I wanna make it very clear that I'm not hating on any of the people or groups mentioned in this vid. I think this community is great and that everyone is doing their best! Except for people who don't subscribe to my channel... That's unforgivable.
HOW IS LAWLER A FAN FAVOURITE?! how about people watch some of his content instead of talking about how they do, guy has literally put out 3 vids this week an noone watches them
lmao i once was in 2s losing like 6-2 me and my m8 were super tilted and the enemies were spamming ff all the time and we ended up getting the comeback and spammed ff a lot
@@mazeenglol3677 The skill-ceiling and meta has changed so significantly since the first couple of seasons that people that are Diamond III+ now play better or at least on par to GC's of early seasons. When I see an early GC title I assume they aren't good enough to claim a GC title since.
- Cristianos make u faster/play like a pro - u only get lags when u have to make a save or when u can score an easy goal - if u are between bronze and plat u have to type "trade?" at the begin of the match
@@chrxs4829 ye idk why everyone spells it Christiano, when it's named after one of the best football players (I think it's named after Cristiano Ronaldo at least)
Yeah, I made a habbit of just leaving. Even if you would manage to win, he is still going to tilt the crap out of you. I play rocket league for the joy it brings me, playing with those guys doesn't give me any joy. Just not worth my time and effort.
I got a couple good ones that didn't make the list: - your rank is determined by how much customization you have on your car - If you challenge a freestyler and successfully defend their attempt you are a sweaty try hard - If you win a 1v1 against someone who is trash talking you, they are clearly still better than you - No matter how high ranked you are, you're still trash
If your Teammate centres the ball and spams "Take the shot!" you have to take the shot every time even if it's super obvious that the defender can clear it super easily. But only in 2v2 games. I'm getting angry just by writing this. Amazing Video Zeke! You should make a part two of this some time. Keep it up man!
@@albertwilliam193 freestyling and ranked doesnt match, at least in my opinion. Also wall freestyling is completely impossible above like gold or something
Rule 39: when you spam What a save! To an opponent, when they get more goals than you you have to say Thanks! To their What a save! So you look like you don’t care but you really do because you thought you were better very you weren’t so you spammed but then they were better and they spammed so then your not better.
Rule 39: If your tm8 has a plain octane in anything below champ, they are a plat/diamond who thinks they should be GC when they should actually be gold rule 40: If you are on ps4 or xbox and you get a pc tm8 in plat you've automatically lost Rule 41: If you buy items from the shop, you are either rich or retarted Rule 42: If someone says "Nice shot!" you have to respond Rule 43: Pros suck at every mode except normal 3v3/2v2/1v1 Rule 44: If your tm8 has Xx or an x in the place of a vowel, you have automatically lost Example: (Jxck) or (XxSniperBoixX) Rule 45: If your tm8 uses a merc, they are good at the game Rule 46: If your tm8 uses a scarab, they think they are good at the game but actually suck Rule 47: Season 13 GC = diamond 2 Rule 48: If the dude asks for a freestyle 1v1, you lost Rule 49: SunlessKhan is a better youtuber than Musty Rule 50: Rizzle Sizzle Jizzle Rule 51: If you go to area 51 to play rocket league, you will still lag because of psyonix's servers Rule 52: If your tm8 uses Musty's car, they are trash Rule 53: If your opponent uses a Musty car, you lost
Gotta disagree about rule 41: there are a lot of items that pop up in the shop way cheaper than if you were to trade for them and there are some items that can only be bought from the shop.
-If your teammate has a different car from octane/fennec, you lost -Everytime you start playing rocket league, you can't play ranked till you play 2 hours of training
RULE NUMBER 1: never leave the car lock. If you are head on with the enemy car, don’t back down till another player separates you. If you do, you can’t reach grand champ ever again
THIS IS WRONG. IT IS INCORRECT. THIS IS NOT TRUE. RULE:1) IS IF YOU ARE STUCK IN A HEADON AND VIOLENTLY MAKING OUT YOU MAY NOT MOVE FROM THAT SPOT. THE FIRST PERSON TO BREAK THE CHAIN HAS BROUGHT DISHONOR TO THEIR WHOLE BLOOD LINE, AND SHALL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS A SWEATY NO LIFE.
