Hmm.. it doesn't really amuse me much.. It should've been "To show you the power of flex seal, I taped this city in half, and took the half and threw it into the sun"..hmm.. no, it , too, doesn't amuse me very well..
@@이예은-w2v yes in Chicago it snows in winter and it's cold as fuck. The northern US is basically just canada 2. Especially Illinois. I should know, I live 2 hours away from Chicago and have been there at least 100 times
Tomb ass is THICCCCC Kepler is going through a depression from the lost of his friend Saturn Quearear is the depression that lives in all of us Chicago is invincible Oouty Scooty is faster than sonic the hedgehog and the flash combined And Mars hates water
Every molecule was 1000 Jupiter's of mass, and he shot like a septillion kg (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) of it. So beyond astronomical number of water hit mars
God just occasionally loses a galaxy in his back pocket, washes it in his washer, drys it, puts it in his drawer and forgets it for about a century, then puts it back on after his shits himself after another world war and remembers that the Galaxy is in his pocket, and THROWS IT INTO A BLACK HOLE LIKE AN EMPTY WRAPPER INTO A GARBAGE CAN.
me: *looks away* mark: "Mercury has always wanted moons!" me: *looks back* *sees mercury with 20 moons 3 times its own size all on fire and spiraling to oblivion*
From 16:09 onward is possibly the most beautiful moment I’ve even witnessed off of a Markiplier Let’s Play. I mean we just witnessed the birth of a new galaxy
Totally Unnecessary Space Lesson Number 203: Quaoar is an ice dwarf like Pluto, only smaller and much further out. Sedna is the same, only so ridiculously red it looks like blood.
I love the idea honestly. And maybe it's not that far fetched, if regular matter can collect into a ball, undergo fusion, and eventually collapse and explode, maybe dark matter can do something similar under the right conditions? I don't think we know enough at the moment to tell, last I checked all we know about dark matter is that it has gravity. I'm sure the conditions in the game were bullshit though, but I don't remember cause I fell asleep to this.
@Insomnia_Gaming Yeah, there's a lot of those kinds of things, even in real science. I've always thought "singularities" in black holes are one of them, doesn't seem feasible to me that normal stuff can form an infinitely small and dense point. Then again, it doesn't seem feasible to me either that gravity can slow time, but that's scientifically proven.
I can make another version of this Quaeaear: I'm a planet that makes people sad UY Scooty: I'm the biggest known star Chicago: Ameturs The other two: what did you say? Chicago:Ameturs Idk the meme or remember how to spell some words right i tried my best and this took a while to type on a tablet whoever liked this thank you.
Coming back on an older video, but I just wanted to comment: the black hole at 17:54 is so big, if something were falling directly into it in a straight line at the speed of light, it would take 4.5 billion years and some change to reach the singularity from the event horizon. So basically, ignoring relativistic effects on time, almost the entire history of the Earth since it has existed could play out before the object falling in is consumed.
Mark: _Starts naming Kuiper Belt objects that are on direct collision-courses w/ the sun_ KBO's: "Lil toasty in here, huh?" Mark: _Turns the Sun into a black hole_ KBO's: "Thaaaat's more like it."
I just imagine Markiplier as some janitor for the company called "The Universe" and he just walked into the room of creation after everybody left work, so he just screws around with all the machines and buttons, not knowing what they do; that is my view of this video. I love it.
"Science lesson number one: Big glowing ball of fire that go across sky: Big ball fire: That SUN. Sun big bright ball of fire, Euhhh, make cavemen inside go GRRRR! Not bad though, good. *Very* good. Big ball fire. We call sun god, sun god, you pray, you pray to sun god, and it give you good food and sexy wife. If you pray hard enough you get good food, good mate, and you get to have good, good time." "This is Quayauaor (Quaoar). Everyone know Quayauoar (Quaoar). Alright Quayauoar (Quaoar). You know darkness inside heart? That Quayauoar (Quaoar). When you pray to darkness inside you pray to Quayauoar (Quaoar). What the frick is Quayauoar (Quaoar)." Mark DeGrasse Tyson, 2018
3:00 Would've been even funnier if it was Detroit since he blew up Detroit for some cake in one of the first videos he made on "Will You Press the Button"
So, considering this: the pink backlight, the focus on his mouth, the dread intro, and finally the "I don't think very good" referring to a broken mind. What does this mean?! This wasn't Markiplier but Wilford Warfstache!
lol I live in Chicago and it's nothing like everyone says. It's actually really nice here despite the snow in April and frigid weather. If you want to get shot, you have to seek out the bad, rundown neighborhoods and walk around outside from sunset-sunrise or so. There are anomalies where people get shot in broad daylight, but it's usually because of conflict in gangs and drug trafficking. Chicago overall isn't that bad. It's just that people give attention to the gang life more than the nice aspects.
