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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  Рік тому +157

    drop some video ideas!
    twitter.com/vaazkl - follow me on twitter FOR MEMES
    PLZ subscribe for more if you enjoyed for more, it helps!

  • @stormbringer9015
    @stormbringer9015 Рік тому +1491

    Let’s be honest, for the first meme, everyone’s had that idea for money when we first learned about how it worked.

    • @gegW30
      @gegW30 Рік тому +106

      At least he printed it i tried to DRAW MONEY

    • @StevenCardona-t9f
      @StevenCardona-t9f Рік тому +85

      @@gegW30At least you tried to draw money, I thought that every green piece of paper was money.

    • @MrH.09
      @MrH.09 Рік тому +26

      Yup. I'm pretty sure that's what the President thinks too

    • @StevenCardona-t9f
      @StevenCardona-t9f Рік тому +25

      @@MrH.09He forgets that he's the president half the time

    • @gegW30
      @gegW30 Рік тому +3

      @@StevenCardona-t9f haha mitchikatsu had so innocent childhood

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 Рік тому +319

    2:09 Bugs do in fact not take fall damage, this is because the air resistance slows them down like a parachute :D
    The square-cube law is quite impactful for them.

    • @googooseyep
      @googooseyep Рік тому +25

      I've heard it's because of their small size, and since less mass is being pushed on them upon impact (body weight is to smal for compression of the body) they just land and go on.
      But good info! Cool to know thx :)

    • @DailyWorkoutEnjoyer
      @DailyWorkoutEnjoyer Рік тому +16

      Also the part of bugs that protects them is their exoskeleton which is very light for how strong it is.

    • @calluxdoaron1903
      @calluxdoaron1903 Рік тому +12

      Yep, small mass and higher area of air contact leads to their inability to reach terminal velocity. Same goes for some mammals too. Like cats.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Рік тому +4

      Yup

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 Рік тому +6

      @@calluxdoaron1903Especially small mammals like mice and squirrels,
      I still wouldn't trust a cat to always survive a fall from a skyscraper.
      Would hurt reaaal bad for em.

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 Рік тому +204

    The Golden Snitch sounds like something that some ancient king added to Quidditch so that his idiot son could participate in the game without getting in the way of the players that knew what they were doing.

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 Рік тому +8

      Hahahahhah this is really underrated😂😂

    • @saccorhytus
      @saccorhytus Рік тому +3

      Yeah honestly

    • @kostaclay321
      @kostaclay321 Рік тому +4

      Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality?

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 Рік тому

      @@kostaclay321 ;)

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 Рік тому +2

      It just proves that the author didn't think anything about her world through.

  • @redwitch12
    @redwitch12 Рік тому +865

    Oddly enough, one woman who DID take a DNA test to verify her two kids were hers during divorce proceedings got quite a surprise when the paternity was fine, but the maternal connection didn't match up. She was suspected of taking part in some kind of fraud or surrogacy scam, claiming someone else's children as her own, even though both she and her husband protested that no such thing was going on. She was pregnant with her third child at the time, so the court appointed an observer to be present during the birth and for blood samples to be taken from mother and baby immediately...and those didn't match up, either. However, a DNA test on the woman's mother confirmed a match with the infant as one would expect from a biological grandmother. Turned out that the woman had chimerism--an unborn, absorbed twin sister had "survived" in her, genetically speaking, and those alternate genes were present in her reproductive tract (a DNA test done on cells from her cervix DID match the infant), but not in her skin, hair, or blood. Look up "Lydia Fairchild" if you're curious.

    • @hefoxed
      @hefoxed Рік тому +149

      Came to mention this.
      There's also cases of babies getting swapped at birth and such that has likely involved DNA tests, and horrifying cases of children being stolen and kidnapper pretending to be the mother.
      There's also stuff like babies being stolen at hospitals (was an article on abc today about a reunion in Chile of one such case, guy reunited 45 years after being stolen from his mother -- thousands of babies got stolen in Chile during a horrible time in their history), and being reunited via DNA tests :x

    • @MintMilk.
      @MintMilk. Рік тому +15

      Fascinating.

    • @Jane-yg3vz
      @Jane-yg3vz Рік тому

      This story is why I wonder how many men are out there thinking their kids aren't their's, when it's actually just a case of chimerism and their sperm actually belongs to their absorbed brother.

