HoneyDew #67 | Tom Segura

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  • @Jacobmelrose26
    @Jacobmelrose26 4 роки тому +800

    The HoneyDews with Tom are the best, because they just tell stories the whole time.

    • @markm531
      @markm531 4 роки тому +31

      Mostly stories

    • @CJJC42
      @CJJC42 4 роки тому +28

      Joey Diaz is honeydew king

    • @erixrodriguez8
      @erixrodriguez8 4 роки тому +29

      kind of like every episode of honey dew

    • @frloopr
      @frloopr 4 роки тому +17

      I know, Tom Segura's been telling stories for 56 years

    • @Ashtray91642
      @Ashtray91642 4 роки тому +4

      FlokiBoatBuilder how did you get the YMH logo on your name

  • @AnthonyGreen1993
    @AnthonyGreen1993 4 роки тому +282

    Ryan’s laugh when he hears the bathtub was 3 stories up has me in tears I love this podcast

    • @1995susan1995
      @1995susan1995 4 роки тому +2

      I was DYING at this too

    • @iainh
      @iainh 4 роки тому +25

      1:07:40 for anyone wanting to jump right to this story. Ryan's response to the "metal rods in his neck" was low key hilarious too.

    • @H8nb8n
      @H8nb8n 4 роки тому +17

      HOW'S HE ALIVE
      HOW'S HE ALIVE???!?!?!

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 4 роки тому +2

      I dosed off watching this n that fuckin part made me jump. I'm awake..😂😂

    • @tex1622
      @tex1622 4 роки тому +11

      I have NEVER found a laugh so fucking contagious. It's so catching.

  • @pwr2al4
    @pwr2al4 4 роки тому +481

    Some people just have a gift for podcasts and Sickler is definitely one of those people.

    • @briansears5902
      @briansears5902 4 роки тому +31

      He's attentive, present, and unselfish. A rarity in the podcast world.

    • @maeganclark2012
      @maeganclark2012 4 роки тому +24

      Brian Sears aka the opposite of Bart Kreisler

    • @mike2928
      @mike2928 4 роки тому +7

      pwr2al4 It’s pretty simple, he’s a good listener.

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 4 роки тому +5

      Except for that godamn laugh

    • @Raaaa10331
      @Raaaa10331 4 роки тому

      @@thedonofthsht76-58 yea. real, real tough to listen to.

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 4 роки тому +67

    I could listen to these 2 tell stories for days

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 4 роки тому +145

    These two telling stories like this, is unbelievably entertaining... I really hope they keep doing this, or at least make other podcasts exactly like this.
    And because it's not Bert, nobody gets interrupted or one-upped nonstop.

    • @tizben
      @tizben 4 роки тому +5

      Same with Brendan schaub. I I wish he could let stories be told and not interrupt

  • @metalbacongaming
    @metalbacongaming 4 роки тому +338

    Ryan sticklers laugh should be a essential employee. God it was what I needed in this quarantine.

    • @holzbock6663
      @holzbock6663 4 роки тому +9

      Him and Chris D'Elia, their laughs always make me laugh

    • @WARRIOR_MMA-mma
      @WARRIOR_MMA-mma 4 роки тому +1

      Its put on

    • @sarac1118
      @sarac1118 4 роки тому +5

      Kevin Zuniga not Ryan’s bruh. That’s a genuine laugh

    • @gustavacresacres2329
      @gustavacresacres2329 4 роки тому +1

      @@sarac1118 kinda sounds like Lee's laugh from joey diaz stupid podcast

    • @ericallen7112
      @ericallen7112 4 роки тому +2

      I love a laugh that is genuine, and that's Ryan's laugh. Mine can be similar but not on that level.

  • @reignofmo
    @reignofmo 4 роки тому +78

    I’m having chest pains! but i still keep featherin’ it

  • @creeker81
    @creeker81 4 роки тому +54

    Uncle Joey is a hardcore subaru guy as well!!!

