This might be the highest production value, greatest amount of work ever released on UA-cam. The art direction is consistently amazing. Definitely most released all at once.
This so far beyond it is scary. If you read the comments on the other videos, this shows that it was planned years in advance. Which begs the question, were the original videos a part of this? or as this some random decision made in the last 9 years? I think this was all part of an insanely long plan.The effort, production values, and thought put into every video here is beyond anything youtube can provide.
Clock is perfectly synced to real time, unique headlines, time of day synced with real time, unique shots of the outside for every take... This is a technical masterpiece. I wish I could see how they pulled this all off.
That's 4 hours of shots they used. Imagine all the retakes they had to do. Then they have to edit all these takes over all of these days and have them all set up to match the time of day. This is nothing short of top tier youtube shitposts.
I feel like they've probably created a custom program that edits the video for them (it's basically the same thing over and over again, shouldn't be too hard I think) and the captions
@@L33PL4Y I think you are too used to only hearing the false costumer service voice and now fail to recognize what a genuine voice of appreciation sounds like
@@HercadosP No, without the callers they wouldn't have been able to make this. He genuinely appreciates all the support this got. I'm IN customer service. I know what phony and genuine sound like.
One of my friends casually told me he knows Jim Davis. Apparently went to high school with his grandson in his home town and talked with Jim every now and then. If I knew Jim, I would corner him into watching all 4 hours of this masterpiece.
I think you have the responsibility to make that happen. You are one level of separation from the best mind in comedy. You must sit Jim down and watch this with him.
Actually 6 hours! Combined with the other one hour video and the eleven other shorter ones that were uploaded at the same time! THAT'S some dedication!
Yeah I noticed that too. The things going on in the window and out the front door shots line up too, you can see the same car or the same lady walking her dog in both shots. I'm not sure if this suggests it was all taken in one continuous 5 hour shooting session or if there is some really well laid out cinematography tricks going on
I'm convinced the only reason UA-cam hasn't age restricted a video with a bare penis and graphic birth scene is because so few people have watched the whole video
it used to be, something glitched and now it's not restricted anymore, I guess the mods looked at it again after 7 long years and were like "there's nothing graphic, let's get rid of this age restriction" and they didn't watch through to the end because they weren't being payed overtime lol
You could've just told Jim Davis that he wasn't funny like any other person, but nope, instead you had to prove it not only to him, but to the world. I salute you for that.
This right here is dedication to a joke. Literal years of work and millions of people left confused just to make that statement in a very shitposty way (very advanced for it time if i say so myself, since these have been being produced for almost ten years and that sort of humour is fairly recent for most people) this is really a masterpiece, and i cannot express enough how much i love the lasagna cat project. I almost like it more than the pipe stripe. Speaking of the pipe stripe, even tough i only mentioned it to make a joke comparing the lenghtiness of this paragraph and the video with that comic stripe produced by the UA-cam channel lasagna cat, both with very exaggerated lenghts and depths to review such a ridiculous joke, wich was the joke of the video otself and the whole joke behind this video and all other videos/jokes produced by lasagna cat. Well, speaking of that video, I can say for sure that it has the same kind of contribution to this project's joke as this video right here, taking it to the extreme where it has so many layers of irony and sarcasm that they are unrecognisable anymore. And thats what this is all about, thats almost the whole vision, just an ironic take on an unfunny comic thats way more popular than it should be. And after all that, I still have one question to the visionary behind this genius masterpiece... Now where could my pipe be?
The mannequins getting weirder makes me think they were rush-produced in a factory and they cared more for quantity than quality and didn't pay attention to how morphed and bizarre they were becoming.
I'd like to think they started off normal, but filling their heads with forbidden knowledge about things like sex and Garfield caused them to undergo horrific transformations.
I don’t think the purpose of this was to show that Jim Davis is unfunny and to somehow belittle him as many people here think. I think it’s just to show how our culture can blow any concept out of proportion and how consumerism can twist anything into something unrecognizable over a LONG period of time.
Cinemassacre brought me here. I watched júst for the ending. At midnight. not the best idea I ever had. But it's really random, sticking a creep-you-the-fuck-out ending on a four hour long random thing. Especially the last frame, with the eyes? I was told it was there, and I still missed it the first time.
