You have to remember that the single drop of blood is a protagonist thing. Unnamed side characters exist to show how special the protagonist is, by dying when they try to do the thing the protagonist only gets a mild headache or mini nosebleed from 🙃
Just pray you don't find yourself in the role of The Unlucky Psyker in the Warhammer 40K RPG universe. (Which is like 99.99% of all Psykers there.) Then that little nosebleed will be someone putting a bullet through your brain if you so much as look like you became possessed. So a nosebleed there might be secondary-deadly. Just scream, "I'M FINE, NO REALLY!" and try not to speak in tongues...
Fun fact, if you are ever bleeding through both of your nostrils at the same time, go to the hospital. For most nosebleeds (which is a burst vessel in your nose, like a cut) the blood escaping from one side kinda prevents it from getting to the other. But if you are bleeding from your brain or sinus cavity, then blood is able to get to both. (Or something like that. Go to the hospital is the important part)
@@cobiandiego5896 yeah that's a good point! it can happen, but still you would likely still bleed mostly out of one or the other, since blood supply and what not. If it's a lot of blood or equal blood coming out if both is when you gotta start worrying.
Also, don't tilt your head back. The blood may cause vomiting. Pinch the bridge of your nose, sit down and bend over so your head is between your legs so the blood drains out.
There really should be PSAs on TV to inform the public about not inserting various things into holes in the body that aren't designed for those things.
I'd love to know what "weird" things you think you've seen that are somehow weirder than someone spontaneously developing telekinetic powers and getting a nosebleed from it. Sometimes it feels like people just type comments by putting random words together. If this is a joke, I should remind you that jokes are meant to be funny, not just some random, blatantly untrue thing.
Ryan always thinks of the most relatable skits. It is comforting to know that I'm not the only one bleeding from my orifices when using psychic powers. 🙂
As someone with a full beard and moustache, and has done the 'fake blood' thing for a friend's college movie; That was probably a headache to clean out afterwards. I appreciate the sacrifices Ryan makes for our entertainment. :D
@@omgthisissoawesome you can get types of theatrical blood that wash out easily, even from whites, though idk if that's what he used source: theatre costumer
@@ashert4918 you CAN get real blood out of whites, too, if you know how to use hydrogen peroxide source: women throughout history also Ryan should've used more to get to a scary point for middle Ryan, though I understand brevity is the soul of wit and told myself not to make this comment.
Happy to see Guy 2 is well enough to go with Guy 3 to the hospital. Real nice fella that one. I'm curious if any of them realized that they didn't have psychic powers, but in fact the banana does, and it was giving them all nose bleeds. Which by the way banana really hates Guy 3. That's why... well, you know.
I WAS kinda waiting for a giant kissing cochroach, there inside that illegally imported banana- with a following PSA about giving yourself and analurism. words are fun
There are always such fun vibes between the Ryans, but now I'm wondering how lonely Ryan must be during these skits irl 😂. He's really king at creating a social atmosphere where there isn't one. I'm also glad we addressed the tactful psychic nose bleed
You should do the first people to discover natural medicine. (Like how people used random plants or bark to fix people. I always wondered how on earth they found out what plant would work on what sickness 😂)
literally thousands of years of people getting bored and trying things, then learning from it and applying that knowledge as they try new things, and so on we know which things work for certain purposes because the people who tried them didn't die
@@mattc9598 Not just bored. You ever have a cut and think "I wonder if this cooking oil would make it sting less?" And that's how medicine was invented. Figuring out the thing that makes your hands numb when you touch it could make your sore spots numb if you rubbed it on them is medicine 101.
As a chronic sufferer of nose bleeds as a child, and still maybe once or twice a year to this day in later adulthood, I'm SO disappointed that they never came with super powers! 😤 Hilarious video by the way! 👏🤣👌
Not to be obnoxious, but the reason that most superheroes wear primary colours is because of the limited printing range of colours they had when they were first printing comic books. They could use a wider range of colours on the cover, but on the inside, their best bet was bright, simple colours.
Ok, the end where he stood up with his whole face full of blood, and calmly says "I should probably go join him", destroyed me LMAO, Perfect comedic timing there
That one was good, but when his nose bleed was progressively getting bigger I assumed that would be a punchline at some point. The joke that really got me was when Ryan 3 said "I tHoUgHt YoU wErE vEgAn?"