    • @Prod_D
      @Prod_D 4 роки тому +5

      “I belong in a Subaru”
      -Joey Diaz

  • @Justin-lg1qb
    @Justin-lg1qb 4 роки тому +141

    I’m so happy I get that James brown reference.

    • @gnaxel
      @gnaxel 4 роки тому +17

      Justin don’t put too much sauce on those wings

    • @dontpanic9261
      @dontpanic9261 4 роки тому +4

      Never disrespect.

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 4 роки тому +4

      9”

    • @venomsnigle44
      @venomsnigle44 4 роки тому +10

      I over sauced em because I knew you'd hate it

    • @theguywiththetail
      @theguywiththetail 4 роки тому

      Me Too. Fuckin fantastic. That man is a giant!

  • @de_activatedthe_band5117
    @de_activatedthe_band5117 4 роки тому +14

    sickler and segura's friendship is a treasure. hope y'all have someone who makes you laugh like these two make each other laugh.

  • @AmargaVida
    @AmargaVida 4 роки тому +347

    Tommy out here covering his tracks from his shady past. "somebody killed my neighbor" yea okay dude... where are the bodies Tom!

    • @meplusthreelkkp
      @meplusthreelkkp 4 роки тому +6

      AmargaVida ya! And then the guy that died at their old podcast place?! And I feel like there was one more just can’t think right now.

    • @AmargaVida
      @AmargaVida 4 роки тому +3

      Nicole Price that’s right I almost forgot, there’s a trail! Are we about to become the “Don’t F**k With Cats” group and solve the mystery lol

    • @82Novica
      @82Novica 4 роки тому

      Holy shit you're right, went right over my head

    • @mderepository4147
      @mderepository4147 4 роки тому +3

      7 shotgun rounds? Must have been a barista

    • @markdegroot1228
      @markdegroot1228 4 роки тому +1

      The bodies are probably under the poo pile...

  • @KerterBerger
    @KerterBerger 4 роки тому +64

    "ive developed a weed habit on top of my weed habit" haha couldnt have said it better.

  • @Darkhare33
    @Darkhare33 4 роки тому +33

    Ryan gotta be the nicest guy in pod casting.
    Love that laugh

  • @John.Skelton
    @John.Skelton 2 роки тому +7

    I LOVE TOM AND RYAN TOGETHER! I ALWAYS AM DYING LAUGHING! 😂💀🤘

  • @michaeldonovan9600
    @michaeldonovan9600 4 роки тому +13

    I love when Tom and Ryan get together. Always Hilarious

  • @TheJunkle9781
    @TheJunkle9781 4 роки тому +6

    Honestly, I could listen to Tom and Sickler talk for 3 hours like this every week.

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 4 роки тому +32

    Ryan your laugh is going to get us all through this lockdown

    • @tocalleachthing
      @tocalleachthing 4 роки тому +6

      Don't get me wrong I love Ryan. But his laugh scares the SHIT out of me every fucking time.

    • @arnoldhernandez1910
      @arnoldhernandez1910 3 роки тому

      @@tocalleachthing Lmaoo y

  • @zacharytellock217
    @zacharytellock217 4 роки тому +13

    That 6+ year Segura/Sickler James Brown callback made my day!!!!!!!

    • @Yakkab936
      @Yakkab936 4 роки тому

      Zachary Tellock I just saw it yesterday, it popped up on my feed. And then this reference today happened even though it was 6 years ago! Weird. It must’ve popped up for them too and that’s why they brought it up when they said 6 feet

  • @Beardymanlol
    @Beardymanlol 4 роки тому +6

    This is my favorite duo on the internet. Sry Bornt.

  • @coppers23
    @coppers23 4 роки тому +221

    I wish we could trade Sicklecell and Burnt's levels of fame and wealth

    • @erdnasiul87
      @erdnasiul87 4 роки тому +12

      100%

    • @rojloayvil9270
      @rojloayvil9270 4 роки тому +27

      Ryan should be the second bear💯

    • @megyskermike
      @megyskermike 4 роки тому +5

      x100

    • @vanessa0111
      @vanessa0111 4 роки тому +13

      Idk how in the hell Bert has been so successful. Lucky bastard

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 Рік тому +2

      @@vanessa0111 until Margaritaville "culture" is extinct or alcohol is illegal to consume in public there will always be Burnt Kosher fans

  • @marcusvalle47
    @marcusvalle47 4 роки тому +9

    Sad to see Ryan and the dew leaving YMH studios but I know he and the podcast will continue to thrive on their own. Excited to see all the new content you will be putting out.