Just a list of my personal favourites Keith 12:18 Alexis Chester 14:35 Victor Turown 21:17 Bikers 30:23 Alister Stewart 33:57 Will Meniker 40:28 My asshole burns 43:45 Donald Duck 47:14 Chalice 50:49 Austin 1 55:00 Caleb 1:00:29 Bro Nuts 1:02:55 Doggy 1:08:19 Ryan 1:09:28 Alex Simmons twice 1:38:25 Hugh Jazz 1:40:15 Adrian Marceau 1:46:12 Farts 1:51:17 Courtney 2:05:38 Adrian Garcia 2:09:55 Weedlord Bonerhitler 2:15:39 Krahm 2:21:00 Delivery truck 2:28:10 Hugh Mungus 2:32:16 Austin 2 and 3 2:34:35 Hugh Mungus again 2:50:42 Donald Trump 2:58:18 Adrian Garcia 2 3:00:18 No name: 3:03:00 Depression 3:06:39 Anonymous 3:10:35 Raymond 1 3:21:55 Paul De Marias 3:33:20 Alec Garcia 3:43:57 Raymond 2 3:52:37 Evan Coldbern 3:54:26 Not_a_robot 3:56:10 Ted and Monday 4:02:16 Raymond 3 4:13:16 Two friends 4:21:50 Discord 4:26:00 Charles Purcell 4:31:37 4:33:48
Someone has had to have noticed that when it zooms out of Jon's newspaper you can see something about scientists discovering infinite time looping or something like that.
I still can’t believe they perfectly transcribed, edited in, and have Jon’s actor say a third of everyone’s name in just two weeks. Not to mention all the unique parts with Garfield and Odie.
@@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123 The answers to the survey represent the garfield comics jokes, they are shocking at first, but as the time passes, its not surprising anymore. The second John is supposed to be Jim Davis (Creator of Garfield), here's a little story: Jim Davis made John as a little version of him in a comic named "John", where John was the principal and Garfield was just a secondary. But the John comic was not famous enough, and people liked Garfield more than John because they identified with him: A cat who hates Monday, loves to eat and sleep all day and likes to be in peace. Who doesn't? Thats why Jim decided to name the comic "Garfield", and make John a secondary and Garfield the principal. Some years then, when the comic art style updated a bit, Jim made John a little "Depressive", discouraged and with a lack of feminine affection, like an extension of Jim Davis' life then, because Jim was still drawing himself when he drew John, breaking the barrier between the artist and the character. Back to the film, when John shuts the door in front of Jim, we can see a little about the miserability of him because of Garfield taking his fame. When he randomly appears on a mountain we can see a guy painted with Garfield's colors which represents Garfield indeed. Then we can see him getting closer to Jim until Jim turns into a bunch of worms, which can represent how Garfield "devoured" his own creator. At the end, when the girl gives birth to the baby in the bathroom the girl says something I dont remember what did it mean, but its basically the creator repenting of Garfield. Before you say it; yeah, too much text. I think I missed some little details, but I just wanna end this comment.
@@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123 This video is essentially mocking Jim Davis for the fact his comics are incredibly unfunny and repetitive. It's also going into the fact that now JIm Davis is older, the creation he's unleashed onto this earth cannot be destroyed. Garfield will forever exist and Davis will be damned to eternal hell for it. The ending is essentially contextualizing this incredibly long and drawn out skit (that has an insane amount of hidden gems in it it's almost worth enduring). The creator of this channel has essentially used this platform to mock Jim Davis for his unfunny comics and clear self-insertion into Jon Arbuckle and has used the character to hide and project his insecurities. This channel is not dead though, I believe it will come back in a few years to deliver an even more in depth and nuanced satire of Jim Davis' unfunny creation.
I don't know why this video is so hypnotic, i initially planned to skip to the famous part but got sucked into the video and ended up watching the whole thing
Nope, it is done, they have better things to do and you get they do not hate Jim Davis? Just in case you are mad at him over videoe that are a joke. Are you that type?
