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  • @direwolf8257
    @direwolf8257 5 років тому +3144

    “Won’t eat a living organism for 1M dollars”
    Plants are living organisms

    • @jakkett1035
      @jakkett1035 4 роки тому +89

      Dire Wolf IIIIRRRRONYYYY!!!!

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 4 роки тому +60

      Also, they could use that money for conservation efforts.
      Like ot would be selfish not to

    • @slavmcblin4698
      @slavmcblin4698 4 роки тому +66

      I'd cannibalize someone for that amount

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 4 роки тому +52

      And I’m pretty sure that a Chicken Caesar Salad would be listed as that in the menu. She would have to have known what she was ordering, or purposely order it . . .

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 4 роки тому +31

      And meat on a platter MOST LIKELY isnT aLiVE

  • @JYNCST3R
    @JYNCST3R 5 років тому +2026

    Thanks sorrow, A ❓ would've never known that glitch happened because A ❓ have a samsung.

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 5 років тому +109

      *THE MATRIX HAS BEEN BROKEN!*

    • @thealarm7057
      @thealarm7057 5 років тому +31

      Congrats, you basically got the iPhone of Androids.

    • @dialaforawesome
      @dialaforawesome 4 роки тому +27

      A ❓ wonder how that even ha0pebed

    • @old_blo0d428
      @old_blo0d428 4 роки тому +6

      @@thealarm7057 ❓❓❓❓❓ wonder how that happened

    • @depthperception1550
      @depthperception1550 4 роки тому +14

      Woah A ❓ have an Android too!!

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 5 років тому +2714

    "I tried to look hard core i'm done."
    props for knowing when you're beat. 😂

    • @kirbo8595
      @kirbo8595 5 років тому +163

      Honestly sorta respect him for admitting defeat

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 5 років тому +15

      I find it impossible to give props or respect to someone who does that shit even if they realize it and act humble afterwards. It's bullshit anyways, they wouldn't have made it if they had any shed of humility and self-awareness in them, so the only way for them to then say that is as a fake ass way to save face.

    • @FauxTitle
      @FauxTitle 5 років тому +57

      @@lotaryguy12 honestly as a pos who used to do that sort of thing it's easier to call yourself out and look like you've had a change of heart than it is to continue digging yourself into a deeper hole. Admit your wrong doing to quell the anger of the people calling you out, lay low for a bit and you're right back to it

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 5 років тому +6

      @@FauxTitle ​ If you only wanted to "*look like* you've had a change of heart", then you didn't have one, since you'd still be more preoccupied about what people think about a persona you're creating for yourself rather than being preoccupied with who you actually are, and acting the way you genuinely are.
      It's not about what you look like and what you want others to think you are, it's what you actually are and whether or not people see you as exactly that.

    • @lucifermorn422
      @lucifermorn422 5 років тому +22

      @@lotaryguy12 i bet you're fun at parties.

  • @alki4457
    @alki4457 5 років тому +5300

    Imagine walking into your son’s room and seeing him smear strawberry jam all over his face

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 5 років тому +268

      "mom! mom wait! it's for a girl!"

    • @lalala-lt8fe
      @lalala-lt8fe 5 років тому +226

      What was that guy's end game? Even if she was fooled by the jam, she would have seen he isn't wounded once she came over.

    • @getmilked6216
      @getmilked6216 5 років тому +33

      Alili "ahh the kids got game"

    • @JuandaviousQuandavious
      @JuandaviousQuandavious 5 років тому +5

      lala la ITS KEVIN

    • @CallumSk8er
      @CallumSk8er 5 років тому +15

      cue porn music

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 6 років тому +14733

    hello fans. Please stop sending me this video. I have already seen it. Thanks.

    • @ctrlaltdelicate
      @ctrlaltdelicate 6 років тому +460

      w h o a

    • @mnnwdr
      @mnnwdr 6 років тому +1540

      ua-cam.com/video/cH28-gXqA9k/v-deo.html you need to see this..

    • @zeliga
      @zeliga 6 років тому +474

      The moment I saw your profile picture in the video I knew that you would be here in the comment section haha.

    • @asheep9568
      @asheep9568 6 років тому +29

      Kek

    • @Robert_Refrigerator
      @Robert_Refrigerator 6 років тому +218

      Pikapetey Animations Lol ur video sucks I make better animations than you

  • @sywitz
    @sywitz 6 років тому +3077

    "You couldn't pay me a million dollars to eat a living organism" ... wtf do you eat? Salt?

    • @shrekpaidaisuki4912
      @shrekpaidaisuki4912 6 років тому +573

      stxrfish
      But what about the bacteria on the salt?! That's just cruel.

    • @yankeejim8387
      @yankeejim8387 6 років тому +119

      Hansbald Salt rocks, it’s like a 2-in-1 meal

    • @thunka8033
      @thunka8033 6 років тому +67

      ROCKS!?
      ua-cam.com/video/fQCrrPohyts/v-deo.html
      *How dare you!?*

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 6 років тому +8

      Thunka LOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @Bobelponge123
      @Bobelponge123 6 років тому +88

      She bites the dust

  • @germanspy5893
    @germanspy5893 5 років тому +2393

    I wouldn't take 1M for eating a live chicken either. The squirming and feathers just isn't very appealing.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +137

      Dude, it's a million fuckin' dollars.

    • @cecejamesable
      @cecejamesable 5 років тому +69

      Same, you fry that bird and get back to me.

    • @iciclefox9901
      @iciclefox9901 5 років тому +55

      I mean, 1 million is 1 million. I would

    • @babusker6480
      @babusker6480 5 років тому +9

      I just watch for the singing at the end lol

    • @memedealer3354
      @memedealer3354 5 років тому +5

      I would.. I mean its 1 million dollars

  • @eliasneuburger4282
    @eliasneuburger4282 5 років тому +791

    That Chop Suey Cover was amazing

    • @emilybrooks1886
      @emilybrooks1886 5 років тому +33

      I keep coming back to hear it it's truly great

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 5 років тому +37

      SOAD mixed with Elton John? Yes please

    • @karasubirde
      @karasubirde 5 років тому +51

      its by neil cicierga, hes amazing

    • @FiniteMan1933
      @FiniteMan1933 5 років тому +9

      DOOOOOOOOD real nice to find somebody else who knows it

    • @surike
      @surike 5 років тому +1

      Yh

  • @tomstarbuck8162
    @tomstarbuck8162 4 роки тому +1038

    “I don’t eat meat, I only steam crabs alive.”
    -Some idiot

    • @WhoIsJaiK
      @WhoIsJaiK 4 роки тому +28

      The most important thing about cooking crab to note is that you cannot cook crabs that are dead; as soon as they die they start to rot and become toxic. If you are cooking fresh crabs, they must be alive. We also want to cook our live crabs in the most humane way possible.

