HoneyDew #55 | Tom Segura
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- Опубліковано 13 січ 2020
- Tom Segura sits down with Ryan Sickler on this episode of The HoneyDew. Tom talks about his experience with G.H.B. in college, his recent incident taking a mega-dose from Joey Diaz, and one of the dirtiest football plays of his life. Then Tom wraps up the episode by giving some advice to his 16-year old self.
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I wish i had a job where one of my best friends was also my boss and also was Tom Segura.
But that means you'll eventually either be a victim or an accomplice
@@chrism45 😂😂
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge 50/50 I like those odds.
My best friend is my boss but he's just Blake :(
imagine being tom's doctor
Sickler's laugh reminds me that happiness is imminent.
Funches better watch his throne
i don't get that. of course you can't laugh without being happy, it's kind of impossible. like not blinking when sneezing.
Bryan Stiener yeah but some people get more enjoyment out of jokes etc. Ryan’s laugh makes me so happy because I also have a distinctive honk so I feel less alone lol
Dude I have to listen to it at low volume I’m my headphones because of his laugh.
It is identical to Lee Syatt’s laugh.
Toms most painful moment is not the tailbone impact anymore lmao
didnt age well 😂
I was scrolling for that comment so bad😭😂
fucking dark! Love it
Explain?
@@qmathew9900 the song about" every kiss begins with k" well the singer should have sung every rape begins with r
When Tommy Buns is a guest on any podcast I turn into a telescope 🔭
Hes known as being a funny person but his storytelling abilities are also top notch
Top notch comment.
When you're featherin' it brother!
Feather that babyraper 'stache
Watch the faceclothes there, chomo!
Ta ta. 1:11:50
JUST SO YOU KNOW... YER ON FIRE
Gotta get it hot
Man this is a great podcast, -Marlo
It’s cool to hear about how Tom and Burt met, didn’t realize it was in a rehab facility though.
Most underrated comment
Lmaooooo
Tom segura after blacking out on GHB:
“IlL FuCkInG dO iT aGaIn”
I can honestly say that the episodes with Tom and Sickler are becoming my favorite of the whole YMH Podcasts. Keep’ em coming guys!
Tom’s laugh is the best. It always makes me smile.
Ryan's rooster-call laugh is iconic
Tom sounds just like his dad when he gets excited.
Calling it now when Tom is around 50 years old he'll be exactly the same as his dad! lol
Aww R.I.P Top Dog 😢
Any time I see Sickle Cell and Tommy Buns together, I turn into a telescope. SueWoo
"This was a good warning I should have paid attention to" "what the first one" 😂😂
No the second…🤣
The tailbone being the most pain he was is, did not age well
I'm so pissed that I got beat to this joke
It's also weird now to notice all the times he pronounced 'won' like 'wahn.' And as he has said, no one ever said anything to him about how r-worded it sounds.
I love it, right when I got to that part was going to comment... lmao
@@stevealleman9206 Accents exist
Ryan sickler's laugh keeps me coming back to the honey dew.
Im having chest pain!
I loved the part when Tom said “you gotta follow proto,” and Blueban was dying laughing. Ryan has no clue what was so funny. 😂
1:11:50
When feds dont follow proto I turn into a telescope.
Lmao
Read this comment literally as he said it haha high and tight
I actually said it WITH him right after he said the word protocol. I can’t hear that word anymore without saying some version of not following PROTO!
Why does it make me happy when I see Tom or Christina wearing teddy fresh?
Real friends rep their friends shit
teddy fresh is lame
Because you need to go outside more often.
He looks good in it
Dink Fam that was a shite insult lmao
**gets done swimming**
“Go shower”
“But I just got out the pool...”
Is this bert or Ryan running this interview?!
Bro he grew up without parents I would think the same thing lmao
Sickle Cell constantly looks like he’s trying to fart really quietly.
