I like to watch stupid people do stupid things after warning them it's a stupid idea, And starting UA-cam comment wars (usually by accident when forgetting most people can't understand a joke)
Gf and I both agree that person should get a date/will impress someone who is nerdy and into quirky shit like that. Well done, thoughtful/clever poem... even concluded with a rather poignant line.
@@thegreatskinkpriest8104 14 lines, iambic pentameter, 3 quatrains, ends with a rhyming couplet. Literally the format of an English/Shakespearean sonnet. Also it's a joke, dude. Don't take things so seriously 👍
I can’t tell you the amount of times I get the “you’re so pretty for a black girl” comment...it’s not a compliment. It’s sad to have to explain WHY. That level of ignorance is uncanny and I’ll never understand it.
@OfficialSmuglyFrog being racist means ur a snowflake who cant handle that people of other races exist and are human. Its dating down because racist people have 0 braincells left and cant comprehend that minorities are as human or more human than they are
@@oboss7740 at this point I genuinely cannot tell if the original reply was meant as a sarcastic sort of "I'm going to undercut your joke by playing dumb" joke, or a "I don't like your joke so I'm going to play dumb to insult you" joke or if I'm completely off the mark altogether. So I'm just going to not say anything further, 'cause I don't think this is going anywhere fun.
I'm just saying, that poetry stuff in the beginning was straight fire. I particularly appreciated the words "surely sought in jest." He was obviously poking back at her
An escort meeting an escort online and neither can figure out who pays. This is some weird almost universe destroying paradox stuff like matter and anti matter, a dehumidifier next to a heater, and needing scissors to open a package that contains scissors.
a dehumidifier next to a heater? do you mean an air conditioner next to a heater, or a humidifier next to a dehumidifier? Or have I missed some context cause I am in the comment section prior to finishing the video?
@@v0rtexbeater He has clearly shown to be a creep. So... I suppose he could have been into necrophilia. I suppose she was lucky he wasn't. I prefer necromancy. Having sex with corpses is weird. But reviving enough skeletons to have an entire army so I can take over the world... That just sounds really, _really_ fun. Hail Sithis.
How tf is dating a black girl "dating down"??? If she's cute and cool idc what color her skin is. Excluding a good girl (or guy if you like guys) for being a different skin color or race is petty
Transformers, robots in your eyes. Transformers, robots and some fries Transformers, row boats in disguise. Transformers, rabbis in disguise. Lamp formers, robots in disguise. it's 5am. why did I type this out instead of sleeping?
Oversized ego of many women (I assume men too, but that wasn't my target group so...) is the reason why I stopped. Way too often when I said, "I don't feel it, but you're cool and I'd like to remain friends," they got offended as if I slapped them in the face with my Johnson. Others never replied again, which is fine. The self-righteousness was just too much, though.
5 good singers that’s aren’t known more are - Cavetown - GhostbustersVHS - (Band) American Pleasure Club - Abbey Glover - Emmanoodle - Dodie Clark - SorrowTV
If the location for the first date matters so much that you would reject the dude on the spot (unless its a really bad place) then you probably should reconsider your attitude...
Oh. I probably didn't see that as racist because I'm so used to statements like that. Asians seem to be much less sensitive about race than westerners (by average mind you, not trying to be racist, just an observation).
Pleep Plop i agree that people shouldn’t be so sensitive all the time, but if i was the black guy in that situation, i would be turned off immediately by that backhanded compliment lol
There was a tiny piece of a string (I’m sewing and outfit for my dog; don’t ask) on my screen and it made it look like the girl in the pfp at 9:10 had a beard. Just wanted to share that.
That girl asked for iambic pentameters and that guy gave her some amazing iambic pentameters. IF SHE DOESN'T MARRY HIM, I WILL. THAT DUDE IS THE ABSOLUTE DREAM OF EVERY PHILOLOGIST OUT HERE!!!!!!!!
