TERRIBLE CHILDHOOD ACCIDENTS (Story Time)
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Let me tell you about how I got the scar by my left eye.
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I'm completely accident prone. I recently walking into a glass wall... my super power is literally having bad luck. So let me tell you about my terrible luck and how I got the scar by my left eye. :)
Wow, just wow
This was posted before the video 😂
You know your doing a hood job sponsoring when you get the same sponsor
Kids are ticking time bombs of Stupid
I am still a kid and fall all the time
"Kids are ticking time bombs of Stupid"
*The Promised Neverland:* _Must be a Glitch in the Matrix_
I love promised neverland
Ray, Emma, and the rest of the escape gang: *Zips across a cliff*
While im here having panic attacks over talking to people
I love the The Promised Neverland and can’t wait for season 2
We must be in a different reality then them where fit people dont exist.
Ive litterly seen atleast one comment from you at every channel im subscribed to
CypherDen: I would fall, I would trip, I would walk into walls
Me: *C H E W S O N G L A S S*
Lol
omg what
Jokes on you my dad can’t beat me so I beat myself
𝗙
good for you unknown person.
" *Parents can't protect their children from stupidity* "
- Den 2020
True
XD
Lmao yea
@@JellyDuckyyyyyy
Congratulations you got
A Puppy
🎉 🐕 🎉
@@KidOregon100 poop
“Spoiler, Im alive”
*GASP*
oh wew i thout you were dead (lol ignoring the fact that U MADE THE VID!!!)
*G A S P*
*G A S P*
@@animestuffidk1463 Okay u kinda ruined the joke-
*G A S P*
“They laugh, cause its funny!”
“That... doesn’t make me feel better”
Top notch teaching aunty. 5/5
I just heard it
Loading screen tips be like:
You must own it and strike a pose
Dad:Please... Dying on the stairs is the stupidest death ever
Den: Wakes up
HEY GRANDPA DYING OF OLD AGE IS THE STUPIDEST DEATH EVER
Grandpa I'm back from the dead mother frienders
Dumb ways to D I E~
SO M A N Y D U M B W A Y S T O E D I EEE~~
That’s rude there are many ways you can die that might be one of them
Person A: Brooooooo, dying of cancer is the dumbest death ever man!
Person C: Breh, broski, homeslice, I think you cured meh.
LMAO
“Strike a pose when you fall”
Me: *dies of laughter*
Ayo same-
I would do that one line from a song "everyone do the flop"
Filipina moms be like
"Maging maganda pag nahulog girl"
@@lancetheking7524 yass
I run away like a lizard
“Don’t be embarrassed by making people laugh”
Remember kids, if someone laughs at your trauma, own it!
ok
Yas
"If you fall, you have to own it. Strike a pose!"
That is like, the best advice ever! Kudos on your aunt for that
Edit: damn, over 600 likes. 😯😯😯
If you look fabulous falling, no one can make fun of you. :P
@@CypherDen I remember playing wiffle ball with my mom we would use paper plates for bases and and the one time I was running around the plates I slid and tore the back of my sweatpants with a big rip and my underwear would be showing and ofcourse it didn't happen to me once but twice 😂
Definitely gonna follow it
CypherDen unless u look like me lol they’ll still laugh
@@CypherDen :o well glad i did it in kindergarden
“Filipino parents hate doctors and hospitals”
Me, a Filipino whose parents are doctors:
Ace Error
My dad hates the doctors but all my sisters are nurses
@@Cereal008 did he make any jokes about not having to go to the hospital now since his kids can take care of him lol
WHY YOU NO DOCTOR YET?
that's why they hate em, because they want to be the doctors and nurses at home.
Samee
Den: It's the only time I've seen him cry, he never cries.
That part shows how much his dad cared for Den
The title: I ALMOST DIED
me: oh yeah, we all did
Yep
*starts thinking if or when I almost died-*
me at least yet:
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh🙃
Is it rare to not experience something near death? I always followed my parents and i never experienced something that would cause my death
Younger CypherDen: *Exists*
Every object that you can think of: *I'm about to ruin this whole man's career*
Lol
@Lucas Zhu it's an old meme hun
@@fabianshedenhelm2986 it is oh idk that so oof/ R. I. P the thoughts of me knowing all memes
I tried to break my arm because I thought casts were cool and I wanted to be popular and have people sign it... I also wanted to see how many pennies I could fit in my mouth so I dumped out my penny jar in my mouth and ended up swallowing one because it fell down my throat then proceeded to spit all the pennies out and start crying that I was gonna die... I also put gum on my eyelashes...
