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    Title design by Robert Holtby
    Series Created by Andy Signore / andysignore & Brett Weiner
    Written by Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, and Andy Signore
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  • @JillEdits1
    @JillEdits1 9 років тому +484

    Before I went to Europe by myself my dad told me, "When your over there just remember...I'm no Liam Nesson."

    • @MankindFails
      @MankindFails 9 років тому +40

      How did you manage to come back alive then ?

    • @MouathAlghamdi
      @MouathAlghamdi 9 років тому +26

      Mankindfails Stewie and Brian

    • @MankindFails
      @MankindFails 9 років тому +10

      uglyboyentertainment
      In Youlldieistan in a town called Killingrad.

    • @ruispuuro
      @ruispuuro 9 років тому +2

      That is actually very hilarious! I'm european and i'm sure i would be afraid to travel to america just by myself too. btw another thing that is hilarious is that in europe we think of americans as kinda naive childish people , but if i have understood correctly , americans think of europeans as uptight and phony. xD

    • @McTrollenstein
      @McTrollenstein 9 років тому +5

      ruispuuro eh.. snobby, pretentious and naive. those are the words i'd use.

  • @RawbeardX
    @RawbeardX 9 років тому +293

    As an European I agree, Americans, don't come to Europe.

    • @JohnnyElRed
      @JohnnyElRed 9 років тому +1

      Exactly. We have enough problems fighting between us about who is responsable of European Union problems, and how the countries that don't form part of it blame it of their problems.

    • @Checkedbox
      @Checkedbox 9 років тому +17

      Sanic thought the same about America :]

    • @tahasedjal9380
      @tahasedjal9380 9 років тому +36

      Sanic I went to murica, it wasnt that great either... I didnt see one single eagle. And I heard murica was the land of freedom and that there was so much freedom you could roll on the floor and the floor was made of freedom, that was a lie, the floors are made of asphalt like any other place.

    • @Checkedbox
      @Checkedbox 9 років тому +5

      Sanic there wasn't anything amazing. There wasn't anything bad either. Just seemed average - whats the hype about? :o I agree some cities are nice and the UK only has London as a large city cuz we so tiny : p

    • @Checkedbox
      @Checkedbox 9 років тому +1

      Taha Sedjal ;D

  • @Hyper_Fixation
    @Hyper_Fixation 8 років тому +2145

    "Liam's Nissan." My life is complete XD

  • @mattfoley4425
    @mattfoley4425 8 років тому +1026

    "...a nightmare for people who don't want their throats destroyed" LMAO!!!

    • @TheBreadSliceMaster
      @TheBreadSliceMaster 8 років тому +3

      +Matt Foley oh god, took me a while to understand it. now i cant stop laughing ahahaha. i think they watched too much porn

    • @mattfoley4425
      @mattfoley4425 8 років тому +2

      +Nosferatu Lol. What happened to him after you hit?

    • @Verinexa
      @Verinexa 2 роки тому

      I read toast i didn't get it 😄
      Five years later see how many thumbs up you've got

    • @waddupmanitsjohn
      @waddupmanitsjohn 2 роки тому +1

      This movie is the boomer dad’s ultimate daydream

  • @mikeb9270
    @mikeb9270 9 років тому +830

    Taken 1: They took his daughter.
    Taken 2: They took his wife.
    Taken 3: They took his daughter.
    Taken 4: They turkk his jerrb
    Taken 5: Dey durkka durrk

    • @karlheinrich6506
      @karlheinrich6506 9 років тому +22

      hahahahahahah cant stop laughing!

    • @kpaschal84
      @kpaschal84 9 років тому +30

      BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

    • @javierlopez9264
      @javierlopez9264 9 років тому +2

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha! OMFG! LOLOLOL

    • @zonedog1
      @zonedog1 9 років тому +2

      this comment seriously should have more likes

    • @jerrinm7691
      @jerrinm7691 9 років тому

      LMAO. nice one.
      people should remember to end it with the "cocka doodle doo!" the rooster finished it

  • @99mikedude
    @99mikedude 8 років тому +2557

    I don't know why, but I was dying after hearing Liam's Nissan.

  • @deadaccount5889
    @deadaccount5889 8 років тому +1756

    So taken is like finding Nemo but for adults

  • @rjbse
    @rjbse 8 років тому +259

    "Enjoy these 2 films that confirmed every over-protective dad's worst fears" LOL

    • @prompt000
      @prompt000 4 роки тому +9

      Pretty sure validating those fears is exactly the point of the movies and the fact they did so well just shows how many of those fathers there are.

  • @bluemagic3800
    @bluemagic3800 9 років тому +2235

    Taken 4 = His dog gets kidnapped...
    Taken 5 = His neighbor gets kidnapped...
    Taken 6 = His neighbors daughter gets kidnapped...
    Taken 7 = His neighbors daughters dog gets kidnapped...
    Taken 8 = His long lost secret granddaughter from a forgotten marriage gets kidnapped...
    Taken 9 = He moves into a nursing home - and the Director gets kidnapped....
    Taken 10 = His long lost secret grandson from a forgotten marriage goes through intensive military training and takes over as lead character. But eventually ends up being kidnapped...

