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  • Shower Thoughts Memes
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    Check these out or i will cry
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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  11 місяців тому +360

    subscribe for more, im actually changing my schedule now since im gonna go on holiday soon so i wont sound like im dying as ill be recording in morning. subscribe for more, and drop some video ideas! videos daily.

  • @RustyMew
    @RustyMew 10 місяців тому +220

    A shower thought I've always had about aliens:
    "If aliens do exist out there, who's to say they aren't just as terrified at the thought of us existing as we are at the thought of them existing?"

    • @lunaa143_
      @lunaa143_ 7 місяців тому +7

      TOO RELATABLE

    • @PlushiePoogle
      @PlushiePoogle 6 місяців тому +22

      There's a gazillion species on our own planet and only ONE that realizes other planets exist, and wondering if there's life on any of them. If there's life on other planets, who's to say they're even intelligent/evolved enough to wonder the same? Aliens are always depicted as humanoids and about equally smart or more advanced, but what if there's just a planet full of Earth's equivalent of goats or giraffes or some shit 😅

    • @pigninja8485
      @pigninja8485 4 місяці тому +1

      same with ghosts

    • @julian3620
      @julian3620 Місяць тому +1

      @@PlushiePoogle the goat planet is my place to be, i love this idea!! I actually never thought of that lol....

  • @ale_here4608
    @ale_here4608 11 місяців тому +820

    The " you are on a 2 minute timer and breathing resets it", made me breath manually, can't be the only one 😭

  • @gundamenjoyer217
    @gundamenjoyer217 11 місяців тому +418

    The last 10 minutes or so of this video had me WAY too close to an existential crisis than I am comfortable with

    • @catwannabe506
      @catwannabe506 11 місяців тому +19

      Same. I need to recuperate before continuing on the UA-cam rabbit hole.

    • @plet3
      @plet3 11 місяців тому +6

      I mean I would hope so, if you were comfortable with it, it wouldn’t be an existential crisis, it would just be an existential.

    • @catwannabe506
      @catwannabe506 11 місяців тому +5

      @@plet3 I like my existential crisis's like I like my coffee. A bunch of little kicks spread at random throughout the day.

    • @thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552
      @thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552 11 місяців тому +3

      The whole video for me 😭

    • @shinyvictoy1272
      @shinyvictoy1272 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@catwannabe506 I like my existential crisis's the way I like books.
      *I like to sit with them all day*

  • @noahdekezel925
    @noahdekezel925 11 місяців тому +158

    we never stop clapping , we just have really long pauses between every clap

    • @R0sieHere
      @R0sieHere 11 місяців тому +17

      no technically when we stop clapping, its because we wont clap again as we would be dead

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 11 місяців тому +15

      Do you know why in theaters, the bald people always sit first row?
      So the one-handed people in second row can clap, too.

    • @karlrose405
      @karlrose405 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@DoloresLehmann... bruh

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 11 місяців тому +2

      @@karlrose405 Yeah, I know, it's hilariously bad, that's why I find it hilarious.

  • @stupidArtKid_
    @stupidArtKid_ 11 місяців тому +103

    I'm not gonna lie when I say your voice is litteraly the only thing that makes me fall asleep. my whole life I have been a rough sleeper, i've tried oils, apps, meditation, diets, but they only thing that works is listening you a looped playlist of your videos.

    • @gothgirl4evr881
      @gothgirl4evr881 10 місяців тому +4

      Not quite sure a person would take that as a compliment or an insult😅

    • @stupidArtKid_
      @stupidArtKid_ 10 місяців тому +10

      @@gothgirl4evr881 I mean I think having a calming voice is a good thing, but I don't know how I would feel knowing i'm the thing that people fall asleep to.

    • @TamuTamuOnigiri
      @TamuTamuOnigiri 7 місяців тому +2

      For real tho, cause I'm doing the same exact thing. I always put his videos on to fall asleep. I also mean it as a compliment. He has a comforting, safe sounding voice! He also doesn't add obnoxious sound effects or have the music too loud so the audio levels are always perfect!

  • @user-nu8xi4sl1e
    @user-nu8xi4sl1e 10 місяців тому +37

    "you might have made a decision that saved your life unknowingly"
    Ah yes, *Breathing.*

    • @DannyWinsatLifeYT
      @DannyWinsatLifeYT 8 місяців тому +4

      Now I'm breathing manually. Damn you 😂😂😂

    • @thatsMel4ya
      @thatsMel4ya 3 місяці тому

      ​@@DannyWinsatLifeYTsame.

    • @Ame-no-SagumeFan
      @Ame-no-SagumeFan 2 місяці тому +2

      It does, in fact, restart your timer!

  • @whitetiana3022
    @whitetiana3022 11 місяців тому +124

    *octopus is just a wet spider.*
    crabs: "am i a joke to you?"

