I finished Ghost of Tsushima and will now burn my PS5
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2021
- oh wait I still have to play Spiderman
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Zanny: commits war crimes, kills his childhood friend, and gets arrested
“Miro commercial break”
Relatable
Miro makes war crimes better
entenible tenga buen dia
To be honest if there was a choice not to kill ryo I wouldn't fight him
Next time it will be miro commits war crimes
When Fabio died i cried for 2 hours :(
F
If only he was hydrated enough
Rip Fabio. You were the greatest- you are now known as a legend: The Horse of Tsushima.
Only 2 hours?
Same
"My village got fuckin war crimed by a basket"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Don’t remember that one
@@astronomical3342 "you better fucking remember" - sun tzu
The Art of Tsushima
@astronomical3342 I do. It's right beside:
"It's never a war crime the first time. Now shut up, and grab your war-crime stick."
@@nodeloliver6201and right above “nobody can witness if there’s nobody to witness”
"Drip above honor"
- The final words of the clan Zanny
ZAN CLAN!
Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
Words of great wisdom
Ah, the Zan Clan. Not many speak of their deeds. Legends says their members are still around, ready to shitpost and save those in need when the time comes…
“It’s not terrorism if we believe we have the moral high ground”
Fuck, that got me cackling
Leftists in a nutshell
- Sun Tzu
@@akaaka5798 - Capitol Insurrectionists be like
It's not terrorism it's just denying the enemy potential and future recruits.
@@akaaka5798 Obi Taka be like:
Petition for zanny to read the entirety of Sun Tzu’s “the art of war” for the 2 million special.
Edit: This petition has gotten the top of the comment section, he can’t ignore us
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Hell to the yes !
I will sign
I’m glad he liked the game. He really made the most of Tsushima.
The fact that that this comment only has 24 likes is a true war crime
@@OblivionKnight76 26 likes
@@chasterbeef2998 30 likes
That joke caught me off guard goddammit
🏆 here you go.
"His name - Fabio 2"
Fabio has simply been reborn into a different body
Dude i see you everywhere. Why?
@@x-x-X-B.r.o.o.m.L.o.r.d-X-x-x but most importantly: How?
@@CT-CTCheckmate "Welcome to TOP 10 questions even GOD can't answer"
Fabio Isekai
Fabio 2 electric bogalo
Ghost of Tsushima singlehandedly made Zanny buy a PS5, That's a Boast of Tsushima right there
At least he was getting the most of tsushima
The Cost of Tsushima.
Play of Tsushima
@@fruitxyikes260 I don't think you quite get how the joke works
@@leodesalis5915 the Roast of Tsushima
“It’s not terrorism if we believe we have the moral high ground.” Lol. Good stuff
Correction best stuff
allahu akbar
Hes almost at 500 videos
@Yousef mostafa yes them too
Said everyone ever
"The shogun have declared you a traitor"
zanny: tell him i want a 1v1
Jin: "And he asked you to kill me."
Zanny: "Wait hold on."
1 v 1😂
the shotgun
The "shogun" more like whichever Hojo was pulling the strings at the time XD
"Where's Taka??"
"He went to Brazil..."
*"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"*
Damn i never went there but is seems awful
@@theocosta7135 It was a fricking joke wasn't it obvious?
@@shydreameress264 probably was, sorry I'm stupid
@@shydreameress264 As a Brazilian myself, yes, it is awful
-Please help me-
@@andreiriboli We are sending a rescue team to collect you. Stay strong.
''No I can't make this decision by coin flip.''
Harvey Dent has left the chat
Anton chigurh loadshis shotgun aggressively
Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
Michael Scarn has left the chat
@@UniverseGd *looks around* "There's nowhere to go in here"
Your uncle is like a math teacher: you did it right but you used the wrong method so you did it wrong
I couldn't describe it better
Not to ruin the joke, but teachers are right to do that. Getting a right answer with a wrong method is just a coincidence, it will not work every time. It will not work most of the time
@@steelbear2063 not wrong method as in incorrect method but wrong method as in different method to what the teacher used
Zanny, hearing this from his uncle:
It’s called STEALTH, you f*cking idiot. I’m the SWAN of Tsushima, (Evening Swan) what do you expect!?
