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  • @lolno5733
    @lolno5733 5 років тому +4522

    i saw one comment that said “anyone have a good lasagna recipe” and someone replied with a full recipe, ingredients, directions, cook time and everything.

    • @siddhantbhattacharya9908
      @siddhantbhattacharya9908 4 роки тому +359

      Post nut generosity

    • @lolno5733
      @lolno5733 4 роки тому +70

      I'm here ever since quarantine the comments gettin MAD depressing

    • @43hi
      @43hi 4 роки тому +56

      I'm here I saw that one, it made me cry how everyone was cheering him but also because I am in a similar situation like him and I feel like all those comments were also for me

    • @imnotracist1992
      @imnotracist1992 4 роки тому +5

      I'm here and there were twice as much bots

    • @kingvolcanomusic
      @kingvolcanomusic 3 роки тому +5

      Whatchout for the bechamele :)

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 5 років тому +14642

    "With her consent? Yea. Otherwise? No."
    What a Gent.

    • @curtchildress7160
      @curtchildress7160 5 років тому +84

      But with women sometimes yes means no and no means yes...screw consent!

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 5 років тому +1254

      @@curtchildress7160 Dude. No.

    • @curtchildress7160
      @curtchildress7160 5 років тому +168

      @@spikegilfer1997 I was kidding! I never have crossed the line with anyone I've slept with. But the guy in the comment about posting a video of his girlfriend was pretty lame for sure, though he did consider asking her first I suppose...that's righteous. People do that stuff (home videos) though as sure as there are people doing professional porn...hence Pornhub and other like sites. We all watch that stuff and just use it for what it's worth then move on until a need to use it again...so goes our lives as men...no big deal.

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 5 років тому +159

      @@curtchildress7160 I figured, but wasn't certain. As you say, it's no big deal, just a misunderstanding.

    • @creeperminer2026
      @creeperminer2026 5 років тому +44

      He probably asks the pornstars for consent to watch their videos

  • @desteryouo3490
    @desteryouo3490 5 років тому +4857

    Dragonhunter007 is what true friends are like.

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 5 років тому +56

      Ah yes, the dragon hunter is a true bro. I too am a dragon hunter

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 5 років тому +22

      @@deathserpent9747 Im not dragon hunter, im McProngles, but hello i guess.

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 4 роки тому +3

      A real lad

    • @renameagain5808
      @renameagain5808 4 роки тому +4

      I am fat

    • @SS-tv5ge
      @SS-tv5ge 3 роки тому +1

      @@renameagain5808 Same

  • @jayhondares3146
    @jayhondares3146 5 років тому +5679

    Honestly the singing in the outro was really good but no one is really commenting about it

  • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
    @user-yo2lt8ch7v 5 років тому +5958

    I love how everyone on Pornhub seem to be nicer people than on UA-cam

    • @-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-
      @-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.- 5 років тому +219

      This is a big and happy family.

    • @adamwest8711
      @adamwest8711 5 років тому +161

      I’m always in a better mood when I’m fapping/have fapped/am about to fap.
      Unless I’ve got the house to myself and I CAN’T STOP FAPPING, EVEN THOUGH MY BALLS ACHE, MY RIGHT ARM IS NUMB AND MY PENIS HAS PINS AND NEEDLES!!!

    • @cryinghuman2964
      @cryinghuman2964 5 років тому +162

      Cuz porn addict is like weed they are more friendly

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +10

      @@kerengoemans1257 truth.

    • @stefanmakara373
      @stefanmakara373 5 років тому +24

      @@kerengoemans1257 wrong XD

  • @dianeaishamonday9125
    @dianeaishamonday9125 6 років тому +9360

    That last poem was bomb af someone give this person an award

    • @isuckatnames6078
      @isuckatnames6078 6 років тому +299

      He didn't write this himself. This is an edited poem of edgar ellen poe

    • @Bmanritchie
      @Bmanritchie 6 років тому +427

      Isuckatnames60 - Still a GREAT edit job of an existing material!

    • @Elintasokas
      @Elintasokas 6 років тому +41

      I knew it wasn't an original poem. Why? Because the writing was technically atrocious, rife with comma splices and with punctuation and capitalization all over the place. It would be a miracle, and an anomaly, if someone with such poor writing skills could write anything decent.

    • @ilikerocks2180
      @ilikerocks2180 6 років тому +26

      That guy shouldn't be there, he needs to get back to Oxford

    • @thisperson6800
      @thisperson6800 6 років тому +1

      Yes

  • @jungshuk
    @jungshuk 5 років тому +1263

    2:01 the way he says *seriously*... I can't 😂

    • @winchescumberholland5370
      @winchescumberholland5370 5 років тому +140

      Mmmm *Pathetic*

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 років тому +56

      Fronting around like some alpha male while Elizabeth performs her heart out

    • @sleepy401
      @sleepy401 5 років тому +41

      squilliam from spongebob

    • @samwich1981
      @samwich1981 5 років тому +13

      Eridan from Homestuck lmao

    • @abdurrahmanakal8266
      @abdurrahmanakal8266 5 років тому +12

      I remember reading that comment on Pornhub. (Not proud of it)

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 5 років тому +2865

    So, first they get off on the porn.
    Then they get off on subverting the expectations of their comment sections and actually being really chill.
    IQ 200

  • @lilwadwad4550
    @lilwadwad4550 6 років тому +3165

    You know something wrong when the pornhub community is better than the youtube community

