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  • @SootHouse
    @SootHouse 7 років тому +8989

    Feels good to be back

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 2 роки тому +147

    I know it's been nearly 5 years but I still think we should get a full Wilbur and Sorrow duet/collab of some sort.

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles Рік тому +5

      Unrelated but also 5 years later: I read the thumbnail as "Sorrow House" and "Soot TV"

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 Рік тому +3

      @@Merpsicles 🤣

  • @its_nikkits
    @its_nikkits 6 років тому +1585

    today's my 18th birthday, and now i can finally bypass the age restriction on this account. Rather than use one of my other gmail accounts where I lied about my age, I can use this one to watch this video. Happy birthday to me

  • @yoandimov8236
    @yoandimov8236 6 років тому +2614

    "I've had shits that have made me scream louder than her" 😆

  • @yunishcorn9076
    @yunishcorn9076 5 років тому +673

    Who else wants him to make song covers . HE'S SO GOOD

  • @CagesOfRye
    @CagesOfRye 5 років тому +2795

    Tbh I need a song made by Sorrow and Will lmao

  • @tealwashablemarker8886
    @tealwashablemarker8886 6 років тому +2494

    IT’S AGE RESTRICTED NOW I’M WHEEZING

    • @lolwutman
      @lolwutman 6 років тому +31

      TealWashableMarker "age restricted video (requested by uploader)" they age restricted it themselves.

    • @LooDoesStuff
      @LooDoesStuff 6 років тому +14

      IT'S FROM JAPAAAANN

    • @tealwashablemarker8886
      @tealwashablemarker8886 6 років тому +9

      IT'S A GREY, OBLONG PILL

    • @kianett8312
      @kianett8312 6 років тому +5

      QUANTUM NANOTECHNOLOGY CPU

    • @corvusfunghi
      @corvusfunghi 6 років тому +5

      25Natalie12 THE QUANTUM COMPUTER IN THE PILL, WILL TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR BLOOD UNTIL IT INPLANTS TO YOUR BRAIN AND IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO

  • @nathanielhedges9162
    @nathanielhedges9162 5 років тому +2206

    3:17 anyone realise his username is minecrafter2007 wich means he's 11 years old

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 5 років тому +283

      *Hopefully* it was just a gag account that someone made to answer that comment. It's been a while since I watched porn videos but most sites don't require that people sign up just to watch, and I have been tempted to make gag accounts like that sometimes when I see notably out of place comments begging for out of place answers.

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 років тому +8

      Maybe maybe not.

    • @DerTinker
      @DerTinker 5 років тому +135

      Or maybe he is playing since 2007

    • @samanthafehrer489
      @samanthafehrer489 5 років тому +27

      Well he's 12 now.

    • @amarvanduijneveldt7931
      @amarvanduijneveldt7931 5 років тому +51

      2007 is like 4 months ago

  • @shsl_empath5437
    @shsl_empath5437 6 років тому +2077

    WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT SINGING

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 5 років тому +23

      that title sounds like something out of jacksfilms

    • @shsl_empath5437
      @shsl_empath5437 5 років тому +27

      Gum Skyloard my name? If that’s what you are referring to, my name was in a “fix your username” yiay.

    • @Jiggerjaw
      @Jiggerjaw 5 років тому +2

      Different people are good at different things.

    • @ajvasquez6486
      @ajvasquez6486 5 років тому +1

      I know I'm a little late on replying but, that ending gave me OCD because he didn't sing the song right. Otherwise, he is a really good singer.

    • @shsl_empath5437
      @shsl_empath5437 5 років тому +3

      Aj Vasquez that’s true I guess lol. Still a good voice.

  • @hashkeksii5010
    @hashkeksii5010 7 років тому +1941

    What if I'm the Dragonporn?

    • @uvbe
      @uvbe 7 років тому +93

      Dovahdick

    • @snowwyflake
      @snowwyflake 7 років тому +20

      Dovahcock

    • @Incensement
      @Incensement 7 років тому +38

      Just here to remind people that there is actually a japanese Skyrim mod site called Dragonporn.

    • @franz.francisco
      @franz.francisco 6 років тому +2

      Incensement jesus

    • @tempname8263
      @tempname8263 6 років тому +6

      Hey-hey, watch yourself, young man!
      (it's a humorous pun, please like me)

  • @gaylgeoir6581
    @gaylgeoir6581 5 років тому +472

    Id genuinely like if Sorrow did full covers - his voice is really flexible, and he sounds good ! Bonus if Will plays guitar :D

  • @comfortingpersonorginal
    @comfortingpersonorginal 6 років тому +1523

    Who needs porn when you got coolmath games

    • @manicpixiedreamhurl03
      @manicpixiedreamhurl03 6 років тому +14

      T-Series 1 OMG I THOUGHT MY AREA WAS THE ONLY PLACE THAT DID THAT! COOLMATH RULES! (Actually it sucked. I’m glad our school got rid of it)

    • @kingdragon7239
      @kingdragon7239 6 років тому +6

      IT WAS AWESOME

    • @daymarafernandez2173
      @daymarafernandez2173 6 років тому +19

      @@manicpixiedreamhurl03 what the fuck is wrong with you?

    • @MikoYae
      @MikoYae 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, my school board banned it a few months ago :(

    • @murasakiusagi5124
      @murasakiusagi5124 6 років тому +7

      Noice, now who's up for watergirl and fireboy?

