The Top 10 Worst Stands

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  • @KalebIA
    @KalebIA  6 років тому +4683

    For those advocating the final stand... If you had it, how would you shower/drink anything. Thank you for your time.

    • @faustustuus3747
      @faustustuus3747 6 років тому +206

      But whoever Pucci got the stand from must have lived somehow, didn't he?

    • @dapperparraper860
      @dapperparraper860 6 років тому +108

      I assume that foo fighters wasn't compatible with the stand and that's why it backfired on it, not the stand itself. Either that or it could be the nature of foo fighters existence and biology being different from that of a human thus it had a different effect due to foo fighters being more of a colony thing. But if I had to guess I think its the first one, the stand just wasn't compatible with fo fighters because the personality or fighting spirit of foo fighters is not similar enough to the original user. And If I remember correctly it is possible for someone to be given a stand disc and have the stand be incompatible. Think of it like getting an incompatible organ, now imagine if you had an incompatible organ that could boil water. I guess there is the possibility the original owner couldn't drink water or shower and Pucci just took it before he died, but theres as much evidence for that as the owner having the stand for while and I'd assume Pucci met the guy or the guy displayed his power so its more likely he had his stand for at the very least a little while so its highly unlikely that he died like foo fighters or something. If you read this entire paragraph thank you for taking the time out of your day to read this, love your channel and I hope you have a wonderful day. Oh man I just remember Pucci can read stand disc well if Pucci doesn't take a stand disc before the user dies or a stand disc is put inside a user then they die its lost forever, so we can assume the user probably didn't immediatly boil to death or else Pucci would have to be like right next to him the moment he gained his stand, or at the very least its less likely he was right next to him.

    • @thetruewisegamer
      @thetruewisegamer 6 років тому +27

      Kaleb I.A. actually i have a theory that hey yea is a physic stand or knows a lot ....i know a stretch but hear me out but if hey yea only got positive talks then why does it prediction prove right?

    • @littykitty040
      @littykitty040 6 років тому +48

      Couldn't the user control what water is boiling or not?
      Note: be great at making coffee.

    • @darrellwillis4871
      @darrellwillis4871 6 років тому +22

      Tea, soup, eggs, etc. all cooked during a blackout

  • @howbottomtext3328
    @howbottomtext3328 4 роки тому +3667

    Sun: *exists*
    Star Platinum with a rock: *no*

  • @mattiaskangro
    @mattiaskangro 5 років тому +14060

    "Battle Tendency bad." bold words for someone within clacker distance

    • @yuyukooyunda7476
      @yuyukooyunda7476 4 роки тому +550

      **Clacker volley**

    • @TheBurningEngram
      @TheBurningEngram 4 роки тому +202

      bad-le tendency

    • @TEHGR8N00b
      @TEHGR8N00b 4 роки тому +153

      @@yuyukooyunda7476 there were no need to add volley in this comment.

    • @TheBurningEngram
      @TheBurningEngram 4 роки тому +46

      Its not funny. Stop liking this

    • @predator5166
      @predator5166 4 роки тому +189

      Gabe Riley [Hidden Aug] comedy is subjective

  • @samisha5834
    @samisha5834 3 роки тому +695

    "There is no such thing as a weak stand"
    -Dio Brando, Stone Ocean

    • @chinmayhejmadi7902
      @chinmayhejmadi7902 2 роки тому +184

      "Except Survivor. That shit wack af."
      - Also Dio Brando, Stone Ocean.

    • @sonsofsasquatch9087
      @sonsofsasquatch9087 2 роки тому +15

      @@chinmayhejmadi7902 survivor does suck though.

    • @shlokshah5379
      @shlokshah5379 2 роки тому +9

      @@sonsofsasquatch9087 and hermit purple is basically useless except for the swinging

    • @sonsofsasquatch9087
      @sonsofsasquatch9087 2 роки тому +38

      @@shlokshah5379 no

    • @user-ee7nc8bi4n
      @user-ee7nc8bi4n 2 роки тому +95

      @@shlokshah5379 it's not a combat oriented stand , but is very useful . You can basically know location of anything anywhere , of straight up make a whole maps like Joseph did during the fight against that tumor in part 3. It's a very limited stand that forces you to be creative with it , perfect for bullshit maker like Joseph

  • @HyoureiKyouran
    @HyoureiKyouran 3 роки тому +197

    "Battle Tendency bad"
    Wamuu
    Get the vampire horses

    • @SamuraiBlade_
      @SamuraiBlade_ 3 роки тому +4

      *t i m e s t a m p ?*

    • @Chonken_
      @Chonken_ 3 місяці тому

      @@SamuraiBlade_ 0:05 bruh

  • @DKlett1
    @DKlett1 4 роки тому +959

    0:05 you have started a gang war

    • @ose4448
      @ose4448 4 роки тому +76

      That only pissed me off because he called my fav part bad and imo the worst part good

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa 4 роки тому +3

      @@ose4448 Wait Jotaro didn't your head got split in half by Pucci?

    • @ose4448
      @ose4448 4 роки тому +5

      @@Vilotaa maybe who knows🤔

    • @WangzGamez
      @WangzGamez 4 роки тому +2

      @@ose4448 I think that was the joke

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 4 роки тому

      @@ose4448 I would consider Part 2 to be ok.

  • @panos21sonic
    @panos21sonic 4 роки тому +3128

    "Battle tendency bad"
    Kars: *starts thinking*

    • @ShockInazuma
      @ShockInazuma 4 роки тому +64

      PDG_Panos - Sonic he coming back from space to kill this man, then he’s gonna get joseph to launch him again

    • @gruuunt
      @gruuunt 3 роки тому +5

      underrated comment.