    • @WhoIsJaiK
      @WhoIsJaiK 4 роки тому

      @cursedcommenter ^

    • @WhoIsJaiK
      @WhoIsJaiK 4 роки тому +4

      @cursedcommenter didn’t seem like it considering in another video, other people seemed so very serious about it (arguments). I guess I’m used to it....But it’s finally my pleasure to get wooooshed for the very first time in my 20yrs of living :D

    • @ragemutt5372
      @ragemutt5372 3 роки тому +9

      @@WhoIsJaiK they only go bad after an hour, thats enough time to cook them if the water is already boiled when you throw the crab in. Boiling it alive is still unnecessary 😬

    • @WhoIsJaiK
      @WhoIsJaiK 3 роки тому +10

      @@ragemutt5372 lol notice that I said “fresh”. Plus if you want to buy them from a seafood place, it’d be very well more than an hour since food places open 7+ hours a day so...

  • @SootHouse
    @SootHouse 6 років тому +3330

    Upload twins

    • @cappytalysm
      @cappytalysm 6 років тому +7

      Come on sooty post it

    • @Chriscravenu
      @Chriscravenu 6 років тому +17

      My phone blew the fuck up when that happened

    • @honeyd6686
      @honeyd6686 6 років тому +5

      SootHouse triplets with nate tv

    • @williamhandwerk2480
      @williamhandwerk2480 6 років тому +7

      Please adopt me

    • @TheDizzyn3ss
      @TheDizzyn3ss 6 років тому +8

      And I will tell my grandchildren I was there the day Soothouse & Sorrow TV dual-uploaded ...and post their reaction video to UA-cam.

  • @justsomeguy5628
    @justsomeguy5628 5 років тому +611

    0:07 They hit me with jars of strawberry jam, I'm not just bleeding seeds. OK?

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 років тому +23

      i was kind of charmed by that, tbh--but that might be because i have a huge weakness for middle-schooler levels of male stupidity

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 років тому +2

      Tf

    • @GzzzyENT
      @GzzzyENT 4 роки тому +1

      What's the jam song

    • @victorgamez8885
      @victorgamez8885 3 роки тому

      @@Flowtailthat was the weirdest way you could have worded that my dude

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 3 роки тому

      @@Flowtail *I NEED A HIMBO*

  • @hadarpohl8535
    @hadarpohl8535 5 років тому +169

    I like how the guy at 3:50 handled it. He admitted it, and made a joke about it. That’s how you handle things

  • @kudostymgs8780
    @kudostymgs8780 6 років тому +510

    He also said the "little guy hadn't eaten in months....we nursed it back to health." Are they fucking necromancers? That cat would dead as hell.

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 6 років тому

      Jared Miles kek

    • @quippits3201
      @quippits3201 6 років тому +26

      "Are they fucking necromancers?"
      Lmao I'm dead

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre 6 років тому +5

      Benefit of the doubt, I think he was exaggerating on that point.
      I would believe that story as a whole if they took that cat when they moved and it instead traveled back to what it knew as home.

    • @quippits3201
      @quippits3201 6 років тому +2

      L7vanmatre
      I don't think any of us would *believe* the story at that point. But it sure would be easier to do so.

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre 6 років тому +1

      Yeah. That sort of thing actually happened is all.

  • @C_The_Guy
    @C_The_Guy 6 років тому +3548

    when i heard Sorrow do the voice for the Caesar salad lady, all i could think was "BLEU CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT"
    edit: "ranch is good."

    • @starryeyed27
      @starryeyed27 6 років тому +34

      This needs more thumbs up

    • @C_The_Guy
      @C_The_Guy 6 років тому +7

      I Wumbo your name tho 😂

    • @radio.ned1385
      @radio.ned1385 6 років тому +2

      Make a petition

    • @itzstormy9733
      @itzstormy9733 6 років тому +18

      I Wumbo, You wumbo, He She We wumbo. Yes

    • @Nanamowa
      @Nanamowa 6 років тому +16

      Doesn't all cheese have mold in it? It cracks me up how she was only focusing on bleu cheese during her whole thing.

  • @isopodfriedrice
    @isopodfriedrice 6 років тому +596

    For the cat one
    You’re questioning how that cat walked across the country and all that
    But am I the only one wondering how in the name of hell that the cat survived without eating for a month

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 5 років тому +61

      @Easter Bells For the record, cats _can_ do that, but only to _return_ to somewhere.
      You can literally put a cat inside multiple bags and drive them into another country, and they'll get home if they want to. We haven't figured out how exactly they do it yet, but they do.
      The original premise has also happened, but it's not nearly as frequent.

    • @jane-marie3289
      @jane-marie3289 5 років тому +52

      The bigger question is how in the hell would he even know when the cat ate last?

    • @veronicavitucis944
      @veronicavitucis944 5 років тому +2

      Lol i wrote comment bout that too

    • @atteksjs6544
      @atteksjs6544 5 років тому +7

      They Most Likely Meant That The Cat Hadnt Eaten Properly For Months

    • @waltzthroughlife
      @waltzthroughlife 5 років тому +20

      mhm, cause murderous little bastards are totally incapable of hunting for food, amirite? :eyeroll:

  • @Subscriberswithnovideos-en3lw
    @Subscriberswithnovideos-en3lw 4 роки тому +315

    2:45 “Oh, that’s not smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the Steamed Crabs we’re having.”

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 роки тому +21

      You call Crab Cakes, Steamed Crabs?

    • @depressedfrogpenis
      @depressedfrogpenis 4 роки тому +17

      @@fynnla.e yes!

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 роки тому +10

      @@depressedfrogpenis And you call them Steamed Crabs despite the fact they're obviously boiled.

    • @depressedfrogpenis
      @depressedfrogpenis 4 роки тому +14

      @@fynnla.e scuse me for one second

    • @dervo1
      @dervo1 3 роки тому +5

      @@depressedfrogpenis ah yes,of course.

  • @SilverSkitty
    @SilverSkitty 5 років тому +117

    “I tried to look hard core. I’m done” awwwww

  • @derpytrainwithaturtleontop797
    @derpytrainwithaturtleontop797 6 років тому +418

    Okay, the lady at around 3:00 said she won't eat 1 living organism... Plants are living organisms too... Sicko.....

    • @ryderparks2228
      @ryderparks2228 5 років тому +10

      Mode

    • @Super-BallSharp
      @Super-BallSharp 5 років тому +20

      Plants do not have the equal brain to process said pain. Humans were designed to eat other animals, just like any other carnivore or omnivore. We do not Slaughter animals for our taste buds. We slaughter them because they are nutritious and healthy and we were created(not by jesus) to eat eat them.

    • @javierthomas9747
      @javierthomas9747 5 років тому +8

      @@Super-BallSharp we may never know who created us tho

    • @GuipenguinTheMaster
      @GuipenguinTheMaster 5 років тому +15

      @@Super-BallSharp how is that relevant to "plants are also alive"? We never said plants feel pain. Also r/quityourbullshit about this Jesus stuff, he also ate meat- (JOHN 21.9)

    • @beepboopily6285
      @beepboopily6285 5 років тому +15

      penguin master_br
      i fucking love chicken

  • @roach9397
    @roach9397 6 років тому +371

    *And then everybody clapped...*

    • @MasterNeiXD
      @MasterNeiXD 6 років тому +3

      That student was Albert Einstein.

