"... and after the news of them becoming heir apparent, in the ectasy of the moment, both brothers rushed headfirst alone against rebel forces. None still can explain why. Some whisper it was God."
The Daily Dane Medieval Total War 2: The Danish Campaign flooded with letters Today, the office for Medieval: Total war has been flooded with letters saying shows should come more often and be longer. Many took to the streets and protested in front of the office. Later, they rioted and chanted "MORE THEATRE FOR HUGALU! MORE THEATRE FOR HUGALU!" And in no way is affiliated with our Hugalu. Also he has a review below. Medieval Total War is a great show. Very accurate with the mong- Uh.. Moors portrayed VERY much like reality. I found the spy following us may be my uncle. Great job on the black horse! 9/10 Thanks Uncle Ben. -Hungry Hugalu
Jon that city is a rebel settlement....the Mongols should ignore it if you don't take it and move on past it entirely.......why would you want to take it now? Wait until the Mongols are dealt with.
The more fun way to get rid of your heir is to have him engage rebel armies like this and charge in. It's not guaranteed to get him killed, but every once in a while he'll get a string of unlikely successes and you end up with a bad-ass unkillable King
Jon, if you like watching units melt due to arrows in TW, you have to try Shogun 2 next. In my campaign I would sometimes win battles with archers without taking any losses.
I just arrived home from the hospital after a surgery and after a painful night of almost no sleep i see that Jon made a Medieval II video. This is honestly what made my morning :)
Medival 2 version : If we ignore the death stacks, our empires in pretty good shape Modern version : If we ignore the media, the worlds a much happier place
Bought this game having never played a total war game because of this series. Played England and right after I took wales the Portugese came out of nowhere and kicked me out of wales...I'm not very good at this game...
its always the best killing units from afar I mean, it's not sadistic, it's benevolent; they die without being mobbed by angry men and your angry men stay alive. WIN WIN!
Venus, I'm too impatient to wait for a distant land across the sea to be discovered and for a possible bastard to be born there to an Irishwoman escaping famine and a Spanish painter in an age where Ireland is covered in the stench of death from hunger and blight and the Sassenachs rule over it, and to come back to Éire after his dreams have been crushed. Haven't you ever been so antsy about something that you just can't help but talk about it?
John for god sake send in your generals into the fights especially your new faction heir. You want them to gain stats but you keep leaving them out of the fights. They gain chivalry and other good stats, if you are that afraid of them dying just send them after archers.
when i read a few of the traits that Prince Sweyn had i knew you'd end up wanting him dead. but at first you said you were going to try to improve him and i was a bit confused.
I think Arrowcam was in Rome II as well. In both Shogun 2 and Rome II you could fire artillery yourself, which was really OP at times. They removed it in Attila unfortunately, almost certainly for balance reasons. It was a lot of fun, in Shogun 2 you could fire the broadside of a frigate and watch the enemy ships blow up.
For a moment, I thought M2TW had been moved to once a week to make room for the Witcher, and I was disproportionately disappointed. But no here it is, no harm done :) People try to talk to me about tv shows and I'm like no no no, you see it's all about this internet guy playing as denmark taking over europe and northern africa in this computer game from 2006, I swear it's really good. Yeah I'm sure Game of Thrones or whatever is fine, but you should also see his Skyrim series....
Only just got the chance to see this, but something jumped out at me, specifically in the description for the admiralty. Apparently it boasts its own court to meat out punishment. Meat. Meat out. Having your meat out will get you arrested. Most courts mete out punishment instead, so hurrah for Denmark!
Well I consider them better than what we'd typically label as light infantry - these guys go up against big tough armored units and do a competent job.
That's a fair point- I suppose that calling them heavy infantry is just a bit of a king-general thing, in that they serve the same purpose. Heart unbroken
This actually inspired me to try the game out. I enjoy it immensely even though I'm pretty terrible with it. So thanks for posting the the vids! That being said. You mentioned doing a mod for a few things. Where can I find them? And I wanted to ask how you unlocked the other nations. Did you just beat them or is there another way to get them thats safe to use?
This is so old that you've probably found an answer to your question by now, but to unlock the other nations, you have to beat a campaign. I don't know whether you unlock more by finishing a long one, but I unlocked a bunch including Denmark by finishing a short one with England.
I remember Jon saying he had some mods and the like making the game a tad better, but I can't remember exactly which episode/s he mentioned them on, or where to find them... Anyone able to give a general gist or links?
