There is this one scene in the movie when Ana has a nightmare and goes to the kitchen to get some ice cream and then it cuts to Christian opening the fridge and dropping some stuff. After Ana laughs at him he says "Oh Ana, I was looking for you". The guy behind me said "Where? In the fridge?". Best moment of the movie.
I agree. The smile he has at the beginning of the Game of Thrones Purple Wedding episode still sets me off into giggle fits. And this is a new favorite episode for me.
This brings me back to good old 2012, when people cheered about the end of Twilight, unaware of the danger that this saga was about to unleash upon the world
This review is a great example of something Jeremy touched on in his video about his ratings system. We all knew he was going to rate it Dogshit, but it was the journey to the reveal that we wanted to experience.
This is my celebration to the end of Twilight,Vampire Diaries,True Blood,and anything else that nearly destroyed the vampire genre. Maybe the vampire genre can make a comeback to being awesome again!
Actually, if the movie itself was edited differently then it'd be a suspense/psychological thriller about a control freak with mommy issues and an immature/delusional girl blindly falling in love with him.
Replace "smaller bank account" with "ugly face" and you'd be right. No amount of fictional wealth would make him attractive to women unless he's good looking.
@Dibab I don't have a dangerous view of anything just because I don't see Fifty Shades as toxic abusive or wrong in any way. doesn't mean I have a dangerous view of anything accept the fact that people love this series and you don't. Furthermore this entire series is based around consent. this is just fiction.
Here’s the thing - most literary agents would have never represented this in a million years. It’s a slap in the face to all of us authors with genuine stories to tell that this exists
N P Guess they couldn't squeeze two hours of material for it. Usually part one would be a set up to some big battle like with Harry Potter and Twilight. There was just nothing in Freed other than, from what I got from the trailer, the wedding and creepy stalker.
Unfortunately, the seemingly thousands of women who seem to have a fantasy of being in a toxic relationship with a rapist wouldn't have interested, and I don't think the moviemakers wanna take any risks.
@@warrynfullagar745 Nah, not just them. Plenty of people do. I don't like these books or agree with the shit Christian does, but the books sold well enough to show that a lot of other people think that too.
TPJ Gaming I'm a young woman myself and it's sickening to see all these dumbass feminists complain that they're victims of gender inequality yet they'll sit and "enjoy" shit like this. You're only a victim of gender inequality if you let yourself be one.
+Mockingjay09 Those are not true feminists, I'm a feminist and the while Fifty Shades shit made me want to spew vomit. Fucking disgraceful to the women in history that fought for equality.
Mockingjay09 feminists have dragged this series to hell and back tf are you talking about? And how do you "let yourself be a victim of gender inequality"? By being aware of it?
Merlininsider , Who doesn't know that? Person would have been living under a rock without internet. I don't care about game of thornes and even I know that.
I didn't - but then I don't know who Joffery is either - I do know some bloke with odd taste in fur coats and Seam Bean are both dead though. But I've never seen it so I guess spoilers for a show i'll never watch are not spoilers.
oh man, that's why I love watching your videos ; once in a while you go "crazy" on one and that make me laugh so hard, I'm still crying ! Thank you for that Jeremy ! please continue you work as long as you can :) And I just rewatch your intro at the end :D
The worst is this quote, where Anna's out with her friend who keeps ordering more and more drinks for them: "No, I caaaan't, I'll get in troooouble." "awwww, you're so.... Married." honestly wtf are they saying with this.
Nelson W. Yes. Happens in real life all the time. They're called gold diggers. They would rather be with a disgustingly ugly man inside and out, as long as they can satiate their utterly useless materialistic desires.
RemixedVoice Except we're talking about a movie here, which means the actor's appearance is its main attraction. His fictional wealth is considered icing on the cake. You'd have to be delusional to think this characters would've been just as popular with women if he was played by Jack Black.
Maham hafeez 202 I think she's just tired, because looking at the first one, there's definitely more attempt at acting. It's still a shit movie, but yeah. To be fair, would you actually try to keep your best if you know this is the last movie in a shitty franchise?
Encyclopedia of Nerds I can't make up my mind if his most positive or his most negative reviews are the best. The most uninteresting movies are the most mediocre ones.
I saw this movie with my wife (the things we do for love) and in a certain scene in the movie, the dialog was so bad that she laughed out loud! So proud of her...
Full disclosure... Cause it's UA-cam, so what could possibly go wrong... Im a mid-thirties housewife who stays home to take care of my 2 preschoolers. I'm the epitome of the demographic for this book/movie franchise. I'm a member of a book club that, while we didn't read the book, others in my group did. I try to at least give things a chance before i condemn them, so i decided to read the book to see what all the fuss was about... I couldn't even get half way through it. The book was so terrible not just in its grammar, but also in its philosophy. With crap like this, are we really that shocked when people in positions of power and influence regularly assault women? 1 in 3 women are sexually abused in their life. If you have a mom, a sister and a daughter, statistically one of them will be a sex victim. I was. Of my mom, my sister and I... I'm the 1 in 3. I can't stand stuff like this. It needs to end.
