Andy Vs. Michael - Round 9 - The Ginger goes to Italy

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • We return to our Andy Vs. Michael series, but first, we open with a discussion on the ginger's first trip outside of the United States, and his unwillingness to hit on any Italian women. We (mostly me) have decided to solicit for help from the audience, please submit any and all suggestions for Michael's companion here:
    sheltonm204@gmail.com
    The remainder of our episode was the traditional A V M format, discussing some politics, current events, social commentary, and just general jackassery.
    Enjoy
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 91

  • @johnthierry5864
    @johnthierry5864 3 дні тому +30

    😂 He big bro’ed the shit out of this guy . I loved this

  • @justinlake6604
    @justinlake6604 2 дні тому +4

    My sister is single. Lives in MT. Now I know this will work because she's a lesbian. So with Michael's female tendencies I think it would be a perfect fit.

  • @mikelonde9567
    @mikelonde9567 3 дні тому +13

    Michael, you are okay. Just be you and be happy.

  • @tokyosan7906
    @tokyosan7906 3 дні тому +5

    When I was mid 20s I met this chick, same age as me..one thing led to another and we wound up back at her place where there was a ferret. It turned out to be a huge mistake, I got bit by the ferret at some point, and yeah don't f around with ferret people lol

  • @Worstpersonsingular
    @Worstpersonsingular 2 дні тому +3

    Michael, to be clear: you’re a good dude. You’re doing great. Keeping being exactly who you are

  • @Slade-6
    @Slade-6 3 дні тому +29

    I used to defend you Michael but, Andy is correct. You are in fact a proud gay man and there is nothing wrong with that.

    • @JayDubb3BCT
      @JayDubb3BCT 3 дні тому

      😂😂

    • @SemiferalTyler
      @SemiferalTyler 3 дні тому

      😂😂

    • @alexandercampbell0001
      @alexandercampbell0001 День тому

      It's all good, you're just experimenting. Andy understands, afterall, he spent over a decade in the Navy. Remember, it's not gay if you dont do it anymore😂.

  • @jkramer302
    @jkramer302 3 дні тому +7

    Gingers unite.

  • @gman52712
    @gman52712 3 дні тому +14

    This is not a match attempt- shed kill the poor dude but i wish my sister would date a dude like Michael and im out of my mind protective of her. The dude seems like a good kid.

    • @larryapl
      @larryapl 3 дні тому

      I agree. I speak from experience.

  • @shiggityswa
    @shiggityswa 2 дні тому +1

    God damnit Michael, plant your American flag pole in Italy, do it for America!

  • @Tango4able
    @Tango4able 3 дні тому +2

    So, here’s a question. Does Michael want to connect with a LDS girl? It seems he’s holding out for the “ right girl” so..

  • @PhilBreen-w7b
    @PhilBreen-w7b 3 дні тому +3

    My man has low self confidence from a certain black belt cough cough Andy crushing his spirit on the mat. 😂

  • @GR33KVIKING
    @GR33KVIKING Годину тому

    I understand the issues Michael sees, as a single male, when I’m in a public environment and someone I just met is trying to set me up with their single sister or friend, without the sister/friend having any actual interest or clue who I am or why I’m being brought to her attention. LOVE IT

  • @internet_internet
    @internet_internet 3 дні тому +3

    I’m almost 30, and have been single and celibate for almost 12 years now by choice. 6’3 very athletic guy, tried to go to bud/s twice. Have turned down plenty of women.
    When you experience just how wretched a woman can be, you learn exactly what you want and don’t want, and you learn exactly what warning signs to watch out for.
    I’ve pursued a couple women since, including a very appealing one right now in a couple of my classes who’s a couple years older than me, but I haven’t found one who’s been willing to be serious and dedicated after getting to know them. So who’s the problem there? The good young man, or the beautiful women who seem to be afraid of something serious or dedicated?
    In my experience, beautiful women are opportunists who want to keep as many options for men in their back pocket as they can. I’m not willing to be strung along as just another option of their current lot.