  • @ARetardWhoNeeds1000Subscribers
    @ARetardWhoNeeds1000Subscribers 6 років тому +588

    Tbh lately pornhub is more helpful with video games then any other comment section

    • @bwrp10
      @bwrp10 6 років тому +23

      Gamehub

    • @notapplicable4567
      @notapplicable4567 6 років тому +1

      Nerds link up on porn hub it is my place of refuge right next to myspace

  • @Liv-xt3mq
    @Liv-xt3mq 6 років тому +8232

    10x + 3 = -5 you say?
    I mean obviously the answers -5 it says it right there wtf.

  • @Thomas-rz5nt
    @Thomas-rz5nt 6 років тому +451

    The best part of that entire video was Will's guitar solo, Riptide is a great song

  • @RealPatrical
    @RealPatrical 5 років тому +797

    *pulls out meat scepter*

    • @kushagratripathi7444
      @kushagratripathi7444 5 років тому +22

      PatrickTheGamer01 owo

    • @terrierlovesyou
      @terrierlovesyou 5 років тому +14

      @@kushagratripathi7444 You both need help

    • @rhys1084
      @rhys1084 5 років тому +1

      The way that’s spelt just made me think of scyther

    • @disturbedtomato5163
      @disturbedtomato5163 5 років тому +4

      I M B E I N G T H R E A T E N E D

    • @sploinkbob
      @sploinkbob 5 років тому +8

      *meat scepter grows to signify confidence*

  • @audrey0554
    @audrey0554 7 років тому +9651

    I neeeeed a full cover of riptide (with Will on guitar of course)!!!

  • @unkill900
    @unkill900 7 років тому +569

    Well, it's always nice to know there is people that are willing to give you tips on Porn Hub.

    • @aj76257
      @aj76257 7 років тому +5

      Pun intended?

    • @unpaintedcanvas
      @unpaintedcanvas 7 років тому +19

      The Wah Man It's such a nice and wholesome community, isn't it?

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 6 років тому

      I get 5=x. Is that the right answer?

    • @unpaintedcanvas
      @unpaintedcanvas 6 років тому +8

      Imbi Sh Sorry, but no. Ya done goofed somewhere, kid. I'm just going to make some assumptions on what you might've done and try to correct those, so sorry if I don't correct what you exactly did.
      *Mistake #1:* You added 3 to the right side of the equation (in other words the -5 side). Let me give you an example of why that doesn't work.
      2x + 1 = -5
      In this case, we'll make x = -3. Doing this, we get...
      2*-3 + 1 = -5
      But, if we add one in the way you might've done, in other words adding 1 to the right side of the equation to get rid of the 1 on the left side, we get...
      2*-3 = 5 + 1
      In other words, I get that -6 = 6. Obviously, that's wrong. What you're supposed to do is subtract 1 from both sides like this...
      2*-3 + 1 - 1 = -5 - 1
      Which simplifies to...
      2*-3 = -6
      Think of the equations like how many gallons of water you have, and both are on a balance. In order to keep the two sides, the right and left sides, balanced, you need to do the same operation on both sides. (Ex.: taking one gallon of water from both sides, in other words subtracting one from both sides. Same goes with adding a gallon to both sides or adding one).
      *Mistake #2:* You did mistake #1 like this...
      Step 1.) 10x + 3 = -5
      Step 2.) 10x = -5 + 3
      Step 3.) 10x = -2
      I don't really know what you might've done afterwards if I'm making the correct guesses as to what you might've done. Maybe you divided both sides by 10 and got 5 out of that? I can't really think of something since I'm somewhat tired right now.
      Anyway, I'll go back to my water analogy. If you want to cut the water supply of both sides in half, then you divide by 2 like this (same should go for any sort of number)...
      You have this to start with...
      2x = 4
      Dividing by 2 on both sides, you get...
      x = 2
      Also, remember PEMDAS. Using PEMDAS on the original question, I get...
      1.) 10x + 3 = -5
      Subtracting 3 from both sides,
      2.) 10x + 3 - 3 = -5 - 3
      This simplifies to
      3.) 10x = -8
      Dividing 10 by both sides,
      4.) (10x)/10 = -8/10
      Simplifying that results in
      5.) x = -8/10
      Reducing the fraction, I get
      6.) x = -4/5
      Sorry if it seems like I'm insulting your intelligence, but I'm probably going to have to be a T.A. (Teacher's Assistant) at some point during college. As a result, I'm trying to communicate things as simply as possible without regard to how intelligent you actually are so that I can get some practice in when that day arrives.

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 6 років тому +1

      HerebyOrdinary nah man its cool. And i did make mistake #2. Its only been 2 years since i last do a math problem and now i cant even solve simple question. Sorry my asian brothers i have dissapointed you

  • @Sk8boardpsych0
    @Sk8boardpsych0 6 років тому +712

    Low-key, that Lilo and Stitch sandwich stacking game was my favorite.

  • @ro5h088
    @ro5h088 5 років тому +22

    Sorrow singing riptide with Will on the guitar is probably my favorite thing ever

    • @explode.the.universe
      @explode.the.universe 5 років тому +3

      Here's a replay button 5:02 👌

    • @ro5h088
      @ro5h088 5 років тому +2

      @@explode.the.universe your a true hero

  • @bensagerman8870
    @bensagerman8870 7 років тому +305

    come for the humor, stay for the outro music

    • @aidangarvey7049
      @aidangarvey7049 6 років тому +5

      Don't you have to stay for the humor to get to the outro music?

