Here's a lower effort video while I'm in the process of moving! Btw: I got a big ol special stream planned for tomorrow over on my Twitch if you wanna see me get pushed FAR outside my comfort zone (in a fun way lol) - Got a bunch of other videos in the oven too, so stick around! (Also, some of the artists who's music was sampled in the background: Big Chef, Opal Vessel, Sugar Wounds, & haircuts for men - go support them!!)
Will look out for yer stream. Props on uploading while moving. Btw have you heard tanpopo crisis - millennium flower (another project of sugar wounds)? Super cathartic blackened screamo
TYSM DUDE!! I’ve been looking for sugar wounds for lrobably 3 months because I remembered their album cover but not their name and after seeing the name I remembered🔥🔥
The thing is that sometimes those characters have been designed or animated by gay people. For example, we have Andreas Deja, he created Gaston and Scar!
Honestly, I've enjoyed pretty much every video you've made. I enjoy the variety of it all. You playing kid games drunk is pretty low effort, but damn is it entertaining lol. Just keep doing your thing, I approve.
I'm always afraid of looking at metal related content on UA-cam as a person who has transed their gender, so you making positive stuff is legitimately so fucking great. Thank you! 💕
Slight clarification because I used to date one of those weirdos: the "seed" people aren't serial killers. They just have a very insane obsession with their breeding kink.
Dude, I needed this video. Reminded me of the zen of hypocrisy, & I really needed to be reminded of this, right now. I so very much appreciate your philosophies, as well as your appreciation for other humans, & how funny we can be. 🙏
I teach ethics at a college prep school. Several parts of this are surprisingly good as a stepping off point for what ethics is and why we hold certain values. I may use it in our intro unit. Thanks!
sorry, but if you wanna be a true stand up comedian, you should hold your microphone way at the base like you're afraid to hold something so phallic shaped
new logo looks awesome and hey i dont care how long it takes for new crustbag if it takes a week or 5 years i will be here i love your videos they are very beneficial to my autism
Totally agreed on the queer coding one. On one hand, as a lesbian I'm tired of seeing all our rep coming from bad guys or *shudders* The L Word, but on the other hand... Maleficent 😩
You're doing great, honestly I just like what you have to say. And I get that. I hate fighting and unnecessary violence, but I'd find it extremely funny to see billionaires locked in a cage fight with a very angry bear.
That ending joke that you meant to cut made me laugh so fucking hard, and I have no clue why as it was dumb… But it has me in tears rn UGGCSGGJCCSVGJCSDGJGDH
i really enjoyed this! your jokes were great! i am a big stand up comedy fan and i would NEVER have the confidence to do a 'tight 5' at an open mic, much less record something and put it on youtube, so good on you for taking the leap and putting this out there. i loved your whole bit, good comparisons and good catch lines, and yeah fuck Louis CK. if you've never done an open mic and aren't sure if you're ready yet, i think you're there, great job !
2:54 that is precisely what I once had my 15 minutes moment… as a 14 year old in school. One of my proudest moments from that time. I even drew pictures of the condition he had atop that - hypospadia, wchich means that instead his pee hole being at the end of the (micro)penis, it’s on the side or extreme cases at the base. 6:26 you know, that there is a band called The Seeds… For me, the guilty pleasure kid rock song is So Hott
How do I like this video more? This is fantastic. I genuinely thought the prison one was going to an SA place but nope, people who use the word "seed" absolutely need to be kept away from the normal population.