    • @biki1254
      @biki1254 6 років тому

      And then everybody STOOD UP and clapped

    • @Error-lo8fs
      @Error-lo8fs 6 років тому

      And *person working at place* gave me a free *something from the place* for *action did before everyone clapped*
      AnD eVeRyOnE cLaPpEd

  • @nonplayercharacter12333
    @nonplayercharacter12333 4 роки тому +110

    "I will never eat a living organism."
    *Conveniently forgets what plants are*

  • @jordanc1803
    @jordanc1803 6 років тому +881

    2:35 when did plants stop being living organisms?

    • @warequacksdomain6654
      @warequacksdomain6654 6 років тому +61

      Heh. According to vegans eating plants on a mass scale isnt muder.
      Me: your right, its not muder, thats massacre.

    • @lemonletsplays5271
      @lemonletsplays5271 6 років тому +24

      @@warequacksdomain6654 Nah, with the amount of vegans, it'd be more like a plant holocaust (wonder if they'd eat a venus fly trap)

    • @thetimekeeper955
      @thetimekeeper955 6 років тому +54

      There's also evidence suggesting that plants can count (Venus fly traps consistently wait about five seconds before closing) and learn (the fern _mimosa pudica_ will adapt to and _remember_ a repetitive stimulus, even after not experiencing that stimulus for a few months), indicating that they have some form of self-awareness and at least a most basic level of intelligence. Which ruins the vegan argument about not wanting to eat "intelligent beings."

    • @thetimekeeper955
      @thetimekeeper955 6 років тому +23

      ​@Easter Bells If you're interested, an article on Venus fly traps counting is here: www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/venus-flytraps-know-how-count-180958017/.
      An article on the _mimosa pudica_ experiment is here: www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2015/12/15/can-a-plant-remember-this-one-seems-to-heres-the-evidence/. What this article doesn't mention, however (unless it was done in a follow-up study), was that the scientist stopped "dropping" the plants for a month or so, then began doing it again. The ferns did close their leaves at first, but for a shorter amount of time than before; this seems to suggest a precautionary response that became what was essentially the same "nonchalance" about being dropped that the plants had developed before.
      Knowing this, it's annoying when I read talk from vegans about how eating meat is so much worse than eating plants; while a number of the arguments against industrial farming have merit, the argument against eating "intelligent life" falls a little flat thanks to the weight of its hypocrisy.

    • @justinbaxter7640
      @justinbaxter7640 5 років тому +2

      The Timekeeper 0_0

  • @scrumpitboy9125
    @scrumpitboy9125 5 років тому +555

    Yes, steam the crab, make it feel pain!
    [THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ANTI-CRAB ASSOCIATION]

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 5 років тому +21

      the crabs will rise up against us if we let them, join the society

    • @dededesgustingtkemylife4825
      @dededesgustingtkemylife4825 4 роки тому +2

      The pile will have you soon.

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 4 роки тому +7

      I like crab
      -this post was made by the seafood is tasty gang

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 4 роки тому +4

      @@RichyToffee h-how do you kill crabs for fun??

    • @idkman9696
      @idkman9696 4 роки тому +1

      Crabs are bitches
      This post was brought to you by the #[ANTI-CRABASSOCIATIONGANG

  • @C_The_Guy
    @C_The_Guy 6 років тому +1717

    she talks about eating parasites... yet makes an exception eating for shellfish scavengers.

    • @ArgusJord
      @ArgusJord 6 років тому +337

      "I will never eat a living organism," they say, which makes me wonder what they eat. Cause, y'know. Plants are living organisms.

    • @alexanderdayman7108
      @alexanderdayman7108 6 років тому +157

      Ceasar salad with L I T T E R A L L Y N O T H I N G

    • @angelbear_og
      @angelbear_og 6 років тому +24

      I always want to ask the dumb vegans, "So what's you stance on abortion? Particularly after 20 weeks (able to survive if born premature)."

    • @samd.4921
      @samd.4921 6 років тому +41

      Plants also can host parasites that burrow into the flesh of whatever ate the plant. Being vegan is completely safe and has no risks.

    • @angelbear_og
      @angelbear_og 6 років тому +30

      Sam D. -- Don't forget that "raw water" the vegtards are super into these days.

  • @Aria_Morningstar
    @Aria_Morningstar 5 років тому +184

    "OHHSHGH MY GOD"
    Best part

    • @thePhoenixQueen
      @thePhoenixQueen 3 роки тому +3

      I cracked up when he sang out IIIIIIIIRONNNNNNNNY!!!!😂

  • @vibrantvenus5713
    @vibrantvenus5713 6 років тому +632

    Man the Mia Khalifa part is so goddamn funny.

  • @seancorbett8275
    @seancorbett8275 6 років тому +268

    That Chop Suey cover is 🔥🔥🔥

    • @laterjuggler3990
      @laterjuggler3990 6 років тому +2

      Sean Corbett lol i was just about to comment that

    • @silentfilmss
      @silentfilmss 6 років тому +28

      It's actually a cover of the Neil Cicierega mashup of Crocodile Rock and Chop Suey called Crocodile Chop. It's one of my favorite mashups: ua-cam.com/video/kR0gOEyK6Tg/v-deo.html

    • @DISCOD00D
      @DISCOD00D 6 років тому +1

      Damn, you beat me to it! I love Neil C

    • @anon3565
      @anon3565 6 років тому

      I’m gonna steal your profile picture

  • @puppyhowler
    @puppyhowler 6 років тому +1249

    "you couldn't pay me a million dollars to consume a living organism at this point in my life"
    but... you eat salad... which is made up of a variety of plants... and plants are living organisms
    *HYPOCRITE*

    • @blazingbuizel7194
      @blazingbuizel7194 6 років тому +4

      puppyhowler holy crap

    • @alexw3053
      @alexw3053 6 років тому +1

      WOOOOOOOSH

    • @thegamer5367
      @thegamer5367 6 років тому +4

      Rekt

    • @tablespoon6969
      @tablespoon6969 6 років тому +86

      True vegans absorb food from the sun.

    • @viktorthecreator4458
      @viktorthecreator4458 6 років тому +50

      "Now I have to throw away the perfectly good life of this chicken"
      did... did they think the chef slaughtered a fresh, live chicken just for their salad???

  • @DukeCyrus
    @DukeCyrus 5 років тому +280

    What if there was a subreddit for people to tell fake stories? Like everyone knows that they're all fake, but instead people just look to appreciate the creativity of others.

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties 5 років тому +22

      Late reply but r/havewemet is the closest I can think to something like that

    • @TheTimestreamer
      @TheTimestreamer 4 роки тому +22

      You mean nosleep?

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 роки тому +17

      You mean what most writers do already?