@@anna_thema3732 I've been to Chicago, several times. I still gotta say, it's real bad almost everywhere. But as soon as you exit the city limits, it's quite nice.
For those of you who is still hung up from Game Theory's Darkiplier video, just remember that MatPat and Mark are friends. MatPat probably did the video for Mark or Mark asked him to because it's supposed to rile up everybody and tease another sketch from Mark. MatPat is such a good friend hehe
Yes Mark told matpat to do it but it's one big setup for what Mark is going to do his whole channel is what's building up to his darkiplier sketch or story
⚠️The Glitches were not Darkiplier Effects it was Marks Terrifing Horrible Beautyfull Speach At the Start of the Video that Corrupted the Video Face Cam and now Mark has Corrupted his Webcam because his Speaches are Unbelievable Weird And Genius I Loved it😂👍
Funny thing is, the black hole destruction shown in this video is actually kinda accurate. Black holes constantly radiate their mass away, a process we call Hawking Radiation (15:46). This process gets faster and faster the smaller the black hole gets, releasing more and more energy at once (15:57). Once it’s reached the end of its lifespan, the black hole essentially just shrinks and disappears (16:18).
I love how baffled Mark was by the dwarf planets. I love the dwarf planets, ever since I read a book about the guy who killed Pluto. I now know the story behind each of them. "How I Killed Pluto, and Why it had it Coming"
So let me get this straight, mark made mars really super hot, and then tried fixing his mistake with water with the force of Jupiter, and made a black hole
A black hole (in theory) is basically a hella lot of mass that has collapsed in on itself. This doesn't HAVE to be a star per-se, but in our universe, stars are the only objects with enough mass to make a black hole. In MARK'S universe, he basically made a planet the size of a star (I'm not 100% how much mass he threw at Mars, there but it would have to be more than "1000 Jupiter's worth of water" because that's roughly the mass of our sun, but let's assume it was more) that spontaneously collapsed itself. I could go way more in-depth and take the time to give accurate numbers, etc, but I doubt you want that haha.
Environmentalists are stupid, huh? I bet sometimes you do start crying about the killer whales at SeaWorld, as if this has ANYTHING to do with the environment.
Daaaaamn, MatPat's theory makes so much sense, Markiplier can just tap in and out if character like Dark, where he was acting as Darkiplier in the intro
Beginning of the video: "We're gonna have fun with it." Not even one minute later: "....always pondering the endless of existence and yet the fuTILITY THAT IS LIFE-THERE'S *NOTHING* LEFT FOR US. THE UNIVERSE IS A BIG EMPTY TOMB." Situational Irony™.
HOLY! Wow, seeing the editing, passion and all that you put into your videos 3 years ago... It's so good, and it remains good to this day. You have the perfect personality and great editors. Can't wait for Markiplier in space. :D
Beginning: Deep. Little after beginning: cave man Mark. Little later: oh everybody gone! Jupitey i'm sorry! Chicago is very strong.. but it's very jiggly- *trying not to laugh* Seconds later: Okay, you remember big fire ball-?! *Sounds* what the fuck was that?!
I love Mark's reaction to this game. Most people: "A universe simulator that can help us to understand the mechanics and functions of the heavens above and allow us to have a better understanding of where we fit in the grand scale of the cosmos." Mark: "...I wonder if I can blow shit up..."
Actually, if we're talking UA-camrs, that's the reaction I've seen MOST people have. XD It's like when you first play the Sims: EVERYBODY goes through a "Dur hur hur, let's burn them up and drown them in the swimming pool!" phase..._then_ you start playing it for real. Maybe. :P
@@Tazdingoyahahahahaha Bzzzt, check again, earth is dying too in Ottawa(canada) we barely get any snow anymore(granted my standards are pretty high but still, big change)
In space you gotta have fun right? Or else you will start screaming about the inexaustable darkness that surrounds you, the impenetrable crushing weight of nothingness weighting down on you soul! The only thing around you is this screams that fill up your own head knowing that no one will ever hear you or care! The universe is just an endless uncaring endless box of torment built and designed to hate itself! Everyone who ever existed and ever was is only doomed and destinated to die alone, sad and always pondering the endlessness of existence and the futility that is life! - Darkiplier 2018
With In Space with Markiplier out, I would absolutely love it if he played more space-related games or even just took time and talked about space because whenever he talks about it you can really tell that he's genuinely so excited by it and it's always so wonderful to see
Mark: basically if 2 galaxies were to collide, our solar system would have a strong chance of being okay because everything is so far placed from each other, nothing would crash into each other and the gravitational pull of the sun will keep our solar system contained and we will be happy and jolly. Also mark: .....does earth have more than one moon?