  • @gjb1088
    @gjb1088 3 дні тому +2

    Michael, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. You do not go looking for the one, the one finds you. And you won't know that you found the one until you stay with somebody for so long and you work so hard at your relationship that you figure out that it is the one she's worth all this goddamn work. Sew your wild oats brother. Make hay while the sun shines because one day you'll wake up and your back will hurt and it'll never stop lol

  • @scottpalmer1023
    @scottpalmer1023 2 дні тому +1

    I am seven minutes in and already hope this one never ends

  • @whatahamm
    @whatahamm 3 дні тому +1

    There’s a lucky girl out there waiting for you Micheal.

  • @activern9272
    @activern9272 3 дні тому +1

    I love these episodes! Thanks for making my morning! Michael - good luck!

  • @canterburyweatherupdates6791
    @canterburyweatherupdates6791 2 дні тому

    They love each other... relax people! Andy and Michael are close! Great shit chat.

  • @bmarshall80
    @bmarshall80 3 дні тому +1

    I'm looking forward to seeing updates about Michael's love life in future episodes

  • @steventaylor2967
    @steventaylor2967 3 дні тому +1

    I feel Michael is going to meet his forever wife in the metaverse #GenZGinger. Lmao

  • @roselee1974
    @roselee1974 3 дні тому +1

    Lmao, Andy is on a roll 😂😂😂

  • @BeerCigarsAndTexas
    @BeerCigarsAndTexas День тому

    I think Andy accidentally outted Mike

  • @pmit802
    @pmit802 3 дні тому +1

    That's a negative send him to JT in San Antonio

  • @KirHavi
    @KirHavi 2 дні тому

    sigmund stumpf meets Dr. Drew

  • @randymichel459
    @randymichel459 2 дні тому

    Michael, I have been in your shoes. You’re making good decisions. Don’t let the peer pressure give you doubts or derail you from your goals. I didn’t smash anyone in my early years because I didn’t want to have a child I couldn’t afford to have and support payments on top of that. Don’t date cougars either. That’s from experience. That’s all that is in my area as it’s slim pickens with what is in the dating pool here. They’re already done having the kids they want to have and decided to leave the father of those kids for someone that makes them feel young and can be an ATM for them.

  • @kevos823
    @kevos823 2 дні тому

    Andy for moderator!!!!!

  • @Utah2ofem
    @Utah2ofem 2 дні тому

    he actual put the email

  • @greggb1416
    @greggb1416 3 дні тому

    Andy is “brutal”…, and I love it. Hahaha…, Too funny. And for Michael, don’t worry, you will find someone, and don’t let Andy try to hook you up (no offense Andy), also having kids won’t be getting any cheaper…, and I think you would make a great dad. This from a 60yrs old man

  • @nikki7263
    @nikki7263 2 дні тому

    Maybe Andy’s kids know someone for Michael? Aren’t they around the same age?

  • @jeffashley766
    @jeffashley766 3 дні тому

    Hopefully the ginger will read this comment..so when i was your age i had three horrible relationships and decided to give up too..i am now 40 and single..do not end up like me..dont give up dude..you mifht think being alone is fine but at some point it just sucks

  • @kitchenchronicles1593
    @kitchenchronicles1593 3 дні тому

    Andy…your thoughts on Diddy…Let’s just say that you never disappoint. Please never change.

  • @TheBvirgilio86
    @TheBvirgilio86 2 дні тому

    "I'm going to try and link up with all of them." Ha ha ha That's pretty Diddy.

  • @SofaKingWashed
    @SofaKingWashed 2 дні тому

    Craig Jones kissing Gabi Garcia in the faceoff was Gabi's idea, lol. Both of them are top tier trolls.

  • @xalakaban
    @xalakaban 2 дні тому

    God the first half of this podcast feels like a conversation with my dad

  • @adamcarlson6004
    @adamcarlson6004 3 дні тому

    Andy for the record! I was a better Marine than the guy who asked you to sign Jack’s book, dammit!

  • @roselee1974
    @roselee1974 3 дні тому

    Yes, Diddy is in the same Jail. The baby oil as of yesterday was tested and they had GHB in them.

