The Guys Who Wrote Frosty The Snowman

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2022
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    Frosty the snowman
    was a jolly happy soul
    With a corncob pipe and a button nose
    And two eyes made out of coal
    Frosty the snowman
    is a fairy tale, they say
    He was made of snow but the children know
    How he came to life one day
    There must have been some magic in
    That old top hat they found
    For when they placed it on his head
    He began to dance around
    Oh, Frosty the snowman
    Was alive as he could be
    And the children say he could laugh and play
    Just the same as you and me
    Thumpety thump thump
    Thumpety thump thump
    Look at Frosty go
    Thumpety thump thump
    Thumpety thump thump
    Over the hills of snow
    Ooh Frosty the snowman
    Knew the sun was hot that day
    So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun
    Now before I melt away."
    Down to the village
    With a broomstick in his hand
    Running here and there all around the square
    Saying "catch me if you can!"
    He led them down the streets of town
    Right to the traffic cop
    And he only paused a moment when
    He heard him holler "Stop!"
    Oh, Frosty the snowman
    Had to hurry on his way
    But he waved goodbye, saying
    "Don't you cry, I'll be back again someday."
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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  Рік тому +769

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  • @TheDotButLoooong
    @TheDotButLoooong Рік тому +9795

    Ryan's ability to make everything sound horrifying by just describing it is astonishing

    • @andrewwashere82
      @andrewwashere82 Рік тому +140

      Yup, I'll never be able to listen to that song again, at least not without having nightmares after.

    • @dillonvandergriff4124
      @dillonvandergriff4124 Рік тому +277

      You want to hear something really horrifying? Try describing the plot of "Finding Nemo" without mentioning they're all fish. It suddenly gets real dark for a children's film!

    • @TheDotButLoooong
      @TheDotButLoooong Рік тому +43

      @@dillonvandergriff4124 LMAO

    • @winterrobot9605
      @winterrobot9605 Рік тому +36

      Can't wait to hear his in-depth description of the human species.

    • @SkIzOjImBo
      @SkIzOjImBo Рік тому +49

      You can do it by whispering too. Try it. Go to a store and whisper to a stranger "Your shirt is cool" and he'll triple lock his door that night for sure.
      And it works with almost any sentences lol

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 Рік тому +3091

    just the idea that some children accidentally animated a snowman, essentially *creating life,* and just danced and sang without a care int the world is hilarious to me lmao

    • @matthewanderson9110
      @matthewanderson9110 Рік тому +124

      Frosty or the Modern Prometheus

    • @edmg7
      @edmg7 Рік тому +95

      Kids tend to not care as much about the greater implications of such things.

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Рік тому

      Yes that is part of the satanic ritual

    • @RazorO2Productions
      @RazorO2Productions Рік тому +21

      @@matthewanderson9110 We need Kratos to cell this eldtritch ice demon

    • @CarFreeSegnitz
      @CarFreeSegnitz Рік тому +47

      Yes… “accidentally”… let’s stick with that. Let’s not insinuate that one of the kid’s parents has been experimenting with nanotech robotics.

  • @LegendofLuke
    @LegendofLuke Рік тому +856

    “Man, it’s going to hard for a melted snowman to be back again someday.”
    “Actually, it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Рік тому +10

      There just needs to be some magic in that old top hat they found...
      You know, and then that top hat has to be found again and put on the same style of Snowman.... a year later.

    • @starhawke380
      @starhawke380 Рік тому +7

      Darn, you beat me to it! Apparently by 8 days... I did not get notified.

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 9 місяців тому +3

      And we'll call him parson brown, I decided for some reason. This universe sleighs me.

  • @davidker8820
    @davidker8820 Рік тому +642

    This might actually be the best acting Ryan’s ever done, I’ve decided.

    • @elazayth
      @elazayth Рік тому +13

      Wow wow wow wow wow wow... wow!

    • @WeezieV
      @WeezieV 11 місяців тому +11

      I've decided. 😅 love his line and you using it is 👍

    • @Raz.C
      @Raz.C 10 місяців тому +11

      Hi hello.
      It turns out you're right, I've decided!

    • @Splendid_W
      @Splendid_W 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Raz.C 😁😁

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 5 місяців тому +2

      It was actually super easy, barely an inconviniance.
      Thank you for laughing at this very original joke that me myself came up with.

  • @shadowbat2095
    @shadowbat2095 Рік тому +1800

    I like to think Ryan’s original plan was to poke fun at a variety of Christmas songs here, but when he got to Frosty the Snowman, he realized just how *utterly messed up* it sounds once you start to think about it, so he ran with it.

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Рік тому +127

      how would ryan run? He has no legs.

    • @marcelvondermassen3262
      @marcelvondermassen3262 Рік тому +40

      @@projekttaku1 If there were someone who is famous for adding legs to former legless avatars.... they may help him with a quick patch. ;-)

    • @Ja-cs1zd
      @Ja-cs1zd Рік тому +31

      He already has a video on Christmas songs :)

    • @avimo2565
      @avimo2565 Рік тому +19

      Well he already made that video

    • @__-bk6mm
      @__-bk6mm Рік тому +31

      Surprised he didn't deep dive into Rudolph that song is about bullying and being used as a means to an end it's fucked up.

  • @Silvershire
    @Silvershire Рік тому +751

    "You know, maybe we should just circle back to the reindeer thing. Do you have any ideas for that?"
    "How 'bout we make a song where the reindeer tramples a drunk elderly woman to death?"
    "Okay, who hired this guy?"

