@@noonenowhere877 The Thalmor's plan to reach godhood involves destroying the literal pillars/towers that keep the planet(and perhaps realm) in one piece. They already lost the Admantine Tower which caused enough damage to everything. The Thalmor are a frickin' death cult with political power.
Foolish Altmer, thinking themselves so high and mighty yet never having even approached the steps of the Cloud District. Truly, the Nazeemer look down with pity on such inferior beings.
Ah yes, the sermon we've all been waiting for... Though recently I found an Altmer who wasn't such a lost cause: Legate (yes, as in Imperial Legion) Fasendil
The Psijic Monks are also a decent bunch as well. I mean they’re against the Thalmor and any faction that’s against them directly gets a pass in my book
Saying he's not as much of a lost cause is like saying the mongrel dogs of the empire aren't as much of a lost cause (which he belongs to). Even farm tools have more use.
@@barrydalton4743 If you've played ESO's Summerset expansion you'd know their issue is the exact opposite the Thalmor have: the Order is hesitant to intervene in most situations, typically to a fault. Still better than trying to undo Nirn obviously, but it sucks that the order seldom takes care of issues before they escalate. (even in situations where key players are ill-equipped to handle it on their own)
Putting an Aeldari in a suit of Power Armour would be like Buying a Ferrari and giving it a 48" lift and Monster Truck Tires...No self respecting Aeldari would be caught dead in Monkeign gear...they have their own gear at home.
I was expecting quite short sermon. "They exist." But again Lord Dagoth can come with more insight and eloquent delivery of facts, that this poor servant of the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned(tm) lacks.
Ever since the Altmer got their independent nation of Summerset Isles, the Empire has been endlessly funding its existence. If this keeps up, we won't have any Empire left!
Somebody should tell Pelinal Whitestrake about the Aeldari of Warhammer 40,000 and how their decadance tore a permanent hole in the fabric of reality and made an entite god of torture, adult activities, and general hedonism and excess...and how they blame literally everyone but themselves for this state of affairs.
@@jarrettodom3943She beat them repeatly with the ugly stick because of the Tribunal fiasco. I also believe the Chimer turned Dunmer treating the Khajiit as Farm Tools was another reason.
@@jarrettodom3943it's funny, considering that this curse is not really a curse. I don't recall ANY actual negative effects this "curse" have on Dunmer.
Consider another Emperor, one far more godly than the fop ruling Cyrodiil. The God-Emperor of Mankind smiles upon hatred of the xenos. The stars belong to humanity.
@@chadharger9323 the dunmer got gutpunched by life overall as well so while they might share in the flaws the altmer havent been beaten across the head by life like the chimer/dunmer has
AMEN DAGOTH IS REAL FOR THIS!!! HE IS A TRUE SON OF SKYRIM AND WOULD NEVER ALLOW HIMSELF TO BECOME A PUPPET OF THE TYRANNICAL PISS-ELVES (unlike the “empire”)
The only time when I decide to play as the Altmer is when I decided that this time the hero of this game is going to be Elric of Melnibobé, with a mod that adds Stormbringer of course
Meanwhile the High Elfs:Look What they need to mimic a Fraction of our power. PD:Not all the Altmers are Thalmors,the community has a lot of Issues with the High elfs,even Forgetting That the Bosmers and Khajiits are memembers With VERY GOOD AND LONG,relationships with the Altmers.
Everyone knows the Atmorans were the ultimate race. I mean - a handful of them destroyed an entire Meric civilization and pressed even the Dwemer. Tall as giants and white as snow - powerful warriors and great sailors and craftsmen. No race on Tamriel today can even compare to the Atmorans. Not even their own descendents, the Nords.
Altmer: 7 feet tall Lives to a max of 1000 years old Born with skilled with a magic Beautiful buildings Beautiful women Sweet drip Born into a society that tells your the embodiment of perfection. How could you not have a massive ego as a Altmer? XDDD Elven Supremacy is the only truth!
