I was charged with "Conspiracy to commit unlawful entry onto a closed military establishment during wartime" which is technically punishable by death lol. This was 2011, Ft Hood. Saturday night, friend and I went to get some mcdonalds, he forgot his ID, got in my trunk, car was pulled over for inspection, found him in my trunk. Spent the night at the MP station, car was towed. Unit was deployed, so acting 1sgt got us 6am and was pissed. I got a counseling statement :)
This is so funny! My dog tags literally says Jedi and the funny thing is I told supply that I don't have a religion and I don't care what he picks and he literally put Jedi on it 🤦🏾♂️
You get your tanker boots after your first gunnery (as long as you first time go). They are a WW2 thing. No shoe strings to melt or get caught on shit in the turret. Also tankers love to fuck around.
I'm not sure which MOS screws around the most. I was 13F and we made lieutenants nervous and all the ranks captain to Colonel used to walk by us shake their heads and say, "FI_ICI
My buddies daughter plans on joining the Army this year. My buddy was Army and I came up with this plan for celebrating her promotion to Specialist by calling her " Full Bird Private" non stop. Never saw him laugh so hard.
My dog tags say jedi I joined the marines back in 2013. I don’t think it’s a 2015 thing. Granted my DI wanted me to use the force to get them but I couldn’t so I got hazed 😊
As someone who was a 19-D and have seen the dumbest stuff when we got bored, like someone attempting to do a backflip in a goat shit dust storm and face planting immediately into the ground horizontally, 19-Ds fucking around pretty bad.
I was a chill nco, cross me and I was your worst nightmare. One pos decided to not show up for formation, after that I left immediately. He didn't answer the door, barracks are what they are. I proceeded through his window, I'm pretty sure he shit himself, being woke up by your NCO standing there.
@@Mike.The.Jeweler it is both but the no synthetic materials was a big thing also I think they had better circulation but I didn't notice a big difference
Tanker boots is the same concept as "driving shoes" like in WW2 tankers had normal boots and the laces kept getting snagged on shit and grunts would get hurt or worse, fuck property up. but for god sake don't ruck in tanker boots, those boots are not made for walking brother.
We were tanker boots because they are more flame resistant then regular combat boots. Also so the boot laces don’t get caught on something while the turret is moving plus they are mad comfortable
So true re: uniforms. I used to be incognito on weekends unless I told the dude hitting on me who I was. Pretty priceless reactions. :D "Uh, LT, I'm enlisted. I'm in your department..." Awkwarrrd. Also, yes, no one is cuter than Chanel.
7:55, I feel this so much, but on the other hand, a 4/10 male can put on a uniform and it's like a superpower that makes him a 9+/10 when he is normally a 4. Uniforms are a phenomenon that we will never understand lmao
I was driving back to Polk had 2 dummies in the car .. got pulled over before I got to base and passed all sobriety test then they pulled me over once I got through the gate AFTER they already let me through. The MP was same one who arrested ex wife so he was cool with me and I passed his test as well.... I 100% was over the limit 😂😂
going through the front gate at fort campbell we would be coming in and someone will have lost their ID so we would put them in the trunk to get them on lol. tell me ive not been the only trunk rider lol
During shake down after gunnery, it's real awkward when you catch top with some lives in his pockets and he ain't even been on a lane. Sus top, sus. Also, who's LTs out there constantly having to requal multiple times? SANDBAGGIN!
Uniforms can absolutely take someone from a 10 to a 3 BUT if they looking good in uniform you know it's gonna be super smash when they're in civvies. (POG world be different bro. lol)
I came back to base after camping. At the gate I didn’t have my CAC card (the driver did). They searched the vehicle and panicked when they accidentally started the air mattress pump in a bag, when searching the truck.
They work for those spurs on the boots. Means they got smoked for 24 hours and did a 30 k roadmsrch with a 100 pound ruck afterwards and made it threw the hole process. They jist get a stump for completing it once. It's actually a CAV thing. Tankers, Scouts, Mechanics and even Cooks try for this.
i was DD for my buddy and they did a "random" vehicle inspection coming back from Nashville and found a open bottle in the trunk we watched the female sgt pick it up, look at us then the bottle then us then put it back and let us go
"Brother we’re coming back for more oil" that’s hilarious
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I was charged with "Conspiracy to commit unlawful entry onto a closed military establishment during wartime" which is technically punishable by death lol. This was 2011, Ft Hood. Saturday night, friend and I went to get some mcdonalds, he forgot his ID, got in my trunk, car was pulled over for inspection, found him in my trunk. Spent the night at the MP station, car was towed. Unit was deployed, so acting 1sgt got us 6am and was pissed. I got a counseling statement :)
Eerily enough... I believe this.
it's Ft. Hood...I believe it
Hey Nikko, just wanted to say thank you
You've helped me decide to join the dutch army and I'm going on training soon!
