Military TikTok Fails... Part 20
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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Military Fails That Hurt...
I was the only black guy in my division to pass the swim qual on the first try at boot camp. All the other black guys looked at me like I was a wizard.
Kingsley Shacklebolt energy…
@@briannadaniellehams haha, I had to look that one up.
Grand wizard?
Trust me, they were not thinking wizard.
You ain't black no mo
I knew a Marine who enrolled in university after he got out.
He didn’t come back after his first year because apparently he was an accomplice in a war crimes coverup and was sitting in Leavenworth 💀
Oh DAMN!!! Thats a f’d up way to spend your time before being locked up too. If I’m headed to prison I would be somewhere in Florida or MAYBE in SC enjoying some beautiful weather and on some white sand beaches getting drunk and laid. Not necessarily in that order… 😂 and we know he knew his time was coming because if you did some shady shit in the military there’s at most a 10% chance you won’t get caught bc someone ALWAYS spills their guts because guys can’t not tell their biggest secrets if they are in trouble for something else…
@@kimplpnoklahoma9660 Well, he tried to get laid. In the worst way possible. By being that really creepy late-20s guy with grey hair trying to hook up with 17-18 year old freshmen at a college party. So.
The floor hits different. Buuuuut is nice an comfy especially when it's cold asf
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I agree but I hate how much my back hurts now when I get up in the morning 😂
Fucking A brotherman 5star luxury right here, I can scrach and sniff a diggle Barry while watching the word go by, skin cancer is the fucking 👌
Straight giggity gew like a monkey in a zoo fling my poo and baith in my own marinated seaping Ora.
@@Talon18136honestly, my back ends up feeling better than when I sleep on my bed, as long as I use a proper pillow. But I do have a weird back 😂
Or when you have the spins, the wood floors are the best especially if you live in a cold state, those floors stay cold asf
Nobody picks on military vets in college, please go to school. We looked up to you guys, always early to class, always something good to say about it. I became an engineer and left school with a few good friends who are all veterans. I work with ex Marines currently, we are all engineers together.
People respect you out there, nobody will pick on you I promise, you guys make college better. Please go if you're on the fence about it. It's worth your time.
Sleeping on the floor drops your body temperature makes you sleep better
Considering I'm prior 11B and now getting into the Navy for retirement (only because Army med boarded me out) I sleep in the floor A LOT
I have a foot and a half thick queen size mattress, down comforter, cool-tech pillows. I'll still sleep on the rug or on the picnic table outside 🤣🤣🤣
You were almost right on the frat guys, a lot will respect the cool vets who have good comebacks and can hang with the drinking. I did have to give up the vaping tho😂
I’ve never been in the military and I’ve been sleeping on the floor the last 3 years haha it just hits different
0:19 "pov me on a Monday morning. 💀 💀
I have done the floor sleep method and can confirm it is 100% effective
I didn't serve,I picked it up from my dad but yeah,I sleep in the floor sometimes helps with posture and back pain in my case
gotta say that mortar hitting the dirt looked awesome idk if that was the way its supposed to happen but it still looks dope
I thought my husband was losing his mind when he fell asleep on the floor when we got our new bed … nah he just a marine
military fails for the win dad
Yes. The floor always seems like a good idea. It feels great at first then you wake up.
First, love the vids haven’t missed one in 2 years
Honestly, the floor hits different
The floor goes hard all day.
Hi I love your videos
i can't stop laughing at these dang vids dude 🤣
Potatoe
Best reaction channel
I never was in the military but I do know that the floor is the best bed in the world. Tempedic can’t do nothing against a good solid floor.
1st, love Nikkos videos he should do one with demo ranch
Nikko always makes your day better
Never been this early, always watch these for a good laugh
That 120 video was my platoon during JRTC in 2022 😂 i remember when green got up and was pissed cuz all the rocks in his face 😂
Love your videos nikko
Common Nikko W, always a good day when you post, and ofc it starts with a Marine 😭
people do NOT understand that sometimes the floor is so fucking comfy bro
Best Guy i look up to you.
Bahahahaha the Papameat bugs bunny
Another great day when this man post I swear I can’t 😂
When body requests floor sleep it's floor sleep time and it's soooooo good
Even in my team when we were deployed on our down time, which was very little, we worked out and pt'd.
NIKKOO UPLOADED LESSS FUCKIIINN GOOOO
Not military but commercial fishing, a 3 hour nap on the deck on the sail home is amazing
was just looking to see if you made a new video keep doing what u do man ur a great guy
That second one was FMTB-west
Can’t believe homie got caught in 4K😂😂
We've waited long enough!
When my buddy and I went to LA for TFcon this past March, we were only able to get a single bed. We had asked if we could get a rollout bed, to which the receptionist said they'll bring up to our room. This never happened, and I told my friend, "Don't worry about it, I'll just crash on the floor!" Semper fi!