    • @sandasturner9529
      @sandasturner9529 Рік тому +4

      Cool!

    • @sillyputty3601
      @sillyputty3601 Рік тому +16

      @@hefoxed I've seen this question and response many times. The question doesn't make me lose faith in humanity but the response does. It shows a total lack of imagination, as though the person thinks that life just runs smoothly for everyone and in the same way.

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc Рік тому +459

    as someone who is occasionally stupid, i can confirm these memes are true

    • @soggybrainy6344
      @soggybrainy6344 Рік тому +9

      Its more than occasionally isnt it

    • @Minecraftforlife99
      @Minecraftforlife99 Рік тому

      Your occasionally stupid?

    • @MrH.09
      @MrH.09 Рік тому

      yes very true

    • @MB-vk3ub
      @MB-vk3ub Рік тому +6

      as someone who is always stupid, I can confirm this confirmation is true.

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc Рік тому +1

      @@soggybrainy6344 yes

  • @Cygnusart0843
    @Cygnusart0843 Рік тому +209

    As someone who’s stupid all the time, I can confirm these memes are relatable and true.

  • @ericasmith6498
    @ericasmith6498 Рік тому +111

    In high school, a girl in my class was distraught because her pink ribbon keychain broke. She said, "How am I supposed to support breast cancer now?" I explained that you don't actually support cancer, you support awareness or cures for cancer, and she was adamant that she did. Several times after that she got mad at me because "you don't support cancer."

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 Рік тому

      So, I guess she wants the deadly disease to win and kill people?

    • @TheGamingVanillite
      @TheGamingVanillite Рік тому

      Yeesh, and they say boys are stupid

    • @sharksareinteresting
      @sharksareinteresting Рік тому +9

      Damn.. I hope that she learned that she was supporting cancer and fixed the mistake when she got older

    • @titandarknight2698
      @titandarknight2698 Рік тому +8

      lol Probably a language barrier. When I first read that I also got confused.

    • @debbiechan8657
      @debbiechan8657 9 місяців тому +2

      Wait in High School!?

  • @HarrisonBorbarrison
    @HarrisonBorbarrison Рік тому +15

    “Wisdom has been chasing you but you are too fast”

  • @TheSkookat
    @TheSkookat Рік тому +102

    7:42
    That is a myth. Sloths don't mistake their arms for branches and fall to their death

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 Рік тому +15

      Same goes for turkeys drowning in the rain. That's a myth too

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 Рік тому +23

      @@iaminsideyourwalls2021 i've never heard of that myth but i think i just took psychic damage from that stupidity. like, how would that even work?

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 Рік тому +19

      @@genericuser984 Apparently, some turkeys have some sort of neurological disorder called tetanic torticollis spasm or TT for short. This causes them to cock their heads up and stay that way for about a minute or longer. Which is bad when it's beginning to rain. Wild turkeys ain't dumb but domestic turkeys are.

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 Рік тому

      @@genericuser984 Oh yeah, this is my source
      ua-cam.com/video/kT-xSUlregY/v-deo.html&si=6J0FVPp105D7sE9X

    • @essenceofexcellence1832
      @essenceofexcellence1832 Рік тому +1

      @@iaminsideyourwalls2021 isn't that what all birds do when it hails?

  • @thecluckster3908
    @thecluckster3908 Рік тому +38

    11:00 you get rid of a few boxes, cat litter, and ruin a porch pirate’s day.

  • @edeasley144
    @edeasley144 Рік тому +53

    First guy's son has a bright future ahead as a government economist.

  • @chaus1ku
    @chaus1ku Рік тому +56

    1:21 - 1:25 The "Bro, you're supposed to support the awareness, not the disease 😭" made it funnier 😭✋

    • @chaus1ku
      @chaus1ku Рік тому

      1:11 - 1:21 This one made me so mad bro 😭

    • @chaus1ku
      @chaus1ku Рік тому

      1:57 - 2:01 Ok forget that one 😠

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 Рік тому +19

    My great-niece slid some handmade money across her teacher’s desk . . .
    “Let’s just say I don’t have any homework,” she murmured.