    • @jamaicanrain2757
      @jamaicanrain2757 9 років тому +10

      OMFG!

    • @zerothefaceless4888
      @zerothefaceless4888 9 років тому +317

      Not kidnapped. Taken.

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco 9 років тому +191

      Taken 11 = His soul is Taken by Satan, and he must get it back.

    • @TheIronnia
      @TheIronnia 9 років тому +2

      rpsyco lol

    • @hanna-justinawalliarosalin8769
      @hanna-justinawalliarosalin8769 9 років тому +18

      Taken 6 sounds like the Korean movie the man from nowhere, which actually was quite awesome though cliche ridden.

  • @ColonelCorson
    @ColonelCorson 9 років тому +1174

    Taken is just a much more violent version of Finding Nemo.

    • @Sodasaman
      @Sodasaman 9 років тому +183

      I don't know what specie you are, i don't know in what reef you live, but i will sense you, and i wil try to eat you.

    • @kenisu-of-dragons5766
      @kenisu-of-dragons5766 9 років тому +101

      Taking Nemo

    • @kennethmccormick1791
      @kennethmccormick1791 9 років тому +13

      Finding Nemo >>> Taken

    • @croc560
      @croc560 9 років тому +26

      But Liam didn't need the help of somebody with a mental disability.

    • @Sodasaman
      @Sodasaman 9 років тому +1

      William Roney marine biology is my speciality after all

  • @natty187
    @natty187 8 років тому +730

    film one: girl gets taken in Europe; film two: let's go on holiday in Europe to get over this...
    doh

    • @eosphoros1442
      @eosphoros1442 8 років тому +95

      +Nathan Matthew Yeah, Europe is just like that. Everyone waiting to kidnap Americans ... I don't know why, it's cultural ...

    • @natty187
      @natty187 8 років тому +29

      just normal to have grenades being thrown around and stuff ;) lol

    • @jirimasa5143
      @jirimasa5143 8 років тому +1

      +Nathan Matthew well, Istanbul...

    • @moist_captain
      @moist_captain 8 років тому +1

      huge gliche: starring liam wait...... oh yes... niison? neison?

    • @JustFlemishMe
      @JustFlemishMe 8 років тому +4

      +Nathan Matthew Because Paris = Istanbul, or France = Turkey. Turkey is more Asia than it's Europe, and Istanbul is literally on the edge.

  • @tenaarfeiri7164
    @tenaarfeiri7164 8 років тому +261

    "Sending Americans everywhere an important message: Don't go to Europe!"
    ... ... It almost seems like this trilogy could've been made by Europeans specifically to deter Americans wanting to visit Europe.

    • @logandachaos
      @logandachaos 8 років тому +6

      sounds legit

    • @CeCe25234
      @CeCe25234 8 років тому +41

      they're on to us i repeat the americans are on to us

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 8 років тому

      +Pia Tozan 😃😃😃😃😃

    • @yvettej.9896
      @yvettej.9896 8 років тому +2

      +Tenaar Feiri She was "taken" by the French and it has been said that they do not like Americans. Haha!

    • @terrinmartin9104
      @terrinmartin9104 8 років тому

      hmmmm?

  • @Scrooge042
    @Scrooge042 9 років тому +78

    I love how the American couple in these movies are played by Neeson (Irish) and Janssen (Dutch). They're written and produced by the French Luc Besson. Perhaps Taken is part of an elaborate European conspiracy to keep American tourists away?

    • @Thelemonlicorice
      @Thelemonlicorice 11 місяців тому

      mr worldwide

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 6 місяців тому +1

      Completely pointless, because I don't know why anyone would go to Europe unless they've been kidnapp- er, taken

    • @kelleyk28
      @kelleyk28 5 місяців тому

      I knew there was another reason besides Neeson to watch this series. I love Besson's movies.

  • @AnsemRev
    @AnsemRev 9 років тому +129

    I love how the trailer points out that there are two categories of people.
    1. People that don't want their throats destroyed
    2. People that do want their throats destroyed

  • @shivaniraju791
    @shivaniraju791 8 років тому +817

    when his family is kidnaaaaa...i mean taken .... i lost it !!! XD XD XD XD

  • @jdiaz092009
    @jdiaz092009 7 років тому +483

    "She left the country to follow u2?! ugh I rather be taken" lmao.

    • @thereal80sfan
      @thereal80sfan 5 років тому +7

      Amen.

    • @thomaskittock2866
      @thomaskittock2866 4 роки тому +9

      U2 is the greatest rock band alive today.

    • @CptDieHard
      @CptDieHard 4 роки тому +23

      @@thomaskittock2866 It's almost like a conspiracy. I've never heard of anyone who listens to or likes U2

    • @thomaskittock2866
      @thomaskittock2866 4 роки тому +10

      @@CptDieHard Okay...? And I know several people who adore them. 70+ million people have heard of them too.