    • @urzankira8883
      @urzankira8883 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @Striking_Salmon
      @Striking_Salmon 3 роки тому +14

      *kars returns to earth*

    • @snoopystar80
      @snoopystar80 2 роки тому +6

      Eventually, he started thinking

  • @OrangeCreamsicle
    @OrangeCreamsicle 3 роки тому +159

    I remember watching part 5 and Secco said something about Carne's hatred being so strong that his stand persisted after he died. So Notorius BIG could've had an actually cool ability

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 Рік тому +14

      And we do see it manifest before Carne dies

    • @kusu4059
      @kusu4059 Рік тому +16

      i think that the stand ability was basically the same: an automatic stand that attacks you if you move. death made the thing permanently active

    • @handhelder823
      @handhelder823 27 днів тому

      ​@@gavinbrown216 We do see it though. For a second or something, but we see it

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 27 днів тому

      @@handhelder823 that’s what I said

    • @handhelder823
      @handhelder823 27 днів тому

      @@gavinbrown216 my bad, finger must have slipped when i answered

  • @CBuM27
    @CBuM27 3 роки тому +87

    Okay, but for the boiling water stand, imagine if you could boil the water in an opponent's body.

  • @BorzoiSpotProductions
    @BorzoiSpotProductions 4 роки тому +3933

    "Imagine having a stand that can kill you"
    *laughs in Fugo*

  • @dank_smirk9971
    @dank_smirk9971 5 років тому +6461

    *Has an actual sun as a stand*
    *Is ordered around by a vampire*

    • @elmaskpitonomascopito8461
      @elmaskpitonomascopito8461 5 років тому +514

      The debility of dio is ultraviolet, the sun probably only have high temperature

    • @redacted1144
      @redacted1144 5 років тому +138

      Hol up

    • @gyrozeppeli4862
      @gyrozeppeli4862 5 років тому +217

      @@redacted1144 Horse

    • @kalienusername693
      @kalienusername693 5 років тому +196

      DIO probably never interacted with that guy directly. I dont recall, but I think he was more of mercenary than member of DIO's army.

    • @justsomeshinychewtlewitham6097
      @justsomeshinychewtlewitham6097 5 років тому +69

      Probably didn't knew about Vampires weakness and Dio sent him to die

  • @PeachyWasTaken
    @PeachyWasTaken 3 роки тому +37

    "Battle tendency is bad"
    *Kars started thinking*

  • @neonpenguin0948
    @neonpenguin0948 2 роки тому +112

    “Since we got all the formalities out of the way and I’m not going to offend anybody”
    *Me who is still recovering from the “Battle Tendency Bad” bit*

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 роки тому +3976

    “Battle Tendency Bad.”
    Kars: *Aight I’m coming home*

  • @tacosquirrel9509
    @tacosquirrel9509 4 роки тому +2863

    "Battle tendency is bad"
    Joseph
    GET THE CLACKERS

  • @earlgenz1944
    @earlgenz1944 3 роки тому +51

    "Battle Tendency is bad"
    Joseph: Jotaro! Help me defeat this stand user!
    Jotaro with Koichi: Do it yourself.

  • @gildonario
    @gildonario 3 роки тому +35

    "Battle tendency is bad" that hurt my fellings

  • @luminia9218
    @luminia9218 4 роки тому +6723

    OI JOSUKE
    Someone said "Battle Tendency is bad." So I erased his opinion.
    Ain't that cool?
    edit: Yeah guys it's wacky. Sorry guys! I was new at JoJo that time.

  • @b.b.cgaming2395
    @b.b.cgaming2395 4 роки тому +2560

    Kaleb: *Implies battle tendency is bad*
    The comment section: "It's treason then..."

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 роки тому +19

    "Battle Tendency Bad"
    Joseph, 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚

  • @HeavyShores
    @HeavyShores 4 роки тому +87

    “Battle Tendency bad”
    Top 10 Famous Last Quotes

  • @odobee1760
    @odobee1760 5 років тому +1020

    Imagine raiding area 51 getting a stand arrow and your stand is to
    *boil water*

    • @AscendedZenith
      @AscendedZenith 4 роки тому +43

      Bryan Argueta Hah! Even I have such stand,I wanna see my requiem,maybe evaporate water

    • @vivelafrance6314
      @vivelafrance6314 4 роки тому +49

      **Make the water so boiled it turns to plasma and explodes everything**

    • @crunchycheddar3083
      @crunchycheddar3083 4 роки тому +13

      Seems op too me

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 роки тому +23

      You have 50% chance to get the [THE WORLD] or [Boil water]
      If i get boil water id stab my self to death with the arrow

    • @k4n4st4
      @k4n4st4 4 роки тому +4

      i mean you wont die to Geb

  • @oceanman4403
    @oceanman4403 4 роки тому +1989

    * implied that Battle Tendency is bad *
    Me: "uh oh, looks like 「Killer Queen」already touch your opinion"

    • @goofypig2277
      @goofypig2277 4 роки тому +6

      LOL

    • @thatcarnivoreteacher7395
      @thatcarnivoreteacher7395 4 роки тому +7

      Uh oh it looks like za hando has now erased the like button on this comment because of another person who thinks battle tendency is perfect oh wait that’s a good thing

    • @Cursedyoshiexe
      @Cursedyoshiexe 3 роки тому +4

      Looks like *boy ll man* has sucked ur energy to say battle tendency is bad

    • @thatcarnivoreteacher7395
      @thatcarnivoreteacher7395 3 роки тому +2

      @@Cursedyoshiexe I liked battle tendency but it’s overrated

    • @Cursedyoshiexe
      @Cursedyoshiexe 3 роки тому +9

      @@thatcarnivoreteacher7395 DUDE battle tendancy and phantom blood wre thr MAIN FKING REASON OF WHY THERES PART 3 TO 5

  • @shinyho-oh6342
    @shinyho-oh6342 3 роки тому +33

    The bastet Arc is really funny in my opinion, in this episode, we got some of the most famous and best memes of ALL Stardust Crusaders.

