TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER Is a perfectly balanced RTS game with no exploits -Excluding Unlimited OP HEROES

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  • @saitashi2151
    @saitashi2151 5 років тому +1516

    Welcome to the new Poll. TOTAL MORE TOTAL WAR?

  • @Randerson2409
    @Randerson2409 5 років тому +541

    "Starts spawning armies out of the Void"
    Ahem, I think you mean the Warp, good sir

    • @germanaussie6138
      @germanaussie6138 5 років тому +4

      Are you sure?

    • @Randerson2409
      @Randerson2409 5 років тому +27

      @@germanaussie6138 If I remember right, in WH fantasy it was sometimes called the realm of chaos, but its all the same. The Warp, the Immaterium, the Empyrean. Not the void, though

    • @rhyscallinan1948
      @rhyscallinan1948 5 років тому +5

      @@Randerson2409 Technically it is, since the void doesnt exist there, same as the armies that spawn. If from warp, it'd have a reason why say like, one moment you have an enemy army, next iys three. Like, i dunno, sacrifice your kid and suddenly you have many soldier or something

    • @devilsmessanger
      @devilsmessanger 5 років тому +6

      he means AI cheats and creates giant armies on high difficulties even without any resources .

    • @Randerson2409
      @Randerson2409 5 років тому +8

      @@devilsmessanger I feel someone missed the point of my original post. "out of the void" is a common idiom, but in Warhammer, the Warp exists as a separate plane of existence, so to be a smart ass, I made my comment

  • @AllTheDryGoods
    @AllTheDryGoods 5 років тому +345

    You should tell her majesty, that her loyal communitea.. wishes her the most jovial of birthdays.

  • @Tokru86
    @Tokru86 5 років тому +1631

    "Karl Franz" - too German
    "von Carstein" - pefectly fine
    o.O

    • @tauempire1793
      @tauempire1793 5 років тому +8

      yep lol

    • @mdd4296
      @mdd4296 5 років тому +51

      it's "C" instead of "K" so it's allright

    • @Dar2Jee
      @Dar2Jee 5 років тому +2

      its because its written with a C in the english version while the german battletomes and the GHB write him with K

    • @floridamancode_e2673
      @floridamancode_e2673 5 років тому +6

      @@Fetishcast pretty sure they are from Normandy assuming you are talking about the line of William the conquer. Before that Williams ancestor was rollo who was a viking of unknown origin but most likely from Scandinavia.

    • @TheCaptainEmpty
      @TheCaptainEmpty 5 років тому +18

      @@floridamancode_e2673 he means House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha but they changed it to house Windsor because of anti germany propaganda. But yes the original bloodline dates back to rollo

  • @rambo111ism
    @rambo111ism 5 років тому +109

    *queen:* why were you late?
    *spiff:* chat wanted me to play legendary mode on war hammer

  • @MisterMiyata
    @MisterMiyata 5 років тому +1060

    "Overpowered cavalry are very good late game infantry" - Spiff, 2019

    • @ratman7154
      @ratman7154 5 років тому +50

      Take it easy he sniffed to much tea

    • @Wizard9966
      @Wizard9966 5 років тому +5

      An amusing quote, tho admittedly black knights are mid-game cav and without the lances and barding not too amazing in my experience tbh

    • @RottenHeretic
      @RottenHeretic 5 років тому

      I mean, if you think about it, aren't the horses infantry technically?

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 роки тому +1

      @@RottenHeretic I would technically say everything is infantry until mechanized units get involved since up to then everything used foot power of some kind.

    • @buttersstotch172
      @buttersstotch172 3 роки тому +1

      @@clothar23 That's technically wrong. Cavalry means nothing else than rider or horseman. While Infantry means footman.

  • @kemopypes4567
    @kemopypes4567 5 років тому +328

    dear queen, thanks for being the queen and also happy birthday

    • @CarlosianBigWang
      @CarlosianBigWang 5 років тому +8

      By the gods did you REALLY not think about thanking her for the constant BLODDY TEA SUPPLY!

    • @CarlosianBigWang
      @CarlosianBigWang 5 років тому +1

      By the gods that woman is beautiful 🇬🇧

    • @kemopypes4567
      @kemopypes4567 5 років тому +1

      @@CarlosianBigWang well the queen is a busy woman, and i'd hate to keep her waiting. short and simple for queen and country

    • @haraldhardrada5619
      @haraldhardrada5619 5 років тому +1

      Down with the Queen! Death to tyrants!

    • @kemopypes4567
      @kemopypes4567 5 років тому +2

      woah dude calm down, shes no tyrant shes a lovely old lady.