    • @iRinnda
      @iRinnda 10 місяців тому +7

      Because of you, I had to google crabs to learn they have 10 legs
      they are just wet crabs

    • @zevcrider3683
      @zevcrider3683 10 місяців тому +2

      Well sea spiders do exist (they look really cool search it up) so really THOSE are the wet spiders

    • @kayanovatv4010
      @kayanovatv4010 10 місяців тому

      everyone: yes

    • @Steven-bh4hc
      @Steven-bh4hc Місяць тому

      wet armored spider

    • @akyrasullivan-kk9wg
      @akyrasullivan-kk9wg Місяць тому

      Spider crabs grow up to 5 feet tall not there whole self just a leg!

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc 11 місяців тому +140

    As someone who thinks while in the shower, I can confirm these memes are true.

  • @mtb_prodigy4856
    @mtb_prodigy4856 11 місяців тому +621

    As a black watermelon Mexican taco American burger elephant exhaust pipe, I can confirm that shower thoughts are on a whole nother level

    • @Oscribus
      @Oscribus 11 місяців тому +57

      as a what my good sir.

    • @slam.p
      @slam.p 11 місяців тому +16

      yeah

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc 11 місяців тому +36

      ...could you elaborate?

    • @yourtoaster1515
      @yourtoaster1515 11 місяців тому +35

      could you repeat that 🗿

    • @failure4
      @failure4 11 місяців тому +32

      Rappers be like

  • @Stewartist1
    @Stewartist1 11 місяців тому +286

    As a showerhead who sees/hears too much, I can confirm, these are memes.

    • @lemagicbaguette1917
      @lemagicbaguette1917 11 місяців тому +12

      This gave me the image of a metalhead rocking out in a shower.

    • @RussiaForScale
      @RussiaForScale 11 місяців тому +6

      You can see us?..

    • @alganom
      @alganom 11 місяців тому +5

      i think of a normal guy with a shower head as a head, crying
      edit: I HOPE THERES ART ABOUT A SHOWER HEAD MAN OR SOMETHING, THERE HAS TO BE ONE

    • @YllidTheLoonyDog
      @YllidTheLoonyDog 11 місяців тому +3

      You can SEE us!?

    • @Idkqwhat
      @Idkqwhat 11 місяців тому +2

      As an omnipotent pineapple I can agree👍

  • @Chipfoxxo
    @Chipfoxxo 11 місяців тому +122

    love how people REALLY don't like the "life is like a video game" shower thoughts lmao

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 11 місяців тому +7

      But life REALLY is just like a video game. Literally. Get used to it, people.

    • @KiaSoulEV-rt4sg
      @KiaSoulEV-rt4sg 11 місяців тому +26

      @@DoloresLehmann no video games are like life. intentionally. they’re made to simulate human existence, it isn’t meta that they’re similar to life. i hate that so much it makes me so irrationally angry. ITS THE OPPOSITE

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 11 місяців тому +4

      @@KiaSoulEV-rt4sg That's as if you're saying "because paintings were created to simulate reality, reality can't look like a painting." Similarity always works both ways, or it's not similarity.
      I didn't say that it's meta that video games are similar to life, that's their intention. What's meta, if you think of it, is that life is also similar to video games, although there was no clear intention here to make it so.
      The similarity lies in the fact that in "real" life, just as in a video game, you're navigating a scenario that's only the way you perceive it, as long as you perceive it, but apart from your perception it's something entirely different. The objects you interact with on screen aren't really there. Neither are the objects you interact with in "real" life. In objective reality, there are no colours, no shapes, no sounds, no tastes, no smells, no structures that really are like you perceive them to be. Like, at all. With a very high probability, even spacetime and matter don't exist the way we perceive them. Or, as Anil Seth puts it: "We're all hallucinating 24/7. And when our hallucinations coincide, we call that reality."

    • @lorisewsstuff1607
      @lorisewsstuff1607 11 місяців тому +3

      Well, if Simulation Theory is true, our reality is somebody else's game.
      I just wish my reality wasn't like Cyberpunk being played by a 6 year old.

    • @chandrasekhargiri8590
      @chandrasekhargiri8590 9 місяців тому

      Lock picks are. illegal keys

  • @isaacengelking3259
    @isaacengelking3259 10 місяців тому +18

    I am personally not a fan of romance movies/shows, and I had a realization about why, and I feel that it counts as a shower thought.
    Watching a romance film or show feels like I am being a creepy neighbor that spies on the couple next door, but instead I am using a window to pear through their fourth wall.

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 8 місяців тому +4

      THIS OMG. It makes me so uncomfy also any kind of drama. I'm like why am I watching these strangers fight with each other, I shouldn't be here. What do I say to make it better oh wait I can't I just have to voyeuristically spy on them ruining each others' lives.

  • @Its_The_Astro
    @Its_The_Astro 11 місяців тому +45

    I once had a shower and then dumped an entire essay about parallel universes and how they are different from alternate dimensions, onto a friend over discord. They just responded with a thumbs up.