    • @John73John
      @John73John Рік тому +203

      And then we could do ANOTHER reindeer song that's all about how if someone is different they'll be shunned by society. But then if you discover that they have some useful talent you should exploit that for your own benefit and act like it's because you've been their friend all along.

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Рік тому +49

      @@John73John capitalism in a nutshell

    • @GreatGraniteState
      @GreatGraniteState Рік тому +36

      Grandma got run over by a REINDEER
      Comin' home home from our house Christmas eeeeeeeve
      YOU can SAY there's NO such THING as SANTAAAAAA
      But as for me and grandpa, we belieeeeeeeeve

    • @brandoncastellano1858
      @brandoncastellano1858 Рік тому +7

      @@GreatGraniteState I know the song was around for ages, but that Christmas special was the best Christmas movie.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Рік тому +1

      I thought that would be brought up 😅

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 Рік тому +159

    Explaining frosty the snowman as if you are a crazed hermit in a subway screaming incoherently about the end of the world is something I didn't realize I need

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 4 місяці тому +1

      Wait, it's the end of the world? Thank God!

  • @kronoscamron7412
    @kronoscamron7412 Рік тому +384

    This form of comedy is excellent, he makes familiar things sound alien and absurd.
    I admire the work he puts in his sketches.

  • @justin4203
    @justin4203 Рік тому +557

    Now we need the guys who wrote Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. About how a bullied child is shown he only has worth when he's able to prove his deformity is actually useful.

    • @Halosty45
      @Halosty45 Рік тому +32

      It is pretty bad, in retrospect.

    • @andrewawakened628
      @andrewawakened628 Рік тому +30

      Yeah, that's really dark when you actually think about it!

    • @URProductions
      @URProductions Рік тому +8

      I think its actually a pretty fair assessment.

    • @Lycanthromancer1
      @Lycanthromancer1 Рік тому +27

      And worst of all was Olive, the Other Reindeer, who used to laugh and call Rudolph names.

    • @randomperson8375
      @randomperson8375 Рік тому +9

      @@Lycanthromancer1 Oh god, you have no idea how many times I heard that joke around Christmas time each year when I was younger

  • @jem4830
    @jem4830 Рік тому +1753

    "He'll be back in a new form! Probably a snowman again," had me in hysterics for some reason

    • @dkisausome
      @dkisausome Рік тому +59

      "This isn't even my final form!"
      -Frosty the Snowman

    • @BuzzLightbulb
      @BuzzLightbulb Рік тому +35

      @@dkisausome his final form is a puddle

    • @Konkretertyp
      @Konkretertyp Рік тому +15

      He comes back as Jack Frost.

    • @frogsuit
      @frogsuit Рік тому +6

      @@Konkretertyp Jack Frost pitch meeting confirmed

    • @ToyotaTacomaOfficial
      @ToyotaTacomaOfficial Рік тому +1

      @@dkisausome lol

  • @guicaldo7164
    @guicaldo7164 Рік тому +311

    I love how the creepy guy is now a massive returning character and also responsible for almost all creepy things and names out there

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Рік тому +12

      He's an inspiration to kids who will play with him....and they must!

    • @animegaming4057
      @animegaming4057 Рік тому +10

      Excuse me as I need to put in my dongle. For some reason I have to fiddle with the thing, it just doesn’t fit into the hole. Does anyone know how to fit this in? I just keep pulling it in and out and it just won’t do the thing I need it too?!

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 10 місяців тому +8

      @@animegaming4057Maybe try putting your dongle into the other port?

    • @alexanderwu
      @alexanderwu 10 місяців тому +3

      @@jeromevaleska2014which creepy guy

    • @markdiaz4150
      @markdiaz4150 7 місяців тому +3

      yea, he's the crowbar guy, and october. I love it

  • @kateealer7
    @kateealer7 Рік тому +90

    One of my Aunts once told me that stories like these that came to popularity when she was a kid were meant to remind kids that death is just a part of life, a Memento Mori, so to speak. She made the point that we sugar-coat things a lot these days and kids need to understand this as well. My parents always showed "The Snowman" to my bother and me every Christmas; it is both the most beautiful and sad Christmas special ever made.

    • @penelopegrier5073
      @penelopegrier5073 Рік тому +8

      Frosty was always my favorite Christmas show. It still is. Kids, even adults, if you can call them that, are too soft nowadays. My kids learned about death early on. Sometimes life is sad and that’s ok.

  • @nickwilliams2745
    @nickwilliams2745 Рік тому +2426

    Between this and the first person to build a snowman I think we’ve uncover Ryan’s deepest fear

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming Рік тому +92

      The plot thickens.

    • @HALO20601
      @HALO20601 Рік тому +58

      Which Ryan? There are so many Ryans.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Рік тому +54

      The true, original Ryan. Everyone else in that world is a mere shadow of him. He is all seeing and all knowing, producing short films to express the daily life of his clones for our entertainment.

    • @lifeiscats1337
      @lifeiscats1337 Рік тому +10

      wdym, which Ryan? He has hundreds of identical clones ya know. Be specific, bozo 🙄

    • @lifeiscats1337
      @lifeiscats1337 Рік тому +6

      @@HALO20601 ikr, like there are hundreds of identical Ryans, be specific. 🙄

  • @Wawagirl17
    @Wawagirl17 Рік тому +732

    Gotta love how these co-workers don't just tell the dude to take the day off or something, and instead feel trapped to continue standing around and listening to his terrifying tale.

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 Рік тому +31

      Cuz he’s probably the boss’ son

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace Рік тому +42

      I mean, someone did try to suggest a nice song about hot chocolate to get them back on track. He was told "No!" so there was nothing more they could do.

