How Is Santa Still Alive?
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So I know this leans into stereotypes a bit, but in Australia we sometimes leave out beer for Santa and our timezone is ahead of most of the world. By the time he reaches America he probably has a hangover
I don’t see how that stereotype could be worse than Santa getting shot in America with said hangover 😂
If I ate milk and cookies with a hangover I'd probably throw up
That explains my presents!
Bold to assume he visits you first
Edit: OK, I don't know how timezones work I get it guys
And he gets mince pies in the UK. He’s an elf. We don’t know what the nutritional requirements are for elves.
Santa calling it cow boob juice is such a great reference
Yeah.. Ryan verse generally have good continuity
It's not a boob tho, it's called an utter I've decided.
Ryan George continuity is TIGHT!
Uhhhhhh
@@Dimensioneer88SUPER TIGHT
Ryan needs to make ‘’The first guy to be a judge’’ as a video. That way he can say ‘’I decide things now, I’ve decided’’
This needs more likes
Yesss
I love this!
That was included in "First Guy to Commit a Crime"
Except for deciding if someone is guilty.
"Oh no, I don't decide that. We're gonna let these 12 random people with no specific credentials, education, or legal knowledge decide that."
When my daughter was 4 she wanted to leave dinner out for Santa because he needed real food 😂
Wow. That's more IQ and EQ in a 4 year old than 90% of grownups.
@@tusharg8452ok
Your daughter will grow up to be a smart person
@@UltraGalaxyify Sounds like she already is.
Did you tell her Mrs. Claus made sure he ate a hearty meal before setting out?
I think Ryan made this video just so he could say “Well I’m hot, babyy!” in a Santa suit. And that’s perfectly fine by me.
That's perfectly fine, you decided
Saying "well I'm hot, babyy!" In a Santa suit is tight!
@@OverWims and it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Wow wow wow
Every man needs a purpose in his life. Each must pursue a dream other could never imagine. If Ryan purpose is saying 'I'm hot baby" while wearing Santa suit, that means he is complete. He has no regret in this meaningless life. He has achieve what no other before him could achieve and none shall surpass him after.
Ryan's son has the same face and voice as these elves. Are we sure Ryan is the father?
Blood!
Are we sure Santa and Ryan are different people?
Ryan's son's face is infinitely creepier.
Everyone in the Ryanverse just looks identical that's the canon lore.
no he's the mother, santa is the father
Santa could redistribute the cookies to the less fortunate, but doesn't
This brings up the question: why hasn't there been a film theory about Santa Claus actually being evil? Matpat would definitely do that.
@akcapple I found that out after writing the reply. I was just saying he could look at Christmas movies with Santa and see if his actions and motives were truly good.
@dbnydnvn Well, that's what Claytalities are for.
"Santa is not a commie." -Mickey Abbott
@@natereath4966 he did that too in 2021 ig... he mainly talks about santa clause
and other christmas movies
Sometimes, people also leave out glasses of sherry for Santa on Christmas night over here in the UK. Which means he's also mixing his drinks while consuming biscuits (which is English for cookies), cookies (a lot of them in the US), beer (from Australia), milk, mince pies, etc., and all while driving.
Really hope air sickness isn't a thing with Santa, with him being in an open top sleigh on high and all.
Biscuits is not English for Cookies. A cookie is a type of biscuit.
"English for cookies"
_British_ for cookies
Most variants of English call them "cookies" with a different food entirely labeled as a "biscuit"
@@StrangerReborn when he said english he meant as in "from england" i think
All cookies are biscuits not all biscuits are cookies
@@ichijofestival2576 you misunderstand.
Biscuit is like a category of things. Same was that a banana is a fruit but strawberrys are also fruit.
So cookies are a type of biscuit, then for example, chocolate digestives are another type of biscuit. Or a custard cream is another type of biscuit.
I hope that clears it up 🤓🤓
"I'm not dead yet"
The disappointment of the elves at hearing that though
"my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
Bring out your dead.
"I'm not dead yet. I feel Jolly. I feel Jolly. I think I'll go for a sleighride..."
I mean, they are essentially slaves isolated in one of the most remote and inhospitable places on the planet...
@@tylersimmons6524 Fortress of Servitude
@@tylersimmons6524 and they're ridiculed when wanting to choose a different profession. They all have to make toys, no one gets to be a dentist.
Plot twist: the sleigh is designed to use milk and cookies as fuel.