Wait, you said that you've been 'Game of Thrones'ing it this episode, but that was the title of the previous episode. I'm confused. What were you doing then? Thanks for the video!
Nope that just Makes the unit Stop It's Current order Or salvo(I Found it Out on fucking accident It's the / Key i pressed It on accident Right when my horse archers Shot) ;-;
jon is there any chance you will re-visit Civ5 and do a domination victory play through against most warmongering factions ? i really did not liked Civ6 one.
I think the French strategy of "letting you slaughter their armies until you get bored and surrender" looked better on paper than in practice.
Well to be honest the French have surrendered one to many time
I love how you rename cities purely because people complain.
That cheers me up greatly.
The Military Academy despawned because its only purpose is to train a French unique unit, which Denmark of course is not allowed to have.
I'm sure Spain get it too for a unique pike unit.
England get Demi Lancers from it too, but point stands
Which unit is it? Gendarmes?
I hope the mongols wander around aimlessly all the way until the timurids show up, then there will be an awesome war between the two hordes.
The Mongols are like the White Walkers: unstoppable and terrifying but they take their sweet time getting anywhere.
"... and after the news of them becoming heir apparent, in the ectasy of the moment, both brothers rushed headfirst alone against rebel forces. None still can explain why. Some whisper it was God."
This episode is like the Mongols. IT TOOK TOO LONG AND IS LATE.
The Ghost of Admiral Jon that is so true
Hello Admiral... It has been a long time since I died in Vikingrad... I see my nation still lives on.
i was confused when it didn't come out on Thursday
The Ghost of Admiral Jon 100th liker BOOYAAA
Any one know how to Go into fucking missile cam ?
"Spread out and take it." - Jon 2017
Hooray, it's finally here!
This series should probably be upped to 3 a week if possible, because the wait between episodes is too much.
Yep, for a campaign of this size, i don't think it will be over soon...
I'm gonna make this joke again, cause I came late last time.
I feel like the mongols are trying to get to Ivarstead
Maybe they'll ride dragons there...
we need Cicero back from exile to bring Rome back into order
Yeah, but riding dragons is kinda boring, while the journey is full of caves.
Because of that it takes the Mongols so long.
true. Or maybe they all tried to ride on alduin in the time of the dragon war and accidentally got transported forward in time with Alduin
Explains how they got Rockets. It is a Dragonshout ...
The Daily Dane
Medieval Total War 2: The Danish Campaign flooded with letters
Today, the office for Medieval: Total war has been flooded with letters saying shows should come more often and be longer. Many took to the streets and protested in front of the office. Later, they rioted and chanted "MORE THEATRE FOR HUGALU! MORE THEATRE FOR HUGALU!" And in no way is affiliated with our Hugalu. Also he has a review below.
Medieval Total War is a great show. Very accurate with the mong- Uh.. Moors portrayed VERY much like reality. I found the spy following us may be my uncle. Great job on the black horse! 9/10 Thanks Uncle Ben.
-Hungry Hugalu
Jon that city is a rebel settlement....the Mongols should ignore it if you don't take it and move on past it entirely.......why would you want to take it now? Wait until the Mongols are dealt with.
Welcome back to jons quest to rename all the places in Europe to names that are easier to say
Wait Paris didn't already have a brothel... blasphemy
BLOODY hell a medieval 2 video on a Friday
Everyone: You pronounced that city name wrong
Jon: *renames city to his pronounciation*
Congrats on your 100th battle fought Jon!
Three episodes per week would be better, just like the Rome series was. We can not wait to see new episodes!
When you constantly reload your sub feed all of Thursday evening for an episode that never comes. Oh well, better late than never.
The more fun way to get rid of your heir is to have him engage rebel armies like this and charge in. It's not guaranteed to get him killed, but every once in a while he'll get a string of unlikely successes and you end up with a bad-ass unkillable King
Great band, hoping they drop a new album soon.
classicMaxReviews I agree
Same
classicMaxReviews They opened at a Guns and Roses concert in Slane castle this year....good band tbf
They just dropped a new album!
Jon, if you like watching units melt due to arrows in TW, you have to try Shogun 2 next. In my campaign I would sometimes win battles with archers without taking any losses.
Jon wasn't satisfied waging war against half of the known world; now he's warring with himself!
If I recall correctly, it it is better to make multiple small gifts to a nation to improve relationships.