Of course, the sun is the second moon. Because the sun orbits the earth. And all the other planets orbit the sun, meaning Mars, Jupiter, etc are all moons of the moon sun that is the moon of our planet that has two moons with moons called earth Also the earth is flat
>Tries to cool Mars down
>Makes a black hole.
Mission accomplished.
Uh, oops. XD
Markiplier mind: fick this shit I'm out
+respect
Well, turning a planet into a black hole is cool though
*Outstanding Move*
I never ever thought i would hear someone say "Where did I put that galaxy??"
Thats pretty much what god did with 2020
Lol
*god*
2020 for ya lads
I guess Men in Black is just some random old movie to you?
"To prove how durable flex seal is, I taped up all of Chicago, and now, I'm gonna blow up the sun."
lol this comment is freakin makin me die of laughter
"I JUST SAWED A BOAT IN HALF!" -voice of a phycopath
*slow claps* flex tape all the memes on this channel
Hmm.. it doesn't really amuse me much.. It should've been "To show you the power of flex seal, I taped this city in half, and took the half and threw it into the sun"..hmm.. no, it , too, doesn't amuse me very well..
G
Me: Watching video at 1am in the dark
Mark: “So, this is the sun.”
Yeah
And you pray enough? 😂
3am here 💀
Edit: 1 month later and it's 12:00 AM
Me: MY EYES!!!
Me watching it at 2:33 AM
As an Astrophysics Major, Mark's description of Quaoar is brilliant. If I ever teach basic astronomy this is how I'll do it.
is that how you pronounce it? Ko-wai-ai-oar
@@chosenthesloth It's Kwah-wahr. ah as in wash, but I think Kowaiiaairr more good to describe darkness that come from kowaiiaairr.
I want you as my hypothetical teacher
@@beunice oh
Quaoar is a trans neptunian object, just like pluto, eris, haumea, sedna and makemake
Mark: Now class what did we learn today
Everyone: Chicago is invincible
Also QUAAEAOEAER
Welp time to pack my bags
I have a choice to go to Chicago for winter, is it good there? Does it snow, and if it does in some places where? I need heeelp :
@@이예은-w2v yes in Chicago it snows in winter and it's cold as fuck. The northern US is basically just canada 2. Especially Illinois. I should know, I live 2 hours away from Chicago and have been there at least 100 times
Tomb ass is THICCCCC
Kepler is going through a depression from the lost of his friend Saturn
Quearear is the depression that lives in all of us
Chicago is invincible
Oouty Scooty is faster than sonic the hedgehog and the flash combined
And Mars hates water
Game Creator: You can practice real life scenarios in this amazing simulation!
Mark: *URANUS BUTTHOLE?*
Lololol 😂😂
Ethan Ringuette I can't even 🤣
Mark is a genius that asks
Great questions like this because he thanks the bus driver.
Joopy poopy
kepler uranus butthole
As someone who lives in chicago i know that no measly sun blowing up will kill us im glad they got that accurate in the game
Lucky.
oh yeah? well i live in depression. nothing can kill it. no matter how hard you try...
@@CloneBooper dont know what that has to to with the comment you replied to, but your definitly wrong
@@SempfgurkeXP not saying you can't get rid of it, just can't kill it.
@@CloneBooper Chicago feeds off depression
i love how the water just touched Mars and it turned into a black hole instantly
That's really unsettling
@Dababy Convertible 28:15
Well, he did add like 500 splashes of water, each weighing as much as 995 Jupiters, so..
Yeah just leave it to mark to turn Mars into a freaking black hole with just water good job mark
Every molecule was 1000 Jupiter's of mass, and he shot like a septillion kg (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) of it. So beyond astronomical number of water hit mars
"Where did I put that galaxy??" --Markiplier 2018
up yours
@@azreal4633 Up the galaxy?? Whaat? XD
MythicGirl2210 gonna be hard to find
"Where's Chicago?" -Markiplier 2018
Aurelion Sol could say that too
Sun: gradually increasing in size
Earth: basically gone
chicago: little toasty isn’t it?
Your pfp
Your... Pfp...
Y o u r p f p
@@deadgrass2299 pretty nice huh?
That's how we'd say it too! XD We don't complain about anything because our weather already sucks.
@SShadow ツ Okay, sure, but when was the last time you had a tornado, snowstorm, and earthquake all in one week?
@SShadow ツ Illinois, that's how.
Mark: *decides to mercy-kill Pluto by launching Earth at it*
Also Mark: *surprised when Pluto’s destroyed and Earth has a Pluto-sized smear on it*
"Today I'm going to play around until I get bored."
10/10 Would God again.
