My Worst Injuries
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oof ouch owie
🤕
Ack
Chipflake well played
Chipflake haha
*O* *O* *F*
yet, you live to tell the tail...
GetMadz nice wordplay
XD
Did you just make a cat pun?
AAAAAAAA PUNS
That sounds like its oh harry potter when prof magonnagal(idk how to write the name) says to ron and harry "No first year can figh a mountain troll and live to tell the tale"
*laughing so hard at the thought of you only walking stairs down like a crab*
If it helps, here: 4:25
Oh hi I'm a heckin' fan
Dang heckn crab doin a zoom.
@@drawingdiversions7542 You're doing Gods work.
he's just scared.. DON`T JUDGE HIM!!!!
chip flake: gets hit in the face with a snowball
also chip flake: DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES 2:32
WHY IS THERE NO REPLYS HERE
Uhh you mean your background music
3:27
*MORE DOOM MUSIC*
Lol
Everyone here is a doom fan (i think) just like me
I jumped down a tiny castle at a playground and BROKE MY FOOT
ouch
One time I was running in my mom's friends house and I broke my pinky toe on a wooden chair
Youch
Did you dislocated your ankle or broke your toe?
Ice cream
I have a scar that looks like a bullet hole in my leg. I got it from a bench. The freaking flat side of a bench, it wasn't even the corner.
At least it looks cool.
Grace Prindle I know!?!
Hugs are dangerous kids, stay away from them.
But I love hugs IT'S WORTH IT
Asiboe I see you everywhere.
Asiboe I agree with you fully
Asiboe nu
You are one of my fav animators! Top 15!
One day a person threw a tangerine in my eye. Ouch
Also when i was 5 i kicked my face with a window. A classmate said "You are bleeding-" I started crying because of that LOL
(I know I’m extremely late to comment but anyways) You didn’t cry from the pain, you cried from the thought of embarrassment from bleeding
2:37 Running to get a phone charger when your phone is 1% be like
So true
Yes
lol
Yesh
Lol not copying inybody
I have a phobia against soccer balls, footballs, baseballs, dodge balls, ect.
My face is a ball magnet.
Yennie Fer same once 5 different times i was talking with a friend and the ball would go around him bounce off the wall behind us and hit me in the back of the head, i am a ball magnet
Yennie Fer 'my face is a ball magnet' I took that the wrong way...
Yes its mostly football for me because my friends want me to play football and what happens... My face... in 1 match, round or whatever i got hit 3 times in the face 1 while i was playing and 2 while i was walking away while the match was going, i like dodge ball though im like a ninja at dodge ball because most of the time they r soft balls
I know the feeling. . .
Just remember your five fundamentals Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge!!!! XD
*We all know the worst injury is stepping on a Lego.*
yes
FBI, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
agreed
Me to XD
Bur d Once i was walking through my kitchen and my lil sis had then dumped legos around my feet, so I stepped on them with no reaction and made myself a omelette,
i was dying on the inside.
Breaking my wrists while falling out a tree. It was like 5 feet high and the branch was obviously unstable.
I have 2.3 brain cells.
why 2.3
Because the others died....
you’re lucky I have 1.9
Chaos: slime has -1 brain cells
Slime: so you have chosen death?
My foot slipped off the pedal of an exersize bike.
I have nerve damage now
I had something in my foot
Popped the blister by mistake, reinflated the next day, and it became an almost seriously bad infection
I have a stor-
**phone falls on my face**
Lol
I know how you feel xD
I fell up the stairs
Lel, if this isnt nokia 3310 you wont go to surgency for repairing face
@@sugar_ventricles Lol
A few years ago, I was sitting in front of the Christmas tree and playing games on my 3DS, when the tree fell over and landed on me. Yep. Not much else to say about that.
Oooh oof ouch-
@@arsullia I somehow wasn’t hurt too bad, but I never sat next to the tree, again. :P
Ooh that’s good!
@@shadowthething250 tell you what, i dislocated my arm one time in a restaurant in China, then dislocated my arm (same arm) two more times in a amusement park in China ;-;
@Mememan2401 oh- oh my-
I'll cry when I want to ask a teacher something cause I feel like I'm to old for that then I get weird looks and I get introuble for crying for no absolute reason.