So I grew up in Reno and if you went into some of the casinos you'd just find magicians doing card tricks and such just walking around, and I never knew if they were hired by the casino or they were contractors or it was just some guy that wandered in off the street. They didn't have an angle like they weren't asking for money or passing out business cards, if they weren't employees I think they were just lonely. It's stuff like this why Disneyland doesn't let you dress up if you're over 12
Hey bro... I started imitating Jonathan Davis in the grocery store today, and thought "Hey... haven't heard much from Crustbag lately." 🤔 Hope you're doing well, we miss you. Do more catatonic youths react vids. 😶 Love you, bye. 🖤
Is it bad if I out my partner? I only do it with close friends and sometimes very carefully with people that seem trustworthy (i.e. might go by similar labels or be generally very supportive of the community in question). Lemme know what you think!
heyyy coming back to this video after a while i have a short anecdote about old people staring. so im trans, amab, but im pretransition and very closeted. the most i can do at the moment is long hair and thats what i have! a month or 2 or so ago i with my parents went to get my passport re-made and on the way back to the car i pass this fat old guy on the bench and he just like openly, blatantly, open eyed GAWKS at me like im the fucking antichrist. not even trying to hide it or anything like the dude even followed me with his eyes as i passed i was fucking getting scared. nothing came of it but like. now i get it even more than i already did
the scaring Christians Story reminds me of how i stood next to a "pro-life" Protest waving a Baphomet Flag a couple months back and some old fuck asked me if I eat Babies (dafuq?) to which i of course replied with "no, only retired people"
I can sens you kind of liked Louis Ck before. Not mad, just curious. Btw, everything in your channel is great, especially when you talk about fashion and design.
As a Christian, I agree, there is so much Satanic Panic shit with Christians, Tom Araya is literally Roman Catholic and slayer has pentagrams in all of their albums, Dave Mustaine, Dee Snider, all metal legends, and all Christians, it sucks to see Christians call Metal the devil’s music and what not. And for the record, the psychosis taunt part of this video made me laugh my ass off. 😂
I have to say I like this and on the note of ageism... some of it is that the old person sees it as beneath them. Like my dad sees paper maps as vastly superior to GPS and he is very good at using a map. But if you need to find something the GPS dominates he challenged me to find 100 things faster than he could with a map thinking I would get 5 at most... I got 97 of them. This was after we went on a road trip where he spent 265 dollars on maps and only used them 3 times once shouting "Give me a map! Give me a map! I need a map!" when he had one in his bag. I just looked it up on my phone and while the life directions it gave me did turn out wrong I told my mom to drive straight to the place as he just screamed expletives about how lost we are.
Sorry Mormons, but Im super pressed for time, till around early/mid-March. Then I'll call yall all those words you wanna go as. So be sooner or later day patient, and then you can have that whole long sentence you're after.
like the mighty Bri Doom said in agree to differ: "I know sometimes I'm a hypocrite/what i say amounts to shit/but bear with me and what goes on/I'll bear with you, let's see what can be done"
Dude, as a parent who had kids pre Trump era, in the POST Trump era, my wife and I have 100% been like, “did we fuck up? I feel like maybe we fucked up.” I love my kids… but that’s why I regret that this flaming manure pile of a world is what we’re leaving to them to 😬. What a time to be alive. 💀
As someone in the mental health profession I just wanted to drop my 2c that psychosis and delusion are two very different things and you're not hypocritical for that take
There are two things and neither of them are bad but they do cancel each other out, unless someone can explain to me otherwise as with people I have talked about it with seem to agree with me. That is being asexual and a sexworker like how can someone be both, I know you don't have to be hypersexual to be a sexworker but I do not see how you can be the complete opposite of that and still a sex worker.
Here's a lower effort video while I'm in the process of moving! Btw: I got a big ol special stream planned for tomorrow over on my Twitch if you wanna see me get pushed FAR outside my comfort zone (in a fun way lol) - Got a bunch of other videos in the oven too, so stick around!
(Also, some of the artists who's music was sampled in the background: Big Chef, Opal Vessel, Sugar Wounds, & haircuts for men - go support them!!)