Haha yea back before I was married, I was on OKCupid. There really are cu*ts who sound like they expect YOU to be creative, chase them, and come up with everything, or else you're not "worth their time". And it's funny because if you do meet one like that, they end up having the most bland personality. I don't miss those days haha
Omg, my kid brother is on tinder and has the exact same problem. They want him to entertain them, excite them, and plan out their first conversation like it's a proposal for UA-cam. But they offer nothing because they "are kinda pretty and not like other girls hur hur hur" Yuck
My experience on okc: Him "what would you wear if we wrestled?" Me "is that an innuendo or you mean like actual wrestling?" Him "actual wrestling. What would you wear?" Me *curious* *sends selfie in batman onesie* I soon admitted I wasn't interested, but I don't regret that conversation, I hope that guy found his wrestling soulmate ☺️
"What are you going to do if I get rock hard from smelling your hair?"... "Uh, Mr. President, not now. There are more executive orders you need to sign..."
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"you seem really intelligent and not ghetto for a black guy"
*Insert John Mulaney "now we don't have time to unpack all that!"*
Just throw the whole suit case
The amount of racism from online dating as a black person is really... exhausting
@@Feliciatanktop it really is
@@Feliciatanktop TIP: Never go on online dating sites. Follow this tip from now on. Online dating sites are fucking trashy.
Seriously, I've found like 5 John Mulaney references in SorrowTv's videos, I thought I was going insane
"Why two kids before you're legally allowed to drink"
Daaaaaaaayyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuummm
Oof!
They're gonna need some aloe for that burn
that belongs on /r murderdbywords
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
That Lady was Lightly toasted before being sent to the depths of hell by the savagery of the knight we call: *skinny jean the III*
My favorite thing is when people are blatantly racist and don’t understand why people get pissed.
The ones that tried using racism as an icebreaker were pretty baffling. The responses they got were pretty hilarious though lol
I like to watch stupid people do stupid things after warning them it's a stupid idea,
And starting UA-cam comment wars (usually by accident when forgetting most people can't understand a joke)
@
MacyPooh196
It happens all the time.
You actually believed that...? Lmao 😂 people are so gullible these days.
“Wow, I usually hate negroes, but you act pretty white for your race! :) Would you like to discuss the benefits of slavery?”
Yo that iambic pentameter was legitimately excellent.
Low key yeah
That might have been the best post in this vid.
Gf and I both agree that person should get a date/will impress someone who is nerdy and into quirky shit like that. Well done, thoughtful/clever poem... even concluded with a rather poignant line.
I love the Skyrim music in the background.
That was hella cool, I need to relearn it
_"Why two kids before you're legally allowed to drink?"_ I literally paused and said, "Oh shit."
oof
Love your profile pic!
And then everybody clapped.
@@CJones-ct8em r/nothingeverhappens
That was amazing
"Why two kids before you're legally allowed to drink" O O O O O O F
*O O O O O O O O O O O O F F F F F F F F F F*
I
*F*
@SCP- 000 *Y*
NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!!!
So my brother was totally in this one, and I forgot to include that in the title. Not like he has a UA-cam channel yet or anything, so he ain't mad
dope.
lmao ok
Hi
If I was him I would sue you like the generation of youth these days can't respect others
Pin it tho?
Mad respect for the dude who busted out the Shakespearean sonnet
@@thegreatskinkpriest8104 14 lines, iambic pentameter, 3 quatrains, ends with a rhyming couplet.
Literally the format of an English/Shakespearean sonnet.
Also it's a joke, dude. Don't take things so seriously 👍
@@daypsiequartz gottem
@@daypsiequartz Damn they deleted their post, what'd it say?
@@bubbles2319 they just said that it wasn't a Shakespearean sonnet.
I WANTED TO SEE THE REACTION
TIP:
Don’t tell someone they look good for whatever race they are.
Aaron Kempster I'm sad we have to say this.
I can’t tell you the amount of times I get the “you’re so pretty for a black girl” comment...it’s not a compliment. It’s sad to have to explain WHY. That level of ignorance is uncanny and I’ll never understand it.
exactly! just tell them they look nice.