There already exists a car that runs on alcohol,specifically tequila, so I guess using milk as fuel works
Christmas spirit
He's using a Mr. Fusion to get around so fast.
Also, milk and cookie infused urine, it seems. Multi purpose cathaters for the win!
@@metaldutch1441 multi-purpose catheters are TIGHT!!!
I love the phrase "cow boob juice". Makes me chuckle everytime 😂😂
Have you sprayed cow boob juice out of your nose yet?
3:16 South Pole: “And I took that personally.”
Ikr
So Santa has all the PS5s. That would explain everything.
yeah, and way too many people are bad today (in thought, online, or in general) so there's no rush to make new ones. lol
@@Zauchi Yeah I mean by that logic no one should get PS5’s… like… at all.
@@Zauchi In thought? Well shit, I can't control my thoughts, guess I should throw away my PS5 lol
rbkARI, sounds like you should seek out Better Help! See the ad at the end of the sketch. 😄
Santa is a scalper
I can’t believe Ryan got actual elves and the real Santa for this skit! I mean, just listen to their voices and look at that beard!
They're all part of the santaverse and Tinselverse respectively🙃
Most Canadians know that Santa and the Elves are always looking for work on Boxing Day! Looks like they got some sweet acting gigs this year.
Their were also the deers that he did not show!
Omg you're right. Now that I took a closer look, Ryan doesn't have a beard like this so it MUST be Santa! Wow wow wow. Wow.
Wow.
Just comes to show how big his channel has become. Dude can literally get ANYONE.
0:30 “did he just fucking die?” Killed me for some reason🤣
Okay, who had laughing to death at a Ryan George video?
Have you elves not seen The Santa Claus? Santa dies all the time, he just gets replaced
The only Christmas gift I need. A new Ryan video.
Indeed
If this video is all you need you gotta get checked
Fr
@@SoulaGames7241 haha good joke man thats a real good one 👏
I’m a regular hood dude that does food reviews on my UA-cam channel
Plot twist - Santa actually is capable of resurrecting. He has died 7 time during this sketch and then came back while no one saw it!
I just came to a similar conclusion. Santa is definitely a Time Lord.
Oh, my God, they killed Santa!
You bastards!
I think Marvel has done it right. He is a being of great powers and strength.
If you believe Violent Night, American Dad, or Rise of the Guardians, that's definitely the case.
Scatch? Dafak is that? U mean sketch?
Forp Flap: "Have you tried setting everything on fire?"
Damn, this ad is super relatable.
The magic of Christmas keeps him alive, Obviously.
my theory has always been that santa doesn't eat the rest of the year, he just stacks up on christmas day and then doesn't eat
Maybe he takes all the food with him to last him the year! Shoves the cookies in a sack, pours the milk into some kinda container. Christmas is a job Santa uses to stave off starvation, just like the rest of us with ours.
maybe he has like a passthrough digestive system. it goes out moments after going in
Actually he regifts the cookies and milk to poor people who can't afford the, along with their presents.
he would die of refeeding syndrome
@@joestephens who had refeeding syndrome as their cause of death?
The fact that one of the elves was betting on blunt force trauma is hilarious.
What if he went to the wrong house, fool!
(That's a Big Smoke reference in case you took that the wrong way)
Breaking and entering will get you a baseball bat across the noggin everytime.
It was "Tinsil"
OH, I thought he was saying “blood force trauma” 😂 I feel stupid 😆
@@DoofenSpyroDragon16I thought so too
This was totally inspired by one of matpats theory videos where he calculates the accumulated calories Santa would consume on his trip.
That's what is thought but then I realized that makes a video probably takes days or even weeks so I think its just a quincidence.
@@blueskys1110 It is possible as similar coincidences have occurred and it doesn't take a genius to know that eating billions of calories worth of food and drink is not good for your health.
Has that not been a joke for years?
Try looking up an Engineers perspective on Santa Claus. THAT is also pretty funny
1:45 "not houses of different religious belief, or lower income" that pretty much sums it up
He doesn't drink milk in every house in the UK he gets drunk
How about tea while going through the weather channel
another reason to pee himself
Yeah, all that milk is to stabilize his stomach for all the booze, so he doesn't get ulcers
In Sweden we don't give Santa anything, he just comes to our house on Christmas Eve and deliver the presents literally sitting in a chair and calls out to who the gift is for and hands it to them for every present he does this.