“You gotta follow proto” was so well snuck in there. Had me rolling
“Twice...you don’t wanna fuck em twice” hahaha how did no one laugh at that? I was dying 😂
Every kiss begins with Kay has haunted my dreams since childhood.
1800 cars 4 kids
588 2300 empire!! Today!!!!
Yeah yeah yeah, I’m gonna come now..
J. H. Awwwwhwhhhh get ooooffffff!!1
aaaaaaaaoooohhhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhaaayeeeeeee
Omega Point Singularity ahhhhhhhhhhh again ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sickler and Lee Syatt laughing together would be funny
Lol Ricky Gervais as well. Ear splitting!
There's an episode of The Church with Lee, Ryan and Joey!
Nobody’s podcast makes me laugh like when y’all get together. Love the content!
I feel like I'm learning so much about Tom here, he doesn't usually go into this much detail about himself. keep them coming!
This is great. I've always wondered about that this is not happening story. Thanks for opening up
We get 2 great podcast today, this one and Joe Rogan with Uncle Joey!
Got so excited this morning!
Ban Dana did you peep the Bert and Bill Burr one too??
@@kurtschalper771 Ohh shit, I seen that 5 min clip like a week ago but they just released the full podcast a few hours ago! Thanks for letting me know now I got something to watch later lol
12:52 , that next 10 seconds is probably the closest ive been to pissing my pants from laughing. legendary line
James brown is 6’3”
On his momma shoulders
@@pedrothevenard 🤣🤣🤣
*underground
What makes you think im some amateur
that drowns his wings in sauce...
You’re a liar! You’re an evil man and you’re a liar!
Love you guys chatting and hanging out. Such good energy, bless ~
HAPPY TOOSDEE!
Welcome back to the Honeydeeeww SuWuuu
Baldimore
This was the best Honeydew podcast ever! I laughed the whole time. Thanks fellas
Wow. It's amazing how one evening can affect your entire life on that kind of level. Crazy deep cut from Ryan.
I love it when these two get together
Such great stories! This was awesome!
Sickler's laugh is just too much. I die laughing every time he loses it.
"I still think it's the best play I've ever made" I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Awesome stories, entire podcast non-stop entertaining !!!
That hoodie needs to direct traffic
genius. I can just see tom in an intersection blowing whistles. left arm, right arm.
Lmfao
Love these guys together! ❤️
"U gonna go to the lemonade party after?" Lol. "No!!!!"
That was friggin hilarious. Thumbs up!
That tailbone shit is no joke. I fell on mine once and like an idiot I not only didn't go to the hospital, I went to work the next day. There were times I'd try to lift something and I was in so much pain I physically couldn't breathe. That was about 17 years ago and I still feel it sometimes
God damn this podcast had me enthralled for 1.5 hrs
Love this podcast.
Now I only hear tom say "won" like "juan" lmao
1:15:43
You gotta time stamp.
Tom casually talking about trying to break an opponent footballers leg killed me with laughter with how deadpan he said it 😂💀
I love it when on a podcast they start talking real low. Love it. Makes me feel like I'm in the room, the room next door.
Its great seeing this side of Tom!
Dude I love Top Dog stories! Dudes a legend!!
That was great. I enjoyed it so much.
WOW I laughed so hard on this podcast..Amazing stories...
I've never felt more close to Tom before. We relate on alot
Sicklers laugh will forever make me smile
I had no idea you got that messed up. I’m just so happy you’re alive to bring joy. Also, you must have told that on Crab Feast cuz that was new for the dew.
I'm on a roll of these two. Such a great pair to listen to
That story is gnarly! Glad you're still with us
You know a story’s going to be good when it starts with “ idk if I’ve told this story before, but ....”
I want a Honeydew but I want Ryan to tell more stories about himself. A Honeydew all about Ryan.
"I was just in the water" lmfaoo sickler got it going from the beginning
3 great free stories 👍👍👍
great episode yo
Such a good episode.
A classic Honeydew.
blueban how can y'all do sickle cell like that zooming in on his face while he does reads lolol
Such a solid podcast. You're killin' it Sickler. FTCF.