Maybe it's for the best? Kinda lets you dodge a bullet, by knowing right off the bat that they're scum.
@@Ratty_Mask you look nice considering the fact your a earthian(idk)
"Dude, youre almost 30! Why the skinny jeans?"
"Because i can. Why 2 kids before you're legally allowed to drink?"
*Ooooh, that hit hard*
The onion line has me dying
It had me in tears
OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS!!!
*LAYERS!!! onions have LAYERS.*
[Firstname] [Lastname] I might put it in my okcupid bio
I read it as “the first onion line has me dying” and restarted the video, frick you.
Also, dating a racist dude is automatically dating down unless you are also racist.
@OfficialSmuglyFrog being racist means ur a snowflake who cant handle that people of other races exist and are human. Its dating down because racist people have 0 braincells left and cant comprehend that minorities are as human or more human than they are
Ok so i be racist then :D
_I hate all of you_
New take: dating a racist person makes you also racist
@@asealdenmogd4232 oooh edgelord
That sonnet was actually pretty good.
yeah, I was like daaaamn, das some shakespeare shit there, iambic pentameter is the best shit to listen to when it's done well.
Pretty sure he stole that.
If he did I'd be glad if you could tell me the source. I was looking for it but couldn't find it.
Fraser McFadyen right? I mean she asked for it.
Dude, are you kidding?! It was AMAZING! Btw I need sauce too if it's "stolen"
"Hey you're [compliment] for a [race] guy."
This does not work. Instead of it sounding like a compliment, it sounds like an insult.
It is an insult, passive aggressive does not make it not an insult
It's a shame that this still needs to be said.
Hey, you're pretty fly for a White guy!
Because it is
From the creators of a "you're pretty [compliment] for a girl".
Jesus, people... Telling someone they are (insert quality) for their race is not a compliment...
ur hot for a white guy
You're pretty perceptive for a youtube commenter.
fuck
"you're pretty smart for a black guy" ..oh no
your profile pic is moon man
Is r/ascist a thing? I feel like it should be a thing.
Oh man. That would be the biggest category on Reddit. The internet is partly known for random racism.
@@oboss7740 it is
A
Pun
@@angryyogbuscus1578 wooooooooooooosh
@@FrancisR420 so the joke is that they... didn't get the joke?
@@oboss7740 at this point I genuinely cannot tell if the original reply was meant as a sarcastic sort of "I'm going to undercut your joke by playing dumb" joke, or a "I don't like your joke so I'm going to play dumb to insult you" joke or if I'm completely off the mark altogether.
So I'm just going to not say anything further, 'cause I don't think this is going anywhere fun.
Okay but that dude did so well with the whole Shakespearian sonnet
zombiegorecheese me too
Honestly if someone approached me like that I would be more likely to give them a chance
That necrophilia comment was surprising and funny.
Mood -also, I LOVE your PFP-
Oh God that was genius
This is refreshing
I'm just saying, that poetry stuff in the beginning was straight fire. I particularly appreciated the words "surely sought in jest." He was obviously poking back at her
casadilla111 but the sad thing is, even though she expects that shit in order to be interested in a guy she probably replies "k" more often than not.
r/niceguys ^^^^^^^
r m pThats a girl, dude.
@@ChiyoBebe. r/nicegirls ^^^^^^^
Bella Konrad It’s true though, Girls say k.
95% match with your own mother? Even Freud says YIKES to that one.
OH GOD
"I got catfished but she got weed so its coo"
*IMPROVISE ADAPT OVERCOME*
Family Guy: [We have the technology, but don't wanna spend a lot of money.]
*OVERCOME ADAPT*
Im choking
Dad?!?!
DIO
thank you dio, very cool
“You’re pretty cute for-”
STOP. Just. Don’t continue.
For an ugly guy
You’re pretty cute for a b
“You’re pretty cute for a human.”
@@technoalchemist4402 that would scare off everyone
@@elijahvalongo9528
LMAO
They don't let me on dating websites anymore.
