Honest Trailers - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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  • @redbearwoodall
    @redbearwoodall 9 років тому +764

    I hate when people respond to criticisms of a bad movie with "It's just a kids' movie." That's no excuse for terrible writing and character development. Just look at Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks. You know why they're the biggest names in kids' movies? Because they actually put effort into their work!

    • @AesirUnlimited
      @AesirUnlimited 9 років тому +3

      Whst are you talking about disney hasn't made a good movie since the lion king.

    • @bAd12cheZ
      @bAd12cheZ 9 років тому +14

      made for kids but PG-13

    • @JoseTwitterFan
      @JoseTwitterFan 9 років тому +13

      assassinofdestiny Toy Story 3 and UP

    • @Tr3ySoldier
      @Tr3ySoldier 9 років тому

      Jeremy Woodall GO NINJAS GO NINJAS GO!

    • @kenkashi501
      @kenkashi501 9 років тому

      Yea they are really good at stealing other peoples work

  • @beyondawesomefilms
    @beyondawesomefilms 9 років тому +1552

    SPONGEBOB: The Movie
    Directed by Michael Bay
    When a radioactive sponge falls to the bottom of the ocean after a failed lab experiment and infects a whole colony of sea creatures. It's up to them to take down the evil company known as P.L.A.N.K.T.O.N. To save their town, once and for all.
    Mark Wahlberg as Spongebob SquarePants
    Nicolas Cage as Plankton
    T.J. Miller as Patrick
    Liam Neeson as Mr. Krabs
    Steve Buscemi as Squidward
    Megan Fox as Sandy Cheeks
    Shia LaBeouf as Larry the Lobster
    John Turturro as Squlliam Fancyson
    Vin Diesel as Gary

    • @dpchiko17
      @dpchiko17 9 років тому +247

      "Meow" - Vin Diesel

    • @newtpondskipper
      @newtpondskipper 9 років тому +36

      Need Jackson in this, that man is in everything. Richest actor ever.

    • @gianni206
      @gianni206 9 років тому +97

      The only thing you left out though is, if you knew bay and franchises, it's that he would've also added a random human as the focus of 99.9% of the movie, even WITH it being called spongebob

    • @Sivarius
      @Sivarius 9 років тому +14

      STREET SHARKS! o YiPEE can't wait!

    • @ryancrawford6458
      @ryancrawford6458 9 років тому +8

      ultraveburas Street Sharks FTW!

  • @m0onst9er
    @m0onst9er 8 років тому +712

    "It's not like turtles were better in your day." "THEY WERE!"
    Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
    Omg I nearly died laughing

    • @austinmasoni3750
      @austinmasoni3750 3 роки тому +14

      or the other live turtle movies yeah sucked i saw them when i was about 6 or 5 and i had no idea what was going on

    • @AkaE5
      @AkaE5 3 роки тому +8

      Should the turtles even be dancing in front of people? Won't people come looking for them?

    • @monetstallion9363
      @monetstallion9363 Рік тому +2

      @AkaE5 Splinter taught them to "dance hard... and fade away... without a trace "

    • @reggielacey2235
      @reggielacey2235 Рік тому +1

      Not

    • @ryanbernard6152
      @ryanbernard6152 11 місяців тому +1

      Ninja rap

  • @nomanom4304
    @nomanom4304 8 років тому +1872

    Looks like Michael Bay listened to this, because the sequel to this film will have Casey Jones, Rhino and the pig guys and the ninja will actually use martial arts rather than guns

    • @StarfallShadow
      @StarfallShadow 8 років тому +13

      +Nom Anom and potentially the krang

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 8 років тому +16

      +Nom Anom Hopefully he's made a turn from the day where he would say, "Who cares if the fans complain! They'll still watch it!"

    • @nomanom4304
      @nomanom4304 8 років тому +4

      +Brother Malachai haha exactly

    • @ciarauniverse3025
      @ciarauniverse3025 8 років тому +2

      pig guys? you mean the Kraang?

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 8 років тому +1

      Ciara Kidd No, Bebop.

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 9 років тому +2249

    So proud of my son who co-stars as the kid voice in this one! Yay Epic Voice Jr!

    • @buttonscasper
      @buttonscasper 9 років тому +45

      His role was the best

    • @bgmesinaable
      @bgmesinaable 9 років тому +6

      👍

    • @PlotTwists
      @PlotTwists 9 років тому +30

      Is your kid an official release *SON4.0* or a beta test *SON3.01*

    • @buttonscasper
      @buttonscasper 9 років тому +4

      How old Is his son?

    • @toofe8645
      @toofe8645 9 років тому +5

      ***** Nope he saw one on the free way and and picked him up

  • @MizzahTee
    @MizzahTee 9 років тому +2634

    "We will drain every last ounce of their blood... even *if* it kills them."
    Who wrote this, a 12 year old? Yeah, that *WOULD* kill them dude, LOL.

    • @winginitpodcast
      @winginitpodcast 9 років тому +68

      been waitin for this one

    • @MizzahTee
      @MizzahTee 9 років тому +6

      Jay Flemming me too lol

    • @davidmendez3899
      @davidmendez3899 9 років тому +8

      well they're super mutants

    • @TheSaltyRice
      @TheSaltyRice 9 років тому +14

      Well i guess you need to PITTY DA FOOLS.

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 9 років тому +31

      Sounds like something Deadpool would say.

  • @SharkByteOfficial
    @SharkByteOfficial 8 років тому +2638

    Micheal Bay was listening...

  • @arvidp.247
    @arvidp.247 2 роки тому +99

    Shredder being called The Iron Throne doesn't get enough recognition. I loved that joke.

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire 8 років тому +318

    actualy "its just a kids movie" should never be an excuse. Kids doesn't deserve movies wher nobody gives a shit just because "its a kids movie".

    • @Thatbakedjedi
      @Thatbakedjedi 8 років тому +24

      MrKlausbaudelaire Yeah, lots of kids TV shows are incredibly complex, with much more well-written characters, better plots, and intense discussions on serious subjects that are rarely found in adult shows. Just look at Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe.

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 8 років тому +5

      *****
      there is even a new one coming to Nickelodeon that seens to be following this line of mistery and full plot. heck, even BEFORE kids shows had better effort like Animaniacs and El Tigre.

    • @runnercomet9191
      @runnercomet9191 8 років тому

      +Patrizio Ferretti it was cruel comics with a lot of satire. So it wasn't for kids. Well, even first movie was a bit more like comics and a lot of parents started shitstorm that brought us "go ninja go" and defeating enemys using food instead of weapons in second movie

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 8 років тому +4

      +MrKlausbaudelaire Welcome to the world of corporate cash grab where love does not conquer all, just greed.

    • @salamander337
      @salamander337 8 років тому +6

      +MrKlausbaudelaire I agreed. It's sad how a kid degraded himself by saying it's just a kids movie because kids are actually smart. They should never have to lower their standard just because Hollywood Studio says so. Look at cartoon shows like Young Justice and Batman Animated series or Avatar the last airbender. Those were really complex series with adult theme and they were great. There's also shows like Girl meets worlds and Good Luck Charlie that teaches morals and values.

  • @drewsauveterre8867
    @drewsauveterre8867 9 років тому +139

    0:42 Donatello wasn't a painter, he was a sculptor. Michaelangelo did some painting, but he hated it. More accurately she named the turtles after Renaissance _artists._

    • @supergamer5121
      @supergamer5121 9 років тому +69

      Congratulations you've put more thought and effort into this than the people who made it. You get a +1.