I broke my collar bone in the most amazing and majestic way possible.
I fell off my bed.
Noël Draws beautiful
I was expecting something great.. and that is what I recived
(⸟ᗝ⸟)
My friend broke his collarbone doing a cartwheel.
I broke my shoulder falling off of a hammock XD, I still have the immobilizer on
Nice video! It's been some time since last I checked your channel "n.n but man, you have improved so much, you deserve 5 times more views and subs!
About a personal story, mmmh... I remember that when I was very little, like 4 or 5 years old, we used to have a mango tree in the backyard. I loved to climb it but I also had fear of heights so... I would get scared to get down. I 'figured' that the best way to get down of the tree was to scream for help.
So just imagine a little girl, climbing up a tree, yelling, being taken down, then climb up the tree again and start yelling again. Yep, my neighbors might have loved their afternoons hearing that almost everyday LOL
That's actually kind of a good tactic lol
The video literally be like:
"once I got hit by a snowball"
"also I don't know how to use stairs"
:>
True
One day during math class I was walking with a pencil really fast and then I tripped and the pencil went halfway through my hand, I also needed to pull the pencil out of my hand so...
😬
I have graphite stuck in my thumb from a similar situation
I got a giant rusty screw stuck in my foot
Me: *Riding my bike*
Random tiny stone: Who`s day am I`m going to ruin today?
Me: *Fall down, slide a bit, get a scarf that covers my left knee*
Random tiny stone. YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Edit: I actually got even more scars on my left leg now, because I fell into a very shallow river a jear ago. THE RETURN OF THE ROCKS!
*Thanos snaps the tiny stone-*
oh u should have seen my scar its 32 cm long!
I feel you xD That happened like two times in my life, and I've now got little scar's.
Lol du bist Deutsch oof
@@luuigi5007 thats happened to me two times this week.....
WORST INJURIES HUH? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I COPYRIGHTED THIS 2 MONTHS AGO THANK YOU VERY MU--
FR loving the story bits - can tell you're really developing the style well ;)
CAN WE COPYSTRIKE KATZUN???
i broke my back
on a trampoline
idk how i can walk/run/anything still
Eef
*how did you survive*
If breaking the net on a trampoline means breaking it than I have broken a trampoline
Now I'm scared to go on my trampoline-
WHAT THE
You, falling down the stairs to the point of not feeling any pain with it anymore. Oof! That is so relatable! D:
The dumbest injury I've ever gotten was breaking my ribs while learning how to ride a bike.
And no - it is not like "I drove too fast and toppled over" or something. Nope.
We used to live on a hillside that goes like 35° downhill at all times. So, my sister and I were tutored by our older sister to drive around the parking lot. At some point, my bike decided to curve a bit too much, and I went downhill that parking lot. My sister yelled at me to hit the brakes, but my brain was thinking: "If I do that, I will fall forward!" (totally forgetting back paddling brakes on the bike). So I rolled down and the parking lot came to an end on a construction site. I leaped off the bike, ditched it into the 10 cm drop, while I jumped chest first int the side of a closed metal dumpster. You know the ones, that need to be carried away by big trucks. I hit the side so hard, it broke one of my lower ribs. I didn't cry, but I was shaken up like hell. Not because of pain, but because of just what had occurred.
I never learned how to drive a bike. And that's the reason xD
One time i was playing tag at this playground tagged someone then ran into a pole and was just so suprised that i fell backwards and just was laying there confused
Mr. MAXXAM LoL
Poles MUST be outlawed >:o
I walked ingo a pole at recess but this time NOBODY was there.
Gym Time: Dodge Ball
Me: *Avoiding everything*
Teacher: You’re going to have to participate for me to grade you...
Me: But I am participating... It’s called dodge ball for a reason, right?-
**Suddenly gets hit by a ball**
i always feel like the guy from matrix when i dodge something
Am I the only person who doesn't do this? There's always a huddle of people That just squeeze in a corner and do nothing. Strategy wise it's good because you got to hide behind If you can or pretend to be With them if you're tired.
ikr
Hahahaha ( wheeze wheeze chuckle)
I once trapped a bumble bee inside a flower (it was deep in this flower) by pinching the petals closed behind it. It hurt a lot when the stinger came through the flower petal and into my finger tip.