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 5 років тому +736

    Humanity: we've got ourselves a massive army with varied troops defending this city
    Spiff: I have under a dozen xtra cool kids
    Humanity: *sweating*

    • @calebbilling4984
      @calebbilling4984 5 років тому +40

      Who would win?
      The might of the Empire?
      Or
      Ten Good Memers?

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 5 років тому +12

      If you know the stats for a Vamp Count Lord/Hero....they would definitely shit themselves as a human. Str4-5 pending on bloodline vs human 3. Initiative 3-5. Vs a human 2-3 (4 for heros) and the fact a VC lord/hero is usually above or at 4 and necros are at 3. You would definitely shit yourself on the frontline.

    • @chimokey5737
      @chimokey5737 5 років тому +6

      I believe you mean Humanitea

    • @li_ka2
      @li_ka2 5 років тому +5

      @@chimokey5737 no he doesn't! The humanitea is far stronger than those normal chumps, the humanitea's been strengthened by the mystical power of tea! Don't mix them up

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 5 років тому +4

      @@chimokey5737 I mean HumaniTea infused Vamp Counts. And if we're going by Lore Vlad Von Carstien hed be Str 7-8 init 10 and Toughness 7 with a WS of 10. Yea nobody would fuck with Tea infused Vlad.

  • @JohnDoe-gz6oo
    @JohnDoe-gz6oo 5 років тому +947

    "I'm not a big fan of losing lovely infantry." Are you sure you are British?

    • @metallkopf988
      @metallkopf988 5 років тому +32

      Not everyone is cut out to be a Fiekd Marshall Haig...

    • @roosterbooster6238
      @roosterbooster6238 5 років тому +80

      Metallkopf he never lost the infantry, he knew exactly where they were.. they were dead though

    • @joshuablackmon939
      @joshuablackmon939 5 років тому +12

      @@roosterbooster6238 lmao

    • @neiljohnson3068
      @neiljohnson3068 5 років тому +13

      @@roosterbooster6238 he did lose some infantry. 72,000 were missing after the somme alone. Granted they probably were dead. He liked his own infantry so much that he had a few shot by firing squad

    • @johnsullivan186
      @johnsullivan186 4 роки тому +5

      Neil Johnson it was a joke

  • @MindinViolet
    @MindinViolet Рік тому +19

    Imagine fighting against this army. It would be like fighting Sauron, Voldemort, Dracula, The White Witch, Freddy Krueger, and The Wicked Witch of the West all at once.

  • @dwaynejurcka
    @dwaynejurcka 5 років тому +731

    Yes, I love more. Yes, I need more.
    Give me more! (Total War)

  • @VenomHunter1984
    @VenomHunter1984 5 років тому +461

    Spiff: Franz sounds too German for me unlike Queen Elizabeth II.
    Me: Coughs in Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

    • @ABurntMuffin
      @ABurntMuffin 5 років тому +27

      Exploding-Knees: Some cultured shit that makes sense and is hilarious to knowledgeable people.
      Me:

    • @InternetMameluq
      @InternetMameluq 5 років тому +10

      @@ABurntMuffin Also Karl is a French as fuck name, and Franz literally means 'French'. That's like saying 'Gilbert English' is such a Swedish name.

    • @tequillaaa
      @tequillaaa 5 років тому +26

      @@InternetMameluq but Franz is the german translation to the french François

    • @faust6652
      @faust6652 5 років тому

      lol yes

    • @markdillon7543
      @markdillon7543 5 років тому +18

      @@InternetMameluq Are you saying Karl is French because of Charlemagne (Karl the Great), well hate to break it to you but the Franks and Carolingians were German

  • @TKDxxxward
    @TKDxxxward 5 років тому +51

    LIVE-STREAMS THE MAKING OF THE QUEENIE CARD!!!!

  • @buyableguitar6266
    @buyableguitar6266 5 років тому +816

    10k likes he says,
    Send a card to the queen he says.
    *22k after a day*
    So... moonpig time?

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 5 років тому +1000

    > Doesn't play as the Empire because Karl Franz is a German-sounding name
    > Chooses the Von Carsteins
    ???

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 5 років тому +40

      The Von Carsteins don't claim to be "The Empire" so they are okay-ish.

    • @drewg4323
      @drewg4323 5 років тому +55

      How are people not getting this? He didn't say don't play as them, he said it sounded too German to be referencing the English empire.

    • @Pagokeraunos
      @Pagokeraunos 5 років тому +10

      Both their queens drink blood that's why.