The fact a human being spent this much time to have unique dialogue/drawings to each survey and putting it all together is just absolutely outstanding. Its no wonder why this channel hasn't seen another upload since...
the guys behind it felt bad for making this joke for so long, and they just wanted to see it through to the end so they could stop feeling bad about it plus it's not like anything they could come back with could top this
The repeating laugh track makes me feel like I'm being driving insane, almost to the point where I'm maniacally laughing alone with them whenever anything out of the ordinary happens. Also my love goes out to the man who played Jon. The constant enthusiasm and energy he puts onto _every damn scene_ and the permanent light in his voice when he calls out "Who's there?" is exceptional. Hope everyone who participated and helped this insane project be created is doing swell.
The entire ending sequence is one of the most horrifyingly haunting things I've seen on UA-cam, and its meaning is "Garfield isnt funny, repetitive, and shouldn't be treated like God's gift to art."
That ending is one of the most effective horror short films I've ever seen! Hats off to all the cast and crew. The special effects for the baby were incredible! Well done
@@nothappeningmate9402 "that ENDING is...." the ending is like 7 min. About the length of a short film. I understand the sex survey results go on for hours but the ending is a 7 min short story.
Looking at the newspaper they're holding, you can see the obvious jokes about the "Telephone scam charged with gross privacy violation" and that the whole structure of each answer is a 3 panel comic strip, but looking frame by frame you can also see a commentary on the nature of the video and what they are saying about Jim Davis's uncreative recycling of the same jokes for four and a half decades: "Scientists discover time a never-ending, looping, nightmarish construct"
4:39:24 translation: This child isn’t mine. This child is from the darkness. I’ve given birth to humanity’s curse. I can ask for mercy, which i won’t receive. My soul will be swallowed And vomited and swallowed again. Forever. Sick joke. But no one is laughing. My blood will remain. Death isn’t the end. I am in hell. This is hell.
TrashLock the sun also changes it's position in the sky, the lighting and shadows change with the time of day and the background all changes in real time.
Yeah I still have no fucking idea how they shot this without killing themselves. Its over a thousand takes. Well over a thousand. It would've taken days to film all that shit. The transition of time however is seamless. There MUST have been some copy-pasting... but every time I think I've spotted something that's 'templated' it ends up occasionally varying in a way that couldn't have been copy-pasted. This is either 99% greenscreened or painstakingly and masterfully edited in a single day.
OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED IT ALL OUT. There's a formula to the editing... "First part" is the pan away from the newspaper and looking up to address the knocker, then zooming in on the door, then the door opens. Unique audio plays each time, but realistically you only need to shoot this scene once or twice per hour of the day with each character to give the impression of non-repeated footage. But I assure you it repeats. No camera dolly/operator on earth is THAT consistent. The door has a greenscreen behind it once opened (or it is carefully masked out) "Second part" is the "Name? Name Who?" scenes. This is done on a greenscreen with it getting progressively darker. There's no way to cheat this; they would have had to film this each time, but they could have filmed it in sequence this way in a fraction of the time. THIS IS THE CLEVER PART THOUGH... It's got a transparent background, it plays over the "first part" to trick you into thinking it was all one take. A scene change is occurring here though. How else do they get up and make it to the door basically instantly? They could have emulated the lightness with a lighting rig in the greenscreen room. Its likely the actors did all their takes sequentially, then the next person did their takes etc... "Third part" are the mannequins. Just make a million of these in Photoshop, transparent backgrounds of course. You only need about 4 base heads, 2 base bodies and the rest are just tweaked with accessories. "Forth part" is an all-day filming of outside. Through the hole in the door of the 'first part' you see the 'third' and 'forth' parts. "Fifth part" is that someone would have had to 'comic-strip'-ify each of these scenes, which would probably have been the most painstaking part. Imagine how long it would have taken to do pixel tracking on every single scene... that's why the "first part" is only filmed about 30 odd times. It's just the same animation with a different comic strip. Genius. There are other parts. The speech bubble animation sequences, I imagine that was all pre-edited by a third party so that the author could have pre-synced speech bubbles with the phone audio. I'm speculating but its quite likely some outsourcing had to happen to make this movie. BUT NOW YOU UNDERSTAND how they created this masterpiece, how cleverly edited it was, and how they could easily double or triple the duration just by filming more of the 'second' parts and editing more 'fifth' parts. How else could this unholy beast be 4 HOURS LONG AND NOBODY DIED MAKING IT. ITS LIKE A DEAD GIVEAWAY JEAZ. Someone please stop letting me post UA-cam comments or even watch UA-cam at all, I think wayyyy too much about the editing...
