I'm Paused2smoke, I missed the inside joke then, I've only watched a few of their podcasts. They're very convincing, There's not even a laugh or smile when they discuss it... 🤣
I am Chinese and I live in Guangzhou. one of the best things happened to me last year was I started listening to JRE and I was so thrilled to hear the name of my city appeared on the show. Yes, Guangzhou is mega city with huuuuge population and most of the population is migrant workers. They are in all walks of life and they built this city. And unlike a lot of big cities like Beijing and Shanghai, we have a very open and welcoming attitude to people who are not originated in Guangzhou.
Neil Wong i am currently a student in the United States studying modern east asian culture and would love to hear more on Guangzhou and your experience there. Let me know how i could contact you
+Jesus Urbina One of the most underrated comments I've ever read. I read the comment before I saw him and when the camera switched to him I laughed for like 15 minutes.
@@fluG4M3 I'm pretty sure everybody knows not to fuck with electricity and water.. If you've ever seen a cheesy action movie from the 80s-90s you know.
Joe “there’s this really interesting documentary” Rogan. Can’t get enough of these two gentlemen.
9 років тому+464
Like a mythical creature, Tom Segura appears on the podcast. Truly a once in a lifetime, no, once in EVER experience. I'm about to spark a joint and watch history unfold. I will try not to masturbate for the entire duration of this podcast but no promises.
+Marc-André Wallenberg I agree that Tom Segura is badass as fuck, but he's been on before, so technically not once in a lifetime, certainly not once in ever.
Joe Rogan: "A bunch of girls knocking on the door with lobster bibs on " Me: spits chewed sausage biscuit with mouthful of green smoothie all over my microwave
At 50:25...I was looking for this part for YEARS...I had a similar experience in Canada in the early 2000's, a guy was sponsored by his country to "show us" that his country/religion/ways are better and was basically trying to recruit people.
I guess youve never heard him talk about when he was younger and delivered papers then went to school then trained martial arts.. Or when he started comedy and worked construction all day and did comedy at night. Get off that high horse Mr 9-5
@@JordanM1630 I'm also tired of this idea that if you don't wake up bright and early in the morning then you're lazy and unproductive.. That's total nonsense. I work during the week so i have to wake up at 7ish but on weekends I'll stay up til 4am and sleep in as late as i feel like.. I still mow my grass and clean my house and am doing a full renovation to my basement. Who cares if i do the work at 9am or 4pm or 11pm. Lazy people can be lazy if they wake up early too.. Oh and just a quick btw... The job i work during the week is my family's small construction business. So im not just clocking in for some boss at my job. My family, my brother's family, and my parents rely on me showing up
LJ I've always wondered if they work like how does it get all the poop off haha. I feel like if I shat and then sat in a bath of hot water my asshole would still be poop encrusted. I will have to try a bade sometime I guess
watched almost every Rogan podcast the last 3 years or so.. This was by far one of the funniest ever. They were riffing, two great comedians having a blast.. So sweet!
in my defense, that story about my kids basketball games kills. joe had his nose in his iphone the entire time i was telling it. maybe if he would pay a little more attention next time he would appreciate the deft comedic nuances i have worked into it.
I’m here tearing apart golf carts at work listing to these on speaker lmao. Recently got into podcasts and it’s all I listen to now. Keeps me calm during rush hour so I’m not hauling ass through traffic.
The NHS most certainly doesn't 'suck' in England, yes there are waiting lists for non emergency operations [mostly caused by the cunting govt. underfunding it] but we receive brilliant care that isn't dependent on how much we earn.
+LipJobby I live in a shit hole well east London to be exact. I'm not saying It's amazing. there's so many ways to improve. I just find it funny when americans slam the NHS when in the us they would leave to die of you can't afford healthcare.
Drink some fucking water. The last few months it's getting worse and worse and this one just sent me off the edge. That mucus throat clearing and swallowing every other minute for almost 3 hours straight. Drink some god damn water PLEASE
+Brandon Jones That, on top of smoking weed and having years of throat issues from rattling your vocal chords into a microphone "AAAAANNNNNNDD THE CHALLENGER"
joe been hanging with lots of conservatives lately, he's very ignorant on bernie sanders, kyle from secular talk broke down Bernie's tax plan perfectly, joe is saying Bernie's plan will fail based on the system we have now, bernie will change that system, joe needs killer mike and bernie on his podcast so he can get schooled
Dubstepping23 when someone calls you a libtard or a race baiter take that as a compliment, its basically their way of saying i know you're right but idc so fuck you. lol
Joe, Aziz's show is really really good. First episode doesn't do it justice. He's really good and the show comes into its own after the 3rd episode. I was really proud of him.