    • @thesaim1036
      @thesaim1036 4 роки тому +10

      Thomas Kittock I really wish downvoting comments on UA-cam would actually do something sometimes...

  • @tiffsner
    @tiffsner 9 років тому +52

    "Sending an important message: Don't go to Europe!"
    SO TRUE! Whenever I say I'm saving up for a trip to go with my friends, they reference this movie!

    • @dextermorgan4686
      @dextermorgan4686 Рік тому +7

      Makes totally sense. I would also never travel to the USA, bc "Dexter", "Hannibal", "Criminal Minds", "The Silence of the Lambs", "Psycho", "Seven", etc. have taught me that America is full of (Serial) Killers.

  • @Downloader3008
    @Downloader3008 9 років тому +153

    i laughed way too hard at the Liam's Nissan part...

    • @kameleon2.074
      @kameleon2.074 9 років тому +1

      Same!! haha!

    • @Realracer1998
      @Realracer1998 9 років тому

      LPLP I almost died :D

    • @edmann00
      @edmann00 9 років тому +1

      Downloader3008 I laughed so hard my voice was almost ...taken :D

  • @filmgirlLisa
    @filmgirlLisa 8 років тому +810

    "At some point you have to consider maybe he's a bad parent."

    • @excellentcollins
      @excellentcollins 8 років тому +1

      XD

    • @lewiswells384
      @lewiswells384 8 років тому +28

      +filmgirlLisa Deadpool ;)

    • @deathbymazda
      @deathbymazda 7 років тому +17

      I had a dream I took Liam Neeson's daughter. He just wasn't having it.

    • @nathanmarsh7976
      @nathanmarsh7976 5 років тому +2

      I believe that's what the man himself said when asked about doing "4"

    • @MT-zu2uq
      @MT-zu2uq 4 роки тому +8

      Well, he was the one who was against her going to Europe in the first place, so maybe the mom was the bad parent for enabling her.

  • @timr8159
    @timr8159 8 років тому +427

    Liam's Nissan did it...I'm crying!

  • @TheLoneLoony
    @TheLoneLoony 9 років тому +242

    Fun fact: When Liam Nissan first read the script to "Taken", he thought it was going to be Straight-to-DVD.

    • @mneeson94
      @mneeson94 9 років тому +9

      Liam who?

    • @TheLoneLoony
      @TheLoneLoony 9 років тому +2

      mneeson94 ...The main character of this movie.

    • @mneeson94
      @mneeson94 9 років тому +4

      TheLoneLoony I know that, he's my cousin, you just spelled my last name wrong...

    • @TheLoneLoony
      @TheLoneLoony 9 років тому +1

      mneeson94 fixed

    • @mneeson94
      @mneeson94 9 років тому

      TheLoneLoony lol

  • @DamBaker95
    @DamBaker95 9 років тому +21

    I really laughed at: "No one in Europe is safe from Liam Neeson" and you see him looking through a telescope :D

  • @lorrainelou4449
    @lorrainelou4449 3 роки тому +54

    I played the “when his family is kidnaaaaa I mean taken” part at least three times and I died every time 😂🤣💀😭

    • @PsychoThirteen
      @PsychoThirteen 11 місяців тому

      same with the "third and final takening!", "the worlds Irishniest American." and "Liam's Nissan".

  • @blue-eyedfangirl8760
    @blue-eyedfangirl8760 7 років тому +247

    Liam Neeson is a jedi master, zeus, and aslan. Why on earth would you try to hurt his family?

    • @MrTanley99
      @MrTanley99 7 років тому +53

      He's also Ras al ghul as well

    • @MrTanley99
      @MrTanley99 7 років тому +17

      He's also Ras Al Ghul as well

    • @glykera
      @glykera 4 роки тому +5

      It's cause they don't have American movies in Eastern Europe 😋

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac 4 роки тому +4

      And hung like a horse in "Kinsey".

    • @thejohnson2328
      @thejohnson2328 4 роки тому +3

      Right, he could fight against John wick and hitman ant once

  • @RichWharton
    @RichWharton 9 років тому +65

    Absolutely shocked that no mention was made about Maggie Grace's character's habit of just yelling someone's name (DAD!!/MOM!! etc) and then running toward them like a drunk Bambi, limbs heading in random directions. Happens at least 6 times across both films, and I'd have had money on this being the focal point of a joke in an Honest Trailer....

    • @christianbrix4311
      @christianbrix4311 8 місяців тому +2

      Thank you! This is the comment I was looking for. The one that stands out to me is when Mills arrives for her birthday party, and she runs towards him in a way that made me question whether she has cerebral palsy and I missed that fact. Also an extremely annoying character, played by an actress who is both devoid of any talent and a decade too old for the role

  • @7Namjoon
    @7Namjoon 9 років тому +472

    So she went to Europe to follow the band U2 around? As in that same band I cant get off my fucking iphone

    • @micolepalomo5114
      @micolepalomo5114 9 років тому +17

      I thought i was the only one! Lol

    • @Willams78
      @Willams78 9 років тому +6

      Lol! Man I have that same problem. U2 just made its way on my I phone.