1owk3y. all possible. However would like to clarify actuated camera rigs are a thing. They could have conceivably had an automated system setup for the consistent sweeping pans. otherwise decent stabs at how they may have approached everything. Although, you can fake lighting in post now, especially if you record in white light. There are FX BTS videos online showing this. So "it can't be faked" is also very much no longer true.
1:00:32 - Guy is traumatized by Garfield 1:51:16 -“Farts? Your name stink!” 1:55:04 -Jucy hop-frog (??? 😭) 2:05:41 -Courtney relationship learn her 2 things 2:12:45 - “*Deep voice* M E “ 2:15:42 - “🤨” 2:21:05 - John War friend is….alive ??? 2:32:20 - “Do do dooooo, Do, do do do !“ 2:32:36 - “THE humougus??” 2:33:48 - “Garfield, are you open for dating?” 2:46:25 - “Nobody wants you anymore…” 2:58:22 - “*Sigh*, Donald trump?” 3:03:05 - John is just… standing there. 3:05:14 - “…………………” 3:06:43 - “Hello?” “Is anybody there?” “I want to die.” 3:11:48 -“ I am going to kill you Gardfield :)” 3:26:58 - your mom joke 3:54:33 - Guy want to talk to Garlfied 4:00:56 - PFFT GARLFIED IS SO DONE. 4:02:17 - I think his name is Ted, idk why 4:02:40 - uh oh 4:20:55 - Nooo they got John! 4:21:42 - Two confused people 4:26:00 - Morse code (wtf) 4:30:22 - John Cena 4:33:51 - JUMPSCARE.
_"Jon Arbuckle, 2."_ _"Jon Arbuckle, 0."_ This line is more powerful to me than it has any right to be. Jim Davis is convinced that through his self-insert, Jon Arbuckle, he has ascended beyond his mediocre status as a nobody that Jon represents; but in reality, Jon is merely a reflection of Jim's own shortcomings in creating the dull, hackneyed reflection that is the Garfield comic strip. Or maybe I'm just stupid for looking for any kind of meaning to this brilliant 4 and a half hour shitpost
Imagine: that woman at the end probably thought she was apart of some deep, foreign art film. When they sent her the final product, she had to sit through 4 hours and 34 minutes of "Sex Survey Results." These guys are fucking great.
@@jkfecke of moments we've shared, just like a lasagna - created with care, the flavors are burning - a new page is turning, and i hope that you'll be there in the end - goodbye my friend.
2:21:05 Jon had war flashbacks when Krahm was mentioned. His old friend. He can’t seem to believe that the soldier who fought beside him could possibly be alive? He saw him blow up 3 feet away from him. How could Krahm possibly be having sex every day? Maybe it was a message from heaven and Krahm was coming to tell Jon that he was doing okay.
This really shows the repetitive nature of garfield, how it's praised as amazing, Garfield took everything over, Jon slowly faided into the background stuck in a loop where Garfield is the star and Jon is alone.
@@nzarbb yeah I thought some were funny too. I'm saying that the creators are playing off of it being unfunny to them, expecting people to say stupid shit.
Every now and then I remember this video exists, and that the people behind lasagna cat created and posted 4 hours of a real telephone survey where they have folks call in and say how many sex partners they have had only to, at the end of the video, send a message about Jim Davis, the creator of Garfield not being funny by including 10 minutes of arthouse style footage with visuals so viscerally upsetting that I literally had to look away from the screen all set over Jim Davis quotes. Even conceptualizing the amount of work that went into this is fucking staggering.
3:10:34 is great, whoever playing Jon doing all of those different facial expressions, trying to follow along with the person at the door. It’s so dang good
4:13:22, my man Raymond using this like full time therapy. I get what he means about those sex chats being REALLY disturbing. Really lonely and sick people out there, festering some inexcusable fantasies, often involving minors. And they keep pulling more people in so they no longer enjoy regular sexual fantasies
Those chat rooms he’s talking about I can relate to them cuz I used to make trolling vids of them (they are all deleted and on a very different account)
@@PeruvianPotatono i don't think so, you can see he doesn't even make the movements or pause that the dialogue would require, its just scripted that way
@@draig8259 he’s just asexual. That doesn’t make your insane or mean you have any intimacy issues; it’s a valid sexuality where you just don’t like sex, and that’s okay.