@@Hpmanenz Yeah handing presents when everyone is asleep isn't very neat idea. You work hard and in return you got some cold milk instead of kid hapiness? Do santa is even human at this point?
You think the cookies are bad? Some countries leave out ALCOHOL for Santa. Also, Sweden leaves out a cup of coffee, which counters the alcohol but even that's too much.
That's ok, he starts the night with pineapples from his first stop in be Zealand. The Bromelain helps him digest everything afterwards🙃
@@myscreen2urs Uh, Santa lives at the NORTH Pole, not the South Pole!
Vi dödar Tomten med kaffe!
@@Dimensioneer88 yeah, Santa's cousin Fanta is the one living in the South.
@@myscreen2urs I live in New Zealand and I have never heard of a single person leaving out pineapples
"i like cow boob juice" is the best line
4:32
“Have you tried shooting lasers at you r problems?,”
*shoots alien with lazier beam*
It must be difficult for Santa to burn all those billions of calories... Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!
I was looking for a genius to make this comment!
@Michael Oh, really?
ok i'm missing out where did the "super easy, barely an inconvienience" meme came from? just send me the link or something
@@crafthermanos758 It's one of the catchphrases from Pitch Meetings, one of the other series that Ryan does.
@@dronesclubhighjinks Yes, quoting Ryan in a video by Ryan makes someone a genius.
Deciding to turn an ongoing conversation into an intervention is tight!
Commenting about tight comments is tight.
Also, there are countries where it's common to offer beer to Santa, so besides all that he's also intoxicated
Heard an ad here in Australia recently, using the term, “Super easy” and in my mind I automatically added, “Barely an inconvenience.”
You’ve successfully indoctrinated us, Ryan!
that helium gas voice over is hilarious XD I've always wondered why does Santa always come from chimneys despite him being so big and bulky
The fire better be out.
It's probably because of a story about Saint Nicholas, OG Santa, where he tossed coins down a chimney then ended up in shoes and thusly prevented a household from having to have the daughters become prosititues. That's why Dutch kids leave out shoes to commemorate the original sugar daddy
Dubbed by Brian Stelter 😅
@@MijmerMopper Huh, is that why we leave out Christmas stockings (basically socks)?
It's impressive how Ryan got real elves for the sketch
sir I need you to get allll the way off my back about this
They weren't real elves. Florb Flap was obviously the voice actor.
@@JosueSantiagoG Oh, Florb Flap suddenly turning into a voice actor is tight!
Tinsle's ears folded under the hat cracked me up 😂😂😂
I think this is the most perfect channel ever. Content is awesome and I'm actually waiting the ads at the end as well. Adstronaut is like its own mini episode. Well done sir(s)
I did the math in this, if a package of tollhouse gives you 3200 calories, and the average roof is ten feet, then if you calculate the vertical climb back up each chimney, but this is also assuming 2/3 of all homes have chimneys. That puts us at a offset of positive 1400ish calories per house on the eastern seaboard. I feel it's worth noting that 32,000,000 homes are made with dual chimneys so this confuses Santa and he has to climb back up twice on the same home. This puts him at about 600 in the positive on those houses. If you calculate into the equation x= for every Wigwam (a built tent structure) you come out with a factor of seven.
All in all he would expire from diabetes around the mid Atlantic rim.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha good one!
assuming he didn't get shot first :p
@@1978sjt everyone knows that Santa has the ability to do split second phase shifting. He can't sustain it for long enough to walk through a wall though, but he can do a lot of quick flicks. They were originally going to make the matrix about him, but they realized at some point the heroes have to get hurt.
@@janewinslow9268 I can't wait to have grandkids one day so I can tell them the craziest crap
Thanks calculator!
I like the Arthur Christmas lore
Ya
Same
Same
I like that Ryan George is Santa because Santa is a Canadian citizen
3:59 saint Nicolas will never die
And he'll never live
This is the Santa movie I want. No Violent Night, no Fatman, this one.
I loved Violent Night
Violent Night is the best christmas violence movie EVER!!!
dunno, kevin bacon saves christmas was pretty good
1:50 A couple days ago, my sister and I were actually talking about how much cookies Santa eats. It seems like a lot, but for Santa to hit every house in the world, he basically would have to go lightspeed, which I would think would amount to “being the sun”. His speed would also explain why no one never sees him😅.
hi
Yeah, he's too fast for the radar systems to pick him up
Good rationalization!! Really good. 😁
I’d imagine all of those calories go toward powering the sleigh somehow
He goes against the earth's roation to make it in a single night. Food Theory did an episode on this just a couple of days ago, which is what Ryan nodded to with the "we did the math, and it's in billions" talking about the calories
"to burn that many calories youd have to be... the sun" great line
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
This was absolutely comedy genius.