  • @msjenanicole
    @msjenanicole 4 роки тому +3

    You guys are all so great...the support system you have cultivated is awesome!

  • @noahcramer9230
    @noahcramer9230 4 роки тому +7

    I love the honeydew's with tommy buns. Keep featherin it brother.

  • @zachfarnitano3496
    @zachfarnitano3496 4 роки тому +119

    I turned into a telescope when I saw this!!!

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 4 роки тому

      Zach Farnitano pics or it didn’t happen 🤪

    • @zachfarnitano3496
      @zachfarnitano3496 4 роки тому +1

      @James Lee to busy featherin it brother

  • @whitejeansreal
    @whitejeansreal 4 роки тому +70

    "yea...I know alot of people who have been killed..."
    "Do you have flyers?"
    Lmfao Ryan was too quick with that

  • @steviedee123
    @steviedee123 4 роки тому +6

    I swore in Tom’s special he yelled out and it sounded exactly like Ryan’s off mic holler. I think that was a shot out to his homeboy Ry-Guy. Thanks for the content fellas.

  • @boofert.washington2499
    @boofert.washington2499 4 роки тому +18

    9:34 that laugh caught me off guard. I've never listened to this guy before. I also love fart talk.

  • @jakobcarroll8029
    @jakobcarroll8029 4 роки тому +14

    When sickler said “you’re right about me being a comedian but my neighbor was brutally murdered on the hood of his car” I was almost asleep(not a diss I’m listening at 5:30am trying to fall asleep) and I lost it, that shit was hilarious

  • @lucasmcconnell8357
    @lucasmcconnell8357 4 роки тому +21

    I swear Ryan's laugh makes everything 10 times funnier

    • @richgarc84
      @richgarc84 4 роки тому +3

      It's way funnier than Bert's. I hate when Bert laughs and keeps trying to talk through it.

    • @Raaaa10331
      @Raaaa10331 4 роки тому +1

      they are both unbelievably horrid. should be edited from the show.

  • @jackbrowning8013
    @jackbrowning8013 4 роки тому +9

    Saw this and immediately HAD. CHEST PAINS.

  • @timelessness8119
    @timelessness8119 3 роки тому +6

    Ryan Sickler's laugh would be an awesome ring tone.

  • @sleepa20v
    @sleepa20v 4 роки тому +11

    Omfg I enjoyed the shit out of that, this is Tom at his best.

  • @gamers_channel
    @gamers_channel 4 роки тому +12

    Jeans is a good guy hes GIVING him the honeydew. What a friend

  • @kendrawright95
    @kendrawright95 4 роки тому +5

    This made my whole damn day! Hope y'all are doing great!

  • @lx024
    @lx024 4 роки тому +45

    The Ryan Sickler youtube channel in the description hasn’t uploaded in 8 years.

  • @kentsilva
    @kentsilva 3 роки тому +12

    @1:08:20 I’m currently lifting weights and when i heard this part i dropped the dumbbell onto my chest😭😭💀😂😂😂

    • @arnoldhernandez1910
      @arnoldhernandez1910 3 роки тому

      Lmaooooo

    • @cam5773
      @cam5773 Рік тому

      I come back to this podcast all the time specifically for that story 😂😂

  • @MrBob2212
    @MrBob2212 3 роки тому +4

    Sickler’s laugh gets me every. Fucking. Time. 😂 and I love Tom’s humor

  • @travisturner1582
    @travisturner1582 4 роки тому +21

    Segura: calmly, quietly telling a story.. I turn my volume up as to not miss a detail.
    Sickler’s laugh: scares my twin daughters awake into a withering fuckin cry fest.
    I don’t care... cry it out ... I gotta hear that laugh.