@@solemn_opossum6290 It is natural to beings which sexually reproduce to like sex. It's likely that something in his life (or some combination of factors) caused in him an abnormal emotional or sexual development, like trauma.
You know when people jokingly say "This is the best video on UA-cam/ The Final Boss of the Internet/ The absolute best thing EVER created/ NOTHING will EVER come close to this piece of art?" Well... We finally found a video that LEGITIMATELY fits in all those categories.
Wow. Just wow. All of this careful planning, attention to detail, more than a decade of surrealist art based upon something with such a simple, watered-down, inoffensive premise, the list goes on. And all of this just to tell Jim Davis he’s not funny. Now that; THAT right there is what I call dedication to your work.
I did not expected for a girl at the end to be speaking horrific stuff with horror imagery in Polish language but Polska mentioned once again and that’s nice.
@@nattap.6201she says "this child isnt mine, this child is from the darkness, ive given birth to humanitys curse. I can ask for mercy, which i wont receive. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever, sick joke. But no one is laughing, my blood will remain.. Death isnt the end. I am in hell, this is hell!" And leaves
@@smilewithayushsharma455”This child isn’t mine. This child is from the darkness. I’ve given birth to humanity’s curse. I can ask for mercy, which I won’t receive. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever. Sick joke, but nobody is laughing. My blood will remain. Death isn’t the end. I am in hell. This is hell.”
"This child is not mine. This child is something from the darkness. I give birth to a human curse. I can ask for grace, which I will not get. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever. A sick joke, but no one laughs. My blood will stay. Death isn't the end. I'm in hell. This is hell."
4:13:27 how long has this guy kept this a secret. It's like he's finally been given a socially acceptable outlet. This is what Garfield does for people, it amazes me how freely he accepts us.
Think about that- this is what Garfield does for people… yeah. Raymond wasn’t joking. Maybe he got help after this, maybe he was finally ready to tell people he can actually connect with.
1:40:17 “Hugh jass” “Hugh jass? *wait a minute* “ “Hugh jass, 69” The amount of trolling in this video caught me off guard, this and the deez nuts one are my favourites
Imagine being the content reviewer for this and having to watch the whole thing. Would have a deep sigh and make myself a strong coffee and wonder when retirement is.
1:10:46 He was discovered in a river dead with is genitals chopped off, further analysis made clear that Ryan died by a unknown disease that people speculate to be some kind of fatal autism.
Just in case you want to skip to the famous part: 4:33:50 But I HIGHLY recommend you watch at least 30 minutes because it's clear how much time and effort was put into this.
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
Oh My god I read that as Chris appeared in the vídeo, at the exact moment I mean that happens a lot but not in a *video of 4 :40:51 hours* this doesnt feel coincidential it's *A SIGN* I don't know what Chris CONDOMSONE with 0 partners can mean in my life but sure... SAFE SEX I guess
@@williameyelash8053 Hahaha that's awesome, speaking of which isn't it like super odd that just a moment ago I watched Charlie's (penguinz0/moistcritical) newest video in which he did a Condom tier list based on flavor and now this notification pops up with your comment of this particular super random coincidence that's surreal!
This might be the highest production value, greatest amount of work ever released on UA-cam. The art direction is consistently amazing. Definitely most released all at once.
MakingShorts this is definitely up there with don't hug me I'm scared.
What? How is this high production value?
There's many videos on UA-cam with much higher production value than this.
Did you watch the last seven minutes of this one or any of the other twelve videos uploaded at the same time?
This is leagues above "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared".
This so far beyond it is scary. If you read the comments on the other videos, this shows that it was planned years in advance. Which begs the question, were the original videos a part of this? or as this some random decision made in the last 9 years? I think this was all part of an insanely long plan.The effort, production values, and thought put into every video here is beyond anything youtube can provide.
Not participating in the survey when I had the chance is the single biggest regret of my natural life.