The milk's there to induce vomiting, it's like a classical orgy. Santa magic hides it until midnight on new year.
Classical orgy
Dude, explain this please
He had me at "WELL I'M HOT BABEEE!"
Turning an ongoing conversation into an intervention is such a good way to turn things around
It's even worse when you consider the traditional meal in England...
Millions of mince pies and, wait, oh fuck THE MILLIONS OF GLASSES OF BRANDY SANTA HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!?!?
as soon as I heatd blunt force trauma I expected that elf to kill Santa with a bat or something. XD
Me too, it sounded like he was planning to kill him himself to get the candy from the bet lol
Ooh! Do a "First guy to ever build an amusement park ride".
People will enjoy being flung around on huge elaborate contraptions like ragdolls I decided
Dude! All your videos are truly funny and it always puts a smile on my face when I see you've uploaded a video. Some nights I even go to bed with the "the place where we name things" playlist and sleep with it on all night! But I must say, Ryan, to me this latest video was one of the best ones you've ever done!! I loved how it felt as though the comedy was one-upped all the time with perfectly timed jokes and I really enjoyed laughing my head off to all of them, here in the kitchen in the middle of the night. So thank you!❤
Ryan’s sarcasm, cadence and comedic timing is elevated so much by the elf voices. Great vid
3:08 Actually, the elves are underestimating Santa -- he's going somewhere between 0.3% of light speed (aka 650 miles per second, which is 3000 times faster than the sound) or faster than light speed, depending on which math you believe.
I just assumed he could self-replicate like Multiple Man.
Or he's in multiple places at once.
@@YMasterS Quantum Santa! He's simultaneously in every house, but we never see him since as soon as we observe the space that he might be in, he is now in every house but your! I know this was just a silly reply, but Quantum Santa makes a surprising amount of sense! (I am not well-versed in quantum mechanics, take what I said with a grain of salt)
He’s way faster than a jet with those reindeer. Lol!
but it's the reindeer who are doing all the work. though when you consider how much effort it takes to get circus animals to do stuff, the abuse needed to get reindeer to *fly* at 650 miles per second *must* burn something.
Santa: I'm not dead yet.
Tinsel: Ah dang it!
I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
I recently watched *MatPat at Food Theory* do a video on Santa and how many calories he consumes over his Christmas Eve travels. At one point I laughed and thought *"Ryan George would have a field day with this one!"* 😁 *I am laughing So Hard right now!!!* 🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅
😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅 means instant death to you
2:35 THE COW BOOB JUICE REFERENCE ASDFGTYDHU😭😭😭😭
lmao ua-cam.com/video/WgBFtqk9O2k/v-deo.html
I could see a case for Santa dying from blunt force trauma.
Hit in the head with a bat while breaking into the wrong person's house
Lol
I was thinking a reindeer hoof to the head, but I guess that checks out too
I love the voices so much!
Your accent and inflections are all we need!
More voices!
A cookie and milk?!
You Canadians are cute.
In the UK we leave a mince pie and a a glass of booze.
It's traditionally brandy they put out for Santa in England. A few million of them won't hurt...right?
What about a pork pie and a glass of sherry?
When I saw game theory did a video about this, my initial thought was, "Maybe he doesn't eat it, he just teleports it all to the North Pole as Santa's and the Elves' food supply for the entire year. Or, maybe he has a magical stomach that consumes it throughout the year so he doesn't need to eat again for a year or for how long the food can keep his body supplied with energy."
Santa is Kirby confirmed?
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Merry Christmas Ryan, we love you!!!
My Christmas is complete! I needed a Ryan video
Don't forget the frostbite of just... going so fast, up so high
I always thought the sleigh must have some kind of heating system because otherwise his butt would freeze to his seat like a tongue licking a frozen pole on a double dog dare. 🤔
You know I wouldn’t be surprised if Santa actually did die of a heart attack
Or getting shot
I wouldn't be surprised if Santa died of blunt force trauma.
Eventually he's going to break into the wrong house at the wrong time and get hit with a baseball bat
You hit the wrong house fool!
I wouldn’t be surprised if he died from choking
@@camwyn256 you gotta watch "Violent Night" asap!