    • @ohboyyoufresh
      @ohboyyoufresh 9 років тому

      supergamer5121 so true but sad

    • @Anatolij86
      @Anatolij86 9 років тому +6

      hahah accurate but I love how you phrased it: Michaelangelo did "some" painting. What, you mean like The Sistine Chapel?

    • @SynthTerror
      @SynthTerror 9 років тому +1

      ***** April called them PAINTERS. She should have just said ARTISTS, is what the original post was trying to illustrate (no pun intended).

    • @blaze1372003
      @blaze1372003 9 років тому

      Frank Tobin
      April is kind of an idiot anyway, so it makes sense she wouldn't know much about the historic figures beyond their names.

  • @grimreminder5038
    @grimreminder5038 8 років тому +80

    "All the pizza places they could've chosen, they picked Pizza Hut?"
    The pain...the painfully obvious product placement based pain...

  • @northchurch753
    @northchurch753 5 років тому +123

    "You know this is a kid's movie right?" In a way that kind of just makes it worse

    • @joshuapoole7944
      @joshuapoole7944 3 роки тому

      But it didn't. I loved teenage mutant Ninja turtles when I was younger. I was seven when this movie came out and loved it. When you see it from kids point of view it's awesome. I get that adults will notice more but the target audience probably enjoyed it like me

  • @OrigamiMaster06
    @OrigamiMaster06 9 років тому +167

    I love how they have masks, it's a very good way of disguising themselves, it's not like they're giant turtles or something.

  • @TrueElitegaming1
    @TrueElitegaming1 8 років тому +610

    The sequel is pretty much what you predicted. Krang, Casey, bebop and rockstead.

    • @naeemrichardson4805
      @naeemrichardson4805 8 років тому +27

      and a human shredder

    • @Jaxymann
      @Jaxymann 8 років тому +3

      +Matti A.
      Bebop and Rocksteady in an M1 Abrams is what we wanted all along

    • @topeosatuyi1903
      @topeosatuyi1903 8 років тому

      Ikr

    • @emomc9557
      @emomc9557 8 років тому +1

      Just wait till they do a dark turtles movie with the villain being slash(the evil alien/turtle that wears similar gear to the heroes but his bands are black)

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 років тому

      In my opinion, the best incarnation of TMNT was either the original comics or the 2003 remake

  • @natekindamaybe
    @natekindamaybe 8 років тому +395

    you totally called the bebop and rocksteady

    • @ronincruickshank4175
      @ronincruickshank4175 8 років тому +30

      And Casey Jones and Krang.

    • @comeoncarl5616
      @comeoncarl5616 7 років тому +5

      Girthburger TV they also predicted this movie in their transformers trailer.

  • @wanderingwade8877
    @wanderingwade8877 8 років тому +276

    "Corporate Reboot Cash Grab Turtles". "Not just Mumbo Jumbo, but extra Jumbo Mumbo Jumbo". These words will be with me forever.

    • @nero5482
      @nero5482 5 років тому

      stell with you man

  • @christiansmith3894
    @christiansmith3894 9 років тому +398

    People have to understand that, while this movie was terrible. The turtle franchise was ruined long before Bay got his hands on it.

    • @donovanjohnson1054
      @donovanjohnson1054 9 років тому +10

      True so true

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT 9 років тому +15

      I never found it interesting anyway. Srsly - some mutants who act like "bros" and eat pizza all day.
      Where do they get money from :D Selling sewer stuff in sewer Stinky Market?

    • @Elias___
      @Elias___ 9 років тому

      Well, i didnt grow with the original ninja trutles, but i did grow up watching the other ninja trutles and i enjoyed watching and rewatching that show a quite a bunch.

    • @lordgrin4917
      @lordgrin4917 9 років тому +20

      What are you talking about? The comics, the original show, the 2003 show, and the newest show are all still amazing, and the first two films where great too the only thing is the third movie.

    • @TheSpearkan
      @TheSpearkan 9 років тому +7

      he didn't so much beat a dead horse as he tried to give it CPR before exploding the dead horse

  • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
    @KaimArgonarEyyyy 9 років тому +142

    The 2003's Ninja Turtles are THE best among those, yet they didn't even get mentioned.

    • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
      @KaimArgonarEyyyy 9 років тому +18

      Asian turtles? What are you smoking?

    • @mtunis
      @mtunis 9 років тому +16

      I'm currently teaching my first graders the difference between opinions and facts. Either you never got past the first grade or no one ever taught you the difference.

    • @pwnt39
      @pwnt39 9 років тому +1

      mtunis lol nice you must be a amazing teacher for that comeback (and no this isn't sarcasm)

    • @edward18517
      @edward18517 9 років тому +7

      ***** ...what anime Turtles? The 2003 Turtles were made in America. It was nearly a direct translation of the comics at parts.

    • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
      @KaimArgonarEyyyy 9 років тому +3

      Anime styled, maybe. But it still doesn't count. Do you also Avatar: The Last Airbender is an anime...?

  • @theseproblemsmatter1
    @theseproblemsmatter1 8 років тому +91

    "corporate reboot cash crab turtles"
    the truth is painful...even without seeing the movie i could see this

  • @dragonflight2468
    @dragonflight2468 8 років тому +594

    "You know this is a kids movie, right"
    > Earlier point was sexually objectifying Megan Fox.
    Yes, totally for kids.

    • @TZER0
      @TZER0 6 років тому +12

      Amen to this comment.

    • @thewisegoat2954
      @thewisegoat2954 5 років тому +2

      Totally

    • @MichaelCollins1922
      @MichaelCollins1922 5 років тому +6

      "Yeah that's great!"

    • @kallistos87
      @kallistos87 4 роки тому +27

      Megan Fox is for the kids dads!

    • @drtirthadas
      @drtirthadas 4 роки тому +7

      hey she's already sexy af she doesn't need any sexual objectification

  • @mrmeeseeks6023
    @mrmeeseeks6023 8 років тому +692

    "We will drain every ounce of they blood even if it kills them"
    Nah,draining every drop of their blood?
    I'm sure they will be fine.

    • @KazeRabbit
      @KazeRabbit 8 років тому +26

      +Oliver Rees
      What makes it more stupid is the fact that when the turtles die of blood loss, there would be no more mutagen to harvest, and thus no more income from it
      Where's your goal into becoming "stupid rich" now eh, Eric Sacks?

    • @VideoGameLova1
      @VideoGameLova1 8 років тому +21

      The amount of stupidity in that line of dialogue can't even begin to be described by words

    • @TsarAlexTheFirst
      @TsarAlexTheFirst 8 років тому

      +PhosphorusGaudium the fact that it's a limited resource will increase the value

    • @domoneill1974
      @domoneill1974 8 років тому

      hahaha

    • @marshalldrews1290
      @marshalldrews1290 8 років тому +4

      they could just take some and let them live and then later take more and use them as a blood farm.

  • @MickeyP023
    @MickeyP023 9 років тому +200

    Toy story was a kids movie.... that is no excuse for a shitty movie

    • @Tyngdlyftning1
      @Tyngdlyftning1 9 років тому

      It's pretty bad brah

    • @briestoll
      @briestoll 9 років тому +2

      I love you ... I just love that response .

    • @contentcreator8750
      @contentcreator8750 9 років тому +1

      Well this movie didn't use alot of explosions so that's a good start

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 9 років тому +3

      losnf jslefn Exactly just think of all the kids movies we call beloved classics and loved as children. They sure as hell weren't those minimum budget pieces of shit. They were the brilliantly directed master pieces with great characters, dramatic plots, and beautiful scenes. Kids may be willing to swallow pretty much anything you give them but that doesn't mean they don't notice or appreciate quality when they see it.