Oh, I'm really looking forward to the stream! Hope I can make it! :)
Will look out for yer stream. Props on uploading while moving. Btw have you heard tanpopo crisis - millennium flower (another project of sugar wounds)? Super cathartic blackened screamo
TYSM DUDE!! I’ve been looking for sugar wounds for lrobably 3 months because I remembered their album cover but not their name and after seeing the name I remembered🔥🔥
i kick my feet and giggle when tyler uploads
EXACTLY
me as well
We all kicking and giggling over here
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIS NAME IS TYLER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@fatimasyed402 what’s wrong with that? 😭
All i need in life is a new crustbag video
amen
Even the more “low effort” videos I absolutely love, please don’t feel pressured to post things that take a lot of time or whatever-we love it all!
Thank you!!!
this channel is so insanely underrated, deserves way more attention
Every time my parents give me crap for liking a problematic band, I remind them that they're Kid Rock fans.
the deadnaming part actually had me worried for a second
until i found out it was corporations and i was like "oh fuck yeah"
lol yeah I went from "ohhhh nooooo" to "oh, based" in a femtosecond
The "identity crisis" part was very ironic after saying "trans ally" lmao.
the queer coded villian thing is so true, i need more gothy melodramatic villians with cool ass musical numbers.
The thing is that sometimes those characters have been designed or animated by gay people. For example, we have Andreas Deja, he created Gaston and Scar!
Same
Honestly, I've enjoyed pretty much every video you've made. I enjoy the variety of it all. You playing kid games drunk is pretty low effort, but damn is it entertaining lol. Just keep doing your thing, I approve.
Tyler's "low effort" videos are better than most high effort videos on youtube. hes so chill he can carry any format
Low effort. Man you need some more confidence, your on of the funniest dudes i ever found on UA-cam
I could watch an hour of this, good job crustbag
I'm always afraid of looking at metal related content on UA-cam as a person who has transed their gender, so you making positive stuff is legitimately so fucking great. Thank you! 💕
This entire video is just the longer version of Katya saying "smoking is HORRIBLE!... Love it, love smoking" and I could not be happier
your videos always turn out perfect
Slight clarification because I used to date one of those weirdos: the "seed" people aren't serial killers. They just have a very insane obsession with their breeding kink.
babe wake up crust bag just posted :00
Tyler makes me laugh so hard every time he posts
3:03 this is even more valid with the fact that *nobody* is calling Twitter X
Nobody is calling it that, Elon, get over urself
This reminds me of the ‘things i hate’/‘things that make me happy’ videos, and i LOVE those! good jorb bro 👍
Dude, I needed this video. Reminded me of the zen of hypocrisy, & I really needed to be reminded of this, right now. I so very much appreciate your philosophies, as well as your appreciation for other humans, & how funny we can be. 🙏
I teach ethics at a college prep school. Several parts of this are surprisingly good as a stepping off point for what ethics is and why we hold certain values. I may use it in our intro unit. Thanks!
sorry, but if you wanna be a true stand up comedian, you should hold your microphone way at the base like you're afraid to hold something so phallic shaped
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new logo looks awesome and hey i dont care how long it takes for new crustbag if it takes a week or 5 years i will be here i love your videos they are very beneficial to my autism
yo dude, you should do a video where you show off all your different band shirts/clothes bc i see you in a different one every video lol
Another great video man! Your videos always put a massive smile on my face!
Totally agreed on the queer coding one. On one hand, as a lesbian I'm tired of seeing all our rep coming from bad guys or *shudders* The L Word, but on the other hand... Maleficent 😩
this video was an absolute blast, even yer "low effort" stuff is entertaining as hell, dude. would love to see more of "crustbag's comedy corner"!
pls we need more random low effort videos im hooked
(also you deserve 40k youre one of my fav channels on yt right now)
You're doing great, honestly I just like what you have to say. And I get that. I hate fighting and unnecessary violence, but I'd find it extremely funny to see billionaires locked in a cage fight with a very angry bear.