    • @1Dyermaker
      @1Dyermaker 9 років тому +2

      U2 is not even that bad.

    • @7Namjoon
      @7Namjoon 9 років тому +12

      Googlewhythefuckdoyou Letmetakethisstupidname Nobody said it was bad. I still don't want them on my phone though

    • @sandrasurchi3598
      @sandrasurchi3598 9 років тому +4

      BandsAreLifeBruh I had to watch 50 tutorials on how to remove them aaha

  • @Zachary_Sweis
    @Zachary_Sweis 8 років тому +277

    The only problem I had with the first film was U2. What teenager in 2009 likes U2?
    Liam's Nissan had me bawlin'.

  • @obsessivecompulsiveperson5866
    @obsessivecompulsiveperson5866 8 років тому +88

    "The World's oldest teenager" :))

  • @internziko
    @internziko 8 років тому +144

    These honest trailers have seriously the best writing I've heard in a while. Keep up the good work guys

  • @Fighterpilot555
    @Fighterpilot555 9 років тому +101

    Say, "I feel so... Worn... And stretched... Like a single book, panned out into three movies"

    • @TheFukkles
      @TheFukkles 9 років тому +3

      You're a hero for posting this. Thank you.

    • @YodragonWasTaken
      @YodragonWasTaken 9 років тому

      TheFukkles Get this man a medal!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 7 років тому +28

    "A very particular set of skills that make him a nightmare to all people who don't want their throats destroyed."
    Ha! 🤣

  • @AlhamRana
    @AlhamRana 6 років тому +345

    The Oldest Teenager.. I'm dead..

  • @splewy
    @splewy 9 років тому +501

    Taken
    Taken 2: Takener
    Taken 3: Takenest

    • @TheodoreGrammar
      @TheodoreGrammar 9 років тому +97

      Taken 4: Retaken...the reckoning

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 9 років тому +3

      Teddy Graham haha! I think you nailed it!

    • @AlexSmith-nj3br
      @AlexSmith-nj3br 9 років тому +4

      Teddy Graham Haha, best one yet

    • @acepoker9668
      @acepoker9668 9 років тому +19

      Xezatt Taken 6:Kill Bill

    • @RichardHorpe
      @RichardHorpe 9 років тому +13

      Taken: the awakening

  • @taylorgang221000
    @taylorgang221000 9 років тому +73

    Do an honest trailer of the hangover trilogy

    • @HyouVizer
      @HyouVizer 9 років тому +5

      you think they've already done that by now but nope lol

    • @karljohnson668
      @karljohnson668 9 років тому

      Ya make a honest trailer for hangover!!!!! What are u for?

  • @brandifeekes8339
    @brandifeekes8339 8 років тому +38

    "Stay vengeful my friends" lol

  • @jim191185
    @jim191185 8 років тому +30

    I would pay all of my money to see Liam Neeson literally tear down the Eiffel Tower.

  • @CerberusLives
    @CerberusLives 9 років тому +151

    Taken 3, the final one? Nah, in the pipeline are undoubtedly:
    Taken 4: Taken Out The Trash
    Taken 5: Having Your Taken Eating It Too
    Taken 6: Taken The Piss.

    • @6Rock6God6
      @6Rock6God6 9 років тому +11

      It's Taken: 4 ever

    • @CerberusLives
      @CerberusLives 9 років тому +13

      Taken 10: Take 'n' Bake.

    • @IAmNotYourBuddy
      @IAmNotYourBuddy 9 років тому +7

      Taken in He11

    • @LOLking24680
      @LOLking24680 9 років тому +2

      IAmNotYourBuddy taken12 (2012)

    • @crazychris4124
      @crazychris4124 9 років тому +11

      "Taken 2 The Cleaners" would have been a good name for the 2nd movie

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 9 років тому +12

    Tooken : When Frodo's friend is abducted while outside of the Shire, he will travel across Middle Earth to get him back. He has a specific set of skills to help him, which includes but is not limited to, putting on a magic ring that turns him invisible, crying while backing away slowly in horror and unsheathing a sword that glows when danger is around.

  • @hassaneljebyly4347
    @hassaneljebyly4347 7 років тому +124

    when his family is kidnaaa😝😝i mean taken
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂

  • @joshuahuq
    @joshuahuq 6 років тому +13

    3:16 This is pure irony, because Tooken is an actual spoof film based on Taken.

  • @andmicbro1
    @andmicbro1 9 років тому +17

    Oh my, this is one of the funnier trailers screen junkies has done lately. It perfectly nails how ridiculous the Taken movies are, and how that also makes them awesome. Man this was hilarious!

  • @pokedoctor2087
    @pokedoctor2087 9 років тому +57

    Say "Dr. House Tricked me into studying medicine and it's not so fun at all"

    • @pokedoctor2087
      @pokedoctor2087 9 років тому +25

      Also, could you guys please do and Honest TV trailer on Dr. House?