I was always worried in those movies the next small blood vessel to pop would be in their brain. I mean I'm not joking, that nosebleed thing always makes me worried about those characters.
I know you're joking, but if you're really intereted. Here is a VERY COOL movie that thsi skit is more than likely referencing. It's called chronicle/chronicles, not sure if there is an s. It's about a dude who has no friends, gets bullied, his dad beats him, and his mom is sick. He starts filming everything, for some reason, it's kinda implied at the beginning of the movie that it's because of his dad, since he closed the door on his dad who is yelling and knocking HARD on the door, and he says(i am gonna film everything from now on), but that never comes up again, he doesn't go to the police, he doesn't do anything with the footage to his dad, so i am confused. Anyways, the movie is shown through cameras, always, which is cool. He goes with his cousin to a party. He is setting alone since people annoyed him for having the camera (of course, it's kinda weird), but then the popular kid comes to him, tells him to bring the camera, him and his cousin found something cool. They go in the woods, and into a hole, find a blue glowing thing (i think it was blue, it changes color, but i am not sure what the first color was), they get noes bleeds, the start to pass out, and the camera dies. Next day they start experimenting, and become friends. This is enough spoilers, watch the movie.
I would like to congratulate Ryan on his most chaotic episode yet, with the least regard for placement of the fake mustache. Well done, sir, well done. 👏👏👏
Or, conversely, incredibly weak psychic powers, to the point where the slightest ineffectual flare up sets your nose to bleeding... To which I say, the solution is probably some sort of psychic strength training......You'll probably need more blood...
Fantastic, as always. I think there’s another rule, though. You have to mimic the direction in which you want to do something using your arms and hands, otherwise you won’t be able to move objects. When you get really good, you just need to move your eyes.
With Blue Orb, you should always use the recommended dosage. If when using your mysterious telekinetic powers you suffer from excessive bleeding then please consult a doctor.
This man needs his own comedy, sci-fi, action movie with time travelling reporter guy as the main character as he goes through time discovering the first people do invent, do and make stuff, and coming to the realisation that the future is dumb. It could also show how 90s talk show host dies. But Ryan George must play every character!
Thank you so much Ryan! I’ve been having a horrible day and binging your videos has made me feel so much better. Seeing someone shit blood from their ass because they used telekinesis is just what I need?
One of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen you do. It compelled to comment. And, super happy for owning your YoiToonz vinyl figure. Cuz, you never. Make me to LMFAO! 🤣
As someone who gets lots of nose bleeds, I can't help but imagine I'm accidentally triggering my latent psychic powers at arbitrary points. Whatever they're being used for, I haven't the faintest idea so, if you've ever seen random acts of sorcery, you're welcome/I'm sorry!
@@Lavonne9870 he never really has to he always can just show them his fiercerer mustache and they would just break their own necks because they know they can't grow such awesome face fur
Don't tilt your head back when you have a nose bleed. I would get them randomly all the time (up until I had the inside of my nose chemically cauterized to stop that from happening) and people always told me to do that. Instead, find a place you can bleed into like a sink or garbage can, lean over it, and squeeze the squishy part about halfway down the bridge of your nose until the bleeding stops.
Putting a cold compress on the nose also helps. But yes don't tilt the head back, you really don't want to swallow a lot of blood. There is a reason that black pudding, Blutwurst is _cooked_ (same why the Tuareg in Africa cook animal blood and milk together and then skim off the cell debris froth on top before they drink the rest). Too much blood in the stomach being digested can result in too much iron clogging your kidneys.
@@TF2CrunchyFrog Cooked blood has iron just the same. The real reason is you'll upset your stomach and vomit, long before anything's even been digested anyway.
I always thought it'd make more sense for blood to come out your eyes when using psychic powers like that. Cause ya know, you are hard focusing on an object you are looking at. Loved the ending, even if I was also grossed out!
@@jondunmore4268 When it's all three options at once (nose, eyes and ears), the character _really_ is in trouble. That's just one step away from "exploding head syndrome" from the movie _Scanners._ Better put on your raincoats, folks, _it's gonna brain..._
@@jondunmore4268 The ears aren't visible enough. Also your brain isn't all that separate from your nasal cavity. In fact, you technically have brain cells in your nose. And it's an open downward passage so the blood would naturally be drawn down there from the brain.
Not only do they have the ability to move a banana, but they can also create onimous music too. Most impressive.