    • @flingyourself
      @flingyourself 11 місяців тому +7

      I’m actually pretty interested in that, could you post the essay as a reply or put it in a Google doc and send the link?

    • @thatsMel4ya
      @thatsMel4ya 3 місяці тому +2

      you gave the person an existential crisis, didn't you?

  • @30fpsgaming72
    @30fpsgaming72 11 місяців тому +31

    Discussed this with my phisics teacher already and you can make an antiflashlight but it will only work for a frequency set light in a controlled enviroment. You could theoretically make a room where you have two lights. If eighter one is powered on but the other isnt the room is illuminated but if both are powered on or both are inactive the room would be dark.

    • @EC2421Mir
      @EC2421Mir 10 місяців тому +7

      Oh now i am confused

    • @dommydgreat
      @dommydgreat 10 місяців тому +3

      I think i get it since light are waves then having another opposite wave would just cancel each other out right

    • @SimonSaysDeath
      @SimonSaysDeath 3 місяці тому +3

      Damn I love me a flashnight.

  • @arzamarsh1146
    @arzamarsh1146 10 місяців тому +14

    2:17 my theory is that many of us have experienced falling from smaller heights, and our brain takes that feeling and plays it on a loop.

    • @thatsMel4ya
      @thatsMel4ya 3 місяці тому +1

      wait that actually makes sens-

  • @ezrakornfeld8436
    @ezrakornfeld8436 11 місяців тому +57

    The plunger one at the start actually killed me. I can’t even 😂

    • @Barghaest
      @Barghaest 10 місяців тому +1

      Same. I can’t breathe from laughing!

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 7 місяців тому +1

      Well I never.

  • @LegendaMusica-Youtube
    @LegendaMusica-Youtube 11 місяців тому +5

    When your doing something without you realizing, your brain is keeping secrets from yourself.

  • @rogerminnick6470
    @rogerminnick6470 11 місяців тому +11

    16:37 did you know that if you try to ship a crate completely full of bananas it might actually be misinterpreted as an radioactive bomb by sensors

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 11 місяців тому +16

    1:02 Damn that just gotta be the rarest insult of 2023

  • @mrferguson6216
    @mrferguson6216 11 місяців тому +25

    actually the real reason why you wake up after you die is not because your mind doesn’t know what death is like but when you die in a dream it sends adrenaline through your whole body which makes you wake up and if it is true that you wake up because you don’t know what death is like why EXACTLY as i am about to sleep my mind suddenly like alright time to fall makes me feel like i am falling which makes me COMPLETELY awake then gets really mad at itself

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 11 місяців тому +1

      I actually dreamed of dying once and didn't wake up. I was riding one of those cart things down an mineshaft, and it was totally out of control, and I was heading towards a massive rock wall, and I knew, when I hit that wall, I'll be dead. Then I hit it, but I felt nothing, everything just exploded into a blinding bright light. Then the light gradually became weaker and smaller again, until I recognized it was a big bright hospital lamp, and I was a newborn.

  • @collision1447
    @collision1447 11 місяців тому +3

    liking music is enjoying a specific type of noise, and liking movies or tv programs and all that is just liking a specific type of light

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 11 місяців тому

      A specific type of light combined with a specific type of noise, otherwise the liking would be significantly less.

  • @Crowzer_DZ
    @Crowzer_DZ 11 місяців тому +15

    2 types of people
    normal people: see a shower thought and generally get annoyed by it
    psychopaths (me): see a shower thought and wants to hear more because its fun and doesnt make me question reality in the slightest

    • @Serenity-jt9hl
      @Serenity-jt9hl 10 місяців тому +2

      Acording to that logic, I am also a pychopath

    • @thedragonfox6699
      @thedragonfox6699 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Serenity-jt9hl same

    • @Xanadu_VII
      @Xanadu_VII 2 місяці тому +1

      @@thedragonfox6699 bruh, I think we all are.

  • @weebandgaminginc.7593
    @weebandgaminginc.7593 10 місяців тому +15

    I came up with this ATLA theory while watching memes. It’s no shower thought, but it’s close
    Water benders freeze objects by bending them on a molecular level. Think about it. Heat scales off how fast particles move. When water benders boil water, they are making the water molecules move even faster. When they freeze something, they make the molecules slow down noticeably

    • @Sam-uj8fy
      @Sam-uj8fy 10 місяців тому +1

      This is the worst, best reason I have heard of. I love it.

    • @thedragonfox6699
      @thedragonfox6699 3 місяці тому +1

      Water bending is overrated, I'm a neck bender
      *snaps neck*

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thedragonfox6699 uh… I think I’ll stick to water

    • @Xanadu_VII
      @Xanadu_VII 2 місяці тому

      @@weebandgaminginc.7593 I prefer fire.