    • @Alej0xXx
      @Alej0xXx 5 років тому +18

      @@LordBaktor did you even play the game bro, Manfred Von Carstein usually talks about how he is the REAL Emperor during his campaign. Also stop sneakily pushing your anti-imperialist propaganda.

    • @Tammicci
      @Tammicci 5 років тому +4

      Saxe-Coburg and Gotha or Hannover dynasty are ok too?

  • @parker7411
    @parker7411 5 років тому +167

    Happy birthday Queen Elizabeth!
    (I know you're watching)

    • @idontknow495
      @idontknow495 5 років тому +1

      @@blakedup6190 Ouch, teen who wants attention.

    • @idontknow495
      @idontknow495 5 років тому +1

      Nvm sorry 😂

    • @Mishanya442
      @Mishanya442 5 років тому +1

      I belive, Her birthday is april, 21, so, we are a little bit late.

    • @yafu2599
      @yafu2599 5 років тому +1

      @@Mishanya442 she has two, largely because the British weather is terrible in April, so she celebrates in Jun on a saturday

  • @ajshdhenskaka
    @ajshdhenskaka 5 років тому +286

    >Empire led by German
    Sounds perfectly British to me

    • @moazzambinbaabur504
      @moazzambinbaabur504 4 роки тому +1

      Birtonnia is the bbritish one not empire

    • @johnsullivan186
      @johnsullivan186 4 роки тому +2

      Moazzam Bin Baabur okay “moazzam bin baabur”

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 4 роки тому +22

      "German spy? I'm as British as the queen!" "So you admit it!"

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 4 роки тому +1

      @@moazzambinbaabur504 Quick geography question - where in UK do you think the region of Brittany is?

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 4 роки тому +5

      @@kraanz I think what he meant, the Brittonians faction in Warhammer are straight out of Arthurian legends and not in reference to the province in france.

  • @keithmichael9965
    @keithmichael9965 5 років тому +48

    The card should include a coupon for Yorkshire tea...

    • @xdtastyninja
      @xdtastyninja 5 років тому +2

      Fool! She's the queen! She owns all of the Yorkshire tea! And God Bless her for sharing!

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal 2 роки тому +49

    Vampires are easily my favorite faction in this game sereis, but man, the rework of the Von Carsteins in WH3 nerfed them so hard. No second Legendary Lord on turn 2. Whether you pick Vlad or Isabella, the other spawns as a Legendary Hero instead of a Lord. They do still have some of their cool abilities, like buffing both of them if they're in the same army, but that early game powerhouse isn't nearly as good anymore.

  • @Wuschel1990
    @Wuschel1990 5 років тому +99

    25:01 A Vampire that get's a glittering Armor...Now I have to root for the Empire to burn your faction to the ground.

    • @Crazy_Diamond_75
      @Crazy_Diamond_75 5 років тому +9

      Is his name Edvard von Cullenstein?

    • @tikkidaddy
      @tikkidaddy 5 років тому

      SPARKLY😃😃!!

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude 5 років тому +5

      The Vamp counts get a higher chance of getting Glittering scales so i think CA knows the meme

    • @robertlombardo8437
      @robertlombardo8437 4 роки тому +3

      Crush the Von Cullensteins!

    • @benlunch7618
      @benlunch7618 4 роки тому

      Tweenmail ?

  • @davidaward82
    @davidaward82 5 років тому +75

    Don't put a 'thing' into the card.
    She's not technically allowed to accept mailed things, though a card may end up on her mantle

    • @rhyscallinan1948
      @rhyscallinan1948 5 років тому +3

      But its okay if its Spiff, hes a patriot and is a special envoy

  • @tannerray5014
    @tannerray5014 5 років тому +204

    “Dear Karl Franz, your Empire is fake.”
    That is the most polite way I’ve ever heard someone proclaim “Death to the False Emperor.”

    • @rhyscallinan1948
      @rhyscallinan1948 5 років тому +11

      Please do not mind the poisoned blade in your back, kind sir. It us made in England.

  • @Mmayberry3434
    @Mmayberry3434 5 років тому +456

    40 minute video? COLONIZE ME DADDY

    • @helectrostudiogaming6920
      @helectrostudiogaming6920 5 років тому +1

      Halp me

    • @Kreeeeft
      @Kreeeeft 5 років тому +3

      G E K O L O N I S E E R D

    • @LiamAnjewierden
      @LiamAnjewierden 5 років тому

      @@Kreeeeft We, the dutch drink too much coffee, that's just unacceptable but colonize we can as good as the British

    • @Kreeeeft
      @Kreeeeft 5 років тому +3

      Liam Anjewierden id rather have tea, coffee is disgusting

    • @queerbait1905
      @queerbait1905 5 років тому

      Durple from where are you Belgium Netherlands Germany ?