    • @ChristophGangrel
      @ChristophGangrel 9 років тому

      *****
      YESSSS!!!! And then Dexter!!!

    • @revamp2334
      @revamp2334 9 років тому +2

      Definitely an honest trailer for Dr.house

    • @FreeSlaveWard
      @FreeSlaveWard 9 років тому

      They have to do Lost.

  • @chicograndeblast
    @chicograndeblast 8 років тому +113

    You guys should do The Shining.

    • @alecdaley6105
      @alecdaley6105 7 років тому +5

      +Carlos Salgado-Alicea You mean "Shinning"

    • @disturbedlife5691
      @disturbedlife5691 7 років тому +4

      Alec Daley shut up boy! Ya wanna get suuued?

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 7 років тому +4

      Beeeeeeeeeeeeewbs

  • @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._-
    @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._- 8 років тому +135

    First they took his daughter, then they took his wife... now they take his dog.

    • @RKNELIAS
      @RKNELIAS 8 років тому +19

      +ArmchairIntelligence But that is John Wick

    • @pruray
      @pruray 4 роки тому +2

      That's John wick dude.

    • @pruray
      @pruray 4 роки тому

      There literally is a movie about that. But then who doesn't love dogs.

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 3 роки тому

      The interesting part is he gets even madder when they take his dog.

    • @roelmartinvandervelde9407
      @roelmartinvandervelde9407 3 роки тому

      They had better not touch his car and give him a pencil.

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 9 років тому +469

    Taken us long enough

  • @convictor11
    @convictor11 9 років тому +320

    Honest trailer for The Interview

  • @MrBellyar
    @MrBellyar 8 років тому +16

    You're joking about throats, but it's actually the second most effective way to disable a person. You don't think that Liam hitting villains balls would be as awesome looking do you?

  • @thebelt24
    @thebelt24 8 років тому +7

    Holy hell the neck destruction joke had me reeling, amazing job!

  • @ImARealDuck
    @ImARealDuck 9 років тому +160

    Dear mr. Epic voice guy from UA-cam. This is my 7th message, saying PLEASE PLEASE JUST SAY: "Quack quack quack" :(

    • @MrKennyCakemouth
      @MrKennyCakemouth 9 років тому +3

      i've asked him a million times to say ''wake me... when you need me'' from halo 3. one day man one day

    • @thomasjeff8242
      @thomasjeff8242 9 років тому

      i think he said that already......

    • @DuskPShermanWallaby123
      @DuskPShermanWallaby123 9 років тому

      MrKennyCakemouth didn't he say that?

    • @MrKennyCakemouth
      @MrKennyCakemouth 9 років тому

      Carnivorous Turtle He did? :O when?

    • @DuskPShermanWallaby123
      @DuskPShermanWallaby123 9 років тому

      MrKennyCakemouth Oh.. I dunno, I thought the line sounded familiar though..

  • @LaptopGamingDude
    @LaptopGamingDude 9 років тому +54

    Liam's Nissan. Well played...well played...

  • @Alikalkandelen
    @Alikalkandelen 8 років тому +13

    This was my most favorite Honest Trailer Yet...

  • @LunchBXcrue
    @LunchBXcrue 8 років тому +36

    I used to want Morgan freeman to read me bed time stories, but now I want Liam neeson to tuck me in

  • @DOA220
    @DOA220 9 років тому +20

    just watched taken last night... I REAL-LEEAM impressed

    • @DOA220
      @DOA220 9 років тому +9

      You may say... I was Breath-TAKEN

    • @Walker-ow7vj
      @Walker-ow7vj 9 років тому +2

      Seeing these terrible jokes i was TAKEN from this world

    • @HumanBehindMask
      @HumanBehindMask 9 років тому +2

      These puns will be TAKEN too far.

    • @stankwedge4553
      @stankwedge4553 9 років тому

      Last week I left my computer on the subway, I came back to see if it was still there, but it was TAKEN, to add to insult some homeless black guy said, "Yo shit got TOOKED!!!!"

    • @purefatdude2
      @purefatdude2 9 років тому

      TheWalkingDead1444
      i guess you TAKEN the pun away from the sentence. Oh wait... shit.

  • @screenjunkies
    @screenjunkies  9 років тому +760

    America's about to get #Taken for the third time! So revisit the first two Takenings, which prove that Liam Neeson should pretty much stay out of Europe.
    #HonestTrailers

    • @mic_cabe94
      @mic_cabe94 9 років тому +14

      Do 21 and 22 Jump Street

    • @henriquefernandes3447
      @henriquefernandes3447 9 років тому +13

      you guys should do the original mad max movies before the new one comes out.

    • @georjeanortega11
      @georjeanortega11 9 років тому +8

      HONEST TRAILERS - BIG HERO 6 PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    • @deshaunruiz3994
      @deshaunruiz3994 9 років тому +9

      Argo
      Say: When Gotham falls, then you have my permission to die

    • @noelrodriguez6625
      @noelrodriguez6625 9 років тому +5

      Say: is mayonnaise an instrument?

  • @alucardelrojo8675
    @alucardelrojo8675 7 років тому +30

    Kim bauer????
    Why are you so fu#$%& accurate.