  • @Hellspawn13
    @Hellspawn13 11 місяців тому +10

    On the teeth question, your brain doesn't care what your teeth taste like because it's too busy processing the feeling of your tongue on your teeth.
    I know this from firsthand experience.
    If I don't get enough sleep, I get migraines. My specific lot in life is to get COMPLEX migraines, which are the kind that make parts of my body go numb. Usually I lose one arm or the other and some part of my face. I lose no motor functions, just sensory perceptions. I'm also lucky enough to get blindspots, so I'm the fun kind of person who is driving down the interstate at 75mph, completely unable to see out my driver side window, oblivious to my side view mirror, blind to my speedometer, and unable to see my left hand - and my brain has no idea where my left arm is and can't feel anything from the shoulder down, so steering is completely based on muscle memory.
    One of the fun parts of losing feeling temporarily in parts of my face is that I lost feeling in my teeth a couple times. It's nothing like the dentist. I could feel my tongue, my gums, my lips, my cheeks, but my teeth were oblivious to the world.
    That's when I found out that yes, your teeth do indeed have a taste. They taste like teeth. It's difficult to explain otherwise without sounding like a crackhead so bear with me for a sec.
    Remember when you were a kid and you were losing your teeth? Maybe your parents forgot to keep up the tooth fairy charade and your tooth was still under your pillow in the morning. How many of you licked it? Remember the taste? That's what teeth taste like. And they taste the same when they're alive and well inside your head, they're just warmer.
    To those of you who didn't lick your severed skeletal fragments, I *know* you put one of those smooth pebbles in your mouth at LEAST once. It's similar to that taste, but more like skin.
    And when you can't feel your teeth and you run your tongue across them, it's an incredibly disturbing feeling - it feels like someone else's teeth are inside your mouth - and it tastes like... teeth.
    The only explanation I can come up with for this is that the touch signal the teeth send from being hit by the tongue overrides the taste signal the tongue sends from running across the teeth. But yeah, your teeth taste like teeth and your brain doesn't care as long as it can feel your teeth.

  • @hollyjoestar8782
    @hollyjoestar8782 11 місяців тому +12

    20:12 but saying "No balls" makes it seem like a challenge but still makes it seem really motivational

  • @DoloresLehmann
    @DoloresLehmann 11 місяців тому +6

    3:53 I, on the other hand, have childhood memories that I'm not sure if they're actually memories of the event or of my imagination when other people retold me the event.

  • @Ben_Kimber
    @Ben_Kimber 11 місяців тому +7

    That one at 3:00.
    Yes, I do remember that. Every New Years until 2019, I carried the hope that this year would be better than the previous year. And I got my expectations up only to be disappointed by the end of the year. After every year got progressively worse for about five years in a row, I was done. So at the end of 2019, I told myself I was going to keep my expectations so low I couldn’t possibly be disappointed. Then 2020 happened and I realized my expectations couldn't possibly have been low enough.

    • @ashlymenard5780
      @ashlymenard5780 10 місяців тому

      You probably weren't surprised, though.

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 10 місяців тому

      @@ashlymenard5780 I kind of was. I don't think anyone really expected 2020 to be as terrible as it was. I had a feeling 2020 would be worse than 2019, based on the downward trend I had noticed, but I never could have predicted that it would be that bad. With COVID-19, the Asian Giant Hornets arriving in North America, the Australian wildfires, and several other notable tragedies, after a while, it seemed so absurd that it almost became funny, especially when I thought about what I had said to myself before that year started.

  • @spicy_meatball862
    @spicy_meatball862 11 місяців тому +13

    When you eat, your tongue moves around and just pushes food, but dodges your teeth in time to not get bitten (most of the time) No one ever notices.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 7 місяців тому +1

      Holy moly

    • @thatsMel4ya
      @thatsMel4ya 3 місяці тому +2

      ....NO. (ello fellow bi)

    • @spicy_meatball862
      @spicy_meatball862 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thatsMel4ya Hello :)

    • @jmeow1598
      @jmeow1598 Місяць тому

      Hi, fellow Bisexuals™

  • @Dumb850
    @Dumb850 11 місяців тому +13

    I love shower thoughts

  • @ryanwallace2718
    @ryanwallace2718 11 місяців тому +15

    not gonna lie, I don't get shower thoughts in the shower, I get them literally any time of the day. shower time is the time to reflect upon everything you have ever done to everybody and then apologize in my head for about 30 min.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 7 місяців тому

      So you too have ADHD.

  • @probablyaveteran
    @probablyaveteran 11 місяців тому +5

    14:37
    The man really wants to revive dinosaurs just to kill them and eat them again. They've already gone through that, let them rest.