@@steelbear2063 Teachers get mad when they see you use a different method instead of their own “right” method. Even tho the method you’re using is still correct and will never result in a wrong answer.
The special thing about Math is, you can do a bunch of turns and twists with any methods you use AS LONG AS YOU DON’T VIOLATE ANY MATHEMATICAL RULE.
"He went to Brazil..."
Me being Brazillian here laughing my ass off
Eu ainda não entendo esse meme mas tudo bem, o importante é sentir
Ninguém quer vir pro Brasil
@@masterreii aahh, to ligado
É foda acordar brasileiro
@@abelneto5762 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Kkkkkkkk
"Bitch, I wrote the art of War"
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"So you better get your guns out."
@@RetroRadianceLight Is that an ERB reference?
@@ahmetbal5973 yes
"It's not a war crime the first time. Now watch me violate the Geneva convention."
-Tsun Tzu, Art of War
Khotun Khan: "I have defeated you once before."
Zanny: "But now we are not in a cutscene, fool!"
Also Zanny: *proceeds to lose 20 times before defeating him*
others: its fashion
the zanman: the clothes of tsushima
100th like pog
ah yes the dead meme of tsushima
“I collected all 900 pine cones”
*king dragon sends his regards*
A man of culture
I think that enemy got the point
The vehicle part is next!
*Me sad about Taka's death*
Zanny: He Taka'd his head off.
GODDAMMIT!!!!
I can't taka this anymore got me 😂😂😂😂
Legend has it, Zanny’s still deciding whether to spare his uncle or kill him.
Edit:Thank for the likes and thank you Zanny for commenting! Let’s play some Titanfall 2 some time.
true
If you strip away the story you get the harder decision: do you want white or red ghost armor
@@theonlyzanny And this is why I’m subscribed to you.
@@theonlyzanny I mean if you wanna have Jin do something in character he'd spare his uncle. But then that's basically saying he'd have to fight his Uncle for eternity. But if he kills him he's just conforming to the same honor system that nearly killed him at the start. Shit this is hard.
@@theonlyzanny I have an honest question, did you take enough Photos of Tsushima?
"He went to Brazil"....."THE BEACON OF MINAS TIRITH"
What's the meme with Brazil?
@@8Vwb5PiYj4L piada histórica, chegada dos japoneses aqui. Imigração.
Minas gerais
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Pra ser sincero acho que esse cara mora no Brasil. Vc viu a casa dele?
I like how Zanny puts Tobey Maguire in every of his thumbnails all dressed up, it's like a religion.
someone wants forgiveness I guess
"Take your clothes off! I mean, draw your weapon!"
Ryuzo: *Confused by the mixed message, takes off pants and shows his "weapon"*
137 likes and no comments? Lemme change that
zanny without context: “achievement unlocked, war crimes”
Can I just ask, how long have you been doing this, and please keep it up.
zanny with context: “achievement unlocked, war crimes”
Shimura: bleeding out to death waiting for Jin to kill him
Zanny: Spends so long deciding that Shimura probably bled to death before Zanny finished deciding
The Roast of Tsushima right there
Spare him! I spared him for 2 reasons 1) i dont think it would be in Jin's character to kill the guy who was basically his father 2) he would only kill him for the sake of honour, but by becoming the Ghost he has liberated himself from the narrow minded view of the jed...i mean samurai. Meaning Jin can spare his uncle and not worry about his honour.
I killed him, that’s how all samurai stories go. Absolute tragedy that only a hero could bare.
Personnaly my reasoning for sparring him was more practical : for all his faults, Shimura was still Tsushima's jito, if he dies the island and the it's war effort against the mongols loses it's leadership, and the last thing Tsushima needs is a power vacum.
Besides, Shimura did a lot of things wrong but nothing that warrant being executed.
While I agree with sparing his uncle, I also have to point out how kinda screwed he is because if he goes to the shogun and says “heeeey, so about that ghost” he would end up becoming disgraced and most likely stripped of his reputation, samurai clan, and other punishments since him living could be seen as dishonorable. Unfortunately, the choice to spare him or kill him is actually more difficult to make due to the harsh conditions of the samurai.