All I do is listen to podcasts at work all day 9 hours a day. I like yours because the length takes up a good portion of my day.
@@PrinceTancred You dont know where he works😂
Well you can bet it’s a government job !!
@@PrinceTancred narc
Guck Foogle go drink more tea.. hippie
I'll be your friend Maggot. Your comments are so smart and witty. Seriously tho, don't you have to get up early for your paper route?
Segura is so criminally underrated. Love this guy
Nick W not anymore amigo
William Ward No mas friend
Nick W, Isn't he bring his kid up to be gender neutral, Or have I missed something?
RoKn ROLLeR that was a troll lol
I'm Paused2smoke, I missed the inside joke then, I've only watched a few of their podcasts. They're very convincing, There's not even a laugh or smile when they discuss it... 🤣
Funny listening to this 3.5 years later and seeing how successful Tom has become since this podcast. Love seeing talented people find success!
Suuuuuuu Wuuuuuuu
Also thought it was funny hearing them talk about Bernie Sanders when he came on the podcast like last week lol
Good weight loss too
He’s not successful.. he’s not funny. Shut the hell up.
Matt McLeod this was way before sanders came on the podcast you fucking goon
I am Chinese and I live in Guangzhou. one of the best things happened to me last year was I started listening to JRE and I was so thrilled to hear the name of my city appeared on the show. Yes, Guangzhou is mega city with huuuuge population and most of the population is migrant workers. They are in all walks of life and they built this city. And unlike a lot of big cities like Beijing and Shanghai, we have a very open and welcoming attitude to people who are not originated in Guangzhou.
Neil Wong i am currently a student in the United States studying modern east asian culture and would love to hear more on Guangzhou and your experience there. Let me know how i could contact you
died when Tom said "what are thooooose" and Joe didn't get it lol
Jamie laughed tho such a funny moment
Brian Bonell timestamp? 🙏
@@seji8870 0:00 - 2:42:48
I Listen to your podcast every morning whilst im...... working.......
+Jonathan Jennings yeah, just fired this up at work. haha. Guess you really can't complain if you can earn money while listening to JRE.
... *
graveyard shift janitor here. I'd probably go insane without this podcast. 2.5 podcasts a night.
no one gives a shit pags
You mean......fapping?
Busted out laughing because I was listening to this while working as a traffic controller on a busy highway 😂
Me too i died laughing when they did
Did Tom eat one of those blueberry gums Willy wonka said not to?
too soon
+Jesus Urbina violet you're turning violet, violet!
+Jesus Urbina lol
+Jesus Urbina Beat me to it
+Jesus Urbina
One of the most underrated comments I've ever read. I read the comment before I saw him and when the camera switched to him I laughed for like 15 minutes.
It's so strange to go back and see Tom before he transition ed to poly,bi and gender fluid. So proud of him.
Joe is always lit as fuck on this podcast lol.
thank you all so much for putting the older episodes on, it's SO precious
32:14 "Some chicks are just cool, man. There's some really cool chicks out there."
"Yeah man." 🤣🤣 Killed me.
No it didn’t kill you. You’re still alive. Fucking liar you barely exhaled through your nose.
@@vrcbeezy57 He's baiting you lmao
"You wouldn't get somebody to do electrical work in the pouring rain" lmao.
I would, but I'm maybe a tiny bit weird.
Stupid fucking quote that wasn’t funny at all
@@PrinceTancred if your an electrician it's funny. People really think they're gonna mess with electricity and be fine, even in the rain 😂
@@fluG4M3 I'm pretty sure everybody knows not to fuck with electricity and water.. If you've ever seen a cheesy action movie from the 80s-90s you know.
Seguras weight loss is insane!
No it isn’t. He’s fat.
@@PrinceTancred replying to every comment? lol
Twisted Legend ;)
@@twistedb3378 reading every one of his replies?
@@jq7323 I tend to click on the replies to some comments, kind of how you did this one and noticed he was commenting on every one lol
That Hershey's syrup story had me dying.
"thought it'd be all sexy but it just look like she SHIT everywhere"
Please you barely exhaled through your nose. Stop lying loser.