  • @Ittbitt9999
    @Ittbitt9999 Рік тому +24

    Imagine having you skin melt off from the toxic lake and the first thing you think is, " better post this tiktok "

  • @randomramen3749
    @randomramen3749 Рік тому +12

    5:33 i always read ‘goth clowns only’ no matter how much time it takes to read it 💀💀

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 7 місяців тому +1

      @randomramen3749
      Yup! Dyslexia confirmed yet again. I even paused the video because he just went too damn fast and did not even read the damn sign, and even after having read the damn sign I still thought it said Goth Clowns Only! 🤣

    • @AuroraTheWoIf
      @AuroraTheWoIf 15 днів тому

      I read it clown gowns only

  • @walternelson2687
    @walternelson2687 Рік тому +35

    That life hack with the Amazon box isn't much of a life hack. But imagining package thieves stealing a literal *box of shit* is hilarious.

    • @TheGamingVanillite
      @TheGamingVanillite Рік тому

      I prefer Mark Robers Glitter bomb

    • @gravity_cow
      @gravity_cow Рік тому +3

      @@TheGamingVanillite Why choose between them when you can have the best of both worlds? Like, hypothetically, I don't think the glitter bomb HAS to be filled with glitter.

    • @dakikamado7343
      @dakikamado7343 8 місяців тому

      Lol

  • @hel1c0pr10n
    @hel1c0pr10n Рік тому +50

    Once heard a story from Virginia where a family of 5 (parents, 2 daughters, 1 son) stopped at a gas station while on a road trip and the YOUNGER DAUGHTER WAS STOLEN BY A WOMAN IN THE LADIES ROOM. The woman managed to change her clothes and buzz her hair in the three minutes that the family was separated. They found her before she even left the bathroom, and the offender walked out with some shiny new bracelets 🚔

  • @Clouds.nroses
    @Clouds.nroses Рік тому +51

    5:47
    Bro😭😭 gender neutral parenting means not assigning a gender to things and letting your child like whatever they want regardless of their gender, not trying to force your kid to only like gender neutral stuff😭😭 (please correct me if I’m wrong😅)

    • @ari638
      @ari638 Рік тому +21

      Exactly!! My parents raised my brother and I gender neutral before it was a common thing, not because of any ideologies they had, but because they didn't see a reason why we had to be restricted to certain types of toys if our interests lied elsewhere. We played with a lot of lego friends sets because of the lego animals, set up marble runs around the living room, walkie talkied from across the house, had nerf gun fights, and made jewelery/crystals/soap. I had no interest in dolls and he had no interest in cars. We both had a very fulfilling childhood.
      Anyway, the point is that if you offer your kid a range of toys and they go for the ones stereotypical of their gender (not because they were peer pressured into it either) then that should be just as celebrated as going for neutral or opposite gender toys, because its not about changing your child to be gender neutral it's about letting them follow their true interests.

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Рік тому +10

      @@ari638 As a guy, I've always lowkey loved flowers!

    • @ari638
      @ari638 Рік тому +8

      @@ootfan7882 I hope you can grow flowers in your home/garden

    • @katelijnhovestad8382
      @katelijnhovestad8382 11 місяців тому +1

      "please correct me if im wrong" this is hilarious

    • @pegfingers
      @pegfingers 11 місяців тому +10

      i absolutely hate all this shit about forcing lgbt and equality on kids 😭😭 like im gay but i don't need to know about that as a child? and i wouldn't want that forced upon me. the amount of people i've seen who force their kids to be gender neutral, or even force them to be gay or bi.. which is.. WILD for a fucking three year old.. is disgusting. i'm all for giving kids any toys they want, not just gender-specific, but like.
      like, i used to have one of those toy kitchens, i did cheerleading with my sister as a toddler because i looked up to her. i'm glad my parents gave me those opportunities. they're learning experiences and kids shouldn't be locked out of those because they're too girly or masculine. but forcing things like that on kids? they don't even know what gender is?

  • @greenboi5536
    @greenboi5536 Рік тому +26

    People are rly out here acting like they finished the entire video 1 minute after it came out

  • @Lynxmountain
    @Lynxmountain Рік тому +13

    some of these memes make me wonder how these people are still alive and roaming free.

    • @CaptainDCap
      @CaptainDCap Рік тому +2

      Most of the comments make me ask the same question.