Your 1 in 3 claim is an exaggeration. I can also tell you that I got a mother, 2 sisters, plus 6 female cousins in my family and none of them have been victims. Your perception is skewed because that's all you're looking for.
Nelson W. You need to take a Statistics 101 class. That's not how statistics work. The percentage of a large pool of candidates is not simply disproven by a certain event not having occured in a small pool of candidates. Your perception is skewed because you do not have access to wider data.
Nelson W. You read her whole comment and that's what you got out of it? It doesn't matter if it's 1 in 3 or 1 in 10. If it means millions of women out there who get sexually abused or assaulted. No woman in your family has faced this problem, then that just means they are really lucky. But don't think no daughter, granddaughter or a niece of yours will never face this problem in the future. This needs to be stopped for the sake of future generations if nothing else.
Coming to theaters soon, Grey: A Fifty Shades of Grey Story. Because unnecessary prequels are what Hollywood does, so I'd hold off on celebrating just yet.
To be honest, I don't mind spin-offs, prequels or sequels as long as they're great. In this case, the very concept of the books they're based on is already horrendous.
Well shit man, there's already a trilogy of books by the same dumb author that are just retellings of the 50 Shades trilogy from the point of view of the dude instead of the chick. And that trilogy is called Grey. I'm praying to God that your strangely accurate-sounding prediction doesn't come to pass because that would be absolutely horrendous.
Jelani Fulwilder Yeah, basically from Christian’s point of view, but I really hope they don’t feel the need to make a fourth one just from his point of view.
Peter The Bloxer They won't. I've read the fourth book and if you think Christian sounds horrible in the movie, he reaches serial killer levels of creepy in his point of view. like, it's genuinely unsettling. E.L. James is fucked in the head.
My worst movie ever is Transformers 5. Because I wasn't dumb enough to pay money to see any of the Fifty Shades movies. Yes, that means I was dumb enough to pay to see Transformers: The Last Knight. So... you win some, you lose some.
If forced to choose, I'd still choose Transformers because I ain't wasting valuable space in my brain for the Fifty Shades movies. However, I would still have my revenge by talking endlessly about the various lore of all the various Transformers continuities.
i've seen some shitty movies just like the next person but yea I agree with you Transformers 5 was actually that bad and the worst movie I ever saw. So pissed I spent money for 3D for it. Dunno what Anthony Hopkins and Walhburg were thinking other than $$$paycheck$$$$
Jeremy’s celebration should be for the end of Twilight,Vampire Diaries,True Blood,and anything else that nearly destroyed the vampire genre. Maybe the vampire genre can make a comeback to being awesome again!
OMG I cracked up at your celebrations way too hard 😂 this was fantastic. Even enjoyed seeing you rant hardcore - after all, you're right! This is NOT normal and it should not portray it as normal to teens. Loved this video!
thanks for pointing out how toxic this relationship is! it’s so damaging to young girls....and honestly how tf is this supposed to be this abusive shit to be romantic edit: if you’re gonna victim blame or defend abusers please comment ur bs somewhere else thanks
Yachi Jassi I don't know honestly, and it's sad that a lot of relationships are like that these days. The blame for this crap is the aithor. Because she is an idiot and doesn't know a thing about writing a romance, especially healthy relationships. Ehich is scary, because she's married and has two kids.
i remember i read the book till the point when he abused her and she came looking for more...it was cringy pathetic and a waste of my time and brain cells.and then after seeing The Fall i thought ok maybe Jamie Dornan had put something better..😑😑😑nope he didn't. i feel for all the women and even men if there are any who feel "loved"by this.
Yachi Jassi Agreed. As a guy, I see a shit ton of other guys treat their girlfriend’s like dogshit. It’s so sad because the girls stay with them because they either think it’s normal or they think they can’t cant find anyone better. It also pisses me off when I see girls, or guys too, put shit like “property of *insert-significant-others-name-here* It’s completely ridiculous and I hope that they will grow up eventually.
Thank god my sister keeps taking me with her while she also brings her boyfriend. I begged after Grey cried and plead after dark (or darker whatever) but her only explanation to me is 'mom'.
Mariana Muñoz Támola It is, there are no moral comprehension in this movie, no logical answers. Thanks to dishonoured wolf who didn't trust anything in this movie.
Worst movie I've seen by far: Jack and Jill. I was offended (not by the Mexican stereotype in the movie even though I'm Hispanic) that Adam Sandler basically said you're all stupid because you're watching this. And it was the biggest hour and a half commercial of Dunken Donuts.
The Last Airbender is the only movie I walk out the movie theater in the middle of the movie (but the animated series is great, I recommend everyone to see it). Thank God I didn't pay for it.