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 Рік тому +9

      @@Mama_Bear524 no the mom making out with Santa guy is the boss's son. They are just so scared they have to hear it all the way thru

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo Рік тому

      Which dude? Creepy morbid dark magic dude or creepy rapey horny dude?

    • @claudiamiller7730
      @claudiamiller7730 Рік тому +5

      …my life in office cube town…..

  • @skellington8090
    @skellington8090 Рік тому +91

    I love how his name being Frosty immediately makes everything ok!

  • @dantheman40434
    @dantheman40434 Рік тому +46

    "This *thing* can reincarnate?!" made me laugh too hard, and now I am dealing with the consequences of that. 🤣

    • @mreshadow
      @mreshadow Рік тому +4

      This can mean so many different things

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick Рік тому +775

    The guy with the red tie didn’t just invent a new song, he invented a whole different emotion specific to this situation.

    • @stevenbutler6936
      @stevenbutler6936 Рік тому +12

      Insanely specific situation

    • @MarshallTheArtist
      @MarshallTheArtist Рік тому +20

      It’s called “fear”.

    • @ajoajoajoaj
      @ajoajoajoaj Рік тому +4

      I bekieve that emotion is called teluge, or perhaps nage.

    • @Pyrophrog
      @Pyrophrog Рік тому +1

      Wow it’s almost as if that’s the point of the skit

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Рік тому +2

      is that what they mean when they say 'stay frosty'?

  • @pepegroda9609
    @pepegroda9609 Рік тому +993

    As a Northern European whose never heard these Christmas songs before this was absolutely hilarious

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +52

      Same here. I thought the Frosty the Snowman character came from the animated movie with the ice princess.

    • @whateverlolawants
      @whateverlolawants Рік тому +48

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog The song is from 1950, and it was made into a popular animated children's TV special in 1969. The animated story is adorable... and it also adds a whole new layer of horrible sadness!
      EDITED TO ADD: It's also popular as a children's Christmas story book. One of the most popular versions came out at the same time at the song. My parents read it to me as a little kid in the 80s and 90s. I can still picture some of the illustrations.
      It's funny to imagine learning the story as an adult. It would definitely seem hilarious and bizarre.

    • @jsl151850b
      @jsl151850b Рік тому +17

      As a European you are of course familiar with the legend of *The Golem of Prague*. Same principle.

    • @pandarisu5968
      @pandarisu5968 Рік тому +10

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog i think that guy was olaf

    • @scifibri2376
      @scifibri2376 Рік тому +9

      Hmmm I have always taken it for granted that everyone, everywhere has heard of this song LOL Part of being an American I guess LOL... but there are plenty of songs from Northern Europe that I haven't heard of before called: ALL OF THEM! LOL!

  • @limetoadest
    @limetoadest Рік тому +44

    I've watched this 5 times now, and every time I end up crying because I'm laughing so hard. Thank you so much for you amazing awesomeness.

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 4 місяці тому +1

      Keep telling yourself that's why you're crying. I stand with Frosty... as a fellow smoker.

  • @David-Ray
    @David-Ray Рік тому +16

    0:54 "It's animate?!" 🤣 This make my sad emotions disapperate.

  • @jfjvmdvbdcndkj
    @jfjvmdvbdcndkj Рік тому +1354

    I would love to grab a drink with all of Ryan's personalities.

    • @AceFaz
      @AceFaz Рік тому +5

      Even weird pervert guy?

    • @TheHyprBeastX
      @TheHyprBeastX Рік тому +31

      except the children and the animals right?

    • @TheHyprBeastX
      @TheHyprBeastX Рік тому +20

      RIGHT?

    • @tribal2199
      @tribal2199 Рік тому +15

      Even the creepy ones?🤨

    • @jfjvmdvbdcndkj
      @jfjvmdvbdcndkj Рік тому +7

      @@AceFaz I think I could deal with him, it'd be super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @iTechSavvyOfficial
    @iTechSavvyOfficial Рік тому +185

    “Aren’t you from the Halloween naming department?”
    “Yes.”
    “That explains it.”

  • @EG-cm5th
    @EG-cm5th Рік тому +120

    Okay but like, you gotta keep in mind that "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is a nod to all the dads out there who used to dress up as Santa for Christmas.

    • @davidroosa4561
      @davidroosa4561 Рік тому +18

      is that what your mom told you?

    • @alaye5583
      @alaye5583 Рік тому +32

      ​@@davidroosa4561that's what I told yours to tell you.

    • @iambicpentakill
      @iambicpentakill 5 місяців тому +1

      But like, late at night, after the kids have gone to bed? Seems suspicious

    • @la_scrittice_vita
      @la_scrittice_vita 14 днів тому

      "Never admit there's a reason" - R. George

  • @funfetti7194
    @funfetti7194 9 місяців тому +22

    The fact that Ryan can make the sponsorships equally as funny as the video shows how great of a writer he is.

  • @theherooffire007
    @theherooffire007 Рік тому +1740

    Who knew October Ryan was such an amazing storyteller?

    • @Adam-mh7zv
      @Adam-mh7zv Рік тому +76

      Maybe he's the one who pitched the nightmare before christmas.

    • @moritod
      @moritod Рік тому +33

      Literally my first thought. October's back!! Ha!

    • @JoshWebster327
      @JoshWebster327 Рік тому +5

      DEATH

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 Рік тому +33

      Ahhh, I can't believe I didn't realize instantly that it's his October-Calendar persona! Genius!