    • @umadbroyo2388
      @umadbroyo2388 6 років тому

      Bensagerman h

  • @phaetonxi344
    @phaetonxi344 7 років тому +1236

    2:36 Uhhh....I can explain.

    • @stefanpalicki3538
      @stefanpalicki3538 6 років тому +115

      reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @jasperpj8804
      @jasperpj8804 6 років тому +22

      Go ahead...

    • @spicyvro
      @spicyvro 6 років тому +11

      Bruh

    • @JayDaGresT_k
      @JayDaGresT_k 6 років тому +14

      General Grievous well 3 months ago u didn't do shit

    • @rakidavid1866
      @rakidavid1866 6 років тому +2

      Suuuuuuure

  • @VarynDEE33t
    @VarynDEE33t 6 років тому +4275

    That was a pretty good cover song at the end

  • @ashmeowy
    @ashmeowy 6 років тому +522

    Guys can someone help me with my math homework??
    2x - 4y = 8 and 6x + 3 = 12

    • @mastrblastr8662
      @mastrblastr8662 6 років тому +209

      Assuming you’re solving for y, you start on the right.
      6x+3=12
      -3 from both sides
      6x=9
      /6 from both sides
      x=3/2 or 1.5
      2x-4y=8
      Fill in and multiply
      2(1.5)-4y=8
      3-4y=8
      Subtract 3 from both sides
      -4y=5
      Divide -4
      y=-5/4
      GL, bud.

    • @tengentopka727
      @tengentopka727 6 років тому +22

      First find the value of x in eq(ii)
      6x + 3 = 12
      x = 3/2
      Add the value of x in eq(i)
      2 *3/2 - 4y = 8
      3- 4y = 8
      y = -5/4

    • @CN-dl6fb
      @CN-dl6fb 6 років тому +14

      X=(8+4y)/2
      (6(8+4y)/2) + 3=12
      24+12y+3=12
      12y=-15
      y=-5/4
      Now substitute the value of x-
      X=(8+4(-5/4))/2
      X=3/2

    • @mastrblastr8662
      @mastrblastr8662 5 років тому +75

      Damn, we’re such good people

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 5 років тому +12

      @gilby finn stonia How'd you get those points for the first one? Did you solve for the intercepts? If so, you're wrong. For the intercepts, it'd be y=4 and x=-2 {or (0,4) and (-2,0). Though it might be better to assume they have to solve for the intercept of the two equations they gave.

  • @htsboxes1876
    @htsboxes1876 7 років тому +1000

    I watched this for the outro, and I wasn't let down.

    • @taikutsu1541
      @taikutsu1541 6 років тому +3

      Hi My Name's Catrina

    • @vuxigeck5281
      @vuxigeck5281 6 років тому +2

      Taikutsu Ight.

    • @RYONAC0RE
      @RYONAC0RE 6 років тому +4

      HTS Boxes Ikr he sounds like a god.

    • @paz1261
      @paz1261 6 років тому

      Taikutsu who cares

    • @yeahuuhh441
      @yeahuuhh441 6 років тому

      What's the original song (seriously)

  • @guywhoissearchingfordankme1956
    @guywhoissearchingfordankme1956 7 років тому +266

    I used to be a pornstar until I took a arrow to the knee

  • @ourcade2626
    @ourcade2626 7 років тому +494

    Who needs PornHub when there's a channel like this?

    • @EC-hf8ui
      @EC-hf8ui 6 років тому +7

      Ourcade Well the channel needs it

    • @kamikaxedashinigami4937
      @kamikaxedashinigami4937 6 років тому +1

      I do 😂😂

    • @brandonclarke436
      @brandonclarke436 6 років тому

      Ourcade
      We do if we want this kind of video

    • @DR-54
      @DR-54 6 років тому

      Didn't make me cum
      1/10 won't watch again
      Needs more SootHouse
      2/20 won't watch again
      Still needs more SootHouse
      3/30 won't watch again
      A bit more SootHouse
      50/49
      *S O O T H O U S E L E V E L S A C H I E V E D*

  • @Xgames3033
    @Xgames3033 6 років тому +247

    I can relate with the chess thing...

    • @theonetruemungdaalgamer725
      @theonetruemungdaalgamer725 5 років тому +4

      Same here man.

    • @b-radfrommalibu9593
      @b-radfrommalibu9593 5 років тому +3

      Dick_kickem421

    • @birbin2443
      @birbin2443 4 роки тому +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the pain its unbearable

    • @emival3335
      @emival3335 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah me to bruh, I’m really bad at chess bc I have had very little practice in it, but damn do I hate continual error (or whatever it’s called, English is my second language)

    • @LegoLad659
      @LegoLad659 4 роки тому +1

      @@emival3335 I believe the term you're looking for is "Continuity errors" :)

  • @kae4487
    @kae4487 7 років тому +176

    That few seconds long Riptide cover was actually really good

  • @hellonaughtychildrenitsdar9034
    @hellonaughtychildrenitsdar9034 6 років тому +703

    Sorrow TV x Soothouse
    Sorrowhouse

    • @lowtiersquad9553
      @lowtiersquad9553 6 років тому +9

      hello naughty children its dark fics time That's my house.

    • @Layla.x.o
      @Layla.x.o 6 років тому +6

      Or soot tv

    • @midnight_harmony5954
      @midnight_harmony5954 5 років тому +8

      Sorrowhouse sounds like the name of a band that's just starting out

    • @sovietunion8087
      @sovietunion8087 5 років тому +2

      Wait are they not the same thing

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 5 років тому

      Soottv

  • @cel302
    @cel302 6 років тому +736

    2:31 missed a great chance to use the phrase 'erection collection'..