    • @peskwawa
      @peskwawa Рік тому +1

      @@CaptainDCapmost of the comments are being sarcastic, so you can save your braincells

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 Рік тому +26

    8:14 That's BELGIUM! Both of you are donuts.

    • @usopp3730
      @usopp3730 Рік тому +1

      I think it’s china🤔

    • @chanda9481
      @chanda9481 Рік тому +5

      🇨🇳 china
      🇩🇪 germany
      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 england
      🇧🇪 belgium

    • @Liamguy999
      @Liamguy999 Рік тому +4

      A fellow flag guy 🇸🇨 🇱🇨 🇿🇦

    • @TheWorldsLargestOven
      @TheWorldsLargestOven Рік тому +2

      Um no, that's one of the pride flags.

    • @BB_GreenTheE
      @BB_GreenTheE Рік тому

      @@TheWorldsLargestOven🏴‍☠️

  • @leeuwengames315
    @leeuwengames315 Рік тому +11

    6:37 the plexiglass is not protecting you it is protecting the cashier who probably did a mandatory covid test before going to work at the time of taking this photo.

  • @DeathWolf88888
    @DeathWolf88888 Рік тому +10

    I thought the watermelon guy was trying to throw it at the guy outside the train at first lmao

  • @TheBadManJESTA
    @TheBadManJESTA Рік тому +30

    Drinking fountains got me dead💀

  • @WigglyStuf
    @WigglyStuf Рік тому +34

    As a white man I can confirm race and gender existing is an idea that I perpetuate 🧐

  • @AriThePerson
    @AriThePerson Рік тому +2

    "I call this the nutcracker"
    IDC IN EVERY UNIVERSE THATS GOTTA HURT

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 5 місяців тому

      NOT mine... keep your legs shut and pick ONE !!😉😂 Also doubles as free advice for ALL girls too !!😂🤣

  • @darkwhale109
    @darkwhale109 Рік тому +7

    11:01
    “sometimes my genius is… it’s almost frightening”

  • @matahugu8675
    @matahugu8675 Рік тому +26

    2:00 it's so much worse because the math isn't even right 💀

    • @water7962
      @water7962 Рік тому +6

      true 9 + 9 is obviously 19 and a half

    • @malthe236
      @malthe236 Рік тому

      @@water7962tru

    • @TheOgMD4
      @TheOgMD4 Рік тому +6

      Water, you're wrong 9+9 is 8. Shake my smh head.

    • @FenrizNNN
      @FenrizNNN Рік тому +5

      9+9 = 21

    • @Lolbit3cl1pse
      @Lolbit3cl1pse Рік тому

      9+9 = yes

  • @ItalianCountryball11
    @ItalianCountryball11 Рік тому +11

    6:09
    “Me is the video maker”
    -CircleToonsHD

  • @stephaniemooneyham616
    @stephaniemooneyham616 Рік тому +7

    12:19 this conversation makes me want to become a serial killer

  • @AidanWR
    @AidanWR Рік тому +17

    The plexiglass at the cashiers is to protect the cashier from the twats that go out in public while sick

  • @Aerion_Dirceus
    @Aerion_Dirceus Рік тому +42

    11:00 Vaazkl obviously doesn't live in area where package theft is common.

    • @BewilderedCitrus
      @BewilderedCitrus Рік тому +13

      I was looking for someone to point this out

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  Рік тому +10

      i get what u mean, but why would you purposely want to annoy them or troll them genuine question

    • @Aerion_Dirceus
      @Aerion_Dirceus Рік тому +12

      @@VaazkLShorts .... are you serious?

    • @andrewpinedo1883
      @andrewpinedo1883 Рік тому +15

      ⁠@@VaazkLShortsIf you want to stop porch pirates, you need to get creative. The police won't do anything about it even with video evidence, as Mark Rober demonstrated.

    • @BewilderedCitrus
      @BewilderedCitrus Рік тому +13

      @@andrewpinedo1883 Yeah, it's a sort of way to help enforce the idea of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in a literal way. Package thieves need the lesson more than anyone else.

  • @gravity_cow
    @gravity_cow Рік тому +33

    5:34 as a goth clown, I can... wait a minute

  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 Рік тому +1

    Never have I felt such unyielding rage like after seeing these stupid people write about their stupid thoughts.