I know, I know. You wanted to just make a Nord; but being 6'5'', 280lb shredded, golden, gigachad-chinned, and surging with magicka and superiority instead was too amazing to pass up.
In the dimly lit chambers, under the watchful gaze of ancient Aldmeri tapestries that lined the stone walls, an unnamed Dominion agent stood, their voice a blend of conviction and foreboding that echoed off the high ceilings. "The world will now and forever belong to the Aldmeri heritage; the Aldmer," they began, their tone imbued with the weight of centuries. "The Altmer are their rightful children, born of the purest lineage, destined to inherit the earth and skies." The agent's eyes, gleaming with an unyielding fervor, scanned the assembly of cloaked figures before them. "Consider the chaos that engulfs this world, the strife and turmoil that beset every corner of Tamriel. It is a clear sign that the lesser races have failed to steward this land, a land that was never theirs to govern. The time for their rule is ending, and the era of the Aldmeri Dominion is upon us." They paused, allowing the gravity of their words to sink in. "All the world will either be destroyed in its resistance or it will kneel to the Dominion. This is not merely ambition; it is destiny. The divine right of the Altmer, as decreed by the very essence of our Aldmeri ancestors, dictates our supremacy." With a sweeping gesture towards the ancient relics and artifacts that adorned the chamber, the agent continued, "Our heritage is not just a testament to our past but a beacon for our future. The Aldmeri Dominion does not seek conquest for the sake of power. We seek to restore order, to bring about a new age of enlightenment that this world so desperately needs. An age where chaos is replaced with order, where ignorance gives way to knowledge, and where the lesser races can find peace under our guidance." The room fell silent, the weight of the agent's declaration hanging in the air like a promise or a threat. "Let there be no doubt," they concluded, "the dominion of the Altmer will be absolute, for the blood of the Aldmer flows through us. Our legacy will be written in the annals of history, not just as conquerors, but as the saviors of Tamriel. The age of the Aldmeri Dominion is at hand, and all will bow or break before its might." As the agent's words faded, the shadows seemed to dance with the flicker of torchlight, as if the very spirits of their ancestors whispered their approval through the halls of power. Arch Mage Chatty GePeTus the fourth.
The reason why I hate the Thalmor is cause they're like the Brotherhood of Steel. They think all knowledge should be locked away. And only them are allowed to use it. Not to mention they stick their noses in literally every faction. And the reason why I say they're like the Brotherhood of Steel is cause if you have the knowledge or tinker with technology you're a threat. They think all knowledge should be theirs and no one elses. And if you resist you become their slaves, or even worse they'll kill you. Don't believe me look at Fallout 3 and New Vegas the BOS will use Slave collars. In my opinion The Thalmor and The Brotherhood of Steel are nothing but slavers who only want power for themselves. They're the most greediest characters in both Elder Scrolls and Fallout.
Glory to Auriel! Most of the criticism comes from a place of envy from the lesser races. Stop relying on the heart of a long defeated deity and bask in the Anuic glow lest you face the wrath of the Aldmeri Dominion. Ps Golden Nazeem comment was funny AF!Ayriel forgive me! Oh I also like how my boy Taliesen was shown in the video, for that I honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
Even when he's finding reasons to hate the Altmer Dagoth Ur can't help but be incredibly complimentary in his descriptions. Also it sounds like a lot of this is coming from a trip to Alinor where he finally met people capable of out snobbing him, and he's a bit salty.
I don't know what to make of the picture for the phrase "they cling to their outdated customs and traditions" being an English celebration for May Day. Feel mildly attacked..!
And yet so many Skyrim fans hate the Stormcloaks because 'muh racism', conveniently ignoring the context of the wider Elder Scrolls series or being too ignorant to know better.
@@vexile1239 Taliesin? I'm pretty sure he is. *checks my playthrough* He is in my team. WHAT DID YOU DO TO TALIESIN YOU MONSTER?!?! (unless you mean that we're hiding him from the Thalmor, in which case. "Oh yea, you're right. *moment of silence*")
I mean, you got to admit that they're arrogance is at least a little justified considering they are bar far the most naturally gifted magic users that even a mere novice Altmer mage could be compared to say a newly appointed imperial expert mage at best.