  • @wallyr.7854
    @wallyr.7854 4 роки тому +10

    I love these Honest Trailers, they make my day 😆

  • @zolniu
    @zolniu 9 років тому +80

    3:23
    ENG: sooo on Americans maps of Europe, there still is Czechoslovakia... ?! Wow...I guess 22 years is not enough for geopolitical news to reach other side of the Atlantic :)

    • @SamoMalo2
      @SamoMalo2 9 років тому +15

      Everybody knows Hungary is the capital of Europe :)

    • @Mitche23
      @Mitche23 9 років тому +7

      ***** I thought Europe was a country and they speak french there.

    • @Bounzztothabeat
      @Bounzztothabeat 9 років тому +1

      ***** ...and Russia is the capital of Africa?

    • @aerysiitargaryen-theabsolu4880
      @aerysiitargaryen-theabsolu4880 9 років тому

      Germany is reunited on the map. It was probably made around 1991.

    • @RetryOfHealGuy
      @RetryOfHealGuy 9 років тому +2

      Why the heck should people know about other places that aren't even in their own country? Im from fucking Asia, and i couldn't give a flying fuck about parts of Malaysia or Indonesia

  • @jesuschrist1953
    @jesuschrist1953 9 років тому +31

    -Liam Neeson
    -Liam Neeson's knees, son
    -Liam Neeson's niece on his knees, son
    -He's on a Nissan

  • @JS-vk9zp
    @JS-vk9zp 8 років тому +4

    bahaha - i loved the "skills that make him a nightmare for people who don't want their throats destroyed" line followed by all scenes of him karate chopping people's throats

  • @bobcharlotte8724
    @bobcharlotte8724 7 років тому +56

    ...kidnaaaaa... I mean taken hahahahahahaha

  • @gretjoz
    @gretjoz 9 років тому +215

    *Legend of Korra* honest trailer pls!

    • @gid519
      @gid519 9 років тому +6

      oh god that show is BAD!

    • @NomadicArchives
      @NomadicArchives 9 років тому +15

      TGMG How?

    • @gid519
      @gid519 9 років тому +5

      TheRandomzJake its just is.

    • @jackandjulia4133
      @jackandjulia4133 9 років тому

      Because it's a children's' anime...

    • @AgentMercer
      @AgentMercer 9 років тому +11

      Legend of Korra is shit, a forced extension of the Avatar series (which was actually good)

  • @TheDocbach
    @TheDocbach 9 років тому +18

    I never did notice all of the throat destruction. Now that's all I am going to think about when seeing these films.
    Oh, heres a challenge. Try making an honest trailer on Liam Neeson`s The Gray. Trying to put a funny spin on that one is like trying to pick fly shit out of a pepper shaker with 16 oz. boxing gloves while drunk.

    • @E3ECO
      @E3ECO 9 років тому

      "The Gray" would be too easy. It's two hours of male angst with more stupidity than a Dumb and Dumber movie.

    • @TheDocbach
      @TheDocbach 9 років тому +1

      *****
      I can definitely see the angst part. I don't remember all of the stupidity though.

    • @E3ECO
      @E3ECO 9 років тому +1

      E Bach Just about everything they did was the opposite of what we were taught at survival school. They practically begged the wilderness to kill them. Leaving the wreckage was their worst mistake, but there were others.

  • @mckill85
    @mckill85 4 роки тому +3

    The Uber driver line....I nearly spat out my G&T 😂

  • @epoen2012
    @epoen2012 2 роки тому +3

    That Kim Bauer line is epic lmao

  • @Killermike2178
    @Killermike2178 9 років тому +38

    Say "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads."

    • @pokedoctor2087
      @pokedoctor2087 9 років тому +5

      They should totally do a Back to the future trilogy since it's 2015 and all!

    • @Killermike2178
      @Killermike2178 9 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure they will, since it's the 30th anniversary of the first movie. They can also make fun of predictions they made of 2015 they got right and wrong.

    • @TeamSolution
      @TeamSolution 9 років тому

      He already said that on one of his Gaming Trailers

    • @Killermike2178
      @Killermike2178 9 років тому

      Not everybody watches the game trailers...

    • @TeamSolution
      @TeamSolution 9 років тому

      Umm, never said they did...?

  • @alaskawinter923
    @alaskawinter923 9 років тому +199

    Taken 3: The Takening

    • @maxmustsleep
      @maxmustsleep 9 років тому +57

      i prefer the spinoff:
      Taken: From Behind

    • @Sodasaman
      @Sodasaman 9 років тому +4

      Listen carefully, you will be takenised

    • @halsoy
      @halsoy 9 років тому

      I thought it was "Tooked".

    • @xickin
      @xickin 9 років тому +3

      Taken 4: Takener

    • @faraday1548
      @faraday1548 9 років тому +10

      Taken 4: They took the dog!

  • @misterviciogames9207
    @misterviciogames9207 8 років тому +8

    No one in Europe is safe from Liam Neeson... hahahaha I lost it

  • @Crazymindplow
    @Crazymindplow 8 років тому +44

    I practice Qui-Gon-Do

    • @Crazymindplow
      @Crazymindplow 8 років тому +2

      +Yuri Vladamir yes, but only when the bullet gets throttled by my monthly data cap.