That's because of soothouse doing the furry stuff.
Wilbur Soot ha loser you arent even verified ha gay
Just wait, they'll not let you in a 5 mile radius of a primary school too
Wilbur Soot : It's okay there many fish in the sea, just dry the ocean up to get one easy though
But your hot! I'm not alone on this right?? Everyone thinks Wilbur is hot?
that iambic pentameter was genuinely dope though
I see why you have this private account
The sonnet guy is a legend
Next Shakespeare is on a dating site
I know right that shits fire
Ngl I'd give a first date for an original sonnet
The guy with the complimentary tango lessons as well XD
Give both the Pulitzer award!
Strategic "oof" is on point.
Honestly my favorite part of any of those videos.
Oof
Oof
Oof
Oof
Daemon Afterdark ooooooof
An escort meeting an escort online and neither can figure out who pays. This is some weird almost universe destroying paradox stuff like matter and anti matter, a dehumidifier next to a heater, and needing scissors to open a package that contains scissors.
a dehumidifier next to a heater? do you mean an air conditioner next to a heater, or a humidifier next to a dehumidifier? Or have I missed some context cause I am in the comment section prior to finishing the video?
kamenridernephilim r/whoosh
The dude was trolling her
Almost positive she wasn’t an escort and the dude was trolling her
It's still a funny paradoxical scenario even if it's fake
The response to the hung guy was great, good way to creep a creep out
Or turn him on
@@v0rtexbeater He has clearly shown to be a creep. So... I suppose he could have been into necrophilia. I suppose she was lucky he wasn't.
I prefer necromancy. Having sex with corpses is weird. But reviving enough skeletons to have an entire army so I can take over the world...
That just sounds really, _really_ fun.
Hail Sithis.
"I'm really 16 but act 21"
Wow, so mature!
so a 16 year old that drinks beer?
Hondo the Razor
slid right into prison
The FBI should be knocking at my door any minute now.
Guy I responded to deleted his comment, nice.
I'm 27 but I act like I'm 25.
"She got weed tho" 😂
she cool
@@The-ft9zv oh.. let me adjust something
u got weed tho?
Gave this the 666th like, this is epic
@@Albert._ it has 969 likes now
I got a bunch of weird looks recently during lessons because I randomly started chuckling from the “DOUBLE DOOOOWN” line out of nowhere
Does anyone know where that's from?
the liam neeson one got me, the pickup line was amazing and the response was equally amazing. relationship goals
How tf is dating a black girl "dating down"??? If she's cute and cool idc what color her skin is. Excluding a good girl (or guy if you like guys) for being a different skin color or race is petty
WoOoO yOu ArE DiScRiMiNaTiNg Me BcUz I'm AsExUaL WOoOoOoOoOoO
It's called being a "nice guy"
Malakai *WE MUST RISE AGAINST THIS*
Not just petty.
Weird & evil to call it “dating down”
Dating a racist is dating down
The fucking Transformers cover changed my life. Been singing it like "Transformers, they came from the sky" for 15 years now.
Tipsy River that works just as well 😭👌👌
Transformers, robots in your eyes.
Transformers, robots and some fries
Transformers, row boats in disguise.
Transformers, rabbis in disguise.
Lamp formers, robots in disguise.
it's 5am. why did I type this out instead of sleeping?
Leaf Maltieze because nobody here has a life
trans boy
Robots into guys
What is it with these people who seem to think racism is a good pick up line?
Nope. Ikr like the man saying he's "dating down" and the woman saying the black man seems smart
shut up blackyn
If you marry me ;) You get 50% of my white privilege
Error: Unknown User LMAO
I’LL TAKE IT MASA
8:57 "vader" is actually the Dutch word for "father" so she basically called him "daddy."
Darth Daddy
I'd definitely say yes to anyone who sent that sonnet to me
Nah im too stupid
Da CookieGod honestly if you need to resort to sonnets to win a girl over, I say go all the way like that dude did
I'd give him a chance, the guy put the work in.