Damn I think the same
I found this channel a few months after survey
agreed
i hate missing out on something big
same
Hell same
They literally did this for 12 years just to tell Jim Davis, _"not funny, didn't laugh."_
Well it is actually to tell him *not funny didn't laugh* and *you're repetitive*
Santiago Ponpah seriously
@@Obamide. You really have to wonder if Jim Davis didn't grossly offend these guys somewhere!
I mean this is like high school reunion-level revenge!
Funny, did laugh
pin ball nope
It took me 20 minutes to realize this is formatted like a 3-panel comic
and also a knock-knock joke
Same
@Writer_Productions_MapMari as well😏
Technically four panels if you add the closeup of the newspaper article in the beginning.
It’s my sleepover and I get to choose the movie.
Potemer guess I’m not coming over
Guess I'm coming over
Why u copy meh
@@huhoka.y3163 comedy
They better do it again
"Humor is so subjective. I don't think anyone really knows what's funny."
That gave me chills!
So did the girl literally giving birth but nobody's talking about that
@@madkirk7431 she gave birth to jon,its even creepier when u understand what she said
@@DaVerySillyGoose please, what did she say?
@@christianmedina6343 i dont remember lol ask google
@@christianmedina6343turn on the captions.
some say this was the last script Stanley Kubrick wrote before he died
Just Jim who died?
Every single person at the door is Jack Nicholson doing a slightly different voice
oh god I laughed so hard
Or the first.
nigga was avant garde as fuck.
Clock is perfectly synced to real time, unique headlines, time of day synced with real time, unique shots of the outside for every take... This is a technical masterpiece. I wish I could see how they pulled this all off.
Editing like bro 😂
I think the podcast "Nerdy Show" did an interview with the creators of lasangacat where they go into more detail about how they made this.
@@agawtdangedbear Thanks!
Just remember the actors did this for 4 hours and someone had to edit this
Just remember the actors did this for 12 years just to insult garfield
Only Jon had to do it, Garfield only had to say it and Odie is just one clip repeated over and over
@@reimarpb Garfield and Odie's actors both recorded a separate voice line for each person
That's 4 hours of shots they used. Imagine all the retakes they had to do. Then they have to edit all these takes over all of these days and have them all set up to match the time of day. This is nothing short of top tier youtube shitposts.
I feel like they've probably created a custom program that edits the video for them (it's basically the same thing over and over again, shouldn't be too hard I think) and the captions
Love how Jon manages to maintain a perfectly condescending tone for the entire 4 hours.
It doesn't come off as condescending to me at all. It comes off as very sweet and grateful for the huge fan response.
@@L33PL4Yfax
@@L33PL4Y I think you are too used to only hearing the false costumer service voice and now fail to recognize what a genuine voice of appreciation sounds like
@@HercadosP No, without the callers they wouldn't have been able to make this. He genuinely appreciates all the support this got. I'm IN customer service. I know what phony and genuine sound like.
I think they reuse the clip and just add the new persons name
Imagine having mannequins knock on your door for 4 and a half hours just to tell you how many sexual encounters they've had.
Sounds like a 4 and a half hours well spent
I don't have to...
JoshFloor my kind of friday night
That's a normal Wednesday for me...
JoshFloor Hugh Jass 69
One of my friends casually told me he knows Jim Davis. Apparently went to high school with his grandson in his home town and talked with Jim every now and then. If I knew Jim, I would corner him into watching all 4 hours of this masterpiece.
I think you have the responsibility to make that happen. You are one level of separation from the best mind in comedy. You must sit Jim down and watch this with him.
Poor old jimmy's heart couldn't take that ending though
That’s not the point I don’t think, that would be so sad
@@Everettalla good profile
And I thought the age restriction was because of the sex survey. Then I skipped to the end of the video.
Crowne Prince Hey! Hey! Hey! Surprise seeing you here!
Crowne Prince okay why the hell-
His left has gone totally numb so he can't walk
That's sad
I hate Mondays.
Almost 5 hours, jesus, that's some dedication.
this was one hell of a comeback, see you guys in 10 years
lol
Actually 6 hours! Combined with the other one hour video and the eleven other shorter ones that were uploaded at the same time! THAT'S some dedication!
Meanwhile.....
don't forget the videos on the other channels
Hello. We have the same profile picture, but mine has glasses and hair.
Dude, the hands on the clock move in real time.