    • @thedjentleman1662
      @thedjentleman1662 5 місяців тому

      I fucking love that arc it's hilarious. SC gets shit on for being dragged out with useless minor antags but man the fights are golden

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 3 роки тому +9

    "Battle Tendency bad."
    *You have provoked a gang war*

  • @roofs817
    @roofs817 4 роки тому +1248

    Him: battle tendency is bad
    Kars and Joseph: *Say that again*

    • @donalddog4173
      @donalddog4173 3 роки тому +3

      Hey sokka how’s your boomerang going?

    • @vengayooo3049
      @vengayooo3049 3 роки тому +4

      @@donalddog4173 more like boomer aang

    • @Solarballs77
      @Solarballs77 3 роки тому +20

      Ceaser about to rise from his grave: say that again?

    • @ph0to.
      @ph0to. 3 роки тому

      Your comment has 420 likes dude

    • @GorillaFan_32
      @GorillaFan_32 2 роки тому +3

      Lisa Lisa: even if I’m old, I’m still gold
      Yeah that’s a dumb insult

  • @terifin32
    @terifin32 6 років тому +3594

    tfw someone calls battle tendency bad

  • @kirbo8726
    @kirbo8726 3 роки тому +17

    Kaleb: next is the sun
    everyone: hysterical laughter

  • @TrillMuzicUSA
    @TrillMuzicUSA 3 роки тому +11

    “Part 2 bad”
    The comment section: “it’s over anakin”

  • @gadgez_
    @gadgez_ 5 років тому +660

    "When I first saw Bastet, I died instantly."
    I dunno, sounds pretty powerful to me.

    • @kaiserberserk3622
      @kaiserberserk3622 4 роки тому +23

      It is indeed powerful... The problem is that it takes too much time and requirements to activate and that makes the stand too situational

    • @JesusChrist-me5qh
      @JesusChrist-me5qh 4 роки тому +2

      Overshock_90 r/woooooooooooooosh

    • @kaiserberserk3622
      @kaiserberserk3622 4 роки тому +32

      @@JesusChrist-me5qh I fell for it, I am a fool, I got Thunder cross split attacked

    • @oceanmanat6AM
      @oceanmanat6AM 4 роки тому +3

      sHuT Up jeSoOs

    • @AidanZft
      @AidanZft 4 роки тому +9

      The BEST STAND IS OF COURSE HEY YA FROM PART 7

  • @omegalilbchass8270
    @omegalilbchass8270 5 років тому +1713

    How you gonna call the part that includes speedwagon AND von stroheim bad?

    • @lackofswag2520
      @lackofswag2520 4 роки тому +110

      including ultimate kars

    • @lightofheaven4381
      @lightofheaven4381 4 роки тому +115

      Also lisa lisa

    • @lackofswag2520
      @lackofswag2520 4 роки тому +117

      don’t forget about mayor smokey brown

    • @zedbags
      @zedbags 4 роки тому +88

      Calling Battle Tendency bad?
      *BBRRRRRAKA MONOGA*

    • @grahamholbrook9112
      @grahamholbrook9112 4 роки тому +19

      In my opinion the part had great and memorable characters but also had a lot of dull ones and overall wasnt that good when compared to other parts. I realized this after rewatching it with my younger brother, who surprisingly now loves jojo after watching part 2

  • @jackpfefferkorn3734
    @jackpfefferkorn3734 3 роки тому +12

    The Boiling water stand can't be that bad, it killed one of the main cast of part 6. It really goes to show how smart Pucci is, and how useful White snake is, that he was able to tactically use multiple very niche or specific stands to accomplish his goals. Survivor is "the weakest stand", but Pucci used it to fulfill a purpose.

    • @esthebigboxtm4700
      @esthebigboxtm4700 2 роки тому +4

      Tbh i havent seen part 6, but a stand that boils water sounds kind of OP if you think about it.
      "Oh no! A stand that boils water??? Good thing the human body isnt made of it at all :D"

  • @wammusimp9510
    @wammusimp9510 3 роки тому +13

    “Battle tendency bad”
    Me:(insert Cursed Araki face)

  • @MaxMax-qg7gw
    @MaxMax-qg7gw 5 років тому +3376

    (Implie that battle tendancy is a bad part)
    Jojo fans: Killer queen has Already touched that dislike button

    • @wrytard3876
      @wrytard3876 5 років тому +66

      Max Max Its actually like button

    • @stinky2228
      @stinky2228 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @polarbear6371
      @polarbear6371 4 роки тому +38

      yeah that's not how the joke works.

    • @zcorb3647
      @zcorb3647 4 роки тому +11

      No it’s deadly queen idoiit

    • @polarbear6371
      @polarbear6371 4 роки тому +28

      @@zcorb3647 That is the localised name. The proper name is Killer Queen. Like how Crazy Diamond is called Shinihg Diamond. I think it's cause of copyright.

  • @cock9457
    @cock9457 4 роки тому +1153

    "Battle Tendency bad"
    Everyone: you have nigeruded your last ndayo

    • @ItsSkyden
      @ItsSkyden 4 роки тому +55

      「Sh3lby」 Saying that joke out loud isn’t a good situation for you

    • @cock9457
      @cock9457 4 роки тому +52

      @@ItsSkyden it truly isn't, but it's too late to go back

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 3 роки тому +3

      Omaoo

    • @Solarballs77
      @Solarballs77 3 роки тому +4

      Don't read this out loud guys trust me

    • @VengeanceInTheNight
      @VengeanceInTheNight 3 роки тому +1

      Just read this out loud

  • @prisaodasbolhas
    @prisaodasbolhas 4 роки тому +17

    "Battle tendency is bad"
    The entire fandom: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA !!!