  • @anattempttomakecontent776
    @anattempttomakecontent776 5 років тому +49

    The singing in the end is actually really good :')

  • @Diego-vr1hh
    @Diego-vr1hh 7 років тому +240

    Damn that Riptide is pretty good

  • @shenn.annagins7176
    @shenn.annagins7176 6 років тому +1396

    As a hardcore skyrim gamer, that intro was great.

    • @bi-bibabyblue9649
      @bi-bibabyblue9649 6 років тому +22

      Shen N. Annagins Oh my Dibella we got anotha fan over here.

    • @ianpilar3311
      @ianpilar3311 6 років тому +4

      Shen N. Annagins so is it really wise to enchant your destruction to 0% cost? I see it is convenient for utterly obliterating any that oposes you but it seems to take out the challenge in battles

    • @DinoBoiRex
      @DinoBoiRex 6 років тому +2

      Same

    • @arfn1973
      @arfn1973 6 років тому +1

      Same :)

    • @Quazex
      @Quazex 6 років тому +22

      Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red,
      Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead
      And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade,
      As he told of bold battles and gold he had made.
      But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red,
      When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;
      "Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead,
      Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"
      And so then came clashing and slashing of steel,
      As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal.
      And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-
      When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!

  • @theonionking4761
    @theonionking4761 6 років тому +881

    holy shit hes actually really good at singing

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 6 років тому +19

      No, those high notes are clearly forced. I rate him a 6/10 at singing.

    • @nicholasparra9320
      @nicholasparra9320 6 років тому +1

      @@harleyspeedthrust4013 b you think you sound good? Nah it's just the voice in your head try actually singing that was great for what is assumed to be a quickly done take on riptide

    • @nicholasparra9320
      @nicholasparra9320 6 років тому +1

      @@harleyspeedthrust4013 True. Didn't mean to word it like that. Don't judge others based on your own standards is what I meant to get at. Sorry if you misunderstood

    • @tristianoronaldo8721
      @tristianoronaldo8721 6 років тому

      No. Nooooooooooooo.

    • @ilovemystove
      @ilovemystove 6 років тому +1

      Nicholas Parra You realize that was a joke......Right?

  • @niccotinepatch
    @niccotinepatch 5 років тому +302

    gotchu fam.
    10x+3=-5 /-3
    10x=-8 /:10
    x=-0,8

  • @corvusnine8167
    @corvusnine8167 6 років тому +3328

    2:13
    /copies link/
    /joins clan/

    • @potassiumgamer1936
      @potassiumgamer1936 6 років тому +97

      Corvus Nine /realises destiny 2 died about a month ago and gets $/£/3€ back for it at the store/

    • @birdsamora9925
      @birdsamora9925 6 років тому +10

      meh I'll join i hope bungo improves

    • @adintie6086
      @adintie6086 6 років тому

      potassium gamer can

    • @YunaLuni
      @YunaLuni 6 років тому +12

      You can't copy in a video.....

    • @victory7838
      @victory7838 6 років тому +58

      The Fake Green7 you can by looking at the link and writing it letter by letter

  • @rebelheart0776
    @rebelheart0776 6 років тому +1026

    Seriously? So much vile languages on those comments how dare you to post this on a friendly videosharing app

  • @andrewe-
    @andrewe- 6 років тому +110

    I was playing skyrim while the video started. And a random guard just told me the same line shown at the beginning. lol

    • @Inconzii
      @Inconzii 5 років тому +6

      r/thathappened

    • @kirakoraawesome
      @kirakoraawesome 5 років тому

      how where you watching a video while playing minecraft?

  • @whiterunguard7149
    @whiterunguard7149 5 років тому +164

    0:01 same

    • @ajax1475
      @ajax1475 5 років тому +7

      I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a arrow to the knee

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 років тому +4

      I'd rather be the Courier, personally. Sure, you get shot in the head, but you get to do whatever the hell you want in Vegas, and kick the asses of anyone who says otherwise!

    • @Alessiacarafanzaria
      @Alessiacarafanzaria 5 років тому +1

      Hey... I know you

    • @Alessiacarafanzaria
      @Alessiacarafanzaria 5 років тому +2

      Still tryna find your sweet role?

    • @GY-bd9bo
      @GY-bd9bo 5 років тому +2

      From your point of view, this may look like an 18-karat stroke of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.

  • @sabersahoge2695
    @sabersahoge2695 6 років тому +401

    5:08 you need to make a full cover of this

    • @clumsy_zebra_97
      @clumsy_zebra_97 6 років тому +3

      random exactly (dude are you fucking serious I’m the FIRST PERSON TO REPLY!?)

    • @tyndallmeow
      @tyndallmeow 6 років тому +2

      He really does

    • @rklselite8430
      @rklselite8430 6 років тому +1

      random dude I’m gonna sound like a asshat. What song is it lmao. I usually listen to rap like Kendrick and others but I do like actual music like that. Plz don’t fucking destroy me

    • @MeowMeow-dt7xi
      @MeowMeow-dt7xi 6 років тому

      Whats the original song?