  • @riffraff7942
    @riffraff7942 11 місяців тому +9

    1:52 That was very wholesome

    • @BisonorusMSM
      @BisonorusMSM 2 місяці тому

      I was looking through timed comments and saw you, what the hell are you doing on an vaazkl video

  • @christopherlambert6503
    @christopherlambert6503 11 місяців тому +15

    I listened to this while I was in the shower, best time in my life

  • @Fibero-Fibero69_420
    @Fibero-Fibero69_420 11 місяців тому +10

    7:30
    I never knew I could hear VaazkL making a high pitched sound somewhat in the sound of an elephant, but now that I have.. I don't even know anymore

  • @fish7107
    @fish7107 11 місяців тому +2

    Japanese spider crab are just acceptable water spider to eat

  • @SomeRandomNerd248
    @SomeRandomNerd248 11 місяців тому +2

    The magic never specified that Pinocchio had to know he was lying

  • @Oscribus
    @Oscribus 11 місяців тому +6

    1:14 those poor jenga pieces :( i haven't played jenga in years but now i wanna play again

  • @ShadowDemon_4
    @ShadowDemon_4 11 місяців тому +10

    When you're thinking your brain is just talking to itself.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 9 місяців тому +2

      What I like about my brain is that it doesn't merely talks to itself.
      It downright argues and disagrees and tries to compromise with itself.

    • @ShadowDemon_4
      @ShadowDemon_4 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jessiehogue.Genuis.

    • @Quacking-duck
      @Quacking-duck 8 місяців тому

  • @Voidrift4991
    @Voidrift4991 11 місяців тому +4

    8:15 that “not yet” was worryingly threatening…

  • @ethanreyes1797
    @ethanreyes1797 11 місяців тому +3

    A slushie is just ," Ice soup ."

  • @mr.miyagi9121
    @mr.miyagi9121 11 місяців тому +7

    20:44 and 7:31 are a VaazkL certified collection of what a centipede and a elephant would sounds like

  • @colleens1107
    @colleens1107 11 місяців тому +4

    I think that one commenter who wrote WHAT DAFUCK ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT IN THAT SHOWER? Most accurately describes Shower thoughts tweets

  • @Iiverpoolfc
    @Iiverpoolfc 11 місяців тому +37

    man called an octopus a spider 💀💀

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 11 місяців тому +4

      🐙💨 (waves tentacles threateningly) I'll show you who's a goddamb spider!!

    • @tdl487
      @tdl487 11 місяців тому +6

      I thought crabs were the ocean's spiders.

    • @ashlymenard5780
      @ashlymenard5780 10 місяців тому +2

      Correction: a wet spider

  • @zaydenmYT
    @zaydenmYT 11 місяців тому +3

    12:15 Saw someone else add "what if the escape pod was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs" and I'm about to explode

  • @acesinger6092
    @acesinger6092 10 місяців тому +3

    4:29
    THIS. As someone who’s in college right now, THIS IS FACTS😭

  • @winterdoggo9690
    @winterdoggo9690 10 місяців тому +3

    Here's one: you feeling cold is basically just your body trying to heat up the entire universe by itself.

  • @zoetrogolo7349
    @zoetrogolo7349 Місяць тому +1

    I love when we come to a point in the meme where it literally cannot be said in a monotone voice. Its like a bucket of ice being dumped on your head.

  • @ExoticCheeseDev
    @ExoticCheeseDev 11 місяців тому +4

    18:38 now THIS is an accurate representation of what adhd does

  • @Badelo.
    @Badelo. 11 місяців тому +8

    0:35 bros onto something

  • @CatManReal
    @CatManReal 10 місяців тому +2

    2:17
    Its probably related the the fact that humans are naturally born with a fear of falling. We know what it is and we want to avoid it at all costs, so we need to know exactly how it feels. Our falling dreams are just a preview for a natural human fear.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 7 місяців тому

      Yes, we probably evolved it as a survival mechanism

  • @Iiverpoolfc
    @Iiverpoolfc 11 місяців тому +50

    i'm making it out of the shower with this one 💯💯

  • @kestrelflame9258
    @kestrelflame9258 11 місяців тому +12

    As a person who has showered, I can confirm that these thoughts have happened.