ThatGuyWhoCantSing I had a similar story once! 😂
Dat Doge, they are fully capable of stinging, even multiple times since their stingers are not barbed. But they are usually very docile so it's easy to believe they don't sting.
Bees? You mean demons from hell!
ThatGuyWhoCantSing R.I.P. bee victim
I just wanted to touch a bee, but it just stabbed me ;-;
“I dont wanna play anymore”
Lemme just sit down and...
“Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ah.”
edit:
so heres a story I just remembered
Once at school a bunch on kids were jumping off the twisty slide on the playground and i said
“You shouldn’t do that you guys are gonna fall and break something”
Not a minute after i said that, this guy fell onto his arm and broke it.
BAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
LOLALILA
lol.
The commit makes it sound like a good time
I've been subbed for not that long but within this "short" amount of time, i've seen quite a lot of improvement on your drawing and animation skills, keep up the good work!
It was windy and dust went into my eyes so I decided to rub it then about 20 seconds later someone threw a netball at my face but because my hand was there it just hit my hand.
On Christmas Eve I was cleaning up and someone spilt water on the tiles then I fell over and fractured my arm.
Someone headbutted me so hard I had to go to the emergency room although I didn't fracture anything.
Also one-time someone kicked me in the face...
I got kicked in the balls 3 times by the same GUY. Yes, another guy.
jeez ur very accident prone.
Leafpelt the Catwing Me or him?
@@abrahamo2895 him
You a trooper
What you said about dodgeball is EXACTLY what would happen to me. I would be the last one on my team for dodging really well, but then I was against like 5 other people on the opposite team. I couldn’t throw or catch, so it was really awkward to continue the game at that point.
same ;-;
Same
Same
My school doesn't do dodge ball because they say its too dangerous
Same
By the time I was 12 I was lucky to be alive, due to the amount of times I’ve almost died such as climbing halfway up a cliff face then realising I wasn’t attached to anything, Playing tag and running down a hill forgetting there was a quarry at the bottom of it and I took a massive leap and had to cling onto a root sticking out of the cliff. Many, many things like that and somehow I’m still living and have never broken anything
*roblox death sound*
*deep breath* OUF!
Oof
Liam Shackhorn OOF
00F
*OOF*
I was in kindergarten, and I forgot to say goodbye to my dad, whom I was over attached to, and ran after him again. I fell on a door mat and hit my head on the hinge and now I have had a permanent pink scar over my eye. PPL will go: "Wow how did you get that?!" and I will go "I walked into a door"
has anyone ever actually asked you that? and if so did you really give them that response?
Michael Bobb No, i tend to say i Got struck by voldemort. I Will purchase that kindergarten and name the door voldemort one Day.
I can relate to the stair thing, when I was really little, I would run up and down the stairs in my home, and usually trip and smack my face on one of the steps, or trip and roll down the stairs, I actually started to use the railing after that.
By the way I love your art style, it’s unique from what I’ve seen. I hope to see more soon!
One time i fell down my stairs, except it didn’t hurt. I told my dad, and for some dumb reason, asked him if I could do it again. Good times.
i got stung by 3 wasps. in a row. it hurt. now i have a phobia for wasps. and almost everythig that is pointy.
So that means you're afraid of your characters hair
haha
I got stung by some bug (I dunno what it was cuz it was behind me)
Now I'm scared of them
oof
I remember when I was a smol child my mom (who I viewed as super strong and tough because I was smol) got stung by 2 wasps and now I can't stand to be near them.
I was on a trampoline with my little cousin who is crazy.
I dont think i have to explain it any more.
My hand still hurts after 3 years and it wont stop for the rest of my life.
Good times.
Oh, thats not great
how crazy?
Sheers! i'll drink on that
doctor requied
?
Stairs are not what you should worry about.
*Elevators are the real monsters.*
Don't forget about escalators
RockyRoad88 *Lifts
One time i went on an elevator that was loud and shaky. We call it the death elevator.
Salebolen!
Elevators, Lifts same thing, different way to say it.