I love that he’s supporting Ethan and Heila by wearing their line of clothes and giving them this extra exposure
They liked their clothing cuz its nice, not just cuz their friends
Rafael Rivera I didn’t say that lol, I’m just saying it was nice either way
Brilliant episode
"Asking What Words Are". I Love it
My new year resolution is to watch more honeydew. Lets go!
big ups Segura reppin that teddy fresh merch. papa bless🙏🙏
Excellent HoneyDew Ryan! Tom's background is so relatable. In the midst of destroying our bodies during high school football we had NO IDEA that we were enduring the most painful right of passage the American male can choose. It's insane what people do to their bodies playing football in TX and Florida. The other 48 ain't so great.
So funny !!! Tom is my favorite comedian hands down......
I overdosed on Jimsonweed seeds, spent 3 days tripping ballz in the hospital. I vaguely remember having to drink the charcoal and I was so high I thought it was a cookies and creme milkshake. I played with dog poop, tried to put a stuffed dolphin through my tv, crawled out my window to come in the back door for the gallon of milk, jumped in a car I thought was mine at the hospital. Jimsonweed isn't illegal bc anyone who has taken it, would never wanna take it again. From there I don't remember much. But I survived and today I'm sober after 20 years of opioid addiction. #WorstTripEver #StaySafe #StayAlive
Wowww I’ve never seen this show😯. I really enjoyed these two together!
This podcast was magic
I love how Tom, Christina, Ethan and hila are good friends
My husband and I sing this too each other all the time 😂🤣😂 every kiss begins with Kay 😂☺️🤣 it’s so fvcking corny and hilarious
Ryan: were you high on the plane?
Tom: FUCK YEAH
This was a great podcast.
Love how Tom's business sense saw a huge opportunity inside the Spanish community here in the states. It's gonna definitely lead to him performing in other Spanish speaking countries too. Man Tom go man go! 💞 Your dominating your market scales. I'm 59 and some of you probably wonder why I'm watching 10-15 year younger comedians. But comedy is a huge part of my days n nights. It's a tough world out there we need comedy in our lives every minute of everyday to get through life in my opinion
Robin Buglio
What’s the point of being bilingual if you don’t capitalize on it somehow, someway??
I appreciate your outlook, comedy and just laughing in general, is as important a piece of self-maintenance as cutting your toenails.
Wow.... Amazing Podcast.
Y’all energy is genuine, y’all should do a podcast like 2 bears but y’all. And call it MOMS HONEY!!!✊🏾
Loved hearing about their time as a teenager. The showering for me too was like wtf
5:40 is where I started paying attention and I was like "wait, what?!? I gotta rewind..."
Best episode yet
I could listen to Ryan talk ALL DAY LONG I love his voice!!!
in Australia we have these crazy things called shower stalls, revolutionary technology comprised of big planks of wood in a square formation around the shower head. They have shielded millions of children from psychologically scarring post gym class experiences for generations.
12:48 we’ll talk about that cover 2 in a sec 😂😂😂
Holy cow these stories are amazing Bert should let Tom talk more.
"why are were here if we're not expressing love.. Ya know... crazy shit" 51:10
Ryan telling that story made my whole face and head hurt
I’m Home here now, on a Tuesdee keeping it high and tight!
Tom and all YMH Crew,
Big fan of all of the YMH run shows. Please let the shows go on for as long as you all feel like talking, the way you do with YMH, rather than limit it to an hour to an hour twenty. Sometimes things feel rushed and like you don't have time for everything. We mommies would watch all of your shows whether they were 1 hour or 3 1/2 hours. Food for thought. Piss on me, beat me.
Alex Bowman I agree. Good idea, Jeans
I don’t think they have a lot of time. Tom has his 13 podcasts ya know. I agree with you tho would be better longer
Lol there a new number one most painful moment
Great podcast guys per use
Man.... I really wanna try ghp now thanks guys.