"Where did I put that galaxy?" - Markiplier 2018
Hahahahah
God just occasionally loses a galaxy in his back pocket, washes it in his washer, drys it, puts it in his drawer and forgets it for about a century, then puts it back on after his shits himself after another world war and remembers that the Galaxy is in his pocket, and THROWS IT INTO A BLACK HOLE LIKE AN EMPTY WRAPPER INTO A GARBAGE CAN.
World’s first “just add water” black hole
L U M B A G O
Underrated joke
Aren’t all black holes technically “just add water”?
Doesn't have to be water. "Just Add Matter"
...world?
me:
*looks away*
mark:
"Mercury has always wanted moons!"
me:
*looks back*
*sees mercury with 20 moons 3 times its own size all on fire and spiraling to oblivion*
Random Scientist: “What if we made Chicago a planet?
Markiplier: *Yes*
"Oh. Uranus has a butthole. Oddly fitting." - Markiplier 2018
If you blow the sun it will make a super nova
Omg XD
@@kunicahyani7184 Supernovae can appear come the death of certain types of stars (not just the Sun).
@@ba-wp5zs
*he was making a joke*
@@Kennot_B Jokes are meant to be funny. I didn't laugh. Plus, 'he'? DID YOU JUST ASSUME SOMEONE'S GENDER!?
"Ahhh, shit."
-Markiplier 2018 as he accidentally blows up a planet
I laughed at this way more than I should have
Manuel Gennaro Music O O F S A M E
mark playing god
And accentently creates a black hole from a planet.
yes, that part was even funnier, though somehow less quotable
From 16:09 onward is possibly the most beautiful moment I’ve even witnessed off of a Markiplier Let’s Play. I mean we just witnessed the birth of a new galaxy
if only it would happen in real life
Let's be greatful Mark isn't God otherwise we would all be doomed
Or the sun god it would be raining hot wives and husbands for days
Joshua Moolman we would all go to hell
Yeo
Yup
except for chicago
Totally Unnecessary Space Lesson Number 203:
Quaoar is an ice dwarf like Pluto, only smaller and much further out.
Sedna is the same, only so ridiculously red it looks like blood.
"Mars, the shining beacon of love in the universe." It is literally named after the roman god of war.
ah yes, the nutless snickers bar
He’s also the god of truth tho
Venus should really be that beacon lmao
Well all is fair in love and war
lmao
"Dark Matter Nova Fragment" Fitting. Mark literally broke physics. wow
I love the idea honestly. And maybe it's not that far fetched, if regular matter can collect into a ball, undergo fusion, and eventually collapse and explode, maybe dark matter can do something similar under the right conditions? I don't think we know enough at the moment to tell, last I checked all we know about dark matter is that it has gravity.
I'm sure the conditions in the game were bullshit though, but I don't remember cause I fell asleep to this.
@Insomnia_Gaming Yeah, there's a lot of those kinds of things, even in real science. I've always thought "singularities" in black holes are one of them, doesn't seem feasible to me that normal stuff can form an infinitely small and dense point. Then again, it doesn't seem feasible to me either that gravity can slow time, but that's scientifically proven.
really
14:12
*“Uranus has a butthole”*
-Markiplier 2018
It should not have taken me as long as it did to get why that was hilarious. LMAO
Joopy-Poopy
Ur Anus
And that's oddly "fitting"
"The Sun is big, but I can show you something bigger" *- Markiplier 2018*
I snorted
nooo lmaoo
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is... on very friendly terms with me
I was about to pass out when he said that. It is too big for us to see it 👀👀
A Wandering Gamer-VY Canis Majoris 😏biggest star found in the universe...ok I’ll leave.
QUAEAEAR vs "OOOEY SCOOTY"
Chicago: _weaklings_
Thanos: I am inevitable
Chicago: And I am Chicago
I can make another version of this
Quaeaear: I'm a planet that makes people sad
UY Scooty: I'm the biggest known star
Chicago: Ameturs
The other two: what did you say?
Chicago:Ameturs
Idk the meme or remember how to spell some words right i tried my best and this took a while to type on a tablet
whoever liked this thank you.
... C h i c a g o
@@jenniferglenis9250 it was me
Top 10 Best Anime Fights
Coming back on an older video, but I just wanted to comment:
the black hole at 17:54 is so big, if something were falling directly into it in a straight line at the speed of light, it would take 4.5 billion years and some change to reach the singularity from the event horizon. So basically, ignoring relativistic effects on time, almost the entire history of the Earth since it has existed could play out before the object falling in is consumed.
cool i’m gonna stay up thinking that the solar system is being pushed into a black hole like that
*Chicago will remember that*
Ya they will
First the cake now this
Chicago is most underrated city
Hi everyone
Maybe :P if they took cover they may make it a few moments after the rest of us are vaporized lol!
"How am I going so fast?
And let's go faster.
How fast can we go?"
Explains all of human curiosity.