WoolenPegasus 49 Yeah, No. It's elevator in America and lift in England. This is an English channel.
"If u have any other dumb injuries, plz comment it"
Me: *flashbacks to me putting my thumb on a razor because I had no idea that that's what it was*
My cousin dropped me down the stairs when I was 2
My brother hit me in the face with the heavy front door of our house
I hit my lip on the hard part of the couch trying to get away from my brother
My pinky finger got dislocated when a ball tossed to me hit it
Thankfully I've never really broken a bone, the worst that's happened is the door slamming into me and multiple cases of blunt head trauma!
Mar 73 same. No broken bones.
you might have a little bit of bwain dabblage.
fangirl star Yeah other than being dropped down the stairs onto my leg I'm good
Vokun Kriia I mean it'd explain my horrible memory and slow processing speed
The worst injury I have had so far was a dislocated arm, and that was because I didn't want to leave a restaraunt or something when I was, like, 2-3
"I'm good at dodging but bad at throughing"
OMG SAME PROBLEM
I'm bad at both lol
Throwing*
Im good at dodging so when i was last on my team my team would lose cuz i cant throw
Same, I either throw too hard, or throw too light ;-;
@@Sillymothboi-n5s being short is a blessing for dodgeball, just throwing is bad
Everybody: I broke my arm idk
Me:I fall down the stairs and broke my little toe :'')
I've fallen down the stairs before. I was walking up to the attic and as soon as I got to the last step I fell backwards.
Also I almost broke my little toe by running into a little table with Flowers’s on top WITH IRON LEGS
*OOF*
LpsKittyGacha Gamer that makes me cringe so hard for your pain
Creepy Waffles it’s fine did you ever injure yourself doing something stupid?
I charged headfirst into a bench at a funeral when I was five and I busted my forehead open. It hurt like hecc.
I ran on dried coral at the beach. Fell, and tore up my legs. 3 years later, I still have scars. Cri
i have some scares that are 5-6 years old they are so visible its pretty much a different shade of skin dark just dark
Once I was camping in Scotland , I wanted some Yorkshire tea!! Badly because I hadn't had eny for a week so my mum made me some . just as I took the teabag out the boiling hot water I spilt it on my leg. Boom second degree burns all the way up my leg then a 6 hour car jurny back to Yorkshire
Fun.
I still have a mark in my knee when I slammed it with glass... 4/6 years ago probably
I tend to fall down my stairs a lot. It's happened so often and i rarely get hurt that it's comical. I somehow manage to almost magestically catch myself and crumple in just the right way that I don't get hurt by the fall! It's like I've become so accustomed to falling down the stairs that my body reacts by momentarily turning to elastic, rubber and I swear to God spandex with how my joints seem to bend ungodly far without injury.
But then one time, after doing my graceful landing, I stood up too fast. Got dizzy. And fell and hit my head and THAT is what sent me to the hospital with a concussion.
Cody Zimmerman falling down stairs that much takes skill
Well of course, how else would I level up in light armor? Didn't feel like getting in fights so I chose the fall damage option.
Cody Zimmerman or did you have a unlimited potion for fall damage
You should not be cringy I did not, I just had a mod to reduce fall damage when wearing light armor or no armor
Cody Zimmerman oh that explains everything
One time, I thought I was a big boy and tried to get out of the car without help. I fell, and the pavement hit my collar bone so hard that it stuck through my chest a little and I passed out to the pain. My mum told me that she panicked so hard that she almost crashed the car when going to the hospital.I dont remember it, but my mum said I was around 4 at the time and it all happened in the space of around half an hour.
Also, at the same age, I was at McDonald’s with my family and tried to fly by jumping off the seat. instead, my head hit the corner of the table and I cracked it open.
I broke a finger......
I watched with no volume, and when I put Inna headset...
WHAT THE FUUUU-
When I was a kid I felt left out because I was the only one of my friends who never broke any body parts
Trash Animations hi
For the 56th T I M E T O D A Y
Mr YetToBeThrownOutLemon
???