@@S0dapop583 I killed him simply because it was the right thing to do for his family.
Throughout the story, Jin breaks his code of honor not just for the sake of rebelling against the culture of Bushido, but because it is the practical thing to do.
Why risk lives playing into the Khan's hands when using stealth catches the enemy by surprise? How much worse of a death is it being poisoned vs. bleeding out and choking on your own blood?
The final choice of Kill vs. Spare can only be viewed in the concept of Shimura's honor, not Jins. One way or another, Shimura is dying - either by Jin, or by Shogun mandated seppuku. This is because Shimura (unlike Jin) IS bound by the code of honor, being the island's Jito (and fanatically believing in Bushido).
To spare Shimura is a fine choice to make: it does fit Jin's character, as he chooses not to kill his Uncle. It is undoubtedly dishonorable for Jin, and even more for Shimura, as he did not die a warrior's death. But valuing Shimura's life over honor is totally fitting for the character.
However, the choice to kill Shimura can still be made from the context that Jin makes the choice out of love for his Uncle's last wish. Who knows if Shimura would hunt him down again anyways (like Zuko from avatar). What would Shimura's life even be like after being spared? Presumably one of anguish, regret, and shame. Like with Lady Masako, Shimura would have to live knowing his clan too would be disbanded, and all his life's work taken over by someone else.
The greater question to ask is what impact the choice makes on the perceptions of believers in the Ghost: does the kill option make people believe the Ghost is firmly against the samurai, or simply a bloodthirsty monster (for killing his own family). Or does it align the Ghost more with the samurai code (as he followed an honorable act). Similarly, one has to wonder if sparing Shimura leads to the Ghost's perception as a merciful entity, who values life over honor. While others can see the Ghost, as indeed, a dishonorable agent of chaos, opposed to order by the very nature of being against honor.
Either choice works, but its also not black and white. I'd like to think about this more.
"we must deliver this message to my uncle"
Ah yes, the post of tsushima
This comment deserves more likes
Anakin don’t you have childhoods-to end
For once u have the high ground
_two souls, lonely in spirit, yet accompanied by their demons_
actually poetically beautiful
12:37 "Have you any final words?"
"Pocket sand, really?"
*Anakin will remember that*
Someone in the chat called you
"ZANNY THE HENTAI SAMURAI"
9:58
When zanny makes a ProZD reference
Two souls, one goal: Comedy
amazing!
That truly made my day
7:26 he also made a Joel Haver reference
truly an ambitious crossover
When?
Zanny be like:
Someone gets be headed “funny joke”
Fabio gets hit “NOOOOOoOoOoOoO”
Fabio is highly more honourable
That is the way
Fabio to everyone else: you simply have less value
Zanny :”Why am I doing worse?” When he’s using stone stance on a wind style enemy.
Because Stone stance is the best of all.
"We can go pick fruits and then put them in the basket"
I don't know why, but that had me laughing for ages xD
you know its boutta be good when zanny hits us with the "two souls"
But what if it could be Gouda
-Sun tzu
3:10
Yuna: “Where’s Taka, where is he?!”
Zanny: “He went to brazil...”
Yuna: “NOOOOOO!!!”
Lol
And thus Kaka was born...
Ai é foda...
@@m4rqu130 é foda
@@samuelsucupiragolgher9980 é foda
Zanny every 10 second of this video:
“Two souls “
"We could pick fruits and put 'em in the basket." - That very special pickup line has to be one of the greater benefits of wearing a basket-helmet.
Romans depression has returned but his kids have not, he finished ghost of tsushima to fight back against the weebs
zanny: "you will never replace him"
also zanny: *fabio 2*
The horse survived 10 FIRE arrows 8:57 but he cant survive 3 normal arrows
Logic is perfect sence
6:04 the dodge of tsushima
“Drip above honor” needs to be merch
So much agreed
Fuck yeah!
i'd buy
“It would be out of character for Jin to kill”
*literally 1 hour earlier, mass murdering with poison and a sword”
That's why it's out of character. If he was still a Samurai he would follow his uncle wish and kill him, but he left all that behind to save Tsushima.
