I miss Headlines! Used to listen to Headlines every Monday night and even though I lived in another state, I’d call up my dad right after and we’d share our favorites over the phone. I miss Headlines AND my dad - who is deceased now. Thanks for the memories Jay! 😊💕
Lol wow watching this definitely challenges one if they were laughing back then but get triggered now ! Shows also how quickly our freedom of speech from 2000 to now has slipped away and it’s mind blowing we all could laugh at everyone everything bc it’s a joke and true headlines from newspapers ! He knocks both political parties , he has all races genders and back then NOBODY was so offended ! We laughed ! So yeah, shows how quickly the media today and people of power can gain control to divide and sadly most people have fell for it ! Gosh I wish Americans could be Americans and simply just stop and think ! I miss those days and didn’t realize how undivided we were , we could agree to disagree !This all is hilarious !!!
Omg I thought I was the only one! This video always pops up it's the "I got you babe" to my groundhogs day!.why does it keep coming back I've never searched Jay Leno! I was a Letterman fan for Christ sake!! Please make it stop UA-cam!
God I miss good tv like this. Today's stuff, especially the reality show garbage and all the irritating dating and dance shows, are just a bad reminder of how society is now so shallow, greedy, selfish, and has to have a political, pc, or woke message in everything, everytime you turn the channel. I miss when tv was relaxing and enjoyable. Thanks for this! Jay is one of the all time greats like Carson! God bless.
This was the best midnight to four in the morning I've had in a LONG time. Laid on the couch with hot coffee and snacks, turned out the lights, made room for the cat, and laughed all night long. Nice to get away from the week and enjoy a Saturday night. This was the right video to do it. Thank you for posting this.😺
I realize you posted this 5 years ago, but I still want to thank you. This is a gift, to the masses, at this point in history. Seriously, putting this together and posting it, for everyone, is just the nicest thing a person can do, and it is kind of a public service, during such dark times. Thank you, sincerely.
@@Virstag my two cents; I worry society is a mess right now because we learned NOTHING from this time and history in general. Seeing these headlines is both incredible and hilarious, as well as terrifying.
@@RIUUI007 Possible exceptions are when inside jokes are being made at his expense. Such as a letter being delivered to Kevin Bongbanks that was still delivered.
Back in the 1990s through mid-2000s? I remember as a kid growing up in that time when adults said society was the worst its ever been. They claimed life was better before 1993.
@@pinkfreud62 Back in the 1970s, the elders complained about everybody being whacked out on acid and pills. But tbh, I think western culture peaked in the 1970s. The whole punk/gangster rap culture and their respective fashion styles is ugly.
"Canadah Kuh" North American Indian word for village. Manhattan is another word for "Ugly Island." "Tell me. Am I lying?" Dennis Hopper. A beautiful and tragic scene in that movie. Good one.
OMG WHOEVER POSTED THESE THANK YOU SO MUCH I HAVE MOST OF THESE ON VHS BUT DONT HAVE A VCR OR KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS ONE I LOVE HEADLINES LENO WAS THA BEST AT THIS
At 1:39:08 that's not a mistake. Jack the Stripper was actually a separate case from Jack the Ripper, involving a series of murders in London between 1959 and 1963, also known as the Hammersmith nude murders. So that's just a failure of Leno's research department.
I have a friend that has a dog that's 12 years old his name is Marley, and he actually talks to you. every time I visit he just comes up to me and is like all right my buddies here, and he starts trying to have a conversation with me like we're just hanging out and chilling and talking so cool
43:15 That question made no sense in 2000, which is what made it hilarious, but fast forward 23 years later and well . . . somehow it seems appropriate.
One of my favorites I saw at work in a local newspaper was an article on strokes. The headliner was “Don’t let stroke stike twice”. Here’s another one: “Man allegedly drives stolen cop car backwards”
OMG my dad has some of the Beudreuxs, or however its spelled, Butt Paste in the bathroom cabinet. Its for hemorrhoids which I know he suffers from. Still funny to see an ad for it but I have seen it in person and its still a brand that around.