Whole woman's career
Cypher: *sees heaven but walks away*
Death from final destination: “I’m about to end this *woman* ‘s whole career.”
oop-
"I couldn't handle being best friends with the floor"
Me: same but now I'm sisters with the floor
What’s up Allastor!
Me: you know how you always fall what's that like
Also me: what is like being friends with the floor be cause I am sister with the wall 😔
"Kids R Dummb"
Me: *tries to argue because I am technically still a kid but remembers how dumb I was and still am* oh... Oh yeah....
I can relate to that
@@roachdaddy4267lol i am a kid 2. I IS DUM!!!!! i no even spell no good that is why i type wierd example i no know u just exaple not relating to the fact a have to clue who u r and i is 10
@@animestuffidk1463 Yeah, you're right, you are dumb
i mean yeah.... as a kid if you don't want me to just become Hank from Madness Combat all you have to do is make me go outside at night and bubbles...
from a washing machine
kid den: *falls down stairs, is bleeding and could have had a concussion*
papa den: tis' but a scratch
Tis'but a fleash wound
"This video is sponsored by....."
Me: "Raid: Shadow Legends?"
"Wix."
Me: "Oh right. She's an animator."
CurtRichy?
Tabbes took it
Tabbes did it
Tabbes did it
Tabbes did it
Den: I should've gone to the hospital when I fell down the stairs
My 5 year old passed self: ** rolls like a bowling ball down the stairs**
Also me: ACK- eh. I'm fine **lips over to my mom:,"
My mom" JESUS CHRIST CHILD YOUR LIPING AND YOUR HEAD IS BLEEDING. LETS LEAVE.
Me: *Watching the crash*
Ad: Let’s just calm down *after* seeing *nothing*
*arbys*
Kid den: *sees light*
Kid den again: *lol bye*
*SPOILERS*
CypherDen:
*"I'm still alive"*
No duh, is you a ghost...no? Then you alive
Janet Howell
r/wooooosh
@@xxgwanstheskelegamerxx8369 wow you just got woooshed by a person on the internet don't you feel bad that you're stupid and don't get the joke so you should probably get off right now before you get roasted even more
Put that In a tune of a song
@@IsaiahTooSilly Uhhh. A little harsh
Look on my channel and go to older videos I have a friend and he was on my phone cuz we're basically Brothers
I fell down the stairs so many times but never broke any bone just my head hurt a bit that’s all I fell literally 10 times and broke nothing strange
Thank God that you are still safe to this day!
Been there as an older brother from accidents and for quite a few cases, I am just glad that we are all alright afterwards.
Your dad sounds so cool ngl
Hiiii
You just got a new sub I like your art style’
Fr
Hey~!
Her dad sounds kinda hardcore
Den: Kid logic.
*triggers memories*
Me: *screams*
The cycle of many poor decisions!
CypherDen for reals! I thought it would be perfect to roll off of a bathroom sink and try to catch myself with two arms rather than one so that I would end up having two broken arms instead of one so people would stop paying attention to the other kid who had a broken arm and give me double to attention. Because double the broken arms.
My teacher caught me. So it didn’t happen. 😂
love the art style
!!
I Found your channel on let me explain studios and im literally ADDICTED now your the best
God: Welcome to heaven Den-
Den: Peace
God: Wait where are you going?
.....
God: *sigh* Kids these days.
I would be den in this case
she be savage tho.
I would sirously walk towards the light it’s better than school 😂 jk
@@judithallison4598 oof
No God wanted her to stay here :)
"you can't protect your kids from their own stupidity" - den 2020
*If you couldn't get to it*
*OH MY GOD THE LIKES*
Thankyou
all i have to say is, yes.
Everyone needs an aunt like CypherDen's
“Philipinos hate doctors and hospitals”
*Me, who has Philipino aunts who are all nurses:* seems legit
First story: ah yes childhood idiocy. Same.
Second story: I didn't ask to cry while I ate my pancit canton, Den.
Can you send me some pancit canton though? :P
*does not know how to do that*
*proceeds to throw packets at phone*
@@joasisart7522 Me toooo and toss some skyflakes while you're at it 😂
Aww to bad these 3 packets are mine tho
"terrible childhood accidents"
Me:*is currently bleeding from my knee because I was running and fell on the sidewalk when I was playing with my little cousins, and somehow ripped my pants while falling*
Also me:... Bruh that didn't even hurt-
OMG i love ur animations ;-) i wished i was like ya!!
When you got to the part about falling down the stairs, I was like “well this video just became super dark.”