The "hippopotamus syndrome" fucking got me bro😂
same here
"The trip 50k" and the Naruto run was priceless! 💙
💀💀💀
This is so funny! My dog tags literally says Jedi and the funny thing is I told supply that I don't have a religion and I don't care what he picks and he literally put Jedi on it 🤦🏾♂️
Do they put atheist on it if you don’t chose?
You get your tanker boots after your first gunnery (as long as you first time go). They are a WW2 thing. No shoe strings to melt or get caught on shit in the turret.
Also tankers love to fuck around.
That first fail was crazy 😂😂
😅😅😅 oh my God
Fr bro
Bahhh i wish these videos were longer! 😅 thanks for the entertainment. You're awesome.
I'm not sure which MOS screws around the most. I was 13F and we made lieutenants nervous and all the ranks captain to Colonel used to walk by us shake their heads and say, "FI_ICI
I've seen ever single part too this series and i still can't wait until the next one 💓💓
5:40 i new 3 "Mandalorians" on their dog tags n all
My buddies daughter plans on joining the Army this year. My buddy was Army and I came up with this plan for celebrating her promotion to Specialist by calling her " Full Bird Private" non stop. Never saw him laugh so hard.
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
With great power………… comes great fails
Im taking a shit and i hear "im such a good boy" from my brother room (this vid)
Haha! Awesome episode.
Thank you for cheering me up Nikko, been a rough week 🤘😝🤙
31B be messing around the most 😂 I ain’t gonna lie
You clearly didn't know any signal then
My dog tags say jedi I joined the marines back in 2013. I don’t think it’s a 2015 thing. Granted my DI wanted me to use the force to get them but I couldn’t so I got hazed 😊
Ahh got to love that "He knows proper break fall" video .... because that landing pretty much proves otherwise XD
Hey Nikko, love your content. Keep up the great work
Always a good day when nikko posts
Another one.
As someone who was a 19-D and have seen the dumbest stuff when we got bored, like someone attempting to do a backflip in a goat shit dust storm and face planting immediately into the ground horizontally, 19-Ds fucking around pretty bad.
I absolutely live for Daddy Nikkos videos, no shame.
I was a chill nco, cross me and I was your worst nightmare. One pos decided to not show up for formation, after that I left immediately. He didn't answer the door, barracks are what they are. I proceeded through his window, I'm pretty sure he shit himself, being woke up by your NCO standing there.
To all vets and first responders etc thank you for your service
I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion Nikko was a barracks bunny 😂
Watching military TikTok fails is the best way to boost my mood! 😂
ALRIGHT BUDDY.. if there's goddamn Jedi's in any Branch. .they are accepting my Pagan Accommodations. what even
Thank you for posting, I had a terrible day and you always make it better
Milliatry fails never get old 😅😅
Niko u light my life up when you post a video
they were officers. who haven't got to the ship yet. hence the smiles.
7:04 the tanker boots dont have laces because those can catch on fire
I'm almost 100% certain it's so they don't get bound in any equipment and remove that limb
@@Mike.The.Jeweler it is both but the no synthetic materials was a big thing also I think they had better circulation but I didn't notice a big difference
Wrong. They don’t get those boots unless their crew qualifies at gunnery.
@@smokeybear4114 yeah i don't know how you came up with that but it isn't true
i was totally expecting "stepbrother i''m stuck" at the car at the end.
The straps are so the turret monster can't grab the laces and eat your legs. Fear the turret monster.
Absolutely Yoda gets some strange. He's the OG ketamine dispenser!
Tanker boots is the same concept as "driving shoes" like in WW2 tankers had normal boots and the laces kept getting snagged on shit and grunts would get hurt or worse, fuck property up. but for god sake don't ruck in tanker boots, those boots are not made for walking brother.
9:22 my dude looked like a back bling from Fortnite
Great content. Love from the UK
Can I just take a minute to thank the gods that Nikko’s parents found each other and smashed😊he is a gift to us all
This guy is hilarious
7:15 Crew chief fuck around the most, we are a jolly good time for sure😂😂😂
Yea on the Infantry walks in part, I’m guilty too😢
I love nikos Ortiz videos
We were tanker boots because they are more flame resistant then regular combat boots. Also so the boot laces don’t get caught on something while the turret is moving plus they are mad comfortable
"Is that Marine-A-Cella? OhmYGawWww"
🤣🤣🤣
13 series definitely Fks around the most after and sometimes with infantry 😅 💯
The fun sized marine? Does he get a fun sized crayon?
big props another banger
So true re: uniforms. I used to be incognito on weekends unless I told the dude hitting on me who I was. Pretty priceless reactions. :D "Uh, LT, I'm enlisted. I'm in your department..." Awkwarrrd.