  • @DCT-tt8ib
    @DCT-tt8ib 2 роки тому +13

    I’ve always found Boy II Man to be one of, if not the most disappointing Stand in the entire series. It’s a Stand that can steal the abilities of other Stands, yet is wasted on a filler fight that feels like an infinitely worse version of both D’Arby brother fights in Part 3.

  • @OhFrittata
    @OhFrittata 4 роки тому +576

    Did this man just say Battle Tendency is bad?
    **hamon breathing intensifies**

    • @grazielamink
      @grazielamink 4 роки тому +7

      yea battle tendency was really good

    • @Guilherme74824
      @Guilherme74824 3 роки тому +27

      He doesn't like Battle Tendency but likes Vento Aureo what the fuck, something is really wrong here

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 3 роки тому +3

      SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVEUUU!!!

    • @deathreaper2734
      @deathreaper2734 2 роки тому

      Hamon beat

    • @soul_fire
      @soul_fire 2 роки тому

      @@Guilherme74824 ye dude vento aureo is gay battle tendency is straight except for speedwagon's hot abs

  • @noamaharony4878
    @noamaharony4878 6 років тому +4609

    Did you call battle tendency bad? I can't agree with you

    • @justsam2206
      @justsam2206 6 років тому +333

      AND called vento aureo good.

    • @NextGenJay
      @NextGenJay 6 років тому +502

      DIO but it is

    • @cali86784
      @cali86784 6 років тому +49

      he is right

    • @justsam2206
      @justsam2206 6 років тому +34

      Imo I didn't like it

    • @mirwaizuzair6386
      @mirwaizuzair6386 6 років тому +336

      DIO so u dont like the part which has ur son achive his dreams but u like the part which has u in the bottom of the ocean while ur adopted brother's grandson goes on a adventure to kill the guy who is the reason for ur rise to power

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 3 роки тому +14

    Actually I can see a boiling water stand being really useful. Imagine that you can just boil water whenever, and then throw it at people. It could be like Fugo’s disease capsules but with scalding hot water. You could give people blindness with your stand. Araki should definitely make it a stand one day.

    • @honkinggoose172
      @honkinggoose172 2 роки тому +5

      *laughs in 70% of the human body being water*

    • @luanlinhares1707
      @luanlinhares1707 8 місяців тому +1

      Just boils the water inside peaple man...

  • @Calebdub76
    @Calebdub76 3 роки тому +10

    “Imagine you get robbed and you challenge him to a Rock Paper Scissors, option select you die”
    Gon: 👁👄👁

  • @genericstickman5967
    @genericstickman5967 6 років тому +1166

    Echos Act Zero is the worst since it’s an egg and eggs related to Jojo aren’t great just remember
    Him

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 6 років тому +191

      I don't understand what's the problem with eggs in Joj...
      Oh shit.

    • @yourguykhonshu3972
      @yourguykhonshu3972 6 років тому +81

      Don't talk that way about our lord

    • @shellamuchtar3661
      @shellamuchtar3661 6 років тому +77

      The egg reminds me about... dish soap

    • @akenat_5107
      @akenat_5107 6 років тому +196

      *Deep breath* *KAKYOIN* *Deep breath* *DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?*

    • @kingcromosomes3920
      @kingcromosomes3920 6 років тому +71

      Generic stickman K A K Y O I N D I D. Y O U L A Y T H I S E G G?

  • @pinorska6316
    @pinorska6316 6 років тому +1417

    DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BATTLE TENDENCY IS BAD?

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 6 років тому +60

      「Spikanor」
      I THINK HE JUST DID!

    • @alecfongy3175
      @alecfongy3175 6 років тому +66

      「Spikanor」
      INCONCEIVABLE

    • @dominik2079
      @dominik2079 5 років тому +53

      I UNSUBBED AND DISLIKED

    • @misko5877
      @misko5877 5 років тому +42

      NO DIGNITY

    • @the-lm1ir
      @the-lm1ir 5 років тому +54

      BLASPHEMY BATTLE TENDENCY IS THE BEST PART!

  • @Fisticutz
    @Fisticutz 3 роки тому +7

    Actually,Mariah's stand represents *The curiosity killed the cat* .That's why it isn't a humanoid stand,because a plug on a rock is something *Bizarre* .

    • @ibuj001
      @ibuj001 3 роки тому +1

      Also in Egyptian mythology, Bast or Bastet is the goddess of cats.
      Edit: Sorry for the bad grammar, english isn’t my native language

  • @ajr3970
    @ajr3970 2 роки тому +5

    “Battle tendency bad” Such fearless words for someone in ora ora distance.

  • @DeepOneBill
    @DeepOneBill 6 років тому +559

    >Stand is the sun
    >Works for a VAMPIRE.

    • @freshoes
      @freshoes 5 років тому +2

      OMG

    • @ledzep1023
      @ledzep1023 5 років тому +12

      Only UV light hurts vampires. The Suns ability isn’t exactly the actual sun. It’s artificial so there are no UV rays being emitted through the stand

    • @i.c.2552
      @i.c.2552 5 років тому +7

      @@ledzep1023 we don't actually know if The Sun really creates UV Rays

    • @michaelkomsky1313
      @michaelkomsky1313 4 роки тому +6

      @@ledzep1023
      There is an Utano comic where Dio is a good guy and "THE SUN" was hired to kill him.
      That aside, the SUN was a hired killer so he didn't care about Dio in Stardust Crusaders.