    • @brawlmaster67
      @brawlmaster67 4 роки тому +14

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird yeah, that's just all of creative writing. in particular, though, the nosleep sub is pretty close to this.

    • @whytfbuddy4118
      @whytfbuddy4118 3 роки тому +9

      r/aita

  • @Psalm_23
    @Psalm_23 6 років тому +1995

    Do vegans think when you order a chicken sandwich, the restraunt kills the chicken right there and serve it?

    • @Spiderific
      @Spiderific 5 років тому +160

      No.. not all vegans are as moronic and vapid as she is.

    • @laughinglight9870
      @laughinglight9870 5 років тому +55

      I know a vegan that isnt crazy

    • @desertrainfrog1691
      @desertrainfrog1691 5 років тому +42

      True. If they don't eat it, it might go to waste in the end anyway.

    • @DLC_PR016
      @DLC_PR016 5 років тому +5

      GIT GUD they order the chicken from some company that sells raw chickens

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +54

      Yes, and they make sure their family watches.

  • @SxctorDotC
    @SxctorDotC 6 років тому +392

    5:08
    WHY DOES SORROW SOUND LIKE THAT WOMEN FROM MONSTER INC
    YOU KNOW, THAT SLIME WOMEN THAT WAS WATCHING MIKE

  • @bobawithsweets
    @bobawithsweets 3 роки тому +88

    "Oooh sigama god" has become a permanent part of my vocabulary since I first watched this video. This is my 5th time watching :)

    • @thatevilstickguy6583
      @thatevilstickguy6583 Рік тому

      SAME

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda Рік тому +1

      It's gotten to the point where I sometimes say it and don't remember where I got it from

  • @khasanbekmalzagov6240
    @khasanbekmalzagov6240 5 років тому +115

    2:54
    Did you say the "immortality that comes with the slaughter of anumals for our taste buds"?
    Well I could live with being immortal by eating animals

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 6 років тому +252

    >eating a salad
    "I will never eat a living organism!"
    But, but the salad is... an organism...
    And it's just as "living" as the dead chicken.

    • @MirciStudio
      @MirciStudio 6 років тому

      Lmaooo your profile pic, are you a Rammstein fan?

    • @oliveoconnor5589
      @oliveoconnor5589 6 років тому

      yeah I hate when they put that zombie chicken in my salad

  • @mawiyahsalisu3279
    @mawiyahsalisu3279 6 років тому +331

    I live for the songs at the enddddd

    • @guaage
      @guaage 6 років тому +2

      What about the song at the beginning, it was my *_jam_*

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 6 років тому +3

      CollaBzKillz what? No it's chop suey by soad

    • @marm8299
      @marm8299 6 років тому +6

      The Great Cornholio It's a mashup, the lyrics of Chop Suey over the music for Crocodile Rock by Elton John
      ua-cam.com/video/kR0gOEyK6Tg/v-deo.html

    • @phillipsmusic3871
      @phillipsmusic3871 6 років тому

      The Great Cornholio yeah I have the toxcicity album

    • @IcyAtlas
      @IcyAtlas 6 років тому +2

      asexualboredom its Teddy's Jam by Guy. A classic I love listening to from time to time.

  • @ElectricHelloKitty
    @ElectricHelloKitty 6 років тому +546

    2:38 does she realize plants are living organisms?

    • @divinecrusader4258
      @divinecrusader4258 6 років тому +3

      HK guess not lol

    • @nathanrico5701
      @nathanrico5701 6 років тому +6

      They're people who thought eating was bad for you.
      Eating in general.

    • @tingispingis
      @tingispingis 6 років тому +17

      From all the things she said, I think it's logical to conclude that she's a fucking moron and doesn't know that

    • @nathanrico5701
      @nathanrico5701 6 років тому

      Cancer Police
      or that ye

    • @a-terrible-fate532
      @a-terrible-fate532 6 років тому +16

      also cooked chicken is no longer a living organism lol

  • @potionseller8943
    @potionseller8943 5 років тому +140

    That lady refuses to eat LIVING ORGANISMS
    She on a whole nother level

    • @mgb2172
      @mgb2172 4 роки тому +21

      She gains sustenance from eating rocks

    • @empirecrumbles615
      @empirecrumbles615 4 роки тому +9

      🎵 Vocal percussion on a whole ‘ other level 🎵

    • @potionseller8943
      @potionseller8943 4 роки тому +9

      empirecrumbles 🎵comin’ from my mind🎵

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 3 роки тому +2

      she photosynthesises

  • @jurasrakova2861
    @jurasrakova2861 6 років тому +214

    40/10 best chop suey cover

    • @whossleepy.
      @whossleepy. 6 років тому +1

      It reminded me of lego rock band because of the background song

    • @logoncal3001
      @logoncal3001 6 років тому +5

      It's no chop suey
      It's crocodile chop

    • @imprxvised8219
      @imprxvised8219 6 років тому

      Jura ssic the best cover I've ever heard

    • @FATTYBONGRIPS
      @FATTYBONGRIPS 6 років тому

      It's Neil cicieregas mashup of crocodile rock and chop suey but k

  • @bernderbernder3087
    @bernderbernder3087 6 років тому +229

    "Found under a check-out lane in the grocery store."
    Isn't that like.... indoors most of the time? And how did the staff of said grocery store not notice a cat under their check-out lane? And this is a grocery store, hypothetically wouldn't a stray cat steal food from the grocery store with FOOD??
    This story is an absolute mess.

    • @kenjidominise2181
      @kenjidominise2181 6 років тому +5

      *_DDLC FAN DETECTED_*

    • @kroduss4802
      @kroduss4802 6 років тому +1

      Shit I've been found out

    • @vladimiradidas1945
      @vladimiradidas1945 6 років тому +2

      Bernder Bernder *DOUBTING INTENSIFIES*

    • @cocoaquiet2709
      @cocoaquiet2709 6 років тому +1

      Bad Joke Generator Yeah, -we're- they're everywhere.

    • @MsHelen73
      @MsHelen73 6 років тому +2

      also, they said it hadn't eaten in months but a cat will die if they dont eat after 2 weeks

  • @frozty9643
    @frozty9643 6 років тому +901

    I like how you just threw in a Chop Suey remix at the end!

    • @jxco7339
      @jxco7339 6 років тому +99

      crocodile chop by neil cicierga

    • @dotmynx
      @dotmynx 6 років тому +4

      woosh

    • @tomasjakubec9104
      @tomasjakubec9104 6 років тому +11

      ua-cam.com/video/kR0gOEyK6Tg/v-deo.html

    • @kwintendo9693
      @kwintendo9693 6 років тому +2

      Snowleopardy was the best part

    • @Butcher__
      @Butcher__ 6 років тому +1

      That's what it was, it sounded familiar but i couldn't think of the name

  • @junokuszyk800
    @junokuszyk800 4 роки тому +36

    i was feeling so anxious and have been spiraling into panic attacks all day so i was watching your videos to try and calm down and honestly just you singing made me feel so much better

  • @wetbedsealand6779
    @wetbedsealand6779 6 років тому +186

    2:53
    Ah yes, thats not smoke.. its steam. From the steamed crabs we’re having!