Den: *FALLS DOWN STAIRS,BLEEDS,SURVIVES*
Me: *CANCER*
Wow good thing nothing bad happened to me-
:3
Did dat actually happen to u
@@Lesbehonest09 hmm
Maybe-
:D
:0
Ngl, when you're at a very age, you're immune to everything. Eating dirt, licking dirty stuff, even getting hurt. I miss those days
Same! I'd have scratches all over me, I'd climb trees and do dumb stuff and I had so much energy... Man I miss those days too
Yeah.. Maybe the Sims one time actually is realistic, you could burn as a little kid but still wouldn't get hurt,or at least not too bad xD
Very true. Last summer I was riding at a world championship event for BMX racing, which is like MX racing but with a bicycle. Basically, you race around a track made primarily of dirt and you go over hills and around turns until you reach the finish line. So anyway, on this day it was ages 5-13 and everyone had 1 or 2 laps of practice. to actually get on the track you had to go down a 5 meter hill and then after that was a hill that would launch you into the air when you rode over it. So every single one of these kids were jumping that first hill their first lap since they we not likely to get another opportunity to try it before racing. As a result a lot of people crashed and it looked like they had seriously hurt themselves. But most of the time after a few seconds they’d just get up and continue riding
OK.
Same i ate paint-
Hey! I remember this happening to me too!
I woke up at the end of my school year.
And I fell during the summer holiday the previous year.
From binge watching your videos for 4 hours I could say that you imagine to much
“I pinched your eye until you stopped bleeding”
my parents will rub vicks on my broken arm
Title:
Terrible childhood accidents
Me:
Relatable , remind me of the time I stick my fingers inside the power outlet.....( 3 times actually)
Reminds me of this one time i screwed up a power outlet and some how caused the entire houses electricity die-
Le oof
Infinitygamecosmic I stuck my tongue and fingers in for the jolt
@@djdjhdjffjjff9269 nice-
I once plugged in a half-cut cable with sister when we were 6 and 7. We were trying to make robot out of some junk metal and failed horribly. We wern't hurt, but caused a flurry of sparks to fly up in the air. Some how we didn't cause a house fire, I say thank God and little kids are crazy.
Wholesome aunt bless her soul
When you were talking about your brain narrating, it reminded me of how I used to scene random scenes in life in cartoon form when I was a lot younget
Me: **reads title**
Also me: **is having flashbacks to the time I got food poisoning from bad spaghetti sauce and had to go to the ER**
And I never touched spaghetti again since! :D
My uncle died because of spaghetti
I almost died because i drank a whole bottle of hair conditioner-
you're missing out
@TheRandom Noctowl
WHAT THE
*if you survive then I can too >;>*
@@rainyalice2890 yeah good luck with that
Me: Ha she fel-
My phone: Has a crack across the screen from falling down the stairs
Karma: Hm what did you say?
Haha she/he realised she/he broke ther-
My phone: stop and think for a sec
Hah.
Den
The queen of the sponsors
"please dont fall asleep "
CHEERFUL AD TURNS ON
Den: your parents can't protect you from gravity
Ochako: we'll see about that
"Hey CypherDen! Play that one about falling down the stairs!"
CypherDen: *Nearly fucking dying*
'Love it!'
Love your videos :D
OMG UR ALIVE! ( ur brave btw :)
CypherDen's Dad: crying trying to wake his kid up
Also CypherDen's Dad: You're fine you don't need to go to the hospital
Talk about a 180 there.
I fell from a 2 story window once when I was a kid. I barley remembered much about that day. Found out later that my parents fought whether or not to take me to the hospital cuz I landed HEAD FIRST into a rock bed below and I hit my head pretty hard. They ended up not taking me as I wasn't visibly bleeding.
what da fu-
@@Sonicsgirl13 yes, internal bleeding is where the bleeding should be, not the outside, the outside is a no no
@@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 when I can afford it, I'll get a CAT scan to see any possible damage.
@@Sonicsgirl13 stop skinning cats to make a cat scan
“Kids are taking time bombs of stupid.”
Toxic comments: well then...
ALLAHU AHKBAAHRR
I think this has the quickest and yet darkest turn of any UA-cam video....IT LITERALLY TURNED FROM TALKING ABOUT LAUGHING TO DEATH😂
I love that you how that have multiple animaition styles
I've cried from my clumsiness before. I think it was my 134th time tripping over oxygen and hydrogen molecules.
Ah yes, air. My worst enemy. :'D
@@CypherDen STRICT ASIAN PARENTS (Animated) at like 3:25 (btw Cypher if you see this i am not a stalker i'm just a huge fan ;-;)
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have those skills.