Rule 69: if you collide with another car and are stuck together continuously driving into each other while in place, you must not break out of it intentionally otherwise you will be cursed and lose the next 5 matches
This is actually the most accurate rule. I started paying attention to the duo party in 3's. 95% of the time, they are absolutely horrid and have a much lower ranked player. Completely makes sense how it happens. They start in 2v2 and get crushed, then come to 3v3 to hopefully get a carry.
* if you score an insane shot in casual and the opponent asks for your rank - never say your real rank, but say something low. If you are low rank - say GC.
You missed tho one and only rule! When you and your opponent are stuck face to face you and your opponent are not allowed to drive backwards to free yourselves
If ur teammates clan tag is the same as nrg or C9 ur going to lose because of then and they will either be really toxic or only spam chat if u mess up once after they own goal 6 times
- If you type "trade?" At the start of the match and people say no you must leave instantly. - If enemy says "freestyle?" at the start of a casual match and you dont agree you're automaticly a tryhard.
You forgot to say if your teammates let in an easy goal you must spam what a save There is no exception to this rule you must or you will loss that game
If someone "what a save" u, u have to wait until u r winning and then give them one or two of your own to prove your point. If u ever concede terribly it's cause of lag - same for if u miss on open net. If ur playing un-ranked and someone calls u trash u have to say ur free-styling, then try hard and absolutely destroy them.
if two cars get stuck on each other going the opposite direction, you must stay like that the rest of the round until any of the other team mates score
I wanna make it very clear that I'm not hating on any of the people or groups mentioned in this vid.
I think this community is great and that everyone is doing their best!
Except for people who don't subscribe to my channel... That's unforgivable.
first
thanks dad
HOW IS LAWLER A FAN FAVOURITE?! how about people watch some of his content instead of talking about how they do, guy has literally put out 3 vids this week an noone watches them
Agreed.
bro you deserve so many more subs ngl
If you're about to forfeit but the opponents type "forfeit" in the chat you play the rest of the game
Omg yes
Underrated comment
lmao i once was in 2s losing like 6-2 me and my m8 were super tilted and the enemies were spamming ff all the time and we ended up getting the comeback and spammed ff a lot
yes, that, absolutely.
That should be a rule
If any of your teammates has a rocket pass car, you've lost.
Damn that RLCS MVP League play, Shock, sure got lucky for not losing bottom 3 even though he was using a rocket pass car for like half a season
He used an octane wat
why do you have a Xbox picture
I learned that it’s the same thing with road hog xl
Me in C2 with my Ronin: *Sweating*
Rule:72 if someone says “close one!” After you whiff you automatically have to say it back every time they whiff
Same as “what a save!”
And nice shot if you own goal
You missed the rule where you have to thumbs up this video cuz it was a good and funny and also nice but also nice and good vid. Add that rule
and the rule to go subscribe to Virge
Nice one!
38th like for 38 rules
nah but this is a spoken rule...
English tho
Can't wait for rule 34...
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I think you’re the type of person who says GLHV on the kickoff
@@htms2855 god damnit
Garrett Long woooosh
htms RL A
“Everyone who wears the Season 6 GC Title or higher is terrible”
1 Minute later: Wears Season 13 Title
its cuz hes bad lol. even tho most gcs that wear old tags are bad
@@mazeenglol3677 Yes hes awful thats why hes 1900. Your probably not even GC.
@@williamkimura7593 Climb out
@@mazeenglol3677 The skill-ceiling and meta has changed so significantly since the first couple of seasons that people that are Diamond III+ now play better or at least on par to GC's of early seasons. When I see an early GC title I assume they aren't good enough to claim a GC title since.
