When You Rub Your Eye During A Movie

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  • @Coolbowser829
    @Coolbowser829 Рік тому +8527

    I also teared up during the line "This park is f*ucking Jurassic!" Truly one of the movie moments of all time 😭

    • @1523.M
      @1523.M Рік тому +204

      I bet you still don't have teeth! I never display my emotions.

    • @SpideyWarsStudios
      @SpideyWarsStudios Рік тому +229

      The fact u added an unnecessary asterisk instead of removing a letter as censorship is f*ucking hilarious

    • @Coolbowser829
      @Coolbowser829 Рік тому +125

      @@SpideyWarsStudios it was an accident, but I got a heart from the man himself so it's too late to change

    • @ZerglingLover
      @ZerglingLover Рік тому +41

      cry, you little baby

    • @shadowshockwave
      @shadowshockwave Рік тому +15

      There is so much grammerically wrong with this comment.

  • @Mr.LeoWarren
    @Mr.LeoWarren Рік тому +604

    I always love how hot-headed guys angrily yell at you for showing emotion, completely forgetting that anger is also an emotion. If anything, it is just an alternative to crying.

    • @ApequH
      @ApequH Рік тому +41

      Yeah, they somehow always forget about anger

    • @nyplex6830
      @nyplex6830 Рік тому +24

      Not to mention, anger is just shaken up sadness!

    • @KristianRobertsen
      @KristianRobertsen Рік тому +8

      ​@@nyplex6830it absolutely is not.

    • @saeedgnu
      @saeedgnu 11 місяців тому +2

      The line between them are blur, and one often leads to another. So it's possible. Kinda the same for happiness and excitement.

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 10 місяців тому +3

      @@KristianRobertsen aww, did someone touch a nerve?

  • @ralphwiggum3134
    @ralphwiggum3134 Рік тому +2481

    As a former teenage boy, I can attest that this is how they act. I once had a coat sleeve brush against my eye and it started to tear up and other kids were on me just like this video.

    • @thegreenxeno9430
      @thegreenxeno9430 Рік тому +216

      Can confirm
      You have recently been dependent on placenta for survival.

    • @JameyMcQueen
      @JameyMcQueen Рік тому +15

      @@thegreenxeno9430
      You can confirm that this is how they act, or that OP's story happened?

    • @bronsoncarder2491
      @bronsoncarder2491 Рік тому +94

      @@JameyMcQueen He can confirm that OP was born no more than three months ago, or sometime recently at least. lmfao

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax Рік тому +40

      No way he's a teenager, he's absolutely dependent on placenta

    • @TincMetals
      @TincMetals Рік тому +23

      Just stare at them in silence till they're done. Then coldly ask, "You done?" If they start up again just keep starring till the silence is awkward AF. Hahaha.

  • @OmegaHeroLegacy
    @OmegaHeroLegacy Рік тому +542

    I actually cry at the end of every Ryan George video. There's something tragic about knowing I can never watch that video again like I did the very first time. Eventually, I have to drink away my sadness with the brick I accidentally bought at the store instead of red wine.

  • @dw4124
    @dw4124 Рік тому +621

    Now that I'm a dad, if there's anything in a movie that remotely hints at emotional turmoil for a child I tear up

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming Рік тому +53

      Agreed. Having a kid has been terrible for my stoic outer shell.

    • @elvwood
      @elvwood Рік тому +86

      It's fine for dads to show emotion, I decided.

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming Рік тому +43

      @@elvwood Well ok then.

    • @jbc242424
      @jbc242424 Рік тому +10

      Dude I'm an open spigot...

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Рік тому +25

      I'll share this with you in solidarity:
      I was doing an Old Testament (Bible) study and my then 13 year old son walked in.
      I told him what I was studying and commented, *"Dang, God was really on the Go-Hard in the Old Testament!"*
      His response: *"Yep, having a kid really mellowed Him out."*
      iDied laughing!! 😆🤣

  • @Sticknub
    @Sticknub Рік тому +2288

    This has always been an anxiety of mine and I never thought that this was a common experience, you have no idea how much better this makes me feel

    • @ocircles738
      @ocircles738 Рік тому +193

      What, you're feeling a lot? Like a little bitty baby child?

    • @NotaNotas
      @NotaNotas Рік тому +142

      @@ocircles738 this guy probably has a soft spot on the back of his head because of how recently he came out of the womb

    • @DeadDogInc
      @DeadDogInc Рік тому

      Anxiety because you still suckle on a baby bottle?

    • @Sticknub
      @Sticknub Рік тому +48

      @@NotaNotas this guy was probably born no more than 3 months ago

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 Рік тому +21

      It's a tiny thing in the moment. To call it "always" an "anxiety" is a bit much. Come on. Everyone has anxious moments about certain things, but let's have some thick skin about such small stuff, my friend. We're all affected differently by things, but let's be realistic. And we're all human. You're not the only one who feels.

  • @GrubbJunker
    @GrubbJunker Рік тому +709

    I'm always careful rubbing my eye. If I feel the itch but it's an emotional scene, I suffer the itch in secret, counting the seconds for the scene to end. Of course I leave a buffer and only scratch the itch after a good 30 seconds once the scene is over.