I see both of you everywhere xD guess we all have great taste in channels
Mr YetToBeThrownOutLemon OH MY GOD YOU'RE A LEGEND
"I do not tolerate slavery in my classroom" -Mr. Yet to be thrown out lemon
Chip, I really love your videos and your vioice is so relaxing to me. Thank you for making them, I'll always be a huge fan.
Un Sándwich De Mortadela Yea I like her voice too
Re Hack chip, is a frickin boi
MaKenzie Norman I also tought that for a long time, but there's this video collaborating with another youtuber and he calls Chip a she; He says things such as ''subscribe to her channel''.
Chipflake: I was a sensitive kid...
Me and my friends: *running giant, hard, plastic sleds into each others faces and crushing them into the icy sledding hill, while the adults never watch us at recess*
I hide all my pain if it means I can be a better friend. I consider my friends to be better than my own life
Man thats just sad and deppresing and other sad words
Wow, you are an amazing animater! Love your drawing style :3
I was a very happy boi to see this video in my feed
Once I was skiing in Switzerland ( my school took a group of students to Switzerland on a ski trip I was 11) and I was going down a slope extremely fast. I have no fear of going fast or high mountains. Anyways, I was going really fast and my friend (well,at the time we weren’t friends) she was complaining on how slow I was (even though I was way faster than her) and she wanted to go in front of me. I shouted and told her no because I was going so fast that I couldn’t stop myself. But she didn’t listen, She cut me off, which caused me to trip on my skiis and I fell down the mountain. I almost fell of the whole mountain. and then when I caught my balance there was a 5 year old kid in front of me. The only way to stop myself was to fall over and I did cause I didn’t want to hurt the kid. I ended up breaking my ankle. Yay 👍
something like that happened with this one boy i know.
last year we went skiing, and he went down this fairly steep hill with this other boy.
apparently somehow he fell over and fractured his ankle.
and a person who was supervising us dislocated his arm
f u n
provoked tater wow......I feel bad. Skiing is so dangerous
greetings from switzerland :33
I actually broke both my ankles... One by skipping and tripping over a stump... And another by jumping off my horse... So now every movement my ankles pop...It normal, mostly because I didnt want to have to wear a ankle brace for however long... Because I wanted to go run, like a normal person
Lawliet Yagami I want to ski..also oof
Best feeling ever:
Relaxing, eating drumstick/refreshers and watching chipflake
My worst injuries were hitting my head on the sharp edge of the pool while back flipping in and cutting my toe open when I dropped a charger on it
Damn poor coffee
@@torpeda0665 that sucks
dang, my worst injuries were when when i was cutting potatoes with a very sharp knife and accidentally cut my thumb in a way that would have cut off the skin. it hurt SO MUCH. and the other is when i was really happy i came home from school and my house has wooden stairs and i was trying to be fast and i fell and hit my chin on it, and it started bleeding a lot and later it healed but i had to walk around school with a large scab on my chin ._.
@@ARCHIVED9610 wow that reminds me of when I was like 3 years old and I was dumb enough to jump in a pool in a way that made me scrape my chin on the edge
oof
Hello fellow English speaking person living in Germany! Guten Tag und viel Glück auf weitere Videos!
-Deine Lory
Danke Lory! :D Komme btw auch aus Deutschland.
2:37 when my dad forces me to get ready for school
My version.
Me:Ah Winter vacation no school plus I don't need to do my homework I have more tim-
Dad: Hey son today is your last day of vacation so get ready
Me: 2:37
L9l
ItzCocafizz Gacha:3 so so true
Same.
Same
one of my injuries is when I was at school before it started and I slid down a slippery, snowy slide and slid like 10 - 20 feet then i did the SPLITS, and started crying and it felt like I broke my legs
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffff
When I was doing TaeKwonDo I got kicked in the face at a tournament. They said I was out cold for a good 10 to 15 seconds. D:
I got told off.
I was out cold for a good 10-15 minutes. I woke up being complemented for my eyelashes by the teachers.
Oh jeez. All I get from Taekwondo is pain... In my everything....
Curse the person who kiked u
when I was an orange belt in tae kwon do (I'm a second degree black belt now) a green belt was basically going super saiyan on me, he kicked me into a corner and knocked me over while I was balling my eyes out, they had to literally pull the kid off me, I never saw him again
Same but I tackled the person who kicked me ....
