a kid being able to scare adults on halloween is literally an equivalent of the hardest achivement in a game, only possible 1 day a year, very specific requirements and unobtainable after a period of time, my congratz to the unabomber lookalike
The janitor looking at the toilet that is literally painted a bright yellow, the same color yellow as his paint that mysteriously disappeared "Dayuuuum, these kids are unhydrated!"
They probably changed it after people abused it for raunchy gags like Goatse-ing the person on the other end, but I do think they did have it work that at some point.
Frozen pee bottle story at the end is exactly why I've never allowed myself to entertain the thought of peeing in a bottle. I can tell it's the type of slippery slope where once you do it even once, you've validated it as an option in your mind and you'll never truly be able to get rid of the temptation since you KNOW you can do it.
I have only ever seen Coney get the Like/Subscribe buttons to light up once and it was by accident in a React Wars. Coney says "Like, the video is...." and that particular pause and cadence triggered it. What a strange and tortured life it must be to only achieve your goals by accident and not even notice.
I usually can’t tune in to these streams, so idk if my stories have been read or not, and if they have they never made it to UA-cam. But goddamn I love this series. Every episode has at least one story that makes me laugh till I’m breathless.
If I had a nickel for every time a Coney viewer peed into a water gun bottle and let it fester for months befire it got sprayed on someone and then submitted to tale into hit Twitch TV Show Cringe Confessional I would have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's wierd that it happened twice
On the Kinect Adventures picture story, you just *know* that there must have been a ton of people playing that game just for sole purposes of Goatse-ing the person on the other end. I wonder if there was ever a time where two Goatse acolytes ended up doing it to each other instead of their planned target of a random innocent person.
I think what coney should do is pull up a video where someone says "Hit that like button" and it actually lights up, and just play that audio, because clearly he's doing it wrong
7:51 I've lived in a "rich neighborhood" most of my life. There's another rich neighborhood right next to ours so it's common practice for kids on both sides to cross-over during trick-or-treat. One year me and my sister strategically planned and ended up with 10 lbs of candy, soda, and chips (we weighed it on the bathroom scale). Rich neighborhood Halloweens are awesome.
The Annoying Orange story had me keeled over laughing in bed gasping for breath. Just the mental image of that stupid fucking laugh reverberating throughout a dead-silent classroom had me wheezing. Hardest I've ever laughed watching a Cringe Confessional.
The text to speech voice is hilarious when it tries certain words when on the fart story when it try’s to copy. The fart sound with every single letter individually tries to say every letter one by one the voice crack on the word fart and the Halloween story when it pronounces face paint as fassy paint
At my music summer camp, my cabin had almost the _exact_ same ritual with the “mixing all the leftover sh*t together after we ate” deal. Didn’t have any major fiascos like the story, but I’m pretty some of the things out lunch table creates would have similar affects to cyanide if ingested.
I remember someone similar who happened to make some food amalgamations, but she put them in a milk carton and called it the milk shake. One time she poured the milk shake out on the tray as it was in the middle of the table, and I saw it pulsing... I wonder if that milkshake's still alive or not sometimes
26:50 literally no joke true. all of my siblings when they were very very little got into the habit of taking one of those clear plastic baggies, pissing/shitting in it, and hiding it under a bunk bed. this went on for a long time
If I had a nickel for every time someone has filled a water gun with pee on the cringe confessional I'd have two nickels... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
I'm still waiting in terror for my submission to eventually make it into one of these videos every time they pop up, yet I come back anyway just in case it does
One thing I like to think about is how the people in these stories went on to play competitive smash bros (assuming most people in the coney stream play)
13:25 bro it’s on tv and in movies. Lots of 90’s and early 2000 kids movies have a bully or hero with a piss super soaker. Usually cuz it was funny gross out humor
a kid being able to scare adults on halloween is literally an equivalent of the hardest achivement in a game, only possible 1 day a year, very specific requirements and unobtainable after a period of time, my congratz to the unabomber lookalike
I'm completely convinced Coney has disabled the like and subscribe animations
My cringe confessional was almost falling for this
Well played
ibe been fooled
Same
I legit thought it was a joke until a saw it happen on a different video like last week. My world was shattered.
The janitor looking at the toilet that is literally painted a bright yellow, the same color yellow as his paint that mysteriously disappeared
"Dayuuuum, these kids are unhydrated!"
I pour my heart out telling you my fake boob TSA story and you include me in the pee episode. Unbelievable this guy
That's our streamer
as a fellow trans girly i felt your pain ty for that story
nah deserved
Brisket PFP. Based.
That story was a straight up nightmare scenario, I'm so sorry that happened to you and am glad you're ok.