    • @xxxtentacles3915
      @xxxtentacles3915 Рік тому +5

      Damn beat me to it

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 Рік тому +397

    Ryan: "Coal yeah his eyes made of black, combustible, sedimentary rocks." Ryan seriously can define anything to make it sound weird.

    • @pyropulseIXXI
      @pyropulseIXXI Рік тому +4

      That is literally what coal is; he didn't define it

    • @TSIRKLAND
      @TSIRKLAND Рік тому +21

      Describing what something is, is the definition of defining something. You literally defined defining, and he literally defined coal.

    • @2008bunnybigenderflux
      @2008bunnybigenderflux Рік тому +4

      @@pyropulseIXXI Do you know what define means?

    • @tahlia__nerds_out
      @tahlia__nerds_out Рік тому

      @@pyropulseIXXI the original poster is using the word “define” correctly. According to the Oxford English Dictionary (often considered a go-to for the etymology of words), the first part of the definition of the word “define” is to:
      ■ state or describe exactly the nature, scope, or meaning of: *the contract will seek to define the client's obligations.*
      ■ give the meaning of (a word or phrase), especially in a dictionary.
      ■ make up or establish the character or essence of: *for some, the football club defines their identity.*

  • @TheMacgyver3441
    @TheMacgyver3441 Рік тому +28

    I never thought of this song that way and now it’s never going to leave my head. Ryan here to entertain and inform. 😂

  • @coacht8121
    @coacht8121 Рік тому +19

    Making innocent Christmas songs seem like disturbing horror stories is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @choppydell
    @choppydell Рік тому +627

    When the tale of Frosty was forged, we officially entered the darkest timeline

    • @grayemn1409
      @grayemn1409 Рік тому +21

      Now we should all commit to be the darkest versions of ourselves, look I made these goatees so we can wear them until we are able to grow our own, our goal from now on shall be to cross over to the best timeline and take it over!!

    • @A2Lettuce
      @A2Lettuce Рік тому +2

      @@grayemn1409 i love you

    • @notkawdeen1637
      @notkawdeen1637 Рік тому +2

      @@grayemn1409 perfect timing, I read this as I finished that episode lol

    • @wesleywillard548
      @wesleywillard548 Рік тому +5

      @@grayemn1409 community reference?

    • @johnfriday5169
      @johnfriday5169 Рік тому +2

      @@grayemn1409 Evil Troy and Evil Abed

  • @rileymosman2808
    @rileymosman2808 Рік тому +1030

    Arguably the 2 best parts: the complete personality switch when he says "Fantastic! Glad you like it!"
    And the recurring creepy insect naming guy

    • @elazayth
      @elazayth Рік тому +42

      Creepy insect naming guy: "Oh, he's a snowMAN alright ;)"

    • @divinelily
      @divinelily Рік тому +18

      I was very excited to see what creepy guy would have to say this time, and he didn’t disappoint.

    • @kyro7482
      @kyro7482 Рік тому +17

      He's not "creepy insect naming guy", he appeared in many other videos as well, he's just called "creepy guy"

    • @rileymosman2808
      @rileymosman2808 Рік тому +3

      @@kyro7482 I thought the guy's name was Ryan George.

    • @kyro7482
      @kyro7482 Рік тому +9

      @@rileymosman2808 what, no, Ryan is just one of these guys, the one you are talking about is obviously Creepy Guy, can't you see how different their faces are?
      /j

  • @umapessoa240
    @umapessoa240 Рік тому +48

    Man, Ryan outdid himself with the acting in this one. I genuinely got invested in the story lmao

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Рік тому +4

      And all comes to a climax and then cools down when we learn this crazy evil snowman is named "Frosty"...awwww...

  • @gdonaldson26
    @gdonaldson26 Рік тому +64

    more of this guy please! 😂 A whole series doing nursery rhymes should be super easy! 🤭

    • @notacrow6286
      @notacrow6286 Рік тому +11

      Barely an inconvience!

    • @gumpholzrutzler3643
      @gumpholzrutzler3643 Рік тому +5

      Wow wow wow wow wow, ...wow

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Рік тому +8

      Rock a bye baby is horrible

    • @boebylaybe6477
      @boebylaybe6477 Рік тому +3

      @@kj7792 Not if you don't like babies.

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin Рік тому +4

      @@boebylaybe6477 "Babies are tight..."
      Wait, that came out **really wrong...**
      "I think did a whoopsie!"

  • @aronthedev3074
    @aronthedev3074 Рік тому +363

    Love whenever the pervy Ryan shows up. Of course Mommy kissing Santa would be his idea!

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Рік тому +16

      @@evilsharkey8954 "if its cold, why don't you come inside me-I mean with me."
      "Does no one else see the problem?"
      "Actually yeah. Remove the bit where it says "I mean with me" and we're golden."
      "Okay."

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 Рік тому +2

      @@evilsharkey8954 I think cold outside made an appearance in the first Christmas songs video.

    • @lightinggamer2312
      @lightinggamer2312 Рік тому +2

      What is that song i forget the name

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Рік тому +3

      @@lightinggamer2312 "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus".

    • @lightinggamer2312
      @lightinggamer2312 Рік тому

      @@coolnerdlll6053 ty

  • @robertcuvelier6016
    @robertcuvelier6016 Рік тому +165

    Ryan discussing how the 12 days of Christmas came along would be quite the ride.

    • @daniellewilson8527
      @daniellewilson8527 Рік тому +1

      Agreed

    • @mryeti94
      @mryeti94 Рік тому +4

      Don't get him started on "Baby it's Cold Outside"

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace Рік тому +3

      @@mryeti94 Actually, I'd love it if he did that one, but then played it straight so everyone trying to pretend like that isn't a sweet romantic song can suck it.