    • @val5756
      @val5756 6 років тому +37

      LilWaad waad omg u right

    • @creed7970
      @creed7970 6 років тому +3

      Holy shit

    • @sandcastle1840
      @sandcastle1840 6 років тому +65

      More like hentaihaven
      -can I get an amen?-

    • @gilpita
      @gilpita 6 років тому +198

      shit you're right, other day i was "taking care of business" and stopped to read the comments, some guy was talking about his depression and some other guy wrote a 50 lines text helping him out and positive replies took over the comment section, i lost my will to fap that day

    • @lilwadwad4550
      @lilwadwad4550 6 років тому +2

      Fleivor lol

  • @creeperminer2026
    @creeperminer2026 5 років тому +1935

    That comment that said frick definitely got this video demonetized

  • @MYTUBE427
    @MYTUBE427 5 років тому +3002

    Quoth the server, 404, shiiiiiit that’s funny

    • @machixius
      @machixius 5 років тому +13

      ikr

    • @achintyaupadhyay5528
      @achintyaupadhyay5528 5 років тому +98

      That was actually beautiful.

    • @YUhave2Bawsome
      @YUhave2Bawsome 5 років тому +25

      xxx galore!

    • @shryoder
      @shryoder 5 років тому +32

      *That's a actually a twisted version of The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe...*

    • @timothyhoward6112
      @timothyhoward6112 5 років тому +73

      @@shryoder I think everyone is aware of that.

  • @deccy_boi5569
    @deccy_boi5569 4 роки тому +510

    I saw one once on 'Sharing the perfect redhead.'
    It said: "Why share a perfect redhead when you can share a perfect sandwich?"
    - comment by
    _SubwayEatFresh_

  • @jpearseed1179
    @jpearseed1179 5 років тому +5872

    I automatically trust anyone who uses "tiddlywinks" to measure an amount

    • @literallyabowlofcereal2559
      @literallyabowlofcereal2559 5 років тому +413

      What's your credit card info and how much tiddlywinks of money is on it

    • @shadowwalker3147
      @shadowwalker3147 5 років тому +92

      Johnny Pearseed what’s the expiration date and also give me the security code and the numbers on the back and also how many tiddlywinks of money you have in it

    • @literallyabowlofcereal2559
      @literallyabowlofcereal2559 5 років тому +109

      @@shadowwalker3147 thanks for sTEALING MY REPLY

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 5 років тому +29

      literally a bowl of cereal 6593 182314 02011
      Roughly $40,000

    • @skapadabna
      @skapadabna 5 років тому +18

      Your Typical Boss if thats actually it i swear to god

  • @mancheaseskrelpher8419
    @mancheaseskrelpher8419 6 років тому +2690

    That 404 poem is the most beautiful thing I've read in years.

    • @RichieDubbz
      @RichieDubbz 6 років тому +76

      Manchease Skrelpher its edgar allen poe the raven rewritten

    • @mancheaseskrelpher8419
      @mancheaseskrelpher8419 6 років тому +87

      I know.

    • @theali8oras274
      @theali8oras274 6 років тому +39

      It is , a tear almost reach the end of my eye

    • @gokula6375
      @gokula6375 6 років тому +18

      Damn I did this in English class...

    • @ashelynnnicole3716
      @ashelynnnicole3716 6 років тому +41

      What was the music playing as he read that poem?

  • @beamer295
    @beamer295 5 років тому +699

    3:10 can I get an amen for Sorrow’s singing

  • @milkapeismilky5464
    @milkapeismilky5464 Рік тому +387

    I really miss Sorrow. Crazy talented, hope he's doing well.

    • @Shadowgod1000
      @Shadowgod1000 Рік тому +27

      I miss him too mate.

    • @iharpo9292
      @iharpo9292 Рік тому +38

      Me too, if he never comes back to youtube ill be fine with it, i just wanna know hes okay because he brought so much joy to so many of us

  • @paulaguimaraes4087
    @paulaguimaraes4087 6 років тому +2562

    It’s funny how pornhub comments are some of the leat toxic comments in the internet

    • @Itamar536.
      @Itamar536. 6 років тому +297

      they all end out relaxed from a good squirt yknow

    • @TruBloodGaming
      @TruBloodGaming 6 років тому +102

      Paula Guimaraes then you havent been to the interracial section😂😂

    • @Itamar536.
      @Itamar536. 6 років тому +35

      Trophgaming 04 the anime profile pics are really that bad?

    • @baphomathedude8057
      @baphomathedude8057 6 років тому +46

      Paula Guimaraes I mean most just fapped and have to wait for the toxicity to regenerate.

    • @lumossk3657
      @lumossk3657 6 років тому +63

      Because all the sexual tension is released from excessive fapping. You will also realize that people on drugs are some of the most chillest dudes

  • @liampendergast8670
    @liampendergast8670 6 років тому +1275

    The Pornhub Community is one of the only few on the internet that's actually self aware.

    • @Waluigi_Wahp
      @Waluigi_Wahp 6 років тому +233

      That's only because most of the commenters are still experiencing that clarity you get after an orgasm

    • @DarkestofTimes
      @DarkestofTimes 6 років тому +44

      cman3032 I love this comment

    • @tgbberb277
      @tgbberb277 6 років тому +5

      They know they are disguisting

    • @frebes3353
      @frebes3353 6 років тому +5

      No offense, I'm not a pornhub type of guy, i use another site

    • @bundazy0133
      @bundazy0133 6 років тому +5

      dodo doic how are they “disgusting”

  • @literaltrash6546
    @literaltrash6546 5 років тому +762

    The singing of Africa in the outro was actually great lol

    • @WisamSafi1978
      @WisamSafi1978 3 роки тому +5

      I wanted to like this comment but it had 420 likes so it’s just perfect the way it is

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 2 роки тому +1

      ngl, i specifically didn't pause it at the end (like i always do) just so i could listen. lmao

  • @Dmazka
    @Dmazka 4 роки тому +114

    I once found Obi Wan Kenobi in the comments, he said “this not only breaks the rule of a Jedi but is also highly inappropriate”

    • @frogphroggee9879
      @frogphroggee9879 2 роки тому +2

      "So uncivilized"

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 Рік тому

      I wonder if he's the same one I see in UA-cam comments.