I love when coney pops his ult and begs like a dog for our likes and subscriptions. Beg content boy beg
hi ace
@@Uni_the_best1 hi Uni
This post owns, great work
Hi ace
@@g0ldenrayz hi golden :catjump:
Well at least it's not a "Brown" cringe confessional.
im sure a handful of episodes already classify as "brown" cringe confessionals
WEEEOOO WEEEOOO WEEN REFRENCE WEEEOOO WEEEOOO PRAISE THE BOOGNISH WEEEOOO
As someone who played Kinect Adventures, I can confirm it does not show your images to your opponent online thankfully
They probably changed it after people abused it for raunchy gags like Goatse-ing the person on the other end, but I do think they did have it work that at some point.
I'm rewatching all the cringe confessionals right now, this couldn't be better timing
Frozen pee bottle story at the end is exactly why I've never allowed myself to entertain the thought of peeing in a bottle. I can tell it's the type of slippery slope where once you do it even once, you've validated it as an option in your mind and you'll never truly be able to get rid of the temptation since you KNOW you can do it.
I have only ever seen Coney get the Like/Subscribe buttons to light up once and it was by accident in a React Wars. Coney says "Like, the video is...." and that particular pause and cadence triggered it. What a strange and tortured life it must be to only achieve your goals by accident and not even notice.
i love how combining all the shitty school lunch food into one big amalgamation is a borderline unanimous experience
The cringe confessionals are my all time favorite type of content from Coney
They are absolute cinema
This and react wars are the two best imo. I miss react wars so much, its probably my favorite while my gf's favorite is cringe confessionals
Bro if I ever start streaming or anything at all am using Coney's "Yeah I am the Unabomber!" Sound board clip whenever someone subs.
I usually can’t tune in to these streams, so idk if my stories have been read or not, and if they have they never made it to UA-cam. But goddamn I love this series. Every episode has at least one story that makes me laugh till I’m breathless.
Coneys ablity to talk without going "umm" or without stuttering is so impressive
Getting beer commercials during each piss story is horrific.
The mirror boxing guy was shadow boxing like he was in Baki.
If I had a nickel for every time a Coney viewer peed into a water gun bottle and let it fester for months befire it got sprayed on someone and then submitted to tale into hit Twitch TV Show Cringe Confessional I would have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's wierd that it happened twice
On the Kinect Adventures picture story, you just *know* that there must have been a ton of people playing that game just for sole purposes of Goatse-ing the person on the other end. I wonder if there was ever a time where two Goatse acolytes ended up doing it to each other instead of their planned target of a random innocent person.
I think what coney should do is pull up a video where someone says "Hit that like button" and it actually lights up, and just play that audio, because clearly he's doing it wrong
The chatter who said "Friends behold my witches brew" at the story happening at 3:24 is GOATed
Help help I was FORCED to comment by Coney
7:51 I've lived in a "rich neighborhood" most of my life. There's another rich neighborhood right next to ours so it's common practice for kids on both sides to cross-over during trick-or-treat. One year me and my sister strategically planned and ended up with 10 lbs of candy, soda, and chips (we weighed it on the bathroom scale). Rich neighborhood Halloweens are awesome.
the day coney gets the like animation is the day we ascend to the further beyond
That story with the geek father made me think of Tobias Fünke from Arrested Developpement 😂
could you say “like the video” one more time i wasn’t looking
this is actually what i look forward too every couple of weeks thank you mr coney this is my favorite show on the internet
CONEY IS TRULY THE CRINGE WE MADE ALONG THE WAY
The Annoying Orange story had me keeled over laughing in bed gasping for breath. Just the mental image of that stupid fucking laugh reverberating throughout a dead-silent classroom had me wheezing. Hardest I've ever laughed watching a Cringe Confessional.
Gotta love that one chatter at the end who as Coney is signing off just says "this was ASS ASS". Beautiful stuff, I gotta say.
give the baseball kid a mic so he can just be like "damn i thought that was going to hit my throat and kill me!!!" Itd be so relatable
The text to speech voice is hilarious when it tries certain words when on the fart story when it try’s to copy. The fart sound with every single letter individually tries to say every letter one by one the voice crack on the word fart and the Halloween story when it pronounces face paint as fassy paint
At my music summer camp, my cabin had almost the _exact_ same ritual with the “mixing all the leftover sh*t together after we ate” deal. Didn’t have any major fiascos like the story, but I’m pretty some of the things out lunch table creates would have similar affects to cyanide if ingested.
Coney's best series. No questions.
For sure
Absolutely
Surely there won't be a lot of pee stories in this Cringe Confessional... RIGHT?