@@dittofoster73 Do you also have the ability to loose fights against doors and tables 80% of the time? I have mastered this delicate art, and have become the subject of laugh many a time do to it.
@@Pixlfish37 Even my clothing is against me. Some how the toe of the right sock got under the heel of the left sock and when I got out of bed the toe of the right sock was now under the left knee and off the bed and onto the floor I went. I always laugh when I get hurt and I gave my dogs and cats quite a fright. 🤣
MY GUY HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, also you made me cry for 5 minutes
Dad:please dont fall asleep....
Mini den:"stays up until morning"
Okay, but Dens dad, wears sun glasses even when he’s asleep, no one can tell me otherwise
Cypherden:” I was very clumsy”
Me:”ha same(while walking into a door)”
I am still clumsy in my twenties
No way
Same lol
I wear an M1 helmet (US standard combat helmet used from 1941 to 1985) while hiking in the desert of Arizona, when I was walking under a cliff when I heard an audible metallic **CLUNK!!** I hit the deck, no I'm not a veteran, so I stand back up and turn around and say, "Hey! Who's hucking rocks at me? Wait. I'm alone out here." I run from under the cliff and inspected the helmet for any damage. Ever since I still wear that helmet while hiking in the Arizona desert. That helmet saved me from a concussion. And possibly my my life, 'cause them rocks in the desert of Tucson, are HEAVY!!
Cypherden: *Bleeds half to death and might have brain damage.*
Father: *Here have some Vicks*
1:46 "How I almost lost the game of life" *Talks about her tricycle*
Me: Oh wait I thought the actual game!
Bruh
This is the story of the girl that *cheated death*
I’m your first comment!
Yes
*Final Destination intensifies*
Well she only cheated death once (as far as we know) I’ve had to cheat death several times and everyone at my school calls me a walking corpse because of how many times I’ve been at gun point, knocked out, several times people tried to kidnap me and I’ve been hit by cars 3 times yet all I ever get is a bruise with its very own voice inside of my damn head at worst and for best case scenario I don’t have any injuries or markings
Michael B. Oml-
The part of her dad crying made me cry
Omg it’s so funny how you do the Filipino accent!
I fell down the stairs thrice
1st time: My aunt caught me.
2nd time: it was like 3 steps.
3rd time: almost broke my arm.
I did that to and it was 7 steps
I fell down a full flight of stairs and I came out unharmed
So hurray for me loving milk
@@wooperlooper8533 that's pretty much what happened when I almost broke my arm. Milk gang!
This happened to me too, but my leg was all bloody and pushed my stomach upper then it should have been, my grandma called the 911 ten times and they didn't answer and now i'm still in pain after four years. But i'm glad you survived and tell to others your story.
Hey hey, you know why the laugh? Because it’s funnnyy. Yassss
My stupid childhood story:
I was eating SO FAST...My mom accidentally gave me the wrong plate...the reason it was the wrong plate is because I don't eat FAT on bacon! Soo....My mom was in the phone to get friend when she heard me choke...I FRICKING RAN INTO THE ROOM and my mom dropped her phone..which cracked (poor mom...IT DID NOT BREAKKK) and she started HITTING ME ON THE BACK...My dog BiT aNd HuRt my mom...I finally spat it out...and my disgusting dog ate..my...slobbery...chocked up...BACON
Red.-. Panda UGH POOR YOU EW I HATE BACON
Imagine being that pig
Grown raised and fed for years
Taken to die
Put into a factory
Cooked
Packaged
Driven to the shop
Bought by your mum
And finally you eat it only for it to be ruined by the floor and eaten by your doge
How sad
Frifty that’s something my vegetarian friend would say 🤔
DID YOU JUST DISS BACON
Disgustingly awesome my dude
Who else started crying when you heard dens dad when she fell
Im a baby I know
Me
that's pretty depressing. Imagine this as some kinda depressing video game/novel and she ends up dying right in his arms, like, she's lucky to be alive
I once fell on a stair case cause my sister scared me to death (I'm dramatic I know) and I was 6 years old, then she sat in the corner screaming for my mom and dad (my mom was shirtless at the point cause she was taking a bath before) it didn't feel painful, it felt like someone touching your bruise but on your chin, everything was blurry and my eyes were covered with tears then my sister asked me (_name_ are you okay..?) Then I lifted up my chin and said "Yes" and she was shocked fr and her face was like ヘ（。□°）ヘ and I asked.. (What's wrong?) And she said (Your chin is bleeding) and I went to the ER and got stitches :>
Cypher den- fells off staircase
-Me vibing holding my bugs tail then banging my head on wall-
2:36 so much relatable
I almost died
Theodd1sout: let’s talk about that
I fell down my stairs twice when i was little and im surprised that i didn’t get a single scar
Thx for the intro totally not crying like
🥺😭🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
I am extremely clumsy, including tripping over my own feet, falling down the stairs, and bumping into walls, posts and other things.