That's probably it, but it's certainly open to interpretation by a segment of the population--including me and most of my old friends. (and, obviously, Jay, the band, and most of the studio audience).
Having worked in a place that called frosted chocolate things the size of small rocks "Puppy chow" I couldn't laugh at that part, I think it was just a misunderstanding.
I enjoy these Headlines, but Jay got it wrong at 3:24:25. The caption to the photo says it's a 10-year-old girl wearing Neil Armstrong's space suit, not Neil Armstrong himself. The joke is that it shows a well-dressed adult woman in the photo.
42:56 Frank Keenan works at DTRA. Seems like maybe the Security Office needs to ask him a few pointed questions possibly affecting his clearance. Wait a minute, Susan Venik is also DTRA? If this a defense-related publication, they should both know better than to answer the way they did.
The Urine soaked mattress . The author of the ad said give it to a dog . How much do you hate your dog and what kind of jackass are you that you would bring that thing home and toss it to your dog and say " There you go boy ! " ?
im not quite sure how to do it but i think jay should get the nobel peace prize nothing and nobody can get me to laugh like jay leno ............. jay if you're reading this when do we get to see those headlines that were not allowed to be shown on tv also if you would put the headlines on dvd i would buy it
i think i remember from health class in 4th grade that laughing is literally good for your health. when u laugh feel good hormones r released in to your bloodstream that possibly affect healing if have any illness but just makes u feel good and is a much better feeling than coming off a mt dew high and needing more caffeine to boost u. better to watch a good funny show and/or surround yourself with people who also like to laugh
I miss Headlines! Used to listen to Headlines every Monday night and even though I lived in another state, I’d call up my dad right after and we’d share our favorites over the phone. I miss Headlines AND my dad - who is deceased now. Thanks for the memories Jay! 😊💕
Lol wow watching this definitely challenges one if they were laughing back then but get triggered now ! Shows also how quickly our freedom of speech from 2000 to now has slipped away and it’s mind blowing we all could laugh at everyone everything bc it’s a joke and true headlines from newspapers ! He knocks both political parties , he has all races genders and back then NOBODY was so offended ! We laughed ! So yeah, shows how quickly the media today and people of power can gain control to divide and sadly most people have fell for it ! Gosh I wish Americans could be Americans and simply just stop and think ! I miss those days and didn’t realize how undivided we were , we could agree to disagree !This all is hilarious !!!
No matter what I fall asleep to I always wake up to this.
Yes! Why?
Brings up old memories 😂
Me too bud 😂
same here!
Same. Not sure why my UA-cam defaults to this but it’s funny to wake up to
how do i keep ending up here when i wake up? like every time i wake up my computer has switched over to this video. pretty creepy imo
I’m thinking Conan can relate.
pretty LUCKY
@@RoundingThird bi
Just don’t wake up then…?
I can relate to that. Besides if you are gonna wake up to something why not this comedy gold? The good old days of late night tv.
Omg I thought I was the only one! This video always pops up it's the "I got you babe" to my groundhogs day!.why does it keep coming back I've never searched Jay Leno! I was a Letterman fan for Christ sake!! Please make it stop UA-cam!
I like when Jay jokes about something in the ad, that wasn't highlighted by the sender
all who put this show together did a great job.
🎉
Still curious about the coloring of the carrot.
God I miss good tv like this. Today's stuff, especially the reality show garbage and all the irritating dating and dance shows, are just a bad reminder of how society is now so shallow, greedy, selfish, and has to have a political, pc, or woke message in everything, everytime you turn the channel. I miss when tv was relaxing and enjoyable.
Thanks for this! Jay is one of the all time greats like Carson!
God bless.
Yeah tv now is full of garbage; reality shows, dumb dating shows, housewives spitting and throwing drinks on each other, bs
That explains your sense of humor if you think this is funny 😂
Thats bee going on since the 1980s/90s.