Given that it's possible to take down Thalmor wizards, even when accompanied by their security detail with your BARE HANDS in game, I would say their gifts in any regard fall a bit short 😅
@@5und43 In fact, Thalmor soldiers and wizards start at a higher level and scale higher than Imperial and Stormcloaks. So they are the strongest among these three factions. If you think they are weak, it's because the Last Dragonborn is overpowered.
@@KupaMaster yeah, sometimes I forget that the last Dragonborn is a pain immune psycho that can heal from the brink of death on 100lbs of raw potatos in a single bite 😅
Now I am convinced that Lord Dagoth does regret that Neravar is not an Altmer. He wanted an 'Ebony and Ivory' kinda of 'relationship' with the Nerevarine. This sermon truly sounded like a praise in disguise to the pss elves.
Your vids are always a delight. Though, I would make a suggestion of improving upon the AI voice to more naturally convey tone and inflection. It'd add a huge depth of character to these videos.
Oh, how I wonder. To see the look on the Altmeri's faces when they come into contact with the Aeldari, hailing down onto the Summerset Isles in their voidships. Flexing their superiority upon the High elves
I'd rather see their first meeting with either The Angry Marines, or The Black Templars. See how superior the Altmer feel when they're staring down an Astartes.
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Altmer: "We've fallen from Godhood."
Dagoth Ur: "Skill issue."
Canonically it is actually a skill issue. Especially since I’m not sure their own plan for godhood would actually leave them in a good position.
@@noonenowhere877 The Thalmor's plan to reach godhood involves destroying the literal pillars/towers that keep the planet(and perhaps realm) in one piece. They already lost the Admantine Tower which caused enough damage to everything. The Thalmor are a frickin' death cult with political power.
"A race of golden Nazeems" is a sentence I didn't know I needed to hear until today
And just like that I'm going extra hard on the Thalmor on my current Skyrim playthrough
@@chadharger9323 I just remember that Bacon_ video where a Thalmor is killed after walking into a rock
Lord dagoth is spitting facts right here
More like just spitting 😀
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You're old.
How can a god be a hypocrite? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Foolish Altmer, thinking themselves so high and mighty yet never having even approached the steps of the Cloud District. Truly, the Nazeemer look down with pity on such inferior beings.
All shall honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned. Except the Altmer, who we shall integrate... into the fucking soil.
That will be sowed by Argonian and Khajit farmtools, now you understand Lord Dagoth's plan.
"number one... elitist attitude" LOL ok dagoth
"Reasons to hate all Mer:
- Pointed ears"
Can I get a rock and stone?
ROCK AND STONE
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
Even the dwemer?
ROCK AND STONE!!!
Rock and stone
Ah yes, the sermon we've all been waiting for...
Though recently I found an Altmer who wasn't such a lost cause: Legate (yes, as in Imperial Legion) Fasendil
Sinderion the alchemist was also a pretty decent chap.
The Psijic Monks are also a decent bunch as well. I mean they’re against the Thalmor and any faction that’s against them directly gets a pass in my book
@@barrydalton4743 Also the author of The Rising Threat was an Altmer. Dude tried to warn Tamriel but was largely ignored.
Saying he's not as much of a lost cause is like saying the mongrel dogs of the empire aren't as much of a lost cause (which he belongs to). Even farm tools have more use.
@@barrydalton4743 If you've played ESO's Summerset expansion you'd know their issue is the exact opposite the Thalmor have: the Order is hesitant to intervene in most situations, typically to a fault.
Still better than trying to undo Nirn obviously, but it sucks that the order seldom takes care of issues before they escalate. (even in situations where key players are ill-equipped to handle it on their own)
For some reason, the many angles / hiding places that Dagoth Ur peeks in the thumbnails is what gets me, usually with him yelling "N'wah!"