    • @urielgonzalez900
      @urielgonzalez900 4 роки тому +1

      Having a sun as a stand might put you in a advantage against a vampire, might bite you back if it’s a kryptonian

  • @Rainbow_Matrix
    @Rainbow_Matrix 6 років тому +2996

    10. All
    9. Stands
    8. Are
    7. Useful
    6. If
    5. You
    4. Use
    3. Them
    2. Right
    1. Cheap Trick

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 3 роки тому +7

    0:05
    Your next line will be... "An explanation to why and how the stone masks came fruition from part 1 was just a terrible idea. Part 2 honestly sucks. Battle tendency BADDD. It's not like it NEEDED explaining... Anyways, Golden Wind's explanation as to where stand arrows came from was amazing."
    Kaleb: "An explanation to why and how the stone masks came fruition from part 1 was just a terrible idea. Part 2 honestly sucks. Battle tendency BADDD. It's not like it NEEDED explaining... Anyways, Golden Wind's explanation as to where stand arrows came from was amazin- HAAH?!"

  • @Hisoka569
    @Hisoka569 2 роки тому +9

    TBF for the sun: The reason the user tried to kill the group based on heat was likely as a torture (like every villain on jojo tries to do) cause it's shown it can rain fireballs which is a pretty powerful and fast way of killing someone without you having to suffer the heat yourself. Also a lot of stands can damage their user, kira wouldn't dare explode a bubble too close to himself cause he could blow himself up.
    And for cheap trick, that stand was designed to kill and/or torment rohan enough that he burned the pictures, and he almost did it. Also taking away the downside of no one seeing your back having a stand that can communicate in an universal language would be so useful. Imagine using your stand to talk to animals and telling them your enemy is a very bad person that likes to kill puppies, you'd have an urban army of angry animals that survive in the streets.
    As for walk the rainbow, the problem with rain can be totally solved if you A: partner with a weather controlling stand like weather report (It seems those two are made to work together) B: you can yourself control the climate either via technology or a stand (requiem power might be rain on demand?) C: Likely it doesn't have to be rain per se as long as it's falling water, if you had access to that, you could blow fire hydrants on the street and that creates a shower you can walk on.

  • @kiracomfortinghishomie8351
    @kiracomfortinghishomie8351 6 років тому +2139

    Battle tendency is bad? C'mon, the joke was funny for the first time, but we all know that J O S E P H B E S T J O J O.

    • @realmind775
      @realmind775 5 років тому +56

      Yes he is mine all time fav jojo

    • @isuruFO
      @isuruFO 5 років тому +60

      joseph is best jojo yes yes yes yes y e s

    • @masteredultrainstinctaveus7733
      @masteredultrainstinctaveus7733 5 років тому +6

      @AhmedH 86 Part 7 says hi

    • @emmanuelmondesir1314
      @emmanuelmondesir1314 5 років тому +8

      @AhmedH 86 I see you are a man of culture.

    • @thorhit
      @thorhit 5 років тому +27

      Speed wagon is best Jojo. He’s the best everything.

  • @mediocreindigo9422
    @mediocreindigo9422 6 років тому +1469

    Narrator: With bad...
    *shows Battle Tendency*
    Me: I'm sorry, what...?
    (How the hell is Battle Tendency a bad part?!)

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 6 років тому +272

      He just hates Joseph for no good reason

    • @emmanuelmondesir1314
      @emmanuelmondesir1314 5 років тому +110

      @@troglodyte4207 he hates joseph because people love to use him as the posterboy of tbe whole serie instead of jotaro.

    • @valeryrus
      @valeryrus 5 років тому +71

      Narrator: ...there’s good
      *shows part 5*

    • @emmanuelmondesir1314
      @emmanuelmondesir1314 5 років тому +80

      @@TheAvalud except in the west where most people prefer joseph

    • @emmanuelmondesir1314
      @emmanuelmondesir1314 5 років тому +28

      @@TheAvalud but then they get to part 2. Jotaro is the face of the serie but in the west most people prefer Joseph. Personally i prefer Josuke and Jolyne.

  • @spartacusdeniz2202
    @spartacusdeniz2202 4 роки тому +8

    "Battle Tendency Bad"
    Kars: aight imma do whats called a pro DIO move

  • @figurecollector1
    @figurecollector1 3 роки тому +6

    "Battle Tendecy Ba-"
    Diavolo: ight ima skip time

  • @legendaryvvizard4388
    @legendaryvvizard4388 6 років тому +399

    What i never understood is that the star stand is humanoid, the world stand is humanoid, the moon stand is humanoid, and the sun stand is just the sun

    • @danielsunderlandds
      @danielsunderlandds 6 років тому +70

      Thomas Bangalter reading a newspaper because the end of part 3 would be far less interesting if it was jotaro punching a miniature planet for half an hour

    • @poopoonigga8164
      @poopoonigga8164 6 років тому +6

      DANNO but why is the moon a humanoid stand?

    • @jeffblacklight104
      @jeffblacklight104 6 років тому +8

      i think he mean c-moon... witch is a little strange since it wasnt made to be the moon but the song... c-moon

    • @legendaryvvizard4388
      @legendaryvvizard4388 6 років тому +18

      By the moon stand i mean dark blue moon

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 6 років тому +22

      Thomas Bangalter reading a newspaper
      Maybe it is humanoid but it’s so bright you can’t tell

  • @xForts
    @xForts 6 років тому +2298

    Africa by Toto is my hero

  • @johnwallacegood1181
    @johnwallacegood1181 3 роки тому +3

    Next you’ll say, “I was only pretending to be an idiot when i said part two was bad!”

  • @willenglish3598
    @willenglish3598 3 роки тому +2

    “Battle tendency bad”
    Breaking news: frozen stripper falls from the sky

  • @JelloSalad021
    @JelloSalad021 6 років тому +843

    Did this man just say Battle Tendency is bad?