  • @lordreaper3712
    @lordreaper3712 Рік тому +8

    5:02 i am genuinely amazed that the ruthe phoenix person is still ALIVE, that noise and those symptoms mean they are about to go to medical bill hell
    or just straight actual hell.

  • @RedSonsTemper
    @RedSonsTemper 5 місяців тому +1

    The one about changing your zodiac sign..😂
    The 'forgive me' at the end killed me.

  • @mr_MysteriX
    @mr_MysteriX Рік тому +15

    I died at the chromosomes one💀

  • @lindsey_the_wolf1294
    @lindsey_the_wolf1294 5 місяців тому +2

    5:34 I actually am dyslexic, and the first time I read it I saw “Goth Clowns only”

  • @philhemop3811
    @philhemop3811 Рік тому +9

    14:13 Holy shit, it’s Soldier being schooled by Demoman

    • @seanzamidar5771
      @seanzamidar5771 Рік тому

      that meme where demoman shows soldier scotland then soldoer nukes it then demoman nukes america

  • @Chuck687
    @Chuck687 Рік тому +15

    8:55 guys just ignore her, she is just trying to defend her own mother

  • @Crimson_Screwball3446
    @Crimson_Screwball3446 Рік тому +37

    17:54 call me stupid, but that guy has a point. But in all seriousness, I'm surprised they never did anything involving like, the golden snitch being used for cheating, like a manipulation spell that makes it easier to catch for one person, but harder for everyone else.

    • @lazyeyedsponge
      @lazyeyedsponge Рік тому +10

      It’s so dumb because there is no reason to ever catch the snitch if your team is losing by more then 100

    • @peesche
      @peesche Рік тому

      Stupid

  • @LucasTheOnion
    @LucasTheOnion Рік тому +22

    to be honest, in 2:45, even if it was the right figurine, she still wouldn't have been praying to budda but budai, who is supposed to be the next iteration of the budda in a long ass time.

    • @gtdc4685
      @gtdc4685 Рік тому

      "There are no accidents." Grand Master Oogway

  • @Cool_Adrian7
    @Cool_Adrian7 Рік тому +6

    6:50 bro... roman numerals got me dead 🗿🤣

  • @TinyFoxTom
    @TinyFoxTom 7 місяців тому +1

    That lake wasn't toxic until the influencers got in it.

  • @cheesedrawz2340
    @cheesedrawz2340 Рік тому +4

    my home country getting called england and germany just makes me think if belgium actually exists

  • @bethanybrookes8479
    @bethanybrookes8479 8 місяців тому +1

    I like the last one. It's exactly how science works which is hilarious, dumb and fun.

  • @Djembedude12
    @Djembedude12 Рік тому +24

    8:38 is kinda a legit question though 💀

  • @AgentCelestia2
    @AgentCelestia2 8 місяців тому +1

    If there was proper signage around the toxic lake, I would be more sorry for any inflatables involved rather than the people.

  • @Fironnathedarkelf
    @Fironnathedarkelf Рік тому +9

    amazon litter box one is if you have porch pirates. (they will steal a box of cat poop)

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 Рік тому +1

      I approve of this idea. Fuck porch pirates.

  • @PiXEllzz_DRAWzz
    @PiXEllzz_DRAWzz 5 місяців тому +1

    8:14 HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE BOTH WRONG YOU ABSOLUTE CANDLESTICKS

  • @TylerDevine
    @TylerDevine Рік тому +10

    everybody is really good at being stoopid

  • @mixymaxox
    @mixymaxox Рік тому +16

    0:48
    That completely contradicts the entire point of being Vegan-

  • @alsuqh389
    @alsuqh389 Рік тому +3

    that first one is the type of guy to think you can fail a pregnancy test

    • @stephenii
      @stephenii Рік тому +1

      You can but the chances are too low

  • @JG-xi4tu
    @JG-xi4tu Рік тому +1

    I love how sometimes the stupid person is just corrected by another stupid person 8:14

  • @captaingoji5456
    @captaingoji5456 Рік тому +6

    This is the first time in a while I’ve lost this many brain cells just from listening

  • @Lvmelton415
    @Lvmelton415 Рік тому +1

    5:33 as somebody who isn't super dyslexic but slightly HOLY shit it took me like 2 minutes to read that properly

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 5 місяців тому

      Ditto 😂😂they be effing with us ALL !!!