I just arrived home from the hospital after a surgery and after a painful night of almost no sleep i see that Jon made a Medieval II video. This is honestly what made my morning :)
Medival 2 version :
If we ignore the death stacks, our empires in pretty good shape
Modern version :
If we ignore the media, the worlds a much happier place
*curb your enthusiasm theme plays*
Whatever happened to Jorg the spearman? I do miss his journal entries.
Byzantines to the left, Mongols to the right and Turks stuck in the middle with you.
Bought this game having never played a total war game because of this series. Played England and right after I took wales the Portugese came out of nowhere and kicked me out of wales...I'm not very good at this game...
its always the best killing units from afar
I mean, it's not sadistic, it's benevolent; they die without being mobbed by angry men and your angry men stay alive. WIN WIN!
Hey guys this series worth waiting let john upload this amazing series when he want
It finally came! Not often I get to say that.
Knowing you, you probably aren't referring to the Warrior of Destiny that my colleague Brigid prophesied
Ériu, you were just waiting to shoehorn in your prophecy weren't you?
Venus, I'm too impatient to wait for a distant land across the sea to be discovered and for a possible bastard to be born there to an Irishwoman escaping famine and a Spanish painter in an age where Ireland is covered in the stench of death from hunger and blight and the Sassenachs rule over it, and to come back to Éire after his dreams have been crushed. Haven't you ever been so antsy about something that you just can't help but talk about it?
Easy girl, easy. You need to relax. Oh! There's this model of wand I'd recommend, it'd do wonders.
Do you have one? I'm rather curious
John for god sake send in your generals into the fights especially your new faction heir. You want them to gain stats but you keep leaving them out of the fights. They gain chivalry and other good stats, if you are that afraid of them dying just send them after archers.
Anyone else say "You're welcome" after Jon thanks the viewer at the end lmao
when i read a few of the traits that Prince Sweyn had i knew you'd end up wanting him dead. but at first you said you were going to try to improve him and i was a bit confused.
O Great Jon... The man who murders the French on bridges...
I think Arrowcam was in Rome II as well. In both Shogun 2 and Rome II you could fire artillery yourself, which was really OP at times. They removed it in Attila unfortunately, almost certainly for balance reasons. It was a lot of fun, in Shogun 2 you could fire the broadside of a frigate and watch the enemy ships blow up.
Reminds me of my RTW days, where I'd charge an incompetent family member straight into the laargest enemy armies
''How did we get so Dark''... this episode
For a moment, I thought M2TW had been moved to once a week to make room for the Witcher, and I was disproportionately disappointed. But no here it is, no harm done :) People try to talk to me about tv shows and I'm like no no no, you see it's all about this internet guy playing as denmark taking over europe and northern africa in this computer game from 2006, I swear it's really good. Yeah I'm sure Game of Thrones or whatever is fine, but you should also see his Skyrim series....
when you sack a settlement sometimes buildings get destroyed. thats why the military academy in paris disappeared.
Actually, it simply despawned because it could not create the unique unit, which was it's only purpose.
Only just got the chance to see this, but something jumped out at me, specifically in the description for the admiralty. Apparently it boasts its own court to meat out punishment. Meat. Meat out. Having your meat out will get you arrested. Most courts mete out punishment instead, so hurrah for Denmark!
Please tell me he changes Bordeaux to Bor-d’oh when he takes it over.
WHAT. Three new MATN in ONE DAY!? YES!
CLAIIIIIRE HE'S DOING IT WITH FRENCH TOWNS NOW DAMNIT !
My heart breaks a little every time Jon calls Viking raiders heavy infantry
Well I consider them better than what we'd typically label as light infantry - these guys go up against big tough armored units and do a competent job.
That's a fair point- I suppose that calling them heavy infantry is just a bit of a king-general thing, in that they serve the same purpose. Heart unbroken
Do they though?
Honestly, I just think they're good cannon fodder to get some cheap kills on enemy archers with a charge.
This actually inspired me to try the game out. I enjoy it immensely even though I'm pretty terrible with it. So thanks for posting the the vids!
That being said. You mentioned doing a mod for a few things. Where can I find them? And I wanted to ask how you unlocked the other nations. Did you just beat them or is there another way to get them thats safe to use?
This is so old that you've probably found an answer to your question by now, but to unlock the other nations, you have to beat a campaign. I don't know whether you unlock more by finishing a long one, but I unlocked a bunch including Denmark by finishing a short one with England.
Get divide and conquer, greatest mod ever. There’s a pretty good UA-cam video on how to install it
Hide the wine storages!