  • @JP-bx1qm
    @JP-bx1qm 3 дні тому +1

    😂

  • @drewsmith5961
    @drewsmith5961 2 дні тому

    Michael, let me give you some advice: When in Rome, do the Romans

  • @VilhelmSauers
    @VilhelmSauers 3 дні тому

    Michael. You can't win. Not with Andy. 😅

  • @KevinDiazx11
    @KevinDiazx11 3 дні тому

    24 years old and signal in Italy 😂😂 yeah he definitely gay

  • @DEVanderbiltCecil
    @DEVanderbiltCecil 3 дні тому

    You'll be
    famous soon.
    Congratulations.

  • @kevinpierce1735
    @kevinpierce1735 2 дні тому

    Yes Dan Qual George W Bush VP

  • @terrythoma6658
    @terrythoma6658 2 дні тому

    yes at 50 ...68 not so much

  • @kevinpierce1735
    @kevinpierce1735 2 дні тому

    Yes Gerald Ford

  • @KirHavi
    @KirHavi 2 дні тому

    go ask shoeonhead..... cross podcast

  • @lynchaa78
    @lynchaa78 3 дні тому +2

    Just got our power back on after a very scary night in SC. Have to say these episodes and with Grampy Stumpf are my favorite. Michael is such a nice kid. My husband was a lot like him at that age. Every pot has its lid. You're gonna find her (or him) Michael!

  • @jrproctor5161
    @jrproctor5161 3 дні тому

    Damn it Michael

  • @stephbrandenburg9957
    @stephbrandenburg9957 3 дні тому

    Prearranged

  • @hunterxangler
    @hunterxangler 3 дні тому

    150 is plus size

  • @Im-the-greatest
    @Im-the-greatest 3 дні тому

    Second

  • @Im-the-greatest
    @Im-the-greatest 3 дні тому

    Third

  • @Im-the-greatest
    @Im-the-greatest 3 дні тому

    First

  • @brandee9087
    @brandee9087 3 дні тому +2

    Michael is a actual gentleman! Thank you on behalf of women 🙏 Andy, you dirty bird!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nick-cn2fb
    @Nick-cn2fb 3 дні тому +2

    33:35 It came out they had an agreement to not fact check Kamala. Yall ride the fence so much. Stand on something.

  • @dforgash
    @dforgash 2 дні тому

    Austin? How about we give the mission set to Timmy K?

  • @jeffashley766
    @jeffashley766 3 дні тому

    Dude it has been happening (with ducks etc) but i dont blame the hatian people i blame our government for just dropping these people off into another country thinking culturally there wont be any issues..the big issue is the gangs coming across the border

  • @jayjohnson3732
    @jayjohnson3732 3 дні тому

    It’s so quaint that you said “she has to have some minimum level of intelligence” about Kamala.

  • @ZeroDarq30
    @ZeroDarq30 2 дні тому

    3:41 Micheal’s a red flag lol😮

  • @pmit802
    @pmit802 3 дні тому

    7

  • @rufflife413
    @rufflife413 3 дні тому +2

    The first 20 minutes of this podcast time I will never get back.What a waste of conversation.

    • @hardlylast
      @hardlylast 3 дні тому

      At the snap of my fingers you will believe you are gay

    • @nicocrivelli
      @nicocrivelli 3 дні тому +6

      the first 20 minutes were the best part

    • @hardlylast
      @hardlylast 3 дні тому

      At the snap of my fingers you will believe you are gay

    • @FJ24.
      @FJ24. 3 дні тому +8

      The first 20 minutes is what Andy vs Michael is all about

    • @JayDubb3BCT
      @JayDubb3BCT 3 дні тому +3

      Well it sure does sound like Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed..

  • @NaughtyScotty
    @NaughtyScotty 3 дні тому +1

    Michael reppin' that V card!

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 3 дні тому

    Diddy will be Arkancided.

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 3 дні тому

    Mike's great but definitely demonstrates the lower testosterone of todays youth ☹️. Mike ALMOST every one you will ever have will be a train wreck.

  • @xJakeShiesty
    @xJakeShiesty 3 дні тому

    Wasnt the goal for the trip? Go to Italy for 2 weeks and not slam a few. 🫠🫠