Can we all appreciate that Jeremy had to buy silly string, party hats and blowers for that quick celebration gag?
Critical Nobody absolutely lmaooooo
Critical Nobody why we love Jeremy
I literally repeated that part more than ten times before actually watch the review 😂
This has to be appreciated indeed :)
Yerp
Don't smile because it's over, cry because it happened
Chris Patry lmao this made my day
The reviews that tear the fifty shades trilogy a new asshole are more entertaining than the actual movies.
Of course, when you think about it, the 50SoG movies are about S&M, so... maybe they want us to rip them a new one? DX
Well yeah, Elementary School plays are more entertaining than the actual movies, and tend to have more talent behind them
223Drone lol
223Drone Sounds hawt
Agreed.
"Ladies, girls, women THAT is not NORMAL, LEAVE HIM!!" --> BEST ADVICE EVER!!! 😍
YES
@divyanshu pandey No he isn't!
@divyanshu pandey ah hun, I am worried about you
Immediately!
There is this one scene in the movie when Ana has a nightmare and goes to the kitchen to get some ice cream and then it cuts to Christian opening the fridge and dropping some stuff. After Ana laughs at him he says "Oh Ana, I was looking for you". The guy behind me said "Where? In the fridge?". Best moment of the movie.
FUNNY ASF
Lol
What did you do to have to watch this movie?
It’s amazing to me how this man can in just 10 seconds make me laugh
Thanks for the like Ur show is amazing keep it up
You sound like his girlfriend!! Haha!
He has a gf?
I agree. The smile he has at the beginning of the Game of Thrones Purple Wedding episode still sets me off into giggle fits. And this is a new favorite episode for me.
Took that long? geez! ;D
This brings me back to good old 2012, when people cheered about the end of Twilight, unaware of the danger that this saga was about to unleash upon the world
Kiuraz The good old days 🤣🤣🤣
Twilight opened up Pandora’s toilet
Yeah at least Twilight had Anna Kendrick!
Pandora???
Always a pile of waste ready to take the throne...
Fifty Shades Of Dogshit (2015)
Fifty Shades Shittier (2017)
Fifty Shades Flushed (2018)
Frei Train or 50 shade🐕💩
And 50 shades 💩er
And 50 shades🚽
@@cradica J
Well done sir
Jony ibarra J?
Amazing Guy the joke?
This review is a great example of something Jeremy touched on in his video about his ratings system. We all knew he was going to rate it Dogshit, but it was the journey to the reveal that we wanted to experience.
Well said man xD
This is my celebration to the end of Twilight,Vampire Diaries,True Blood,and anything else that nearly destroyed the vampire genre. Maybe the vampire genre can make a comeback to being awesome again!
Please bring Blade back!
Please bring back lestat
dear fucking god yes -_-
If Fifty Shades was about a man with the same attitudes but a smaller bank account it'd be a thriller about an obsessive and creepy stalker
That actually sounds interesting...
JLT1998 But it's okay BECAUSE HE'S HOT.
Now excuse me while I gargle on my own vomit.
Actually, if the movie itself was edited differently then it'd be a suspense/psychological thriller about a control freak with mommy issues and an immature/delusional girl blindly falling in love with him.
There actually is a Lifetime Special called "Girl in the Box"....exactly that, man!
Replace "smaller bank account" with "ugly face" and you'd be right. No amount of fictional wealth would make him attractive to women unless he's good looking.
If you make a “I survived the Fifty Shades Trilogy” t-shirt, I’d pre-order that shit
Dude youu know you copyright that shit, right?
Connor Frankenberger omg yessss!
Uche Ogbunugafor have it say “50 Shades” instead.
That sounds real cool but not direct enough imo
Yes. Add him celebrating in the intro and that'll be gold.
Any man who can marathon Twilight and Fifty Shit trilogy deserve a Medal of Honor.
Challenge accepted
@@PoolBoy314 no you fool
But at what cost
Hey I'm a woman and I would probably deserve a medal too
Agreed but at least twilight had action in it, I enjoyed the fight scenes lol
Jeremy didn’t make it clear enough... is it over?
KazuoTV yes
I’m not sure. It might be over.
If it makes enough it will have another film
It's not over until it's ogre
Ha ha ye
I liked even before the review because of the way you celebrated that this was the last film.
Kanna Kamui me too lol
when a dragon loli knows how bad it is
Kenshin 811 Miss Kayaboshi had to convince Lady Tohru not to cause the apocalypse when Tohru read the first book.
Ihate People Who's a slut?
Razh 80 Thank god indeed.
You should celebrate more often, it's hilarious!