I was running, then I fell. Guess what was there to greet me...
L E G O S.
I scraped me knee f a s t on the sharp bit of some bricks and it stung like crazy for a bit.
I cut my foot really badly after standing on a 1x1 lego piece then falling over it
Obviously you haven't learned your lesson based on your icon
Let it be known that this is a joke and don't take it seriously because if you do then ill have to boil your teeth
BrickJam in medival times legos were the torture device for treason
I live in Canada and here, we put gravel on the tarmac in winter, so when the snow melts down, there is just these slippy rolly spiky little rocks left on the ground.
I was playing soccer (football) on the tarmac at my school and when I fell, there were those two sharp 5mm rocks just waiting to dig a big groove on my knee. Weirdly enough i was surprised to feel no pain. Don't ask why, 'cause I dunno.
LEGO!! AAAHHHHHHHH
This story isent embarrassing, but it hurts to think about it, I was running on pavement, slipped on a rolling ball, slid across the pavement with SHORTS on, tore my knee off, and had kids almost vomit when I had to have a classmate carry me to the nurse. It was that bad.
HaH Nothing conpared to me and my scooter i tore my knee of so much i was tearing scabs of when i fell again U^U
DA_ Peashooter too
Ong
that happened to me as well! I know your pain
DA_ Peashooter wait you can tear a knee?!?!?
That happened to me once
I like how he edited in the deathmetal scream
I had a promblem: im a falling down stairs person. Everytime i walk or run in stairs i just fall upward and down ward. i even falls on the bus stairs lol. ( i such a turtle who falls lol)
The dumbest injury I’ve had as a kid is when I got sent to bed early because it was a school night but I didn’t want to go to bed so I sat at the top of the stairs for a while then I decided I’m going to roll down these. But I have a wall at the bottom of my stairs because my stairs turn and I didn’t think about that. So I rolled down the stairs and smashed right through a plaster wall into the living room just looking at my parents lying on my back and we stared at each other for about five minuets then I cried. I sat on the couch for about ten minuets and then went to bed😂😂😂
OOF LOLLLLLL
we must learn from you
Teach me ur ways
HOW DID YOU SMASH A WALL?
Lol
Yay!! New video, love it!!
The only three at least somewhat traumatizing injuries are as follows:
1: Squashed femur (July 2015, when I was 7 years old.) I was at my grandparents' house in Wisconsin, when I was trying to beat my twin brother and 5-year-old sister in a race, and I kept losing. So I asked for assistance from the neighbor, who weighed around 90 kilograms (198 pounds), so when he tripped all of a sudden, I fell first and then he landed on me. The bones in my legs, even though I drink a TON of milk weren't able to resist an impact of that level of violence. I had to use crutches for a good couple of months because my left femur bone had broken, until the rods that kept the fracture stable had their removal as a birthday present for my dad on February 26th 2016. Only thing is the surgery left a permanent scar on my knee that is STILL there.
2: Glass stab to the knee (December 2015, when I was 8 years old.) You know how most Christmas ornaments are made out of glass, right? Well one of these smashed, and the fragment was in the perfect position to stab my knee when I tripped and fell on it. And you have NO idea how much that bled! I had it stitched up later that night, and the stitches got removed after a few months. Again, just like number 1, it's left a permanent scar that is STILL there years later.
3: What. The. Hell. Stupid. Stairs. (September 2021, when I was 13 years old.) Tbh this one was way too recent. I tripped on the stairs falling all the way down to the landing, with my knee taking the brunt of the impact since I landed right on it. Fortunately, the bone didn't break. Unfortunately, the impact was so strong that it just left agonizing pain. That joint is still bugging me to this day even though that was basically just hard-impact bruising which would've healed after a week or two. I've been trying to stretch it out to try and reduce the pain since October, which hasn't really been working...I hope it goes away eventually.
And that's all three! Stay safe everyone! (god I am literally typing whole paragraphs in the comments over and over again)
0:57 YOU.KNOW.MY.TACTIC!!!!!! FOR PLAYING TAG OMg
OMG SAME
Jk I'd run until I died
I have a bad relationship with stairs, and rocks, and trees, and walls, and garage doors, and sea shells, and doors.....I get hurt a lot-
SEA SHELLS WTF ?? WHAT HAPPENED WITH THOSE
Screamo
A giant clamb tried to eat his/her hand....maybe?