  • @Tevan1n
    @Tevan1n 6 років тому +3056

    Pornhub has a less toxic community than UA-cam, and this proves it

    • @bunkerdown8494
      @bunkerdown8494 6 років тому +416

      That's because they just jacked off.

    • @silentapprentice
      @silentapprentice 6 років тому +246

      All the faps bring peeps closer together.

    • @rafabuda0
      @rafabuda0 6 років тому +154

      Because no one becomes toxic when they have porn.

    • @Hostile2430
      @Hostile2430 6 років тому +193

      Because they release all toxic materials from their body after each session

    • @sabersahoge2695
      @sabersahoge2695 6 років тому +85

      porn brings peace

  • @CrystalKarma
    @CrystalKarma 5 років тому +775

    *_"Two tiddlywinks of cum"_*

  • @KuroNoUsagi
    @KuroNoUsagi 5 років тому +130

    "The Raven said nevermore" remix is quite lit

    • @ayczbx4652
      @ayczbx4652 3 роки тому +3

      You're quite lit fam

    • @KuroNoUsagi
      @KuroNoUsagi 3 роки тому +2

      @@ayczbx4652 No, you're lit!

  • @phranged
    @phranged 2 роки тому +56

    It's a good day when Sorrow tv is recommended once again, just like the time you first found him...

  • @jiasheng
    @jiasheng 6 років тому +751

    I'm pretty sure Pornhub is the place you need to be for the most intellectual and critical of conversations. Those guys really have wit.

    • @justsomestuff4971
      @justsomestuff4971 6 років тому +48

      chris from costco there was a study that showed that the smarter you are the more sex lust you have. That’s probably why there so damn smart.

    • @Kamikazeconman
      @Kamikazeconman 6 років тому +49

      chris from costco Really friendly community because everyone's happy from busting a nut.

    • @_peepee_
      @_peepee_ 6 років тому +48

      its because theyre writing them during that post-nut feeling when everything is clear

    • @thereddevils091
      @thereddevils091 6 років тому +57

      To be fair you have to have a high IQ to understand porn...

    • @RekUzumaki
      @RekUzumaki 6 років тому

      chris from costco And ass. There's alot of ass.

  • @Vooblebooble
    @Vooblebooble 6 років тому +22055

    How is it a website for adults has better comments then on a family friendly website?

    • @Vooblebooble
      @Vooblebooble 6 років тому +786

      Songbird Ct -The Kitty- good point

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 років тому +1227

      Hmm, I just realized... We need porn in the loading screens of multiplayer video games. Make all the squeakers go "ewwww" and leave.

    • @var1able73
      @var1able73 6 років тому +297

      L O G I C

    • @irukaio
      @irukaio 6 років тому +537

      manictiger You..are a fucking genius!!! Unless they're hitting puberty....

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 6 років тому +237

      Porn united all people......with plus side usefull comment

  • @harper_kenady
    @harper_kenady 5 років тому +160

    I don't if anybody has every said this but you low-key a great singer

  • @PizzaHutAsuka
    @PizzaHutAsuka 6 років тому +1871

    That Africa cover was actually pretty good.

    • @TronciM
      @TronciM 6 років тому +45

      Agdaan Ahaan no the song is called Africa which is by Toto

    • @randonumba
      @randonumba 6 років тому +21

      Agdaan Ahaan no its called africa by toto dumbass

    • @souljatortilla
      @souljatortilla 6 років тому +7

      homestuck is dead wyd.

    • @ciri151
      @ciri151 6 років тому

      No it wasn't

    • @michael9712
      @michael9712 6 років тому +3

      Brady Slimepoop It's smooth af

  • @d3generate804
    @d3generate804 6 років тому +1969

    The 404 poem is nobel prize worthy

    • @abdu9224
      @abdu9224 6 років тому +21

      corn Dude do you know the music playing in that poem bro ?

    • @AB-wm6hp
      @AB-wm6hp 6 років тому

      corn Dude exactly

    • @nekrotikon.
      @nekrotikon. 6 років тому +1

      Ãbd Øü i WANNA KNOW TOO

    • @tartarm
      @tartarm 6 років тому

      Truth

    • @theralhaljordan7337
      @theralhaljordan7337 6 років тому +9

      Yeah too bad they don't accept poems about your favorite porn video being deleted

  • @hieronymuth
    @hieronymuth 5 років тому +157

    n o t a g e r e s t r i c t e d

  • @martinbudinsky8912
    @martinbudinsky8912 4 роки тому +151

    2:48 Is actually pretty good... Damn.

    • @anonym.7597
      @anonym.7597 2 роки тому +2

      i can't take his name seriously
      edit: spellinf

  • @trigo8897
    @trigo8897 6 років тому +1470

    This gotta be the best recommendations on youtube i've ever seen.