The Piss Elves do not Honor The 6th House, or The Tribe Unmourned.
I would like to see a video on Reasons to Hate Dragons which then followed by video with Alduin listing Reason to Hate Dunmer.
Dagoth Ur just described himself and the majority Dunmer too lol. Not that lord Ur was incorrect mind you.
That's why I found this video extra funny.
7:30 A High Elf Space Marine would be *I N T E R E S T I N G*
That's an odd way of spelling "heretical". On a completely unrelated topic, could you please face the wall? The commissar is coming to see you.
Putting an Aeldari in a suit of Power Armour would be like Buying a Ferrari and giving it a 48" lift and Monster Truck Tires...No self respecting Aeldari would be caught dead in Monkeign gear...they have their own gear at home.
Lord Guilliman would like that as well, alas.
2:30 Never thought I'd see Mikasa Ackerman in a TES lore video.
When Dagoth is using the 'human' term for anything you know he hates it.
Yep
I was expecting quite short sermon. "They exist." But again Lord Dagoth can come with more insight and eloquent delivery of facts, that this poor servant of the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned(tm) lacks.
Ever since the Altmer got their independent nation of Summerset Isles, the Empire has been endlessly funding its existence. If this keeps up, we won't have any Empire left!
Somebody should tell Pelinal Whitestrake about the Aeldari of Warhammer 40,000 and how their decadance tore a permanent hole in the fabric of reality and made an entite god of torture, adult activities, and general hedonism and excess...and how they blame literally everyone but themselves for this state of affairs.
How are you certain that he wasn't from 40k originally? It actually would make sense if you follow the time traveling robot idea.
Pelinal would turn into a second Khorne Flakes.
@@ElyseonKhorne Flakes? Are you fucking with me? Corn Flakes?
@@inkchariot6147That's how it goes, isn't it? Blood for the blood God, milk for the Khorne flakes?
@@ElyseonI guess he was kharn the betrayer.
Glory to the sixth house and the tribe unmoruned!
A whole race of golden Nazeems? Savage!
Came out swinging with “Piss Elves” 💀💀💀
Weren't the Chimer piss elves too then?
They got rid of the piss part
Yeah, but they got better
@@ZakeandZach Didn't they get rid of the piss part because Azura cursed them though.
@@jarrettodom3943She beat them repeatly with the ugly stick because of the Tribunal fiasco. I also believe the Chimer turned Dunmer treating the Khajiit as Farm Tools was another reason.
@@jarrettodom3943it's funny, considering that this curse is not really a curse. I don't recall ANY actual negative effects this "curse" have on Dunmer.
I've been waiting for this. We need a longer list.
Pelinal will add extras
Here early to praise the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned 🙌
You Honor the Sixth House
@@ZakeandZachDo I honor the Sixth House Lord Dagoth?
I expected Pelinal to join Lord Dagoth for this video.
I actually think the Thalmor are eventually going to do a Dwemer on themselves and 0 sum.
We are graced with another sermon; his magnanimity is boundless. My thumb is raised in honor of the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
Ocato was one of the only decent altmer on Mundus and the Thalmor had him assassinated for not being like the rest of them.
Nords: *Perhaps your and I are not so different after all Grayskin*
What a grand and intoxicating envy
The Emperor smiles upon this lecture! Talos be praised!
The emperor that let the thalmor walk with free reign through imperial lands? Who outlawed the worship of Talos?
Consider another Emperor, one far more godly than the fop ruling Cyrodiil. The God-Emperor of Mankind smiles upon hatred of the xenos. The stars belong to humanity.
@@dividewalker5673 glory be to Talos (and also Lorkhan)
@@dividewalker5673 all hail the God Emperor! Now, affix bayonets.
3:50 i mean, the human indians were basically falmer who could see before the Europeans arrived
So, is the joke here that each of these things could also be said about the Chimer/Dunmer?
Close. The full punchline(to me anyway) is that Dagoth is oblivious to his own(and many times the Dunmer) hypocrisy and double standards.