Matthew Cloutier nah I cant make a sonnet
But copy and paste can help!
Creampuf1977 I know right?
The singing isn't even ironic anymore, it's intended to be good
I don't like it.
Vaping Fury What subreddit cringe culture do you come from
I don't like it and that's it!
The sonnet was actually pretty good tho
Ya Boi Solzhenitsyn yeah that one probably took a while
I wish I had SorrowTV's level of vocal range, the things this dude can do with his voice is incredible.
But what the mouth (mask) do? ;)
I love how he says ‘complimentary tango lessons’
all of these "smarter than average black guys" should have responded with "AYY YO SHOWDY WAT IT DO?!"
Would've been perfect but idk if they would've responded back after that LOL
@@ambersomething1693 hows that a yikes?
I've got a friend that responds to anti-Asian racism with the effect of "OHHHHH, YOU WANT EGG RORURU?"
Ey where da white women at?
That Skyrim tavern music tho 👌🏻
ayy i noticed it too and suddenly felt a strong need to play skyrim...
lmao I watched this right after playing, not knowing that that would happen
King Dededinkleberg THE DRAGON BORN!!!! DOVEKIN
Kayleigh • Ik, hit my feels
Yesssss
“I’m going to jump out a window now”
Sorrow tv: well that was funny-
*this user disabled their account*
Yes. That was the joke. Thank you for repeating it
Thanks I didn't watch the video
Never stop singing Sorrow it’s the highlight of my day
thats the only reason i dislike his videos
Moises Soto because he sings better than all of us?😢😢😛😆😆😆😆
its still not good and very annoying to be turning the volume down each time he does his high pitch singing
+Moises Soto honestly, if I hated his singing, It'd be because he's a way better singer than anyone in this comment section combined.
Ahhhh the open racism! Reminds me why I stopped dating online.
Schuyler Dade stop being black
Clearly the only solution
Oversized ego of many women (I assume men too, but that wasn't my target group so...) is the reason why I stopped. Way too often when I said, "I don't feel it, but you're cool and I'd like to remain friends," they got offended as if I slapped them in the face with my Johnson. Others never replied again, which is fine. The self-righteousness was just too much, though.
Oh I stopped because im 9.
I mean at least they're open with it.... I guess. The process of elimination happens faster.
"I bet you live at home" That's a pretty fair assumption.
Error: Unknown User I bet you drink water you ice blood consumer
I bet you eat food, you probably not-vegan.
No, “I bet you talk to people” is even better.
Nick Crane I bet your heart pumps blood, you aristocrat
I bet you comment on youtube you loud mouthed bass
"I was just being nice!"
*Proceeds to call dating a black person "dating down"*
Yeah, that was the whole point.
When he says "wtf" at 6:47 it sounds like the same guy who said "wtf richard" on that old vine
Richard
yES
Tiger Master 6:45*
I just looked that vine up now and holy shit you're right
“On that old vine” 😪 man i guess it has finally come to that
*double dOWN on that loneliness*
and Peggy, the schuyler sisters.
wORK WORK
ANGELICA
WORK WORK
E L I Z A
*A N D P E G G Y*
Angelica!
Eliza!
and *Peggy*
Oh boy! I love race cards! Vrrroooooooomm
WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY?
O shit papercut
I heard Sorrow's "OOF" in my head
Cards ._.
1000th like
4:37 I checked the date on a calendar and it was in a Tuesday which means that their manager messaged them DURING WORKING HOURS
I'm sure there's some kind of place that opens around 9-10.
"Complimentary tango lessons?"
I would sooo take that! Lol
Wow, you enunciated the iambic pentameter in the correct way.
That’s really difficult, I know because I’ve tried.
*_complimentary tango lessons?_*
Okcupid, more like "OK then, cupid..."
My African-American roommate definitely overheard the wrong part of this...
Moving Parts Gaming yay 100 likes
IM SO HAPPTY U DIDN'T DITCH THE SINGING
Francesca Payette the singing gives me life
"I got catfished, but she got weed tho so we cool".