DimaRakesah i want that as a gif its hilarious
Do with Infinity War
i die here lol
Mikoguden sameee😂
Me too XD
50 Shades of Sexual Herasment.
I couldn't have said a better statement, and i couldn't agree more
Sorry but I don't think so
@Dibab No I just don't see 50 shades as abusive, or toxic
@Dibab I don't have a dangerous view of anything just because I don't see Fifty Shades as toxic abusive or wrong in any way. doesn't mean I have a dangerous view of anything accept the fact that people love this series and you don't. Furthermore this entire series is based around consent. this is just fiction.
Aaron Ventura my name is Hugh Mungus
BEST INTRO EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Someone, Make a Gif of that Now!!!!
I need a GIF of that!!!
Denininini Nananinini
True
Best outro ever too
Thanks to Jeremy, I think we now have a new celebration GIF.
I was thinking the same thing!
Post gif here plz
Yes, if you make that gif, please post it someplace public for me to steal USE for me to use.
MythicTyrant can we have the link
Hell yes!
Totally turning Jeremy celebration into a gif
AtomictheComet Please do.
Please share on here for all of us to use
Please share, I need that silly string celebration gif lol
I hope they put it on Twitter too so I can use it there too :D
duuude i was thinking the same thing. definitely do it
I love it "it's over!!!!" Hahahahahahha
ChaosSonic1 and thank goodness for that
50 shades of shit
50 shades shittier
50 shades Flushed
It's finally OVER!
The Protagonist you say that like it's a good thing
Darth Jeremy because it is.
The Protagonist No it fucking isn't. It's depressing as hell
Wait until someone writes fanfiction of Fifty Shades and publishes it
Yvaia Noooo we had enough! Lol
Here’s the thing - most literary agents would have never represented this in a million years. It’s a slap in the face to all of us authors with genuine stories to tell that this exists
Actually, I'm working on a parody that combines this with Pretty Woman. I'm calling it "Pretty Shades of Gray" :D
liamobrienfangirl that could work. Easy to pitch. If your writing is solid, and funny, I think agents would eat that up - followed by publishers
Travis Hightower Fingers crossed :)
I am surprised they didn’t split the last movie into two parts... lol
N P Guess they couldn't squeeze two hours of material for it. Usually part one would be a set up to some big battle like with Harry Potter and Twilight. There was just nothing in Freed other than, from what I got from the trailer, the wedding and creepy stalker.
Well Peter Jackson took The Hobbit and turned it into a trilogy.
Even Jeremy thought it was going to be two parts at the end of his 50 Shades of Grey review.
thats not a thing anymore... have you been living under a rock the past 2-3 years?
N P Please God don't give them any ideas, even you mentioning that could swerve the universe into creating some secret 4th chapter
A moment of silence for Jeremy, who took one for the team.
*slow-clap*
Took three for the team.
jeffprime 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Three separate times. He his my hero.
Someone bake him a cake!
Jeremy: *falsetto voice* "I'm a survivor!"
I think Fifty Shades should have been made as a documentary on the culture & problems of toxic relationships in the 21st century...,🙋
That's a good idea.
Unfortunately, the seemingly thousands of women who seem to have a fantasy of being in a toxic relationship with a rapist wouldn't have interested, and I don't think the moviemakers wanna take any risks.
@@twistedgwazi5727 I personally didn't find anything wrong with the movies. But maybe that's just me
Books and Coffee it's just you.
@@warrynfullagar745 Nah, not just them. Plenty of people do. I don't like these books or agree with the shit Christian does, but the books sold well enough to show that a lot of other people think that too.
This is the happiest ive ever seen Jeremy. I dont blame him 😂
Never thought a 50 shades movie could make him, or anyone for that matter, so happy!
same. XD
i will be like that when they will finally abolish DLC in games
Zontar82 yeah like that's ever going to happen 😓 .
Nothing says woman power like 3 books and 3 movies about a shallow woman letting a man mistreat her because he is rich and good looking.
TPJ Gaming I'm a young woman myself and it's sickening to see all these dumbass feminists complain that they're victims of gender inequality yet they'll sit and "enjoy" shit like this. You're only a victim of gender inequality if you let yourself be one.
yet men write powerful character women like wonder women, sarah conner & Ellen ripley
+Mockingjay09 Those are not true feminists, I'm a feminist and the while Fifty Shades shit made me want to spew vomit. Fucking disgraceful to the women in history that fought for equality.
Mockingjay09 feminists have dragged this series to hell and back tf are you talking about? And how do you "let yourself be a victim of gender inequality"? By being aware of it?
Compass S hahaha feminists are the devil
If this trilogy gave the world one thing, it's 6 great rants from Jeremy and Chris.
Nicholas Viespoli want more rants, watch double toasted's reviews on these films
The dude why?
The only good things about this trilogy are the hilarious reviews from Jeremy Jahns and Chris Stuckmann.
I haven't seen Jeremy this happy since jofferys death in game of thornes
SPOILER! WTF!!