    • @Starsmors314
      @Starsmors314 Рік тому +94

      Same, and I make sure to visibly scratch said itch for longer than necessary so that there can be no confusion

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 Рік тому +20

      My eyes burn on pretty much a daily basis (I assume because of sweat leaking in?) so I'm pretty much used to randomly tearing up and crying in public by now lmao

    • @shrubninja6444
      @shrubninja6444 Рік тому +48

      I make sure that everyone knows how disgusted I am that the movie is trying to make me feel things, and that my eyes are watery because I'm about to throw up. To make it extra convincing I projectile vomit onto the nearest person so they can validate my claims.

    • @DaniOrdo
      @DaniOrdo Рік тому +3

      Don't we all bro, don't we all :)

    • @stephenriggs8177
      @stephenriggs8177 Рік тому +5

      Fake sneeze. It's a great way to cover your whole face in a tissue.

  • @Catrell
    @Catrell Рік тому +321

    My son cried at the end of homeward bound and it hit me how devastating that scene was. Oh the crap I would have been given at his age! Good for him.

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax Рік тому +25

      Okay, but tbh I’d be more worried if your son *didnt* cry at the end of homeward bound.
      …unlike all these placenta dependent babies in here.

    • @orangebeagle3068
      @orangebeagle3068 Рік тому +1

      What happens at the end? I don’t remember.

    • @zachsutton6195
      @zachsutton6195 Рік тому +37

      ​@@orangebeagle3068 the movie ends

    • @kargen1963
      @kargen1963 Рік тому +1

      I saw it as a kid when it came out and I still tear up at the end of the movie.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler Рік тому +9

      ​@@orangebeagle3068No spoilers but it's a happy ending. One of the few dog movies that make you cry at the end, but for a good reason.

  • @xxbot
    @xxbot Рік тому +802

    This hit hard. I remember mocking my sister when she ”cried” during a movie, now I just feel ashamed of myself.

    • @WinningStek
      @WinningStek Рік тому +4

      Hvem du pröver å imponere, di kjerring?

    • @אילוןאור-ע8מ
      @אילוןאור-ע8מ Рік тому +87

      Although it's wrong what you did, the fact that you feel bad about it means you feel sympathy. That's an achievement. Some people out there are evil man, but you're not one of them. I'm sure your sister had forgiven you by now.

    • @xxbot
      @xxbot Рік тому +60

      @@אילוןאור-ע8מ I don’t think she even remembers it. I might have to ask her, and apologize. It is like 25+ years ago, but never too late.

    • @Joke_Bidumb
      @Joke_Bidumb Рік тому +8

      It's okay to bully. C'mon man.

    • @glitterspray
      @glitterspray Рік тому +23

      @@xxbot making amends, even if she doesn’t remember, is the right thing to do - you’ll feel better 🙂❤️

  • @christianlamb3911
    @christianlamb3911 Рік тому +27

    “I’m gonna breast feed him” the most normal sentence ever spoken in the Ryanverse

  • @Starsmors314
    @Starsmors314 Рік тому +1007

    This captures exactly how I feel every time I do this while watching a movie with people
    I had no idea it was a social anxiety that was shared by others

    • @JessieTrinket
      @JessieTrinket Рік тому +59

      Always remember, if you've ever felt self conscious about something, it's very likely over 90% of the population has felt self conscious about that exact same thing.

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 Рік тому +10

      Countless people feel the same, if not everyone, but to label it as "social anxiety" is a bit much, no? It's just rubbing your eye during a movie and wondering if people might think you're crying, not scratching your itching junk and someone might catch you.

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle Рік тому

      Society is a bitch

    • @TheKosstImogen
      @TheKosstImogen Рік тому +3

      Sometimes my hair falls over my eye when I'm watching something and I'm terrified to brush it away in case people think it's a tear. Why?!

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 Рік тому +14

      ​@@Pumpkin0_0 that's what social anxiety is... Typically it comes up with seemingly small events that have a larger effect on an individual. It usually creates some sort of looping effect where feeling self conscious about something smalls makes you feel even more self conscious for even caring about that thing.

  • @naiveparsley2917
    @naiveparsley2917 Рік тому +289

    I love how the two Ryans happen to be more immature than the actual Ryan they're bullying.

    • @BuzzardPlanet97
      @BuzzardPlanet97 Рік тому +39

      Usually how it goes in real life

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Рік тому +19

      @@BuzzardPlanet97 wait there are normally at least 3 of the same person?

    • @BuzzardPlanet97
      @BuzzardPlanet97 Рік тому +24

      @@Name-ru1kt typically yeah

    • @starcycle4308
      @starcycle4308 Рік тому +6

      Yeap that's usually what happens

    • @jesterdude420
      @jesterdude420 Рік тому +5

      especially considering how recently he was born

  • @ar-yack9526
    @ar-yack9526 Рік тому +337

    My favorite part is when Ryan laughs at Ryan for crying like a baby fresh from the womb.

  • @guyjperson
    @guyjperson Рік тому +5

    HA! My new favourite one! The one guy is SO incensed! What a little soft-spotted, placenta-dependent baby that crying guy is!

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander Рік тому +135

    This is relatable. I once had tears flowing out of my eyes during an emotional scene and everyone thought I was crying. So annoying.