@@chadharger9323 the dunmer got gutpunched by life overall as well so while they might share in the flaws the altmer havent been beaten across the head by life like the chimer/dunmer has
What even are the Chimer?
@@bruhgod123 just Altmer Satanists basically. Except most Satanists you can meet are less racist than they were, or at least, less mask-off racist.
@bruhgod123 Dunmers before they turned grey due to Azura's curse. Almalexia is one.
Looks like the Altmer got both myself and Lord Dagoth Ur acting in a manner that doesn't honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
Translation for my fellow n'wahs who may have not been following all that Dagoth Ur said... "I hate them because they're like me."
AMEN DAGOTH IS REAL FOR THIS!!! HE IS A TRUE SON OF SKYRIM AND WOULD NEVER ALLOW HIMSELF TO BECOME A PUPPET OF THE TYRANNICAL PISS-ELVES (unlike the “empire”)
Hahaha you think that anyone needs a reason. What a grand and intoxicating innocence. This honors the sixth house and tribe unmourned.
The only time when I decide to play as the Altmer is when I decided that this time the hero of this game is going to be Elric of Melnibobé, with a mod that adds Stormbringer of course
Elven supremacy is the only truth!
Meanwhile the High Elfs:Look What they need to mimic a Fraction of our power.
PD:Not all the Altmers are Thalmors,the community has a lot of Issues with the High elfs,even Forgetting That the Bosmers and Khajiits are memembers With VERY GOOD AND LONG,relationships with the Altmers.
Everyone knows the Atmorans were the ultimate race. I mean - a handful of them destroyed an entire Meric civilization and pressed even the Dwemer. Tall as giants and white as snow - powerful warriors and great sailors and craftsmen. No race on Tamriel today can even compare to the Atmorans. Not even their own descendents, the Nords.
Yokudans:hold my beer.
Altmer:
7 feet tall
Lives to a max of 1000 years old
Born with skilled with a magic
Beautiful buildings
Beautiful women
Sweet drip
Born into a society that tells your the embodiment of perfection.
How could you not have a massive ego as a Altmer? XDDD
Elven Supremacy is the only truth!
Wait they have a 1000 year lifespan?
@@bruhgod123 Yes and even longer with the use of magic.
Wrong. they the average life sspan is arround 300 yrs. unless you are a mage.
@@draakoss1492 Source?
Be high elf:
7 feet tall
Perfect face
Immortal
Genius intellect
jfl at non altmer for thinking they can compete.
Still bleed though.
@@pelinalwhitestrake3367 Didn't you get beheaded?
6:28 Astarion? What are you doing here?😂
now we need 10 reasons to love dunmers
Dagoth Ur cant stop being based
I made a High Elf character Forrest who is humble, hates The Thalmor, worship Talos, & support The Stormcloaks.
I know, I know. You wanted to just make a Nord; but being 6'5'', 280lb shredded, golden, gigachad-chinned, and surging with magicka and superiority instead was too amazing to pass up.
Ha! You either die a hater, or live long enough to see yourself become everything you hate.
They're elves! That's enough reason to hate them!
1. They exist
2. They breath air better served for literally anyone else
Ur coping
In the dimly lit chambers, under the watchful gaze of ancient Aldmeri tapestries that lined the stone walls, an unnamed Dominion agent stood, their voice a blend of conviction and foreboding that echoed off the high ceilings. "The world will now and forever belong to the Aldmeri heritage; the Aldmer," they began, their tone imbued with the weight of centuries. "The Altmer are their rightful children, born of the purest lineage, destined to inherit the earth and skies."
The agent's eyes, gleaming with an unyielding fervor, scanned the assembly of cloaked figures before them. "Consider the chaos that engulfs this world, the strife and turmoil that beset every corner of Tamriel. It is a clear sign that the lesser races have failed to steward this land, a land that was never theirs to govern. The time for their rule is ending, and the era of the Aldmeri Dominion is upon us."