That ending joke that you meant to cut made me laugh so fucking hard, and I have no clue why as it was dumb… But it has me in tears rn UGGCSGGJCCSVGJCSDGJGDH
i really enjoyed this! your jokes were great! i am a big stand up comedy fan and i would NEVER have the confidence to do a 'tight 5' at an open mic, much less record something and put it on youtube, so good on you for taking the leap and putting this out there. i loved your whole bit, good comparisons and good catch lines, and yeah fuck Louis CK. if you've never done an open mic and aren't sure if you're ready yet, i think you're there, great job !
2:54 that is precisely what I once had my 15 minutes moment… as a 14 year old in school. One of my proudest moments from that time. I even drew pictures of the condition he had atop that - hypospadia, wchich means that instead his pee hole being at the end of the (micro)penis, it’s on the side or extreme cases at the base.
6:26 you know, that there is a band called The Seeds…
For me, the guilty pleasure kid rock song is So Hott
New video yayyy ^^! you always lift my mood up
How do I like this video more? This is fantastic. I genuinely thought the prison one was going to an SA place but nope, people who use the word "seed" absolutely need to be kept away from the normal population.
3:56 growing up Mormon has lead me to always pop off whenever ANYBODY brings up the Mormon Church because goddamn does that shit stink and blow chunks
Crustbag this christmas can you give me exactly $6.66
I’m literally creaming I love your discharge poster
upload this one letterboxd please, I need to rate more films (and other stuff)
Your so cool, please kiss my cat (he's clinically depressed)
Pls upload dad we miss you
I honestly don't find someone slipping and falling to be funny. The rest of this was great though!
I think sometimes it's funny but just someone falling no context is kinda never funny.
More of this. Fuckin hilarious
Im actually gonna rob your closet for all yo shirts fool
Honestly Him was my favorite Power Puff Girls character
Please post more u been helping my depression !
ughhh the new logo looks so GOOD
babe wake up crustbag uploaded.
The duality of man condensed into one video.
This could have been much longer. Funny as hell.
Yayy crustbag :)
Louis C.K.'s "Of course.... but maybe..." as represented by a metalpunk UA-camr. This timeline has some good candy.
So I grew up in Reno and if you went into some of the casinos you'd just find magicians doing card tricks and such just walking around, and I never knew if they were hired by the casino or they were contractors or it was just some guy that wandered in off the street. They didn't have an angle like they weren't asking for money or passing out business cards, if they weren't employees I think they were just lonely. It's stuff like this why Disneyland doesn't let you dress up if you're over 12
I love your self-awareness ❤️
Can't wait for the next one
Easily the best channel on yt
Hey bro... I started imitating Jonathan Davis in the grocery store today, and thought "Hey... haven't heard much from Crustbag lately." 🤔 Hope you're doing well, we miss you. Do more catatonic youths react vids. 😶 Love you, bye. 🖤
i stimmed so much when you uploaded i punched my face hard b acident and its hurting but at the same time im so happy omg
Is it bad if I out my partner? I only do it with close friends and sometimes very carefully with people that seem trustworthy (i.e. might go by similar labels or be generally very supportive of the community in question).
Lemme know what you think!
heyyy coming back to this video after a while i have a short anecdote about old people staring. so im trans, amab, but im pretransition and very closeted. the most i can do at the moment is long hair and thats what i have! a month or 2 or so ago i with my parents went to get my passport re-made and on the way back to the car i pass this fat old guy on the bench and he just like openly, blatantly, open eyed GAWKS at me like im the fucking antichrist. not even trying to hide it or anything like the dude even followed me with his eyes as i passed i was fucking getting scared. nothing came of it but like. now i get it even more than i already did
0:46 - 1:09
Its not hypocritical. Why??/how?? You are against innocent folks being outed. He is not innocent. Justice was served.
the scaring Christians Story reminds me of how i stood next to a "pro-life" Protest waving a Baphomet Flag a couple months back and some old fuck asked me if I eat Babies (dafuq?) to which i of course replied with "no, only retired people"
I can sens you kind of liked Louis Ck before. Not mad, just curious. Btw, everything in your channel is great, especially when you talk about fashion and design.