    • @AlmightyHat
      @AlmightyHat 6 років тому

      Lorple ikr

    • @Kagiri
      @Kagiri 5 років тому

      Fr

    • @slink2070
      @slink2070 5 років тому +4

      So it seems ....*pirates of the caribbeans starts playing *

    • @kerrysun2647
      @kerrysun2647 5 років тому

      These are the videos on UA-cam that cure depression

  • @BBB-to4cc
    @BBB-to4cc 6 років тому +3255

    that consent comment restored my faith in humanity a little

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 6 років тому +100

      same fam. was glad to hear that

    • @BBB-to4cc
      @BBB-to4cc 5 років тому +111

      Siyovaxsh En-sipad-zid-ana Because some people get off on the fact something isn't consentual and that guy was doing the right thing

    • @a1rh3add
      @a1rh3add 5 років тому +19

      A large portion of the porn fanbase stood strongly against "the fappening." Myself included.

    • @a1rh3add
      @a1rh3add 5 років тому +7

      Leaked nudes are rape

    • @simplehealthyliving4681
      @simplehealthyliving4681 5 років тому +3

      *"Because some people get off on the fact something isn't consentual"*
      BBB,
      Seriously man I would like an answer. Since when is what you just stated is true? Are you talking about rough sex, dom-sub type thing? You do realize that it is all at least transactional i.e. pre-negotiated in a business-like manner and at best it's because the woman specifically wants to either be dominated by her man or she specifically wants to please her sexually dominant man by submitting to her. Either way, the absence of "consent" isn't really there. Same with rape fantasy videos - regardless of whether the guy wants and the girl agrees or whether the girl wants and the guy agrees.
      Your point is only valid in case of creepshot videos. Nowhere else.
      And no I'm not talking about legit criminal porn. I'm talking about the porn that is posted on porn sites in general.

  • @paddle_my_mad_laddle
    @paddle_my_mad_laddle 10 місяців тому +25

    sorrow truly was the man we needed but never deserved on youtube
    I miss this mans voice

  • @underscore2985
    @underscore2985 5 років тому +112

    Come for the reddit, stay for the Africa at the end
    10/10

  • @lirimibrahimi102
    @lirimibrahimi102 5 років тому +1203

    I use porhub comments to get inspiration because there are some true geniuses there.

    • @boatbeeprewl5979
      @boatbeeprewl5979 5 років тому +10

      Yup.

    • @coupleday47
      @coupleday47 5 років тому +4

      Ikr

    • @adibz959
      @adibz959 5 років тому +23

      I go pornhub just for the comment 😃😀

    • @carlos-ut4gr
      @carlos-ut4gr 5 років тому +45

      They are enlightened cause they are fully stress-free after being in there for more than a few mins

    • @simul8rduude
      @simul8rduude 4 роки тому +17

      It's honestly like one of the nicest communities in the internet. Lmao some of those comments are solid gold too.
      Who would've thought a little fucking would bring people together 😂😂😂

  • @IzanagiO
    @IzanagiO 6 років тому +1677

    With her consent yeah, otherwise no

    • @vickymedina7832
      @vickymedina7832 6 років тому +16

      Major Degurechaff I likes this comment but then disliked it so it could have 69 likes lol

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 5 років тому +11

      Vicky Medina You don't have to worry about that anymore.

    • @HEX33C1FF
      @HEX33C1FF 5 років тому +1

      I liked it so it would have 420 likes.

    • @IzanagiO
      @IzanagiO 5 років тому +3

      @@HEX33C1FF Take your like back please

    • @addangel
      @addangel 5 років тому +1

      that was so wholesome

  • @justsomesasquatch5467
    @justsomesasquatch5467 5 років тому +74

    2:59 can we get a conversation going about his name?

  • @FBI-sr2eg
    @FBI-sr2eg 4 роки тому +56

    Ok are we gonna talk about him singing Africa? Like if he made music I'd actually listen to it.

  • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
    @tennoshenaniganizer9234 5 років тому +3049

    I love how people use pornhub comment sections to discuss homework xD

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 5 років тому +6

      fuckin lol XD

    • @user-bl3fo7dz3o
      @user-bl3fo7dz3o 5 років тому +181

      Well, if you’re doing this instead of homework, might as well be hitting two birds with one stone.

    • @zacharys8141
      @zacharys8141 5 років тому +58

      Where else would you discuss homework

    • @sbstnpofadder
      @sbstnpofadder 5 років тому +35

      Nothing wrong with a little porn on the side whilst doing homework.

    • @KiomonDuck
      @KiomonDuck 5 років тому +3

      All the squares make a circle. Just saying.

  • @rasmustikka1505
    @rasmustikka1505 6 років тому +1564

    Pornhub's comment section is a true treasure trove

    • @radens._
      @radens._ 6 років тому +79

      Rasmus Tikka simply delicious

    • @hermitfox3053
      @hermitfox3053 6 років тому +1

      Clorox Bleach I see what you did there.

    • @BeanieGinger
      @BeanieGinger 6 років тому +5

      Splendid!

    • @filipkaczi
      @filipkaczi 6 років тому +2

      I am the pornhub-guabgalab

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 6 років тому +2

      "I am the yeast of through and mind"

  • @djbuton975
    @djbuton975 2 роки тому +61

    even after crying for 10 minutes, sorrow never fails to make me smile

    • @DaRealKovi
      @DaRealKovi 2 роки тому +6

      I know this is an older comment, but I hope you're feeling better now. I hope life goes your way!

    • @heliumpai7627
      @heliumpai7627 10 місяців тому

      Hope you're doing better now, mate!

  • @delcidkidv250
    @delcidkidv250 5 років тому +61

    That final poem was unironically good and funny.