He meant it would be out of character for Jin to give his uncle an honorable death, since he gave up on honor and stuff
@@kennyxie1879 I know but it’s a joke
It makes sense to spare him. The enemy has already done worse things than poison sabotage. The leaders are fools not to match their resolve, so their "honor" is not called for.
9:36 glad I'm not the only one.
I have killed his father admiral catpiss
5:45 zanny with the god editing made it sound that the weird romantic music was actually in game
the final scene spare or kill:
me who's played sucker punch games: oooh a classic
Yeah I will never forget that they made us decide whether or not Sly Cooper pushes his wheelchair-bound friend Bentley into heavy traffic
I don’t particularly remember Sly killing anyone
@@cptntrash1387 ah so you played through to the Honorable Thief ending
@@namelessyoutuber1902 I thought sparing made more sense to show his uncle his ways were dumb and it’s a big middle finger to the samurai code
@@monkeyboy3866 Exactly my ideals that's what I did
"Drip above honor" (in Japanese)
Thats a worthy tattoo.
Being Latino and constantly here Jun say kage was the funniest thing since it means “I pooped” in Spanish
Lmao really?
He didn't even make a boramer joke when Fabio was shot, that shows how much he really cared :(
zanny: *makes fun of an enemy*
*The Roast Of Tsushima*
@Anibogi Skynobi So unzannylized
The stolen joke of Tsushima
Zanny already said this it is a stolen joke
The joke of Tsushima
"Taka easy" LMAO too soon, Zanny! 3:21
5:11 the slap of tsushima 🤣
Fun fact: The fight and flee tactic that Zanny uses is an actual Jedi technique called the Hawk-Bat Swoop, which is used in lightsaber combat Form 4.
Well hello Mr Research
Wonder if he is aware of his natural talent in the ways of lightsaber combat.
Gundam Gaming Hello there
Hawk bat soup? We got another strain bois
“Nnneeeeerrrdddddddddd!!!!!!!”
-Piccolo
Fabio: *killed by the samurais*
Zanny to Khan: "This is for Fabio"
Khan: Who the HELL is FABIO?!
Ok basically the first horse in a video game that zanny got was in assassin's creed odyssey and in that ur horses name is fabio so from then on whenever he has a horse in a video game it's name is fabio
@@wolf-xf6hf He was phrasing Khan wondering who Fabio was, not himself
Khan: I don't even know who that is!
Jin: You will...
@@wolf-xf6hfThe horse in AC Odyssey is called Phobos, not Fabio.
0:43 "I see dementia" 😂😂😂
“I found all 900 pinecones” was something i needed to hear today i think
I swear zanny was sadder about the horse dying than the ending of the game
Honestly I was to
@Prowler Exactly.
Horse dying?! Hold up right there mister we're talking about Fabio. Or as he goes by his full name Fabio/10
The game didn’t end, he’s still debating wether or not to kill his uncle.
I rather feel sad to the horse that carried me throughout parts of the game rather than the death/betrayal of the boomer uncle going “honour this, honour that”
Would love to see him do a playthrough of spider man and the new miles morales game
Same
Don’t forget horizon zero dawn
Hell yes
@Toe Bender that would be awesome
@Anibogi Skynobi when it releases yeah
literally interrupted my studying sessions because i suddenly thought what was zanny's choice when it came to sparing his uncle, and then this happens
Missed a golden opportunity. “I have defended you before!”
“My powers have doubled since the last time we met.”
No One:
Zanny fighting anyone : "TWO SOULSSS "
Zanny when he battle a boss:
"your moves set's gonna make a fine addition to my collection"
*show is trophy*
10:32 tbh I wish more games gave you all the cool stuff before the final boss like Tsushima does. Once I finish the story I can never be arsed to unlock whatever is left over.
8:50 I will model my kyoshin in for honor after you fabulous fashion Sir Zanny
Still the fact we know more about Kirin and Miro than zanny himself
Zanny: fabio out of ten
me: wait fabio is a number now
Always has been
fabio is whatever you want it to be
Fabio is whatever the world requires him to be
thats like, a lot over 10.