Earth : * blows up *
Everyone : MOVE TO CHICAGO
I'm waiting for someone to get r/wooshed
@@xtheanimegod5257 r/woosh
Lol
but if the earth blows up, then the humans cant move to chicago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Sakura-yy6ch they’ll die before they move
Mark: _Starts naming Kuiper Belt objects that are on direct collision-courses w/ the sun_
KBO's: "Lil toasty in here, huh?"
Mark: _Turns the Sun into a black hole_
KBO's: "Thaaaat's more like it."
Moving to Chicago asap. Only safe place when Mark decides to blow up our universe.
can i go with you? Mark is gonna destroy us all
Come to me non-chicago residents!
Deadly Soul yeah, gonna buy two tickets. but you gotta give me my money for yours 😂😂
StarrBunnyArt oh so we have a place to stay too? ok, you are too kind, thanks
i live in chicago now
Mark: *shoots tons of water at glowing hot mars*
Mars: *becomes a black hole*
Mark: oops
that is the best moment in MY opinion
I’m pretty sure that mars isn’t hot
JustBindz - I have no life 28:07
i mean tbf he tossed like 995 Jupiters of water at it...
Per particle there was a 1000 particles so it's like 1000000 jupiters
Those first 55 seconds sent me into a deep depression
Draco Malfoy OMG its draco malfoy watching Markiplier🤣
I would think being part of a war at sixteen would have already done that to you but hey ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Darkiplier is back.
It was the first 56 seconds for me.
Lol I remember you my little sister commented on my account on a Potter Puppet Pals video saying she hated you and you replied to her XD
50 second intro monologue about how the universe is cold and unforgiving. “And then we’re going to play a video game.” Perfection, Markiplier
I just imagine Markiplier as some janitor for the company called "The Universe" and he just walked into the room of creation after everybody left work, so he just screws around with all the machines and buttons, not knowing what they do; that is my view of this video. I love it.
DataDigi151 you could turn that into a cartoon...
ネイサン Wish I had those skills. I would’ve been all over that idea.
That was a game called God's playing field.
Should be an animation with this plot.
DataDigi151 exactly xD
I love space. - Markiplier.
*destroys everything in space* - Also Markiplier
yea lol XD
Omfg😂😂
Now there is nothing but space so he can love it eternally
I love space. - Markiplier.
destroys everything in space - Darkiplier
"Let's punish Earth specifically"
*Proceeds to spam planets into each other*
Memento Mori.
@@Cosmalus Unus Urannus
Hello there fellas
Truly one of the greatest video intros of all time.
"We did somethin'"-Mark's last words as he killed the solar system
28:21 - That moment when you are watering the plants in your garden and they become a black hole: "whoops"
R.I.P
I must have had my watering can set to Jupiters
Ugh hate when that happens
@@fishernatethespaceman5015 a thousand Jupiters*
That happens to me all the time!!!!😂😁😀😀😁😂😃😄😅😆
When Warfstach and Darkiplier decide to create a speech~~ 😂😂😂
Yes lol
It's not Darkiplier.
Dark stache lol
Nope
Hi everyone
I love how there's just a discrete Police Box you can pitch at things. (casually yeets Tardis)
mark: speaks about the futility of existence
also mark, 3 seconds later: YOU PRAY TO SUN GOD FOR FOOD AND SEXY WIFE
You pray to Quaoar
Humans lol
religion be like:
Who else paused the video to pray to sun god
"Science lesson number one: Big glowing ball of fire that go across sky: Big ball fire: That SUN. Sun big bright ball of fire, Euhhh, make cavemen inside go GRRRR! Not bad though, good. *Very* good. Big ball fire. We call sun god, sun god, you pray, you pray to sun god, and it give you good food and sexy wife. If you pray hard enough you get good food, good mate, and you get to have good, good time."
"This is Quayauaor (Quaoar). Everyone know Quayauoar (Quaoar). Alright Quayauoar (Quaoar). You know darkness inside heart? That Quayauoar (Quaoar). When you pray to darkness inside you pray to Quayauoar (Quaoar). What the frick is Quayauoar (Quaoar)."
Mark DeGrasse Tyson, 2018
You're welcome for coming to your TED talk.
I both love and hate this.
It rain hot wives and husbands if you pray hard enough
This is fucking priceless
Dear God...
I found a man capable of doing something RRRRREASONNNNABLE!!!!
"Let's have fun"
Rants for a few minutes about depressing crud.
"Science lesson"
Talks a long time about "praising big ball fire"
Ly0nKub Gam1ng lol
Perfect
I love how when the game just doesn't know what to do with something it's answer is Black Hole. 🤣
*Whole screen flashes red*
Mark: Shouldn't of done that!