  • @Neon-lt5jl
    @Neon-lt5jl 6 років тому +1638

    I like how in the pornhub comments people seem generally friendlier and more good spirited 😂

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 років тому +312

      Dick Whiskeythedrunkirishcop pretty sure if everyone had a good wank now and then we'd have world peace.

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 6 років тому +25

      lol jk jk

    • @paigeguillen4836
      @paigeguillen4836 6 років тому +132

      Yeah. Masturbating makes you nicer.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 6 років тому +32

      Dick Whiskeythedrunkirishcop. People get out their frustration before they comment but have to wipe off their keyboard

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 6 років тому +18

      fieldy409 exactly. Gotta rub one out like a man every once and a while.

  • @nicomila
    @nicomila 6 років тому +2994

    So we're just gonna ignore that's amazing outro?

    • @crackmonster_
      @crackmonster_ 6 років тому +20

      No werw not, and it fking amazing

    • @YaGurlTurk
      @YaGurlTurk 5 років тому +47

      He should honestly create a singing account as well

    • @sofiacosta6817
      @sofiacosta6817 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @narohato1749
      @narohato1749 5 років тому +32

      if it makes you feel better, the outro made me poot two tiddlywinks of cum

    • @TMM1003
      @TMM1003 5 років тому +2

      It's drag me away from you, not take

  • @landonthevii6322
    @landonthevii6322 5 років тому +143

    0:42 when you meet your math teacher on p0rn hoob
    When you meet your priest on p0rn hoob 1:18
    1:44 when you see that good kid with all a+ on his report card

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 5 років тому +7

      Don’t worry, that straight A kid’s doing more than just studying that late at night

    • @user-wu6gm3cw8d
      @user-wu6gm3cw8d 5 років тому +4

      gabino zarate cursed comments

  • @joshendogaming4909
    @joshendogaming4909 2 роки тому +13

    2:31 i like how he changes from British to straight Texan in only one sentence

  • @GsunnyGGamer
    @GsunnyGGamer 5 років тому +323

    The Pornhub comment section always restores my faith in humanity. Wish people were that nice on other social media platforms.

    • @clearestt6414
      @clearestt6414 5 років тому +4

      @Arwin Vatvani lmaaaao trueee

    • @donngodfather285
      @donngodfather285 5 років тому +1

      Hhaah, that comment is so true.

    • @lainhikaru5657
      @lainhikaru5657 5 років тому +2

      Well,pornhub is a social media...for perverts but still a social media :D

    • @Azlokeus
      @Azlokeus 5 років тому +2

      Lain Hikaru
      Not perverts, just regular men. 70% of men watch porn (actual statistical data, I’m serious)
      However, pretty much 99% of them lie about it.

    • @kittyunderwood8918
      @kittyunderwood8918 5 років тому +6

      @@Azlokeus women watch porn too btw

  • @lanam8595
    @lanam8595 5 років тому +2296

    This is surprisingly wholesome

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate 5 років тому +85

      Pornhub is the most wholesome site on the internet.

    • @justinDLew
      @justinDLew 5 років тому +38

      @@Good_Hot_Chocolate that is really ironic

    • @IWantToStayAtYourHouse
      @IWantToStayAtYourHouse 4 роки тому +89

      its called postnut clarity my friend

    • @habibbialikafe339
      @habibbialikafe339 3 роки тому +2

      Facts haha. It's amazing how great men are with post but clarity as the above comment mentioned

    • @garthvader9916
      @garthvader9916 2 роки тому +1

      @@justinDLew No it isn't. You're wrong. You're just wrong.

  • @TheCrimsonKey
    @TheCrimsonKey 3 роки тому +25

    That last one is more relevant than ever these days.

  • @gufsgrrrl19
    @gufsgrrrl19 2 роки тому +21

    Oh man, how I miss SorrowTV. 😥

  • @izzy_ondomink
    @izzy_ondomink 5 років тому +972

    I find it funny that Pornhub comments are more wholesome than UA-cam comments.

    • @masterssbbrawler
      @masterssbbrawler 5 років тому +60

      I mean, everyone there is about to or just nut, so everyone is in a good mood

    • @butteredsalmonella
      @butteredsalmonella 5 років тому +16

      Nutting hard calms your senses down by 69%

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +7

      These are just the cream of the crop.

    • @ReleasedHollow
      @ReleasedHollow 5 років тому +7

      Its like a trailer for a movie, they always show the best scenes in the trailer.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +1

      @@ReleasedHollow Exactly.

  • @crxstianalexandro
    @crxstianalexandro 6 років тому +3528

    Your cover of Africa was enchanting.

    • @AgentMikeboo
      @AgentMikeboo 6 років тому +15

      Cristian Ocholo Ikr

    • @yonil9
      @yonil9 6 років тому +79

      Honestly wouldn't be made if he released the whole thing

    • @ClaireAstora
      @ClaireAstora 6 років тому +102

      i want a full cover so bad

    • @kochtot1409
      @kochtot1409 6 років тому +4

      It sounded like Danny sexbang to me

    • @xavierbucher5405
      @xavierbucher5405 6 років тому +6

      seeyen ;; that's just because he layered his voice in the same fashion that Danny does with each vocal part being profound and sung by the same person

  • @derdork3233
    @derdork3233 Рік тому +4

    I once read a comment that was like:" i dont even want to f*ck. And i don't want to get f*cked. I just want to be loved and be safe."
    First response was: who hurt you, bro?