    • @crummybunny777
      @crummybunny777 10 місяців тому

      ❤Sometimes God sends us people that were meant to stay with us for a season not forever Go to God he will help you find the right person God sends people sometimes for a season to help grow our faith and to learn important lessons but their not meant to stay with you forever cheating is a sin
      Deadly sins are
      Lust
      Greed
      Pride
      Envy
      Gluttony
      Sloth
      Wrath
      Sin is very serious in the eyes of God that punishment for sin is death its Hell aka the lake of fire❤ if youre a world follower this wont make sense to you.
      But God can help you if you come to him❤
      The way i accepted God was saying in my head one day i meant it with all my heart saying God, im just gonna trust you.
      From that day everything was different
      You may be depressed or even suicidal let me tell you i was to but dont go to tharapy or medicane that cost money go to jesus its free and its long term everything else will expire and you wont be fullfilled the way God can fullfill you❤
      Let Jesus be lord of your life lord of your money lord of your mind
      These things arent easy
      Many think since life is so short we should follow our dreams and stuff but really we should be praparing for enternity!
      Mapalo
      DLMchristianlifestyle
      Billy Graham
      Lion of judah
      The beat by allen parr
      Nick jones
      Are good places to start remember you cannot be a True christian without the help of the holy spirit❤ many say their christian but have no relationship with God if you been christian your whole life but what i said doesnt make you care or if it makes you mad than are you a True christian?❤❤❤
      Remember This...
      God is love and he loves You!❤
      And another thing No one can sell their souls all souls belong to God and when people sell their soul to the devil the only reason they get something out of it when they sell it to him for something is the devil deceiveing them to make them think they sold their soul but God gives us free choice so God wont force us to do things ❤
      ​​ Jesus can help you 100% the devil will tell you Go to therapy that most of the time cost a lot of money or go to drinking or medicane or drugs or smoking or anything other than God it's one of the many things I've learned❤
      What many dont seem to realize is theres more to the word believe then just believing he exist if you believe theres a God live like theres one dont rely on yourself or others depend on God The devil doesn't rule hell religion can't save you only Jesus can christian is most hated bc it's true and the devil knows it
      Even zodiac signs they aren't real don't let the devil deceive you has anybody noticed they all have something to do with sin? No you are not easily angered Bc youre an Aries no you don't like the color black bc you're a Scorpio no youre not lazy bc you're a taurus literally sloth is a sin and black is the color of darkness and God is the light and the demons hate God so they love the dark and when I started following God he opened me and my sisters eyes to realize zodiac signs aren't real many go too astrology and tarot for their future or whats meant for them but never to God or the bible they want what's fun but sadly these are demonic things believe it or not :( me and my sister use to be so caught up in astrology and stuff like that but Not anymore so no you're not that way bc of zodiac signs it's your sins idc how accurate it seems don't be deceived ❤
      idk if you are gonna read this but i will tell you and everyone God is real 100% believe it or not and what good is it too gain the whole world and lose your own soul? The bible Aka Gods word never said Good people go to heaven and bad people go too hell Far from true! Nobody not no one can work their way into heaven you cant offer God nothing to get in its a free gift you receive it by faith!
      Repent from sin, sin desires evil things like LilnasX Meghan thee stallion cardi B im telling you and everyone Sin is very serious in the eyes of Our holy God Mrbeast idk if you will read this or not but think about how our world and the people werent like this 1000 years ago things have changed❤
      Guys the bible tells us more people go too hell than heaven if you live in sin and don't repent you won't be saved and god doesn't send people to hell if they go too hell they go of free choice! Hell was made for the devil and his angels you should watch billy garham give your life to Jesus we are in the last days and Jesus loves you and he shedded blood on that cross without the shedding of blood sin cannot be forgiven and sin is very serious in the eyes of god
      I was depressed to and sinned for fun I had suicidal thoughts I remember in my room one night I told god that of things don't change I'm gonna kms I was sorry weak and at sometimes so weak I felt like I was dying then I remember a really good day came a day I loved so much and wanted more of so on that same day I remember saying god, I'm just gonna trust you and when you try to do something right the devil attacks you so the next day was horrible
      I don't wanna say how it was it was just horrible! I stayed strong BC after so long of trying to go to anything else but god they all failed me so I held on to god as the reason let me skip to now and say I started off faithless now I'm so faithful in god I started off worried for my future now I know its something gods gonna handle I'm not feeling depressed anymore the whole year of 2022 was hard but with god I made it threw!
      Now I learned so much and love my relationship with god I know he loves and cares for me AND HE LOVES AND CARES FOR YOU TOO! I remember I was depressed and believed god didn't love me or care for me but that what the devil telling me lies and I had so many demons but now its 2023 I'm free!💗💕 give god your life today he can do things unimaginable👑😇
      please don't waste time we are in the last days the bible never said just be a good person and be nice to people and you will go to heaven No you need to be willing to give up sin anything evil bad is sin even evil thoughts come to Jesus today you never know when its too late💕 and also hell is full of constant suffering and nightmare and you are forever alone Guys the bible tells us more people go too hell than heaven if you live in sin and don't repent you won't be saved and god doesn't send people to hell if they go too hell they go of free choice!
      Hell was made for the devil and his angels you should watch billy garham give your life to Jesus we are in the last days and Jesus loves you and he shedded blood on that cross without the shedding of blood sin cannot be forgiven and sin is very serious in the eyes of god I was depressed to and sinned for fun I had suicidal thoughts I remember in my room one night I told god that of things don't change I'm gonna kms I was sorry weak and at sometimes so weak I felt like I was dying then I remember a really good day came a day I loved so much and wanted more of so on that same day I remember saying god, I'm just gonna trust you and when you try to do something right the devil attacks you so the next day was horrible I
      don't wanna say how it was it was just horrible! I stayed strong BC after so long of trying to go to anything else but god they all failed me so I held on to god as the reason let me skip to now and say I started off faithless now I'm so faithful in god I started off worried for my future now I know its something gods gonna handle I'm not feeling depressed anymore the whole year of 2022 was hard but with god I made it threw! Now I learned so much and love my relationship with god I know he loves and cares for me AND HE LOVES AND CARES FOR YOU TOO!
      I remember I was depressed and believed god didn't love me or care for me but that what the devil telling me lies and I had so many demons but now its 2023 I'm free!💗💕 give god your life today he can do things unimaginable👑😇 please don't waste time
      we are in the last days the bible never said just be a good person and be nice to people and you will go to heaven No you need to be willing to give up sin anything evil bad is sin even evil thoughts come to Jesus today you never know when its too late💕❤❤❤ deadly sins are lust greed gluttony sloth envy and more but I forgot💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Bdang87
    @Bdang87 11 місяців тому +6