Prince Sweyn is the type of character that their son would pay to assassinate.
great video Jon
Jon, take Adana and immediately give it to the Turks or haha the Pope. Then hopefully the Mongols will get distracted.
To get into Krakow, do a sneaky night attack to bypass the full stack of poles. Use catapults to attack in one turn.
Don't worry about the psychological stuff regarding watching units get slaughtered by arrows and bolts, I have it too, Jon! :D
LOL, at min 44:30 to like 45. Trimming the family tree I see lol
woo medieval 2 is back!!
"Slam these guys in the rear"? Never heard this maneuver
I guess you could say that this video came... Out Of The Black... Please tell me at least one person gets that.
I totally got that and didn't look it up on Google! Totally.....
Jake With all the wars the the Danes are waging you could build... A Ten Tonne Skeleton
I was hoping Ulf would be fed to the Mongols so Jon could show them off
Prince Ulf is not Ulf the sly, there are 2 Ulfs
Just got in Paris ... Instantly builds a brothel ... Oh how vikings are lewd...
Plínio Melo Priorities my man
Takes over a city. First order is to build a brothel.
How do you do arrow cam?
The danish are like the mafia they go up to there enemys/rivals and BREAK THER NEECAPS
catking22 arrow to the knees?
Modi Young most likely crossbow bolts but close enough
still so many turns away from gunpowder
Hey Jon. Would you ever stream another campaign?
Don't take adarna the Mongols are heading its way you controling it might leur tem to dainsh Egypt
I think getting a high proportion of kills in a battle tends to give the general dread traits.
Derp, left out the most important word: a high proportion of kills _by archers_
Jon needs to play HuniePop. Who's with me on this?
Is it possible to report mercs?
I remember Jon saying he had some mods and the like making the game a tad better, but I can't remember exactly which episode/s he mentioned them on, or where to find them... Anyone able to give a general gist or links?
Stainless Steel. that's about it.
Thanks! Sorry if it was a bother.
Jon you should do a Wales playthrough on medieval Kingdoms it would be Interesting as they have good missile units
he did that for a stream IIRC
Well, the countdown to turn 108 for Gunpowder is coming on
I wonder how many more episodes it'll take for Jon to realize that the reason the Pope isn't screwing with him is because he's Danish...
You've forgotten about Crimea, it's still a Rebel territory.
Alternative title: the Great Danish Purge.
Wait, you said that you've been 'Game of Thrones'ing it this episode, but that was the title of the previous episode. I'm confused. What were you doing then?
Thanks for the video!
Send crappy crown prince next to inquisitor.
When you take Angers please rename it Angery
Military academy "ceased to exist" because you sacked the city
Most likely
How do i enter Missile cam?
Del (Delete) button
Nope that just Makes the unit Stop It's Current order Or salvo(I Found it Out on fucking accident It's the / Key i pressed It on accident Right when my horse archers Shot) ;-;
Oh yeah, i'm using FPS control preset...
Hurricane gonna hit tomorrow only thing I'm worried about is this series
Good luck though
i spent 20 minutes last day just by refresing your gage
snake=accident stabby stabby=assassin xD
You should do a modded Rome Total War, like the Europa Barbarorum mod or something.
I need the witcher ASAP
Me:see matn uploads medieval 2 tw
Something is hard in my pants
you can chance the faction heir i think check it☺️👍🏼
You cannot in this game.
how did we become so dark?
The day Chivalry meant killing a lot of people across the sea I guess.
Honestly there should be a mechanic that if the Mercenaries are the last unit on the battlefield they should jidt try to give up
Can a talented person make a Mongolian throat singing version of 'Go West' now that the Mongol horde have finally picked a direction?
Ich werde solch eine Verzögerung nicht nochmal dulden.
Napoleon siger boo.
wait you can rename cities? i've got 200 hours in this game and never realized that
Who else thinks Jon should rename Paris to Ratway in honor of the Thieves Guild?
jon is there any chance you will re-visit Civ5 and do a domination victory play through against most warmongering factions ? i really did not liked Civ6 one.
Does Claire watch this?
How do we know what year it is in the game?
EDIT: Wouldn't it be nice to see Sven back in Europe before his death? no, okey.
When is rome total war back?
!WARNING!
THE FRENCH HAVE USED THEIR SPECIAL ABILITY
the french have surrendered
Heroic Victory!
Toe-lee-do
YAY MEDIEVAL