  • @nikeyboy5371
    @nikeyboy5371 Рік тому +4

    Just got this I’m my recommended out of nowhere and had to face the fact that this video came out 5 years ago…😨

  • @RamKumar-uq2gl
    @RamKumar-uq2gl 6 років тому +778

    "Such a vile language on a good Christian site like this? Despicable."
    *LMAO*

    • @weenuselbow5449
      @weenuselbow5449 6 років тому +6

      how do i get on his discord?

    • @Abhinav-rk1cz
      @Abhinav-rk1cz 6 років тому

      @@saidel8565 a muslim guy saying it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
      The IRONY 😂

    • @Abhinav-rk1cz
      @Abhinav-rk1cz 6 років тому

      @@saidel8565 me too 😁😂

  • @UpsideDownHamster
    @UpsideDownHamster 6 років тому +1141

    Dude that poem is actually pretty dope

    • @Meriphia
      @Meriphia 6 років тому +29

      Callsign Viper original is The raven.

    • @ysdk4853
      @ysdk4853 6 років тому

      Duuuudddeeeee papa?

    • @piejohn4499
      @piejohn4499 6 років тому +25

      It's just a different version of Edgar Allen poes "the raven"

    • @executablefiles3713
      @executablefiles3713 6 років тому

      beautiful

    • @emptycup4686
      @emptycup4686 6 років тому

      1000th like

  • @amberkelly3187
    @amberkelly3187 5 років тому +25

    Man, I am loving Sorrows harmonies. Definitely the best at these videos.

  • @gurgle382
    @gurgle382 3 роки тому +14

    In memoriam of the hub, Rest In Peace old friend...

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver 2 роки тому +2

      @@frenne_dilley there was a huge purge of a bunch of fucked up stuff and revenge porn etc

  • @audrey0554
    @audrey0554 6 років тому +5505

    Awe what a cute lil ending song, I sometimes forget that this meme machine has a great voice

    • @vixen_9962
      @vixen_9962 6 років тому +159

      The Queen How can you forget?? He sings every video

    • @The_NSeven
      @The_NSeven 6 років тому +86

      The Queen Africa is a great song!

    • @audrey0554
      @audrey0554 6 років тому +2

      Nikolaj Jensen I know right!! :)

    • @alexlovesfelix1769
      @alexlovesfelix1769 6 років тому

      +Draicor OH MY HODOBDBSBFKABA

    • @LegendarySuperVegeta
      @LegendarySuperVegeta 6 років тому +2

      The Queen "Toto Africa" look it up

  • @missmayfair2716
    @missmayfair2716 6 років тому +3538

    Can we appreciate the ending acapella?

    • @syko-bq5ng
      @syko-bq5ng 6 років тому +57

      Miss Mayfair yes, yes we can.

    • @JohnHenkamGangte
      @JohnHenkamGangte 6 років тому +5

      Miss Mayfair one word. acapella

    • @StevenRogers268
      @StevenRogers268 6 років тому +10

      Because you phrased it as a question, I feel obligated to say no now... so... no

    • @devidsardi5197
      @devidsardi5197 6 років тому +2

      Lmao cappella

    • @AllTimePvP
      @AllTimePvP 6 років тому +8

      Miss Mayfair AFRICCCCCAAAAAAAA

  • @Cinnabunr077
    @Cinnabunr077 Рік тому +5

    4 years have gone so fast

  • @EndraFae
    @EndraFae Рік тому +4

    I cant wait for you to come back one day :D You're like a mythical hero that is gunna save us from boring youtube content

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +392

    That poem is fucking legendary

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 6 років тому +5

      It's parody from the Edgar Allan Poes "Nevermore".

    • @eduardoarauz3155
      @eduardoarauz3155 6 років тому

      "Quothe the raven""404""".

    • @Abzeract
      @Abzeract 6 років тому

      +Mazaroth he has a pretty good restaurant I think around dolphin island Alabama I suggest the uhhh special burger I don't remember the exact name 4 stars on yelp

    • @maxusthebeast
      @maxusthebeast 6 років тому

      The Raven*

    • @Abzeract
      @Abzeract 6 років тому

      +Cooper Jones it's in South Carolina near charleston

  • @lfox02
    @lfox02 6 років тому +3447

    2:46 the poem killed it.

  • @BrethemJackson
    @BrethemJackson Рік тому +4

    2:02 Will always be the reason I come back and watch this video

  • @ZiggyStardustKitty
    @ZiggyStardustKitty Рік тому +4

    That outro.. gawdammit we miss ya

  • @nsan6460
    @nsan6460 6 років тому +2168

    They do have the best comment section!

  • @ghdelao
    @ghdelao 6 років тому +3019

    but seriously the Africa harmony at the end is the best part of the video

    • @hughdooley3249
      @hughdooley3249 6 років тому +5

      yeh

    • @bluerazz8860
      @bluerazz8860 6 років тому +2

      Tell me why u watching this and I saw you comment on a Jake Paul vid

    • @akpsyche1299
      @akpsyche1299 6 років тому +6

      Isaac Mejia he could have been asking #WhatIfHatersDabBack

    • @trizzo343
      @trizzo343 6 років тому +1

      Gabriel [REDACTED] Literally the reason why I gave this thumbs up 😂

    • @terrifyingnoise
      @terrifyingnoise 6 років тому

      Omg yes

  • @potato1674
    @potato1674 2 роки тому +8

    Bringing this comment section to 11,100 comments because I appreciate all the great videos sorrow tv made while he was here

  • @gokuss9999
    @gokuss9999 2 роки тому +3

    "I can't seem to find any cat videos"
    Just ask Shane Dawson, he'll hook you up

  • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
    @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 6 років тому +2653

    why is everyone on pornhub so nice

    • @starstone3620
      @starstone3620 6 років тому +509

      cuz they are watching porn witch can trigger a 'feel good' hormone in the body. so they are really nice

    • @starstone3620
      @starstone3620 6 років тому +105

      how is that LMAO? its not really funny..