  • @kharnthecuddly3483
    @kharnthecuddly3483 9 років тому +12

    It actually makes sense to aim for the throat, since it cuts off oxygen, if briefly, and also stuns the person you attacked.

  • @IRussian007
    @IRussian007 9 років тому +7

    "stay vengeful my friends" Hahaha, that was hilarious

  • @CaseNumber00
    @CaseNumber00 8 років тому +30

    Didnt even mention that the daughters friend was also kidna...taken too but never showed up again. Assumed dead.

    • @coryhuntington13
      @coryhuntington13 8 років тому +18

      he found her dead when he entered their house she was upstairs in the bed she was still handcuffed to the bed

    • @jackbaxter2223
      @jackbaxter2223 8 років тому +1

      +CaseNumber00 He rescued her but when he left to destroy some Eastern European throats he returned to find her dead.

    • @katelyntran7390
      @katelyntran7390 8 років тому +1

      It was actually her cousin not her friend

    • @TheBoxingNinja
      @TheBoxingNinja 8 років тому +7

      +CaseNumber00
      He found her. She died of an over dose.

    • @kenstoner882
      @kenstoner882 8 років тому

      Wht a dumbass

  • @se7enwonders
    @se7enwonders 6 років тому +7

    " no one in Europe is safe from Liam Neeson ..." ... "the third and final takening ..." LMAO ~ Y'all kill me.

  • @AdamVZ89
    @AdamVZ89 9 років тому +54

    Lost it at "TOOKEN" LMAo

    • @Lego6979
      @Lego6979 9 років тому +1

      Adam VanderZouwen I don't even get it.

    • @uzi987
      @uzi987 9 років тому

      WAY too late to lose it, the trailer ended when you lost it.

  • @SirWeibrot
    @SirWeibrot 9 років тому +107

    Say: "You have failed this city!"

    • @aemzso
      @aemzso 9 років тому +9

      Arrow *^* Awesome

    • @SirWeibrot
      @SirWeibrot 9 років тому +8

      Yup :D
      He could also say:
      "My name... is Olliver Queen.
      After 5 years on a hellish island I've come home with only one goal:
      To safe... my... City.
      But to do so I can't be the killer I once was. To honor my friends memory I must be someone else.
      I must be.... something.... else!
      Previously on Arrow."

    • @astonmatheson4945
      @astonmatheson4945 9 років тому +3

      You my friend...are amazing

    • @SirWeibrot
      @SirWeibrot 9 років тому

      Aston Matheson haha thank you :D

    • @keebs9375
      @keebs9375 9 років тому

      You just made my day

  • @mikep5329
    @mikep5329 7 років тому +28

    Liam's Nissan!

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture 3 роки тому +2

    Throat destruction @ 1:15 😂😂😂

  • @scratch12367
    @scratch12367 9 років тому +6

    i love honest trailers because it points out errors that i did not notice that i feel i should have.great job guys ! keep it up

  • @nami4069
    @nami4069 9 років тому +7

    Taken 4: Where's My Dog
    Taken 5: Where's My Daughter's Dog
    Taken 6: Where Did My Dog Take My Daughter
    Taken 7: Where's My Toaster Oven
    Taken 8: Got My Oven but Lost My Frozen Pizza
    Taken 9: Where's My House
    Taken 10: So Many Sequels He's So Old That He's Taken to a Retirement Home

  • @kokalj777
    @kokalj777 7 років тому +3

    "Skills such as junkie rehabilitation" LOOOL :D

  • @etremespeed1007
    @etremespeed1007 2 роки тому +2

    When his family is kidnaa...i mean taken 🤣🤣🤣 LOL

  • @mr.awesomecatfuzzypants2989
    @mr.awesomecatfuzzypants2989 9 років тому +6

    I'm having an Honest Trailers marathon over here and just gotta say that you guys are absolutely amazing! They are hilarious!.....keep up the excellent work! Oh and please tell the voice over guy I want to hire him to officiate my funeral. When I'm dead.

  • @DianaSalazarKSR
    @DianaSalazarKSR 9 років тому +70

    Do a LUCY Honest Trailer!!!!

    • @fuckenps3
      @fuckenps3 9 років тому

      Needs to be destroyed.

    • @morganmememachine466
      @morganmememachine466 9 років тому

      I second this!

    • @1832Khaled
      @1832Khaled 9 років тому

      They've already done it

    • @fuckenps3
      @fuckenps3 9 років тому +1

      No they didn't
      /playlist?list=PL86F4D497FD3CACCE

    • @1832Khaled
      @1832Khaled 9 років тому

      Maybe it's not in the playlist, but I saw it and it was very funny xD

  • @df4291
    @df4291 4 роки тому +4

    "But most of all, he's a nightmare for people who don't want their throats destroyed.." lmaoooo

  • @abdulmajeedsalahbarabaa3938
    @abdulmajeedsalahbarabaa3938 7 років тому +43

    who is watching this in 2016 ?
    liam's nissan lool

  • @thomathansidvil3881
    @thomathansidvil3881 9 років тому +5

    Please say: "I'm Mr. Crowbar. And this is my friend, who is also a crowbar."