This is so long I've been having fun for days. THANK YOU to the up loader!! Really helps you out of a bad mood! :)
God, we need this right now, don’t we?
When I was going thru a very bad time, watching headlines saved . I needed to smile and it worked. Thanks jay!
@@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied 'it was the best of times, it was the worst of times' can be applied to almost any point in time it feels like.
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This was the best midnight to four in the morning I've had in a LONG time. Laid on the couch with hot coffee and snacks, turned out the lights, made room for the cat, and laughed all night long. Nice to get away from the week and enjoy a Saturday night. This was the right video to do it. Thank you for posting this.😺
Remember staying up late to watch this on school nights in the 90s. Time flies
YEAH. WE NEVER HAD A CLUE THAT THE COVID HYSTERIA WAS COMING.
You had to. There was no UA-cam or streaming. It was either stay up or learn how to program the VCR.
@@Guitarman7133yeah we did. We had a pandemic task force for awhile.
@@Rugelacharugula I am so we’reeeeerywryeeEee
Good times bro.
23 years later in this is still kind of funny
I realize you posted this 5 years ago, but I still want to thank you. This is a gift, to the masses, at this point in history. Seriously, putting this together and posting it, for everyone, is just the nicest thing a person can do, and it is kind of a public service, during such dark times. Thank you, sincerely.
@@Virstag my two cents; I worry society is a mess right now because we learned NOTHING from this time and history in general. Seeing these headlines is both incredible and hilarious, as well as terrifying.
Can’t believe this was 24 years ago… life was so simple. Lol
I have a baby and had to use the butt paste for rashes. Lol. Still funny. The funniest rash cream is still monkey butt. 😂
Thank you for these memories......CARSON and LENO were the BEST!!! Miss them!!
Letterman!!
Miss Jay too! Best wishes to Jay for a fast, complete recovery!
I wonder if anyone bought that lot for sale in the “flying triangle”landslide area? Realtors here in So Cal will try and sell anything.
stop playing this every night PLEASE
I remember these manual meme uploads, you got like 15-20 memes a day across the various shows and you had to wait all day for them.
These were the good ole days I miss them
I’ve seen so many screenshots of headlines from this show lol
Men of sleep we meet again
Why does this happen???
Fell asleep to Louis ck lmao
Miss this. Watched it all the time. Thanks 😊
43:15 "Are you female - Yes or No" that question hits a lot different 2023
Kevin Eubanks laugh is funnier and even more infectious than Ed McMahons ' !
What is really bad is when he is obviously forced to laugh
hahah
@@scitsalcoryp I never got the impression that even a single laugh from Kevin was genuine.
@@RIUUI007 I think Kevin was as genuine as Ed. They both put on a bit of a show to make their bosses look good.
@@RIUUI007 Possible exceptions are when inside jokes are being made at his expense. Such as a letter being delivered to Kevin Bongbanks that was still delivered.
Times were so much simpler and pleasant back then.
Back in the 1990s through mid-2000s?
I remember as a kid growing up in that time when adults said society was the worst its ever been.
They claimed life was better before 1993.
@@neonfroot 70's were better as a kid/teen. Started going down hill in the 90's when gloom, doom & drug culture started taking over.
@@pinkfreud62
Back in the 1970s, the elders complained about everybody being whacked out on acid and pills.
But tbh, I think western culture peaked in the 1970s.
The whole punk/gangster rap culture and their respective fashion styles is ugly.
For real I'd do anything to go back. Warmer, simpler times. I don't know how things got so bad...not just for me but this entire God forsaken world.
21:35 Finn McCools' restaurant was featured on Nightmares. If memory serves, they just needed updated entrées and look.
Damn, I live down the street from Union City. Didn't know they were donut monsters.
The car dealership guy with the president Ben franklin ad was very happy and proud of that one I guarantee you that.
This always makes me feel better.
I miss seeing Jay at night. He was such a wonderful performer.
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"Canadah Kuh" North American Indian word for village. Manhattan is another word for "Ugly Island." "Tell me. Am I lying?" Dennis Hopper. A beautiful and tragic scene in that movie. Good one.