Yes it means perfect
I just binge-watched this entire series. Possibly the best, or at least most hilarious, playthrough of GoT I've ever seen. I was rolling laughing at your commentary in all 3 videos, lmao. You have a new subscriber.
Shimura: nooo you can't just abandon the STR build face them head-on code!
Jin: haha DEX poison sneaky assassin go brrrr
zanny is the master of, fashion of tsushima
In any game that allows customization he is the legendary fashion maker
@@hartley7988 allways
Do not question the fashanable one .😔
🤛 🥋 🤜
Zanman: ALLRIGHT BRING IT ON THEN! FIGHT ME! TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!
Me: Zanny, Ryuzo is not Obi-Wan, calm down...
8:37 damn these quotes are actually getting better...
Little does zanny realize.. He was the first kyoshin main.. 8:24
“Oh, that’s corona. let’s go, I gotta burn you”
*zanny be living in the middle-ages*
No he's living in north korea
@@copperstone4078 lol
There's actually a take about infections In the game
13:09
Other players : This is for Taka!!
Zanny : This is for Fabio !!
8:00 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"this is for Fabio" I cried... I cried so much...
Now that Ghost of Tsushima is done, Zanny should do God of War
Yes
Nope he should do Knack 2 it's much better
@@n124ajdx dunkey wld be happy
He'll probably do spider man first, but I think he already said he would play god of war.
@@jackcaldwell8748 good sir, I am from the future. He is indeed doing Spider-Man. Who are you, who possesses such prowess in the art of clairvoyance?
Zanny: finishes tsushima depressed also Zanny:finds out he has an unopened crate this has cured my depression
It took me a long time to figure out that this is actually him singing in the backround. 3:37
Legend has it that zanny is still trying to pick whether to kill or to spare.
Zanny: “time to take castle shimura!!”
Me knowing what happens: pain.
Zanny: “Horse? Fabio out of Fabio.”
Casual: “Is that good or bad?”
Me: “Yes.”
Edit: Just saw Fabio’s death and now I’m crying.
Aye, tis a quite sad moment indeed, a moment of silence and a round fer a fallen matey! 🏴☠️ 🍻 🏴☠️
Fabio has survived all kinds of crap from cliffs to drowning.... Its finally time for him to rest
@@MenaceMeister youre a sad human being lol
@@Ian-if5uc Ye be soundin’ like yer projectin’ lad, perhaps ye need some time off the internet a while, I’m a very jolly matey, it seems that ye be the one actin’ sad around these waters. 🏴☠️ 🏴☠️
Actually hurt my desire to play this beautiful game a little RIP
9:21 came out of left field... and i love it. Need to clip that and send it to Brian and Nogla to hear too lol
This is my absolute favorite UA-cam channel the amount of jokes and Tobey love is exceptional
By the time zanny decides, Jin's uncle is dead by blood loss.
And then the uncle will just look at Zanny like:
😐
😑
11:56 LOL that ProZD reference got me cackling
7:11 it's like that scene in Jurrasic park 2 where the guy gets torn apart by 2 T rex'
7:30
Ghost Busters: *Am I a joke to you?*
I am watching this in class while snorting cocaine
I feel you
Now that a riveting tale
@Anibogi Skynobi Like flour with extra spice
Now that is a certified gamer moment
"A new honorable steed, what shall you call him?"
"Fabio 2"
"b-but why?"
*pauses, as he ponders to the sky*
"Because in my heart, he is Fabio too.."
3:16 Me: *After hearing Yuna give out a blood curling scream* Bless my soul.....
THX FOR THE VIDEO BRO. i WAS IN ACT 3 and did not play for 6 months. Today i saw your masterpiece and after that i finished the story ;-)
I love how his voice faded out near the end, "wait wait wait, we can make you your OWN basket!"
"It would be out of character for Jin to kill him"
Flashback to about 7 minutes beforehand where he committed multiple war crimes
"the basket will put you in your casket" nice one
Bro this game has a special place in my heart
11:07 "THE BASKET WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR CASKET!!" wheezing- 😂😂😂
Lol
Lol
“to victory or death, preferably victory!”😂