    • @zaru9374
      @zaru9374 5 років тому +4

      He's not even wrong

    • @salade2760
      @salade2760 5 років тому +120

      @@zaru9374 hes very wrong

    • @himynameiswhy7965
      @himynameiswhy7965 4 роки тому +10

      SHIZAAAAAAAA

    • @himynameiswhy7965
      @himynameiswhy7965 4 роки тому +9

      @@zaru9374 fuck off

    • @eagle-tn6br
      @eagle-tn6br 4 роки тому +5

      @Sᴘɪᴄʏ SᴜCC There something called opnions :D If I was like the the orginal commenter I would go "Hhahaha part 7 is the best you are just brain dead"but nah have you're own opnion completly ok by me But don't diss other ppl for wat they think m8 same with @Cenoi22_

  • @karldavis6022
    @karldavis6022 4 роки тому +278

    > 7:27 The Sun.
    I think you're forgetting about the potential to sell the energy you would make from being able to create a miniature sun. You could make billions, then just hire other stand users to fight your battles. The Sun is the best power ever.

  • @randomcomment7274
    @randomcomment7274 3 роки тому +3

    “ Battle Tendency is bad “
    *Pillar man theme intensifies*

  • @NeoSxntana
    @NeoSxntana 3 роки тому +3

    “If you were an artist you’d be making guala right now”😭

  • @CosmicDogoran
    @CosmicDogoran 6 років тому +345

    Boiling the water in someone's blood to kill them?
    Boiling the water in a waterbottle to injure a person, or damage electronics?
    Boil the water in the Rivers of Colorado to find gold?
    Kill anything floating in water?

    • @rikthhumayun8101
      @rikthhumayun8101 6 років тому +12

      yes

    • @dapperparraper860
      @dapperparraper860 6 років тому +52

      Actually when you think about it the ability to boil water can be insanely strong if used correctly. You see virtually every living thing is mostly made of water, imagine the damage that could be done by boiling the water withing something. You see when water boils it turns to steam so the amount of pressure caused by said steam could cause things to expand or explode destroying them from the inside. Also in a battle in an aquatic environment, you could essentially boil bodies of water, puddles etc. to lay traps. Also one could boil water in an enclosed space such as a bottle to create high pressure to makeshift explosions. You could aslo use steam for get aways or to obscure vision, or mix poison in the boiling water so the steam and water will also be toxic. Although I should note I'm doing this under the assumption that the stand has to touch, or at least get close to, the water or object its boiling.

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 6 років тому +41

      Cosmic Dogoran
      Melt someone’s eyes
      Boil their fat off the bone
      Flash a puddle into steam and run
      severely burn someone when it’s raining
      Eat instant noodles on the go

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 6 років тому +12

      Jacka da Hacka oh shit the last one got me sold on this

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 5 років тому +9

      Ahem , FINDING GOOOOLD

  • @JLytaccount
    @JLytaccount 4 роки тому +418

    Battle Tendency? Bad? Awfully brave words for someone within Boeing B-17 Range.

  • @slabofbeef7104
    @slabofbeef7104 3 роки тому +2

    I was hoping to see Star Flatinum in this, but oh well.

  • @mindblowingjreclips
    @mindblowingjreclips 3 роки тому +2

    Battle tendency is bad?!
    1. You are in clacker volly distance
    2. You are in hamon bubble range
    3. You are on a plane with Joseph Joestar
    4. Wammu has a ring
    YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

  • @harleyoyelade9988
    @harleyoyelade9988 4 роки тому +635

    Why battle tendency is the best:
    Speed Waggon, Dub stroheim

  • @christopherperrier9807
    @christopherperrier9807 6 років тому +1817

    The worst person to STAND is johnny or polnareff in vento aureo

  • @OneKeyKeyboard
    @OneKeyKeyboard Рік тому +2

    Hierophant Green is an athletic humanoid with robotic features, such as the eyes and legs, but its true form is that of a long web of tentacles. It is only slightly taller than Kakyoin himself, though it can stretch itself to great lengths. Hierophant Green possesses a body covered in veiny lines, which is protected by a light-colored armor. Despite its emotionless face, it seems to have a human-looking mouth underneath its mask.[1]
    Whenever the appendages glow, the Stand is priming for an attack, such as its Emerald Splash technique.
    Hierophant Green is consistently portrayed as being green across all media featuring it, befitting its name. All-Star Battle features a turquoise-colored version of it. However, its armor is white-green in the colored manga and grey in the anime and games.

  • @davepohe5161
    @davepohe5161 3 роки тому +2

    I'm so confused as to why Okuyasu didn't erase super fly. It's not like the tower can absorb energy from an erasure let alone counter it.

    • @lowqualityratspinning
      @lowqualityratspinning 3 роки тому +3

      Well he isnt smart if he was DIU wold be over in like 8 episodes

  • @inaciobits-4644
    @inaciobits-4644 5 років тому +186

    "i have nothing against part 2"
    0:04

  • @HurryUpHarry_bySham69
    @HurryUpHarry_bySham69 4 роки тому +435

    Kaleb: The Sun is bad because it can kill the user!!
    Purple Haze: Am I a joke to you?

    • @DrRobertBeatles
      @DrRobertBeatles 3 роки тому +6

      He can still attack without the virus, pretty decent.

    • @HurryUpHarry_bySham69
      @HurryUpHarry_bySham69 3 роки тому +14

      @@DrRobertBeatles can and does are different
      Arabia Fats can use the weird cooling thing he used
      And Fugo can just not use the virus

    • @heheheha4132
      @heheheha4132 2 роки тому +8

      @@HurryUpHarry_bySham69 Arabia Fats used an actual physical object , it's not a part of his stand

    • @watig-dz8tm
      @watig-dz8tm Рік тому

      What about holly’s stand

  • @poncejuergens8201
    @poncejuergens8201 3 роки тому +1

    “Part 2 bad”
    *Whammu had never heard such un-honorable shit before*

  • @cobranote1249
    @cobranote1249 2 роки тому +2

    Did he just say battle tendency is bad
    I call treason

  • @yojuan9358
    @yojuan9358 6 років тому +727

    Bohemian Rhapsody best stand since it can make waifus real

    • @ThatOneGuy0006
      @ThatOneGuy0006 6 років тому +98

      King Nothing Yeah, but if it catches you, YOU'RE the waifu.