  • @nikosnikos5082
    @nikosnikos5082 4 роки тому +202

    Karl Franz: too german
    Bretonia: doesnt even consider
    Von castein: perfect

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 4 роки тому +24

      Bretonnia is French to be fair.

    • @nicolascordier12
      @nicolascordier12 4 роки тому +14

      @@THENemesisXX99 *angry Briton noises*

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 роки тому +1

      It's not an empire though.

    • @Smelly556
      @Smelly556 2 роки тому

      @@nicolascordier12 *cough cough* Brittany *cough cough*

    • @Jaeremiah
      @Jaeremiah 2 роки тому

      @@Smelly556 cough cough shut up no one cares cough cough

  • @christianolsen7834
    @christianolsen7834 5 років тому +54

    Forgot to mention that spell damage don't scale with unit size, so spells are super OP when the unit size is set to small.
    P.S it's balanced for large and will be underpowered with huge armies.

    • @orangesilver8
      @orangesilver8 5 років тому +4

      At least in Warhammer 2 though, small unit size does make heroes worse actually, because it just decreases their health, but because of the way being in melee combat works, it doesn't decrease the damage they're taking. Like, it doesn't matter if they're attacking 30 soldiers or 100, only like, 5 will be able to surround and attack at a time. So the 5 soldiers are there attacking, they're going to die much faster when their health is lower.

  • @GunzofWar101
    @GunzofWar101 5 років тому +36

    "Completely broken hero ball..."
    YEP! The devs really nailed the Warhammer vibe in this game! Very true to the tabletop version!

    • @ianadlyiskandardzakurnain3910
      @ianadlyiskandardzakurnain3910 5 років тому

      I still remember the HeroHammers in the earlier editions of WHFB. Spiff is playing TW: Warhammer very correctly.

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 5 років тому +141

    Total war needs to be played with max uni-size :3

    • @rultkiraly43
      @rultkiraly43 5 років тому +14

      Noneofyour Business single entity units become more powerfull on smal unit size

    • @Niggins96
      @Niggins96 5 років тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit my old laptop processor can take At least medium and it's a literal potato

    • @TheCrankyCow
      @TheCrankyCow 5 років тому +7

      small units make magic more op, spells are balanced around normal unit sizes

    • @adamdarricott254
      @adamdarricott254 5 років тому +1

      @@rultkiraly43 Well it also makes heroes much stronger, heroes hit models, the issue with heroes is that they can only hit 1 entity at once, usually doing a lot of overkill with larger unit sizes

    • @markmclarnon7035
      @markmclarnon7035 5 років тому +1

      It's on small so there hero's do stuff and spells whip out units

  • @youraveragechaosspacemarin752
    @youraveragechaosspacemarin752 5 років тому +92

    Sir Spiff: "wut? we lost one kevin???"
    *REGAINS IT RIGHT AFTER*

    • @rhyscallinan1948
      @rhyscallinan1948 5 років тому +7

      Its still a traumatic thing, losing a kevin

    • @youraveragechaosspacemarin752
      @youraveragechaosspacemarin752 5 років тому +1

      @@rhyscallinan1948 oof,sorry for not respecting the loss of le Kevin 🙇🏼‍♂️ may he rest in peace

    • @cakebakery9541
      @cakebakery9541 5 років тому

      @@youraveragechaosspacemarin752 He was lost but now is found

  • @98cents
    @98cents 5 років тому +9

    Lowering the unit count would definitely make VC's easier since it doesn't affect the heroes themselves. Still, VC's are definitely fun factions to play because of their early game potential. Late game can be rough, however, especially against Dwarves, and vamp power trails off when better units overall are being placed on the field. At that point they require some finesse, clever use of tactics (basically flank all day) and focus on buffing your units, and debuffing the enemy, when needed, because most VC units just can't stand being placed in prolonged melee against harder opponents.

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 4 роки тому +27

    "your empire is fake"
    Well it's based on the HRE so it literally is

  • @TheSauceYouGetLostin
    @TheSauceYouGetLostin 5 років тому +92

    I'd like to see you break Star Wars: EMPIRE at War.

    • @cowforceseven7328
      @cowforceseven7328 5 років тому +2

      But with forces of corruption that’s way too easy. If you corrupt everything you’re obscenely rich and your enemies are weakened.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 5 років тому

      The vanilla is way too easy to cheese. Kill the fleet, park one infantry unit on the orbit->the AI can't build a space station anymore. Rinse and repeat until you control the orbit of every planet, then you can no longer lose and can just throw stacks of ground units into auto resolve to skip the Godawful ground battles

    • @cowforceseven7328
      @cowforceseven7328 5 років тому

      Ivar the Boneless The point of a lot of these videos is unexpected exploits, not obvious ones. However, I’m sure The Spiffing Brit could make a good video on it regardless.