    • @GreatGraniteState
      @GreatGraniteState Рік тому +2

      WhY aRe YoU sO oBsEsSeD wItH bIrDs lol

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Рік тому

      Bob and Doug version, or traditional?

  • @christianlgrey_
    @christianlgrey_ Рік тому +18

    1:25 sounding like plankton 🤣

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 Рік тому +16

    I love that Ryan is crying while he talks about kids crying 🤣

  • @mahatmarandy5977
    @mahatmarandy5977 Рік тому +215

    Up until now the only part of it I thought was scary was that they left the little girl all alone on the roof at the end of the TV special. I was really worried for her as a kid. My dad had to assure me that her dad would have come outside with a ladder instantly after the credits rolled. And then I asked him how he knew the dad had a ladder, and he said, "All dads have ladders," which just horrified me more because *WE* didn't have a ladder.
    But now I have all this to worry about, too, so thanks for that.

    • @maxahaider
      @maxahaider Рік тому +22

      Anyone with a roof should have a ladder.

    • @BuzzLightbulb
      @BuzzLightbulb Рік тому +3

      😆

    • @river-yuki
      @river-yuki Рік тому +37

      Was he not your father? Was that his way of telling you? 😱

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 Рік тому +1

      @@maxahaider Especially if they also have kids

    • @mahatmarandy5977
      @mahatmarandy5977 Рік тому +3

      @@maxahaider ...and yet....

  • @bernier42
    @bernier42 Рік тому +552

    I’ve always thought the movie was horrifying. When he gets locked in the greenhouse, he slowly melts, then we cut to him as a puddle with the girl crying. But she’s not crying because her friend is dead, she’s traumatized at having watched a sentient being slowly deform before her and at some point he could no longer speak, and she was helpless to stop it.

    • @230Amps
      @230Amps Рік тому +42

      Messy, messy, messy........

    • @alfredomaclaughlin1185
      @alfredomaclaughlin1185 Рік тому +20

      OMG THERE IS A MOVIE!!!!?????

    • @gansosmansos
      @gansosmansos Рік тому +2

      ​@@alfredomaclaughlin1185
      You bet yer bellywhumper there is

    • @iamwhoyousayiam6773
      @iamwhoyousayiam6773 Рік тому +35

      @@alfredomaclaughlin1185 the cartoon. It's like 70 years old lol

    • @nadersaid2215
      @nadersaid2215 Рік тому +4

      Dude have you never seen it or heard it like at all????

  • @grondhero
    @grondhero Рік тому +8

    Nothing like Ryan turning children's imagination into a horror story. 😅

  • @buzbuz33-99
    @buzbuz33-99 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm glad that you are pointing out that a lot of Christmas songs seem to have a pretty disturbing undertone - e.g. Stalker Santa ("You'd better not shout, you'd better not cry ...")

  • @LaughBoys
    @LaughBoys Рік тому +9

    I’ll never listen to “Frosty the Snowman” the same ever again.

  • @Idaho-Cowboy
    @Idaho-Cowboy Рік тому +422

    Loving the theme of Ryan portraying snowmen as something to be feared, never looking at them the same way now.

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 Рік тому +30

      Ever read the Calvin and Hobbes comic strips? 😋 Snow-people changed for me then. 😂

    • @FuburLuck
      @FuburLuck Рік тому +8

      @@jw8160 m.ua-cam.com/video/3V6vqNVlSDM/v-deo.html
      Here's some of Calvin's snowmen.

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf Рік тому +4

      Don’t blink

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT Рік тому +1

      I mean, have you ever seen the movie Imaginaerum?

    • @tonyzacker8946
      @tonyzacker8946 Рік тому +10

      To be fair, according to the Ryanverse-lore, snowmen were originally created after the image of paralysis demons in order to please them and to trap them in a physical form. The melting of the snowman might be intended to destroy the demon, that is trapped inside.

  • @jackmadiaga8907
    @jackmadiaga8907 Рік тому +9

    This actually made me do a double take on the actual song and good god did I just realize how right he is.

  • @mundocalissa5121
    @mundocalissa5121 Рік тому +3

    You didn't mention that song where a grandchild is singing happily about how their Grandma was the victim of a hit-and-run

  • @buckethead60
    @buckethead60 Рік тому +94

    I like the detail of Ryan starting to cry as Frosty's death gets closer

    • @Maniac4Bricks
      @Maniac4Bricks Рік тому +4

      I think of it as Ryan also becoming aware that the sun was hot that day.

  • @illigerofthewest
    @illigerofthewest Рік тому +260

    As someone who wears a frosty suit every year for a town event, I can confirm, this is the kind of thing I do the get into character.

    • @jdunlapmusic
      @jdunlapmusic Рік тому +13

      You smoke?

    • @Jabokrazy
      @Jabokrazy Рік тому +21

      @@jdunlapmusic he also replaces his eyes with black sedimentary combustible rock.

    • @ToyotaTacomaOfficial
      @ToyotaTacomaOfficial Рік тому

      @@jdunlapmusic what brand

    • @Sketch-Motion
      @Sketch-Motion Рік тому +1

      @@ToyotaTacomaOfficial black sedimentary combustible rock brand.