    • @jacksonadams9737
      @jacksonadams9737 Рік тому +3

      isn't the definition of crying having tears flowing out your eyes during emotional moments?

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj Рік тому +18

      @@jacksonadams9737 No it's just to have tears flowing out of your eyes.

    • @golfnz34me
      @golfnz34me Рік тому +4

      Wild! Don't they know that you never cry? Sheesh!

    • @TheScarletSlayer
      @TheScarletSlayer Рік тому +7

      ​@@jacksonadams9737 I mean tearing up is just a biological defense for when some dust and such gets in your eye

    • @makarabaduk1754
      @makarabaduk1754 Рік тому +14

      Sweaty eyeballs is a tragic affliction that affects many of us during intense viewing sessions.

  • @Zakkleberg
    @Zakkleberg Рік тому +24

    I love that the reasonable one says the truth about "so what if I was crying?". Bless you, Ryan

  • @Man_Who_Found_Peace
    @Man_Who_Found_Peace Рік тому +406

    I'm so proud of them for never having shed a single tear their whole lives

    • @ShampGe
      @ShampGe Рік тому +25

      That's the best kinda man! (Yes. Yes it's sarcasm)

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Рік тому +12

      Well, their whole lives after three months.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Рік тому

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture Why not?

    • @KevinG3699
      @KevinG3699 Рік тому +1

      ​@gurvmlk you replied to a bot. It will now follow you to every comment you make until you report it enough.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Рік тому

      @@KevinG3699 Which I'll proceed to just ignore if they haven't the courtesy to answer my simple question.

  • @PaintingWinterMusic
    @PaintingWinterMusic Рік тому +52

    It's even worse when your eye itches and you don't want to rub it, but then it gets irritated and actually starts watering, just in time for an emotional scene.

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 Рік тому

      1000%!

    • @aldobonaso3481
      @aldobonaso3481 Рік тому +4

      yeah...just sounds like you're making up excuses for crying ya big baby! 🤣

  • @carlbratcher5540
    @carlbratcher5540 Рік тому +8

    That last line... I about spit my drink out! Unexpected and super hilarious!

  • @Dresden358
    @Dresden358 Рік тому +45

    Oh my God, this reminds me of one of my memories from high school that replays over and over in my head while I'm trying to go to bed. In 9th grade we were watching Mr. Holland's Opus in class and I scratched my eye during an emotional part and a girl said, in an endearing "I love that it's so cute" way, "Are you crying?" She held both of her hands together against her chest and looked like she was about to cry. Then all the boys started laughing at me. Every guy in the classroom. Second most embarrassing school experience

    • @Cromwell4747
      @Cromwell4747 Рік тому +6

      Only second? Yikes.

    • @jesterdude420
      @jesterdude420 Рік тому +2

      You cant just leave us hanging, tell us you horrifyingly embarrassing experience....please(im surprised nobody else asked )

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 10 місяців тому

      That’s a really sweet film, I wouldn’t blame you even if you actually did cry.

  • @elijahjames2ndchannel
    @elijahjames2ndchannel Рік тому +2308

    That “I’m gonna breast feed him” at the the end as Ryan starts to pull down his shirt got me way more than it should’ve 😂 Yet another banger video
    Edit: Spelling error

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 Рік тому +53

      you've never seen a female ryan in the ryan verse. OR HAVE YOU?

    • @DarthVigorous
      @DarthVigorous Рік тому +8

      Word! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chickenwings6172
      @chickenwings6172 Рік тому +16

      236 likes and he spelt breast wrong. gen z kids go back to school.

    • @pikachu591
      @pikachu591 Рік тому +1

      Lul

    • @PeteC62
      @PeteC62 Рік тому +25

      ​@@chickenwings6172 it looks as though it was autocorrected to the city in France for some reason.

  • @_sayandas
    @_sayandas Рік тому +530

    The fact that Ryan catches so oddly relatable behaviours in every video is praiseworthy 🙌

    • @cuckoo
      @cuckoo Рік тому +4

      You had the chance to finish with "is tight" but you didn't, I'm disappointed

    • @_sayandas
      @_sayandas Рік тому +3

      @@cuckoo Oh woops !

    • @jinga-ilia
      @jinga-ilia Рік тому

      Relatable to who? Who are these ppl?😅😅😅

    • @depressantdrug
      @depressantdrug Рік тому +1

      On a scale from calling you a baby to trying to breastfeed you. How relatable was this video?

    • @babybear5724
      @babybear5724 Рік тому +1

      ​@@_sayandas whoopsie

  • @TheNixie1972
    @TheNixie1972 Рік тому +449

    “I’m gonna breast feed him”.
    That took me totally off guard and made me laugh way too loud 😮

    • @coleslawstehling1197
      @coleslawstehling1197 Рік тому +4

      The way he said it gave me Thomas Sanders vibes

    • @CLDJ227
      @CLDJ227 Рік тому +2

      Same 🤣🤣.

    • @masterxyr
      @masterxyr Рік тому +4

      I shouted laugh too

    • @metaldutch1441
      @metaldutch1441 Рік тому +7

      That's the bit that got me too. I need to have a dry nose and mouth before I watch Ryan's videos cuz I almost expelled fluid from one of two places from the sudden and explosive laughter.