Just kidding, I'm up to date, and read the books too. ;)
Merlininsider , Who doesn't know that? Person would have been living under a rock without internet. I don't care about game of thornes and even I know that.
I didn't - but then I don't know who Joffery is either - I do know some bloke with odd taste in fur coats and Seam Bean are both dead though.
But I've never seen it so I guess spoilers for a show i'll never watch are not spoilers.
Lol fuck joffery
alaster boneman me too lol
oh man, that's why I love watching your videos ; once in a while you go "crazy" on one and that make me laugh so hard, I'm still crying !
Thank you for that Jeremy ! please continue you work as long as you can :)
And I just rewatch your intro at the end :D
H33r0Yuy I watched that intro about 10 times before watching the review.
The worst is this quote, where Anna's out with her friend who keeps ordering more and more drinks for them:
"No, I caaaan't, I'll get in troooouble."
"awwww, you're so.... Married."
honestly wtf are they saying with this.
Not compared to Darker HM HM HM :
I don't want to have dinner with you. I'm only having dinner because I'm hungry and I want some food. ACTUAL LINE
The one upside of this movie trilogy's existence...
The inevitably hilarious Jeremy Jahns reviews.
Jace Carsonne Couldn’t agree more!
Jace Carsonne And the hilarious comments!
It is a romantic flick because the guy is rich. If he was a taxi driver or a plummer, it would be a episode of criminal minds.
Also hot*
Or an actual porno
Nelson W. Yes. Happens in real life all the time. They're called gold diggers. They would rather be with a disgustingly ugly man inside and out, as long as they can satiate their utterly useless materialistic desires.
No matterhow good a guy looks, if he is broke... He aint getting any.
RemixedVoice Except we're talking about a movie here, which means the actor's appearance is its main attraction. His fictional wealth is considered icing on the cake. You'd have to be delusional to think this characters would've been just as popular with women if he was played by Jack Black.
The Fifty Shades trilogy is over, while the common person is celebrating, cucumber farmers across the planet are weeping.
That could be a Dr. Seuss rhyme
Bobert Baratheon it doesn’t rhyme though
Garbage Gang celebrating and weeping rhyme
Best thing I've read this morning.
Garbage Gang close enough.... Yeah it doesn't
I bet this will be Jeremy’s number 1 worst movie of 2018. Calling it now.
Laser Ninja
Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off...
Nah because "it has the benefit of being the last"
Uh.... Teen Titans Go to the Movies?
It will definitely be there on the list.. but it won't be number one I think..
Don't forget 'Peter Rabbit'.
Toxic relationship. Lack of chemistry. Stereotypical characters...and the expressionless Dakota. She's worse than Kristen.
Maham hafeez 202 I think she's just tired, because looking at the first one, there's definitely more attempt at acting. It's still a shit movie, but yeah. To be fair, would you actually try to keep your best if you know this is the last movie in a shitty franchise?
She's hotter than Kristen for sure.
And like Kristen she’s a good actress with the right people. Someone that actually pushes them to act better.
Movie was garbage but at least we got some nice ass 'n tities. ..Am I right?
Charles G. Yeah the body doubles they used.
That celebration at the beginning, was the BEST thing EVER. Especially considering the circumstances.
Jeremy being so happy it's over is so heartwarming and funny😂❤
Elena Maria GODDAMN I'M GLAD THIS SHIT IS OVER!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
That opening
Thank God it's over. Now we can banish it and it's inspires works to the bin. Thanks for suffering for us Jeremy
@Tim TheAutist Garbage doesn't even begin to describe it.... its more like elephant shit on top of dog shit, on top of garbage
The books and films were amazing
@@Jeremysepicreads You need to gtfo those movies and books are cancer
@@seinakimura4201 I think the same thing about technology
@@Jeremysepicreads Woooow, nice comeback there because that's not even close to being as shitty and cancerous than these books and movies period
New Poster tag line..”porn without the payoff” - Jeremy Jahns 👍
"Cuz it's over! DA NA NA NAAAAA" 😭😂 I'm dead
MySweetCreationz SAME HAHAHAHA
Did I mention that it's over now. Da na na na na na da da.
The Best Boi to Ever Live : The awakining Literally came upon this comment just as he did that XD
Whoa. I got me some likes. Seriously though, thank you guys (and galls, mabye).
Never saw ANY of them despite my girls best efforts to watch them I avoided them like Neo did those bullets in the first Matrix
I swear Jeremy's openings get better as the days go by.
Someone gif celebrating Jeremy
Mikayla Pacheco Where? Must have!😮
Please link the Celebrating Jeremy Gif!
I neeeeed it
Mikayla Pacheco waiting, please share the link
Mikayla Pacheco I need it!
Immediately liked the video because of the thumbnail! You go Jeremy!
I keep watching only for the celebration parts!
I could watch that intro on repeat forever.