Shoulda said smth about s3 title
- Cristianos make u faster/play like a pro
- u only get lags when u have to make a save or when u can score an easy goal
- if u are between bronze and plat u have to type "trade?" at the begin of the match
When you don't know how to spell Cristiano
Max :D when you dont know how to spell Christiano
@@dracobutwhatever8611 when you don't know how to spell giraffe
Draco - Rocket League it’s cristiano not christiano
@@chrxs4829 ye idk why everyone spells it Christiano, when it's named after one of the best football players (I think it's named after Cristiano Ronaldo at least)
If your teammate spams “What a save!” in the first 15 seconds, ur gonna lose. Period.
tru
Most of the time it ends with the whole team leaving
Yeah, I made a habbit of just leaving. Even if you would manage to win, he is still going to tilt the crap out of you. I play rocket league for the joy it brings me, playing with those guys doesn't give me any joy. Just not worth my time and effort.
Tbf there is a little something called a mute button in rl🤷♂️
I say it for good luck
Best Rocket Zeakue Moments: 001 - Whachu Gunna Do 'Bout It (you're welcome)
Definitely use this one
-If your teammate is being toxic, the enemies will immediately start being toxic to both of you no matter what
Are we all gonna forget the fact the he said "Dwayne Diesel" 🤣🤣🤣
anyone who has ever watched any movie, and payed attention, realised (i hope ;) )
Bro it was on purpose
Lmao!!!
This is what I was looking for
💀💀💀 thank you somebody else realized
I got a couple good ones that didn't make the list:
- your rank is determined by how much customization you have on your car
- If you challenge a freestyler and successfully defend their attempt you are a sweaty try hard
- If you win a 1v1 against someone who is trash talking you, they are clearly still better than you
- No matter how high ranked you are, you're still trash
You mean rank is inversely proportional to customisation, right? Stocktane with cristiano's is the only car that actually works in the game
"Get mad, quit communicating, and choke slam your team's morale into the ground."
We all have THAT teammate on our team
no doubt about that. d3 to champ 1 is the worst lol
Unfortunately it is sometimes us :(
fax im C1 just lost 3 games becuase i got queued with this tm8 in a row
I am that teammate on my team
If your Teammate centres the ball and spams "Take the shot!" you have to take the shot every time even if it's super obvious that the defender can clear it super easily. But only in 2v2 games.
I'm getting angry just by writing this.
Amazing Video Zeke! You should make a part two of this some time. Keep it up man!
Where have you been my entire rocket league carrier! I need tm8s with that mentality
My chat is off MonkaS
Zach Sorah Let’s team up then! 😁
I feel your pain those same tm8s blame you the rest of the match and ff or throw the game
@@SeaJackson Yess exactly! 😅
I guess they aren’t unspoken anymore....
Rule 39: never say "Nice Shot/One!" when you get scored on during a 1v1... simp
bruh, if it is a nice shot why not just say it lol
Juan sebastian You can say it.
If you’re a SIMP
UBashEr you dont know what simp means do you??
Nah I’d rather show respect
@@juansebastian6993 facts
you forgot that : if you play in casual to freestyle you're a "smurf" or a "no lifer"
yes thas tru
Oh :( what else should I do with my life
Or you could just do it in ranked
Pulse OSM has left the chat
@@albertwilliam193 freestyling and ranked doesnt match, at least in my opinion. Also wall freestyling is completely impossible above like gold or something
if you make a mistake and the enemy scores, you MUST blame your teammates.
Rule 39: when you spam What a save! To an opponent, when they get more goals than you you have to say Thanks! To their What a save! So you look like you don’t care but you really do because you thought you were better very you weren’t so you spammed but then they were better and they spammed so then your not better.
If someone says just tm8 and nothing else its automatically an insult
Rule 39:
If your tm8 has a plain octane in anything below champ, they are a plat/diamond who thinks they should be GC when they should actually be gold
rule 40:
If you are on ps4 or xbox and you get a pc tm8 in plat you've automatically lost
Rule 41:
If you buy items from the shop, you are either rich or retarted
Rule 42:
If someone says "Nice shot!" you have to respond
Rule 43:
Pros suck at every mode except normal 3v3/2v2/1v1
Rule 44:
If your tm8 has Xx or an x in the place of a vowel, you have automatically lost Example: (Jxck) or (XxSniperBoixX)
Rule 45:
If your tm8 uses a merc, they are good at the game
Rule 46:
If your tm8 uses a scarab, they think they are good at the game but actually suck
Rule 47:
Season 13 GC = diamond 2
Rule 48:
If the dude asks for a freestyle 1v1, you lost
Rule 49:
SunlessKhan is a better youtuber than Musty
Rule 50:
Rizzle Sizzle Jizzle
Rule 51:
If you go to area 51 to play rocket league, you will still lag because of psyonix's servers
Rule 52:
If your tm8 uses Musty's car, they are trash
Rule 53:
If your opponent uses a Musty car, you lost
Gotta disagree about rule 41: there are a lot of items that pop up in the shop way cheaper than if you were to trade for them and there are some items that can only be bought from the shop.