  • @KenanLaudat-tp3bp
    @KenanLaudat-tp3bp Рік тому +10

    6:54 The plague is also still around today but not much people have it...

  • @Ordinaryhumanbeing-cg5vx
    @Ordinaryhumanbeing-cg5vx Рік тому +14

    Thanks for this video man. My faith in humanity was about to be restored, but you took it away again.

  • @YellingGamerCat
    @YellingGamerCat Рік тому +34

    This be more funny then my grandmothers funeral 😂

  • @Fizzydov
    @Fizzydov Рік тому +14

    14:13 YOU ARE AN ENGLISH MAN IN A DRESS

    • @big_oil
      @big_oil Рік тому +3

      I can’t believe you’re real

    • @malthe236
      @malthe236 Рік тому +1

      Tha soldher isghghuih reap

  • @Fenyxclips
    @Fenyxclips Рік тому +3

    Nothing better than watching this while also having an argument over cars with my brother. The stupidest argument even.

  • @RosiaNikkoley
    @RosiaNikkoley Рік тому +27

    7:12 This killed me in every way😂😂

  • @s1lly_nyxie
    @s1lly_nyxie Рік тому +4

    this is the type of stuff you watch at 4 am. i love it.

  • @d1nodray
    @d1nodray Рік тому +2

    5:33 I read "Goth clowns only" and I feel so bad about it lol

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Рік тому +1

      I thought I was the only one, and I'm not even dyslexic! *I'm not flexing on dyslexic people*

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray Рік тому +1

      @@ootfan7882 lol

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 5 місяців тому

      You're not alone...we ALL struggled and I'm quite proficient at reading... well I USED to be !!!🤣🤣

  • @gideononu1876
    @gideononu1876 Рік тому +7

    6:24 how is it that someone replying to a stupid post also added their own stupidity to the mix?

  • @Matheus-gc5fn
    @Matheus-gc5fn Рік тому +1

    4:31 i understand what they mean by "and it involves pac-man" but bruh why flat earthers neglect any form of knoledge so hard

  • @Boosharoo
    @Boosharoo Рік тому +9

    4:15 When do you think she realised that there were sh*t stains in the ‘drinking fountains’

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 9 місяців тому +1

    0:48
    Yes I hate war. Yes I'm a warmonger.
    We exist.

  • @sqwidlord8344
    @sqwidlord8344 Рік тому +8

    7:00 that was roughly a third or the global population at the time

  • @Whaleaboo
    @Whaleaboo Рік тому +1

    4:41 “Lettuce pray” “Ramen”

  • @renewius4932
    @renewius4932 Рік тому +8

    5:34 I READ THIS AS “clown goths only” 😭

    • @mcs5591
      @mcs5591 Рік тому +3

      I somehow read it as Goth clowns only

    • @Solesteam
      @Solesteam Рік тому +3

      ​@@mcs5591 I also got goth clowns gnoly.
      Once I got to gnoly I realized something was wrong... but it just getting worse with each reread.

    • @SparklingHH
      @SparklingHH Рік тому +1

      I mean, who’s stopping goth clowns from entering too?

    • @guccithickums
      @guccithickums Рік тому +3

      I didn’t realize that it didn’t say “goth clowns only” until he called me dyslexic and I went back💀

  • @seatbelttruck
    @seatbelttruck Рік тому +17

    I hate that "The bubonic plague disappeared without a trace" post. It did not. People still catch it every year. We can just treat it with antibiotics now, so it's not as dangerous or widespread (though people DO still die). What diseases HAVE disappeared? Smallpox and Rinderpest. Ya know, the ones that had global vaccination efforts put towards their eradication.

    • @Door.
      @Door. 5 місяців тому

      That's interesting

    • @seatbelttruck
      @seatbelttruck 5 місяців тому

      @@Door. Something else interesting that I learned recently is that many of the people alive today from areas where the bubonic plague was worst (mainly Europe) have a genetic variation that offers partial protection against it but also increases the risk of autoimmune disease. It's kinda similar to how sickle-cell anemia rates are higher in populations that historically had to deal with more malaria (such as Africa), due to the protection sickle-cell trait (one copy of the gene instead of two) gives against the disease.