  • @Eli.E.E
    @Eli.E.E 5 місяців тому +1

    This has got to be one of the best skits you’ve ever done

  • @Naomi.Robertson
    @Naomi.Robertson Рік тому +4

    My whole family of eight surround the family Christmas tree and are about to open presents when I lay my phone down in front of the tree and say, "Listen to this." I hit the play button on Ryan George's _The Guys Who Wrote Frosty of the Snowman_ and not one of them could stop laughing. Maybe it was the alcohol but even the kids who were too young to drink were laughing. Thanks Ryan George. Yes, this happened.

  • @HIR0SE
    @HIR0SE Рік тому +187

    I'm still amazed at how unique each character is despite having the same face and the same voice. Fantastic.

  • @MaskedMike004
    @MaskedMike004 Рік тому +262

    Please do more of these classic Christmas songs turned nightmares XD As much as I love Santa Claus is Coming to Town - "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" is definitely stalker behaviour lol

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Рік тому +7

      🎶Santa is gunning you down.

    • @extrantice
      @extrantice Рік тому +12

      you better watch out

    • @jdmarsh91
      @jdmarsh91 Рік тому +10

      @Phoenix Dresden
      Or they could cover "Baby, It's Cold Outside", that has some pretty dark implications if you actually stop and listen to the lyrics

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Рік тому +3

      @@jdmarsh91 I heard that there's a debate surrounding hwether that song should be banned, but it might just be a British or even specifically Scottish thing.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Рік тому +3

      @@jdmarsh91 Key & Peele did a sketch specifically about how dodgy this song is. It was pretty cool.

  • @just_delta-2589
    @just_delta-2589 Рік тому +3

    I like that the story was just so interesting that nobody bothered to tell him to stop and leave and instead they all just kept listening and reacting

  • @aaront4494
    @aaront4494 Рік тому +3

    Thank you for existing Ryan, you make life enjoyable!! ⛄️

  • @RPAudioeVisual
    @RPAudioeVisual Рік тому +200

    Imagine an entire movie made out of Ryan personalities...
    TWO FREAKING HOURS OF WATCHING RYAN TALKING TO HIMSELF ABOUT HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD SOMEHOW...

    • @John73John
      @John73John Рік тому +27

      "So, you have a movie for me?"

    • @EnkiduIX
      @EnkiduIX Рік тому +37

      Back flips and broken necks will certainly be involved some how.

    • @John73John
      @John73John Рік тому +20

      @@EnkiduIX Wow wow wow wow wow...
      wow...


      wow!

    • @richardbrown3417
      @richardbrown3417 Рік тому +10

      @@John73John Yeh, yeh, yeh!

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs Рік тому +1

      Blockbuster for sure

  • @ericb642
    @ericb642 Рік тому +317

    Yes! The long-awaited sequel to the first Christmas songs video!

    • @QuantumLeaper25
      @QuantumLeaper25 Рік тому +5

      There was another one?!

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen Рік тому +1

      Great indeed! I wonder how many parts this trilogy is gonna have

    • @deatheater6222
      @deatheater6222 Рік тому +9

      @@HagenvonEitzen a trilogy can only have three parts

    • @SkyP9812
      @SkyP9812 Рік тому +15

      @@deatheater6222 Unless it's written by Douglas Adams. Then it has 5

    • @ParadiseDB7
      @ParadiseDB7 Рік тому +2

      ​@@deatheater6222 like that stopped Star Wars lol

  • @KYoss68
    @KYoss68 Рік тому +1

    The message of Frosty the Snowman is the most important message there is: Life is short, you will die and you don't know when so make the most of the time you've got.

  • @davinolson3604
    @davinolson3604 Рік тому +7

    Ryan has the ability to take things we all thought to be regular and normal things into horrifying thoughts, and it's amazing!

  • @omgthisissoawesome
    @omgthisissoawesome Рік тому +508

    Ryan breaking down Christmas music continues to be one of my absolute favourite things

    • @marcthenarc868
      @marcthenarc868 Рік тому +14

      Don't you mean that Ryan breaking down Christmas music ... is TIGHT! !?!

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 Рік тому

      Next he should do the one where this drunken grandma gets assaulted in a hit and run..... by REINDEER!!!

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 9 місяців тому

      Love the other one so much it just destroys me. A minister, in the church of England, guy doesn't exist tho! Canadian Christ, he kills me.

  • @gsp0113
    @gsp0113 Рік тому +115

    I like how Yellow Tie guy is so in touch with his inner child that he's blubbering in tears at several points. LOL! Love your videos, Ryan.

  • @Tallest333
    @Tallest333 Рік тому +5

    How have I not noticed how disturbing the song was? Thanks for that Ryan, LOL.

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis Рік тому +1

    I just showed this to my grandma and she looooved it!!!

  • @ThePkmnYPerson
    @ThePkmnYPerson Рік тому +60

    You took a delightful Christmas classic and turned it into something both scary and hilarious at the same time. That takes true talent.