    Imagine being able to think in the shower let alone think

  • @caelenselke-minogue
    @caelenselke-minogue 11 місяців тому +7

    You know it's funny when he can't stop from laughing 16:21

  • @josephadventure4635
    @josephadventure4635 11 місяців тому +4

    1:57
    And I took that personally.
    How dare they trick me to smile, now ima make sure my day is bad just to spite them

  • @debadityanath4398
    @debadityanath4398 11 місяців тому +5

    6:23 the most evil one in the entire video

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose 11 місяців тому +4

    5:20 So snails are like weeping angels?

  • @strawberriesandpeaches9816
    @strawberriesandpeaches9816 4 місяці тому +1

    3:49 this hits so hard sometimes i get lucky and someone else who was there will tell me it acc happened and other times i just have to stay there and slowly go insane

  • @jakobdiehn6596
    @jakobdiehn6596 11 місяців тому +3

    13:18
    same goes for potatoes, actually

  • @Indiyacausey07
    @Indiyacausey07 11 місяців тому +7

    My brain hurts after this. I feel like I have to figure out all the questions in the universe.

    • @imtyler99yearsago90
      @imtyler99yearsago90 11 місяців тому +1

      People who want to cancel cancel culture are doing what cancel culture likes to do, cancel things

    • @Indiyacausey07
      @Indiyacausey07 11 місяців тому

      @@imtyler99yearsago90 No, now my hurts even more. 🤣😂

    • @imtyler99yearsago90
      @imtyler99yearsago90 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Indiyacausey07 A baby that is being born right now could possibly be the leader of your country in the future

  • @mohsinhusain21
    @mohsinhusain21 11 місяців тому +6

    4:45 bruh watched that 4 times and it made me laugh every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @colekam6443
    @colekam6443 7 місяців тому +2

    4:05
    ninja cowboys: hee hee
    micheal jackson: hey thats my line

  • @user-ec8dx4yx8q
    @user-ec8dx4yx8q 4 місяці тому +2

    0:07 it's like saying an elephant is a dinosaur with a peepee on his head

  • @rahberry18-56
    @rahberry18-56 11 місяців тому +3

    I'm so glad I limit myself to only 599 bananas per second.

  • @pickledude-jk3vc
    @pickledude-jk3vc 11 місяців тому +5

    Vaazk: I'm not reading this, it makes my brain feel weird.
    Me: don't you mean your wad of soggy bacon?
    19:55

  • @blitzwolf4052
    @blitzwolf4052 11 місяців тому +1

    vaazkl noises are my frickin favorite, he just has this tired ass voice and then bam silly noise

  • @AuroraTheTherian45
    @AuroraTheTherian45 10 місяців тому +2

    It's hilarious how he censors some cuss words sometimes, and then just completely ignores the fact that they're supposed to be censored

  • @Eeveeismypatronas
    @Eeveeismypatronas 11 місяців тому +4

    0:22 the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland, believe it or not.

  • @kirb1325
    @kirb1325 11 місяців тому +4

    18:56 I believe the toilet is in a tacobell

  • @MaxwellCatAlphonk
    @MaxwellCatAlphonk 4 місяці тому +1

    *Literally every single one:* _something smart yet cursed_
    *THAT one:* "I forgot to bring a towel"

  • @shaunbear13
    @shaunbear13 11 місяців тому +2

    You can crush your own head with your hands, but you would have to remove the areas in your brain that gaslight your mouth into thinking that it can't bite off your finger with the same ease as a carrot.

  • @vihrintu
    @vihrintu 11 місяців тому +7

    Now the night is not that creepy anymore thanks to 4:14

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 11 місяців тому +5

    10:10
    Your jaw muscles are strong enough for you to bite clean through your own tongue, but your brain is wired to prevent you from doing that. I would assume the same principle applies here.

  • @jakeperalta7803
    @jakeperalta7803 7 місяців тому

    3:54 exactly the same feeling here. I remember doing some bizarre things sometimes and dont know if its real

  • @shoukonee-san6235
    @shoukonee-san6235 3 місяці тому

    I’d seen the ghost outfit one years ago and still think about it occasionally

  • @SpaceMothMars
    @SpaceMothMars 11 місяців тому +3

    21:29 this hits in a different way

  • @tristancoulson1964
    @tristancoulson1964 11 місяців тому +5

    Bruh the c4 one made start laughing so hard 3:04

  • @fromthedarkness7547
    @fromthedarkness7547 11 місяців тому +1

    We never domesticated cats, they just realized that we'll give them food and shelter for free under the guise of being friends, and just took advantage of that.