49 shades of a lighter grey:
The 50 shades of grey prequel
If they make a prequal I will tell Liam Neeson you have plans to kidnap his daughter.
Wow prequel AND taken dig. You win the internet today sir. Well done!
Your prize is a shit tonne of spam!
_Dab_Master_64 STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!!!!!
I don't think you understand how shades work...
_Dab_Master_64 oh shi... no please!
That intro is a masterprice
Looks like Jeremy Jahns has been freed. 😎
That fucking pun, dude. ROFL
Davion Evans 😂😂😂😂
Thank God!
Jordan Green HALLELUJAH!!!!🤗🤗🤗😆😆😆🎆🎆🎆🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉
Yes, it"s finally overs
REJOICE REJOICE ✨✨🎇🎇🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊😥😥😁😁😁
Not so soon, if it makes enough money they will come up with a next one
ItsMeAJ don't. You. Dare. Say that. 😨😨 the contracts are up, no more books, they could've made the 3rd a two parter but they didn't, it'll be ok. 😨😓😨
Jeremy should get an Oscar for this review this is just pure gold youtube movie reviewing entertainment.
The intro is exactly how I felt, this review had me dying, good job.
Plot Twist: Jeremy actually auditioned to play Christian Grey, that's why he hates the franchise so much since he didn't get the part.
Underrated comment
Amiri I really don't think he cares lol
"Tales from the comment section" possible MVP comment
I mean... the things I'd do to see Jeremy shirtless 😍😍😍
I wouldn't mind him acting in such a shit movie then lmao
Wow, him *and* Rich Evans?
*Upcoming Prequel:* Fifty Shades of Fourplay: The Phantom Boner
Hatem Elsharidy Looking forward to Attack of the Boners
Also Revenge of the Boners.
Hatem Elsharidy Anyone know when revenge of the tits is out?
SHUSH! Don’t give them Any ideas
FUCK THAT SHIT, ROFL!
This might be my favorite Jeremy Jahns review yet.
(And I've been here for awhile)
Encyclopedia of Nerds nothing beats his absolute trashing of Batman and Robin
Oh, you might wanna re-watch his review of Breaking Dawn Part 1.
Encyclopedia of Nerds
I can't make up my mind if his most positive or his most negative reviews are the best. The most uninteresting movies are the most mediocre ones.
If you haven't seen it, go watch his review of Anabelle. The cartoon demons alone are worth it.
Jardel Elias, I forgot about that one!
"Fifty Shades Freed", more like we are freed from this franchise
Yeah, we are free.
It was never meant for your targeted audience
Jeremy celebrating should be a meme.
I may need someone to make a gif out of Jeremy's "it's over" celebration.
That intro tho :)
Instead of Grey, go with Black. (As in Black Panther.)
something went wrong here
I' am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you fucked it up :(
You dun fucked up
Once you go black...
Fifty shades of black?
Jeremy you’re AWESOMETACULAR!!!!!😂😂
200th like!
Cesar GUardado more like good time no
alcohol required
"If you want to forget about something, you can if you try hard enough" ~ Jeremy Jahns
Best advice ever, and it actually works. Just takes time.
Dancing, Celebrating Jeremy is the best Jeremy.
Your celebrations and ugly crying were PRICELESS! LOVE IT! This was SUCH a hilarious, spot on review, and I love you! BRILLIANT job, as always!
I guess we could say we are FREED from this franchise!
I see what you did there ... well played
I saw this movie with my wife (the things we do for love) and in a certain scene in the movie, the dialog was so bad that she laughed out loud! So proud of her...
Full disclosure... Cause it's UA-cam, so what could possibly go wrong...
Im a mid-thirties housewife who stays home to take care of my 2 preschoolers. I'm the epitome of the demographic for this book/movie franchise. I'm a member of a book club that, while we didn't read the book, others in my group did. I try to at least give things a chance before i condemn them, so i decided to read the book to see what all the fuss was about... I couldn't even get half way through it. The book was so terrible not just in its grammar, but also in its philosophy. With crap like this, are we really that shocked when people in positions of power and influence regularly assault women? 1 in 3 women are sexually abused in their life. If you have a mom, a sister and a daughter, statistically one of them will be a sex victim. I was. Of my mom, my sister and I... I'm the 1 in 3. I can't stand stuff like this. It needs to end.
Your 1 in 3 claim is an exaggeration. I can also tell you that I got a mother, 2 sisters, plus 6 female cousins in my family and none of them have been victims. Your perception is skewed because that's all you're looking for.
Nelson W. Go fuck yourself.
Nelson W. You need to take a Statistics 101 class. That's not how statistics work. The percentage of a large pool of candidates is not simply disproven by a certain event not having occured in a small pool of candidates. Your perception is skewed because you do not have access to wider data.
Nelson W.