They paused, allowing the gravity of their words to sink in. "All the world will either be destroyed in its resistance or it will kneel to the Dominion. This is not merely ambition; it is destiny. The divine right of the Altmer, as decreed by the very essence of our Aldmeri ancestors, dictates our supremacy."
With a sweeping gesture towards the ancient relics and artifacts that adorned the chamber, the agent continued, "Our heritage is not just a testament to our past but a beacon for our future. The Aldmeri Dominion does not seek conquest for the sake of power. We seek to restore order, to bring about a new age of enlightenment that this world so desperately needs. An age where chaos is replaced with order, where ignorance gives way to knowledge, and where the lesser races can find peace under our guidance."
The room fell silent, the weight of the agent's declaration hanging in the air like a promise or a threat. "Let there be no doubt," they concluded, "the dominion of the Altmer will be absolute, for the blood of the Aldmer flows through us. Our legacy will be written in the annals of history, not just as conquerors, but as the saviors of Tamriel. The age of the Aldmeri Dominion is at hand, and all will bow or break before its might."
As the agent's words faded, the shadows seemed to dance with the flicker of torchlight, as if the very spirits of their ancestors whispered their approval through the halls of power.
Arch Mage Chatty GePeTus the fourth.
this was an awkward time to start an altmer playthrough
The reason why I hate the Thalmor is cause they're like the Brotherhood of Steel. They think all knowledge should be locked away. And only them are allowed to use it. Not to mention they stick their noses in literally every faction. And the reason why I say they're like the Brotherhood of Steel is cause if you have the knowledge or tinker with technology you're a threat. They think all knowledge should be theirs and no one elses. And if you resist you become their slaves, or even worse they'll kill you. Don't believe me look at Fallout 3 and New Vegas the BOS will use Slave collars. In my opinion The Thalmor and The Brotherhood of Steel are nothing but slavers who only want power for themselves. They're the most greediest characters in both Elder Scrolls and Fallout.
Looks like we got some angry lesser races here. Tamriel belongs to the High Elves!
Nice opinion, one small issue. FUS RO DAH!
If my Dragonborn sees them when strolling outside cities it is over quite quickly for them and the Vigilants of Stendar as well.
"They speak of their forebears with a reverence usually reserved for Gods"... oh mer the merity!
I don't get the whole Altmer hate. I love the Altmer. Didn't like the ESO fairy-tale architecture, but more so in the old lore, though.
Glory to Auriel! Most of the criticism comes from a place of envy from the lesser races. Stop relying on the heart of a long defeated deity and bask in the Anuic glow lest you face the wrath of the Aldmeri Dominion. Ps Golden Nazeem comment was funny AF!Ayriel forgive me! Oh I also like how my boy Taliesen was shown in the video, for that I honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
Even when he's finding reasons to hate the Altmer Dagoth Ur can't help but be incredibly complimentary in his descriptions. Also it sounds like a lot of this is coming from a trip to Alinor where he finally met people capable of out snobbing him, and he's a bit salty.
To be fair I only started playing an Altmer in ESO because I was really stoned and thought "High Elf" meant something else.
I don't know what to make of the picture for the phrase "they cling to their outdated customs and traditions" being an English celebration for May Day. Feel mildly attacked..!
And yet so many Skyrim fans hate the Stormcloaks because 'muh racism', conveniently ignoring the context of the wider Elder Scrolls series or being too ignorant to know better.
LOL I got to learn about some of this in the Apocrypha missions/books.
E.g. the Gray Quarter is a big sleeper cell.
I don't like the stormcloaks because they lack a proper plan for the future conflict, to me their dislike of other races is absolutely meaningless
Altmer and Daedra, the root cause of every problem in the Elder Scrolls universe.
bretons are high elves but not cunty and with a comfy medieval aesthetic
Dagoth must be jealous because altmer are actually a threat to humanity
Instead of constantly squabbling among themselves they achieved unity
remember the ayleid? now its altmer time.
Excellent sermon as always Lord Dagoth, glory to the sixth house and tribe unmourned!