    • @Schwedeballz
      @Schwedeballz 9 років тому

      Well said

  • @KasaiWolf07
    @KasaiWolf07 8 років тому +222

    These Honest Trailers are actually scarily accurate. He predicted Casey, Bebop and Rocksteady.......can you predict the next Spider-Man movie being good please?

    • @310smoker
      @310smoker 4 роки тому +7

      lol it wasn't. but we got venom now

    • @Specter515
      @Specter515 2 роки тому +2

      And Krang. Don't forget Krang.

  • @wildheartrazorfang6
    @wildheartrazorfang6 8 років тому +664

    Apparently Michael Bay was listening.

    • @mjhaunting
      @mjhaunting 8 років тому +5

      +Aegis We're all screwed

    • @Dan89201
      @Dan89201 8 років тому +5

      I was literally just about to comment that

    • @pleasesubscribetomynewchan3282
      @pleasesubscribetomynewchan3282 8 років тому +4

      TMNT Out of the shadows?

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 8 років тому +10

      More characters means more toys which means more money.

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 8 років тому +2

      And its still at 22% on rotten tomatoes

  • @sren27
    @sren27 8 років тому +592

    Holy crap Micheal Bay was actually listening...

  • @CDHfilms
    @CDHfilms 9 років тому +54

    0:53 COME ON
    The plot in the cartoon was WAY better!

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 8 років тому +6

      +alexandra galici How does a RAT read Japanese?!

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 8 років тому +3

      ***** Not an excuse!

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 8 років тому +2

      +alexandra galici Michael Bay should commit suicide, he will never be able to undo the damage he has done with his involvement with the transformers and TMNT.

    • @infinightmoon6268
      @infinightmoon6268 8 років тому +2

      +CaptBackwards
      Naa... Maybe Transformers, but I predict TMNT will be a strong franchise for decades to come, even after Micheal runs this particular movie series into the ground.

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 8 років тому

      Infinight Moon Let's hope? TMNT XII: A New Hope....?

  • @KaustavNemoSen
    @KaustavNemoSen 8 років тому +168

    starring... and the IRON THRONE!!! XD XD XD

    • @kreiyu
      @kreiyu 8 років тому +2

      fruit ninja lol

    • @ondynefairy
      @ondynefairy 7 років тому +1

      Totally =)) Though it looks more like its lovechild with Sauron XD The two monster-sagas have finally something in common other than Sean Bean dying

    • @KaustavNemoSen
      @KaustavNemoSen 7 років тому +1

      hahaha

    • @asz1029
      @asz1029 7 років тому +3

      I laughed so hard that it took me four attempts to upvote your comment.

  • @Myth_or_Mystery76
    @Myth_or_Mystery76 3 роки тому +11

    “It’s like kid movie, right?”
    “That’s not an excuse son. Now go away.”

  • @FeatheredCrow
    @FeatheredCrow 8 років тому +64

    "It's not like the turtles were better in your day"
    *Cough* TMNT 2003 series *Cough*

    • @JoeFanik
      @JoeFanik 5 років тому +4

      The 2003 version is and will always be the best version of tmnt. The 2012 version is a close second

    • @danielwood6833
      @danielwood6833 5 років тому +2

      I appreciate that you said 2012 is a close second. Too many 2003 fans shrug it off cos if the animation and more colourful approach, buts actually really spectacular

    • @k.klaudia9512
      @k.klaudia9512 5 років тому +3

      I don't understand why people say that the 2003 version is underrated and the 2012 version is overrated.
      I rarely see nor hear any TMNT 2003 haters anywhere I go, it gets lots of praise, while the 2012 version has lots of haters (sometimes have a feeling it actually has more haters than fans). Imo the 2003 version gets the love it deserves and the 2012 version is underrated imo.
      But I love both versions anyway, both were very enjoyable imo

  • @ImARealDuck
    @ImARealDuck 9 років тому +102

    Please for the love of grapes and bread and everything else that's actually bad for ducks but good as hell, say: "Quack quack quack!"

    • @jayw900
      @jayw900 9 років тому

      Want an alka seltzer?

    • @TheUnitedMarshmallowFederation
      @TheUnitedMarshmallowFederation 9 років тому

      jayw900 why would I want a alka seltzet

    • @DuckAvenger
      @DuckAvenger 9 років тому +1

      Dude you are a wussy duck I eat anything I want and then I crap thunder!

    • @TheUnitedMarshmallowFederation
      @TheUnitedMarshmallowFederation 9 років тому

      Duck Avenger well your the duck avenger you have powers he is just a duck a normal mindless duck

    • @DuckAvenger
      @DuckAvenger 9 років тому +1

      Ahh I never thought about that, yes the Duck Avenger is the Duck above all Ducks! Help Duck Avenger in his fight against crime and subscribe to my channel!

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 8 років тому +297

    I guess Michael Bay listened....

    • @mtndrew7854
      @mtndrew7854 8 років тому +1

      Was just gonna say that.

    • @drifter4276
      @drifter4276 8 років тому

      He did listen, surprisingly.

    • @louisechristy9097
      @louisechristy9097 7 років тому +13

      Yeah he listened and just like before he took all the fun out of them, because Bebop and Rocksteady were anything but funny and they got Stephen Amell to play Casey jones and he doesn't get to kick as much ass as he does in Arrow.

    • @vinny2go
      @vinny2go 7 років тому +2

      +Louise Christy IKR

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser 5 років тому

      Rhyperior Ranger but he’s just the producer

  • @HiroshiMizushima
    @HiroshiMizushima 8 років тому +182

    "Michelangelo is funny." No, he's freaking creepy as hell. I cringed with almost every line he said that had even the most remote relevance to April. They took the most fun-loving, innocent of turtles and turned him into a gods damned stalker.

    • @baileyjohnson7380
      @baileyjohnson7380 7 років тому +13

      Hiroshi Mishima I honestly think those rubber suits were creepy as hell

    • @thewisegoat2954
      @thewisegoat2954 5 років тому +9

      @@baileyjohnson7380 no they weren't just because no cgi?

  • @callahaine100
    @callahaine100 9 років тому +77

    3:29 Now that's what I call a honest trailer. Yeah I know "kids' movie is not an excuse for stupid scenario". As a matter of fact, when it is about a franchise like Ninja Turtles, it totally is!
    I mean some movies are just meant to entertain kids, they can't all make them think. Back when we were kids, I don't think we used to watch an oscar winning movie everyday. Sometimes, it was Prince of Egypt or the Lion King, sometimes it was Street Fighter the movie or Dungeons and Dragons.