  • @DarthHydrae
    @DarthHydrae Рік тому +102

    This is so relatable. I myself am 3 month old and indeed requires constant breastfeeding. Clearly this guy knows what's up.

  • @ZuerstJesus
    @ZuerstJesus Рік тому +5

    I am very blessed. My father nearly always cries whenever we watch a film. Our family never mocks someone who cries. And I was never ashamed of crying.
    I didn't know how stressful it would be for other people who are not allowed to cry.

  • @jeromevaleska2014
    @jeromevaleska2014 Рік тому +39

    This is extremely relatable. Personally, I can't say I've ever got through a film without an adult man taking off his shirt and attempting to breastfeed me.

    • @thegreenxeno9430
      @thegreenxeno9430 Рік тому +6

      Yeah, I know what you mean.
      I had to get protection.
      NordVPN.

    • @jtteope1178
      @jtteope1178 Рік тому +1

      @@thegreenxeno9430bro almost got us in the first half

  • @murdoph
    @murdoph Рік тому +450

    I once rubbed my eyes during a movie and everyone thought I was crying. They were like "Call an ambulance" and "Why were you on the cinema roof?"

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 Рік тому +50

      You mean "Call a Wah-mbulance"

    • @psygamez7727
      @psygamez7727 Рік тому +13

      I have so many questions and yet so many answers

    • @James-ne9gy
      @James-ne9gy Рік тому

      😂

    • @tommy2buttz668
      @tommy2buttz668 Рік тому +4

      Shoulda said you were extremely high ....
      And that weed makes you super emotional

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 Рік тому +1

      @@IllIlIIlIllI Oh is that the joke? My brain thought the ambulance was literal from the start lol.

  • @KaleBennett
    @KaleBennett Рік тому +15

    Someday, I hope we see the Adstronaut in an unsponsored video like "I'm out here in Adspace doing... well nothing, what are you even doing here?"

  • @artheart5652
    @artheart5652 Рік тому +25

    This literally happened to me two days ago 😅 And it was not at the movies, I was in a PR lecture at uni. and the guest lecturer played a really touching film. I touched my eyes and my friend went... "Don't tell me you're crying, I'll punch you."

    • @creeprvictor
      @creeprvictor Рік тому +11

      Truly a "You crying? I'll give you something to cry about!" moment

    • @SkyHighSkylar
      @SkyHighSkylar Рік тому +9

      ​@@creeprvictoroh hello childhood trauma, it's nice to see you again

    • @armie4172
      @armie4172 Рік тому +1

      Jeezus 😕

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan Рік тому +7

      Not saying you need to but if I had a friendship like that Id rethink it real quick

    • @Ganara426
      @Ganara426 19 днів тому

      You nerds, thats just guy humour. Go outside and make friends and MAYBE then you'll understand... Sheeesh..... That friend was only joking, we dont just ACTUALLY punch ppl randomly for that. Thats the bully's job.... Bunch of sorry ass losers here, grow a pair....

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike Рік тому +9

    The way the two friends turn so robotically to the other when he rubs his eye is so creepily hilarious. It's like they were programmed to do that.

  • @inshan3st3r
    @inshan3st3r Рік тому +52

    This sketch made me cry. Then, all my friends made fun of me.

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar Рік тому

      You just came out of the womb in a very recent period of time, you infant!

    • @strandalx
      @strandalx Рік тому

      😂 You have awesome friends Shane

  • @weltallelite
    @weltallelite Рік тому +59

    My brother and I used to look at our dad during emotional times in movies to see if he teared up. And then we’d laugh. Now I’m older and I cry at everything. 😢

  • @sebsplatter914
    @sebsplatter914 Рік тому +33

    Weird how relatable that is! I never assumed I was the only one fantasizing about this conversation, but not so many that it warrants a whole sketch that 10s of thousands of people can watch and immediately recognize...

  • @isaacphillips9844
    @isaacphillips9844 Рік тому +22

    Ryan, after all this time, your videos can still manage to get me to actually laugh out loud.

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 Рік тому +46

    1:59 I’m gonna breast-feed him
    Best way to end freaking love this lol

  • @benbell1262
    @benbell1262 Рік тому +105

    I love how connected the Ryanverse is. In classic producer guy fashion, I went: “that’s the thing from that other thing” when I saw the easter egg to the shoplifting skit where we saw this Jurassic Park scene first.
    Ps: thanks for more laughs. Video was hilarious and so relatable as always

    • @SnevilGrey
      @SnevilGrey Рік тому +9

      YES thanks I knew it was from another skit!

    • @ryko1478
      @ryko1478 Рік тому +9

      They were probably watching the extended edition because the movie ended in the f#cking Jurassic line in the other video

    • @lanewaldon6450
      @lanewaldon6450 Рік тому +3

      From the First guy to shoplift video if I'm not mistaken 😅

    • @Schoolship.
      @Schoolship. Рік тому +3

      lol watching VHS.. what is this guy from the 90's or something???

  • @milanvndk
    @milanvndk Рік тому +50

    As a manly man, I cry during movies way too much

    • @mchanna06
      @mchanna06 Рік тому +6

      Lol you're like a young offspring!

    • @stefanogiannaccini3258
      @stefanogiannaccini3258 Рік тому +1

      @@mchanna06 XD lol.