    • @degeneratemilkhater5696
      @degeneratemilkhater5696 6 років тому +1

      MeowMeow riptide by Vance joy

  • @hypergu
    @hypergu 6 років тому +299

    No...
    I'M THE DRAGONBORN

    • @Alik_Odess
      @Alik_Odess 6 років тому +6

      No my friend! Not until No Nut November is over.

    • @riaski_a4
      @riaski_a4 6 років тому

      I'm already dragonborn

    • @theiromia2389
      @theiromia2389 5 років тому

      what the fuck is a dragonborn, can i be the elvenborn? i like elfs better

    • @jakobfenner5464
      @jakobfenner5464 5 років тому

      HyperGu *FWOOSH!*

    • @whiterunguard7149
      @whiterunguard7149 5 років тому

      Wrong

  • @novazo1
    @novazo1 6 років тому +332

    I've seen that one with the chess comment. I actually had to rewind to see if he was right. And he was.

  • @illusions500
    @illusions500 6 років тому +241

    Can you please do a full cover of riptide please

  • @ivanrompelberg7235
    @ivanrompelberg7235 6 років тому +341

    That soothouse logo looks like an age restricted asmr site

  • @buckshotsshawty
    @buckshotsshawty 7 років тому +215

    Can we please have a full version of an outro cover??

  • @bareebaultima3458
    @bareebaultima3458 7 років тому +741

    10x +3= -5
    -3 -3
    10x/10=8/10
    x=-0.8

    • @ibenb.4767
      @ibenb.4767 6 років тому +17

      NEEEEERD

    • @lunedez
      @lunedez 6 років тому +11

      Ele Star the fact that you remember this makes you a *_NEEERD_* . I think.. 🤔

    • @Breadkun69
      @Breadkun69 6 років тому +76

      We did it this way tho
      10x+3= -5 /-3
      10x=-8
      ×=-0.8

    • @matthewbertrand4139
      @matthewbertrand4139 6 років тому +17

      Y'all are right, but just so you're aware, you should generally express answers like this as fractions. It's just more useful and easier to work with.

    • @omgthatsthebestnameiveever5479
      @omgthatsthebestnameiveever5479 6 років тому +4

      Chipp O thats so fucking basic wtf are you talking about??

  • @rishabhkumar8192
    @rishabhkumar8192 6 років тому +124

    3:24 he sounds like dobby from Harry Potter.

    • @mirajananivenkatesh1582
      @mirajananivenkatesh1582 6 років тому

      You mean dobby

    • @manicpixiedreamhurl03
      @manicpixiedreamhurl03 6 років тому +1

      Mira Janani Venkatesh That’s what they said... also can you tell my master to hand me a sock? I don’t want to do her computer stuff anymore. Microsoft Access sucks

    • @andrewjohnstone7943
      @andrewjohnstone7943 5 років тому +2

      @@manicpixiedreamhurl03 did you just ask for an unused sock in comments on a video about porn?

    • @ok-hq8zr
      @ok-hq8zr 5 років тому

      LMAOOO

    • @joshcomeau3787
      @joshcomeau3787 4 роки тому +1

      @@manicpixiedreamhurl03 the comment was edited...

  • @og1314
    @og1314 6 років тому +628

    10x+3=-5 |-3
    10x=-8 |÷10
    x=-8/10

    • @avocaos
      @avocaos 6 років тому +93

      V3nom Rules which is -4/5

    • @og1314
      @og1314 6 років тому +11

      paintlands yea

    • @vinodkumaraug
      @vinodkumaraug 6 років тому +7

      It's yanny and it's pronounced as jif... Fucking JIF

    • @mateuszodrzywoek8658
      @mateuszodrzywoek8658 6 років тому

      Ok

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 6 років тому +11

      Its -4/5

  • @kincaidolsson6319
    @kincaidolsson6319 7 років тому +645

    Hey to everyone saying "EARLY SQUAAAAAD!!!!" I don't think it's good to admit you came early

    • @francescofulghieri9608
      @francescofulghieri9608 7 років тому +28

      Oh shit

    • @KennyWlr
      @KennyWlr 7 років тому +37

      Badum tss~

    • @djandr2830
      @djandr2830 7 років тому +4

      o shit waddup

    • @serpentsnekko
      @serpentsnekko 6 років тому +30

      Oh shit I think you just literally roasted everyone who ever tried for the early squad
      Which is basically everyone on UA-cam ever

    • @Duenschissdoktor
      @Duenschissdoktor 6 років тому

      Kenny Sonic Adventure 2 Battle Music

  • @GoodOneLULE
    @GoodOneLULE 7 років тому +214

    Pornhub is the best comedy website.

    • @GoodOneLULE
      @GoodOneLULE 6 років тому

      King Dededinkleberg the staff of magnus? Thats me, but its spelled Morokei i just changed it to Morokhai

    • @ghostseekerxiii8061
      @ghostseekerxiii8061 6 років тому

      Morokhai they have clown porn

    • @sauceboss6925
      @sauceboss6925 6 років тому +1

      Morokhai
      U wot? Well then you haven't seen -papa- Hentai Haven
      Then again, you need a high IQ to get it

  • @audreydimmel6674
    @audreydimmel6674 2 роки тому +10

    2:47 Can we talk about how Sorrow absolutely nailed the voice of the Resident Evil arms dealer?

  • @roland8821
    @roland8821 6 років тому +163

    Fockin hell mate you gotta good singing voice.