  • @jakobdekonink1591
    @jakobdekonink1591 4 роки тому +551

    i clicked so fast my mouse got stuck in my teeth and i could not see what i was watching

  • @almightysosa3007
    @almightysosa3007 4 роки тому +21

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Tom segura: “and then a bathtub fell on his neck” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @petedawson5875
    @petedawson5875 4 роки тому +14

    Tom: Remember when my neighbor got murdered?
    Ryan: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

  • @jonathanm6823
    @jonathanm6823 4 роки тому +69

    1:07:40 funniest convo in the whole podcast

    • @jqmasamune
      @jqmasamune 3 роки тому

      Killed me haha

    • @ThePopeOfAllDope
      @ThePopeOfAllDope 3 роки тому +4

      Came to this episode looking for the moment. Thanks for the time stamp.

    • @thoz1guyz
      @thoz1guyz 2 роки тому +1

      Yes! Thank you for the timestamp!

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 2 роки тому

      Jonathan M exactly what I was looking for in the comments👌
      Thank you

  • @IamTheRealCmen
    @IamTheRealCmen 4 роки тому +3

    I really needed this today.

  • @seanphillips7320
    @seanphillips7320 4 роки тому +16

    Su woo, we all fallow Proto☆ Keep feathering it Ryan S🔥🔥🔥🤯

  • @NitaKerns
    @NitaKerns 4 роки тому

    Ryan's shrieks of laughter are THE BEST!! Thanks for laughs, guys!

  • @mickeyroulette503
    @mickeyroulette503 4 роки тому +6

    These two have the best chemistry out of this group of podcasters. They know when to let the other person talk, nobody takes the conversation over. They seem genuinely interested and excited to talk to each other.

  • @redpalace2494
    @redpalace2494 4 роки тому +65

    This was the last thing on UA-cam I hadn't seen.

    • @dontpanic9261
      @dontpanic9261 4 роки тому +2

      Have you seen an early 90s put put championship for $10,000?

    • @redpalace2494
      @redpalace2494 4 роки тому +3

      @@dontpanic9261 twice

    • @rojloayvil9270
      @rojloayvil9270 4 роки тому +2

      Any of you have any recommendations for random interesting videos?

    • @shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317
      @shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 4 роки тому +2

      Rojlo Ayvil familiar with the channel nerd city?

    • @rojloayvil9270
      @rojloayvil9270 4 роки тому +1

      @@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 No. I'll try it out

  • @sethgiffin5812
    @sethgiffin5812 4 роки тому +15

    Honeydew with the water champ blows two bears away. These guys need to do this way more often.

  • @Eminate2121
    @Eminate2121 4 роки тому +5

    Subscribed Ryan.
    Love The Honeydew.

  • @RedQueen00
    @RedQueen00 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao I would have died laughing at the flyer in the meeting! Love u guys!

  • @Theboy1798
    @Theboy1798 3 роки тому

    I discovered Ryan today and haven't stopped binge watching his podcasts with Tom.

  • @Paul_Ward
    @Paul_Ward 4 роки тому +1

    My boy Sickler, keeping me from going crazy in quarantine. Keep up the good work!

  • @richardnunn328
    @richardnunn328 4 роки тому +1

    Amazing stories. I'm hurting by half way. Perfect breakfast listen. 👌😂

  • @KN-wl4vv
    @KN-wl4vv 4 роки тому +60

    Jesus Christ, Sickler, if subscribing to your page helps you find a new place to live, then I did what I could to help you out. You gotta get up outta there! Deadass!!!

  • @theflamingoparty6680
    @theflamingoparty6680 4 роки тому +10

    God dam I love the James Brown 9 inch reference

  • @justinchandler1227
    @justinchandler1227 4 роки тому +80

    I'm telling my grandkids this is Hall & Oates

    • @zeroman614
      @zeroman614 4 роки тому +3

      Justin Chandler I can go for for that

    • @benjaminrhodes9611
      @benjaminrhodes9611 4 роки тому +2

      That sounds not only dishonest, but also like a wonderful idea.