    • @mijmijrm
      @mijmijrm Рік тому +23

      only a manly man would shamelessly weep during a movie. Anyone else is fearfully disguising their emotions - and living in fear isn't manly.

    • @Imjustkendall
      @Imjustkendall Рік тому +5

      as a manly manly men man man manly men muscle man manly men

    • @SynoPTL
      @SynoPTL Рік тому +1

      @@Imjustkendall what?

  • @nonegog5
    @nonegog5 Рік тому +98

    I cry during emotional scenes even if it's the silliest of movies. I can't help it 😂😊

    • @tommy2buttz668
      @tommy2buttz668 Рік тому +10

      "Wilson!.......... WILSON!!!!!!!"
      I gotcha there didn't I.....
      It's ok let them flow.....
      It's not your fault,it's not your fault

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon Рік тому +4

      Your portrayal of yourself in the movie Tropic Thunder was excellent.
      When you called Sergeant Fourleaf Tayback an American hero and then told him to shut dafuq up...I shed a tear.

    • @swatisaini6447
      @swatisaini6447 Рік тому

      Same here. I cry at stupid scenes and later feel embarrassed about it😂

    • @tommy2buttz668
      @tommy2buttz668 Рік тому

      @@swatisaini6447 member when paw had to shoot old yeller?
      Let it out my friend let it out.....

    • @CaptainSouthbird
      @CaptainSouthbird Рік тому

      I'm an "easy cry-er" myself, although it's usually just at the eye-wipe level

  • @toddcotton
    @toddcotton Рік тому +8

    Ryan makes me cry tears of joy with every video… There, I said it!

  • @jenniferepenland
    @jenniferepenland Рік тому +2

    The only time I've ever been sad there's no ad while I'm watching something. The adstronaut is always like a bonus video! Lol

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido Рік тому +67

    I‘m still working on overcoming my fear of showing emotions and this does… actually help since it shows how ridiculous reacting negatively to showing emotions actually is. So thanks! :D

    • @zaksmith1035
      @zaksmith1035 Рік тому +8

      As a male who is also a Feeler, I've come to terms with two things: the fact that I feel very deeply about everything, all the time, and the fact that many men don't.
      The only problem I have is if I'm judged by the way someone else functions. I have no problem with you existing in your thoughts for most of your existence, but don't expect me to be you.
      What I've realized is that this way that Thinkers poke fun at Feelers is based on the fact that they only feel their feelings when everything else has gone completely wrong. On top of that, they don't have control of their feelings. So they come out strongly. They end up doing something they regret.
      What's the logical conclusion??? "Feelings are bad". The truth is they fear their feelings, which is why they project that negativity onto the people who DO feel. But for us, feelings are natural, and perfect.
      In fact, for them the path to self improvement is to become familiar with and incorporate their feelings into their psyche, instead of building a bigger dam to keep them in. This is true for us feelers as well: by developing the logical side of ourselves, we balance our personalities and grow as people.

    • @Echo-tl7wh
      @Echo-tl7wh Рік тому +8

      @@zaksmith1035 what is a "thinker" and a "feeler"? Everyone has feelings and everyone thinks.
      I am truly perplexed by this comment of yours. what do you mean? You're saying that "thinkers" don't HAVE feelings, while also saying that they're scared of their feelings... which they don't... have? Also it's not like there are two groups of people: one that thinks and one that feels. I don't know where you learned that, because it is objectively false. have a nice day i guess

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey Рік тому +6

      ​@@zaksmith1035 a "feeler" lol. You're just a human

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 Рік тому

      @@Echo-tl7wh A "Thinker" is someone who bases most decisions on logic while a "Feeler" goes with their emotion.

    • @AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire
      @AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire Рік тому

      ​@@kakahass8845 so a woman 🤔 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @HellfireClub242
    @HellfireClub242 Рік тому +10

    I'm crying with joy that I saw another Ryan George classic!

  • @hyperflood7506
    @hyperflood7506 Рік тому +9

    I have never related to a video so much. I only rub my eye when there’s an emotional scene, even if I’m not crying

  • @shaners1802
    @shaners1802 Рік тому +7

    😂😂😂 as someone who has been crying a lot lately, this helped them be tears of joy ❤

  • @jdsguam
    @jdsguam Рік тому +1

    Hell, a good commercial will make me cry. I've been chuckled at, even from my own wife.

  • @iamnotthewalruss
    @iamnotthewalruss Рік тому +390

    As a man I have noticed that there is a part of me that has been programmed into feeling that crying and showing/feeling emotion is shameful because it is wrongly associated with weakness. And I think that the meaning of this skit is trying to touch upon that beyond just this particular movie scenario. This stuff needs to be talked about more.

    • @Mintstar_Oceanpop
      @Mintstar_Oceanpop Рік тому +20

      I wonder if it's a "man" thing or a "cultural" thing.

    • @meta02
      @meta02 Рік тому +60

      @@Mintstar_Oceanpopit’s a cultural thing for men. Stoicism and general lack of emotional expressiveness are associated with “masculinity” it can create some pretty toxic attitudes in the right circumstances.

    • @NamFoService
      @NamFoService Рік тому +9

      If you want to cry do It in the shower my dude.