Damn... I have no words for that.
Definition of true love
"Double Doowwn on that loneliness! Double doooowwwnn" I am crying X D
Stay woke
Or be broke
*They gon' find ya*
I’m currently on the sixth level of *woke* right now, please send help…I haven’t slept in 3 months…
Says the human/sheep hybrid playing the guitar.
Dirty Giraffe says the dirty giraffe
5 good singers that’s aren’t known more are
- Cavetown
- GhostbustersVHS
- (Band) American Pleasure Club
- Abbey Glover
- Emmanoodle
- Dodie Clark
- SorrowTV
*7
Cavetown is such a bop
Carrot Root ManBoy that's seven
I know almost all of these!
Ok so is this a joke? I dont get it, if it is, that is.
Your singing at the end frightened my mother's dog
This is hilarious
Max Palmer WHY DID YOU PUT THIS ON UA-cam? I laughed... a little... its like 3:00 am for me wtf.
7:23 Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat right over there?
You're not Chris you're Duly.
If the location for the first date matters so much that you would reject the dude on the spot (unless its a really bad place) then you probably should reconsider your attitude...
why is everyone on okcupid racist lololol
I get that first guy was racist. But that asian girl tho, I dont get it. what was racist about her?
Oh. I probably didn't see that as racist because I'm so used to statements like that. Asians seem to be much less sensitive about race than westerners (by average mind you, not trying to be racist, just an observation).
Pleep Plop i agree that people shouldn’t be so sensitive all the time, but if i was the black guy in that situation, i would be turned off immediately by that backhanded compliment lol
I guess you could also say that for a lot of people on really any social media website
StopReadingThisUsername there was just an exceptionally high amount of racists in this video than other r/ vids i’ve seen.
*Plays the race Card*
Sorrow: Artistic screeching
Don't think she was actually playing the race card. He said he was dating down because he was white and she was black.
UB3RFR3NZY Thats what i assumed would be derived from my joke, i see where you're coming from, but i thought my joke was pretty clear
Artistic screeching... Clever.
Cake Pop Artistic. 3:25, that is art
8:14 That was actually adorable. I hope they got together. XD
Now I wanna know what that dudes thing was about Donald Glover
same
i just might try to match with him to hear the story.....😂✌️
Donald Glover is the best
"He looked at the hand the Lord gave him and he ... doubled down!" 😂🎶
Did he just harmonize with himself? Baller.
SorrowTV's brother was in this.
...at least I think it's his brother, sounds like him from the r/KenM video.
Yep
i’ve listened to this so many times and only realized there were two voices talking
The escort bit is killing me 😂😂😂😂
cash
Joe-Francis Kiaga No you pay me
That guy was smooth af.
the onion thing is gold
I liked the part when Megatron told Optimus that it's all over but ended up getting knocked the fuck out by Optimus
The necrophilia one had me WHEEZING
The redbone cover we didn’t know we desperately needed
3:26 is r\murderedwithword
Oohhh the Taken one was actually really funny
There was a tiny piece of a string (I’m sewing and outfit for my dog; don’t ask) on my screen and it made it look like the girl in the pfp at 9:10 had a beard. Just wanted to share that.
I'm sorry, you can't just post on the internet about sewing an outfit for your dog and not expect demands for pics when it's done.
Also, that's a mood, I crochet while watching Sorrow's videos all the time and I find up with little bits of yarn everywhere.
tbh that iambic pentameter was p impressive.
Bloof the Poof agreed
I don't even have a vag and I'm wet.
He actually did it in Iambic Pantametre, dude is that needy to make every fifth syllable stressed and unstressed
That geology pun 😂😂😂
FIVE FACEBOOK LIKES
granite, it's a good one
Well i need a pun, so I'll just cobble up a reply.
Honestly should've won her over with that lol
prolly copied it of the internet tbh
I love the Skyrim music
Damn that outro had my wig snatched to another dimension
@thejrr there's an artist named Elena Sai. A Google search should pull up a lot and you'll find the art 😁
Jennifer same girl 😂
How to insult a fan of Liam Neeson when he asks your favorite Liam movie: The Phantom Menace.