  • @smallfoot5689
    @smallfoot5689 5 років тому +34

    WTF?
    i made tea and the second it finished boiling this video uploaded
    I see the tea gods are pleased with your videos

  • @yesitwasmejojo3324
    @yesitwasmejojo3324 5 років тому +6

    I literally dont care about war hammer but had to watch immediately because the spiffingbrit is my favorite tuber right now! Not even a tea fan and still love it

    • @vader1361
      @vader1361 5 років тому

      heresy, here, have some tea.

  • @tiagosouza5759
    @tiagosouza5759 5 років тому +32

    do warhammer 2 next!
    great vid man, you just got a new subscriber.

  • @darkproductions8742
    @darkproductions8742 5 років тому +27

    "My lady,
    A lot of leaf water addicts asked me to do this for your birthday."

  • @cristianocris9279
    @cristianocris9279 5 років тому +97

    You have to send a moonpig card to the QUEEN,there is already 12 THOUSAND LIKES

  • @Takanome1223
    @Takanome1223 5 років тому +13

    You can also unlock a tech that makes all skeleton upkeep go down to 0 and have infinite armies with 19 troops only paying for the lord

    • @emperorampora8771
      @emperorampora8771 5 років тому +2

      oooh, is your profile pic a berserk reference?

    • @JohnDoe-zh6cp
      @JohnDoe-zh6cp 5 років тому

      skeletons are almost useless by the time you get that tech

    • @lich109
      @lich109 5 років тому

      @@JohnDoe-zh6cp You use them to maintain public order or as part of a reinforcing army to make the wood elves waste their arrows.

  • @vader1361
    @vader1361 5 років тому +8

    Ya know, i just started this game and was looking for something to watch while it loaded...
    And look who shows up right on time again.

  • @frizzle4876
    @frizzle4876 5 років тому +7

    He always makes me want to make a cup of tea whenever I see a video.

  • @jestingacorn
    @jestingacorn Рік тому +7

    Imagine if he found out about the chariots for the tomb kings in total Warhammer 3

  • @fionnlaghcowan8419
    @fionnlaghcowan8419 5 років тому +57

    Abuse the food mechanic in total war: three kingdoms

  • @revanati222
    @revanati222 5 років тому +12

    "Ten! Ten vampire heroes! Ha ha ha..." - Spiff, doing his best imitation of The Count from sesame street -

  • @pakornwattanavrangkul2550
    @pakornwattanavrangkul2550 5 років тому +32

    If you somehow do TW 2, do it on SFO where you have more than 6 units at the start as a capital's garrison.

  • @AtomBomb420
    @AtomBomb420 4 роки тому +3

    When he said he cant recruit anymore vampire heros and he would have to build more buildings I instantly thought of the you must build additional pylons meme

  • @senorlopez1412
    @senorlopez1412 5 років тому +5

    Empire Total War actually got me hooked on strategy games

  • @yorick7705
    @yorick7705 5 років тому +6

    First battle deployed 189... You cheeky brit, raising the 189 Papal guard from the battle of 1527.

    • @memyselfandi432
      @memyselfandi432 5 років тому +1

      Then the One-Hundred-Eighty-Nine
      In the service of Heaven
      They're protecting the Holy Line
      It was 1527
      Gave their lives on the steps to Heaven
      THY WILL BE DONE!!!!!!!
      For the grace, for the might of the Lord
      For the home of the Holy!
      For the faith, for the way of the sword
      Gave their lives so boldly!
      For the grace, for the might of the Lord
      For the home of the Holy!
      For the faith, for the way of the sword
      Come and tell their story again!

    • @jobreau1725
      @jobreau1725 5 років тому

      Sabaton goodnes , is juste like tea☕️

    • @memyselfandi432
      @memyselfandi432 5 років тому

      @@jobreau1725 Buy some tea, get a free random mp3 from Sabaton's discography... shut up and take my money!

  • @iceee420
    @iceee420 5 років тому +7

    That small unit size though. Oh you did it for magic damage

    • @ArnoVdVelde
      @ArnoVdVelde 5 років тому

      It is really odd that they haven't fixed that. I kind of see it as a bug. It makes magic weak on big sizes and overly strong on small. Just properly balance it.

    • @josepheastham9717
      @josepheastham9717 5 років тому

      It also makes every single model unit supremely powerful.