    • @Suzanne4415
      @Suzanne4415 Рік тому +17

      Yeah, as a woman I've been thinking recently about this weird pride I take in the fact that I pretty much never cry nowadays (like, not even when I suddenly had to put my cat down...)
      Like, it's obvs about how much I've been distracting and disconnecting to just get through the day, esp my job, at the cost of barely experiencing life. There's not a single positive aspect to it.
      Yet there's this part of me that still believes it's a good thing, I guess basically because crying's what women (and babies) do and the less feminine I am the stronger & more rational & capable it means I am. Ugh.

    • @randdiamond8090
      @randdiamond8090 Рік тому +37

      @@Suzanne4415crying is like sewing, immensely useful but since it’s associated with women, men demean it.

  • @charlesjoseph9842
    @charlesjoseph9842 Рік тому +49

    ryan always coming at us with these ultra relatable experiences like it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @nrgspike
    @nrgspike Рік тому +47

    This was me, as a grown man watching Up with two buddies - the palpable tension in the air when the wife died as all three of us desperately willed ourselves to have no outward signs of an emotional response. Super healthy masculinity yup.

    • @p.s.224
      @p.s.224 Рік тому +3

      Oh wow, that was the most memorable scene from that entire movie that I otherwise mostly forgot. It was just heartbreaking and I still mourn for both of them when I think about it. I so want to take that pain away from him and give them both the happy family life they so deserved😢

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Рік тому +3

      Pixar movies really have mastered the whole “killing off a character while deeply emotional music is playing” thing.

    • @StuartQuinn
      @StuartQuinn Рік тому +3

      I saw it with my wife and felt no shame from weeping openly. I don't know how I would have been seeing it with other men.

    • @williamjenkins4913
      @williamjenkins4913 Рік тому

      @@stephen3164 I'm glad I wasn't the only one to feel like that scene was soulless manipulation. I was disappointed that the "saddest scene eva" was just a 2 minutes slideshow with minor chords playing in the background.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Рік тому +2

      @@williamjenkins4913 - while watching any Disney movie now, my son and I try to guess which parent is gonna get “Disney’d off”. Makes it pretty funny.

  • @KatsukiKaito
    @KatsukiKaito Рік тому +3

    I will never understand people who are like “You cried?? HA weakling, i felt nothing. You have emotions?” Like its a flex. You being traumatized and insensitive to sadness isnt a flex

  • @elliotmarks06
    @elliotmarks06 Рік тому +4

    In a recent Pitch Meeting recap video Ryan talked about swearing, and how he uses it sparingly in unexpected moments for comedic effect.
    0:36 is a PERFECT example of that! It caught me so off guard that I actually started laughing out loud!

  • @MeAndMyPc
    @MeAndMyPc Рік тому +25

    I used to rub my eyes a lot during my emotional scenes to hide my crying, but now I just let the tears roll freely. lol

  • @AnthonyRossJr1701
    @AnthonyRossJr1701 Рік тому +43

    These skits should be called "Documentaries" Mr Ryan. 😀 you always make the best content!

  • @darthheinz
    @darthheinz Рік тому +26

    You just made my day. Thank you :)

  • @davidnorton9997
    @davidnorton9997 Рік тому +2

    I think we've all had friends or family like this. I finally realized I don't care what they think or say. How to Train Your Dragon 2 and Up make me cry every time. No shame about it at all.

  • @CaptainSouthbird
    @CaptainSouthbird Рік тому +6

    1:25 "Don't hiss at me, that's very strange." "Yeah."

    • @thebelovedlion2208
      @thebelovedlion2208 Рік тому +2

      i thought he said “Nyelm…”. just random noise

    • @louiswhite4395
      @louiswhite4395 Місяць тому

      The way he said it killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @superhero9026
    @superhero9026 Рік тому +48

    Ryan is a comical genius and you can't deny that

    • @thegreenxeno9430
      @thegreenxeno9430 Рік тому +1

      I could deny that. It would be super easy.

    • @speed9553
      @speed9553 Рік тому +1

      @@thegreenxeno9430 barely an inconvenience?

    • @BS-bd4xo
      @BS-bd4xo Рік тому

      I love his content a lot, but this one was dumb.

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 Рік тому

      Yes, I can. A "comical genius" would be a genius that is funny, like Einstein. Ryan is a genius at comedy.

  • @HisVirusness
    @HisVirusness Рік тому +11

    This is a very accurate reenactment of what happened when we watched Charlotte's Web in third grade. However, I argue that if you don't at least have a tear at the end, then you're a monster.

    • @samszczepanski2281
      @samszczepanski2281 Рік тому +2

      If you aren't bawling by the end then there is something wrong with you

    • @Konani_the_unicorn_queen
      @Konani_the_unicorn_queen Рік тому

      pardon me being a monster
      in my defense i didn't watch the movie until i was past my 30s and dead to most types of stimuli

  • @JoeBManco
    @JoeBManco Рік тому +6

    Ryan's portrayal brought a tear to my eye.

    • @joetheinfant8891
      @joetheinfant8891 Рік тому

      How dare you, you piece of a trash. Ryan’s portrayals are leave me emotionally void, as they should for ALL grown ups

  • @tgguitarguy
    @tgguitarguy Рік тому +3

    This was my head whenever I yawned while watching a movie in elementary school. I tear when I yawn, so when I wiped my eyes this is what I was always afraid of happening.