  • @MogajiMohammed
    @MogajiMohammed Рік тому +167

    Never thought Frosty the Snowman was actually low-key demonic 😂

    • @MiloMurphysLaw
      @MiloMurphysLaw Рік тому +2

      I guess the movie isn’t actually the same as the original story

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 Рік тому +4

      I read somewhere that there is a theory that Snowmen actually have roots in an ancient pre-christian idolry.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Рік тому

      Someone hasn't seen the horror movie based on frosty

  • @ryanmvegas
    @ryanmvegas 8 місяців тому +3

    Should have said “his eyes are made of jet black decaying organic matter”

  • @carteradams43
    @carteradams43 Рік тому +1

    this might just be my favorite video of yours so far

  • @envigraphy
    @envigraphy Рік тому +150

    I was way more emotionally invested in Frosty's story than I thought was possible

  • @potaters3009
    @potaters3009 Рік тому +173

    Making a song about a snowman is super easy,barely an inconvenience

    • @ThemeParkAvenue
      @ThemeParkAvenue Рік тому +2

      *super easy

    • @potaters3009
      @potaters3009 Рік тому +1

      @@ThemeParkAvenue thanks for the correction

    • @aayanscreativelab1786
      @aayanscreativelab1786 Рік тому +1

      Some kids made him, some kids made him, summer came and killed him

    • @pepper5980
      @pepper5980 Рік тому +2

      Saying something is super easy, barely an inconvenience is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @AnAnonymousPenguin
      @AnAnonymousPenguin Рік тому +1

      @@pepper5980 Saying something is super easy, barely an inconvenience is super easy, barely an inconvenience is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @carstenmitcmuller1256
    @carstenmitcmuller1256 Рік тому

    Seriously showed this video to a friend, cause the ad at the end is genius!

  • @Chetloore
    @Chetloore Рік тому +7

    I think whatever this is should be its own series. I know these are the guys that named all the animals and fruits but the horror genre of this version is amazing. Just goes to show it's all about perception

  • @dragneelfire2483
    @dragneelfire2483 Рік тому +316

    I can apparently sense the future, cause I was just in the shop and the guys had Christmas music on and it was that part when it describes Frosty’s “COAL BLACK EYES” and I was all: “Dude, this song is kinda creepy when ya really listen to it.” And I come home to this! I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us Рік тому +5

      That's just a frecuency bias, look it up

    • @dragneelfire2483
      @dragneelfire2483 Рік тому +33

      @@geli95us I KNEW YOU’D SAY THAT! IN THE FUTURE!

    • @FabioKun
      @FabioKun Рік тому +4

      @@geli95us you're funt at parties but thanks for the info

    • @WMDistraction
      @WMDistraction Рік тому +7

      Dragneelfire: I’m an augur, I’ve decided

    • @LydiAtheistLady
      @LydiAtheistLady Рік тому +10

      Seeing the future is tight.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates Рік тому +241

    Big props to the Adstronaut for being able to resist himself opening the latch and just letting Uncle Edgar get sucked out into the vacuum space.

    • @Nerdnotwashere
      @Nerdnotwashere Рік тому +7

      I could be listening to my favorite song on repeat full blast and I still would have kicked him out in three hours.

    • @MajorMalfunction
      @MajorMalfunction Рік тому +10

      If he plays his cards right, it could be either Hoover or Dyson space.

    • @user-gn1cl9ix7p
      @user-gn1cl9ix7p Рік тому +4

      🎶Baby shark, duh duh du duh du duh🎶

    • @fleeksteek1671
      @fleeksteek1671 Рік тому +6

      Uncle ADgar.

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates Рік тому +5

      @@fleeksteek1671 Now I wanna bet that the Adstronaut also has cousins named Adward and Addie.

  • @bladestar2322
    @bladestar2322 Рік тому +1

    Ryan, you are a Comedic Genuis! Whatever you make, it isn't enough! I have followed you for a couple of years and you just keep getting funnier!

  • @dreamwalking
    @dreamwalking Рік тому +4

    "Well that's kind of sweet, a hardworking single mom finding love in an unexpected-Wait isn't Santa married?"
    "So is the mother."

  • @BarberPhotography
    @BarberPhotography Рік тому

    This is one your best videos! Love it.

  • @sharonbrown4069
    @sharonbrown4069 Рік тому

    love your videos found them during covid and have been watching them for ever

  • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
    @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 Рік тому +397

    Frosty The Snowman was written by two songwriters named Walter Rollins and Steve Nelson in 1950. It’s kind of interesting how we usually think of these old Christmas songs as if they’re folk music, yet in reality, they were written relatively recently by very much known artists.

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle Рік тому +34

      Well I get what you mean, but I've never heard of Walter Rollins or Steve Nelson, and 1950 was 72 years ago. Most Christmas carols I've heard are from the 19th or 20th centuries. I guess some people think they are hundreds of years old, but if you pay attention, most of them don't sound like it.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 Рік тому +20

      @@screwyourhandle I’ve always felt as though they’ve kind of always been there. They’ve been passed around and covered so much, you never really think of some guy as having written them. The fact that you haven’t heard of the writers, and that I had to look them up says alot. Even songs that are about as old, people know who they’re by usually. People think of songs by The Beatles as being by The Beatles, but no one name comes to anybody’s mind when Frosty The Snowman was mentioned. In that way, these songs are sort of thought of as folk music, even if they totally aren’t.
      Also, 1950 wasn’t that long ago. It’s closer to the present than almost all of time, they had pretty much all of the hallmarks of what we consider “modernity” (cars, electricity, TV), and there are still tons of people who were literally alive in 1950.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 Рік тому +10

      I think that has more to do with so many different people singing the songs than anything else. And, well, most songs from the same time as the Beatles, most people won't know who sang them, and that's without there being a ton of covers. Heck, that applies to songs from the 1970s, when talking to people who were alive during that time. Typically when I bring up Golden Earring, people will have no clue who they are. If I mention that they sang "Radar Love", they still won't have a clue. And if I play the song, then, and only then, they might know it. And that's for a band that did stadium tours in the US back in the day, with multiple songs that hit the charts.
      Basically, yeah, Rolling Stones, the Beatles, and so on, well remembered. Everyone else, well, the oldies station plays stuff from the 1980s/1990s now, not from the 1950s and 1960s.
      Also worth noting that today's pop music, a surprising amount of it is written by a select few people, yet we associate with the artists who perform it, and not the writers.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 Рік тому +2

      @@Axterix13 Frosty was not written by the performer either. That’s been going on forever. Still, you would probably still know it by the performer, but no one ever does. Like you said, it’s probably just the fact that everyone has fucking performed, so no one knows what it’s from.