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 5 років тому +47

    "He try to heal the Vargheists and killed itself"
    A situation well known by table-top players... well of Warhammer of course, not of Age of Sigmar ^^

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 5 років тому +2

      That dude was the most useless psyker/wizard. Did he even get a single spell off without periling and instantly KO-ing himself?

    • @lillysworld3935
      @lillysworld3935 5 років тому

      More like age of shitmar

  • @cozmothemagician7243
    @cozmothemagician7243 2 роки тому +39

    As always Spiff, you rock. I actually just got a great deal on WH from Epic, a whopping ZERO dollars (: Can't beat that.
    So I will be enjoying it a bit later.
    Thank you again.

  • @eyeballus
    @eyeballus Рік тому +1

    I'm going through rewatching all your vids and making sure I've liked them. Because fair is fair.

  • @zurishock
    @zurishock 5 років тому +4

    YES SPIF I LOVE YOU THANKS FOR DOING WARHAMMER IVE BEEN WANTING YOU TO DO IT FOR AGES

  • @GuakstickLabs
    @GuakstickLabs 5 років тому +8

    The Spiffing Brit new catchphrase: "Tea is my drug of choice and I am a chronic user."

  • @Niallish1
    @Niallish1 5 років тому +8

    Big ups to the editor for putting the Spiff-co logo over the pictures :)

  • @vexn3699
    @vexn3699 5 років тому +4

    YES! More of Warhammer, these are the perfect game to absolutely destroy, both Total War and 40.000!
    Also, happy birthday, Queenie!

  • @doom2517
    @doom2517 5 років тому +5

    Love the vids they keep me laughing for hours.
    Total War 3K vid perhaps?

  • @dangdude2.0yolo95
    @dangdude2.0yolo95 5 років тому +11

    You should write pls make me a knight, thank you for tea, and happy birthday.

  • @mattheww7893
    @mattheww7893 5 років тому +21

    Day 1 of asking Spiff to play the glorious game that is Heroes of Might and Magic III.

    • @Shurimans
      @Shurimans 5 років тому +1

      I need this in my life now

    • @supervillain3213
      @supervillain3213 5 років тому

      Yes, i agree, but you can't just go get the HD version off Steam. Heroes 3 complete is available pretty cheap, has all the expansions with the extra castle types and artifacts.

    • @mattheww7893
      @mattheww7893 5 років тому +1

      @@supervillain3213 Yes. Don't get it off of Steam. Good Ol Games has the complete version, get it there.

    • @supervillain3213
      @supervillain3213 5 років тому

      @@mattheww7893 yeah i checked it right after i saw your first comment, it's like $3.39 right now.

    • @dwntherabbithole9785
      @dwntherabbithole9785 5 років тому

      I would love to watch him abuse the crap out of Necropolis because we all know that Vamp Lords and Skeleton Death-balls are perfectly balanced xD

  • @creo8421
    @creo8421 5 років тому +7

    Can't wait for the Lego battles is perfectly balanced vid

  • @aj1218
    @aj1218 Рік тому +2

    This video hurts now that the Queen is at rest. God Bless you Spiff

  • @_nespaw
    @_nespaw 2 роки тому +10

    birthday...

  • @fe7955
    @fe7955 5 років тому +15

    Spiffing Brit: "Yeeting loads of goblins"
    Goblin slayer: *Heavy breathing*

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 5 років тому +5

      Dwarf Slayer: *Heavier Breathing*
      Dwarf DemonSlayer: *Intense Heavy Breathing*

    • @jobreau1725
      @jobreau1725 5 років тому

      Grimgor : very nozy and annoy grunt

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 5 років тому

      @@jobreau1725 Gotrek: *Insane Heavy Breathing Followed by Loud Yelling*

  • @foundwho9711
    @foundwho9711 5 років тому +92

    Dear queen let's reestablish the great British empire. (Yeet)

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 5 років тому

      Do you not mean the "CommonWealth of The British Empire" as it is stated on old maps?

  • @WeirdPros
    @WeirdPros 5 років тому +21

    COASTER?!
    What kind of tea isnt served on SAUCER?

    • @MascottDeepfriar
      @MascottDeepfriar 5 років тому +1

      Also MUG? Shouldn't tea be served in a cup? Mugs are much too uncouth!