  • @RainbowMarshMellowGamez
    @RainbowMarshMellowGamez Рік тому +2

    1:05 “SPEND THE NIGHT, THEN YOU’LL FIND, THERES EVIL THAT WAITS INSIDE, SPEND THE NIGHT, THEN YOU’LL FIND, THERES EVIL THAT WAITS INSIDE”

  • @stickfigure31
    @stickfigure31 Рік тому +9

    @18:53 Kind of reminds me of how a gunshot victim lead to the discovery of stomach acid and it's role in digestion. Because instead of patching up the victim the doctor forced the victim to live with a hole in their gut, so random crap could be shoved in, soaked, and fluids could be extracted

  • @CaptainRex332
    @CaptainRex332 5 місяців тому +1

    11:00 the porch pirates will take it and you don’t have to deal with the poop

  • @Gangstablook
    @Gangstablook Рік тому +9

    18:23 Just want to mention that Dante's sword doesn't have a sheath

    • @CaptainDCap
      @CaptainDCap Рік тому +1

      Yeah. It just floats there out of sheer fear for whatever punishment Dante will give it if it were to fall to the ground.

  • @PCrailfan3790
    @PCrailfan3790 Рік тому +1

    15:51 that just comes to show how far video games graphics have come nowadays, people are genuinely thinking game footage/imagery is real.

  • @TotPocket
    @TotPocket Рік тому +6

    The crosshair one is absolutely hilarious 😂

    • @SakorskySP
      @SakorskySP Рік тому

      I'm literally gonna do that

    • @CaptainDCap
      @CaptainDCap Рік тому

      @@SakorskySP
      ...The crosshair is client-sided, so all your spectators would see is their own crosshair.

    • @SakorskySP
      @SakorskySP Рік тому

      @@CaptainDCap damn

  • @sblordoveciotto
    @sblordoveciotto Рік тому +2

    2:04, bro, the 3 years old is speedrunning life

  • @Wilieanimations
    @Wilieanimations Рік тому +12

    As someone who has done stupid stuff
    I can confirm these are some stupid memes 🧐

  • @Diamondsword85_RS
    @Diamondsword85_RS 7 місяців тому +1

    2:09 actually no, their terminal velocity is too low too have any sort of pain on landing, as opposed to humans who have a much higher terminal velocity, and much lower active brain cell count.

  • @The8thblock
    @The8thblock Рік тому +5

    0:08 he has a point, i remember Dwight saying that you should mark your baby, so if its switched (by accident or otherwise) you'll know.

    • @anomalytm05
      @anomalytm05 7 місяців тому +1

      Lol, 8magine someone divorces his wife over it just to find out a couple years later that the child wasn't hers either. Now that'd be a fun tv show to watch...

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Рік тому +1

    4:17
    "You know what, lets put that to the test."
    "YO TONY! GET THE FLAMETHROWER, WE GOT SCIENCE TO DO!"

  • @This-Opossum-is-on-fire
    @This-Opossum-is-on-fire Рік тому +14

    4:24 As an Arizonian we don’t calm her

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Рік тому +1

      Lmaooooo

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 5 місяців тому

      😂 And probably shouldn't " calm " yourself either genius !!!

    • @GSerrano21
      @GSerrano21 4 місяці тому

      We do not, Thank you

    • @GSerrano21
      @GSerrano21 4 місяці тому

      Shes not a real Arizonan, the heat got to her brain, or froze somewhere like Flagstaff

  • @TheJMans
    @TheJMans Рік тому +1

    Makes a joke, gets called stupid.

  • @Dowjy
    @Dowjy Рік тому +6

    9:25 I feel bad that you have to read this💀

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Рік тому +1

      As a literal white man, I'm dying.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer Місяць тому +1

    1:59 Not only does it not work that way they're not even adding correctly

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Рік тому +8

    16:15 What a beautiful room layout, if it weren't for the fact my bedroom is a shoebox full of shoeboxes I'd have a layout like this, center bed and all.

  • @TheFluffyWendigo
    @TheFluffyWendigo Рік тому +1

    You don't get sick from eating raw eggs, its actually from eating raw flour.