  • @megyskermike
    @megyskermike 4 роки тому +1

    When I see those two together on any podcast I'm always psyched.

  • @kevind825
    @kevind825 2 роки тому

    The two best sense of humor and knowing how to put it out!!!! Love both the night pants nation - honey dew and YMH! So good...............

  • @Nobodyevencares27
    @Nobodyevencares27 4 роки тому +1

    THATS WHERE HE GOT HIS LAUGH FROM!!! Love it!

  • @airforcemarkmg
    @airforcemarkmg 4 роки тому +7

    If lee syett and sickler laughed together the universe would implode

  • @davidbyrnes2089
    @davidbyrnes2089 4 роки тому +80

    Tom's genetic super power was him looking 33 at 13 years old.

  • @snl050707
    @snl050707 4 роки тому +1

    I love these two together!!!

  • @temogonza3980
    @temogonza3980 Рік тому +1

    I’ve watched this podcast probably 6 times and every other one where they’re together I need them to another one asap I know they just did one in Ymh but I need more

  • @JoeSkutnik
    @JoeSkutnik 4 роки тому +1

    Can’t wait to check out the new projects. Just subbed and turned on notifications on the UA-cam channel

  • @Justin-lg1qb
    @Justin-lg1qb 4 роки тому +10

    I have a new goal in life thanks to this podcast. I wanna do something with my life just so I can be a guest on the honeydew

  • @travismiller7596
    @travismiller7596 3 роки тому

    I’ve watched these two on either podcast... it’s god damn refreshing . I love these two together. Or adding CoCo to either.

  • @MA-zz8tt
    @MA-zz8tt 4 роки тому

    Nothing but love for these two guys!

  • @Macubus
    @Macubus 4 роки тому +1

    That 9" callback had me rolling! "James Brown is 6'2"... on his mother's shoulders.

  • @theploppypodcast9565
    @theploppypodcast9565 4 роки тому +2

    These guys are absolutely hilarious- did the fart stories kill anybody else?? 😂😂😂

  • @jessekaronhiiodaye561
    @jessekaronhiiodaye561 4 роки тому

    I'm having chest pains jeans, these are some top shelf golden stories.

  • @dr.gitgud9752
    @dr.gitgud9752 4 роки тому +18

    This shelter in place got me wishing I could afford some Honeydew Night Pants!!

  • @Thehvacmann
    @Thehvacmann 3 місяці тому

    I wish Tom and Ryan had a podcast together. They have so much charisma between them for a good podcast

  • @scrubbylebowski
    @scrubbylebowski 4 роки тому +9

    why has Ryan's youtube channel only got 2k subscribers? come on people, the dude is awesome!

    • @davebcf1231
      @davebcf1231 4 роки тому +4

      Probably because the Honeydew episodes are all on YMH. Didn't even know he had his own channel until today.

  • @no.mans.guy.
    @no.mans.guy. 4 роки тому +1

    “I’m still alive” “yeah but your neck’s dust”😂😂😂😂

  • @iWrecksauce
    @iWrecksauce 4 роки тому +1

    Tommy Buns doing overtime for the quarantine, hell yeah!

    • @godsfavoriteblister852
      @godsfavoriteblister852 4 роки тому

      Cuz he demands a higher percentage pay when hes on the show. Dolla dolla bills yall $$$

  • @CarlyBarly15
    @CarlyBarly15 4 роки тому +20

    This is what 2 bears 1 cave wishes it was

    • @bsx132
      @bsx132 4 роки тому +4

      Because Bert ruins it 75% of the time.

    • @erixrodriguez8
      @erixrodriguez8 4 роки тому +1

      nah 2 bears is what it wishes it was....... it's just a different show

    • @footballmvp11
      @footballmvp11 4 роки тому

      Somebody isn’t keeping it high and tight

    • @adrianmcneilly2730
      @adrianmcneilly2730 4 роки тому

      Better than 2 bears 1 cave. Think you guys should just stick to honeydew. Leave bert alone. One of most giving comedian out there. Remember do not watch anything with Bert in it. He does not want anyone watching anything if you have a problem with bert. Stand up live Bert kicks everyones ass. Remember do not watch Bert if you do like him.