Actually creating that ominous sound track was super easy, barely an inconvenience
I’ve been practicing for years and all ive been able to make is an ominous wind. I fully understand the skill behind the ominous music
Just ignore it, it's not diegetic...
100%. People don't realize
@@hughcaldwell1034 It would be funnier if it was though
With a little training and a few blood transfusions, Ryan will never have to manually peel a banana again
😂
That's the dream.
This is quite a worthy trade
Mankind need no longer fear the Banana.
men you have 666 likes , i hate to ruin it , so... my like is writen here
I can’t believe Ryan developed telekinetic powers just for this skit. Such dedication to his craft!
Bravo Ryan
I can’t believe he allowed his clones to keep that ability or maybe he won’t and we see new clones in the next sketch
I bet it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"crafts" : someone said, once.
i think.
I can't believe he risked death from both nose bleeding and anal bleeding just for comedic effect
You have to remember that the single drop of blood is a protagonist thing. Unnamed side characters exist to show how special the protagonist is, by dying when they try to do the thing the protagonist only gets a mild headache or mini nosebleed from 🙃
Well, we now know which Ryan is the protagonist!
Just pray you don't find yourself in the role of The Unlucky Psyker in the Warhammer 40K RPG universe. (Which is like 99.99% of all Psykers there.) Then that little nosebleed will be someone putting a bullet through your brain if you so much as look like you became possessed. So a nosebleed there might be secondary-deadly. Just scream, "I'M FINE, NO REALLY!" and try not to speak in tongues...
@@TF2CrunchyFrog ha, as if the Inquistor behind you would listen and pay attention to the obviously Tzeentch corrupted heretic.
Like Percy Jackson. Percy gets a lil' nauseous. The apollo kids burn up. Nico falls asleep. Definitely not fair.
What's exactly wrong with making the protagonist a more remarkable character than the other less important characters ?
Fun fact, if you are ever bleeding through both of your nostrils at the same time, go to the hospital. For most nosebleeds (which is a burst vessel in your nose, like a cut) the blood escaping from one side kinda prevents it from getting to the other. But if you are bleeding from your brain or sinus cavity, then blood is able to get to both.
(Or something like that. Go to the hospital is the important part)
Just go!
but also occasionally you get burst vessels in both of my nostrils (still good to go to the hospital just in case tho)
@@cobiandiego5896 yeah that's a good point! it can happen, but still you would likely still bleed mostly out of one or the other, since blood supply and what not. If it's a lot of blood or equal blood coming out if both is when you gotta start worrying.
are you scared of dying? LOL, WHAT A NERD!
Also, don't tilt your head back. The blood may cause vomiting. Pinch the bridge of your nose, sit down and bend over so your head is between your legs so the blood drains out.
As a former ER nurse, that would probably not be the weirdest backdoor story of the day or at least the week.
"... and when I was testing my new telekinesis powers with the guys the cucumber flew right in! I swear!"
"It was a one in a million shot, Doc. One in a million"
There really should be PSAs on TV to inform the public about not inserting various things into holes in the body that aren't designed for those things.
I'd love to know what "weird" things you think you've seen that are somehow weirder than someone spontaneously developing telekinetic powers and getting a nosebleed from it.
Sometimes it feels like people just type comments by putting random words together.
If this is a joke, I should remind you that jokes are meant to be funny, not just some random, blatantly untrue thing.
@@KamikazeCommie501 It's not about the things the ER nurse have seen but about the background stories the patients have told.
Ryan just saying "Katherine Heigl" in the middle of the other two Ryans panicking made me laugh so hard.
Possibly the best part, I even had to stop the video.
I had to stop the video when that happened 😂
Loved her in Roswell.
Me too!!😂😂
@@wangsterstube she was the lead in 27 Dresses, the movie he referenced earlier
“I thought you where vegan”
That Line killed me😂
You should go to a hospital, or a mortuary?
Were, not where!
@@DavidRay39 wear not we're
@@insufferablepeter3800 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@bobcancer9746 I am unable to suffer that guy
I wonder how many times he had someone punch him in the nose to get it to bleed that much 🤔
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It's chocolate syrup.
Ryan always thinks of the most relatable skits.
It is comforting to know that I'm not the only one bleeding from my orifices when using psychic powers. 🙂
Same, except I doesn't do it when I use my psychic powers. It's just constant.