You read her whole comment and that's what you got out of it? It doesn't matter if it's 1 in 3 or 1 in 10. If it means millions of women out there who get sexually abused or assaulted. No woman in your family has faced this problem, then that just means they are really lucky. But don't think no daughter, granddaughter or a niece of yours will never face this problem in the future. This needs to be stopped for the sake of future generations if nothing else.
A daughter, granddaughter could also get brutally murdered. You can't end all the atrocities of life.
Coming to theaters soon, Grey: A Fifty Shades of Grey Story. Because unnecessary prequels are what Hollywood does, so I'd hold off on celebrating just yet.
Karpmageddon oh no. Oh god no. Oh sweet merciful Jesus H Buttfucking Christ no.
To be honest, I don't mind spin-offs, prequels or sequels as long as they're great.
In this case, the very concept of the books they're based on is already horrendous.
Well shit man, there's already a trilogy of books by the same dumb author that are just retellings of the 50 Shades trilogy from the point of view of the dude instead of the chick.
And that trilogy is called Grey.
I'm praying to God that your strangely accurate-sounding prediction doesn't come to pass because that would be absolutely horrendous.
Fifty Shades: The Grey Awakens
Fifty Shades: The Last Shade
Fifty One: A Fifty Shades Story
Just some ideas
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS MAN! :(
Just clicked. Already know the rating
Progamerz Dan same. I more wanted to see his review and talking about he doesn’t have to review another 50 shades of shit movie again
I was wrong, I thought it would be "Nothing" again
Rotom2304 wish it was that tbf
Rotom2304
At least this one's better because it's only dog shit... 😐
Where can I download the gif for Jeremy's celebration?
Df Masana I need this!
But with sound
What a CLIMAX.
AM I RIGHT!?
Proceed to boo now.
Boo 😘
Sprinkles O Sprinkles Thank you, ma'am-sir!
I suddenly thought of Patrick Star saying “boo” after I read this.
Warrior Nun it can’t be a good joke if the poster literally makes that joke
Warrior Nun BOO YOU STINK!
OK, but what about the fourth one
David Martinez there won't be a 4th one
I thought there was a fourth book about Christian Grey.
Jelani Fulwilder Yeah, basically from Christian’s point of view, but I really hope they don’t feel the need to make a fourth one just from his point of view.
So it’s still being Twilight fanfic with that one from Edward’s point of view?
Peter The Bloxer They won't. I've read the fourth book and if you think Christian sounds horrible in the movie, he reaches serial killer levels of creepy in his point of view. like, it's genuinely unsettling.
E.L. James is fucked in the head.
My worst movie ever is Transformers 5. Because I wasn't dumb enough to pay money to see any of the Fifty Shades movies.
Yes, that means I was dumb enough to pay to see Transformers: The Last Knight. So... you win some, you lose some.
If forced to choose, I'd still choose Transformers because I ain't wasting valuable space in my brain for the Fifty Shades movies. However, I would still have my revenge by talking endlessly about the various lore of all the various Transformers continuities.
i've seen some shitty movies just like the next person but yea I agree with you Transformers 5 was actually that bad and the worst movie I ever saw. So pissed I spent money for 3D for it. Dunno what Anthony Hopkins and Walhburg were thinking other than $$$paycheck$$$$
1 fifty shades of shit
2 fifty shades shittier
3 fifty shades shittiest
BUT IT'S OVER WAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!
Anass The Moroccan Phyco Lol 😂😂😂
Anass The Moroccan Phyco lol
4 fifty shades ooze (black)
Anass The Moroccan Phyco hey nothing with shit I love shit
Jeremy’s celebration should be for the end of Twilight,Vampire Diaries,True Blood,and anything else that nearly destroyed the vampire genre. Maybe the vampire genre can make a comeback to being awesome again!
OMG I cracked up at your celebrations way too hard 😂 this was fantastic. Even enjoyed seeing you rant hardcore - after all, you're right! This is NOT normal and it should not portray it as normal to teens. Loved this video!
Aleksandra König reading this comment gave me cancer
This is normal the romance is normal and to Real the books sold 150 million copies worldwide that should tell you something.
thanks for pointing out how toxic this relationship is! it’s so damaging to young girls....and honestly how tf is this supposed to be this abusive shit to be romantic
edit: if you’re gonna victim blame or defend abusers please comment ur bs somewhere else thanks
Yachi Jassi I don't know honestly, and it's sad that a lot of relationships are like that these days. The blame for this crap is the aithor. Because she is an idiot and doesn't know a thing about writing a romance, especially healthy relationships. Ehich is scary, because she's married and has two kids.
Yachi Jassi Blame it on the fanfic. Now let me enjoy my lucious hentai and hot fictional men.
I'm hot...just an FYI...might be because it is currently 80 degrees in my house but let the record show I said it.
i remember i read the book till the point when he abused her and she came looking for more...it was cringy pathetic and a waste of my time and brain cells.and then after seeing The Fall i thought ok maybe Jamie Dornan had put something better..😑😑😑nope he didn't. i feel for all the women and even men if there are any who feel "loved"by this.