  • @GiftedMoFo
    @GiftedMoFo 4 роки тому

    Love you both gents! Thanks for keeping 💯

  • @Mmc1437
    @Mmc1437 Рік тому

    How do these 2 still have so many stories to share?!?!?! So hilarious.

  • @NovemberFoxtrotRC
    @NovemberFoxtrotRC 4 роки тому +1

    Perfect! Needed this today!

  • @Mmc1437
    @Mmc1437 Рік тому +1

    I need these 2 to form a show!!!! Tommy and RyRy, 2 funny dudes

  • @victormagana7940
    @victormagana7940 4 роки тому

    'One of them fell off.. AND LANDED ON MY NECK!' I never laughed so hard in my fucking life. God that was a great transition.

  • @masonsmorphs
    @masonsmorphs 4 роки тому

    Ryan, these vids are soo good ! Quickly become my first watch of the day. That’s no easy task.

  • @wisterV
    @wisterV 4 роки тому +5

    Hi Hitlers! So glad to see the personality champ back on the show. Our jeans just got collectively high and tight! 👖💨👖💨
    Let those Sickle-cell hyena laughs begin!!!!!

  • @codylake4308
    @codylake4308 4 роки тому +4

    "I don't have the covid, Playa." 😂

  • @anthoniemadsen7673
    @anthoniemadsen7673 4 роки тому

    Damm, Sickler and Tom are amazing together!

  • @forest1hills1king
    @forest1hills1king 2 роки тому +1

    1:07:36 'how is he alive?' 🤣🤣 bath tub bit.

  • @benjochambo
    @benjochambo 4 роки тому

    Keep crankin these out big dog! Always an hour well spent.

  • @luc2o
    @luc2o 4 роки тому +1

    awesome show. Sicklers laugh is the best. With most of my days filled with anxiety, this helps. Ryan and Tom always have great chemistry. Going back to The Cut Man shorts.

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 3 роки тому

    Thank you for avoiding politics. I'm so sick of hearing about politics! We're here to unwind, not to wind up, & you give us that. Thank you Sickle Cell & Main Mommy

  • @BozAwesome
    @BozAwesome 4 роки тому +3

    Tom looks like an security guard for a antique show 🤣

  • @JacobGoodwinMusic
    @JacobGoodwinMusic 4 роки тому +1

    Ryan: “Nobody knows they have it till they know they have it” 🤣

  • @creightontolliver3547
    @creightontolliver3547 4 роки тому +9

    I feel like I know Tom's father intimately and I've only heard stories about him

    • @AhYesIndeedItsFunTime
      @AhYesIndeedItsFunTime 4 роки тому

      you should go back and listen to him on the old YMH, some comedy gold in his phone calls, search for Top Dog

  • @ryanstanley5634
    @ryanstanley5634 4 роки тому

    Ryan Sicklers laugh makes anything 10 times funnier.

  • @somedude414
    @somedude414 2 роки тому

    Holy smokes these stories are the best. We need Sickler on YMH again asap!

  • @Bermmc
    @Bermmc 4 роки тому

    That smooth transition into just selling shit was spectacular!

  • @AyeeePeee
    @AyeeePeee 4 роки тому +2

    Why ever Ryan's laugh goes I go ✊🏽

  • @donjulio5344
    @donjulio5344 4 роки тому

    I just want to say that toms new special is one of the funniest specials I’ve ever seen. Smacked it out the park 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 holy shit i laughed so hard

  • @alejandroecheverria2703
    @alejandroecheverria2703 4 роки тому

    Such a great job as always. ONE LOVE

  • @noname-pd4em
    @noname-pd4em 4 роки тому

    I can watch Joey,Tom while Ryan ask the ?'s ALL DAY LONG!! I feel Tom is right behind Joey

  • @jackmorris9588
    @jackmorris9588 4 роки тому +1

    When Tom said "I crashed" I genuinely started crying laughing