As someone with a full beard and moustache, and has done the 'fake blood' thing for a friend's college movie; That was probably a headache to clean out afterwards.
I appreciate the sacrifices Ryan makes for our entertainment. :D
Are you trying to say that's not Ryan's real blood?? 😢
Not to mention getting the 'blood' off the white pants/t-shirt!
He also ruined a t-shirt and a pair of white pants for this, true commitment 😌🙌
@@omgthisissoawesome you can get types of theatrical blood that wash out easily, even from whites, though idk if that's what he used
source: theatre costumer
@@ashert4918 you CAN get real blood out of whites, too, if you know how to use hydrogen peroxide
source: women throughout history
also Ryan should've used more to get to a scary point for middle Ryan, though I understand brevity is the soul of wit and told myself not to make this comment.
I love the fact that Ryan almost had a full mustache and still wears the fake mustache
Fake mustache?
Nah, that's another guy. The most commanding man in the room for sure.
It's a power move
Next he'll CGI his moustache out like Henry Cavill
I heard you like moustaches...
Happy to see Guy 2 is well enough to go with Guy 3 to the hospital. Real nice fella that one. I'm curious if any of them realized that they didn't have psychic powers, but in fact the banana does, and it was giving them all nose bleeds. Which by the way banana really hates Guy 3. That's why... well, you know.
I WAS kinda waiting for a giant kissing cochroach, there inside that illegally imported banana- with a following PSA about giving yourself and analurism. words are fun
What a twist!
0⁰⁰😊😂
😂
that theory makes me wonder where the banana has been (if you know what I mean), with how much it hates Guy 3 ...
"This is just making the blood go down my throat."
"I thought you were vegan?" LOL!!!!
There are always such fun vibes between the Ryans, but now I'm wondering how lonely Ryan must be during these skits irl 😂. He's really king at creating a social atmosphere where there isn't one. I'm also glad we addressed the tactful psychic nose bleed
How can he be lonely when theres so many of him?
I heard in a podcast these are all filmed in his basement with a green screen
Man I hate it when my physic powers give me nose bleeds! Happens all the time.
@Don't Read My Profile PictureB O T
Lol
You’re lucky you bleed from the nose
Pshh, it's barely an inconvenience
For me its suepr easy, barely an inconvenience.
I died at the " he's developed a hatred for bananas"
It's definitely a plot twist
You should do the first people to discover natural medicine. (Like how people used random plants or bark to fix people. I always wondered how on earth they found out what plant would work on what sickness 😂)
Some guys were so hungry they ate some random bark or seed. And they didn't die. That's how it went.
literally thousands of years of people getting bored and trying things, then learning from it and applying that knowledge as they try new things, and so on
we know which things work for certain purposes because the people who tried them didn't die
Kind of already did ua-cam.com/video/Kex-ZyVwJH8/v-deo.html
@@mattc9598 Not just bored. You ever have a cut and think "I wonder if this cooking oil would make it sting less?" And that's how medicine was invented. Figuring out the thing that makes your hands numb when you touch it could make your sore spots numb if you rubbed it on them is medicine 101.
Trial and error. They went "huh, this planned killed this guy. Probably shouldn't use it again."
love the nonchalant tone of the second guy rising with a face full of blood and just casually being like "I should probably go join him"
As a chronic sufferer of nose bleeds as a child, and still maybe once or twice a year to this day in later adulthood, I'm SO disappointed that they never came with super powers! 😤 Hilarious video by the way! 👏🤣👌
This man puts his blood, sweat, blood, tears, and more blood into these videos to entertain us all. 👍
And a little bit of stool too 🙃
And milk
I finally understand why superheroes wear red underwear for their costumes now.
Not to be obnoxious, but the reason that most superheroes wear primary colours is because of the limited printing range of colours they had when they were first printing comic books. They could use a wider range of colours on the cover, but on the inside, their best bet was bright, simple colours.
Ok, the end where he stood up with his whole face full of blood, and calmly says "I should probably go join him", destroyed me LMAO, Perfect comedic timing there
That one was just perfect
That one was good, but when his nose bleed was progressively getting bigger I assumed that would be a punchline at some point. The joke that really got me was when Ryan 3 said "I tHoUgHt YoU wErE vEgAn?"
“I thought you were vegan!”
Ok
@@ApequHok
This went from a nose bleed to a brain bleed to an......
