How to get a date with ANY woman (not what you think)

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  • @anishsingh2848
    @anishsingh2848 11 місяців тому +450

    one thing I absolutely love about Content Machine
    is that they are 100% percent aware of all the trends going on whether it be the LGBTQ+ community or the alpha male podcasts or the "Life of a...." videos or the "Coming out" type of videos or even something like the ever going controversy of Only Fans and High Body count Females
    and they make content over it with their own unique spin on it so they in away capture that demographic who is following these trends and also not offend anyone by only copying the style of such videos
    but they still make great content I am not denying that

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander 11 місяців тому +3

      "the LGBTQ+ community" You can't say homosexuals, can you? Instead words have to be changed so that the notions attached to them because of the group's behavior are avoided. Here, an alphabet soup so artificial and cumbersome that no one could attach any meaning to it. And you turn the group into just an adjective, with the focus on the word "community," so the reader will feel that "they're in a community, just like I'm in one." Or "Black people" instead of Blacks, or even the hilarious "members of the Hebrew faith." But of course, the media will mock "blondes," and THAT is not turned into an adjective with "people" after it. Instead a noun, so the reader will feel that those with the unique White trait are removed, something separate from them.
      I don't expect you to get any of this.

    • @Choppa-hg2rd
      @Choppa-hg2rd 11 місяців тому +12

      Glazing

    • @JWhitlocke
      @JWhitlocke 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Choppa-hg2rdima glaze you

    • @privateassman8839
      @privateassman8839 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Grasslander"dughh lettewrs too hahd to wead 🤤"

    • @raymondpenbar4304
      @raymondpenbar4304 9 місяців тому +5

      I agree 95% with your post, especially the part of them making great content all around. But I personally believe they're more making fun of the ridiculous women exuding stuff, straight up quoting lines from some of them, just doing it in a tone of mockery, that at the same time makes fun of the alpha male podcasts. Sorta like "If the alpha male podcasts said the stuff the ridiculous women ones do." Like putting it to a different beat. But all around, definitely agree they're great.

  • @Zack-bl2gg
    @Zack-bl2gg 10 місяців тому +357

    “Why does it taste like human remains”
    Total red flag right there. How would she know what those taste like?

    • @yorelyoung6407
      @yorelyoung6407 9 місяців тому +14

      Are you sure that isn't a Green flag?

    • @walkerisaac6921
      @walkerisaac6921 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@yorelyoung6407 debatable

    • @yorelyoung6407
      @yorelyoung6407 6 місяців тому +1

      @@walkerisaac6921 The joke here is that the guy is a cannibal so he should be okay with a cannibal wife.

  • @marcusiuppsala3660
    @marcusiuppsala3660 10 місяців тому +221

    The long-haired guy is an excellent actor. I could absolutely believe that he is just talking without a script.

  • @Cosmefulanito2812
    @Cosmefulanito2812 11 місяців тому +472

    "stop asking what's in the hobo soup"

  • @Anniecurls
    @Anniecurls 10 місяців тому +309

    i love how they're trying their best to hold their laugh😂

    • @juliennebringhurst
      @juliennebringhurst 10 місяців тому +8

      That’s what really made me laugh! 😂😂

    • @F15ESTRIKEEAGLE-iw9nl
      @F15ESTRIKEEAGLE-iw9nl 5 місяців тому +1

      @@juliennebringhurstfr

    • @JayJay_LA
      @JayJay_LA 5 місяців тому

      @@juliennebringhurst sameee😂😂

    • @skylar056
      @skylar056 4 місяці тому

      And the way we have an urge to control our laughter 😂😂

    • @kevintse2870
      @kevintse2870 2 місяці тому

      It makes it more realistic tbh.

  • @wanderingwondering3437
    @wanderingwondering3437 11 місяців тому +150

    This is a masterpiece content machine!

  • @oxygon2850
    @oxygon2850 11 місяців тому +182

    When he said homeless scum three times there was so much anger right there, ha ha!? wut... 😲

    • @whatanamazingusername7962
      @whatanamazingusername7962 11 місяців тому +18

      Adds to the comedy i died laughing. So in character it feels like he has such a strong distain to the HomeLESS SCUM

    • @voskresenie-
      @voskresenie- 10 місяців тому +4

      if you lived in a CA city, you'd understand.

  • @sigmachad_ti
    @sigmachad_ti 11 місяців тому +95

    at the end they don't try not to laugh anymore

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander 11 місяців тому +66

    I like that they are taking care of the homeless!

  • @kjr8660
    @kjr8660 11 місяців тому +66

    Feeding homeless to homeless is a great way to solve homelessness. Because in the end only one overfed homeless remains.

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander 11 місяців тому +1

      That one guy is gonna be plump and juicy

    • @remingtonhedrich1464
      @remingtonhedrich1464 11 місяців тому +12

      Ah yes the rat king solution.