I feel like rule 40 is the other way round aswell.. I'm a PC player in plat/gold and 99% of the time if i get a console player we lose lol
Rule 54: If you don’t have credits, you’re not allowed to trade because that’s what people will ask you for.
@@swickzy9250 Rule 55: If you bought rocket league before it became free, L
@@jackveedock4893 i’ve had RL for 4 years
-If your teammate has a different car from octane/fennec, you lost
-Everytime you start playing rocket league, you can't play ranked till you play 2 hours of training
umm dominus is good too 😳
@@swickzy9250 no
if any of your teammates spams "Whew" more than 3 times, you have to throw rest of the match to live up to their hopes and dreams.
Zeke, you are my inspiration. My montages still suck but, I'll improve. I promise.
Don’t use “wow!” unless your trying to be toxic
Wow!
No one gonna chat about how he missed out the OG rule 1 being stuck in a head on till scored on or smacked out my a tm8
That’s not og
RULE NUMBER 1: never leave the car lock. If you are head on with the enemy car, don’t back down till another player separates you. If you do, you can’t reach grand champ ever again
Ha, I see what you did there at 0:15 . Premarital boost usage? Cause they aren’t ready to commit? I’ll see myself out
LMAO You're a genius
THIS IS WRONG. IT IS INCORRECT. THIS IS NOT TRUE. RULE:1) IS IF YOU ARE STUCK IN A HEADON AND VIOLENTLY MAKING OUT YOU MAY NOT MOVE FROM THAT SPOT. THE FIRST PERSON TO BREAK THE CHAIN HAS BROUGHT DISHONOR TO THEIR WHOLE BLOOD LINE, AND SHALL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS A SWEATY NO LIFE.
you forgot the rule: "if your car's teammate is not octane/dominus/fennec- you gonna lose"
You tryna get carried by a Diestro main??
Imma freestyler.
Use the Breakout
U r forgetting the breakout AND the bat mobile
Cannon Powell that’s the freestyler car bud ofc u do. If u get a freestyler teammate in ranked, you’ve lost, therefore his point is still correct.
OnePumpMan99 ur using the die strong so u probably don’t have the skill to carry.
LUL that closeup though
Forgot the most important rule: if you and your opponent are stuck in a kiss, you’re not allowed to leave
He said he didn't mention those at the start BC it would be argued over
Rule 69: if you collide with another car and are stuck together continuously driving into each other while in place, you must not break out of it intentionally otherwise you will be cursed and lose the next 5 matches
Thats the actual ruel 1
If 2 cars lock horns they must stay that way pushing against each other until one team scores. Backing out is an instant loss.
You missed the number 1 Rocket League rule. When you get stuck with your opponent you can never get out
Discord gang where we at!?
Right here ;)
Here I am dude :)
Bro, are you actually joking, you missed the most important rule of them all, rule #1
Number 01 rule: don't jump out when locked cars with another player.
When you hit a double tap. You have to say I did that same thing to your mom.
Nice one! is better than Nice shot!
If you play soloQ in standard and get a duo. One of them is two ranks below.
This is actually the most accurate rule. I started paying attention to the duo party in 3's. 95% of the time, they are absolutely horrid and have a much lower ranked player. Completely makes sense how it happens. They start in 2v2 and get crushed, then come to 3v3 to hopefully get a carry.
You get in a Carlock you can’t break it until a goal is scored.
No matter the score you have to try keep the ball up
Holy frick, the 35th picture is mine! Dad, I'm famous!
bruh what game is this???/? it looks coolle
oH mY gOoDnEsS yOuRe So DuMb ItS rOcKeT lEaGuE
THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE
kæb bruh you don't belong here go back to discord
1:59 did he really just call him Dwayne diesel?