    • @degeneratemilkhater5696
      @degeneratemilkhater5696 6 років тому

      Roland you should hear his cover of 'I write sins not tragedies' at the end of his first r/Tumblr video if you haven't already

    • @gavinmiles6819
      @gavinmiles6819 6 років тому

      Roland fookin hell mate, Lazer sights

  • @Queddred
    @Queddred 7 років тому +847

    My boi doin collabs and shit. Im proud of ya
    Keep on going on

    • @Queddred
      @Queddred 7 років тому

      yey

    • @Odegrom
      @Odegrom 7 років тому

      KEEP'ER GOIN'

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 7 років тому

      Wolfai LET'S GET ER DOOOONNNNEEEEE

    • @trigger1377
      @trigger1377 6 років тому +2

      My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

  • @the_festive_gentleman
    @the_festive_gentleman 6 років тому +152

    Anyone else want a full cover of just will and sorrowTV?

  • @xx_zrx_xx
    @xx_zrx_xx 5 років тому +8

    Thank you, Sorrow, for bringing the 625 Sandwich Stacker game to my attention. Finally, something worth spending my time on

  • @Jelkeludo
    @Jelkeludo 7 років тому +68

    The one about taming the horse seems oddly appropriate...

  • @teacup4561
    @teacup4561 6 років тому +25

    Omg that riptide at the end was amazing
    Please do a full cover

  • @sofficoto
    @sofficoto 7 років тому +192

    Good lord, I love these.
    ALSO SONGSAT THE END IS WHAT I LIVE FOR

    • @richtorum9586
      @richtorum9586 7 років тому +4

      Loki WHATS YOUR NAME MAN?

    • @MK-wc7sy
      @MK-wc7sy 6 років тому

      Rich Torum would u like to take a guess?

    • @grumspf3340
      @grumspf3340 6 років тому

      What’s the skng

    • @taehametariq9120
      @taehametariq9120 6 років тому

      Riptide - Joy Vance

    • @theak5451
      @theak5451 6 років тому

      Rich Torum ALEXANDER HAMILTON

  • @rowlaskren1282
    @rowlaskren1282 5 років тому +25

    “Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines”
    Welp
    That’s ironic

  • @gavoserch
    @gavoserch 6 років тому +466

    2:21 My favorite part

  • @lithomas4875
    @lithomas4875 7 років тому +55

    you should do one on your own comment section

  • @John-qb8wh
    @John-qb8wh 6 років тому +744

    Late but great
    10x+3=-5
    10x=-5-3
    10x=-8
    x=-8/10
    divide them by 2 simplifying the equation
    x=-2/-5

    • @frogray7929
      @frogray7929 6 років тому +107

      Best simplifying 2018

    • @John-qb8wh
      @John-qb8wh 6 років тому +9

      FrogRay I see sarcasm in your statement would you be kind and point out whether I have done any mistakes or you would like to show us your way?
      If your statement wasn't intended for sarcasm please explain your statement

    • @frogray7929
      @frogray7929 6 років тому +86

      Sarcasm? Dude you are an amazing mathemagician. Only one with your skill could turn -0.8 into 0.4. Reality defying skill!

    • @John-qb8wh
      @John-qb8wh 6 років тому +2

      FrogRay -0.8 to 0.4? Divide -0.8 by -2 because negative times or divided by negative is positive and if negative positive or vice versa negative again

    • @frogray7929
      @frogray7929 6 років тому +28

      -0.8/-2 is 0.4, however, -0.8 isn't 0.4. Okay, dude look -8/10=-0.8 -2/-5=0.4,
      "x=-8/10
      divide them by 2 simplifying the equation
      x=-2/-5"
      They don't equal each other.

  • @maxanne5346
    @maxanne5346 5 років тому +38

    ok but that cover of riptide was good

  • @cee-vm9df
    @cee-vm9df 7 років тому +352

    Acid
    Acid
    Acid
    Acid
    Acid
    Acid
    Acid
    Acid

    • @cee-vm9df
      @cee-vm9df 7 років тому +2

      Constipated Dana
      What the hell acid?!

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 7 років тому

      CjGamerGER here I was expecting a plot twist and all I got was more acid

    • @natey9190
      @natey9190 7 років тому

      CjGamerGER will you help me with the *A C I D*

    • @BatteryAcid1103
      @BatteryAcid1103 7 років тому +7

      You called?

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 7 років тому

      Acid oh goddammit

  • @crazycorbin1611
    @crazycorbin1611 7 років тому +72

    That outro was good

    • @Mary1337
      @Mary1337 6 років тому +3

      it was perfect

  • @ry_jin
    @ry_jin 7 років тому +56

    You should consider making a full cover of the song you were singing in the outro. Your voice is beautiful.

    • @louis.r.corner6044
      @louis.r.corner6044 6 років тому

      Mr. Ludwig comments this on skithouse ‘will release a full cover of riptide and eat pant’

  • @eliasn0671
    @eliasn0671 5 років тому +18

    Can I just say I adore that solo (+ Guitarist) at the end

  • @mx.sydney1764
    @mx.sydney1764 6 років тому +30

    Honestly I just watch these videos for the singing at the end. It’s great 👌

  • @2AMSOUL
    @2AMSOUL 7 років тому +1629

    What ar ya selling?

    • @swankypants9366
      @swankypants9366 7 років тому +17

      Erections

    • @TheTrailerCREAT0R
      @TheTrailerCREAT0R 7 років тому +3

      2AM SOUL *thanks strain jaa*

    • @natey9190
      @natey9190 7 років тому +6

      2AM SOUL Roblox haxs with only Twelve payments of 99,99 you can have the see through clothes hax
      message for special specs

    • @TheClaybones
      @TheClaybones 7 років тому +5

      Dicks. Sweaty, smelly dicks.