    • @RonW4684
      @RonW4684 Рік тому +2

      Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer was written as a 1962 Montgomery Wards advert.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Рік тому +50

    "Maybe we could make a song about hot chocolate or something what about that?"
    no no no make a song about chestnuts roasting on a fire but then if you do that, you might get to thinking about someone named Jack Frost and how he's just been ALONE for like THREE CENTURIES trying to be seen by just ANYBODY and completely ignored by the people who are supposed to look after children but failed in looking after Jack who is a forever child BECAUSE HE DROWNED IN A LAKE.

    • @RazorO2Productions
      @RazorO2Productions Рік тому +2

      I want a horror movie with this premise STAT

    • @dapperdabber13
      @dapperdabber13 Рік тому +7

      I understood this reference and that movie is hecking underrated

    • @Scarifar1
      @Scarifar1 Рік тому +2

      ​@@RazorO2Productions This movie already exists, tho it's not a horror movie (Rise of the Guardians).

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios Рік тому

      @@Scarifar1 I mean I dunno movie opens with DROWNING BOY lol

  • @machevellian79
    @machevellian79 5 місяців тому +1

    This is one of your best, even on the rewatch I am still laughing😂

  • @TinthiaClemant
    @TinthiaClemant Рік тому

    Truly, Ryan, your talent knows no boundaries. 💞

  • @BronwenEvis
    @BronwenEvis Рік тому +33

    He could write one of these for every Christmas song in the world and I wouldn't be complaining

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 Рік тому +1

      👍 x 1,000,000,000

  • @davidc4931
    @davidc4931 Рік тому +19

    That guy needs to be the new writer guy for pitch meetings 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Healthandwealth9422
    @Healthandwealth9422 Рік тому +1

    That one lady in the meeting:
    How bout we sing about our loved ones and say they are all I want for Christmas
    And play it every time during the months of November to December and parts of January

  • @hakaniwar8848
    @hakaniwar8848 Рік тому

    These are just so much fun! I'm laughing out loud. 🤣 Keep up the stellar work my dude. 👌

  • @jasonrodgers880
    @jasonrodgers880 Рік тому +16

    Did I see a tear rolling down story-teller-Ryan's cheek at 2:35? Dude... dedication to your craft! Lol

  • @ANameToGoBy
    @ANameToGoBy Рік тому +25

    1:58 the delivery of this line is just so damn captivating

  • @cheostian4847
    @cheostian4847 Рік тому

    Ryan, I've always appreciated your sketches, but this is the best one you've posted in the past 6 months. Well done!

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 5 місяців тому +2

    A short life but a merry one.

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 місяців тому +1

      But, think of the children!

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 5 місяців тому

      😂 😂 😂 @@davidm5707

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 Рік тому +39

    These Christmas songs would sound great through these Ray-Con ear buds.

    • @magicmon
      @magicmon Рік тому +3

      Nice.

    • @cayenigma
      @cayenigma Рік тому +5

      There's something very internet about the audience adding on to the commercials, classic.

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace Рік тому +3

      More about them after the sketch.

  • @aaronimp4966
    @aaronimp4966 Рік тому +40

    This song was my first exposure to tragedy as a child, and I encountered it in book form, with wild, colorful pictures. ☃️💙

  • @benjaminpack2922
    @benjaminpack2922 Рік тому

    You make me laugh so much, thank-you!

  • @torokendre6516
    @torokendre6516 Рік тому

    HEY ZOGARTH! I really enjoyed your books, can't wait for the next one. Those references were TIGHT!

  • @nemarchepas
    @nemarchepas Рік тому +11

    "I think we should make it clear he's a smoker..." LMAO 🤣

  • @cardude9353
    @cardude9353 Рік тому +76

    Yes more of these! You should do one for rocking around the Christmas tree, that would be funny.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Рік тому +3

      So many ways he could take the line "new old fashioned way".

  • @alexmorahan9747
    @alexmorahan9747 Рік тому +1

    I just realized “O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches” sounds very naughty.

  • @The_AndroidSentByCyberlife
    @The_AndroidSentByCyberlife 9 місяців тому +1

    Minus the fact hes a snowman, bits of this made me realise half of frosty the snowman could be a great tragic blockbuster

  • @delix787
    @delix787 Рік тому +13

    1:18 😭🤣🤣 is he forcing them? MY GOD!! 🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mnsnerd
    @mnsnerd Рік тому +27

    'So he's a fugitive now? Oh, what are we doing?'
    Ryan never disappoints. Looking forward to his take on Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, either the song or the special.
    No, the special with the evil Santa.

  • @nathancarr3154
    @nathancarr3154 Рік тому +1

    This is just a great sketch. I'm laughing so hard lol. Nice job Ryan!

  • @mozart2jazz
    @mozart2jazz Рік тому +2

    Nice job, Ryan - that was too funny! Years ago, friends and I would have fun doing similar re-telling of familiar stories. BTW when you listen closely to them, a lot of Christmas songs get rather sketchy! (I don't even want to tell you how we renamed Baby It's Cold Outside 😂)

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe Рік тому +52

    You never truly appreciate how horrifying Christmas carols are until the Ryan Geurge Marketing team describe them in graphic detail
    Those Mad Men