    • @dapperparraper860
      @dapperparraper860 6 років тому +52

      The ultimate stand bring your Waifu to Laifu

    • @mayo2132
      @mayo2132 5 років тому +8

      You could just draw the world then make it real

    • @zad_rasera
      @zad_rasera 5 років тому +3

      Not if they get copyright-struck

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 5 років тому +2

      Yeah its good
      I can kill anime thots irl

  • @MegaDinoland
    @MegaDinoland 6 років тому +528

    Its sad to think too that superfly is technically one of the stands that can beat ultimate kars

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 6 років тому +40

      Kars can make two versions of himself.

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 6 років тому +68

      Liamjm He can make his own circlejerk.

    • @isupposethisismynmw640
      @isupposethisismynmw640 6 років тому +20

      I'm the ultimate lifeform. AMA

    • @arshadzaidi4667
      @arshadzaidi4667 6 років тому +8

      He can't if he already stepped into the building. If he stepped out like Josuke did, if he tried to cut off the metal portions of his body he would probably end up turning himself into metal.

    • @Shanaoh
      @Shanaoh 5 років тому +2

      Im guessing notorious BIG could do the same if it was smarter. By the same as in win against kars and not trapping him in a pylon forever. BTW what happened to that thing. I think that was more of a threat than Diavolo cause its basically an unstoppable freak of nature that cant be destroyed and will destroy anything. How is this even a bad stand. Its so useful even if it would cost your life.

  • @janruiz3608
    @janruiz3608 3 роки тому +2

    “Battle tendency bad”
    KING CRIMSON!!!
    “When the passage of time restarts, you will not remember your opinion and it will be erased from existence itself “

  • @stairshand4090
    @stairshand4090 2 роки тому +2

    Invisible baby is still a child when she grows out of teen ages she might evolve to a way better stand like a stand that can make anything disappear or something stronget

  • @jacques2368
    @jacques2368 6 років тому +599

    20 seconds in and I'm already pissed off

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 5 років тому +15

      Dude, it's just his opinion. Calm down!

    • @hentaihero4513
      @hentaihero4513 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @hentaihero4513
      @hentaihero4513 5 років тому

      @@jerrysmith8814 he should watch it again

    • @unfunny_idiot
      @unfunny_idiot 5 років тому +1

      @@jerrysmith8814 how is he not calm lol nothing he said indicates he isnt calm wHAT

    • @stanloN2
      @stanloN2 5 років тому

      Roro Qwerty I could’ve sworn the comment said he was pissed off but it indicates he’s not calm? Well whatever that’s just my opinion anyways

  • @leonardorossi998
    @leonardorossi998 6 років тому +171

    To be fair, Notorious BIG is immortal and capable of growing indefinetely. So it has the potential to eventually consume the entire planet.
    So maybe it's a "Im bringing you all with me" thing.

    • @amirgarcia547
      @amirgarcia547 5 років тому +8

      Leonardo Rossi While true, once you know how it works all you have to do is trap it and it’s essentially useless. Which’s why it got stuck in the ocean, since it just kept chasing the waves and any nearby boats.

  • @2nxious
    @2nxious 3 роки тому +2

    "Battle tendency bad"
    _W h y d o i h e a r b o s s m u s i c?_

  • @sleepyproduction7166
    @sleepyproduction7166 3 роки тому +3

    I love that jojo has a little of everything for everyone.

  • @michaelcampion3207
    @michaelcampion3207 6 років тому +59

    Bohemian Rhapsody might be meh, but it gave us lines like "WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY?" and "IF THERE'S NO MICKEY THIS SHIT AINT DISNEY!" so i'll forgive that arc

  • @SW33wNecie
    @SW33wNecie 6 років тому +314

    I totally forgot about the boiling water stand. But imagine - instant noodles anywhere at any time!

    • @thatonetrainer5818
      @thatonetrainer5818 6 років тому +2

      Okuyasu Nijimemeura can you explain that

    • @DoesItMatterAtAll
      @DoesItMatterAtAll 6 років тому +3

      thatonetrainer I assume he means Jobin's stand (Part 8).

    • @SW33wNecie
      @SW33wNecie 6 років тому +12

      TheHeavenlyDao Nope, I meant the stand Pucci used in his fight against Foo Fighters.

    • @DoesItMatterAtAll
      @DoesItMatterAtAll 6 років тому +1

      Okuyasu Nijimemeura OMG, totally forgot that one!

    • @dapperghastmeowregard
      @dapperghastmeowregard 6 років тому +10

      Was that actually a stand ability? If memory serves, that was just an "order" he implanted in half of Best Girl's body using his own stand ability, 「Fuck it, I'm Pucci」

  • @rennsnt
    @rennsnt 2 роки тому +2

    Diavolo when he hired Carne be like:
    Diavolo “What’s your Stand?”
    Carne “Idk, haven’t died yet”
    Diavolo “HIRED!”