    • @deziel6063
      @deziel6063 6 років тому +2

      Clay Bones hella gay

  • @willhall3983
    @willhall3983 6 років тому +58

    Can you start doing covers of songs? Maybe even start a separate channel and do that? I love your outros and hearing you sing, and Will was great as well in this particular one. I’ve just got to hear more of your voice, man.

  • @coconutwater7017
    @coconutwater7017 6 років тому +40

    Riptide?
    Nice
    Keep going man, you are getting better slowly but surely

  • @TheSkelliz
    @TheSkelliz 6 років тому +538

    Once upon a midnight dreary, While I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of hot chicks galore,
    While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, Suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, Mourning for my dear amour.
    "'Tis not possible!", I pleaded, But my browser, so conceited, Remained blank, I then repeated, Just a blank and nothing more.
    With a scream, I was defeated, For my cookies were deleted, So i begged, no longer seated, "Give me back my free hardcore!"
    Then, in answer to my query, Through the net I loved so dearly, Came its answer, dark and dreary: Quoth the server, 404.

    • @faitha.fraser459
      @faitha.fraser459 6 років тому +21

      TheSkellizVEVO' -ITS GUNNA TAKE ALOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUU-

    • @orionsarrow1025
      @orionsarrow1025 6 років тому +28

      This is just a story about someone struggling to get their hardcore but it felt like something straight out of a masterpiece.

    • @genesis011
      @genesis011 6 років тому +1

      This is deep

    • @cheersb02
      @cheersb02 6 років тому +18

      TheSkellizVEVO' dude put quotes around this, this is from the last pornhub comment video

    • @agostov.4508
      @agostov.4508 6 років тому +2

      pandas Thats what she said

  • @TheManster22
    @TheManster22 7 років тому +395

    r/Engrish next please.

  • @RockyWearsAHat
    @RockyWearsAHat 6 років тому +2064

    Who else paused to solve the equation?
    BTW it’s -0.8

    • @upsettispaghetti9900
      @upsettispaghetti9900 6 років тому +31

      Rocky thank you

    • @stearnsy4005
      @stearnsy4005 6 років тому +201

      Rocky It was very easy. 10x+3=-5. Subtract 3 from -5 to get -8. 10x=-8. -8÷10=-0.8. X=-0.8

    • @alexnick1504
      @alexnick1504 6 років тому +67

      Rocky I did that mentally,I mean what value should x have to be to become -5 at end result
      Edit:Indeed,no need to pause.

    • @rockyhamaker9314
      @rockyhamaker9314 6 років тому +8

      Rocky I'm rocky too

    • @pumpkibeezpt
      @pumpkibeezpt 6 років тому +20

      Not me cause I didn't know it, nor remember how to solve it. x'DDD
      Kudos to you who did, though.

  • @WinterGray8888
    @WinterGray8888 5 років тому +26

    Anyone else want a full will and sorrow cover of riptide?

  • @kingdededinkleberg7862
    @kingdededinkleberg7862 6 років тому +535

    no lollygaggin'

    • @redsharp2
      @redsharp2 6 років тому +22

      King Dededinkleberg you mean, Loli Gagging?

    • @hirokatsuvictor8755
      @hirokatsuvictor8755 6 років тому

      Holy shit, it's you again

    • @redsharp2
      @redsharp2 6 років тому

      Victor Molina Indeed

    • @dawsonseiders4119
      @dawsonseiders4119 6 років тому +9

      Stop you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in defense

    • @redsharp2
      @redsharp2 6 років тому +1

      Dawson Seiders Loli gagging

  • @That0Homeless0Guy
    @That0Homeless0Guy 6 років тому +5

    As someone with ASD I can relate to the chess one. So glad I've never watched that one. I once played a game of chess with my mate over text (back in the SMS days) while on a train trip to kill the time while he sat at home making moves on the board. He goes to me "If you have to pack up your chess set to get off the train I'll help you set it up later so we can finish the game" I said to him I don't have a set I just have the board in my head. I honestly surprised myself at the time too because I'd never tried to do anything like that before I just knew I could read like 20 digits back and forward after reading them once without thinking about it. I don't know the numbers forever maybe a day or two at most but if I recite one every day from memory I won't ever forget it.
    At the end of the day though I count them as "mostly useless" skills.

  • @AkashMishra23
    @AkashMishra23 7 років тому +41

    There's my post on there, I can't believe my post made it here, I'm proud.

    • @AkashMishra23
      @AkashMishra23 7 років тому

      Constipated Dana Now I wouldn't publicaly reveal my reddit account would I.

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 7 років тому +11

      Akash Mishra PICS OR GTFO

    • @AkashMishra23
      @AkashMishra23 7 років тому +2

      2017 National champs Nice Try NSA

    • @XianVivre
      @XianVivre 7 років тому +3

      Mine was too. Dick kickem is my account.