  • @BearlyAiden
    @BearlyAiden 11 місяців тому +1

    The radio active spider one is not far off. There is a spiderman universe where there are a bunch of spiders pretending to be Peter Parker/spiderman

    • @Back-in-Brack
      @Back-in-Brack 11 місяців тому +2

      this is why i cant sleep at night

  • @maxweltersworld2270
    @maxweltersworld2270 11 місяців тому +4

    1:20 i had a dream where i died in a car crash but i didn't wake up, i went to basically a purgatory. The purgatory was a mansion and i had to compete in challenges and games to come back to life. Ngl, sounds like a sick movie idea.

  • @xx_kikoo_xx9874
    @xx_kikoo_xx9874 11 місяців тому +4

    4:59 probably coming from an american who never learned a name during history classes

  • @reharm_reality
    @reharm_reality 8 місяців тому

    Even weirder is the thought that, of all the people you've ever fantasized about, it's entirely possible that one of the ones you didn't end up with also fantasized about you.

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 27 днів тому

    There are also always people missing bones and/or other body parts, so that brings the average amount of skeletons a person has down

  • @hazakurasuyama9016
    @hazakurasuyama9016 11 місяців тому +3

    If octopi are wet spiders… what are crabs?

  • @BlueWolfRoblox
    @BlueWolfRoblox 11 місяців тому +4

    Technically, an uterus is a real-life preparation lobby

  • @kennagel8088
    @kennagel8088 4 місяці тому

    Love this channel. I watch it before bed to make me laugh. Thanks

  • @Sillyguymandude
    @Sillyguymandude 11 місяців тому +2

    I better be allowed to choose any look when I die, like making a skin in a video game.

    • @Back-in-Brack
      @Back-in-Brack 11 місяців тому +1

      What if when you die you respawn in the lobby of universes and get to choose the next one you could be spiderman if you wanted to
      and those stories of people being reincarnated are just people who chose the same universe twice
      and theres just so many its really unlikely to do that

    • @Sillyguymandude
      @Sillyguymandude 11 місяців тому

      @@Back-in-Brack what the fuck was past silly thinking making a bisexual mentally ill loser when I could’ve been batman!

  • @AverageRoblosEnjoyer
    @AverageRoblosEnjoyer 11 місяців тому +3

    ok.
    why do we label these thoughts as shower thoughts when we dont even bother to think even half of them in the shower?

  • @tristanwebb5290
    @tristanwebb5290 11 місяців тому +4

    18:00 this comment made me feel lonely

  • @ead5070
    @ead5070 11 місяців тому +2

    “Pretty bold of you to say that since you got named after the sound a plunger makes”
    “Gugulethu Mhlungu”
    💀💀💀💀💀

  • @crowleysgirl3257
    @crowleysgirl3257 10 місяців тому +1

    2:42 This is the plot of A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift, the guy that wrote Gulliver's Travels. When we had to read it for homework in college, it was pretty easy to mess with those who didn't do the assignment.

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 8 місяців тому +1

      Yesss I love A Modest Proposal. Though it may be even more morbid-- sell your children to the rich as food so that you have money for food and fewer mouths to feed, iirc? I feel like that's somehow worse.

  • @HrLBolle
    @HrLBolle 10 місяців тому +2

    Great to watch before sleeping 😴
    Especially 9:34

  • @DragonTheOneDZA
    @DragonTheOneDZA 11 місяців тому +3

    So everyone licked their teeth after the tasteless teeth one... Right?

  • @deebte__
    @deebte__ 10 місяців тому +1

    my brain is trying to think of like 50 things at once so i'm really not thinking anything rn i'm finally at peace just with a quiet war in the background

  • @Soupdog4557
    @Soupdog4557 11 місяців тому +1

    LOVE YOUR VIDS KEEP IT UP

  • @saikoormike
    @saikoormike 11 місяців тому +4

    5:38 Well they can't be in a relationship with me because I'm Aroace

    • @afreakingtree
      @afreakingtree 11 місяців тому +2

      Im ace but I dont wanna be 😞

  • @Karma_Void
    @Karma_Void 11 місяців тому +3

    4:39 I hated the way he said ‘GOODMORNING’ it I felt very weird

  • @maxridriguez7751
    @maxridriguez7751 9 місяців тому +1

    That voice in your head volume one is causing my heart rate to go up and my blood pressure to rise from the panic of not being able to make the voice louder, it’s always the same

  • @oliviaharris8480
    @oliviaharris8480 9 місяців тому

    That one about dreaming childhood memories was so relatable though. Once I dreamt that I watched one of the newer seasons of a show when I hadn’t, and when someone asked me if I had I needed to think about it a moment 😂.