Only thing worse than going to college after the military is going enlisted after getting a bachelor’s degree
Love the vids Nikko😂
I always had zero problems sleeping on the floor it feels natural 😂
Already love it
Just got done doing my chores and I am happy to see that you uploaded a video
Hi Nikko! I love your videos!
Floors nice but sometimes I’ll pull the cot out and sleep on that 😂😂
How do i become happy?
Join the military
Jk
Join the Marine corps son
Best thing about beeing a warior in the idf is the free time bitween missions, wich I spend watching you. Nice.
If it’s not the floor it’s my recliner chair. And my 6ft ass is all scrunched up in the chair 😂
If I'm really wiped out, I can sleep in my bed, but otherwise it's into the recliner to be perfectly cradled and then right to sleep.
Sup man I love the vids
Awesome reaction as always it def made me laugh which few can achieve while I'm stoned.
I think we all almost quit boot camp.
Bruuh those floor naps though 👌
When nikko post you knows it’s a good day
Still warm? Bonus! 😂😂😂
Niko youre 100% wrong 8:55. Birkenstocks and socks are THE MOST comfortable combo
When i went through fire fighter academy the days I was super tired I preyed for a class room day and no lets throw 35 foot ladders and do 4 story stand pipe training😭
Love you Niko!!
Nikko is my dad
😅uhh huh
You wish.. also Evan you look older then Nikko..🖕😂🖕
Still put a thumbs up👍😂
Nuhh
Nikko is my sugur daddy
@@matthewhall7976 that’s not my real face. DumbaSs it’s another UA-camr 🤯
Definitely need more body cam content 😂
Bro upload every day pls : )
Oh yeah I love sleeping on the floor.
Finally, I see someone wearing laces as a belt. Being a Canadian, I used my old hockey skate laces as a belt. Way more comfy than a real belt.
That floor be hitting different man I be falling asleep in 2 seconds
4:44
VA: Sorry, not service related; GFYS
Love the vid nikko
i always look forward to your videos
The one where all the alcohol is being dumped, that one I've seen.
I swear to god ,the "you answer me now you swiiiine" at 6:39 sounds lile Severus Snape😂
Anzac Day here in Australia and all the cadets (Aussie jrotc) were at the ceremonies and I was trying so hard not to just go up and sack tap them😂 almost failed when they walked past
As a german, i love your content 😂 sometimes i dont get the jokes, but im going to catch up.
Maybe we Need to try this in germany too - But just present times
The floor is like a free massage from gravity
Only bought new socks when the old ones were still crusty after washing them
I went to a community college when i got out in 2013 and half the classes i was in were vets.
Shin Godzilla making a nice cameo at the end there….another hilarious video from Nico!
The marines came to my school today and they called me over to see how many pull-ups I can do and I did 15 and they said “good job you would do absolutely amazing in the marines” and I said thank you but I’m good with the puddle pirates cause I know their tactics bro I ain’t falling for that shi
2:18 those some comfortable lookin rocks
I’m going to sleep on the floor right now 😂
I don’t even remember seeing my bunk for the first two days in boot camp
“We don’t do shit until a higher up is looking” so true, we were sitting in the motor pool today and the mp sergeant came in and told us to get to work so we walked out on line and sat around the truck we were supposed to work on until they called us back to clean up. (Trucks fucked anyways)
I don't have a bed and haven't used one for the past like 9 years. Floors are more comfortable.
Dude the uncrustable got me good 😂 6:23
Dawg wtf first video I see in my feed lmaooooo 😂
I'm a floor weirdo, too. Army broke my back for beds
yall slept your first night at bootcamp?
Way to post right before I went to lunch. Now I have entertainment during my break
nic at night was literally the only thing I remember from basic.
When you said “Just another day Brother” on the second clip, I wanted to put my finger up and say “Special Teams, Special Plays, Special Players”…hahaha
The floor with a poncho liner! for the record the Marine Corps sends anyone to Ranger School, so many Motor T fpvks jump and Ranger qualified...
There was no one else in the chow line. It's probably what's left before they close shop. CORDON BLUE LEFTOVErS YEE YEE.
I get a better night sleep anywhere but a bed. I can't get comfortable. Floor is good, couch works too.
In my experience, Marines are basically Orks from Warhammer 40k. If you can make them believe its possible then its possible, even when it actually is IMPOSSIBLE, and fuck around in the meantime
I sleep on the floor sometimes
The floor looks so damn inviting some nights then your out like a light, but yeah when you go to get up in the morning all the pain comes😂
Let em get fat. Them desert nights get cold and there aren't any birds around. Need to keep warm somehow 😂
For those that are use to sleeping at field hotels, I recommend getting a stiff mattress.
0:17 I just want to give that poor man a hug.