@@PrinceTancred Stop replying to every comment loser
@@vrcbeezy57 stop reading all of his replies, loser.
i read Joe's shirt every time the camera switched to him ☠️☠️☠️
blob blobby same😂😂😂
I can never catch what the bottom says, what does it say in red?
Democrat
Republican
Libertarian
Freak party
@@984654646 thank you
"C'mon, I made a souffle. We gonna do this?" -Tom Segura
Shitty quote
@@PrinceTancred "shitty quote"
I for sure listen to this while driving a forklift haha
You should be fired. I will be contacting your boss.
Me too. What other podcast would u listen too while driving a forklift?
Troy Swink 2 bears 1 cave with Tom Segura and Bert Krisheir
I'm at work right now 🤣 Desk job. I'd die without these earphones.
yea same here, sometimes i gotta do some braindead work and if i cant listen to the podcast when im doing that im gonna go crazy
This podcast is getting me out of my rut. Thank you Joe Hogan!
This episode is quite... Lucrative.
Joe “there’s this really interesting documentary” Rogan.
Can’t get enough of these two gentlemen.
Like a mythical creature, Tom Segura appears on the podcast. Truly a once in a lifetime, no, once in EVER experience. I'm about to spark a joint and watch history unfold. I will try not to masturbate for the entire duration of this podcast but no promises.
+Marc-André Wallenberg Truly one of the most humorous entities in all of space and time.
+Marc-André Wallenberg I love him, but I can't figure out why he dressed up like a blueberry today.
+Marc-André Wallenberg I agree that Tom Segura is badass as fuck, but he's been on before, so technically not once in a lifetime, certainly not once in ever.
budred123 - Bernie Sanders FTW - How dare you.
+Marc-André Wallenberg Came here to find others like me, was not disappointed.
Toms the kind of guy to give you a good chuckle every minute. His humor is so fresh yet chill as hell
Joe Rogan: "A bunch of girls knocking on the door with lobster bibs on "
Me: spits chewed sausage biscuit with mouthful of green smoothie all over my microwave
I mess with horses all day everyday 365 days a year and I listen to Joe with one earbud in. Love the content keep it goin
Pull your jeans HIGH and TIGHT! tommy buns in the house
Shut the fuck up
"Your set up for this is exhausting" lmfaoo fucking bunz!!! God damn legend.
Dominick Cruz................Please
His eye fell out reading this
He tore his ACL logging into youtube.
+GrapeDrank25 Hahaha
+GrapeDrank25 crying 😂😂
...* fucking retards man.
At 50:25...I was looking for this part for YEARS...I had a similar experience in Canada in the early 2000's, a guy was sponsored by his country to "show us" that his country/religion/ways are better and was basically trying to recruit people.
If I’m not tired I don’t sleep, said like a man who’s never worked a 9-5
Yep
Yep my job has ruined sleep for me.
I guess youve never heard him talk about when he was younger and delivered papers then went to school then trained martial arts.. Or when he started comedy and worked construction all day and did comedy at night. Get off that high horse Mr 9-5
Bryan C Facts he clearly isn’t a real fan 😂😂
@@JordanM1630 I'm also tired of this idea that if you don't wake up bright and early in the morning then you're lazy and unproductive.. That's total nonsense. I work during the week so i have to wake up at 7ish but on weekends I'll stay up til 4am and sleep in as late as i feel like.. I still mow my grass and clean my house and am doing a full renovation to my basement. Who cares if i do the work at 9am or 4pm or 11pm. Lazy people can be lazy if they wake up early too.. Oh and just a quick btw... The job i work during the week is my family's small construction business. So im not just clocking in for some boss at my job. My family, my brother's family, and my parents rely on me showing up
Joe really cracks himself up
I love how Tom Segura and Christina P are an amazing comedy couple.
Tom's "What are those?!" attempt lololololol 22:04
about the ass hair: baby wipes are a total game changer
preach, baby wipes a big game changer.
Them bum cleaners you get in countrys like turkey are a game changer...wish they were used in the uk
Total game changer! I always grab some butt-wipes from dollar shave club with my razors.
Can't go back to TP now...!
Why don't you man-scape. For fuck's sake. Your shit looks nasty I'm sure.
LJ I've always wondered if they work like how does it get all the poop off haha. I feel like if I shat and then sat in a bath of hot water my asshole would still be poop encrusted. I will have to try a bade sometime I guess
The fucking TV Rant, I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. Thanks Joe and Tom (and Jamie.) Keep this comedy gold up!