    • @ZantofDarkness
      @ZantofDarkness 9 років тому +6

      Thank you someone who gets it. I haven't seen this film and I don't plan to. But I don't think bad script writing or story is excusable, just cos its a "kids" movie. But I hate it when people don't then recognise how movies back in the 80's and 90's...ect, were just as poorly written, yet get praise because of nostalgia. Nostalgia is cool and all and I have my own nostalgic movies that I'm probably biased towards, some popular, some not so popular, and an opinion is an opinion, and people can say all they want about a movie having poor acting, characters or story or whatever, theres no official rules stating that someone can't or shouldn't be aloud to think a movie is good or not as a piece of entertainment or art. Its freedom of expression (something North Korea doesn't seem to like too much recently xD) and thats what it should stay as. People who claim one movie is better than another and that any other opinion is wrong or that everyone should agree with it, do not know what "freedom of expression" means.
      But there are certain times when some people just say something was awesome back when they were younger cos of nostalgia even if it wasn't that good, and criticize newer stuff of the same quality or sometimes even better because its either too similar, too different or not as good in their nostalgic memory and opinion, as the films they watched when they were younger. I bet you in 10 or 20 years, kids that grew up in the later 90's, 2000's and 2010's will probably have the same nostalgia trip and popular opinion will sway their way and then go on and on that way for years to come through the years. Its been like that for several decades, I don't know why it'll stop now, especially at a time when making nostalgic movies is paramount for movie studios so they can real in audiences (and no not a reference to the ACTUAL movie studio Paramount who made this film xD).
      I mean heck, there are 3 big sequels coming out next year that are in franchises nostalgic for many reasons, Jurassic World, Terminator Genysis and of course Star Wars Episode VII. Jurassic Park hasn't had a film in over 10 years, Star Wars hasn't in five (and regardless of what people think of the prequels, there are many people who do like those films out there as well as the originals so its not just original trilogy nostalgia that counts in terms of box office sales), and Terminator did have a recent movie, but not a whole lot of people remember that, especially compared to the first two. Just glad someone else gets what I think about that topic on nostalgia and the times movies were made and such. :)

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 9 років тому +1

      And like, please, you go into the cinema to watch a movie about mutant turtles who were taught how to fight by a giant rat. Your chances of having an adult deep well written plot go down the toilet together with that ninja manual book from the get set go

    • @Keldroc
      @Keldroc 9 років тому +5

      Yeah, I think the "it's a kids movie" thing is a copout on this one. I am no defender of the original live action Turtles movies, all of which are terrible upon a modern re-watch (yes, even the first one, despite being better than average for kids comic/cartoon adaptations back in the day), but even leaving all the baggage of TMNT behind, there's not a lot the Bay version has going for it. I mean, is it really for kids? With the giant monster turtles and the erection jokes and the overly twisty plot and constant shots of Megan Fox's ass? It's certainly not for teenagers, either, and it's not for adult fans of the characters. So who's it for? I submit it's for nobody, really. Just a mishmash of built-by-committee screenplay chunks and action sequences with no one steering the ship and no thought or heart behind it beyond the love of money. One doesn't need to have any nostalgia for the other versions of the TMNT to see that.

    • @KamisamanoOtaku
      @KamisamanoOtaku 9 років тому

      ***** Yeah, that's as ridiculous as a movie about wizards, elves, dwarves, humans and hobbits.
      No, my sarcasm isn't meant to imply I expect an epic along the lines of Lord of the Rings out of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but I don't assume a good story at a mature (in the actual sense, not the "Mature Content" sense).

    • @KamisamanoOtaku
      @KamisamanoOtaku 9 років тому +1

      ***** It is a difference between having respect for the source material or not I suspect. LotR didn't scream "formulaic cash in flick" and was in the hands of people that didn't want that.

  • @TheLoneLoony
    @TheLoneLoony 9 років тому +96

    Corporate Reboot Cash-Grab Turtles
    Heroes with a paycheck

  • @AngryNerdBird
    @AngryNerdBird 8 років тому +92

    To be fair, the 1990 film was pretty good. The major dumb shit was mainly the sequels.

  • @raksha3386
    @raksha3386 4 роки тому +19

    “You’ve made a huge mistake” wheezing

  • @girolamoesposito6131
    @girolamoesposito6131 8 років тому +118

    Why the fuck do people keep watching these movies? It's their fault if Michael Bay keeps throwing shit at your face.

    • @sleepystarspider5217
      @sleepystarspider5217 8 років тому +13

      +Girolamo Esposito Mass market movie audiences are scatophageous.

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 8 років тому +2

      +Girolamo Esposito Michael Bay should commit suicide, he will never be able to undo the damage he has done with his involvement with the transformers and TMNT.

    • @yvettej.9896
      @yvettej.9896 8 років тому +3

      +Girolamo Esposito They have children.

    • @viktorsjogren
      @viktorsjogren 8 років тому +3

      +Girolamo Esposito But it's like KRWAAAAA and BWAAASH

    • @pedrleo
      @pedrleo 8 років тому

      +Girolamo Esposito Actually, people yearn for mementos from the past, even if this movie sucks, if the original movie sucks, even the cartoon was a product placement in the first place.
      Because all we want it's to connect to our childhood heroes. So Marketing keep dragging us to this shit by re-using old relatable concepts (since they can't create anything anymore) with any piece of garbage script they can find.

  • @philchao
    @philchao 9 років тому +114

    it's funny how everyone keeps whining and complaining about Michael Bay, but they keep watching his movies, thereby paying him and keeping him making more movies.. this will continue until we just stop watching.

    • @HrvojeGrahovac
      @HrvojeGrahovac 9 років тому +2

      I waited for this shit to come on Blu-Ray

    • @raginasian9562
      @raginasian9562 9 років тому +24

      I didn't watch it. And I probably won't

    • @welcome_to_the_end8781
      @welcome_to_the_end8781 9 років тому +26

      *pirate bay* :D

    • @ki11bunny
      @ki11bunny 9 років тому +4

      Glad this doesn't apply to me.

    • @YugiohGirl017
      @YugiohGirl017 9 років тому +1

      *like the movie because sucker for trying to catch references to the old movies, cartoons, comics, and just to poke fun at the movie and people alike. Also See: Dragon Ball Evolution - First Date Fun*

  • @Brick_Science
    @Brick_Science 6 років тому +9

    lost it when you said whoopi cushion!

  • @agentprime2179
    @agentprime2179 8 років тому +27

    3:51 You're wish has been granted and you will also be getting Casey Jones and Krang.

  • @MightyFoogle
    @MightyFoogle 9 років тому +117

    Please say "I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome"

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 9 років тому +40

    I'm a Massive Ninja Turtles fan, Comic Books, 1st 90s movie, 1987 show, 2003, 2012 show etc. I'll say this about the movie. When the turtles were onscreen it was pretty good but everything else was Meh. At least it was MILES ABOVE Ninja Turtles 3 and the Next Mutation......God those were just terrible

  • @akaiseigo5664
    @akaiseigo5664 4 роки тому +11

    When all turtles' personalities combined, they turned into Michael Bay and the place they lived in reflects Bay's movies. Enough said.

  • @AAIIGI92
    @AAIIGI92 8 років тому +6

    At 3:29, why do I imagine the kid talking as Asriel? The kid sounds so cute and fitting as an Asriel voice!

  • @stufaman
    @stufaman 8 років тому +71

    I almost wanna see what other franchises Bay f**ks up.
    How about He-Man?
    That hasn't been shat on in years.

    • @joonant1
      @joonant1 8 років тому +11

      i swear if they make a he man movie, Chris hemsworth (thor) better be he man/ adam

    • @stufaman
      @stufaman 8 років тому +4

      anton riley-burton That'd actually be pretty good.
      But you are asking for a logical choice from a possible Michael Bay film.

    • @joonant1
      @joonant1 8 років тому +4

      hey at least im not asking shamylan

    • @stufaman
      @stufaman 8 років тому +3

      anton riley-burton He'd probably get some guy from Glee and bulk him up a bit.

    • @joonant1
      @joonant1 8 років тому +1

      +stufaman please not kurt (the gay guy) please not him and not because he's gay.

  • @m4y4123321
    @m4y4123321 9 років тому +293

    the only movie i want michael bay to make from now on is....wait for it....there's gotta be something....something with lots of explosions and no story.....call of duty.