One memorable time a bully stuck a stick into the spokes of my bike when I was speeding by.
I flipped over the handlebars into dirt and gravel. With no helmet as it was optional back then.
The neighbors could hear me screaming for blocks. I had a concussion, bloody nose, blood all over my face, knees and elbows and a busted bike.
My parents were beyond livid when they found out what happened.
I wouldn’t call kids “dumb” just... inexperienced. 🤔
Ett Gammalt Bergtroll No, just dumb.
Nope they are just dumb
They are NAIVE LMAO
OK BOOMER
Well all kids are inexperienced but some are also very stupid
cypher: *bleeds when falls down stairs*
me: *tis but a scratch when falls down stairs* (more than 3x)
4:47
Hey you, your finally awake
What
4:49 huggy wuggy falling and hiting the bars that he bump his head on is like:
When I was like 2, my mom trusted me by looking away and saying "don't swim" at the pool. You can guess what I did. I almost drowned that day
Her: kids are just ticking time bombs of stupidity
Me: oh toddlers are even worse
Sophie story time: so when I was 2 or 3 ( according to my mom ) it was a regular day and I wanted to go outside ( like any toddler would want to go ) so me my mom and dad went outside and then later I um u know how toddlers think everything is candy well ...... I ate a spider and I thought it was candy and my mom saw and we had to call the doctor but I was fine the spider was not poisonous
Man there should of been a spoiler if you survived or not
Welp
@@toastycharlie6186 (plus my comment was a joke from the vid)
@@broyo7058 ik
K. ¯\_(•-•)_/¯
You are really pretty when I grow up I will be like you smart, strong and good at drawing
Respect to your Aunt
"Kids are ticking time bombs of stupid"
Kids: **triggered**
I am a kid and I am not triggered.
LIAR!
You mean *bomb triggered*
Alpha012 [GD] yes
Yeh....
imma kid 👁👄👁
When i was younger i was pretty good at roller skating and my older sister and i were playing outside on the concrete with my roller skates she would hold my hands and and swing me around on the skates and one time i fell backwards and hit my head really hard on the concrete my mom was taking a nap at the time and when she woke up she found me and my sister just watching tv with a HUGE bump on my head and the next thing i know my mom is driving me to the hospital i told her i was fine but she said that i could be eternally bleeding
I was fine :p
I`m reading this with roller skates on
Once i was on my roller skates too and i was swinging on a piece of a wire (which was used for drying clothes) and i fell backwards on my back it was so painful, i wasnt able to walk that day. It was so bad that i wasnt able to walk properly for 5 weeks.
"Please don't fall asleep..-"
You: EHHHH?! WHY I CAN NOT FALL ASLEEP?!
Den every second:I am about to do what I call a pro gamer move
If you haven’t fallen down the stairs at least once in your life I refuse to believe your human
Welp guess im not human.
I’m not human because I’ve never had a two story house to fall down LOL
@Myrah Valme When I was little I was at a friends house with my sister and then my sister fell down there stairs and had to get stitches 🙃
;-; I never fell down the stairs but I have stumbled a bit..
...I THINK I HAVE ONCE I don't know I mean I have stairs at my grandmas house but I think I did
Cypherden: walking past the table
Table: uses shadow step
Cypherden: how could I not have forcing these events
Table: k.o’s Cypherden
Awesome!
I finally found a Filipino UA-camr I thought I was alone!
“Kids are ticking time bombs of stupid”
Me (ten currently): *am I a joke to you?*
No your a ticking time bomb of stupid
CandyGacha same..l *grabs hat and puts it on his chest* same ...
Idc because I am pretty dumb
R/youngpeopleyoutube
Hahaha idiot
When i was three i went down the stairs with my tricycle
Oh geez. That sounds spooky as heck! I'm glad you're okay! :)
I think i did the same, EXECEPT WITH A CARDBOARD BOX
i jumped on the bed with my bouncy ball a few times
I almost drowned in my grandmother's pool as a toddler. It's my oldest memory along with seeing the Lion King when it first came out on the big screen in 1994
THATS A LOT OF DRAMA
I trip over a side walk everyday please send help 😭