  • @pvtrichardsonbr
    @pvtrichardsonbr 9 років тому +11

    Lmfao I never noticed how many throats got fucked up on these movies

  • @gamerax2001
    @gamerax2001 8 років тому +1

    "I practice Qui-Gsn-Do" and I love screenjunkies! Keep the laughs coming!

  • @MrSteeljazz
    @MrSteeljazz 7 років тому

    Actually, it's "I'm of a mind to make some mookie." Just don't ask me what mookie is. You're welcome.
    Well done, Screen Junkies. I enjoy your Honest Trailers. Way to go, Mr. Bailey. That is one impressive epic voice you have there.

  • @MaartenvanRossemLezingen
    @MaartenvanRossemLezingen 9 років тому +25

    Notice the U2 tour map at the end. On it, Chechoslovakia exists yet Yugoslavia doesn't.

    • @DonColonel
      @DonColonel 9 років тому +7

      What is this the 1980s?

    • @Agnessa92
      @Agnessa92 9 років тому +2

      pause at 3:23 and you'll see "Yugosla..." below Liam's hand.

    • @robertjusic9097
      @robertjusic9097 9 років тому +2

      ***** And Croatia isn´t in Yugoslavia o.O

    • @Nightraven26
      @Nightraven26 9 років тому +1

      I think while Montenegro was still a part of Serbia it was called Yugoslavia, even after Croatia and Slovenia left. That's why NATO bombed Yugoslavia, I think

    • @CuibusAlecs
      @CuibusAlecs 9 років тому

      Proof that americans suck at geography

  • @lordblazer
    @lordblazer 9 років тому +3

    Taken 2 was awesome. I guess because I use to live in Istanbul it's one of my favorite cities in the world behind Osaka and Singapore and Marrakech.

    • @czechchineseamerican
      @czechchineseamerican 9 років тому

      Enes Nadir Comoglu I think it was implied that one of the major reasons why blazer liked Taken 2 were the scenic (or seemingly scenic, I haven't been there) shots of Istanbul.

  • @TheGoodfella2012
    @TheGoodfella2012 2 роки тому +1

    1:27 LMAO "Kidna...aaaa I mean taken"
    2:11 The daughter, Maggie Grace was born in '83. Movie released in 2008 making her about 26 LOL

  • @sakhipradhanani5842
    @sakhipradhanani5842 7 років тому +46

    Is it me or nobody notice that he saved his daughter what about other girls which still there 😑😑😑

    • @calm_compost
      @calm_compost 4 роки тому +16

      Probably their dads are on their way...😁

    • @MahdiShibly
      @MahdiShibly 4 роки тому +14

      @@calm_compost their dads don't have particular set of skills 😂

    • @jamesteodoro9204
      @jamesteodoro9204 3 роки тому

      @@MahdiShibly lol, nice one

    • @chandanv8769
      @chandanv8769 2 роки тому

      There were 12 of them and all were dead due to over dose it was mentioned in the movie.

  • @SeriAutumn
    @SeriAutumn 9 років тому +4

    "Don't go to Europe" - that made me laugh so hard, epic!

  • @Jeanmat
    @Jeanmat 9 років тому +29

    As a challenge, do Bourne Identity! pls?

    • @Jeanmat
      @Jeanmat 9 років тому

      The first movie, not the shitty Legacy one

    • @Mystikhatgirl
      @Mystikhatgirl 9 років тому

      I love bourne legacy soooo shuuuuuut

    • @Jeanmat
      @Jeanmat 9 років тому

      ***** Good point

    • @Mystikhatgirl
      @Mystikhatgirl 9 років тому

      I don't mean this is z perfect movie, but jeremy renner was really great, and the action is amazing

    • @mialili669
      @mialili669 9 років тому

      hah my cousin was desh in the bourne ultimatum :D

  • @kleetus92
    @kleetus92 8 років тому +17

    Lol... stay vengeful my friends...

  • @orderofcaligula9716
    @orderofcaligula9716 6 років тому

    "Liam's Nissan" the word play on these honest trailers videos are wild lol

  • @elijahmiller323
    @elijahmiller323 9 років тому +4

    I just thought of the greatest Honest Trailer idea:
    *Honest Trailers - SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS THE MOVIE*
    like this if you want Screen Junkies to see it and do it.

  • @PewDiePieFan24
    @PewDiePieFan24 9 років тому +4

    When I went to see Taken 3 at theaters, I parked next to a Nissan. I couldn't resist making the "Liam Nissan" Joke.

  • @Xenophontes
    @Xenophontes 6 років тому +1

    Stay Vengeful my friends. hahahaha that was brilliant

  • @rurutherussian
    @rurutherussian 8 років тому +2

    LMFAOOO 😂😂😂 I almost pissed myself at the throat compilation