    • @kyle0756
      @kyle0756 6 років тому +8

      its lmao because of her profile name

    • @legendarygamingchannel805
      @legendarygamingchannel805 6 років тому +2

      Kyle lin 😂😂😂😂

    • @zap2960
      @zap2960 6 років тому +1

      What?

  • @TomiAdewoleAdetom
    @TomiAdewoleAdetom 5 років тому +639

    That "quoth the Raven" freestyle was unnecessarily lit. Sheesh.

    • @jessehoffman3343
      @jessehoffman3343 5 років тому +19

      Edgar Allen Poe! Just read that shit

    • @cooliipie
      @cooliipie 5 років тому +8

      I figured it wasn't original. Damn

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 років тому +3

      Quoth the Raven...What the f*ck?

    • @jordanhasch2544
      @jordanhasch2544 2 роки тому +2

      I heard that on an EmKay video as well. Still fire af.

  • @lilbitofficial9334
    @lilbitofficial9334 4 роки тому +25

    0:46 explained it better than my teacher

  • @panuk
    @panuk Рік тому +4

    still holding out hope for a return someday

  • @dacianatrif490
    @dacianatrif490 6 років тому +417

    I love pornhub such a great community less toxic than UA-cam

    • @user-mc5pl6xk9x
      @user-mc5pl6xk9x 6 років тому +2

      M8 I don't watch it for the comments,I watch it for the feeling I'm not lonely in my life.And to fap too.

    • @theSceptile01
      @theSceptile01 6 років тому +10

      Dats cuz its a Christian site! Can I get an amen?

    • @ashtonhouran2210
      @ashtonhouran2210 6 років тому

      theSceptile01 YO! I'm a Christian and Pornhub is not a Christian site Lol!

    • @mysticpowerz808
      @mysticpowerz808 6 років тому +2

      theSceptile01
      Amen, brother
      Or sister

    • @gaganhk8176
      @gaganhk8176 6 років тому +5

      ashton houran no ur wrong, I'm a pure catholic Christian and I can confirm that the site is 100% legiy Christian, can I get an amen for Jesus rule 34?

  • @rolllikeabuffalo
    @rolllikeabuffalo 6 років тому +2194

    The cover of Africa was the best part of this video lol

    • @Arthur_TV
      @Arthur_TV 6 років тому +3

      if u liked the r/pornhubcomments part too lol I made my own with the top posts since this was made :)

    • @camilamargaritapereira447
      @camilamargaritapereira447 6 років тому +7

      I gave it a thums up just because of that

    • @Plainjoker
      @Plainjoker 6 років тому +3

      It’s really good

    • @st8of1der
      @st8of1der 6 років тому +2

      I'm not so sure if it's the best part but it was certainly good - perhaps up there with the 404 poem.

    • @Plainjoker
      @Plainjoker 6 років тому +1

      B. Arinze AzoroDavis alright mate we all have are own opinions

  • @sinistrality7883
    @sinistrality7883 3 роки тому +4

    too bad almost all of these comments are gone after the purge.

  • @sirstan4897
    @sirstan4897 2 роки тому +4

    Checked the comments for the first time and holy fuck they’re funny, a mix between people joking, bots and lonely guys saying weird desperate shit.

  • @POLO8072
    @POLO8072 6 років тому +2214

    Another please. Pornhub has one of the best comment section in history

    • @Max200012
      @Max200012 6 років тому +30

      Exactly

    • @Phantom-el6oe
      @Phantom-el6oe 6 років тому +61

      Paolo What about hentaihaven?

    • @bean108
      @bean108 6 років тому +68

      Porn sites have the best comments section. Hands down.

    • @fiatvoluntastua9183
      @fiatvoluntastua9183 6 років тому +16

      Paolo You need to check out LiveLeak’s comment section. It has me in tears sometimes. Tears of utter joy

    • @P1ay3r7
      @P1ay3r7 6 років тому +16

      Polish Phantom hentaihaven is clearly great, but its related to hentai. Pornhub... not necessarily related to porn (see math comment)

  • @legend2533
    @legend2533 6 років тому +648

    0:40
    *FINALLY I KNOW WHAT'S THE TANGENT LINE, THANK YOU.*

    • @skyepatry3864
      @skyepatry3864 6 років тому +2

      Low IQ =/= E

    • @adamlee4218
      @adamlee4218 5 років тому +18

      THATS NOT THE TANGENT LINE, IT'S THE SECANT LINE YOU GOTTA DO LIMITS FOR TANGENTS

    • @JLPicard1648
      @JLPicard1648 5 років тому +4

      Legit just take the first derivative to get the slope and then plug it into Taylor form y=y0-m(x-x0). m is the slope, which is the tangent, and then plug in the x and y coordinates of the point at which you're taking the tangent as y0 and x0. You could also simplify it into standard form of y=mx+b but most teachers will accept it if you leave it in Taylor form.
      Edit: Taylor form is y=y0+m(x-x0), I had flipped the sign somehow