Watching those nose bleeds honestly made me feel light headed myself
I'm so glad he Chronicled this adventure for us!
I always hoped for a sequel but y'know what, this vid will have to suffice
I See What You Did There.
HA! I GET IT!
*in flawless Chris Hemsworth impression* I understood that reference.
@@K1DCxRPSEPsP not quite
“It’s just making the blood go down my throat!”
“I thought you were vegan.”
Nice to know how much he cares about his friend.
vegan blood isn't vegan?!?!...... uh oh
Ryan training decades to get superpowers just for the skit is impressive dedication, respect
I saw you on the ape society
@@zygoatindustries He is impossible to escape from. He is everywhere.
Bros literally “Just some guy with a mustache” 2.0 💀
How do you comment everywhere before anyone else
Your literally everywhere
You bless me with your comedic genius. I am so grateful to be alive.
Al the blood on Ryan's face when he pops up and goes "I think I should go join him" 😂
I was always worried in those movies the next small blood vessel to pop would be in their brain. I mean I'm not joking, that nosebleed thing always makes me worried about those characters.
Read Ste0hen King’s Firestarter. Good book. Discusses this phenomenon.
@@greggs1067 I always liked the music they played when the dad did his thing.
Yeah don't worry, football players just have blood floating in their skull at all times from so many concussions, this wouldn't compare.
@@USA_UNITED1776 OH GAWD REALLY?!
@@MrSpartan993 yeah watch the movie concussion.
Now I’m interested in knowing the origin of this mysterious blue orb.
This video is sponsored by Blue Orb ...
What if it was the adstronaut.........?
@@sergiorestrepo6657 the mystical power of capitalism.
I know you're joking, but if you're really intereted.
Here is a VERY COOL movie that thsi skit is more than likely referencing.
It's called chronicle/chronicles, not sure if there is an s.
It's about a dude who has no friends, gets bullied, his dad beats him, and his mom is sick.
He starts filming everything, for some reason, it's kinda implied at the beginning of the movie that it's because of his dad, since he closed the door on his dad who is yelling and knocking HARD on the door, and he says(i am gonna film everything from now on), but that never comes up again, he doesn't go to the police, he doesn't do anything with the footage to his dad, so i am confused.
Anyways, the movie is shown through cameras, always, which is cool.
He goes with his cousin to a party.
He is setting alone since people annoyed him for having the camera (of course, it's kinda weird), but then the popular kid comes to him, tells him to bring the camera, him and his cousin found something cool.
They go in the woods, and into a hole, find a blue glowing thing (i think it was blue, it changes color, but i am not sure what the first color was), they get noes bleeds, the start to pass out, and the camera dies.
Next day they start experimenting, and become friends.
This is enough spoilers, watch the movie.
It came from the hole
I love how the third guy's mustache moves every time the scene shifts on him
The hospital is going to have some major questions. 😂
Can’t believe Ryan punched himself in the nose to really capture the authenticity of the nosebleeds. That’s real devotion 👏
Are you stupid? He didn't punch himself in the nose. He developed psychic powers!
That "katherine heigl" was the perfect comedic timing
I would like to congratulate Ryan on his most chaotic episode yet, with the least regard for placement of the fake mustache. Well done, sir, well done. 👏👏👏
Wait, the mustache was fake?
The mustache was the star of the show!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@Naturemagick9 right!? I fucking love it! 😂
Let's just appreciate that when he uploads we all stop what we do to watch him uploads
Yes. I stopped binging his older content to watch the next one
I stopped slaying orcs in Shadow of Mordor. Back to the grind!
I stopped pretending to work.
I don't. I like to savor the anticipation.
I didn't stop sleeping.
I'm so glad this got made with the practical effects intact. Holy hanky this is a hilarious video.
_He's developed a hatred for bananas!_
Can't stop laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, no wonder I've been having nosebleeds. I must have crazy powerful psychic powers
Or a weak brain.
Or, conversely, incredibly weak psychic powers, to the point where the slightest ineffectual flare up sets your nose to bleeding... To which I say, the solution is probably some sort of psychic strength training......You'll probably need more blood...
It’s crazy, instead of a blue glowing orb I must have gotten my psychic powers from seasonal allergies and dry weather.
No, you just pick your nose too much.