"Suuupp Kane!!"
Here in 2020 and this shit is still gold. Love these two funny bastards.
How lucrative do you get?
Washed up junkie
31:58 The moment when Joe says "What" Its spot on!!! So got damn funny.. I have a hard time breathing over here!!
Its even better when tommy buns says "some chicks are just cool man" And Joe ironicly goes "yeah man"
GET DAVID CHOE BACK ON THE PODCAST
+Alex DeLarge Holy shit... the first ever OTHER Alex Delarge I've ever seen. Lol
+Alex DeLarge Looks like it's time for a bit of the old Moloko Plus.
Goood! Real horrorshow! Initiative comes to thems that wait.
I was thinking the same thing last night mate!!
+Matt K dumbass...
watched almost every Rogan podcast the last 3 years or so.. This was by far one of the funniest ever. They were riffing, two great comedians having a blast.. So sweet!
They aren’t great comedians you fluff.. they fucking suck
in my defense, that story about my kids basketball games kills. joe had his nose in his iphone the entire time i was telling it. maybe if he would pay a little more attention next time he would appreciate the deft comedic nuances i have worked into it.
lol
i pray this is the real guy.
thrashish no one give a fuck about your sons fucking basketball game
Bahahahahaaha, well played.
Bitch you’re not funny
I’m here tearing apart golf carts at work listing to these on speaker lmao. Recently got into podcasts and it’s all I listen to now. Keeps me calm during rush hour so I’m not hauling ass through traffic.
TOMMY BUNS IN THE HOUSE
I work ten hours night shift at Lowe’s, working with power equipment, and this is all I listen to every night
GET ALISTAIR OVEROID ON
UBERREM UBEREEM UBEREEM!
“You wouldn’t ask a guy to do electrical work in the pouring rain” hahaha 😂
That’s not funny... and has been quoted already by another loser.
Listening to this as I clean up the house! ❤️
@@PrinceTancred this one was funny lol
Imagine being the guy who told that story about his kids basketball game and watching this.... Crushed
tom segura is funny to the core
No he isnt
@@PrinceTancred yes he is
Log Maggot what is wrong with you 🤣 such a sad existence
I love these two together!! my favorite episodes by far.
I wonder how "Lucrative" ThroatZilla gets?
Who
"I'm gonna open your asshole and throw my keys in there" fuckin killed me
Joe is definitely high on something 2nd half of this.
+roush26 prpbably alcohol and weed
+roush26 - Especially high in this one..he laughs at everything..
Ambien does that shit so does lunesta
Edible kicked in
I thought he was going to pull around with his opinion on curved tvs, but then the rant continued. I'm not mad, I get it and it was worth a laugh
Joe Rogan, starting the year off strong with Tom Segura.
I recently found this podcast. God damn I have been missing out joe is funny as fuck.
Welcome to the freak party! Duncan Trussell, Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo, Aubrey Marcus, and the list goes on man go watch those episode so fuckin good
+STRIKERBOY101 Even the old ones man. Don't skip over em. They're all great. Plus it's cool seeing how this podcast has evolved over the years.
+Alex DeLarge Some might say the old ones are the best ones.
Watch the ones with Joey Diaz and the old ones
Phillip coppens, Giorgio tsoukalos, Neil drgrasse Tyson are good ones if ur into ancient aliens and space
The noises joe makes have me fucking dying of laughter
The NHS most certainly doesn't 'suck' in England, yes there are waiting lists for non emergency operations [mostly caused by the cunting govt. underfunding it] but we receive brilliant care that isn't dependent on how much we earn.
fuck yeah man. I've had 9 operations all free. if I lived in us I would be fucked
fuck yeah man. I've had 9 operations all free. if I lived in us I would be fucked
I guess it depends what hospital then beacuse all mine have been pretty fucking good.
+LipJobby I live in a shit hole well east London to be exact. I'm not saying It's amazing. there's so many ways to improve. I just find it funny when americans slam the NHS when in the us they would leave to die of you can't afford healthcare.
+LipJobby a quick Google search says 45k that's from the harved gazette.
What up Joe Rogan? Big listener here in Texas and huge appreciator of your words, format and balls to see it thru. Are you hiring bad asses?
Wonder how Ol' David Choe's doing these days.
+Robert Oneal He uploads the odd 6 second video to his youtube.
+Robert Oneal He was in Cambodia not too long ago. He needs to come back and bring back DVDASA. I miss his podcast so much!