Also Mark: *Does exactly that 10,000 more times*
Mark:
Blows up solar system
Also Mark:
"Something went horribly wrong"
Not the best event for sure
hamburger
it has been done
Hamburger
Hamburger
Hamburger
"There's the sun, everyone's blind now..."
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over my eclipse glasses from 2017.
Shockfrost I ha e some too
@@katsu6934 u have a stroke?
@@katsu6934 r/stroke
Epic Troll r/ihadastroke
@@JavaCake thats what i wa me ant
I swear to god if this video is the solution to part 2 of Markiplier in Space I won't even be mad
3:00 Would've been even funnier if it was Detroit since he blew up Detroit for some cake in one of the first videos he made on "Will You Press the Button"
I remember that.
Remember when he’d rather punch a toddler than get punched by Mike Tyson?
Oh yeah. Lol
Mark: Venus!!!!
Venus: *flies into the sun*
Mark: ........
Mark: MERCURY, BUDDY!!!!
i love how markiplier is hunting down these planets like a serial killer
Lmao 😂
Mercury: "HEEEEEELP!"
Markiplier: oh someone’s communicating!!
(Deletes Saturn)
Blue Guy Basically how humanity reacts all the time
Everybody know [*giggles] Kwayeaear (this caption editing just got 4 times harder thanks mark) -caption editor
God when he created the Universe:
"Where'd I put that galaxy?" 17:37
Well God is not real so.....
@@onesmexyredneck that's your opinion
Or your from another religion, which is what im ok with bust dont just say "god isnt real"
Legendary X but he ain't we just here fam
+Legendary X Ever just exist to flex on God niggas?
Fucker beat me to the joke
"I don't know what happened,
BUT THE BUTTHOLE MOVED"
Markiplier 2018
Comedy Gold XD
0:00 - 0:52 Dark, have a Snickers. You aren't you when you're hungry.
"When your in space you gotta have fun"
in space with mark:
So, considering this: the pink backlight, the focus on his mouth, the dread intro, and finally the "I don't think very good" referring to a broken mind.
What does this mean?!
This wasn't Markiplier but Wilford Warfstache!
With the 'theory' video going out... I think we are all starting to notice things...
I wonder if this will be Mat's next big thing xD
DmitriSolomon Also note that he didn't really do the usual intro *or* outro
Lucas Quinn Didn't notice till this time, welp...
Everyone: *freaking out from intro.*
Me: it’s just acting. No big deal...
The planets are terrified when MarkGod calls out their names...
"No, please not me... Bother your own planet..."
Godiplier
only CHicago is safe
@@Devyx8 YES
"What if God was one of us?"
Well we'd be fucking doomed, wouldn't we....I mean, look at this
Well what if He's doing something like this to another Star system , and our solar system is probably on his list of experiments like these...
We’d be In trouble
Than just reset the universe simple answer
No its fine just move to Chicago
Nah just move to Chicago.
Mark: “ how about, um, what if we do a bowling ball, at the speed of light?”
Mars Listening: *visible confusion*
When the world is ending I now know that Chicago is the safest place to be.
I’m safe then thank god
We also know that you'll get shot if you wear any color except black, and even then you might get shot.
lol I live in Chicago and it's nothing like everyone says. It's actually really nice here despite the snow in April and frigid weather.
If you want to get shot, you have to seek out the bad, rundown neighborhoods and walk around outside from sunset-sunrise or so. There are anomalies where people get shot in broad daylight, but it's usually because of conflict in gangs and drug trafficking. Chicago overall isn't that bad. It's just that people give attention to the gang life more than the nice aspects.
@@anna_thema3732 I've been to Chicago, several times. I still gotta say, it's real bad almost everywhere. But as soon as you exit the city limits, it's quite nice.
Chicago may survive, but it will definitly not be safe on it's own...
“And we’re gunna start by blowing up the sun”
For those of you who is still hung up from Game Theory's Darkiplier video, just remember that MatPat and Mark are friends. MatPat probably did the video for Mark or Mark asked him to because it's supposed to rile up everybody and tease another sketch from Mark. MatPat is such a good friend hehe
Honestly, that was what I’ve been thinking
Actually that's not why I thought the Glitches were Darkiplier
Yes Mark told matpat to do it but it's one big setup for what Mark is going to do his whole channel is what's building up to his darkiplier sketch or story
Ever since the theory video. Everything seemed.... Off
⚠️The Glitches were not Darkiplier Effects it was Marks Terrifing Horrible Beautyfull Speach At the Start of the Video that Corrupted the Video Face Cam and now Mark has Corrupted his Webcam because his Speaches are Unbelievable Weird And Genius
I Loved it😂👍
Funny thing is, the black hole destruction shown in this video is actually kinda accurate. Black holes constantly radiate their mass away, a process we call Hawking Radiation (15:46). This process gets faster and faster the smaller the black hole gets, releasing more and more energy at once (15:57). Once it’s reached the end of its lifespan, the black hole essentially just shrinks and disappears (16:18).