Ryan Black midichlorians
Ryan Black I mean he was one of the best things in that movie
Too right, Rhys
Shout out to Rin-Rin for the Win. They've been here forever. I like them a lot. I hope you see this
0:01
well,i'm not a Transformer
But i have a trans daughter,so i Guess that makes me...
*T R A N S P A R E N T ;)*
One Menacing Shitpost sometimes the name is completely true
Your joke hurts me inside. I love it. Your kid has a great parent
Damnn nice dad joke
@@HelghastStalker *INTERNET TROLL ALERT* DO NOT ENGAGE! REPEAT! DO NOT ENGAGE!!
Kurt -051 How does it feel being so blatantly anti science and douchey :)
Can't give a dad joke if you don't have a dad :/
That's the joke
im your dad now hi son
La Di Da Di
Wow, that's unnecessarily racist
La Di Da Di
Saying you wish a certain race would die out? Yes, that is racist. And it was unnecessary, since I was making a *joke*
La Di Da Di
I *never* said a certain race was fatherless? I don't know where you got that from, buddy.
Okay but if someone sent me a sonnet as good as 0:50 I would literally kneel down and ask to marry them.
Bigg Same though.
Singing Redbone after Donald Glover was very briefly mentioned in the early part of the video was some subtle genius.
That girl asked for iambic pentameters and that guy gave her some amazing iambic pentameters. IF SHE DOESN'T MARRY HIM, I WILL. THAT DUDE IS THE ABSOLUTE DREAM OF EVERY PHILOLOGIST OUT HERE!!!!!!!!
Iambic. Iambic.
Pentameter. Pentameter.
Idk if this is a joke?
I'm sorry yambic?
Alright, calm down.
3:00 "I bet my bottom dollar you also live at home" What does that mean? We all live at home
Trevor Werner homeless people dont
I think it means “Parents home” but I’m still unsure
it means parents home but its a rlly annoying phrase bc it doesnt make much sense lol
scarlet jjh It really doesn't make sense
If you're both escorts you cancel each other out, everyone knows this.
Two negatives make's a positive right?
Sleeman hiv positive, am i right?
Dan Hurd OHHHHHHHH MYYYY GODDDD
Haha yea back before I was married, I was on OKCupid. There really are cu*ts who sound like they expect YOU to be creative, chase them, and come up with everything, or else you're not "worth their time". And it's funny because if you do meet one like that, they end up having the most bland personality. I don't miss those days haha
T Timeler Oh, I thought it said "back when I was married," instead of "back before I was married." That confused me 😆
You’re married? Congrats!
T Timeler what is an okcupid?
Filbert Jonathan A dating website
Omg, my kid brother is on tinder and has the exact same problem. They want him to entertain them, excite them, and plan out their first conversation like it's a proposal for UA-cam. But they offer nothing because they "are kinda pretty and not like other girls hur hur hur"
Yuck
My experience on okc:
Him "what would you wear if we wrestled?"
Me "is that an innuendo or you mean like actual wrestling?"
Him "actual wrestling. What would you wear?"
Me *curious* *sends selfie in batman onesie*
I soon admitted I wasn't interested, but I don't regret that conversation, I hope that guy found his wrestling soulmate ☺️
when I was a kid, I thought it said "robots in the skies"
Me too dude
Im Polish and it seemed something like "nine to be Terry nine" to me
Your commentary is pretty funny , but that "oeh" you throw in when the real cringe hits.. is the reason i subscribed.
The Roblox death sound at 3:35 killed me.
Oy, your fault for browsing the comments before watching the video.
Turquoise Cheetah shut the fuck up dumbass
Whoa bro, no need to dig into her that much
that answer was fucking savage lmao
"What are you going to do if I get rock hard from smelling your hair?"...
"Uh, Mr. President, not now. There are more executive orders you need to sign..."