I’m not picking my nose, I’m unlocking the hidden powers of my brain
This just made me realize that there's probably a department where oddly specific movie tropes are decided in the Ryanverse
That's why I don't use my psychic powers, I could do telekinesis and stuff if I wanted to, but I don't want my nose to bleed.
I'm more worried about my ass.
i totally believe you
@@backyardrebel2149 -- so is your boyfriend.
I just don't want to mentally assault a banana. They've always been pretty alright.
@@backyardrebel2149 me too 😅
Fantastic, as always. I think there’s another rule, though. You have to mimic the direction in which you want to do something using your arms and hands, otherwise you won’t be able to move objects. When you get really good, you just need to move your eyes.
Can't believe Ryan actually learned telekinesis and got massive nosebleeds and rectal bleeding just for our entertainment
The ability to make a banana move slightly is an AWESOME power! Well worth the gallon of blood loss.
Getting telekinetic powers and then having to visually represent them by touching your fingers to your temples is tight!
It's hilarious how the title casually says "little nosebleed" and then two of the three guys end up on the verge of death
The writing rhythm in the opening sequence is incredibly skillful. You have a great understanding of natural conversational timing Ryan.
For some reason, I think Ryan recently watched the criminally underrated Chronicle and decided to make a comedy skit out of it😂
That movie depressed me
"I should probably go join him" the delivery of that line just makes me laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
With Blue Orb, you should always use the recommended dosage. If when using your mysterious telekinetic powers you suffer from excessive bleeding then please consult a doctor.
(Blue orb telekinesis may cause: nosebleed, drowsiness, infatuation, hair loss, additional mustache, groin pain, psychotic break, tsunami, athlete's foot, _Space Ghost_ re-runs, diabetes, toothache, heartache, patty-cake, spontaneous combustion, lazy eye, uncontrollably saying "Wow-wow-wow," and anal leakage. Ask your doctor if blue orb telekinesis is right for you.)
😂
Once a banana used its powers to move me.
I don’t get the chance to tell this story often, so thanks Ryan
... and yet, the banana walked away unscathed, lol 😆
that is an unbelievable amount of realistic blood
“The first guy to ever get psychic powers” is my favorite in the series yet.
This man needs his own comedy, sci-fi, action movie with time travelling reporter guy as the main character as he goes through time discovering the first people do invent, do and make stuff, and coming to the realisation that the future is dumb. It could also show how 90s talk show host dies. But Ryan George must play every character!
Uh, what do you think this channel is?
@@FlatOnHisFace Jasmine was actually a girl..
as someone with chronic nosebleeds, this skit earns an A++ for accuracy and comedy
I saw the "bleeding but not exactly from the nose" thing coming and it still got me.
"I thought you were vegan." That's a fair point to raise in this situation.
Don’t you hate it when your friends try to copy your psychic powers and then they lose enough blood to lose consciousness.
"Without telling anyone for some reason" lol bro your videos leave me dead
Omg. This one is hilarious. 😂 Thanks
I was not expecting that....
Wow.... just wow....
Lol!
Coming home from school to see a Ryan George video is TIGHT
Thank you so much Ryan! I’ve been having a horrible day and binging your videos has made me feel so much better. Seeing someone shit blood from their ass because they used telekinesis is just what I need?
Still did a better job at fake blood than most movies lol
Who said it was fake? Ryan commits when he makes these videos!!
*BBQ SAUCE*
Yeah some movie bloods are too bright and/or too watery
@@Lucivius27
Clint Eastwood has chocolate added to his to fix that.
Yeah it's way too real I had to do a double take 😂
Okay "I thought you were vegan?!?" Was such a throwaway line but I loved it
Props to Ryan for giving himself a nosebleed and a buttbleed for this one skit 👏👏👏
This made me laugh so hard 🤣
I never expected that Ryan verse would go R rated 😉😜
Things must be changing in the Ryanverse as nobody said "Hi there, hello".
The nose is just a pressure release valve for psychics
One of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen you do. It compelled to comment.
And, super happy for owning your YoiToonz vinyl figure. Cuz, you never. Make me to LMFAO! 🤣
As someone who gets lots of nose bleeds, I can't help but imagine I'm accidentally triggering my latent psychic powers at arbitrary points.
Whatever they're being used for, I haven't the faintest idea so, if you've ever seen random acts of sorcery, you're welcome/I'm sorry!