OMG WHOEVER POSTED THESE THANK YOU SO MUCH I HAVE MOST OF THESE ON VHS BUT DONT HAVE A VCR OR KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS ONE I LOVE HEADLINES LENO WAS THA BEST AT THIS
You're welcome. Thanks for watching. You can actually probably find a vcr for like $5 at a thrift store if you have any near you.
@@RoundingThird or pawn shop
At 1:39:08 that's not a mistake. Jack the Stripper was actually a separate case from Jack the Ripper, involving a series of murders in London between 1959 and 1963, also known as the Hammersmith nude murders. So that's just a failure of Leno's research department.
😂😂
How could so many,even some who applauded,not have caught on to the Narcissus joke?
Back when late night TV was funny....
It's still hilarious
Idk. I watch alot of old late night TV both past amd present amd they all are hit or miss.
The US has Jay Leno, Canada has Brian Mulrooney.
Diet water was one of my dad's favorite things to order at restaurants.
Hey, look: Puffy! He was in today’s headlines, too.
UA-cam was way off playing this one next
Best upload ever, thanks
Glad you enjoyed it!
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Yeah kudos for not splitting this up into 50 videos..
40:00 Notice the player is a Montreal Expos. A visual representation of what MLB did to the Montreal franchise . They were gone after 2004 season.
Large orange beast seeking employment. 😂 WTF
Thankyou so much for posting
Excellent...Liked and Subscribed. Thank You.
If i had a dollar for every laugh Jay Leno gave me, I WOULD BE RICHER THAN BILL GATES! THANK-YOU, JAY!
Whenever I need a laugh I go here. Leno is the greatest
This was one of his best sketches
@@greenrobot5 how hhh h bhohused vhaha h h and Bh and by high heels have vhvihush vhvh a vuvh
Love when he did the Jay-Walking skits.
These are not the Jay-walking skits.
@@waynemarvin5661 1:48:00
Doesn’t matter your opinion on Jay, hearing Kevin’s laugh is always amazing :)
I have a friend that has a dog that's 12 years old his name is Marley, and he actually talks to you. every time I visit he just comes up to me and is like all right my buddies here, and he starts trying to have a conversation with me like we're just hanging out and chilling and talking so cool
Took off work and watched this. Damn, I need to make better life choices.
I dare say.
You did!
The farmers protesting wearing mask was a shoutout to the Anti Rent War in Andies NY in 1845.
They don't make TV like this anymore
DOES YOU HAVE ASTHMA? kills me every time 😭😭
Cause if you does, you no good doctor lol!
Wanted to see how the "Grow-a-date" worked. 30:35
Only the penile brain 😷
5:40 Jay drops an F bomb 😂😂
He says " fine print "
no he didnt say the F bomb he siad read the fine print
This brought back memories. Dang I miss the 90s
43:15 That question made no sense in 2000, which is what made it hilarious, but fast forward 23 years later and well . . . somehow it seems appropriate.
Or maybe transsexuals always existed and were discussed but people didnt pay attention until the early 2010s.
One of my favorites I saw at work in a local newspaper was an article on strokes. The headliner was “Don’t let stroke stike twice”. Here’s another one: “Man allegedly drives stolen cop car backwards”
No way I was just recommended this after Diddy’s arrest 😭
OMG my dad has some of the Beudreuxs, or however its spelled, Butt Paste in the bathroom cabinet. Its for hemorrhoids which I know he suffers from. Still funny to see an ad for it but I have seen it in person and its still a brand that around.
I just bought some for my infant son. Works great!
It's sold as a diaper rash cream in my area.
@@danielgloyd4529 that’s exactly what I’m using it for. Great stuff
I like that he had to wait a second for the audience to catch up with the “President Ben Franklin” problem.
This video comes on my autoplay literally atleast once a day
The reindeer one looked like keep the other from falling off the roof.
That's probably it, but it's certainly open to interpretation by a segment of the population--including me and most of my old friends. (and, obviously, Jay, the band, and most of the studio audience).