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 7 років тому

      Akash Mishra but how will my case against you stand up in court if I don't have pics. If my case won't hold up in court I'll have to skip the case altogether and just ship you off to Gitmo

  • @airaandsomethingelse
    @airaandsomethingelse 3 роки тому +2

    i keep coming back to this video just to listen to sorrow tv singing riptide truly the most wholesome experience

  • @Niom_Music
    @Niom_Music 6 років тому +100

    You guys should play Cards Against Humanity together! :)

  • @cryptolegend6706
    @cryptolegend6706 7 років тому +378

    10x + 3=-5
    X=-0.8

    • @Snardvark25
      @Snardvark25 7 років тому +35

      assasin pr0n -8/10

    • @basdenhollander8856
      @basdenhollander8856 7 років тому +5

      Max Fritze same answer right

    • @samantha-uw3ky
      @samantha-uw3ky 7 років тому +9

      assasin pr0n Atrocious!..you utilize the inferior decemal system? Get out of here you uncultured swine! Fractions run this earth.

    • @juliusmabry4839
      @juliusmabry4839 7 років тому

      Sir are you sure?

    • @박수연-w1t3l
      @박수연-w1t3l 7 років тому

      wtf x=-8/10=-0.8

  • @leonw.9298
    @leonw.9298 6 років тому +40

    I SEARCHED FAMILY FRIENDLY THIS IS WHAT CAME.......?!

    • @Jiggerjaw
      @Jiggerjaw 5 років тому +4

      That's not all that came.

    • @XO_Hikari
      @XO_Hikari 5 років тому

      Jiggerjaw ima stop you right there

  • @aidanlewis9357
    @aidanlewis9357 5 років тому +6

    I once watched a misheard lyrics for the Skyrim song and that’s all I could hear in this intro

  • @ursoftspot
    @ursoftspot 6 років тому +104

    Need that full cover of riptide lol hoho

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 3 роки тому +4

    That grievous comment is legendary as hell.

  • @DreamKeeper.
    @DreamKeeper. 6 років тому +77

    10x+3=-5
    subtract 3 from -5
    10x=-8
    divide 10 from -8
    x=0.8

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 5 років тому +16

      x is equal to -0.8, you forgot to keep the negative. Also, for wording math, it should be -8 divided by 10, not FROM, which is used when talking about subtraction (subtracting 5 FROM 10, for example).

    • @patrikhajdu7193
      @patrikhajdu7193 5 років тому +1

      This math is too hard i dont understand

    • @edvinisgaming3509
      @edvinisgaming3509 5 років тому

      @@patrikhajdu7193 what grade are you in its teached in 7th grade

    • @patrikhajdu7193
      @patrikhajdu7193 5 років тому

      mincegaming350&minecraft i have grade B in math?

    • @edvinisgaming3509
      @edvinisgaming3509 5 років тому

      @@patrikhajdu7193 no are you in 1st grade or second grade or 6th grade or 9 th grade? which grade?

  • @nazifahasan8211
    @nazifahasan8211 5 років тому +9

    Can we get a full version of you singing Riptide with Will on the guitar. That'd be great

  • @FidelCashflow_YT
    @FidelCashflow_YT 7 років тому +51

    Join the revolution!

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 5 років тому +5

    Please do more of this
    The added benefit is that you get to surf hardcore while you collect content

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 роки тому +1

      They uh...they don't look at the porn fam. They just go to the subreddit.

  • @TheFancyFedora
    @TheFancyFedora 6 років тому +367

    10 x -0.8 + 3 = -5
    x = -0.8
    That right?

    • @DarkRose658
      @DarkRose658 6 років тому +9

      The Fancy Fedora why the hell do I still know how to do this?

    • @elysium8131
      @elysium8131 6 років тому +13

      it's simple algebra
      you should apply those skills into calculus

    • @kaberfucl8322
      @kaberfucl8322 6 років тому +15

      Some 5th grade shit

    • @screech5325
      @screech5325 6 років тому

      How??

    • @kaberfucl8322
      @kaberfucl8322 6 років тому

      Jen
      How what?

  • @p-h-a-n-t-o-m
    @p-h-a-n-t-o-m 5 років тому +1

    that small riptide cover at the end is amazing though!!

  • @oggaaboggaa8317
    @oggaaboggaa8317 7 років тому +1392

    *YEET*
    Edit:why is this comment still getting likes?

  • @TathD
    @TathD 7 років тому +45

    Please do r/insanepeoplefacebook. Lots of good material for you there.

  • @hopernim
    @hopernim 6 років тому +196

    "I want to be your left hand man~"
    Me: are you sure you don't want to be a *right* hand man //wink wonk//

    • @gianna6094
      @gianna6094 6 років тому +2

      Hoper Nim o o f

    • @hopernim
      @hopernim 6 років тому +2

      Gianna i know it's horrible lmao

    • @gianna6094
      @gianna6094 6 років тому +3

      Hoper Nim no it's great lmaoo

    • @hopernim
      @hopernim 6 років тому +1

      Gianna yaayyy I'm glad you think so 😂😂😂😂

    • @centokiVA
      @centokiVA 6 років тому +1

      Hoper Nim HAMILTON

  • @johnmartonia1132
    @johnmartonia1132 5 років тому

    I'm pretending to read the comments with your voice. It's nice to hear your friends laughing. Gives me an idea of how it feels to have friends

  • @teavie8468
    @teavie8468 3 роки тому +6

    ive waited 3 years to finally watch this... im finally 18... its time boys...

  • @miletilblight2181
    @miletilblight2181 5 років тому +87

    *claps for will* BECAUSE he deserves it for the ending peice

  • @noodlezbunny
    @noodlezbunny 6 років тому +9

    i never thought that porn would make me say "damn i wish i could detatch my head"

  • @echomikoart
    @echomikoart 4 роки тому

    Your singing with the guitar was a true blessing