    • @willmilburn7905
      @willmilburn7905 5 років тому +2

      Woah woah 1 mugs hold more and 2 how are you supposed to fit a mug on a saucer Everyone knows saucers are for special occasions like visiting the grandma or the queens birthday or visiting the grandma on the queens birthday

  • @MrCrixmadine2
    @MrCrixmadine2 2 роки тому +6

    A whole new meaning to herohammer

  • @ladyofcainhurst
    @ladyofcainhurst 5 років тому +3

    Still waiting for Spiff to play TABS HORSE with Tom after I saw him comment wanting to play in one of Toms videos

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 5 років тому +10

    Sir, the new queen, she is too OP!
    THE DLC SHIPPED YESTERDAY!

  • @coleydragon7839
    @coleydragon7839 5 років тому +6

    I loved watching your rim world and seeing your support for the Great British empire

  • @pierrehelie521
    @pierrehelie521 5 років тому +79

    "Heroes are OP and can ruin everything" *laugh in Archaon + beefy bulky smashing chosen*

    • @ahmadtarek7763
      @ahmadtarek7763 5 років тому +10

      There is this new guy in town called tyrion , I once saw him kill three heroes in a battle with a pencil , he is rel gud .

    • @ragnerschwarzmane3412
      @ragnerschwarzmane3412 5 років тому +5

      Lokir in the background: „don‘t mind me, just soloing your army, heroes and lord without even taking damage. You know. Thursdays.

    • @ragnerschwarzmane3412
      @ragnerschwarzmane3412 5 років тому +8

      Also Kroak: „don‘t even talk to me unless you get at least 1000 kills a battle.“

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 4 роки тому +5

      @@ragnerschwarzmane3412 Kroak waves him away
      *Settlement disintergrates*
      Sorry, wrong finger.

  • @androlitoV
    @androlitoV 5 років тому +3

    NO WAYYY I was hoping he'd do this but I thought "nah no way, it's an rts" but here I am

  • @Atreides1991
    @Atreides1991 5 років тому +3

    Cleavage is such a beautifull name. I always love when you say it

  • @reaperwaits
    @reaperwaits 5 років тому +10

    Can’t beat a good old yeeting of goblins

  • @flagondragon1854
    @flagondragon1854 5 років тому +7

    Hey spiff you should give men of war assault squad 2 a look its a perfectly balanced rts game

  • @thorstenwuschner5296
    @thorstenwuschner5296 5 років тому +13

    "Im not a big fan of losing lovely infantry " Has 2 UNITS of infantry

    • @satriosyarif8180
      @satriosyarif8180 5 років тому

      Thorsten Wüschner they are already in the first place so....

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 4 роки тому

      When he does not have them, he can not loose them. Easy enough. Tea?

  • @killertigerace
    @killertigerace 4 роки тому +4

    This is the most op dnd campaign I’ve ever witnessed

  • @Wulfryk
    @Wulfryk 5 років тому

    one part that is absolutely key to this working the way it does. is the unit size, which is on small. the moment the unit size goes up all spells become far weaker and heroes wil need support to deal with bigger threats to stay up. the game is balanced around larger unit sizes

  • @boom1804likesskyrim
    @boom1804likesskyrim 5 років тому +4

    Spiff please show us the perfectly balanced nature of Caesar 4. We must have our great spiffing empire. (5th attempt)

  • @Novasky2007
    @Novasky2007 5 років тому +13

    8 unkillable under priced heroes decimating everything seems to be a near perfect rendition of the tabletop. $_$

    • @mk_gamíng0609
      @mk_gamíng0609 4 роки тому +1

      Well that's how vampire counts worked on table top , witch is a very cool concept for a army. Your army was weak and expendable and the majority of your killing power came from your heroes/lords

  • @marconarvaez9871
    @marconarvaez9871 5 років тому +6

    I'm telling it now: Dawn of War: Ultimate Apocalypse is a perfectly balanced mod with no exploits whatsoever

  • @RazgrizRed9
    @RazgrizRed9 5 років тому

    Vlad and Stephanie totally doing a Legolas / Gimli kill count competition on that city wall.

  • @williamthompson5988
    @williamthompson5988 5 років тому +1

    I was worried the joke at the beginning was going to fall flat. I'm glad it didn't

  • @utku1441
    @utku1441 5 років тому +9

    Because of you i wanna buy this game now are you happy spiff now i have less money for TEA. ARE YOU HAPPY ?

    • @Iristhornz
      @Iristhornz 5 років тому

      @@blakedup6190 Blasphemy! (though personally I'd have to agree... tea are yuck)

  • @jcubed8529
    @jcubed8529 5 років тому +3

    Spiff drinks with a coaster, when perfectly useful saucers exist....
    BLASPHEMY

  • @randomstuff9005
    @randomstuff9005 5 років тому +4

    He does this 4 days after the QUEEN'S birthday ughh SPIFF YOUR DISHONOR IS THE DEATH SENTENCE I FIND OUT THE DATE BY COUNTING HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE THE GLORIOUS QUEENS BIRTHDAY UGGHH.!