Right t u keep thinking thatpinhead
Fat Be Gone ring made the headlines twice lol
I see two other people in the comments knew that there was actually a "Jack the stripper" in the 1960s. I'm surprised Leno didn't know that.
Finn mccools in long island? That place was on Kitchen Nightmares.
This is the 2000's version of "the internet is undefeated "
Jay Leno missed something from the Pomtrex Telephone at 3:35 min: „Save At Sail“. Apparently, the phone was on a wet endeavor.
"World didn't end yesterday" is probably a Y2K thing.
The puppy chow probably tastes better than the real school food. :P
Having worked in a place that called frosted chocolate things the size of small rocks "Puppy chow" I couldn't laugh at that part, I think it was just a misunderstanding.
Kyle Ames My fam used that word too. I think a good amount of people across the country have used it before. It’s insanely good btw
The snack food known as "puppy chow" also goes by the name "Chex Muddy Buddies."
I sure love watching there videos
Hilarious that the cops bought 35 dozen 😂😂 420 baby 🤘
shrill audience laughter. In bursts... I think UA-cam really loves Rounding
In the wee hours
@1:14:25 Jay is so humble
These are better than any antidepressant 😂😂😂❤❤❤
21:23 wasn't that restaurant in kitchen nightmares? Hell's kitchen S01E07
I enjoy these Headlines, but Jay got it wrong at 3:24:25. The caption to the photo says it's a 10-year-old girl wearing Neil Armstrong's space suit, not Neil Armstrong himself. The joke is that it shows a well-dressed adult woman in the photo.
Default video feed everytime time ends here when I fall asleep with ear buds.
A big chinned shlub reading typos out of the Palooka Ville Post(Krusty the Clown)
Jay- get back on that show!!
I finally figured out why my memory is so good
@@dangeiger9796 do you remember now?
I just woke up to this!!
42:56 Frank Keenan works at DTRA. Seems like maybe the Security Office needs to ask him a few pointed questions possibly affecting his clearance.
Wait a minute, Susan Venik is also DTRA? If this a defense-related publication, they should both know better than to answer the way they did.
I know that i'm old when I immediately said, fix the tracking, at 3:06:03. Kids these days have no clue what that means. hahaha
@ 1:48 Jay failed to also point out that they didn't even spell luscious correctly in the ad
The Urine soaked mattress . The author of the ad said give it to a dog . How much do you hate your dog and what kind of jackass are you that you would bring that thing home and toss it to your dog and say " There you go boy ! " ?
“Valen-time”
actually notice him visibly aging if you go from the start of the video to the last ones
Same! Night after night
I like his reaction to how his cab driver joke bombed around 1hr 25min mark
It's nice to remember how much hope there was for the future before Bush had his way
Just look at Biden now -_-
im not quite sure how to do it but i think jay should get the nobel peace prize nothing and nobody can get me to laugh like jay leno ............. jay if you're reading this when do we get to see those headlines that were not allowed to be shown on tv also if you would put the headlines on dvd i would buy it
i think i remember from health class in 4th grade that laughing is literally good for your health. when u laugh feel good hormones r released in to your bloodstream that possibly affect healing if have any illness but just makes u feel good and is a much better feeling than coming off a mt dew high and needing more caffeine to boost u. better to watch a good funny show and/or surround yourself with people who also like to laugh
@@looktojesus4774 Yea, verily! As "Readers Digest" put it, "Laughter is the Best Medicine." It's well documented for patients of all sorts.
1:13:26 Don't eat the red raisins!
03:05:05 - 03:07:42 No need to adjust your cell phones.
When newspapers still existed .
It's kinda wierd that this is just what reddit UA-cam is
4 hours! Eff ya!
I loved the "Humping The Stop sign" Mainly because of Leno saying "The sign said 'Stop'".
I have been searching for the headline at 4:15 forever, it always cracked me up 😂
Remember the days when the news clips were literal clippings from newspapers?