    • @miimiibeschde4818
      @miimiibeschde4818 Рік тому

      Ticano and squallo: we have a shark and the the victim can't lie
      Diavolo: hired
      Chiocolatta: I am a psychopath, murder and doctor
      Diavolo: hired
      Chiocolatta: you don't even kn-
      Diavolo: hired

    • @miimiibeschde4818
      @miimiibeschde4818 Рік тому

      When carne and diavolo meet in hell
      Carne: so my stand is a Immortal flesh monster what could probably Beat you
      Diavolo: great but you lost

  • @CharlieLovesAveri
    @CharlieLovesAveri Рік тому +1

    Battle tendency was the best part and you will not convince me otherwise

  • @temporary_error_3264
    @temporary_error_3264 4 роки тому +257

    This dude really saying part 2 is bad within the first 5 seconds. Damn

    • @eli1953
      @eli1953 3 роки тому +1

      I'm sayingggg part 2 is goated

  • @ibs_haver
    @ibs_haver 6 років тому +917

    I almost screamed at the opening with part 2 and part 5 I hate you Kaleb

    • @minelord29
      @minelord29 6 років тому +69

      what if you like both part 2 and 5????? thinking.jpg

    • @JustYourAverageRetro
      @JustYourAverageRetro 6 років тому +31

      Part 2 is my favorite, yet I despise part 5. Hmm... :thinking:

    • @ibs_haver
      @ibs_haver 6 років тому +67

      I actually do like them both, the only thing I really don't like much about part 5 is Giorno being the JoJo when Bruno is a much more compelling character. I like pretty much all of the other characters and all of the fights.

    • @ibs_haver
      @ibs_haver 6 років тому +31

      Rafael Lopez I sort of agree. Diavolo himself was too generic, but I liked Doppio. The ending battle was cool until it just turned into Deus Ex Machina with GER. I liked the Polnareff part though.

    • @xupr1713
      @xupr1713 6 років тому +3

      I like both but the part 5 gang just seem like huge jerks, yet again this is also why I like them

  • @conloon1077
    @conloon1077 4 роки тому +2

    "Battle Tendency Bad" bruh

  • @thefireking9002
    @thefireking9002 3 роки тому +1

    if it can instantly boil water that can be so op, because if you have one of those water sprayers that shoots water at a high speed then you can just make a very op water flamethrower

  • @realpastastrainer
    @realpastastrainer 4 роки тому +290

    "Battle Tendency is bad."
    *Loads tommy gun and starts swinging clackers*

  • @memomscar5292
    @memomscar5292 4 роки тому +70

    When you raid Area 51, find a stand arrow, and are given the power to boil water

    • @TULLIS-sl9tj
      @TULLIS-sl9tj 3 роки тому +5

      then you boil people alive

    • @Elunatrix
      @Elunatrix 3 роки тому +2

      *Shoto Todoroki is scared*

  • @hollow3n929
    @hollow3n929 4 роки тому +2

    Bohemian Rhapsody could probably be a good stand to combat catch the rainbow

  • @redapple9885
    @redapple9885 3 роки тому +2

    I love that everyone had the same instincts as I did when they heard Battle Tendency bad and went straight to the comments

  • @djninja2425
    @djninja2425 4 роки тому +764

    "Theres bad (battle tendency) and theres good (golden wind)"
    jojo fans: *AYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYY*

    • @AmelpsXett
      @AmelpsXett 4 роки тому +7

      But he said the truth

    • @ZoZo-fh6tq
      @ZoZo-fh6tq 4 роки тому +139

      @@AmelpsXett are you being serious.

    • @AmelpsXett
      @AmelpsXett 4 роки тому +2

      @@ZoZo-fh6tq yes

    • @ZoZo-fh6tq
      @ZoZo-fh6tq 4 роки тому +116

      @@AmelpsXett battle tendency is best part

    • @AmelpsXett
      @AmelpsXett 4 роки тому +4

      @@ZoZo-fh6tq *worst

  • @kasan8495
    @kasan8495 4 роки тому +121

    The only thing I like about the magnet stand is that it made Joseph and Avdol having that buddy-buddy moment

  • @lordskel4715
    @lordskel4715 3 роки тому +1

    “Battle tendency bad” Looks like king crimson skipped your opinion

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 3 роки тому +1

    I'm surprised that Ebony Devil isn't on this list. You apparently can't do anything with it until you build up enough reason to hate someone (which Devo accomplishes by jumping out in front of someone who wants to kill him, shouting "ooga booga", and hoping they don't instantly kill him), only to wind up getting a pretty weak object-type Stand that doesn't even have the benefit of not passing damage to the User like most others of its kind.

  • @MetiNotTheBadGuy
    @MetiNotTheBadGuy 6 років тому +693

    This video has a powerful opening

    • @anormalbucket2911
      @anormalbucket2911 6 років тому +4

      This video has a strong stando

    • @kankankoi7430
      @kankankoi7430 6 років тому +1

      Meti『Not The Bad Guy』 WOW you’re here

    • @mariodoomfist1049
      @mariodoomfist1049 6 років тому +1

      Meti『Not The Bad Guy』 i'm triggered asf bohemian rhapsody is my favorite stand ;-;

    • @blackbluem1210
      @blackbluem1210 6 років тому +23

      But I like joseph

    • @oscararias6448
      @oscararias6448 6 років тому +1

      Tell me to go buy Shimoneta. It's my fetish.

  • @zyibesixdouze4863
    @zyibesixdouze4863 6 років тому +506

    Worst stand is Echoes Act 0

    • @zag4jka79
      @zag4jka79 6 років тому +80

      the egg?

    • @cali86784
      @cali86784 6 років тому +8

      it doesn't count

    • @sou8730
      @sou8730 6 років тому +136

      Eggchoes*

    • @zyibesixdouze4863
      @zyibesixdouze4863 6 років тому +67

      It counts because it's a stand.
      Even Tusk started at act 1

    • @dniwetamp
      @dniwetamp 6 років тому +80

      KAKYOEEN DID U LAY DIS EG

  • @heavenlyfather9469
    @heavenlyfather9469 2 роки тому +1

    Boiling water stand op. Imagine you walk up to someone and boil all their water out their body and they die of dehydration.