This is art, and an almost obsessive dedication to that art.
Well spotted, holy crap
Yeah I noticed that too. The things going on in the window and out the front door shots line up too, you can see the same car or the same lady walking her dog in both shots. I'm not sure if this suggests it was all taken in one continuous 5 hour shooting session or if there is some really well laid out cinematography tricks going on
Screw the clock, how about the day slowly becoming night in real time
It's actually filmed in real time according to a interview podcast
@@dominikkostal9675 that’s gotta get boring. that’s great editing though. most people are never gonna finish this though
I'm convinced the only reason UA-cam hasn't age restricted a video with a bare penis and graphic birth scene is because so few people have watched the whole video
it used to be, something glitched and now it's not restricted anymore, I guess the mods looked at it again after 7 long years and were like "there's nothing graphic, let's get rid of this age restriction" and they didn't watch through to the end because they weren't being payed overtime lol
i am committed to watching the whole thing, im 34 mins in at the time of making this comment
@@MegaGoaty3895 welp, did you like it?
@@cutecentral1930 he will never get his answer 😔
@@cutecentral1930_hehe_ penits
This video makes me feel so alone in the world. There isn't a single person I can share this with.
You're sharing it with us, friendo.
As soon as I finished watching it I had the exact same line of tought. Guess we are not alone. Cheer up.
I wish I could share it with more people but I'm sure 99% of them would think I'm crazy watching stuff like this (this is great stuff)
carianoff, 0
Same, I used to have one person I could've maybe shared this with but we don't talk anymore.
The fact you guys went through all this just to show how you find Garfield unfunny is just impressive.
Cole Goodrich yeah I know what you mean
At the very end they imply Garfield is a horrific miscarriage that Jim Davis never put much effort into. But "humor is so subjective".
Cole Goodrich less that they don’t find him funny, more he’s the ultimate product of a vapid culture which rejects art and created clones
@@atom5k563 I thought at the end it represented his daughter working at paws incorperated
@@atom5k563 they reference loss. In the end, only an epic comic like Garfield can face the ultimate comic: loss
is this the highest production value shitpost?
yes
Definitely
Yup. This is shit heaven created by the shit post god
God's Shitpost
Holy crap.... But is it a shitpost then? Or has it transcended shitpost?
4:26:00 THE DISCORD NOTIFICATIONS WHILE THAT GUY WAS RECORDING THE MORSE CODE LMAO
4:26:09
It’s on purpose considering how many times the sound had played
You could've just told Jim Davis that he wasn't funny like any other person, but nope, instead you had to prove it not only to him, but to the world.
I salute you for that.
They didn’t prove anything, it’s just someone going through way too much effort to express their opinion
Unfocused joke granted too many ressource, ultimately confuses
ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT
*For 12 DAMN YEARS*
@@broudogg for *100 damn years*
All this... just to tell Jim Davis that HE IS NOT FUNNY
This right here is dedication to a joke.
Literal years of work and millions of people left confused just to make that statement in a very shitposty way (very advanced for it time if i say so myself, since these have been being produced for almost ten years and that sort of humour is fairly recent for most people) this is really a masterpiece, and i cannot express enough how much i love the lasagna cat project. I almost like it more than the pipe stripe. Speaking of the pipe stripe, even tough i only mentioned it to make a joke comparing the lenghtiness of this paragraph and the video with that comic stripe produced by the UA-cam channel lasagna cat, both with very exaggerated lenghts and depths to review such a ridiculous joke, wich was the joke of the video otself and the whole joke behind this video and all other videos/jokes produced by lasagna cat. Well, speaking of that video, I can say for sure that it has the same kind of contribution to this project's joke as this video right here, taking it to the extreme where it has so many layers of irony and sarcasm that they are unrecognisable anymore. And thats what this is all about, thats almost the whole vision, just an ironic take on an unfunny comic thats way more popular than it should be.
And after all that, I still have one question to the visionary behind this genius masterpiece... Now where could my pipe be?
The end gave me chills
Yep!
Ya like what the frick?!?!?!?!!?
If you think they dislike Garfield, or Jim Davies, you completely missed the point.
The mannequins getting weirder makes me think they were rush-produced in a factory and they cared more for quantity than quality and didn't pay attention to how morphed and bizarre they were becoming.