"Random guy in florida gets crushed by falling anvil"
-Tommorows news
Well that was a lot more blood than I expected from Ryan George 😂
Best skit in years 😂 Love to see you continue to develop your style of comedy
Ryan: *Finds big bucket of blood in closet*
Also Ryan: "Well i can't let this go to waste..."
In anyone else's world, finding a bucket of blood in the closet would be terrifying, In Ryan's world, it's a slow Tuesday.
I'm glad he doesn't always go to that place, but this time I'm glad he did.🤣
The crooked "mustache" while trying to think of that actress was absolutely perfect. It distracted me just enough to forget about the new shirts.
Huh, guess that’s where my random daily nosebleeds come from.
Man Ryan is so committed to making videos he actually almost bled out incredible work!!
Now that ryan has telekinetic powers he doesn't have to do a backflip to snap the bad guys necks anymore
Valid assumption .
He never did 'have to'... He just wanted to because it looked cool
@@Lavonne9870 he never really has to he always can just show them his fiercerer mustache and they would just break their own necks because they know they can't grow such awesome face fur
'Katherine Heigl' becomes more iconic from that line in this sketch then her entire acting career.
Moving a banana using psychic powers is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
The movie “27 dresses” makes a lot more sense if she has mind control powers.
Why don’t more people use psychic powers? It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience
Yeah, it only takes a blood tranfusion every half hour. And living off other people's blood is TIGHT!
I don't know!
I would consider butt hole bleeding kind of an inconvenience you know, maybe even more than barely
I tried to do a backflip but I did not save the day .
@@Mikewee777 Hey bro, I just realized you forgot all about the "snapping the neck" thing. Try that next time and you should be good 👍
I haven’t watched yet but I already know this is good.
'He developed a hatred for bananas!' I should not have laughed as hard as I did 😂
Why didn't they use their powers to fix Guy 2's moustache?
Don't tilt your head back when you have a nose bleed. I would get them randomly all the time (up until I had the inside of my nose chemically cauterized to stop that from happening) and people always told me to do that.
Instead, find a place you can bleed into like a sink or garbage can, lean over it, and squeeze the squishy part about halfway down the bridge of your nose until the bleeding stops.
Amen, and that's a big "don't" in neon lettering, although the RG vids are pretty good. 👍👍👍
Putting a cold compress on the nose also helps. But yes don't tilt the head back, you really don't want to swallow a lot of blood. There is a reason that black pudding, Blutwurst is _cooked_ (same why the Tuareg in Africa cook animal blood and milk together and then skim off the cell debris froth on top before they drink the rest). Too much blood in the stomach being digested can result in too much iron clogging your kidneys.
@@TF2CrunchyFrog Cooked blood has iron just the same.
The real reason is you'll upset your stomach and vomit, long before anything's even been digested anyway.
First, he develops the power to clone himself and now he has telekinesis. I think Ryan is getting to powerfull there.
I love how extremely generic and original this video is
He has developed a hatred for bananas🤣🤣🤣
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I love the detail he puts into the different eyebrows for these skits! Incredible!
I see the special effects budget is going up in these skits. Excellent!
Watching Ryan always gives me a little nosebleed
I don't think that's a good thing
Just a single drop of blood
@@KillerShark6000 maybe not
Worth it
You horny anime fans need to relax. It is just a drawing !
I always thought it'd make more sense for blood to come out your eyes when using psychic powers like that. Cause ya know, you are hard focusing on an object you are looking at.
Loved the ending, even if I was also grossed out!
Unfortunately Naruto already got that.Branding conflicts with Shonen Jump's legal team are very hard to solve.
Eyes usually come after nose, when they push themselves even harder with their powers.
Yes, but isn't your BRAIN doing all the hard work? In that case, the blood should probably come out your EARS...
@@jondunmore4268 When it's all three options at once (nose, eyes and ears), the character _really_ is in trouble. That's just one step away from "exploding head syndrome" from the movie _Scanners._ Better put on your raincoats, folks, _it's gonna brain..._
@@jondunmore4268 The ears aren't visible enough. Also your brain isn't all that separate from your nasal cavity. In fact, you technically have brain cells in your nose. And it's an open downward passage so the blood would naturally be drawn down there from the brain.
Once I got past the shock and horror😳, this was very funny😂
The part that got me most was the Katherine Heigl callback in the middle of the chaos
I appreciate the clean up you put into this.
Remember, never use telekinetic powers if you're on blood thinners