As a Christian, I agree, there is so much Satanic Panic shit with Christians, Tom Araya is literally Roman Catholic and slayer has pentagrams in all of their albums, Dave Mustaine, Dee Snider, all metal legends, and all Christians, it sucks to see Christians call Metal the devil’s music and what not. And for the record, the psychosis taunt part of this video made me laugh my ass off. 😂
I have to say I like this and on the note of ageism... some of it is that the old person sees it as beneath them. Like my dad sees paper maps as vastly superior to GPS and he is very good at using a map. But if you need to find something the GPS dominates he challenged me to find 100 things faster than he could with a map thinking I would get 5 at most... I got 97 of them.
This was after we went on a road trip where he spent 265 dollars on maps and only used them 3 times once shouting "Give me a map! Give me a map! I need a map!" when he had one in his bag. I just looked it up on my phone and while the life directions it gave me did turn out wrong I told my mom to drive straight to the place as he just screamed expletives about how lost we are.
Sorry Mormons, but Im super pressed for time, till around early/mid-March. Then I'll call yall all those words you wanna go as.
So be sooner or later day patient, and then you can have that whole long sentence you're after.
like the mighty Bri Doom said in agree to differ: "I know sometimes I'm a hypocrite/what i say amounts to shit/but bear with me and what goes on/I'll bear with you, let's see what can be done"
9:03
I am a brand new first time dad and I fully 100% agree with everything you said in that bit, no caveats. Fucking bullseye lol
Dude, as a parent who had kids pre Trump era, in the POST Trump era, my wife and I have 100% been like, “did we fuck up? I feel like maybe we fucked up.” I love my kids… but that’s why I regret that this flaming manure pile of a world is what we’re leaving to them to 😬. What a time to be alive. 💀
I count the days till you upload again every videos so entertaining 💪💪💪😼😼😼😼🍞🍞
Haha the best. I objectively think this is awesome. Keep up the awesome vids
Ah yes a crustbag video something I've been yearning for lol
Why did I think this was a second channel for FXK Nate? Now I remember you're the dude from tik tok lol
As someone in the mental health profession I just wanted to drop my 2c that psychosis and delusion are two very different things and you're not hypocritical for that take
I love your videos so much! Exactly my type of humor.
There are two things and neither of them are bad but they do cancel each other out, unless someone can explain to me otherwise as with people I have talked about it with seem to agree with me. That is being asexual and a sexworker like how can someone be both, I know you don't have to be hypersexual to be a sexworker but I do not see how you can be the complete opposite of that and still a sex worker.
I thought this was going to be a comedy thing about the band Hypocrisy :(
I think this video is really healthy for some folks out there. Additionally it's also extremely funny!
Babe wake up new Tyler video dropped
How can you criticize an opinion when you yourself also have an opinion? Hypocrite much?
crustbag i love you and you're incredible please hold your mic a little bit further away or use a pop filter
crustbag come back, its been 2 months and im running out of videos to watch,
thank you
I unironically agreed with every word of this.
Your new logo is cool
I make strange faces when people in front of me take selfies in the off chance I show up in them.
you should review the *_Disney_* extreme skate adventure soundtrack
A new Crustbag video is how you know the day will be okay
Real
dude i love these kinds of videos so much the way u talk is SO entertaining 😭
This video.... is 100% on the nail 🤣😂
the awkward clapping and old video effects in the beginning, 10/10
I enjoyed it :). Looking forward to the next one.
Absolutely based fucking takes my guy.
damn that logo at 1:24 looks damn sick, 90's black metal vibe i love it
dude, thanks for these videos. authentic and hilarious
( writing this comment using only slinky tricks & magic )
Thank you for showing me it’s OK to be an asshole
Not enough crust bag videos 😮💨
TYLERRRRR UPLOAD SOMETHING ALREADYYYYYYYYYY
LOUIS CK is the GOAT 😁
Babe wake up new crustbag video!