    • @rbraunbeck96
      @rbraunbeck96 9 років тому +21

      Shots fired. Burn

    • @AZITHEMLGPRO
      @AZITHEMLGPRO 9 років тому

      It doesn't need a movie

    • @joycomon5448
      @joycomon5448 9 років тому +5

      Power ranger lol

    • @IbonkDonkeys
      @IbonkDonkeys 9 років тому +11

      wow thats actually a good idea, perfect fit for MB and no one will care if he fucks up the story. hell he'll probably even come up with a better o-- nevermind

    • @shadowman1289
      @shadowman1289 9 років тому +2

      or pacific rim! awesome giant robots fighting giant monsters but no story!

  • @techtony7326
    @techtony7326 6 років тому +23

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when he said nightmare versions of srieck

  • @maizetheholographiccorn5641
    @maizetheholographiccorn5641 6 років тому +6

    “Nerd rage of a 1000 fan boys” 😂

  • @CrazyBunniEdits
    @CrazyBunniEdits 9 років тому +9

    "Gets the spirit of the four heroes right but absolutely nothing else!"
    My favorite quote and a very true quote lmao

  • @Tychoxi
    @Tychoxi 9 років тому +18

    Please say:
    "We come from the land of the ice and snow / From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow / The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands / To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!"

  • @Lukusprime
    @Lukusprime 8 років тому +44

    3:58 apparently he was listening...

    • @kwasinsiah
      @kwasinsiah 8 років тому +6

      +Luke Williams stole my comment

  • @melissarecendiz9117
    @melissarecendiz9117 9 років тому +59

    They should do "The maze runners"

    • @emmodified2632
      @emmodified2632 9 років тому +3

      yeah they should

    • @abrahanroberts5740
      @abrahanroberts5740 9 років тому +7

      I hate to correct you but oh no wait I do want to correct you so like I was saying its The Maze Runner not RUNNERS

    • @melissarecendiz9117
      @melissarecendiz9117 9 років тому +6

      Same shit

    • @RichNcreamie
      @RichNcreamie 9 років тому +5

      Abrahan roberts oh damn he added a s, oh god please spare this poor soul for adding an s at the end of "Runners" god please spare him take me instead I got grammar mistake up the ass with this comment..... thats what we call a troller boys and girls

    • @skullkidzzz
      @skullkidzzz 9 років тому +3

      Runner*

  • @naranciaisbestboi125
    @naranciaisbestboi125 9 років тому +31

    For once, I'd like to see a Michael Bay movie without explosions... wait nevermind. It would only be 15 minutes long, then.

    • @JoviLevi
      @JoviLevi 9 років тому +2

      Sick. Burn.

    • @edulorenzo
      @edulorenzo 9 років тому

      Would you do better, Baggins ?

    • @ravenstar5376
      @ravenstar5376 9 років тому +1

      shane55pwnt
      id rather have one BAY than a SHAMALAN ( HAVE YOU SEEN HIS MOVIES ??, this fool killed the airbender , he ended will smiths career )

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 9 років тому

      RAVEN STAR I actually think him and Shamalamabama are on par with one another.
      Nikola Tesla I would try. Anything is better than Bay at this point.

  • @julianpagano1659
    @julianpagano1659 6 років тому +26

    3:56 I guess he was listening

  • @draxlergotham5318
    @draxlergotham5318 4 роки тому +5

    I completely lost it at the iron throne reference 😂 😂 🤣 😭 💀

  • @nexusshark
    @nexusshark 9 років тому +44

    I've finally watched this movie and I have to say that NO, this movie is NOT as bad as everyone says. In my own Turtle movie ranking, this movie is my 3rd favourite. The third movie will always be the worst one of all and I didn't like the second one either.

    • @M1N1Munchies
      @M1N1Munchies 9 років тому +1

      Yeah i did too. It's not that bad. I liked it at least.

    • @mustekkala
      @mustekkala 9 років тому +15

      It is not nearly as bad as people say it is, but still it had some really dumb moment. Too much April for one, also the turtles backstory was pointlessly convinient, but they did the turtles pretty good in my opinion, shame they were almost side-characters in a movie called Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Action was also pretty good, even if it was very over-the-top most of the time, like that truck escape scene, hilariously dumb. Anyways, this movie gets too much hate, people seem to forget it could have been much MUCH worse.

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 9 років тому +5

      ***** Yes, this movie is garbage. It's more about a whore who wants attention than about TMNT.

    • @nexusshark
      @nexusshark 9 років тому +4

      Nick Rick
      Comments and complaints like this is the reason why I can't take most of the haters seriously. You are not even judging the movie itself, you are judging the actress on a personal level. You are not criticizing, you are just hating.

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 9 років тому

      ***** See, you are wrong. I'm judging the movie argument being around the stupid journalist instead of the turtles.
      I couldn't care less about the actress.

  • @VezixHaikal
    @VezixHaikal 9 років тому +115

    say: goddarn it Michael Bay! how many more franchise you are going to ruin? what's next? Voltron?

    • @GokuSS400
      @GokuSS400 9 років тому +10

      no, next in line is Tetris (seriously there really is a SCI-FI Tetris movie being made).
      "It’s a very big, epic sci-fi movie,”

    • @HuntasChaos
      @HuntasChaos 9 років тому +9

      ***** "With explosions as the peices go together.

    • @RosieSquall
      @RosieSquall 9 років тому +9

      Huntas Chaos Starring Megan Fox as the lead scientist who develops Tetris.

    • @justinstark5732
      @justinstark5732 9 років тому +15

      Don't give him ideas.

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 9 років тому +7

      Directly after comment was made,
      *Voltron, directed by Micheal Bay, greenlit.*

  • @miroloimuneva9152
    @miroloimuneva9152 7 років тому +20

    Will Arnett "You've made a huge mistake" I'm proud i got that reference

    • @marcopolo3371
      @marcopolo3371 6 років тому +1

      same that cracked me up

    • @seths7406
      @seths7406 6 років тому +3

      "Oh, come on!"

    • @jasonrodriguez9457
      @jasonrodriguez9457 6 років тому +1

      The reference came from Arrested Development. But where did the lighter fluid come from?

  • @pvanny
    @pvanny 8 років тому +10

    It's like the filmmakers watched this for the sequel. All four things the nerds asked for is in the sequel (Crang, Casey Jones, Bebop, and Rocksteady)

  • @MrFedoraFilm
    @MrFedoraFilm 8 років тому +115

    Please do a Honest Teaser Trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows 2016

    • @MrFedoraFilm
      @MrFedoraFilm 8 років тому +3

      Please say "This is gonna be good" -Baxter Stockman.

    • @MrFedoraFilm
      @MrFedoraFilm 8 років тому +12

      Mchael Bay did listen, Bebop and Rocksteady is in the sequel!

    • @SwiftyStardust
      @SwiftyStardust 8 років тому +1

      +MrFedoraFilm
      there was actually concept art for them to appear in this one, but they ended up being scrapped

    • @FeralElementAMV
      @FeralElementAMV 8 років тому +3

      +MrFedoraFilm Not only that but Shredder looks like he's in and actually looking like he's supposed to and not like a transformer,also Casey Jones,the fact that the Foot Clan look like actual ninjas and not dudes with machine guns lol ...I gotta say the 2nd one looks REAAALY promising so far!!!

    • @MrFedoraFilm
      @MrFedoraFilm 8 років тому +4

      It does look promising.

  • @thevision3150
    @thevision3150 9 років тому +15

    I love the casting part. Makes me laugh every time.