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 6 років тому +3

      Almost was disappointed that nobody made that joke, cheers m8

    • @Gunslingerwashere
      @Gunslingerwashere 6 років тому +3

      Mmmmm! Steamed crabs!

    • @zr0_tlnt
      @zr0_tlnt 6 років тому

      Legendary

    • @Tirocoa
      @Tirocoa 6 років тому

      You call Cesar Salad Steamed Crabs?

    • @Gunslingerwashere
      @Gunslingerwashere 6 років тому +1

      Yes, it's a regional dialect.

  • @idilhassan9948
    @idilhassan9948 6 років тому +856

    2:07
    That voice is ACTUALLY everything

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 6 років тому +352

    How about r/nothingeverhappens to balance things out?

    • @tristamii
      @tristamii 6 років тому

      Panzer Man is your logo the scotland flag?

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 6 років тому +7

      +Tristamii No, it's 4 blue pizza slices on a white background

    • @tristamii
      @tristamii 6 років тому

      The Trashman o shit my bad

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae 4 роки тому +59

    2:36 technically, chicken isn't a living organism
    It's a dead organism

  • @knjhik
    @knjhik 6 років тому +256

    **ANCHOVIEEEEEEEEEEES**

  • @thethe5013
    @thethe5013 5 років тому +155

    Wait so did nobody point out the fact that the guy at the end said that the cat hadn’t eaten in months yet cats can only go 2 weeks max without food

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 5 років тому +10

      Cats hunt birds and mice and shit. They can hunt those and eat them. Do people just forget that. It’s not proper cat food but still. It’s food.

    • @leonshen4204
      @leonshen4204 5 років тому +20

      @@crystalvoodoo91 They said "Little guy hadn't eaten for months". I'm pretty sure that encompasses all food including mice and birds the cat may or may not have hunted.

    • @PsylomeAlpha
      @PsylomeAlpha 5 років тому +5

      They both don't know whether the cat's eaten SOMETHING prior to being found, AND was clearly using hyperbole.

    • @Liz-lq8hw
      @Liz-lq8hw 4 роки тому

      @@PsylomeAlpha Still a lier

  • @ElectrifiedBacon
    @ElectrifiedBacon 6 років тому +93

    "Never eat a living organism"
    The chicken was a dead organism
    Crabs are living organisms
    So are plants.

    • @Keius
      @Keius 6 років тому +3

      She can perform photosynthesis.

    • @Albodee
      @Albodee 6 років тому

      Keius But she still eats salad

  • @NimhShambler
    @NimhShambler 5 років тому +42

    "My husband, who is 6'4..."
    Mrs. Bighead?

  • @DanielGonzalezL
    @DanielGonzalezL 6 років тому +134

    In all seriousness, why? Why do people lie so much on the internet? Why do they seek so much attention from strangers? :/

    • @BG_MONKY
      @BG_MONKY 6 років тому +25

      One of the great mysteries of the universe

    • @Gofaw
      @Gofaw 6 років тому +33

      Because their families are dysfunctional and don’t provide the necessary attention to make them feel valuable maybe?

    • @hayz691
      @hayz691 6 років тому +17

      It's because of an inability to construct a compelling narratives for their lives - that is, their lives are boring as fuck. It's not abnormal to feel the need to lie or exaggerate a story when you're around people who seem to have more interesting, fulfilling lives than you, but these people get on r/quityourbullshit because they are generally have such low self-esteem that they always feel that need. It's hilarious.

    • @americancheese9103
      @americancheese9103 6 років тому +2

      phil_osopher33
      Stop describing my life

    • @mank7230
      @mank7230 6 років тому +2

      american cheese
      woah there, kiddo that's *e d g y*

  • @the.edgyhippie
    @the.edgyhippie 6 років тому +263

    can we please take a moment to appreciate the SOAD at the end pls

    • @xqnime
      @xqnime 6 років тому

      Daniel Campos yes

    • @lucayodad9721
      @lucayodad9721 6 років тому

      Yes indeed, can't wait for their new album

    • @CharcoalDove
      @CharcoalDove 6 років тому

      are they actually putting it out though? they smoke so much god damn fucking weed... I think they constantly forget....

    • @NewKillerStar
      @NewKillerStar 6 років тому

      Full version is needed!

    • @zachofblades838
      @zachofblades838 6 років тому

      Daniel Campos YES hahaha it was funny af

  • @Mysterious_Mr.C4
    @Mysterious_Mr.C4 6 років тому +25

    3:37 I enjoy that instead of insulting the person who called out their BS he immediately just admitted it and walked away

  • @JPNeutral
    @JPNeutral 5 років тому +356

    Sorrow Tv: *Mentions Mia Khalifa*
    My brain: No don’t think about it, it’s a dead meme and it’s not funny
    Me: HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH

    • @yermom9817
      @yermom9817 5 років тому +21

      *wHo dO yOu tHiNk yOu aRe*

    • @circusmonkeys787
      @circusmonkeys787 5 років тому +4

      i’m the 69th like on your comment.

    • @JamesTheAce0
      @JamesTheAce0 4 роки тому +1

      Wait what? That meme had to do with Mia?

    • @peachpunch9465
      @peachpunch9465 3 роки тому

      You have just made a terrible mistake, buddy.

    • @brassf0x
      @brassf0x 3 роки тому +2

      @@JamesTheAce0 Dude it's from a song calling her out, it's literally called "Mia Khalifa."

  • @maddus_
    @maddus_ 6 років тому +211

    11:08 "Hadn't eaten for months..." That cat would've starved to death, who do you think you're fooling?

    • @finefreshbread3243
      @finefreshbread3243 6 років тому +11

      Atomic Gaming IMMORTALCATS

    • @fredlawrence1923
      @fredlawrence1923 6 років тому

      Atomic Gaming a

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 6 років тому +7

      Because a cat is just going to live in a grocery store for months, unnoticed, and somehow not have access to food...

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 6 років тому

      I think that he meant eaten properly. Like, actual cat food.

    • @nathanchocomint
      @nathanchocomint 6 років тому

      Cat can survive a month without food and water

  • @teaw7050
    @teaw7050 6 років тому +100

    I didn’t know that a Crocodile Rock and Chop Suey mashup was what was missing in my life

    • @sethesteem
      @sethesteem 6 років тому +2

      tea w bob the builder 2003 Christmas special

    • @sievaxx
      @sievaxx 6 років тому +4

      Neil Cicierega is a mad man

    • @badabomb9946
      @badabomb9946 6 років тому +4

      A mad genius.
      Fun fact, he's also the guy who made the Ultimate Showdown song that became a meme back in like 2008, AND Harry Potter Puppet Pals.
      And the music he's made in recent years is fucking glorious.