mark: everybody know mars. the shining ball of... love... in the universe.
actually mars: literal god of war
He seems to have gotten Mars and Venus mixed up XD
mars=nergal
I love how baffled Mark was by the dwarf planets. I love the dwarf planets, ever since I read a book about the guy who killed Pluto. I now know the story behind each of them. "How I Killed Pluto, and Why it had it Coming"
Jokes on him, Pluto is a planet again- it has *moons*
Pluto is in its own category it is not a dwarf planet or planet it is a Plutoid
@Tree Sapp I guess if it has to orbit the sun to be called a planet then all the reports of planets in other solar systems are lies
So let me get this straight, mark made mars really super hot, and then tried fixing his mistake with water with the force of Jupiter, and made a black hole
Landon B he made the sun 10000000B times bigger then our sun
This is beyond science
A black hole (in theory) is basically a hella lot of mass that has collapsed in on itself. This doesn't HAVE to be a star per-se, but in our universe, stars are the only objects with enough mass to make a black hole. In MARK'S universe, he basically made a planet the size of a star (I'm not 100% how much mass he threw at Mars, there but it would have to be more than "1000 Jupiter's worth of water" because that's roughly the mass of our sun, but let's assume it was more) that spontaneously collapsed itself.
I could go way more in-depth and take the time to give accurate numbers, etc, but I doubt you want that haha.
yes
-Basically.-
36:14
"No moons?"
No moons no maiden's
Maidenless!
@@tetraploid5000 maidenless
I don’t get it but ok
Environmentalists: "Save the earth!!!"
Mark: "Ima blow it up alongside *EVERYTHING ELSE AROUND IT!!!* "
Except Chicago anyway...
enviromentalists are stupid anyway.
Environmentalists are stupid, huh? I bet sometimes you do start crying about the killer whales at SeaWorld, as if this has ANYTHING to do with the environment.
@@dimitristsekeris1821 no i wont. why would i?
Except Chicago
Cause everyone does.
*throws water at mars* *mars becomes a black hole*
qwerty9118 crazy how nature does that
@@keiko1614 *games do
**,**
@@peepock7796 I think a semicolon would be better but I think a comma works.
Because Science
Daaaaamn, MatPat's theory makes so much sense, Markiplier can just tap in and out if character like Dark, where he was acting as Darkiplier in the intro
name matpat has ruined me now
Conservative1
Why?
You’re just thinking about it too much.
name because I can't watch another vid without thinking of which personality he is
name
It was like a mix of wharfstach and Darkiplier 🤔🤔😂 I probably spelt both of them wrong 😂😂😂
markiplier : oooooooo i shouldn’t have done that....
*continues to do it repeatedly*
Beginning of the video: "We're gonna have fun with it."
Not even one minute later: "....always pondering the endless of existence and yet the fuTILITY THAT IS LIFE-THERE'S *NOTHING* LEFT FOR US. THE UNIVERSE IS A BIG EMPTY TOMB."
Situational Irony™.
BUILT AND DESIGNED TO HATE ITSELF! And then we're gonna play a video game
@@Weird_Cat_Thingy wait what?
Darkiplier
After minute sun god give food
People on the earth: *all dead*
Mark: Kepler, Kepler, Kepler, Kepler, Kepler
Slime_Time
kepli, keplore, keplore, keplore, keplore, keplore, keplore, keplr, keplore, keplore, keplr, keplore...
He hates earth
Loolllolllol
Edit: I almost spit my water out
moon moon moon moon moon moon
222222222TOOOOOMBMMMMMMAAASSS
I love that ANY TIME Mark plays Universe Sandbox we are reminded why he should never have the power to control the universe.
Nor any of us
HOLY! Wow, seeing the editing, passion and all that you put into your videos 3 years ago... It's so good, and it remains good to this day. You have the perfect personality and great editors. Can't wait for Markiplier in space. :D
Beginning: Deep.
Little after beginning: cave man Mark.
Little later: oh everybody gone! Jupitey i'm sorry! Chicago is very strong.. but it's very jiggly- *trying not to laugh*
Seconds later: Okay, you remember big fire ball-?! *Sounds* what the fuck was that?!
Wait when are the sounds?
Mark: "throws water at mars, turning it into a black hole"
Also Mark: oops.
Oops, guess I messed up.
Sounds like some anti-protons disrupted the normal gravametric stabilization of the water-to-mars event. Better go recalibrate sensors.
@@kinagrill what?
@@1000-THR just a whole load of bullshit :p
I love Mark's reaction to this game. Most people: "A universe simulator that can help us to understand the mechanics and functions of the heavens above and allow us to have a better understanding of where we fit in the grand scale of the cosmos." Mark: "...I wonder if I can blow shit up..."