  • @21magiccity
    @21magiccity 4 роки тому +9

    “Nerd rage of a thousand fanboys”😂😂😂

  • @JaynaeMarieXIV
    @JaynaeMarieXIV 2 роки тому +1

    That was the MOST honest and ACCURATE trailer I have ever seen in my life. This should have been the ACTUAL trailer for this film. I'm biased--I'm from before dancing turtles (which I believe was from the sequel of the very first one--correct me if I'm wrong because I could have sworn I didn't want to see it because of Vanilla Ice). Anyway, those were creepy-looking turtles in the reboot. 5 David Rose "EWWS" for hideous things.

  • @dspprince
    @dspprince 9 років тому +53

    Hey Screen Junkies, you forgot to mention how you dont see the turtles much and the movie only focuses on Megan Fox and her porn-face expression. Which is what every one was fearing when we heard she was gonna be in the movie.
    I would prefer the classic Ninja Turtles 2 and 3, and even the 2007 animated movie over this pure evil reboot.

    • @Beast_Lee
      @Beast_Lee 9 років тому +48

      he said it was April o Neal the movie

    • @Ragglefragable
      @Ragglefragable 9 років тому +1

      Yeah, and also: What Ninja Turtles 3? There is no such movie! Why would you think there was? Because there wasn't! >> > > ^^'

    • @Beast_Lee
      @Beast_Lee 9 років тому +6

      ReyDePanty yeah I pretend it never happened as well ....like I pretend that Super Mario Bros. the movie never happened....YOU HEAR ME UNIVERSE??!!?!?!?!? IT ....NEVER ....HAPPENED *cries uncontrollably*

    • @midnightnavigator
      @midnightnavigator 9 років тому +3

      "Get ready for 'April o' Neil: the movie' " that was pretty much a stab at there not being enough turtles and being focused on April way too much.
      I'm honestly not sure how that flew over your head. It was a pretty obvious stab.

    • @dspprince
      @dspprince 9 років тому

      Midnight Navigator Oh yeah, I forgot that part.

  • @aarushisharma.7402
    @aarushisharma.7402 8 років тому +36

    Now it's Sonic's turn

    • @joonant1
      @joonant1 8 років тому +9

      to get f*cked over

    • @ghostinthecode
      @ghostinthecode 8 років тому +4

      Sonic '06: The Movie.

    • @joonant1
      @joonant1 8 років тому

      lol

    • @jakexspace3342
      @jakexspace3342 8 років тому +1

      +Aarushi Sharma. IKR I was so excited when I heard that Sonic's getting a movie, but when i heard it's going to be live action I was like F***

    • @aarushisharma.7402
      @aarushisharma.7402 8 років тому

      JakexSpace SAME why can't they make it animated? Like that would've been 100% better

  • @dubbmoon
    @dubbmoon 5 років тому +11

    Watching this again after so many years and I just noticed you got mad about the pizza hut thing but in the original movie they got dominoes

  • @clarktooncrossing3975
    @clarktooncrossing3975 8 років тому +17

    Please do an Honest Trailer for the first (and best) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1999 film before the new one comes out.

  • @upriising3037
    @upriising3037 9 років тому +48

    I'm sorry but i remember watching all the old ones from 92 but this was not as bad as everyone says it is. People just cant get over different looking ninja turtles but whateva i liked it.

    • @nexusshark
      @nexusshark 9 років тому +4

      People are just biased because Bay is involved and Fox is in it too. They just love to hate on these people no matter how much or how little they are involved in the project. I've went into this movie prepared to hate it because of all the hate for this movie going around the internet, but I ended up liking this movie. This pretty much confirms that you can't trust the words of reviewers and critics going around the internet as vace value, because most of them have already a biased position, eventhough they would never admit it.

    • @konoko196
      @konoko196 9 років тому

      The movie was entertaining , don't know why people expect proper plot and character development in a kids movie about mutant turtles lol ! Only issue I had was they totally underused WHOOPI! She was in 2 scenes and wasn't even trying to be funny :)

    • @TheCinemaniac
      @TheCinemaniac 9 років тому +7

      Josh Dugan You are seriously saying that kids movies shouldn't have a plot or don't need one? lol, even kids deserve that much.
      Honestly I don't understand how people could sit through this without getting annoyed and bored by halfway into the film.

    • @nexusshark
      @nexusshark 9 років тому

      Just Another Fan
      Maybe because some people know how to entertain themselves without constantly whining.

    • @nexusshark
      @nexusshark 9 років тому

      Just Another Fan
      Or maybe people have no brains and just love to hate and look for things to hate to the point they don't even know how entertainment feels like and only say that people with no brains can enjoy this. Maybe it's the other way around. Who knows?

  • @demianrednovak
    @demianrednovak 9 років тому +13

    Say "Knock knock you're about to get shell shocked"

  • @himdotcom
    @himdotcom 7 років тому +7

    "Things going BYOOOM." 😂

  • @evilsoupii
    @evilsoupii 8 років тому +3

    That was an awesome throwback to the old 80s TMNT theme

  • @BamfIamone
    @BamfIamone 9 років тому +18

    Being a fan of the original cartoon and movies, I can agree that I liked these turtles personalities. If they could these guy and put them into a completely different movie I'd be happy.

    • @reggielacey2235
      @reggielacey2235 Рік тому +1

      I liked the movie. It was great

    • @ArthurX-eg8bc
      @ArthurX-eg8bc 9 місяців тому +1

      The character design followed the comic work of Michael Zulli in the black-and-white book, not the color one.

  • @user-rd8xg2um4w
    @user-rd8xg2um4w 9 років тому +86

    Why the masks? I mean, are there any other giant mutant turtles in New York that they could be? Just wondering...

    • @user-rd8xg2um4w
      @user-rd8xg2um4w 9 років тому +7

      Jonathan Lerch They could wear T-shirts

    • @BiMiHi
      @BiMiHi 9 років тому +5

      SweetieNerd but then you would see their abshell

    • @sknywhtboy88
      @sknywhtboy88 9 років тому

      Jonathan Lerch I disagree, they have different designs and in several incarnations, they are different shades of green. When I'm watching the current TV version and a turtle doesn't have his mask on (rare but it happens) I can tell who it is.

    • @vinicastro9292
      @vinicastro9292 9 років тому

      SweetieNerd but if they use T-shirts, they would seem like they don't wear pants, that would be horrible!

    • @rivaldoniofantariousnelson1491
      @rivaldoniofantariousnelson1491 9 років тому +1

      Matty Perron just because you can tell the difference doesn't mean everyone else can i along with my pairs cannot even when their wearing the masks we still get confused.

  • @amant.e
    @amant.e 8 років тому +40

    "You've made a huge mistake"

  • @rzr1191
    @rzr1191 8 років тому

    Absolutely loved that A.D. reference!!

  • @PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm
    @PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm 9 років тому +105

    TMNT 1990 - classic
    TMNT 2 - good sequel, though light-hearted and prominently known for Vanilla Ice's "Turtle Rap".
    TMNT III - crap, crap, crap.
    TMNT 2007 - boring.
    TMNT 2014 - Worst. Reboot. Ever.

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo 9 років тому +1

      TMNT 80's cartoon was really popular, I always wondered why they just didn't make a feature film of that. I know as a kid I didn't want the 1990 one.
      I watched all of these at the movies.

    • @Mike569able
      @Mike569able 9 років тому +2

      This movie was great!!!