    • @pissbaby7306
      @pissbaby7306 6 років тому

      breadrcll lol

    • @meredythwithay5187
      @meredythwithay5187 6 років тому +2

      It's Crocodile Chop by Neil Cicierega

  • @gracelovett8806
    @gracelovett8806 5 років тому +43

    not only that girl edited her waist to make herself look slimmer, but she edited a fake belly on her friend?? to make herself look better in comparison?? friendship goals indeed

  • @RacinZilla003
    @RacinZilla003 6 років тому +222

    But...
    Plants are also a living organism...
    How could you eat plants?????

    • @Error-lo8fs
      @Error-lo8fs 6 років тому +26

      Vegan, vegetarian, or meat eater. We are all eating living organisms, which makes us all assholes. So yeah, you right.

    • @mreid86
      @mreid86 6 років тому +30

      As a vegantarian, I only eat vegans. It's the most compassionate answer.

    • @-rizen
      @-rizen 6 років тому +8

      Air diet time

    • @Error-lo8fs
      @Error-lo8fs 5 років тому +5

      Air is now considered a living organism
      *NOWHERE IS SAFE*
      *YOU CAN ONLY EAT DIRT*

    • @blakecook9266
      @blakecook9266 5 років тому

      Very easily

  • @ryanm6861
    @ryanm6861 6 років тому +49

    You missed a chance you could have sang the Space Jam theme “Welcome to the face jam....”

  • @executioner8757
    @executioner8757 6 років тому +41

    Does she know lettuce is a living organism?

    • @dansuduhast1051
      @dansuduhast1051 6 років тому

      Executioner Bayonetta 1 and 2 in a few days BABYYYYYYYY BAYONETTA 3 HYPEEEEE

  • @ShadowMewEmberX
    @ShadowMewEmberX 6 років тому +199

    “You couldn’t pay me a million dollar to consume a living organism”
    Uhh...plants are organisms. If that person is going to try and sound fancy and educated, they should probably know what the words they’re saying actually mean first. :P

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 6 років тому +6

      Plus, plants DO feel pain, and don't like to be eaten.

    • @julianb132
      @julianb132 6 років тому +10

      I refuse to eat anything that casts a shadow

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 6 років тому +7

      Gotta eat air now.

    • @54fallout
      @54fallout 6 років тому

      Gum Skyloard no they don’t

    • @tranquilitree
      @tranquilitree 6 років тому

      I don't eat living organisms EVER!!! I only eat once living organisms

  • @button465
    @button465 6 років тому +498

    Person: how do you draw? It must be a gift..
    Me: practice
    Person: no one will ever know
    Me: Practice
    Person: it'll forever be a mystery
    Me: PRACTICE

    • @lonnieg2055
      @lonnieg2055 6 років тому +35

      5,000 Subs With No Videos Challenge People literally go "I wish I could draw like you" and I'm like, _But you can._

    • @theend7339
      @theend7339 6 років тому +2

      mind sharing some tips for practicing

    • @cosmodewit
      @cosmodewit 6 років тому +15

      Sarah Andersen, is that you?

    • @RubyXIII
      @RubyXIII 6 років тому +1

      5,000 Subs With No Videos Challenge that practice takes a long time

    • @RubyXIII
      @RubyXIII 6 років тому +1

      Lønnise Graham _In a couple months or maybe a year_

  • @sertyusuf
    @sertyusuf 6 років тому +50

    Omg at the end he sang Chop Suey! you are my favorite person

    • @blanks552
      @blanks552 6 років тому

      I kinda like his cover better than the original, to be honest.

  • @Nothingtoseehere997
    @Nothingtoseehere997 5 років тому +62

    To the guy with the jam: What would you do if she came over?

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 4 роки тому +3

      Lock her in the basement, like what you always do

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +2

      Try to convince her it's actually blood and not just jam

  • @tooltiptinkerer
    @tooltiptinkerer 6 років тому +209

    The voice at 2:08 sounds like the goddamn shrimp from Shark Tale.

    • @kylanandrews8713
      @kylanandrews8713 6 років тому +11

      Tooltip Tinkerer or Pinocchio from shrek

    • @oogabooga620
      @oogabooga620 6 років тому +5

      Bro, what if it was the shrimp from shark tale. OOOHHHHSSGMYGOOD

    • @LoveThomas07
      @LoveThomas07 6 років тому +3

      OMFG I CANT UNHEAR IT NOW

  • @rosielove4045
    @rosielove4045 6 років тому +90

    2:43 boi, plants are living organisms.

    • @katiajdkv4015
      @katiajdkv4015 6 років тому

      The Frenzied Ferret they don’t have a nerve system so they don’t even feel pain but since you care bout plants so much u should turn vegan as well bc 1kg meat = 12kg soy

  • @samusaran5496
    @samusaran5496 6 років тому +28

    The little bit starting at 4:37 earned you a new subscriber, absolutely hilarious!

  • @arrivedknight7632
    @arrivedknight7632 5 років тому +129

    3:18 I smell a smell, a smelly smell, A smelly smell that smells.......smelly..
    [Realization kicks in]
    Anchovies.....
    Squidward: what!?
    Mr.Krabs: ANCHOVIES!

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 5 років тому +9

      meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep

    • @bagotoast
      @bagotoast 5 років тому +6

      *MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP*

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 4 роки тому +2

      *_M E E P M E E P M E E P_*

    • @arrivedknight7632
      @arrivedknight7632 4 роки тому +2

      Squidward: Please, please quiet! Is this any way to behave hmm?

  • @nickkilmer7371
    @nickkilmer7371 6 років тому +1084

    When people say lmao and there ass falls off, can you asshesive to stick it back on?
    Edit: the 2nd comment that was top comment on a sorrow TV video. How do I sign up to be a comedian?

    • @caitiscraft
      @caitiscraft 6 років тому

      Toyota 86 yes

    • @noamcohen7124
      @noamcohen7124 6 років тому +11

      their*

    • @Queen2A5
      @Queen2A5 6 років тому

      Toyota 86 Asking the real questions

    • @joeyjojojrshabadooo
      @joeyjojojrshabadooo 6 років тому +7

      No, this is a job for FLEXTAPE

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 6 років тому +5

      Toyota 86 i swear the only reason people still say "lmao" is when they're responding to critisism and are trying to sound like they aren't extremely insecure.

  • @SakuraKitsune_
    @SakuraKitsune_ 6 років тому +33

    I've been singing your god damn "jam" jingle at work. It's amazing

    • @hamesapost
      @hamesapost 6 років тому

      *i need to know if there’s an original version of the tune*

  • @TheSoup222222
    @TheSoup222222 6 років тому +92

    That Chop Suey bit at the end was great

  • @maxinefinnfoxen
    @maxinefinnfoxen 4 роки тому +22

    2:34
    Will never eat
    A L I V I N G O R G A N I S M
    this man... he's immortal. He has no need for food. Well, *had. He died from starvation last week.