Actually, if we're talking UA-camrs, that's the reaction I've seen MOST people have. XD It's like when you first play the Sims: EVERYBODY goes through a "Dur hur hur, let's burn them up and drown them in the swimming pool!" phase..._then_ you start playing it for real. Maybe. :P
What are you talking about? Most people making videos on this stuff have the same "let's blow shit up" attitude that markiplier has.
Robin
Insinuating that killing your sims in increasingly horrifying ways isn't how the sims is played for real.
24:40 I have a feeling that police box is a reference to doctor who,
It's a game about space after all
I thought it was a show
19:47
"you're about... 2 years too early"
For real
Wait a dam minute-
All things considered Earth is okay, we’re not tho 😂😂😂
@@Tazdingoyahahahahaha Bzzzt, check again, earth is dying too in Ottawa(canada) we barely get any snow anymore(granted my standards are pretty high but still, big change)
@@jacecal4906 in Ohio it fucking snowed
In space you gotta have fun right? Or else you will start screaming about the inexaustable darkness that surrounds you, the impenetrable crushing weight of nothingness weighting down on you soul! The only thing around you is this screams that fill up your own head knowing that no one will ever hear you or care! The universe is just an endless uncaring endless box of torment built and designed to hate itself! Everyone who ever existed and ever was is only doomed and destinated to die alone, sad and always pondering the endlessness of existence and the futility that is life! - Darkiplier 2018
YESS
When you have an existential crisis
that seemed more like warfstache to me, but i could be that one weird person lol
“Now that’s what ya call A LOT OF DAMAGE”
Flex tape. That's a lot of damage😝
That's the perfect damage.
Just like my ..
Damn, I can't!
I can't think of any funny joke. I think I'm dying. Duck!
*slaps roof of car* now that`s a lota damage!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
With In Space with Markiplier out, I would absolutely love it if he played more space-related games or even just took time and talked about space because whenever he talks about it you can really tell that he's genuinely so excited by it and it's always so wonderful to see
Mark: Jupiter, are you trying to run away from me?
Jupiter: Non't.
Bio-error 1d10t: User unable to create name. Noice
yesn't
Mark: basically if 2 galaxies were to collide, our solar system would have a strong chance of being okay because everything is so far placed from each other, nothing would crash into each other and the gravitational pull of the sun will keep our solar system contained and we will be happy and jolly.
Also mark: .....does earth have more than one moon?
Mind...............Blown!?!?!?!
Of course, the sun is the second moon. Because the sun orbits the earth. And all the other planets orbit the sun, meaning Mars, Jupiter, etc are all moons of the moon sun that is the moon of our planet that has two moons with moons called earth
Also the earth is flat
Earth can have temporary astroid moons
We have moons actually
The other moon is only temporary tho
@izwa 68 I learned that on vsauce
**Two seconds after Mark gets universe level god powers**
**Sends Earth into the sun at light speed**
Mark: "Oops..... Sorry everybody"
2:50 the best moment ever lmao
It's mat's fault
If we created him, darkiplier, and dare mention thy name he will come back. We asked for him, he answered
Yeah damn mat
You mentioned him by name you fool!!!
@@carpedm9846 it's too late now
We created him, we can destroy him... or create another mark.
@@ellalusung4495 create anti-darkiplier. Lightiplier.
Hell, we may as well get multi-pliers.
If you were god:
Everyone else: I'm going to cure disease and make sure no one suffers
Mark: *_TOOMAAS_*
TOOM ASSS
Toomasssss
I'd make anime a reality.
Midget09 me: TIME FOR THE YEETENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
troom ass
*casually throws 1000 Jupiter's worth of water at mars*
"oops"
Jupiters '*
JoeySTRIKE shhhhhhh, don’t worry about it
Mars has been quonched.
I read that right as he said that.
I love the captions in the beginning, too funny.
Darkiplier came out.
Markiplier sure is taking advantage of MatPats video on him lol.
I'm betting Mark put him up to it in the first place.
@@TestAcct46 i know and im like
Me:again?!
Yeah
But is it Character Markiplier or the real one talking to us?
IKR like in all videos when his cam "freezes"
a mood those first 55 secs
just... a real one you know??
Yep.
A real...Dark one...oh noes
65% of comments about Mark destroying the galaxy
35% of comments about the intro being Darkiplier
And then there’s me...
Cool you're "special"
Rose Kate I'm imagining a bunch of scientists monitoring Mars and all of a sudden they see a bunch of pyramids and bowling balls start pelting it.
congrats you're the 0% you dont exist
Ur not alone lol
Mat pat🙄🙄
Mark: discovers something cool and amazing and beautiful
Also Mark: Let’s *blow it up!!!*