My younger sis and I were at the beach and she tried ta splash me, so I tackled her and cut my hand open on a seashell. XD
Also, if you watch my videos you would know whether I was a girl or boy XD
So not long ago i was in the gym shooting baskets, this dude wanted to try to shoot from the other side of the room like most of the boys do, that guy failed and it hit me in the back of the head really really hard.
I was stunned for a few seconds, cried a lil cause im a wimp, then i went back to shooting.
The guy felt really really bad and apologized to me and he was literally rubbing my head :3
people at my school will knock you over and not give a shit, it's happened to me too many times to count.
I nearly broke my nose by my brother knocking me down the stairs, and nearly had brain damage from playing a game in primary where you keep spinning around, untill your the last one spinning, and fell, so I cut my nose and had a dent in my head, but it wasnt deep enough to hit the skull, but I was dizzy and nearly fell over again, which could've been bad.
One time when i was 8
I tiped on air and faceplanted into the ground
Kayden George wow... IT’S TRIPPED..
@Shawn Townsend LOL
the "crying" at 1:30 looks more like you've seen Satan himself
2:31 this part was funny to me
fox tail studio mine to
Same
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when I was 4, a friend's big sister tried to carry me. I fell from LITERALLY 20 cm (≈7.87 inches), but, somehow, I managed to break my tibia.
I wonder how cats get buff muscular tails... I should probably train my lazy cats!
Omg the drawings were so adorable :D I loved the screamos and how fitting they were xD
I just almost had my hands froze once, when I was minutes beyond not feeling them, I had to enter a shop to warm up and they thought I was crazy so oops!
You're one of my favorite UA-camrs. ♡
Chip you are one of my favorite animators. I love your intro, you are funny, relatable, and upload regularly. Please continue to upload
I broke my finger by tripping while going UP stairs.
Pawsome video ChipFlake! I definitely will watch my step on stairs
Dogeball. I loved the game in middle school but when high school came around EVERY GUY THREW THE BALLS LIKE A CANNON
I can’t go anywhere without hurting myself. I get bruises, scratches, splinters, etc. Going anywhere. Yet i’ve never broken, sprained or anything like that. Crazy.
Same with me!
same, I never do anything dangerous though. and my sister calls me sensitive for it
Oh my gosh same though XD
same for me and my sis
I’ve been punched in the face, scratched with a stick, hit a bit too hard in the face by a dodgeball (like you have,) stubbed my toe millions of times, accidentally scratching myself with my nails that are the size of Mt. Everest, generally just hurt myself on corners, etc. At least I haven’t broken a bone or fractured myself (yet.)
I fell out of a tree five years ago. My arm is physically crooked, and I can’t touch my shoulder properly anymore.
oof
OOOOOOOOOF
Aw man, hope you feel better :
"Ah, good a concusion."
-Spy - tf2
"I think I have a concussion!"
-Medic - TF2
I'm early for a Chipflake video?! Oh, man, listen, uh... You're really cool and you do cool stuff and I like you so there!
I was in the same situation with dodgeball, the only difference being that the gym teacher rarely ever let the game progress to the point where it was only one person left on a team, because people that are out aren’t exercising. My strategy was always to run around and gather the balls that ended up along the back wall and bring them to the people who could throw.
When I was in elementary school, I saw people a grade or two higher were playing soccer. I thought it'd be cool to play with them. I was goalie since I wasn't all about running around, then someone kicked that ball in the air at me. Not knowing what to do I leaped up in the air to catch it. But I didn't know that it was going at *SUPERSONIC* speed directly at my face, slamming in it. Everyone came to high-five me for stopping the shot, but I just wanted to pass out.
Also in elementary I've literally gotten hit in the head with just about EVERY ball in the school, and the strangest thing was, it was all by girls. Not the same girls, just girls, which I think was just weird. Especially because each one was a complete accident.
Okay, so literally on Friday, we had field day. I was having a great time ya know? My teacher was like “hey let’s take a group picture on those benches!”
they were like bleachers, but smaller.