    • @serenitygilles7064
      @serenitygilles7064 6 місяців тому

      there was a hippie years back that fed his cheating gf to homeless ...think drugs involved lol

  • @hassanmeraj8037
    @hassanmeraj8037 8 місяців тому +13

    The look on their face when he asked "where the foods are coming from" 😜🤣😂

  • @ajaypanhani5350
    @ajaypanhani5350 9 місяців тому +15

    They parodied red pill podcats so well.

  • @OceanChannelProductions
    @OceanChannelProductions 7 місяців тому +16

    If your sitting in front of a mic on a podcast, anything you say is true

  • @TheNonameHousehold
    @TheNonameHousehold 11 місяців тому +40

    That means if you were to buy food for the homeles... you're feeding the homeless to the homeless 😵‍💫

  • @Anniecurls
    @Anniecurls 10 місяців тому +35

    how can they hold their laugh like that 😭

  • @Brubarov
    @Brubarov 6 місяців тому +6

    The level of genuineness here is clearly > 9000

  • @NLBusiness391
    @NLBusiness391 8 місяців тому +6

    You guys almost lost it at 1:08 lmao, good stuff

  • @GrayFrogg
    @GrayFrogg 8 місяців тому +19

    This is Patrick Batemans dating advice.

  • @Sealwithwificonnection
    @Sealwithwificonnection 2 місяці тому +1

    I took a free trial on their patreon just to watch this episode and I nearly pissed myself laughing. Probably one of the funniest shit I've seen this year, I'll definitely buy a month and catch up on their pods.

  • @aafinkle5162
    @aafinkle5162 11 місяців тому +32

    “Isn’t this unsafe” so you can’t protect me? Next

  • @Ian-the-homie
    @Ian-the-homie 8 місяців тому +13

    This satire is hilarious

  • @kaytee789
    @kaytee789 Місяць тому +1

    "What's in the hobo soup?"😂😂😂

  • @indianskeptic3451
    @indianskeptic3451 4 місяці тому +1

    An intellectually stimulating conversation

  • @HotHeadCringe
    @HotHeadCringe 11 місяців тому +14

    Are you gentlemen imitating the chat boxes with sex gender talks explicit because lol

  • @jamie59685
    @jamie59685 8 місяців тому +3

    Fantastic. These guys exploit so many UA-cam clichés in one video.

  • @sharkeeshaDaGreat
    @sharkeeshaDaGreat 4 місяці тому +3

    the tie guy's face when the Harvard sweater guy said "where's the food coming from lmaooo

  • @user-fy3nf3lg2j
    @user-fy3nf3lg2j 3 місяці тому +3

    Do u guys have a podcast I can listen to?

  • @carolinagonzalez4057
    @carolinagonzalez4057 10 місяців тому +12

    It’s just a skit it’s just a skit

  • @beboysub
    @beboysub 8 місяців тому +4

    nuff said

  • @anonl5877
    @anonl5877 6 місяців тому +2

    Literally tsundere tactics. "...OwO it's... it's not like I want to date you, b-baka! I just saw this wittle table and..."

  • @androidmega3335
    @androidmega3335 Місяць тому +2

    Real.

  • @handrayss
    @handrayss 10 місяців тому +2

    At least she said please

  • @allanmeirelesdesouza1187
    @allanmeirelesdesouza1187 11 місяців тому +12

    #Alwaysaprince

  • @julianbrabsche728
    @julianbrabsche728 6 місяців тому +1

    0:28 why does the "nice, romatic" sound so sarcarstic? 🤣

  • @Serenity25th
    @Serenity25th 6 місяців тому +2

    Como hacen para no reirse como locos 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ramiqudah7567
    @ramiqudah7567 2 місяці тому

    Wheres the full version of this pls

  • @Rey.89
    @Rey.89 10 місяців тому +7

    does anyone but me think they are both the same person until now?? 😅😅😅 I just understand they are probably two brothers (the Tyler and the other one)😅

    • @tomj9107
      @tomj9107 8 місяців тому

      same lol

  • @glenshiyuka3920
    @glenshiyuka3920 Місяць тому

    1000 dollars in the 1st date 😂😂😂😂imean 1000 dollars in the first date 😯

  • @mr.dracula577
    @mr.dracula577 3 місяці тому +1

    1:35 what is killing them 😂

  • @Noone-hu5wh
    @Noone-hu5wh 11 місяців тому +5

    Hi how are you?

    • @Noone-hu5wh
      @Noone-hu5wh 11 місяців тому

      I was first or second btw

  • @Kevin-Da-guy
    @Kevin-Da-guy 11 місяців тому +2

    Again?

  • @JeanAriaMouy
    @JeanAriaMouy 3 місяці тому

    They're horeoes...i can't help myself but laugh...i don't know how they control themselves 😂

  • @marlyngalve6639
    @marlyngalve6639 11 місяців тому +1

    Hahha so nnice great i dia

  • @tringl806
    @tringl806 11 місяців тому +4

    THIRD

  • @sophisticatedsheep8178
    @sophisticatedsheep8178 11 місяців тому +1

    14th