I’ve officially started watching this every December
I love these. Thank You.
It really is a miracle that santa hasnt been shot yet by a florida man that was so drunk that he married an alligator that he took hostage after not being able to find the keys of his monster truck
Yup
Boy, when you put it like that....🤣🤣🤣🎄
I was expecting an out of nowhere Ryan Reynolds cameo when he said "death pool," lmao
Congrats On #43 on Trending. Great videos!!!!
It's a miracle that you're not vomiting
let alone CONSTANTLY URINATING I frickin lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
We need a VIOLENT NIGHT pitch meeting
2:49 i’m glad he brought that awareness up.
Tincel is the kinda person to show up at a race track and bet on a horse who isn't racing and yet still win
That was 😂😂😂... RG video today is like a Christmas gift after Christmas 🎄
FIRST GUY TO START A MOVING COMPANY!
“Hey, I wanna come into your house. Yeah, I wanna walk into your house and into every room and grab EVERYTHING! Then I’m gonna put it in boxes and put it in a truck and drive away!”
“Why?”
“It’s my job, man”
“But… who pays you?”
“You do! You gotta pay me a bunch of money to take all your stuff from your house. And you have to pay me a BUNCH of money for me to move your piano, also it’s not my fault if I break anything, you should have thought about that first, my man!”
“Can I… can I get my stuff back?”
“Well, yeah, but you have to pay me even MORE for me to drive the stuff to your house and put it in your house.”
“Oh, really?!”
“Yeah, the first time you pay me is just to come and grab all your stuff and drive away. You have to pay me DOUBLE for me to drive to your house and put the stuff in your house.”
“So, this is basically a ransom”
“Yep! It’s this new business idea I have, I basically just come into your house, grab all your stuff, and I ransom it back to you, I call it “moving””
“Well, you are moving my stuff, so that makes sense”
“Yeah, I thought so”
“So, what kind of stuff are you taking?”
“Everything! I’m gonna take your toothbrush, and your refrigerator, and your food and all of your clothes…”
“Wait, your gonna take the clothes off my body?”
“Well, no, that’d be wrong, but I’ll take everything else”
“How is this not illegal?”
“Well, here’s the thing, it’s not illegal if I make you pay for it”
The actual scriptwriter guy
Just thinking about Santa trying to avoid being detected by military defence systems is somehow too hilarious for me
Well apparently Jack Skellington didn't learn how to do that😂
As a therapist myself I am not ruling out setting everything on fire as a coping skill
By far, one of your best
Has anyone ever considered that Santa has to live off of the calories he consumes on Christmas Eve for the rest of the year and maintain enough blubber to survive the extremely cold temperature at the North Pole?
I don't think so...
In that case, I guess all those calories are justified
One of the elves has an Afro and I’m here for it
Great stuff.... Jaby sent me here... This is amazing brother... Keep up the great work... We need a lot of these (at least I do)
i even love your ads at the end. such a creative fun mind you have. kudos like always
3:28 Starring Ryan Reynolds
Santa: "Well I'm hot babyyy" 🤣
I wish Ryan and Matpat did a collab for this that would truly be a Christmas Miracle
Without a doubt - My FAVORITE skit (so far)
this paired with MatPat's theory over on food theory about just how many calories Santa intakes make for a very funny Christmas. Thanks Ryan!
I commented about that
I can’t believe that you got Santa Claus to come in your sketch, and his elves. Ryan, you are growing like crazy!
OMG! The Santa outfit suits you so well!! The perfect Santa ever! :)))
Ryan never fails to amuse me.
Santa is really just an immortal god with infinite stealth and a bigger on the inside giant stomach.
I'm buying it 😁
I like how he’s concerned about the cookies and not the fact he’s centuries old
Love to see Ryan on Hot Ones interviewed by Sean. One youtube success story to another youtube success story. Keep the funnies coming Ryan.
Congratulations on trending page Ryan I’m proud of you
No matter what, if I see a Ryan George upload I immediately drop whatever it is I'm doing and watch lol. I was just sending a message on messenger that's pretty serious and Im watching this instead. Now I'm rewatching because I missed the beginning because I stopped to express my fanaticism for this channel. Good stuff my brother keep it up!
Matpat be like: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you
So, what's the elves' plan if Santa ever did actually keel over - would they deliver the gifts themselves, or just retire? 😆 Great sketch, very clever as usual!
the elves betting on how the santa will die is the funniest thing i see today