    • @dfdempire8912
      @dfdempire8912 5 років тому

      random Stuff her birthdays 21st of April he's 2 months late

    • @randomstuff9005
      @randomstuff9005 5 років тому

      @@dfdempire8912 hmm does google lie good sir it said the 8th of june for google hmmm...

    • @dfdempire8912
      @dfdempire8912 5 років тому

      random Stuff both google and Siri at 21st of April 1926

  • @BloodnSteel
    @BloodnSteel 5 років тому

    Yusss Spiff, moar Total War vids. I love the series. Funny goon squad action here too.

  • @someonestolebigboi-imbigboi
    @someonestolebigboi-imbigboi Рік тому +1

    3 years later... i guess that birthday card will stay in the mail for the rest of time...

  • @IronFreakV
    @IronFreakV 5 років тому +10

    Damn, after playing Warhammer 2 so much Warhammer 1 feels archaic in comparison.
    Also play Warhammer 2. It´s absolutely amazing.

    • @whatwhat7119
      @whatwhat7119 5 років тому

      I like the first one better. There are no unit compositions I like in 2, while I like empire vampire and chaos in 1. I tried playing vampires in 2 but theyre meh for some reason. Maybe because they arent stationary.

    • @friskscipio
      @friskscipio 5 років тому

      i always get annoyed with the loadtimes in the second game

    • @whatwhat7119
      @whatwhat7119 5 років тому

      @@friskscipio its why I dont just play the map with both

  • @amongus3345
    @amongus3345 5 років тому +6

    I'm probably too late, but YES.
    BIRTHDAY CARD SEND NOW

  • @Tragedous
    @Tragedous 5 років тому +11

    :This is likely to ruin a certain amount of balance in the game:
    Excellent

  • @schroediplays6524
    @schroediplays6524 5 років тому

    Had the same experience when I first played TTW with the von Carsteins :D Very good video^^

  • @CrundoSplashberry
    @CrundoSplashberry 5 років тому

    This is my first video I've seen of you, and I already love it. I'd love to see a video somehow breaking those lovely Night Goblins, but I don't know if it's possible. But if it is, you're the man (Goblin) to find it!

  • @mdg456
    @mdg456 5 років тому +5

    Spiff: IT HAS IT ALL!
    Me: it doesn't have tea Spiff!

    • @rhyscallinan1948
      @rhyscallinan1948 5 років тому

      Next DLC hopefully. But still a DLC, not vanilla, unfortunately

    • @emilborg7133
      @emilborg7133 5 років тому

      Warhammer 2 has medicinal herbs as a trading resource.. and we all know that means tea.

    • @mdg456
      @mdg456 5 років тому

      @@emilborg7133 ya but those arent tea leaves, so by Spiff standards, it gets thrown in the atlantic with the coffee

  • @shotokan1329
    @shotokan1329 5 років тому +13

    Plz do the Warhammer 2 Love to see you brake it. Great video keep it up!!!!

  • @Forold
    @Forold 2 роки тому +11

    Got this off of epic games for free and am not surprised spiff has already made a "guide" on it

  • @HsHMaize
    @HsHMaize 5 років тому

    Been watching and enjoying these splendid videos for a while now and today one of my students returned from a trip to London with a pack of Yorkshire Tea! I was the happiest person in all of Japan. :) Share the tea, share the love.

  • @delbomb3131
    @delbomb3131 2 роки тому

    Your thumbnail made me think sirsic would be joining

  • @Dannico
    @Dannico 5 років тому +29

    Your videos are amazing. That’s it. Keep scrolling

  • @gabr.7878
    @gabr.7878 2 роки тому +11

    Loving this

  • @stuntedwriter9659
    @stuntedwriter9659 5 років тому +6

    Since I started watching this channel my rate of tea consumption has gone up 964.3%. Damn, I love tea.

  • @AzureGreatheart
    @AzureGreatheart 4 роки тому

    From what I've gathered through watching these Total War: Warhammer videos, a hard initial challenge basically come with a note saying "but it gets comically easy once you've somehow survived long enough to get set up."

  • @bobreil7464
    @bobreil7464 4 роки тому

    As I was staring at your magnificent picture above my computer drinking delicious tea I was overwhelmed with inspiration in regards to the fact that I should send you a birthday card and wish you a magnificent birthday. Please accept this lovely box of tea with our congratulations on this celebrated day.
    PS. Long live the queen 👑💞