    • @inon4037
      @inon4037 5 років тому +1

      @@JLPicard1648 y = m(x - x0) +y0 **

    • @JLPicard1648
      @JLPicard1648 5 років тому

      @@inon4037 dang you right. Got the sign wrong lol

  • @micahrambo6223
    @micahrambo6223 5 років тому +33

    Your singing is absolutely gorgeous when does the album drop

  • @angryninja6109
    @angryninja6109 4 роки тому +7

    Aunt jemimas pancakes said:
    Acting: 7/10
    Girls:8/10
    My pancakes 11/10

  • @kaija9035
    @kaija9035 6 років тому +621

    3:10 wtf this is so good

    • @AJ-xc4nm
      @AJ-xc4nm 6 років тому +4

      I know right

    • @totallynotlilly
      @totallynotlilly 6 років тому +2

      and peggy ua-cam.com/video/VvHi84Ivh-Y/v-deo.html

    • @alc1fer609
      @alc1fer609 6 років тому +5

      HE SANG IT WRONG THOUGH

    • @kaija9035
      @kaija9035 6 років тому +8

      Soundzie BUT IT WAS FUCKING MAJESTIC THO

    • @alc1fer609
      @alc1fer609 6 років тому +4

      IT DON"T MATTER IF IT'S WRONG, IT LOSES IT'S MAJESTY.

  • @minifridge337
    @minifridge337 6 років тому +18083

    *CAN I GET AN AMEN*

  • @LordMegatron-qk2gz
    @LordMegatron-qk2gz Рік тому +4

    I saw this vid years ago and found it really funny, but I eventually forgot about it. I'm so thankful I get to revisit this masterpiece again

  • @ainsleyhariott4353
    @ainsleyhariott4353 3 роки тому +7

    2:48 is way TO FUCKING REAL RIGHT NOW

  • @Steven-mk4gg
    @Steven-mk4gg 6 років тому +676

    "Quoth the server, ""404""
    So great

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 років тому +596

    I saw a really pleasant conversation about the persona games in these comments once

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 6 років тому +44

      Pajamapants Jack And all I witnessed was a gay furry roleplay.

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 6 років тому +8

      Pajamapants Jack Those games fuckin suck harder than half the women on that site

    • @lelouchlamperouge600
      @lelouchlamperouge600 6 років тому +38

      the persona franchise? nah dude those games are fucking awesome

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 6 років тому +7

      lelouch lamperouge I'm sorry my opinion is fact. Trying to argue is pointless

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 6 років тому +24

      Ku Ku Klock Actually you trying to argue is pointless because you aren't very good at it.

  • @ghostcloude7147
    @ghostcloude7147 4 роки тому +12

    1:32 sounded like one of Brandon Rogers characters

  • @SCP--sf3fu
    @SCP--sf3fu 4 роки тому +9

    "Too bad the videographer has Parkinson's."
    -Qasasa

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O 5 років тому +815

    I saw a comment once by BillClinton69 and he said "reminds me of my days at the White House" then someone replied "*oral house" and then someone else replied " these days the only thing Hilary blows are elections"

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O 5 років тому +10

      @@drnogueiras8783 i'm not the one who commented it although oral office is better

    • @bluestone9726
      @bluestone9726 5 років тому +7

      -oval-office-
      -oral-office-
      ORAL ORIFICE

    • @cuberoot7564
      @cuberoot7564 5 років тому

      pokemon blow to the polls

  • @joshsmith6135
    @joshsmith6135 6 років тому +356

    When the pornhub comments are more civilized than any other website

    • @mrfrost6211
      @mrfrost6211 6 років тому +2

      there abit sexual every now and then but i was just as shock

    • @BlazerT48
      @BlazerT48 6 років тому +28

      Maybe bc people had already jacked all their anger off when commenting

  • @LinkiePup
    @LinkiePup 8 місяців тому +2

    “Tiddlywinks” kills me everytime

  • @M_IAWIA
    @M_IAWIA 3 роки тому +8

    This one popped up in my reccomondations. Miss you Sorrow

  • @Despair505
    @Despair505 6 років тому +997

    That Edgar Allan Poe reference chilled me to the very core of my bones.

    • @BonelessBen
      @BonelessBen 6 років тому +61

      boner*

    • @thebunbun_
      @thebunbun_ 6 років тому +19

      Yeah that telled tale made my heart beat til' I went insane...
      Get it?

    • @cheesecrew
      @cheesecrew 6 років тому +5

      Its not funny if you have to say "Get it?"

    • @thebunbun_
      @thebunbun_ 6 років тому +3

      TheRealCheddar I know :3

    • @cheesecrew
      @cheesecrew 6 років тому +1

      Well as long as you know. Happy New Year!

  • @thesnowboundcabin
    @thesnowboundcabin 6 років тому +699

    QUOTH THE SERVER
    _404_

  • @mikaelasjunnesson4741
    @mikaelasjunnesson4741 5 років тому +14

    Came for the reddit content, stayed for the singing

  • @lesbowo7522
    @lesbowo7522 5 років тому +13

    Why was the singing at the end so good, I need a full cover

  • @sakurey.
    @sakurey. 5 років тому +2824

    *T W O T I D D L Y W I N K S O F C U M ?*

    • @UnfamiliarEyes
      @UnfamiliarEyes 5 років тому +179

      *p a t h e t i c*

    • @albedo9617
      @albedo9617 5 років тому +10

      Sauce to that

    • @Sara-fp1zw
      @Sara-fp1zw 5 років тому +4

      could you guess name of video ? if yes then share plz.

    • @OHSSVOH-xm8nv
      @OHSSVOH-xm8nv 5 років тому +8

      I woulda given her at least three

    • @davejones6245
      @davejones6245 5 років тому +3

      What's The Song That Starts At 2:48 Lol