This series has convinced me that there are large swaths of people who go about their lives having never properly received "potty training" as a child
The nerd dad asked the forbidden question
lemon lime gatorade is my favorite one please dont ruin it for me
12:45 Look, Gary! There I am!
11:22 I got fucking blindsided hearing my story drop while I was cleaning my room
10:15 I do this, the house doesn't have to be that big I just get bored so I walk
my favorite was the pee one
Man to man, Coney be looking fiiiine with that hair.
I remember someone similar who happened to make some food amalgamations, but she put them in a milk carton and called it the milk shake. One time she poured the milk shake out on the tray as it was in the middle of the table, and I saw it pulsing...
I wonder if that milkshake's still alive or not sometimes
Another satisfactory episode on this “yellow” edition of Cringe Confessional
21:14 i love this father, he seems lovely
26:50 literally no joke true. all of my siblings when they were very very little got into the habit of taking one of those clear plastic baggies, pissing/shitting in it, and hiding it under a bunk bed. this went on for a long time
If I had a nickel for every time someone has filled a water gun with pee on the cringe confessional I'd have two nickels... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
As another trans person, that TSA story is like somethint right outta my nightmares 😂
Time to modify my power wheels bulldozer into Killdozer for Halloween.
I shit you not, Steven Spielberg's Boom Blox was the first game I ever had for the Wii
12:04 boutta be 3
12:03 honestly as an aesop rock fan this shouldn’t be that surprising considering catacomb kids
Coney you have to say "Smash that like button" for it to work
The mods must've conspired to lump all the pee stories together like this
The Isaac item refeence jumpscared me so hard 😭
That Kinect story was short and sweet, and fucking hilarious
Coney and mods, please let chatters' stories into the next episode. I'm sick and tired of Coney making it all about him.
I sensed a theme in those confessions
Is this a compeelation?
nope, the night was just like that. The stream ended with 11/40 pee stories
I'm still waiting in terror for my submission to eventually make it into one of these videos every time they pop up, yet I come back anyway just in case it does
I made the mistake of watching while eating dinner. It is always the second pee story that ruins your appetite
no coney that shit did not work
(btw thx for making great content consistently, you never fail to make me laugh)
Coney I didn't pay attention to the like button so I don't know if it lit up when you said "like the video!"
I didn't know the kinect raft game had online multiplayer, crazy shit, love that game
can we just have a moment and talk about what the 2 kids DO with these piss guns?
I just forgot it was there; I was too busy playing Wind Waker
24:53 bro thinks he's the sniper from Team Fortress 2
I feel like after this episode we need to break from pee stories I’m getting desensitized
Back to the old days of cringe confessional with these ones
What is this late 80s early 90s music at the beginning.
One thing I like to think about is how the people in these stories went on to play competitive smash bros (assuming most people in the coney stream play)
I submitted a piss story like 9 months ago, I was feally hoping itd make it into this episode :(
Sitting down for a meal to listen to chemical cafeteria food and piss was not on my agenda
0:36 No,It did not
:(
Btw the story that ended at 12:10 , that story was just the same one you heard earlier. You should call out the repeated confessions….
The Keen piss special 😭😭😭
My dad said when he was a kid he filled an apple juice bottle with pee and put it back in the fridge.
13:25 bro it’s on tv and in movies. Lots of 90’s and early 2000 kids movies have a bully or hero with a piss super soaker. Usually cuz it was funny gross out humor
19:59 Dampharos spotted in chat, get him
I have some real cringe shit I could send but I'm not ready to put myself even anonymously
The annoying orange story was top tier
YO I DID THE EXACT SAME THING ON KINECT ADVENTURES! It wasn’t online though but it was saved, and I found them years later it was so funny
Piss bot 3000 has entered the ring with a steel chair!
I really like cringe CONEYfessional
This is my favorite series
Steven Spielburg's Boom Blox mentioned
24:23 BOOMBLOX MENTION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AMEN BROTHER
Who thought pissing your pants could make a comeback
That last like this video got me
20:20 …is..coney wearing lenless glasses?
it's a really common practice if you're gonna be wearing glasses on camera. No lenses means no reflection of the monitor or lighting
@@Cane-Aubright so it’s purely for aesthetics at that point? Why wear glasses at all?
20:15
I thought they were real glasses
That first one... sure was something.
Does Coney know he has never made the subscribe/like button light up? Does he do that bit just to bait comments like this very one? D:
MASTER OF ENGAGEMENT
Why is he wearing glasses with no lenses😂
I LOVE this show
the last one did work
It did not work…
24:25 BOOMBLOX MENTION LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
HELL YEAH
Holy shit its Cringe Confession, this is peak
God damn you got me with the last one, I liked and now I’m commenting wtf