In germany we have a saying: "Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Soldaten Pünklichkeit, nur der Sanitäter kommt 10 minuten später", which translates too: "5 mins before the time is the Soldiers punctuality, only the Medic comes 10 minutes later"
I have a smart side and dumb side when i want to be dumb my marine corps starts to come out, my significant other was upstairs doing her hair and i ended up walking up the stairs like the grudge while screaming like smeagle 'MY PRECIOUS"
Bruh the sleeping bag shit for real though. I'll talk to like new people and shit about any field ops and shit or their mct and theyll be like yeah it sucked we had two person tents. blows my mind during Mct i just used a shitty ranger roll and my field ops my sleeping bag and tarp
To answer your question Nikko in Australian Infantry we called the new guys lids. An acronym. Live In Degenerate (if you were single you had to live on base for one year)😁
Had a buddy who would call the new Junior sailors, "Ducklings." He'd make them follow him around and occasionally have them quack and let them know how dumb they were. They're traumatized, and now happy he PCS'd. Good times, fun times.
I don’t make it as fast anymore because I’m studying for my National Registry Cognitive Test for Basic EMT. If we don’t pass, then we have to wait 15 days in between attempts.
What the hell happened to the Canvas Shelter Halves that our grandfathers used in Korea and you needed a Battle Buddy to make a shitty tent with no floor 😂
My great uncle was an engineer on the Manhattan project, still have the uniforms with the operations patch. My Japanese friend thinks it's hilarious apparently
Potential life threatening event
Nikko: Aww the parachutes are kissing
Exactly where my mind goes 😏
😂
"The Supreme Leader is WISE!" lol just had me dieing
Dying
@@Universal_panda dyeing
@@geoffrey6000 diying*
"them socks have served their country' is WILD
Nikko just says smash to any lady in uniform 😂 them Barracks bunny's changed him for life😂😂
Shorty at 9:40 makes me wanna enlist so I also can "just pass BootCamp, go home, go to the local bar and get some b-"
Niko deserves an award for being so funny
Tk troopers wild
TROOPER WHY ARENT YOU AT YOUR POST?!
@@lucaswaddles6521 yeah he needs to get back to guard duty
1:28 sometimes I wonder what Nikko's neighbors think 😂😂😂
I mean this and the "branches" shorts are what you watch Nikko for.
In germany we have a saying: "Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Soldaten Pünklichkeit, nur der Sanitäter kommt 10 minuten später", which translates too: "5 mins before the time is the Soldiers punctuality, only the Medic comes 10 minutes later"
Then there’s me - 30 minutes early!
My father flew the Boeing CH-47 Chinook for 20 years and the second he saw the osprey he retired before it came into service.
The job reference bit had me laughing myself into a nosebleed. Frickin Theo Von, man 🤣
-Hey dude! Can I borrow your socks? Mine broke...
-Sure! They are standind next to boots xD
Pole dancing with the branches
11:24 Them Socks abt tp pop a Salute!
😂
1:30
Me: THAT’s COLOr GuArD (inhale’s dramatically)
"Oh sh** Big Booty general" had me crying
The best job ever
Did he say helicockter? 😂😂😂
8:18 Nikko did you notice how Navy is dressed? 😂
So true, just showing up 15 minutes early to things will set you apart.
I have a smart side and dumb side when i want to be dumb my marine corps starts to come out, my significant other was upstairs doing her hair and i ended up walking up the stairs like the grudge while screaming like smeagle 'MY PRECIOUS"
That last one tho 😂😂😂 those socks are at attention
On submarines we called the new guys NUBs (Non Useful Body)
Hell...the NCO's beat us BECAUSE they love us :D
Cap lil bro
@@peggykenkel4911Look at the guy's profile lil guy
The same way they show their wives love.
Bruh the sleeping bag shit for real though. I'll talk to like new people and shit about any field ops and shit or their mct and theyll be like yeah it sucked we had two person tents. blows my mind during Mct i just used a shitty ranger roll and my field ops my sleeping bag and tarp
0:16 pfffft 😂 that's too funny. My dad is a paratrooper and has new knees, hips and one ankle from it ❤
Nikko is my comfort YT.
wasnt that coast guard playing with string?
This makes me want to join so I can get on a Niko vid 😂😂
the guy in Panda Express broke out the knife hand he was in serious trouble...
“The caffeine gods are real bro they answer”😂😂😂
8:00 Not Navy with the cropped tie up shirt LMAO
You should do a military bingo
Pigs are flying cause nikko is posting daily 🎉🎉
For us it was Petiford and he acted like he "caught a mouse" but he'd twist the beans over the frank for extra shock value.