  • @kirmato
    @kirmato 6 років тому +30

    2:20 actually that chicken wouldve died anyways, you arent killing a chicken the next person that gets a chicken would eat it

  • @tawnyZOMBY
    @tawnyZOMBY 6 років тому +314

    that version of SOAD at the end👌

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen 6 років тому +4

      Look up Crocodile Chop for the full version.

    • @Patchess
      @Patchess 6 років тому +4

      It's not S.O.A.D. it's N.I.E.L. C.I.C.I.E.G.R.A

    • @burneyarts
      @burneyarts 6 років тому

      He didn't come up with that, Niel Cicierega did. R/quityourbullshit

    • @Patchess
      @Patchess 6 років тому +1

      That’s not a r/quityourbullshit moment. They were mistaken, not lying. You just made yourself stupid, and I’m not going to fire back with another subreddit but the only thing that makes sense for you is r/youhadonejob.

    • @burneyarts
      @burneyarts 6 років тому

      Patchess I was telling sorrowtv to quit his bullshit lol. No need to be so aggressive dude

  • @daashazireael6613
    @daashazireael6613 6 років тому +132

    Strawberry jam is my new jam.

    • @Devil-Speed8
      @Devil-Speed8 6 років тому +6

      Da Asha Zireael is this a real song? If it is or isnt i wanna know what that music was.

    • @djlf1868
      @djlf1868 6 років тому +1

      me too

    • @daashazireael6613
      @daashazireael6613 6 років тому +1

      It's a real song it just doesn't say strawberry jam. I'm not 100% sure what song though I know its from around the 80s or so though.

    • @IcyAtlas
      @IcyAtlas 6 років тому

      @@Devil-Speed8 Teddy's Jam I by Guy.

  • @uncle1886
    @uncle1886 5 років тому +16

    1:40, my friends gf had an old phone and up until a month or so ago only saw those boxed question marks when I sent any emoji. It was oddly infuriating lol. So many good emoji moments ruined. So many eggplant and water spurts not seen.

  • @littlehawkartist6593
    @littlehawkartist6593 6 років тому +88

    "You couldn't pay me a million dollars to consume a living organism on my life."
    Then don't eat plants either... They also are living organisms. They even communicate (chemical signals)...

    • @koenslotboom1910
      @koenslotboom1910 6 років тому

      Actually they do eat plants. And animals as well. Just not living ones.

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 6 років тому

      Someone would have to explain to me how the crabs being noted as an exception to the OP's rule was more irony than ... well, an exception to the rule :/

    • @koenslotboom1910
      @koenslotboom1910 6 років тому +1

      @@RaceBandit apparently crabs are often boiled alive which would make it a lot more cruel

  • @Chicagocanine
    @Chicagocanine 6 років тому +821

    I’ve watched a bunch of vegan UA-cam videos (I’m not vegan but the drama can be entertaining) and I think if they are vegan for moral reasons, and one person made a good point... Letting the food go to waste if they are accidentally given meat is actually the wrong choice. The animal is already dead and you did not purposefully benefitting from it, so it’s not morally wrong to eat it. It would actually be wrong to let the food go to waste instead.

    • @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse
      @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse 6 років тому +28

      You've got a point there but you are looking at it from a meat eater's pov. A vegan doesn't consider meat as food. I haven't eaten meat for 15 years and will not eat it, period, I don't care what the situation is. Not to mention that you watch vegan videos solely for the drama, which suggests that you have no interest in veganism and/or animal rights matters and I wouldn't be surprised if you troll vegans just for the sake of entertainment. I realize that you cannot grasp the concept of veganism on deeper level so you don't really get to give moral lessons about that particular matter to anyone. Bye.

    • @Chicagocanine
      @Chicagocanine 6 років тому +109

      Actually the reason I mentioned that I watch vegan youtubers was because as I said, a vegan UA-camr made the point I gave in my comment.
      So I guess vegan youtubers cannot grasp the concept of veganism. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse
      @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse 6 років тому +5

      Chicago Canine So you've watched vegan UA-camrs because you realized something AFTER watching the videos. Makes perfect sense and you're not twisting your words at all. And yeah, some vegans have more or less a dumpster diver mentality or more of an ecological pov but it doesn't mean it ever even comes to reality. Well I guess you learned not to throw away youe food too, since that's wasting it too. Peace.

    • @Chicagocanine
      @Chicagocanine 6 років тому +70

      I think you’re the one who’s is twisting my words. Either that or you are just not understanding what I’m saying?
      My first comment was regarding VEGAN UA-camRS videos where -the vegan youtuber- said that people who are vegan for moral reasons should really not be opposed to eating meat in situations like this, when the alternative is the food going to waste.
      It doesn’t matter why I watched the video. It doesn’t matter whether or not I eat meat. My comment was regarding something I had seen in vegan videos. Not something I made up.

    • @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse
      @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse 6 років тому +3

      Chicago Canine I understand the point of eating the meat vs. wasting it, but you have successfully dodged every other point written above, mainly 'cos you didn't write them. I have no interest in bickering further so from my behalf this is it.

  • @shad0wchateau
    @shad0wchateau 6 років тому +63

    3:52 I don’t know why anyone bothered crossing out the name, I’m pretty sure mostly everyone knows who PikaPetey is,

    • @Epic_Gamer__
      @Epic_Gamer__ 6 років тому +14

      I don’t....

    • @TohuBohuC
      @TohuBohuC 6 років тому +1

      You deserve The mean comment check him out his animations are amazing

    • @Epic_Gamer__
      @Epic_Gamer__ 6 років тому

      Mind your own goddamn business, G E N E. Ok

    • @fallenwolf3368
      @fallenwolf3368 6 років тому +5

      John Egbert! I have no clue on who the fuck he is or what the fuck he does.

    • @athenoctua
      @athenoctua 6 років тому +1

      oof i don't

  • @carissa2985
    @carissa2985 5 років тому +55

    I once jumped off the Empire State Building, good times

    • @SasuGaa1Fan
      @SasuGaa1Fan 5 років тому +9

      I was there

    • @JLabz
      @JLabz 5 років тому +9

      Oh yeah I remember that

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 роки тому +1

      I remember landing on my back and walking it off after getting an ice pack. Thst was fun.

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten 3 роки тому +1

      ArE yOu KiDdInG!? ThErE's No WaY yOu CoUlD sUrViVe ThAt! LIESSSSSS!!!!!!

  • @austin.heffley9928
    @austin.heffley9928 6 років тому +93

    We cook meat to get rid of parasites and in this world today usually we dont need to check for parasites because of how careful the agriculture industry imspects its food

    • @pyrite-py8eh
      @pyrite-py8eh 5 років тому

      also im cind shore the plants and meat have some form of bacteria parasites or other microorganisms

  • @rachelfalls230
    @rachelfalls230 6 років тому +121

    I love System of a Down fam

    • @ehwa6780
      @ehwa6780 6 років тому +7

      Picket its Neil Cicierega's Crocodile Chop, its a mashup of Chop Suey and Crocodile Rock

    • @joaopop1199
      @joaopop1199 6 років тому +1

      EhwaZZup dude I was thinking to myself, oh i know that music. Its that music whose name i dont know cuz i only heard it like 20 times in my whole 17 years life. Oh wait, the lyrics sound familiar.