So while we were taking the pictures, the bench collapsed, and it landed on my foot. It hurt a ton, but it’s not broken. The muscle just hurts a lot, so I can walk properly.
Don’t put a class on a metal bench. Someone might get attacked by it lmao
That whole thing with being the last person left in dodgeball and not being able to throw was just me. I caused so many damn draws as a kid.
I was jumping of the third step as I got used to it,I suddenly let go of the pillar because my finger hurt from doing it,making me actually take damage as I did not turn around to the other side of it
If we ever meet again I'm gonna make sure we take the stairs everytime so I can see this happen
It was a beautiful sunny morning on a beautiful sunny sort of farm place.
Little kid me skipped happily along the grass, until my dad came up to me. "Don't go through the barn door because blah bla blah..."
Little kid me instantly tuned it out. Don't go though? Did he mean DO go through?
As he turns to walk away, I go for it. My little stubby legs waddle happily towards the door, blissfully unaware of the dangers it truly held..
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I was stung by a whole hive of wasps. Kudos to little kid me.
FAKE
While playing dodgeball, my friend ran into me, I fell on the concrete, I broke my wrist, didn’t know that I had broken my wrist, went to the nurse, she said she’d put it in a sling, didn’t know how to put a sling on even though she was a nurse, had to get a grade 7 boy in, he did a terrible job, but I just went with it. Went the whole day thinking that I had just sprained my wrist or something, came home, Mum screamed, took me to the hospital and was told that it was broken 👍🏻 I didn’t even cry when I broke it, the only thing that I cried about about that was the fact that I couldn’t do math for a few months 😂😂😂
Oh yeah, and about a year later I was walking my dog and the lead slipped out of my hands, (we were only like a few feet away from our driveway but our driveway was hidden in the rainforest) I tried to jump for the lead as he tried to run, ended up on my face, but I grabbed it! Realised that I had landed on my thumb, went home, Mum screamed, took me to the hospital, said it was broken, then cried that I couldn’t hold a pen properly for a few months.
Ohhhhh, and a year after that I tried to grab my dogs collar from behind a chair, bent my fingers back, Mum screamed, went to the hospital, said my middle finger was broken, then cried that I couldn’t point the rude finger at people for a few months- jk jk, but I did cry at the fact that I couldn’t hold a pencil properly for a few months 👍🏻
Why does your mom scream so much!??? My mom would just say it's broken and bring me to tlhe hospital
AND WHY DO U BREAK BONES SO MUCH XD
Gaming Ender Dragon221 when I was 7 I cried when I fell on the floor.
The floor had carpet.
LOL
Gaming Ender Dragon221 🤣
Gaming Ender Dragon221 they all lead down to not writing *claps* good job I’ve only broken a wrist :/ my life is boring
Can we all just praise Chip to the fact that this video is EXACTLY four minutes and forty four seconds
Um actually it’s 4:45 seconds 🤓👆
Oof small stairsteps. Anyway, I got hit in the face by a basketball when I was having a break by the bench in recess. It sucks when you get hit in the face. >~
I agree getting hit in the face is AWFUL!!! I got stitches in my forehead and knee though
Well i got trampled by a bunch of ppl just for them to get a basket ball :)) good times huh
I got hit on the top of my head
Somehow it didn't hurt that much
Smh,i cant believe it >:0
I have the exact same thing with dodgeball XD
But you forgot about the part when you're the last person, your entire team is yelling at you to throw/catch the ball, eventually you just let yourself get hit because it's been going on for too long and there's no way you could've won, and then your whole team shuns you for the rest of the day ; ^ ;
You should make "be careful when you go down the stairs" a regular outro! 😍 it's just so beautifully random yet common.
Like 'Wear your seatbelt!'
I was like 4 or so. I was at the top on the hill in the playground of my kindergarten and a caretaker yelled “snack!” Which meant they had all these cut up fruit. I ran down the hill full 4 year old speed and started gaining speed from the hill. At the end of the hill there was a platform. As i was close to the end i jumped off the platform. Flying like 5-6 feet in the air. Then splat on my head. Went to hospital and turns out i nearly hit an import part of my brain. :)