    • @midnightnavigator
      @midnightnavigator 9 років тому +6

      I think 3 was way worse than 2014. The 3rd movie dropped the plot of the first two, had some random as time travel plot, the puppets were possibly the worst looking thing aside from the 'out of their shells' tour puppets. The dialog was corny...beyond corny, it pretty much just expressed how much they weren't even trying anymore.
      Now, I thought this when I saw it in the theaters as a kid. Not with as much understanding as now, but I was horrified and disappointed beyond belief. The Bay turtles are horribly disgusting in their design, but the graphics are amazing, the fights were pretty good. The acting (aside from fox) was really good. The action was good. The plot had potential until they reshot everything and made it "april o'neil and the plotholes" movie, but still worlds beyond tmnt 3.
      Trust when I say I was drinking mad haterade for the Bay movie and it's still a disappointment...but putting it below 3? I don't know, I can at least get through the 2014 movie without cringing and blushing from embarrassment.

    • @midnightnavigator
      @midnightnavigator 9 років тому

      JonCombo Probably because the cartoon was still pretty new and the comic had about 6 years of a following and they wanted to do a tribute to the origin of well...the turtles. I'm guessing the director was a bigger fan of the comics than the cartoon.
      At least if you've never read the comic, the movie has put that plot in the lime light for the franchise, instead of focusing on the cartoon version and leaving the comic version to die.
      Besides, Eastman and Laid still owned it back then, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have been so on board with a cartoon version live action since...you know...Laid hates that version.

    • @Quart321
      @Quart321 9 років тому

      You have no idea how accurate this is.

  • @rammask27
    @rammask27 9 років тому +5

    It was a lot better than I thought it would be (I didn't see it in the theaters, dvd on redbox). And I'm glad you guys acknowledged that with the kid coming in at the end of the video. With Michael Bay and these franchises weather you like them or not are realistically just one portion in HUGE series. For TMNT there are already so many movies, shows, games, and comics that people are bound to like and dislike something. But just keep things in perspective. We don't need to condemn this movie for everything. Maybe down the line someone else can make your perfect version of the turtles on the big screen, because a reboot is bound to happen anyway.

  • @Schnapsbrennor
    @Schnapsbrennor 6 років тому +1

    Can't tell you how much I loved the "arrested development" reference :D

  • @isavida9002
    @isavida9002 8 років тому +53

    Lol you said they should add in the pig and rhino and now they did!!!!! Can't wait for the second one

  • @ShockwaveITB
    @ShockwaveITB 9 років тому +32

    Honestly I like the 2000 era turtles better than the first cartoon. It was more serious but still kept the action. I also don't have nostalgia glasses so I am being impartial

    • @Johnny0lovely69
      @Johnny0lovely69 9 років тому +4

      I'd recommend you check out the original comics that started in the 80's by Mirage Studios. They owned a third of the 2003 cartoon that's why it was so faithful to the source material.

    • @darkservantofheaven
      @darkservantofheaven 9 років тому

      The current comics by IDW are awesome too

    • @Haaklong
      @Haaklong 9 років тому

      I honestly thought that this was a good film (I coincidentally saw it last night), but compared to the Original it's a bit less fun, though the comics were dark and gritty (like the Mask which they turned into a fun film for the entire family) I honestly like the less dark, less gritty, more joyful turtles from the last century more, but as a movie I didn't hate it, in fact I did like it, if it was labeled anything other than the T.M.N.T. I would've even loved it, and usually I find Megan Fox irritating, but she had a nice pair of thighs in this film, and that butt-shot was amazing (yes, I'm objectifying her, here).
      Just the storyline was rubbish, the turtles being her child-hood bets, and... I mean pets, and having a Non-Hispanic European-American Shredder in the Original plotline rather than a Japanese one (although this one was lousy, the irritating amount of coincidences in modern films somehow make *every* villain somehow close related to the protagonist so this is a bit better in story-telling) would've been rubbish. So as much as I don't hate the movie, I don't love it either, it was so-so, but not a waste of my time as I was entertained most of the time, and Gods I love all the Microsoft product placement (Microsoft Skype, Microsoft Windows Phone, the Microsoft Camera, or maybe it was the Microsoft Lumia Camera, and of-course the Lenovo ThinkPad), though something that seemed odd was when the girl said that she was ''Skyping'' with her mother, I don't know if there is some sort of San Francisco ''Apple Bubble'', but from news articles I've heard that Americans ONLY say ''FaceTiming'' to each other, and that saying ''Skyping'' sounds as odd to their ears as saying ''Binging'' when you're talking about searching things on the internet, at-least that's what I read about U.S. Americans, but I know that 99% of all Americans (according to their media) own iPods, iPhones, iPads, and iMacs (ALL of them), and in literally everywhere else in the world you can use ''Skyping'' as a verb, but to U.S. Americans you have to somehow say ''FaceTiming'' 'cause Apple.

    • @visoredgruntR34
      @visoredgruntR34 9 років тому +1

      I agree. I grew up with the original 80's series. I got a chance to watch the 2K series long after it was over and it was better.
      But I do give credit to the Nick series they found a nice in between.
      Fast Forward is maybe the worst of the series and Back to the Sewers was stupid but no bad

    • @Johnny0lovely69
      @Johnny0lovely69 9 років тому +1

      ***** Oh yeah the last two seasons of the 4kids series wasn't that great. At least the series finale Turtles Forever was good. The newest one is good too it's just that it felt too much like a kid show so I stopped watching after the first 5 eps.

  • @malikrath9503
    @malikrath9503 9 років тому +122

    Micheal bay is like EA games, they produce a lot of shit, but people are still wishing and hopeful that this will be the time they will get their moneys worth. Stop Micheal Bay, don't support his work, it cheapens the business and land hims all the bigger jobs, just say no to Micheal Bay, hey maybe someday if you do he will listen and cut this shit out.

    • @malikrath9503
      @malikrath9503 9 років тому +15

      By the way, fuck EA, buying up all the titles and running them into the ground, .....asshats

    • @darkbrotherhood76
      @darkbrotherhood76 9 років тому +2

      No EA has some good games like TitanFall and Battlefield 3, I like to think of Bay as Activision today

    • @darkbrotherhood76
      @darkbrotherhood76 9 років тому +2

      ***** Ubisoft is pretty good, I liked Peter Jackson's King Kong, Assassin's Creed, And Watchdogs

    • @darkbrotherhood76
      @darkbrotherhood76 9 років тому +1

      ***** Activision is WORSE, once a game company I admired, corrupted by $$, turning into a piece of shit

    • @darkbrotherhood76
      @darkbrotherhood76 9 років тому +1

      ***** Also It's Nice To See Someone Actually Liked King Kong

  • @Seankwondo87
    @Seankwondo87 8 років тому +8

    I love how the sequel has every character mentioned in this trailer. It's like they made the second movie based entirely on suggestions from this video. lol

  • @rapolasra934
    @rapolasra934 5 років тому +3

    0:26 LOL

  • @movielover1503
    @movielover1503 8 років тому +114

    Oh come on, who cares if it was for kids? It still sucked ass! Inside out was amazing, and it was for kids!

    • @GriffRP99
      @GriffRP99 8 років тому +3

      +Movie Lover inside out was pretty boring compared to other pixar movies

    • @movielover1503
      @movielover1503 8 років тому +10

      meatball99 nah dude it was great

    • @GriffRP99
      @GriffRP99 8 років тому

      Movie Lover Personally I think tangled was much better, in inside out all they did was go through the halls with the orbs for the whole movie. And the imaginary friend was annoying as hell.