    • @jeaninmarley1375
      @jeaninmarley1375 6 років тому

      Madeleine Curley you better xD

    • @jordanbrowne7417
      @jordanbrowne7417 6 років тому

      same i was like ahhhh who is that it was elton john

  • @spazzmaticus9086
    @spazzmaticus9086 6 років тому +53

    I didn't know you liked neil cicierega, crocodile chop is so good.

    • @sergharcromwell8374
      @sergharcromwell8374 6 років тому +2

      Skulduggery Pleasant He does Wndrwll at the end of r/KenM.

    • @badabomb9946
      @badabomb9946 6 років тому

      Neil Cicierega is a gift from god.
      I'm not even sure god exists but whether he does or not, Neil is still an awesome human being.

  • @retrosystem6182
    @retrosystem6182 4 роки тому +7

    Sorrow TV's rendition of a Chop Suey! and Crocodile Rock mashup is one of those things you don't realise you need until you hear it.

  • @mlo12345
    @mlo12345 6 років тому +48

    I love how they tried censoring the Petey account when they're a pretty big youtuber

  • @ironraccoon3536
    @ironraccoon3536 6 років тому +282

    *S T E A M E D C R A B S*

  • @thewitheringproduction1761
    @thewitheringproduction1761 6 років тому +123

    So plants aren't organisms?

  • @redofthewolves
    @redofthewolves 5 років тому +2

    Just started watched your stuff today and your personality really entertained me but the performance of Crocodile Chop really solidified it. Big joyful moment.

  • @manfromnantucket9544
    @manfromnantucket9544 6 років тому +121

    Mmm, steamed crabs 🦀

    • @possum4004
      @possum4004 5 років тому +6

      steamed hams

    • @thatkrazyklarke1647
      @thatkrazyklarke1647 5 років тому +2

      @@possum4004 damn you stole my joke XD

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 5 років тому

      BK the Raccoon
      SEYMOUR GOOD LORD
      *Space Force*
      (Reference from UA-cam Rewind 2018 but MEMES by Schmoyoho.)

    • @brockmmvi
      @brockmmvi 5 років тому +1

      You know these crabs seem awfully like the one's they serve at that one place that's right across the street for some reason even though we're in a neighborhood and your backyard should be behind your house, not fucking Krusty Burgers.

    • @TheAuxmark3
      @TheAuxmark3 5 років тому

      @@brockmmvi ho ho ho no thats the old skinner crabs old family recipe

  • @AiephrusGoldwing
    @AiephrusGoldwing 6 років тому +75

    Straw, straw, straw, straaaaaaaaaaaaaawberry jam.

  • @MrWobbles
    @MrWobbles 6 років тому +60

    So glad this is doing well!

  • @ragemutt5372
    @ragemutt5372 3 роки тому +8

    I love that John Carpenter did the "STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD" from Brother Bear but in real life.

  • @jellypenguini1413
    @jellypenguini1413 6 років тому +44

    In 3:57 the yellow guy is Pikapetey, a UA-camr with over 1 million subs, so there isn't a need for censoring his twitter tag.

    • @Falom
      @Falom 6 років тому +5

      Subs requires censoring.

    • @justinbaxter7640
      @justinbaxter7640 5 років тому

      IamtheBrainwashaaa he should have 1 million subs

  • @notsosadbart6343
    @notsosadbart6343 6 років тому +25

    If you wouldn't take a MILLION DOLLARS in exchange for eating one piece of meat. Then I feel like it's less about morals and more about you wanting to feel superior to other people

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 6 років тому +5

      kind of like the people who call themselves vegan even though they eat animal products "occasionally"
      "They do more for the animals than most people"
      Good on them! still not vegan.
      (They realize there's something called vegetarian right? but vegan sounds more hipster-Guru)

  • @robertdiamond7456
    @robertdiamond7456 6 років тому +35

    Damn you make chop suey sound like the credit song of an anime

    • @zorantaylor3190
      @zorantaylor3190 5 років тому +3

      It's a cover of a mashup that has Elton John's "Crocodile Rock" in the background: ua-cam.com/video/kR0gOEyK6Tg/v-deo.html

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 5 років тому

      I love both songs, but this was hideous **cries in a corner**

    • @imjusttrin9900
      @imjusttrin9900 2 роки тому

      @@Kiwi_Tea as you should. this song is a banger 😤

  • @rainbowsnek
    @rainbowsnek 4 роки тому +13

    we just gonna ignore the fact that that last dude literally spent the time and effort to (apparently, at least) bring a sickly cat home and nurse it back to health only to.. abandon it again when they move? am i interpreting this right???

  • @IWockySlushl
    @IWockySlushl 6 років тому +176

    wow it's pretty empty here now are you all doing

    • @simonaattanasio6630
      @simonaattanasio6630 6 років тому +1

      Mr Expose fine, hbu?

    • @gabriel77196
      @gabriel77196 6 років тому

      Mr Expose Im good bruh

    • @1234OTAKUANIME
      @1234OTAKUANIME 6 років тому +1

      I'm good! How are you? Hopefully you're having a good day/night.

    • @IWockySlushl
      @IWockySlushl 6 років тому

      Ah everyone well that's great to here from you all hope you have a wonderful day as for me my day has been awful it's been a painful long experience of physical and mental abuse but hope you all have a great day

    • @petesperandio
      @petesperandio 6 років тому +3

      Yes. I'm doing.

  • @morbius
    @morbius 6 років тому +67

    New SorrowTV video?
    *n u t*

  • @turnerburger
    @turnerburger 6 років тому +143

    Bruh I could still tell it was Mia Khalifa even with the censor.

    • @pocketsand9989
      @pocketsand9989 6 років тому +3

      TheRandomGamer 238 same,I don't know why though

    • @alexisrenteria5880
      @alexisrenteria5880 6 років тому +7

      Bleeding Alfredo “I don’t know why though” uh huh, I see you 😉

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 6 років тому

      TheRandomGamer 238 Mia who?

  • @Spiderific
    @Spiderific 5 років тому +60

    I applaud you for your creativity. Never would I have thought to mix System of a Down's Chop Suey! with Elton John's Crocodile Rock.... but it was awesome and cracked me up 🤘😂👍

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 5 років тому +8

      I don't know if you've seen the edit he's made to the description. It was NeilCicierega who made that mash-up.

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 роки тому +2

      The legs of that spider in your profile picture are terrifying! :)

  • @TheWilderCat
    @TheWilderCat 6 років тому +11

    2:35
    Well you couldn't pay me a million dollar to stop eating rare, bloody, butter covered steak....
    Fok, now I'm hungry.

  • @skullyface1
    @skullyface1 6 років тому +26

    1:34
    Best grandpa voice.