  • @Oler-yx7xj
    @Oler-yx7xj 7 місяців тому

    I fully expected one of the two to cry at the end, but Ryan is as great at subverting expectations as always

  • @DoomGoodman
    @DoomGoodman Рік тому +45

    The amount of shame I feel from this situation is unmatched

  • @pepper5980
    @pepper5980 Рік тому +16

    Looking like I’m crying because I rub my eyes is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +11

    Ryan makes me tear up too... from laughing!!

  • @Joeofthemasks
    @Joeofthemasks Рік тому +3

    as a man, I to would wish it be known, that I am void of emotion, and am not now crying from laughter.

  • @r-giireactions2235
    @r-giireactions2235 Рік тому +6

    I'm always rubbing my eyes and sniffling even in the best of times, and I'm always afraid people will think I'm crying. I don't have anything against crying in a movie, but if people are going to think I'm crying during a movie, I want it to be because I'm actually crying.

  • @LivJust
    @LivJust Рік тому +5

    "crying such as babies are known to do" ah yes very human

  • @TheHappyQuadriplegic
    @TheHappyQuadriplegic Рік тому +11

    “I’m gonna breast feed’em” 😂 totally caught me off guard 😅

  • @Vhestale
    @Vhestale Рік тому +3

    As someone who has never been able to hold on my tears and who, basically, used to cry a lot, this is one fear I don't have at all. X'D When I need to cry, I just cry, no matter where.

  • @jordanestabrook4492
    @jordanestabrook4492 Рік тому

    Thank you, they keep getting funnier and the acting keeps getting better.

  • @thenetherbaddie9760
    @thenetherbaddie9760 Рік тому

    the callback to "the first guy to shoplift/steal" video was amazing, well done!

  • @The_Life
    @The_Life Рік тому +13

    As a cat fan, I appreciate the inclusion of hissing and other cat-adjacent noises. It calms me. 3 stars

  • @SSJfraz
    @SSJfraz Рік тому +2

    I cry of laughter every time I watch a Ryan sketch and i'm not ashamed to admit it dammit!

  • @BoberTee
    @BoberTee Рік тому +11

    This is exactly how that situation plays out in my head lol.
    'I can't rub my eye. What if they laugh? Do they think I'm weak? We're watching a movie about personified emotions! And what if I sniff or clear my throat? Then what? They'll think I'm a little baby? Maybe they'll think I have COVID? They'll never speak to me again!'

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 Рік тому

      The only weak people are the ones who are too weak to accept/show their emotions or truly be themselves

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Рік тому +1

      The COVID thing has been a relatable thought that's gone through my head in recent months whenever I'm in public, and I feel a sneeze coming on, or a tickle in the back of my throat from something I ate.

    • @keerya4179
      @keerya4179 Рік тому

      As a girl I was never taught to keep my emotions inside (like seriously how are you supposed to learn to handle strong emotions when you're ignoring small ones ? That sounds like self-sabotaging to me but whatever) and crying in front of an emotional scene was my criteria for quality.
      But I can't cry to them anymore which is too bad.

    • @katdenning6535
      @katdenning6535 Рік тому +1

      @@keerya4179 yes but while we ladies are allowed to cry by society, we are still told emotions are the antithesis of logical & rational thought. They become some weird “proof” to men that we are “weaker, softer, & feminine”
      So, really our side of the coin may look a little different but it was minted with the same press & still spends the same.

    • @zSion
      @zSion Рік тому

      @@katdenning6535 Women are weaker than men though, in every way. That's not a bad thing though

  • @ABadPassword
    @ABadPassword Рік тому +2

    I thought this was going to be about how you look away from the screen for 1 second and somehow miss the most important clue or piece of information in the entire movie.

  • @stevenbrule5285
    @stevenbrule5285 Рік тому +1

    Man, it’s always great to see footage from the all-time classic “Jurassic Park!”
    Great movie! Lotta swearing though…

  • @Shmeb_
    @Shmeb_ Рік тому +22

    I’ve never seen videos I relate to more than yours lol

  • @doubleb1061
    @doubleb1061 Рік тому +7

    As someone with allergies, this is extremely relatable

  • @falconswiss5217
    @falconswiss5217 Рік тому +5

    Bruh, they said they were devoid of all emotion, yet they were CERTAIN and STUBBORN about him crying. Look at their faces!! 1:46 Tell me there's no emotion 😂

  • @hirollerromeo
    @hirollerromeo Рік тому

    The "Jurassic Park" clip was from another one of his earlier sketches about the first guy to ever shop lift 🤣🤣🤣 Ryan is awesome, and he always cracks me up!

  • @manictarsier8723
    @manictarsier8723 Рік тому

    I love how it's the same movie from The First guy to shoplift. Really expands the Ryanverse

  • @caileyrookids
    @caileyrookids Рік тому +3

    Honestly relatable. I'm always terrified of showing emotion while watching something, unless somebody else shows it first (eg: laughter).
    My fiancée's trying to teach me it's okay, and she says it feels like deprograming an ex-cult member 😅

  • @YeOldenImbecile
    @YeOldenImbecile Рік тому +5

    Man. That park is super f**king jurassic.

  • @Bobio
    @Bobio Рік тому +3

    0:06 The kid looking up at the doctor hopefully was the itchiest part of the movie for my eyes.