@Pulzanicus pulzanic he mixed dwayne Johnson and Vince diesel.. I dont think that was a joke
If you're in the lead and the other team won't forfeit, instead of saying ff you should say "srry im a smurf haha"
Success guaranteed
When you are locked with another player, you can't back out. If you do, they win the game
* if you score an insane shot in casual and the opponent asks for your rank - never say your real rank, but say something low. If you are low rank - say GC.
39. If you play Rocket League in 2021, you're not a gamer.
Great now my twitter is flooded with girls instead of rocket league
You missed tho one and only rule! When you and your opponent are stuck face to face you and your opponent are not allowed to drive backwards to free yourselves
If you say I got it on kickoff, the other person will still go and blame you for everything all game
Holy Cow>Savage! 100% agree. New Sub. Big Like.
If ur teammates clan tag is the same as nrg or C9 ur going to lose because of then and they will either be really toxic or only spam chat if u mess up once after they own goal 6 times
I say “I got it” on the first kickoff even if I’m the only one on the kickoff just so they know they don’t have an afk teammate.
Keep the content coming 🎬
You can’t drop the ball at zero seconds even if you’re winning
You forgot, that if you're 1600-1800, you gotta say the "Whew." quickchat every time your teammate whiffs or cuts you
Whats wrong with saying gg after losing tho? Shows good sportsmanship I think
I always do it!
Sameer Bhujade this video is ironic. It mocks tha salty players.
- If you type "trade?" At the start of the match and people say no you must leave instantly.
- If enemy says "freestyle?" at the start of a casual match and you dont agree you're automaticly a tryhard.
Only topper you can use is *miyagi-D0* thats the best topper in the game 👌
I am the unspoken rule 22. He is indeed right, I have done absolutely nothing in this game LOL
:[
Bronze will beat champion any day, don’t @ me.
You forgot to say if your teammates let in an easy goal you must spam what a save
There is no exception to this rule you must or you will loss that game
No Matter what rank you have in 2v2s and 3v3s you are never going to win vs a silver or under in 1v1s
If your random teammate writes gg before the match ends you will loose it
U have to shout kux whenever u score a pinch, even if it isn't a kuxir pinch
Lmfao... I was playing a game where the guys wouldn’t stop talking about how high they were. I just said “I also smoke weed”
RULE NUMBER 1
DONT LEAVE A BUMPER BATTLE EVEN IF METEORITES HIT YOUR HOUSE
always use octane and be extremely sweaty or toxic to anybody not using it
I was about to like the vid till u said that holy cow is better than savage smh my head
You have now earned the title of my favorite UA-camr
If someone "what a save" u, u have to wait until u r winning and then give them one or two of your own to prove your point.
If u ever concede terribly it's cause of lag - same for if u miss on open net.
If ur playing un-ranked and someone calls u trash u have to say ur free-styling, then try hard and absolutely destroy them.
stay silent until you've brought back the lead, then unleash hell on that "what a save" button
Who agrees with me rule 1 is whichever one comes up first in the game
You know the 1st rule is gonna be controversial
dude im 11 and i was here since the begining yeah ikr i was young
Now I'm gonna do the opposite of all these rules
- if you are a plat then your favorite pro is Squishy.
Hey, u, yes, U.
Add me to trade ;)
And have a nice day 😸
Wanna edit me a video
Nice video.
Starts at 0:42
If you have a small name you're a tryhard
0:30 and what if they were rule 1 and rule 0
Yes love this
Rocket League MoZeke (Mosaic)
The unspoken have became spoken 😱
0:56 Damn it
You forgot about the actual rule one, you can’t bail out of a rule one, the person who bails is inferior
hello
Ok boomer
Gotta say that
LOL
My phones about to die
Was this the 38k special
if two cars get stuck on each other going the opposite direction, you must stay like that the rest of the round until any of the other team mates score
"Dwayne Deisel", that was on purpose
When you have the fewest points you teamed up with ballchasers. When you have the most points, you carried the team
U are my fav youtuber
Left goes for kick-off