7:40 FNG - F***ing New Guy
Niko we also need more branches videos do like reaction videos with coast guard and navy
11:25 What would happen if you wore those socks to the field? 💀Imagine the noises...
Thanks!
Hey you with the face always gets a good reaction
As long as those socks aren't shattering, they are still good to go.
Can you watch and talk about the difference from airsoft to real battlefields layout wise
A young 1SG with just airborne 😅
That osprey one hit too close 😂
Nikko always down bad. Are we sure he's not a marine?
To answer your question Nikko in Australian Infantry we called the new guys lids. An acronym. Live In Degenerate (if you were single you had to live on base for one year)😁
3:46
Wtf are those uniforms? When did we go back to straight khaki? (Ik it’s navy but I thought they were using AOR2)
0:11 dude got that Wilhelm scream
8:54 those two have got to be friends 🤣
The clip where it mentioned climbing the Herndon means he's at the Naval Academy.
Not boot camp.
My grandfather was a colonel in the Marines, and he didn’t even acknowledge me, his 1st grandchild 😂
Also green recruits typically got called fuck face or blister (because they only show up once the works done)
In the Navy the new people are called NUBs, None Usable Bodies.
@6:54 This was here at Meade xD apparently the civilian was being rude to the Panda Express staff and Maj was not having tht shit
They started issuing tents around 1
2012...i didnt realize i had one till they read it out during a inspectin 😂😂
Had a buddy who would call the new Junior sailors, "Ducklings." He'd make them follow him around and occasionally have them quack and let them know how dumb they were. They're traumatized, and now happy he PCS'd. Good times, fun times.
Nikko you are fucking hilarious bro💯💯💯😂😂😂😂
bro is the most unhinged creator and I'm here for it
Cause Sgt Mj, be in the bushes and trees watching for boot to leave and get hauled back to day 1.
They got tents on their tents
“The steps they took “ meaning who they stepped on.
The supreme leader is wise. Lol
Even bros socks stood on business
5:40 is literally what nikko wants to do sometimes
How was your deployment: these never fu%$ing seen them in there life 😂😂😂
Those socks have seen some shist. Pray for the socks.
YESSSSS MILITARY FAILS ON TOP BRUH 😂👊🏻
Man we got wild in the berthing area after being out at sea for more then 2weeks
9:35 "This guy just passed bootcamp..." Even better bro, he's a 4th Class midshipman
(freshman in college). Probably not even under contract yet.
A devil may have broke her cervix, but I doubt her heart
Best military advice an nco can give to new recruits...
Be like Goku
@8:42 yeah, that's Fort Irwin........ my uncle was a tank operator and went into tank engineering there after his service.
not the colorgaurd rifle 😭😭
1:54 where's the mic slap?
2:21 found it
What does the Fox say??😂😂😂😂
new recruits were all called FNG's
3:49 she was on the mesa verde when I was on it for deployment this year
I don’t make it as fast anymore because I’m studying for my National Registry Cognitive Test for Basic EMT. If we don’t pass, then we have to wait 15 days in between attempts.
JO's be doin that
Going wild 0:50 in like that. Lmao. But also true
The socks got me 😂
1:42 how they all just be jumping
@5:20 Nikko how do I create as much content as you and optimize it for pumping it out efficiently
Love ya Brother!
Who else smells chalk when the caffeine kicks in?
I love you Niko you the best fr fr
funny as ever nikoo XD , keep rockin ma bruthaa
amazing video as allways. btw do you have any footage from you when you served and if yes can you do a video about it?
3:44 she can smell sounds bro. RTX schnozzer
8:40, we did not get tents in mct
Nikko! So um fun fact my marine uncle says that marines are gayer that army Air Force and navy put together
2:27 You just know...
yo nikko, make a video on civil air patrol
What the hell happened to the Canvas Shelter Halves that our grandfathers used in Korea and you needed a Battle Buddy to make a shitty tent with no floor 😂
This has me dying 😂
My great uncle was an engineer on the Manhattan project, still have the uniforms with the operations patch. My Japanese friend thinks it's hilarious apparently
Lol when your sock stand at attention better then you do
There was a female Asian Marine in our squadron who got a tattoo saying 'Made in China'.
bro i just join the army as a 15y and im scared now
bk day zero is crazy, had a guy get a hefty fine over a subway footlong in Basic, dont rembember how high up there but def in the triple digits