Yachi Jassi
Agreed. As a guy, I see a shit ton of other guys treat their girlfriend’s like dogshit. It’s so sad because the girls stay with them because they either think it’s normal or they think they can’t cant find anyone better. It also pisses me off when I see girls, or guys too, put shit like “property of *insert-significant-others-name-here*
It’s completely ridiculous and I hope that they will grow up eventually.
Havent seen any of the Trilogy, so i would like to say a massive thank you for enduring this trilogy so I dont have to.
As happy as I am to see these movies end, I'm going to miss seeing all these hilarious reviews talking trash about them.
Popp Culture The Dom has a series on them that is still going on.
It's over until they remake it, Jeremy. It's only a matter of time...
Ben Christie Do not speak that evil on us
Ben Christie shhhhhhh......... Dont give them more idea........
Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here on UA-cam.
GODDAMNIT DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM!!! We’re almost free!
Nah, they'd just find another horny fanfic schlock.
ITS OVER?!! :D
NA NA, NANANANA, NA NA, NANANANA, NA, NA! What ever happy song!
The Poke'Saurus is he humming an actual song?
Yes it's in festivals
Kinda, I tried...
Thank god my sister keeps taking me with her while she also brings her boyfriend. I begged after Grey cried and plead after dark (or darker whatever) but her only explanation to me is 'mom'.
So glad I skipped out on ALL these feckin' films.
Idk man I enjoyed every one of them... With my friends making fun of it XD
Happy i skipped them too. Ain't wasting time on these crappy movies.
Guys Let's look at the bright side Marvel's Black Panther is coming next week
James Hollier REASONS WHY I WON'T SEE THIS MOVIE BROWN WASHING
Darth Jeremy Brown shit stains
Women also want to see Black Panther.
I want to see it.
Mariana Muñoz Támola Womens have better things to do than seeing a childish marvel movie.
Mariana Muñoz Támola It is, there are no moral comprehension in this movie, no logical answers. Thanks to dishonoured wolf who didn't trust anything in this movie.
ITS FINALLY OVER🎉🎊🤘🤘
LucyHeartfilea NG J-Hope~ 💜
But why? The story was getting so good
Unsufferable Insufferable and why is that?
SAMurai RaVeN ARMY
Unsufferable Insufferable I loved these movies, I know others do not. And that's just fine
One of your best intros and funniest ones ever😂🙌🏼❤️
I've been *FREED*
It’s all of them, Jeremy. They’re all the worst one.
SlenderEnder I love how your display picture totally matches what your saying 😂😂😂
XD Didn’t even realize that. Seriously though, I’m so glad my lady has never dragged me to these or even wanted to see them with her girlfriends.
Third time watching....solely for the celebration clips! I'm addicted.
Jeremy, if you're ever in Florida, I need to buy you a drink. Or 12. Seems like you deserve it after sitting through shit like this.
more like: 50 shades freed of this dogshit movie franchise, amirite?
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That opening killed me
I come back to this video every once in a while for that intro
I didn't even know there was a 3rd movie
fredy you would have been better off not knowing
Good for you for staying the fuck away from this garbage 😂
Just last night I just saw the book for it.
And I thought to myself, they made another one!?
fredy wasn't this the forth or fifth? I got the impression they chopped the trilogy forevee
Any chance you could do a Tales from the Comments Section for this video?
Austin White hell yeah
Yes, do a tales from the comment section for this!
When Jeremy's review is probably more interesting than the actual movie 😂😂
it is
Neel Bhatia it isn't
Jeremy celebrating and dancing is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
Zaim Rana Couldn’t agree more!
Worst movie I've seen by far: Jack and Jill.
I was offended (not by the Mexican stereotype in the movie even though I'm Hispanic) that Adam Sandler basically said you're all stupid because you're watching this. And it was the biggest hour and a half commercial of Dunken Donuts.
ShinbrigTV that’s how it was even funded
Fuck dunken donuts
ShinbrigTV fuckin Al dunkachino. What the hell was he thinking
ShinbrigTV Jack and Jill was a terrible movie but Disasters Movie was even worse.
My bad eyes read Drunkin Donuts at first!
ShinbrigTV hear hear
Jack and Jill is my personal worst movie of all time, I can’t believe they disgraced Al Pacino like that
Kurt Zouma I agree. It pains my heart. Poor Scar Face
kaigen999 Haven't seen the film yet gladly.
Kurt Zouma Heat and Devil's Advocate are enough for him to redeem himself lol
Holy crap I’ve never clicked a notification banner so quick. Let’s TEAR IT UP BOYS
The Last Airbender is the only movie I walk out the movie theater in the middle of the movie (but the animated series is great, I recommend everyone to see it). Thank God I didn't pay for it.