I saw thalmor Tally!!! Taliesin is a joy!! He is the only Thalmor I will accept
He is not alive tho isn't he?
@@vexile1239 Taliesin? I'm pretty sure he is. *checks my playthrough* He is in my team. WHAT DID YOU DO TO TALIESIN YOU MONSTER?!?! (unless you mean that we're hiding him from the Thalmor, in which case. "Oh yea, you're right. *moment of silence*")
@@NaiyaBladesinger ah sorry I made a small mistake I was thinking of the dead dog of a thalmer that attacked a shrine of Talos in Falkreath Hold
Ah yes, 10 reasons everyone is jealous of me and my people.
I think I saw a Talos worshipper near the edge of the lava pool
Skeevers are stronger than the strongest Thalmor.
Astarion...
This sermon was too short
Pelinal you need to come back
Eloquently put as always, Lord Dagoth.
Lord Dagoth if you really want to honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned you should release the 8 Hour unabridged version.
Pelinal did nothing wrong
#7 the human empire is the one that is crumbling not the dominion
All I'm hearing is reasons to love the Altmer
*a high elf comes within olfactory range
Me: why do I smell piss and arrogance all of a sudden?
I mean, you got to admit that they're arrogance is at least a little justified considering they are bar far the most naturally gifted magic users that even a mere novice Altmer mage could be compared to say a newly appointed imperial expert mage at best.
Given that it's possible to take down Thalmor wizards, even when accompanied by their security detail with your BARE HANDS in game, I would say their gifts in any regard fall a bit short 😅
@@5und43 In fact, Thalmor soldiers and wizards start at a higher level and scale higher than Imperial and Stormcloaks. So they are the strongest among these three factions. If you think they are weak, it's because the Last Dragonborn is overpowered.
@@KupaMaster yeah, sometimes I forget that the last Dragonborn is a pain immune psycho that can heal from the brink of death on 100lbs of raw potatos in a single bite 😅
Lord Dagoth, I must ask, whose superiority complex is worse, the Golden Saints, or the Altmer?
I never needed a reason, but thanks dagoth. They cry out as they strike you.
Now I am convinced that Lord Dagoth does regret that Neravar is not an Altmer. He wanted an 'Ebony and Ivory' kinda of 'relationship' with the Nerevarine. This sermon truly sounded like a praise in disguise to the pss elves.
Your vids are always a delight. Though, I would make a suggestion of improving upon the AI voice to more naturally convey tone and inflection. It'd add a huge depth of character to these videos.
"The Sixth House is risen and lord Dagoth is its glory!"
Oh, how I wonder. To see the look on the Altmeri's faces when they come into contact with the Aeldari, hailing down onto the Summerset Isles in their voidships. Flexing their superiority upon the High elves
I'd rather see their first meeting with either The Angry Marines, or The Black Templars. See how superior the Altmer feel when they're staring down an Astartes.
Why is ragna the bloodedge killing elves
Reasons 1: N'wah
More like the reasons to absolutely adore the Altmer
Imperial hate sermon next?
Awfully arrogant for a race whose architecture boils down to bootleg Disney Castle meets bargain bin Rivendell
I mean, I didn't need any more reasons to hate them but
Piss elves were one of the worst of Jacob's creation
My altmer, member of the blades since oblivion era would be very confused
The fact that high elves are just a Golden type Mer is reason enough to hate them. Am I right my fellow Nord bretheren?
*Gods please let me be right*
Why do I feel like this is just projection? Have you seen how much the dunmer like to sniff their own farts?
Idk my altmer build that is a enemy of the thalmor is an amazing build
The irony of Dagoth ur, a DUNMER/CHIMER criticizing the Altmer for being RACISTS is just hilarious to me
So, when do we get reasons to hate Orcs?
Soon
ALTMER HATE VIDEO 😳😳😳
Indeed
This the first one I truly agree with, not that all your sermons aren’t perfect and infallible, Lord Dagoth.