  • @kalakazam6562
    @kalakazam6562 Рік тому +1

    Glad I'm not the only one to make sure the rubbing of my eye does not look like I'm wiping a tear away!

  • @DrDeathpwnsu
    @DrDeathpwnsu Рік тому

    I see it now. This is a good formula. You take what was probably a real life embarrassing moment and then you retell and turn it up to 11. How empowering. Go you.

  • @PJ-lj3gm
    @PJ-lj3gm Рік тому +3

    The doctor and boy duo in the movie were pure comedy!
    and the part: "I have never shown emotion in my life" ... "Noted I will put that on the record. Congrats on that". aw so perfectly articulated 👌🏽

  • @skyseymour3952
    @skyseymour3952 Рік тому +6

    I'll be honest, up until I was like 18 movies couldn't make me cry. Now I'll cry at the slightest sweet/sad thing in a movie, it drives me crazy lol

    • @greggs1067
      @greggs1067 Рік тому +3

      Embrace it. It makes you a healthier person.

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 Рік тому

      Something similar happened to me I could only cry when I was like older than 10 (And then I developed a personality disorder that numbs my emotions so I don't cry anymore but that's another story) when I was younger no movie could make me cry.

    • @Vaquix000
      @Vaquix000 Рік тому +2

      @@greggs1067 Do you mean it makes you a healthier person to not hide your emotions (which I agree with) or do you mean they're a healthier person than they were before because they now cry all the time at movies? (Which would be nonsense)

    • @greggs1067
      @greggs1067 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Vaquix000​ My response was a bit terse. I meant that you need some healthy way to decompress your emotions, and crying at movies is one of them. There are other ways for sure. I just wonder how many people are toxic in public places and forums because they didn't allow themselves a more healthy way to process the stresses of life.
      No, crying at every movie is not necessary.

  • @BlazeMakesGames
    @BlazeMakesGames Рік тому +10

    not gonna lie I think about this exact scenario every time my eye itches in a movie theater lol

  • @MarcusHCrawford
    @MarcusHCrawford 7 місяців тому

    I openly cry during certain movies and songs. Not sobbing or anything, but a single voice crack followed by a tough man Chad tear.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Рік тому

    For reasons unknown, my eye waters A LOT. So, unfortunately, this video is very true in my life; I've had similar conversations. I feel like Ryan is on MY side, so thanks!!! 🥰🤗

  • @SeseOB2003
    @SeseOB2003 Рік тому +4

    This skit was comedy gold, but it also made feel better about watching many movies alone…

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 Рік тому +5

      If someone makes fun of you for not being a robot, then you _should_ watch movies alone until you find someone who has grown tf up.

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 Рік тому

      @@catbatrat1760 Nah, assert your dominance and watch the movies and tell the guys the truth, that is when is the time you cry for real and when is the time your eyes feel itchy.
      I mean, watching the movies alone because you're scared of being made fun of for being a normal human? That's the opposite of being free and self-assured.

  • @Cyril29a
    @Cyril29a Рік тому +17

    Having been born in the late 70s this is 100% accurate to how people have treated men showing emotion my entire childhood up to my 40s.

  • @delix787
    @delix787 Рік тому +7

    I love how Ryan randomly becomes PG-13. 0:37 😂

    • @EliteWaffle
      @EliteWaffle 3 місяці тому +2

      Yea that came out of nowhere bro

  • @s108745
    @s108745 Рік тому

    I love the continuity of the Ryanverse. I was rewatching some old sketches the past few days and randomly saw the sketch with this "Jurassic Park" scene in it. I believe it was the one with the first guy to ever steal something. Ryan, never change!

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist Рік тому +1

    I expected the twist at the end to be that they start crying because they're staring at him without blinking, to try and catch him cry

  • @w_eston_7
    @w_eston_7 Рік тому +5

    This is bout to be relatable
    Edit: this park is Fu*king Jurassic🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jackanaitor250
    @Jackanaitor250 Рік тому +102

    Yeah Ryan this is what it is like when I wipe my eye during a movie, I do a backflip snap the bad guys neck and save the day

    • @an4kin5kywalker
      @an4kin5kywalker Рік тому +2

      you did not watch the whole thing 😒

    • @TurkeyTray
      @TurkeyTray Рік тому

      @@an4kin5kywalker r/woooosh

    • @hellvet3
      @hellvet3 Рік тому

      ​@@an4kin5kywalker it's 2 minutes long...

    • @an4kin5kywalker
      @an4kin5kywalker Рік тому +1

      @@TurkeyTray you don’t understand what that is do you?

    • @an4kin5kywalker
      @an4kin5kywalker Рік тому +2

      @@hellvet3 i know but his comment is in no way relevant, he just put the most popular phrase because it’s ryan george and then watched it. it might be two minutes long but he responded like a minute after it was posted.

  • @JarethGT
    @JarethGT Рік тому +3

    This has literally happened to me, I itched my eye during a really bad emotional scene in a generic movie, and someone looked at me and said "you ok?" ...

  • @woooooooo9061
    @woooooooo9061 Рік тому

    This one of the best yet, that “woooooo” was golden!😂

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 Рік тому +1

    Love the return of Ryan’s Jurassic Park!!