He's caught up with his punk/metal band. I'm not cool enough to know what kind of music it actually is :/
just watched his special on netflix, ithink it's his best one yet
"is that a lime?" looking at the end of a cucumber barely sticking out of a girls mouth, damn..
Timestamp
I'm now addicted to these podcasts.
Wow he didn't bring his wife.
When did they have that fucking medical procedure done
I am listening from work.....doing nadda. Its awesome to get paid for listening to Joe and co.
Tom "Yeah" Segura
Ultimate Line up for a stand up show..Joe Rogan, Tom Segura, Joey D, Bill Burr,& Christina P...💯
MAKE THIS HAPPEN JOE!!!
1 HR 47 min when tom says kagels in response to Christy Brinkley being hot and in shape
The gobble gobble gobble/ rottweiler part almost made me crash my car. Played it 4 times. Fucking died!
People to bring on the podcast:
Christopher Titus, Demetri Martin, Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman, Nathan Fielder, Andrew Zimmern, Weird Al
What horrible suggestions.. and none of them have been on 3 years later. Don’t breed.
1:32:33 "You're set-up for this is exhausting" hahahahahahaha
Alright, Tom Segura listens to Gang Starr, niiiice!!!
Toms subtle reference to Kim Anh had me rolling. This podcast pull my jeans up high and tight
Get Killer Mike on already!
He has now! Woooh, was a great episode.
Finally happened!
I almost died laughing and got hit by a car during the throatzilla bit. holy yowza
If Joe knows all of Bernie's good points then why does he only talk about the "bad" stuff? The stuff that he misquotes anyways..
Ah Maggot. Mommy didn't hug you enough? Yell upstairs and tell her to make you a grilled cheese
Every 5 seconds of tommy is better than an entire aubrey marcus podcast
I wonder if that socially unskilled dad from school knows joe talks about him on the podcast
cakeisavegatable I think the same thing every time he mentions a friend, or someone he knows but does not name in a negative way
I listen to this while working and I'm definitely working, multitasking brain
Currently really-not-working while listening to JRE
The scoop and score flew over Joe's head. No comprehend the football
Tom deffinetly saw pitch perfect
5 minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off, Joe's female impression fucking kills me
I loved u guys... Thanks for the shout out & the more mean racist people... Lol.... 😍 #Throatzilla
James Adomian, one of the most brilliant mimics of our generation.
Drink some fucking water. The last few months it's getting worse and worse and this one just sent me off the edge. That mucus throat clearing and swallowing every other minute for almost 3 hours straight. Drink some god damn water PLEASE
What... The... Actual... Fuck
Always listen to JRE at work.
Tom lost so much weight recently his voice changed.
Shut the fuck up
Log Maggot lol I saw you on a different comment thread get a life with your negativity 😂😂😂
Fargo being good haha Martin Freeman thought it'd be a film.
what's up with Joe's throat?
butter in his coffee, makes you feel like you have snot in your throat.
+Brandon Jones That, on top of smoking weed and having years of throat issues from rattling your vocal chords into a microphone "AAAAANNNNNNDD THE CHALLENGER"
Not used to the rainy weather.
Thanks guys, it's all clear now.
***** In rememberance of Fear Factor.
Fargo season 1 and 2 are by far the best shows out there.
Ahh.... The old sleeping pill story
Thats funny how I sit on my hyster at work, watching this 4 years later lol
Wouldn't it be awesome to have Bernie Sanders on the Joe Rogan Experience?
I miss the old podcast soooo much
Young Jamie laughs/sounds like Redban in this one?
Love him. And Christina!
joe been hanging with lots of conservatives lately, he's very ignorant on bernie sanders, kyle from secular talk broke down Bernie's tax plan perfectly, joe is saying Bernie's plan will fail based on the system we have now, bernie will change that system, joe needs killer mike and bernie on his podcast so he can get schooled
people freak out and instantly discredit him when they hear the word socialist
Dubstepping23 exactly, and ironically, this country already has many socialist programs lmao
One 100 and also the "libtards" as right wingers call them, have fought for civil rights and many of the programs that they use
Dubstepping23 when someone calls you a libtard or a race baiter take that as a compliment, its basically their way of saying i know you're right but idc so fuck you. lol
+One 100 lol yep pretty much
Joe, Aziz's show is really really good. First episode doesn't do it justice. He's really good and the show comes into its own after the 3rd episode. I was really proud of him.