    • @movielover1503
      @movielover1503 8 років тому +1

      meatball99 I didn't bother to watch tangled

    • @GriffRP99
      @GriffRP99 8 років тому +2

      Movie Lover You should watch it, its very good. And im not shitting on inside out or your opinion, there were parts of inside out that I really liked. I just think it wasn't as good as some of the other pixar movies.

  • @blazejecar
    @blazejecar 9 років тому +349

    how about "the interview"

    • @derpzgaming1251
      @derpzgaming1251 9 років тому +2

      Yass

    • @elik9969
      @elik9969 9 років тому +2

      Hello Mister. You are a genius.

    • @astonwrath5602
      @astonwrath5602 9 років тому

      Its to early for that

    • @lolwut5552
      @lolwut5552 9 років тому

      Aston Wrath ...it's already out on digital

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 9 років тому

      Complete garbage according to most.

  • @worldreligion5992
    @worldreligion5992 6 років тому +22

    That kids voice is so cute!!!

  • @ethanontheinternet6963
    @ethanontheinternet6963 6 років тому

    I’m looking back on the “old” memories of movies and now I feel old because this movie is 3 years old and I still remember the add for it...

  • @Mers96
    @Mers96 9 років тому +98

    Well at least the second one has Stephen Amell as Casey Jones in it.

    • @adamhudson3630
      @adamhudson3630 9 років тому +8

      Trevor Slake urk he will probably do that thing where he talks to someone but doesn't look them in the face until he finishes the sentence. seriously that annoys the shit out of me in Arrow

    • @Mers96
      @Mers96 9 років тому +17

      Adam Hudson Oh are you fucking kidding me. Why would you say that? I've never payed attention to that and from now on it will annoy me every single time.

    • @saucywildcat8691
      @saucywildcat8691 9 років тому

      Lots of good actors star in bad movies.

    • @never_give_up90
      @never_give_up90 9 років тому

      Saucy Wildcat Really? I missed that. It was ok.

    • @isiahford5754
      @isiahford5754 9 років тому

      Casey was awesome in the second one

  • @gamephreak5
    @gamephreak5 9 років тому +32

    The old TMNT films (except the 3rd one) were way WAY better than the Michael Bay abomination.
    This was great, seeing these guys tear the Michael Bay movie apart!

    • @JamailvanWestering
      @JamailvanWestering 9 років тому

      I agree!

    • @Valk369
      @Valk369 9 років тому +1

      Michael Bay didn't direct this movie he only produced it. massive difference

    • @JamailvanWestering
      @JamailvanWestering 9 років тому

      Yes but you can see his direct influence which already made his movie crap

    • @wolfman596
      @wolfman596 9 років тому

      Only this first one was good. The 2nd and third one were fucking garbage.

    • @RSNitsua
      @RSNitsua 9 років тому +1

      I liked all three movies, but I guess I'm the only one.

  • @Nube-Gamer
    @Nube-Gamer 6 років тому +3

    Lost it at Whoopie Cushion, and Fox News 😂😂😂

  • @andrewlenfest7548
    @andrewlenfest7548 8 місяців тому

    Omg the pre video add was done by honest trailers and it was awsome

  • @pocket83
    @pocket83 9 років тому +10

    A franchise like this is just like MAD magazine: It was always the best when _you_ were a kid. After that, every attempt to continue it further ruins it. For me, it jumped the shark with the 1990 film.

  • @deadscene666
    @deadscene666 9 років тому +50

    The kid is right it's a kid movie the older movies are the same it's just we watched them as kids so kids the watched this one an loved it are gonna grow up to defend this one like we do the old ones

    • @MyFluffypenguin
      @MyFluffypenguin 9 років тому +13

      Finally! Someone with a brain who recognizes the movie for what it is!

    • @CRAZYGUNDAMOTAKU
      @CRAZYGUNDAMOTAKU 9 років тому +3

      Philip Alvarez The first live action film was actually pretty damn good after that is when things went downhill.

    • @KellyKid
      @KellyKid 9 років тому

      Yeah but these videos are so funny. I still like the movies by the way. At least something cool to watch.

    • @davidcrazy101
      @davidcrazy101 9 років тому +17

      How to train your dragon, shrek, and Kung fu panda were all kids movies, and they were considered great. This movie just sucked ass

    • @YouMakeMyMotorRun
      @YouMakeMyMotorRun 9 років тому +2

      I agree the other Ninja Turtles movies were shit, buuuut... some stuff from the movie is just unnecessary. The plot is OVERCOMPLICATED for a kid's movie. What's wrong with good old vengeance and the origin story we already know about the turtles? I don't know, it's flashy and fun and all that, but I think that's it. And if you want to defend it as a kid's movie, it should have at least a more simplified, less stupidly overdone script. Like David A. has just stated: all of those kid's movies he mentioned... what do they all have in common? A simple, easy to follow script, lovable characters and values to show (Shrek: The beauty is REALLY INSIDE, not like in Disney's movies; Kung Fu Panda: no matter who you are, you can be the best if you have passion and effort; How To Train Your Dragon: Animals may look scary, but they're not plainly bad). It's what makes them endearing and overall good.
      Michel Bay's Ninja Turtles is just a poorly made remake of an otherwise good comic-book/show that happened to have awful movies. And sorry, it's not a kid's movie if you have a hot chick being treated like that and shown like that... it's more of a prepubescent pervert's movie.

  • @syedmahdi3123
    @syedmahdi3123 8 років тому +6

    I love how the second movie is going to address the complaints from 1:04 XD
    Screen Junkies should complain more, it seems to work.

  • @YouAreDistracted
    @YouAreDistracted 8 років тому +7

    Why was "Whoopi Cushion" so funny to me!!! lmaaaaaoooooooooo

  • @Grnvolpe
    @Grnvolpe 9 років тому +21

    I fell asleep during this movie. Granted, I might have been sleepy before it started but seriously, I fell asleep

    • @HavenarcBlogspotJcK
      @HavenarcBlogspotJcK 9 років тому +10

      I feel for your wallet, man. Not for falling asleep but for buying ticket in the first placeXD

    • @mariogamefreak1
      @mariogamefreak1 9 років тому

      They could of rented it from netflix or redbox which could of cost less but still won't get the time back from this movie.

  • @KeyblademasterDovahkiin
    @KeyblademasterDovahkiin 8 років тому +5

    Hahaha "The Iron Throne". And the Arrested Development reference made me lol too :')
    ...There's a chance I watch too much TV.

  • @rottenhead8385
    @rottenhead8385 Рік тому

    I know that was the same voice for that Ikea ad before this video!
    Good on ya Voice Man

  • @DNaruleach
    @DNaruleach 3 роки тому

    You know when you put it like this. It makes alot of sense. I often wonder why they didn't show the Shredders face

  • @Idtelos
    @Idtelos 9 років тому +98

    Michael Bay needs to be jailed so he can't stop directing such horrible movies.

    • @nexusshark
      @nexusshark 9 років тому +14

      He didn't direct anything in this movie. He was just one of THREE producers and a forth one being a co-producer. Liebesmann was the director.

    • @abyxawiophf5802
      @abyxawiophf5802 9 років тому +12

      You heard the name Michael Bay and flipped your shit. Oh how original. Yes he is a bad director, but he didn't direct this at all.

    • @Starry_Wave
      @Starry_Wave 9 років тому +7

      Abyx awiophf But it was directed by a guy who is actually a fan of Michael Bay.

    • @abyxawiophf5802
      @abyxawiophf5802 9 років тому +7

      Tristan Escano
      guy who is fan of michael bay =/= michael bay himself

    • @Starry_Wave
      @Starry_Wave 9 років тому

      Abyx awiophf No, Jonathan Liebesman.