Also, yes, no one is cuter than Chanel.
@nikko, quick question how many mics have you broken from hitting? Lol
Nikko you should check out the imd military matters marine corps boot camp video
If not infantry.
Then choice….ARTILLERY, I choose you!!!
Bro I went to boot camp in 2015 as well! 11 FEB 15 baby!! Go Navy!
Yoda uses the force so it feels like somebody else is doing it 😂
Served in 2010 and my Dogtags have Jedi on them, so it was definitely prior to 2015
niko love you're vids👍
Sorry to say but Jedi have a permanent V card.
Listen yoda may be old and weird lookin but there ain’t no doubt in my mind my boy be tearin it up
7:35 You must remember this man, always.
4:42 I wanna hear more adventures with ortiz and Ochoa 😂
Love the vids, just graduated from navy bootcamp
7:55, I feel this so much, but on the other hand, a 4/10 male can put on a uniform and it's like a superpower that makes him a 9+/10 when he is normally a 4. Uniforms are a phenomenon that we will never understand lmao
To whoever that guy was eating the grapefruit… you should call her.😂
3-187 does 31.87 mile march every year and some people take all day to do it
We found a few hiding in the trunk sneaking on.
Us combat engineers be gettin fruity 😉 I see that gyat you have there Nico 😩
Jedi was allowed in 09. Get you fucked up for being a smartass, but you could get it...worth every hour.
I was driving back to Polk had 2 dummies in the car .. got pulled over before I got to base and passed all sobriety test then they pulled me over once I got through the gate AFTER they already let me through. The MP was same one who arrested ex wife so he was cool with me and I passed his test as well.... I 100% was over the limit 😂😂
3:20 Nah Nikko is censoring guns shooting. He's fallen to the dark side 😭😭😭
These are always so funny lol 😂
Those were navy boots going thru Officers school butter bars
That car should’ve been wearing its PT tires.
Hey Nikko... Jedi Master Yaddle.... How do you think Grogu came to be.
68W be getting away with the most bs
68W trying to stop 11's from doing anything
I love Chanel ❤️
The car stuck at the gate? Tesla? HAHAHA NO... FORD PROBE SHIP💩
....You can get anything put on your dogtags. Knew a guy who was a "Jedi" back in 2005......
going through the front gate at fort campbell we would be coming in and someone will have lost their ID so we would put them in the trunk to get them on lol. tell me ive not been the only trunk rider lol
Hi Nikko! Your awesome and I would love to know where you got your earrings from?
During shake down after gunnery, it's real awkward when you catch top with some lives in his pockets and he ain't even been on a lane. Sus top, sus. Also, who's LTs out there constantly having to requal multiple times? SANDBAGGIN!
bro they spreading them legs for us infantry boys
YOOOO nikko i LOVE all your videos keep it goin
Uniforms can absolutely take someone from a 10 to a 3 BUT if they looking good in uniform you know it's gonna be super smash when they're in civvies. (POG world be different bro. lol)
Bro I love his content
Nikko, honest question. Is it better, from experience, to go to west point/naval academy/etc. or better to enlist?
As a registered lesbian, I fucking love the gay and trans jokes😂😂😂😂
I came back to base after camping. At the gate I didn’t have my CAC card (the driver did). They searched the vehicle and panicked when they accidentally started the air mattress pump in a bag, when searching the truck.
They work for those spurs on the boots. Means they got smoked for 24 hours and did a 30 k roadmsrch with a 100 pound ruck afterwards and made it threw the hole process. They jist get a stump for completing it once. It's actually a CAV thing. Tankers, Scouts, Mechanics and even Cooks try for this.
this is crazy brotha
Umm u kinda copy me
People had jedi on their tags in 2010
Field artillery trumps infantry
i was DD for my buddy and they did a "random" vehicle inspection coming back from Nashville and found a open bottle in the trunk we watched the female sgt pick it up, look at us then the bottle then us then put it back and let us go
Yoda was a monk… so I think no yanni for him 😂
As a vet, this is hilarious.
Saying ur going to the navy is the same as coming out.
I couldn't imagine looking at someone's ERB and seeing it says Jedi as their religion 😂😂