  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff176 Рік тому +5

    7:27 kid in a stroller looking at what might be a screen, woman facing opposite, parking meter... at the risk of looking stupid, what am I missing?

    • @Popple.
      @Popple. Рік тому +3

      the kid is taking a photo of their mom lmao

    • @coffeeprayingforukrain1870
      @coffeeprayingforukrain1870 Рік тому

      Look closely at what the woman is looking at, then look at what the parking meter looks like. Get it now?

    • @OmniSync
      @OmniSync Рік тому

      ​@@coffeeprayingforukrain1870no

    • @npb771
      @npb771 Рік тому

      ​@@coffeeprayingforukrain1870I'm kinda dumb explain please

    • @soda7998
      @soda7998 9 місяців тому

      I don't get it either

  • @PigeonNHL
    @PigeonNHL 6 місяців тому +1

    1:58 Not only is that incorrect, the math wasn't even right

  • @The_Orange1
    @The_Orange1 Рік тому +16

    4:35 10th birthday

    • @SpaceMothMars
      @SpaceMothMars Рік тому +3

      20th birthday
      30th birthday
      40th birthday
      50th birthday
      60th birthday
      70th birthday
      80th birthday
      90th birthday
      100th birthday
      Or was it only the 10th that had a 0 in it? Mb broooo..

    • @lonelyrblx8078
      @lonelyrblx8078 Рік тому +1

      Timmy is 9

    • @The_lamb_sauce
      @The_lamb_sauce 9 місяців тому +2

      @@lonelyrblx8078too bad he’s gonna be 90 instead

    • @ethenzilla3973
      @ethenzilla3973 4 місяці тому

      @@The_lamb_saucethis actually made me laugh

  • @BenAnimationsOfficial
    @BenAnimationsOfficial Рік тому

    15:20 I use Beepbox and I have like 5 or 6 songs that I'm saving and that feeling when I accidently close a tab is HORRIBLE

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 Рік тому +10

    Im smarter than you"
    "Really? How many chromosomes do you have"
    "More than you..."
    Lmao i spit out my Root Beer on that one

  • @AirWubboxSillyReal
    @AirWubboxSillyReal Рік тому +1

    the nintendo one 💀

  • @helpfulDeathgod
    @helpfulDeathgod Рік тому +17

    6:40 just... in case... anyone is actually still this dumb.
    It's to protect them from _you._

    • @CaptainDCap
      @CaptainDCap Рік тому +2

      "Dear plexiglass. Thank you for protecting me from the people right in front of you who touched the groceries I am currently touching without gloves." (Gonna just ignore the fact that the sheet of plexiglass doesn't stop you from getting coughed on by the person next in line, or by the person you just served who is packing their groceries.)
      Jesus. More than a dozen people agree with you, too. I have no more faith in humanity.
      Break free from your Covidiot shackles.

  • @Triplane1234
    @Triplane1234 10 місяців тому +1

    11:03 vaazkl how th did you read atmosphere as environment

  • @IanYt_Gameplay
    @IanYt_Gameplay Рік тому +10

    This makes me start to lose hope in humanity. Like second hand embarrassment. It hurts so much... :(

    • @jakomioftherose2434
      @jakomioftherose2434 Рік тому +8

      It took you this long to lose hope in humanity?

    • @water7962
      @water7962 Рік тому +1

      if you ever lose hope in humanity just be the change you want to see and give yourself and everyone around you at least some temporary hope

    • @TheRealKawaiiGacha
      @TheRealKawaiiGacha Рік тому +3

      Wow, you're only starting to lose faith in humanity. I lost it years ago

    • @DeadChannel89191
      @DeadChannel89191 Рік тому

      If you’ve lost hope in humanity, you have simply lost hope in yourself, stop being a dumbass. Not everyone is this way. You are embarrassing yourself.

    • @beaneater6923
      @beaneater6923 Рік тому +1

      like half of these are sarcastic

  • @ChaosGetter1989
    @ChaosGetter1989 Рік тому +1

    Actually that amazon box hack sounds like a genius play to deter porch pirates. Imagine their reaction upon opening up a box full of cat shit. Once they stop stealing, it's safe to order something off Amazon again.

    • @Elvyne
      @Elvyne Рік тому

      If I was living in America, 100% I would be doing that