Just like garfield?
Is that yet again another criticism of Garfield? Shit runs deep
Or maybe your perception of reality is becoming increasingly warped.
I'd like to think they started off normal, but filling their heads with forbidden knowledge about things like sex and Garfield caused them to undergo horrific transformations.
@@realhumanbean7915 almost as deep as the pipe comic?
It's been 6 years and I keep coming back here to rewatch these 5 hours...
😂😂
are you ok
That's me with the original strip. That hour has be coming back very often.
My aunt wrote to jim davis and he actually wrote back, he may not always be funny but he is genuine and kind
Nice to hear i guess
Ok
@@paperhat_boi cope
I mean yeah. He just seems like a sweet old boomer
I don’t think the purpose of this was to show that Jim Davis is unfunny and to somehow belittle him as many people here think. I think it’s just to show how our culture can blow any concept out of proportion and how consumerism can twist anything into something unrecognizable over a LONG period of time.
26:26 how did y'all miss dirty p.
cuz he aint proud of it
Yo, it’s Dirty P
Wait does dirty p have a UA-cam channel? He seems cool
we NEED dirty P
0rd3n4ry Yes!
I have a feeling not a lot of people watched that horrifying ending
I did.
My penis shriveled up into nothing.
Cinemassacre brought me here. I watched júst for the ending. At midnight. not the best idea I ever had. But it's really random, sticking a creep-you-the-fuck-out ending on a four hour long random thing. Especially the last frame, with the eyes? I was told it was there, and I still missed it the first time.
@@omikronweapon same here. I´m really regretting it
I watched only the ending bc Cinemassacre mentioned it.
@@pitprincexx1137 Can you imagine if _Fatal Farms_ did the production work for AVGN? Wowsers! 😳
Just a list of my personal favourites
Keith 12:18
Alexis Chester 14:35
Victor Turown 21:17
Bikers 30:23
Alister Stewart 33:57
Will Meniker 40:28
My asshole burns 43:45
Donald Duck 47:14
Chalice 50:49
Austin 1 55:00
Caleb 1:00:29
Bro Nuts 1:02:55
Doggy 1:08:19
Ryan 1:09:28
Alex Simmons twice 1:38:25
Hugh Jazz 1:40:15
Adrian Marceau 1:46:12
Farts 1:51:17
Courtney 2:05:38
Adrian Garcia 2:09:55
Weedlord Bonerhitler 2:15:39
Krahm 2:21:00
Delivery truck 2:28:10
Hugh Mungus 2:32:16
Austin 2 and 3 2:34:35
Hugh Mungus again 2:50:42
Donald Trump 2:58:18
Adrian Garcia 2 3:00:18
No name: 3:03:00
Depression 3:06:39
Anonymous 3:10:35
Raymond 1 3:21:55
Paul De Marias 3:33:20
Alec Garcia 3:43:57
Raymond 2 3:52:37
Evan Coldbern 3:54:26
Not_a_robot 3:56:10
Ted and Monday 4:02:16
Raymond 3 4:13:16
Two friends 4:21:50
Discord 4:26:00
Charles Purcell 4:31:37
4:33:48
Imagine making a whole UA-cam series just to tell that Jim Davis isn’t funny.
Sr Gumborg Says the one who copied Sr Pelo’s profile.
This isn't copied I haven't seen this one
@@mw6ngi0 okay
@@mw6ngi0 Ah yes. Because we all can’t type the same thing. It’s against the law.
@@mw6ngi0 and they’re showing appreciation to the original comment
Someone has had to have noticed that when it zooms out of Jon's newspaper you can see something about scientists discovering infinite time looping or something like that.
@Levi Doneson P O N I T
Easter egg
I did not know that thank you for bringing that up
Psychedelic trip getting stuck in a Time Loop. Also it's part of the ether that Nikola Tesla discovered
@@chinopuertorico wow cool man
Raymond is off the chain lmao
yeah, raymond is a fucking legend (also hi proto)
i want to meet this legend.
Yes the Raymond Saga is the best highlight of this video.
I appreciate it. In my defense, I was REALLY drunk and really wanted to be the video
HOLY CRAP ITS RAYMOND but is it true that u catfished men before lol
Raymond: "You can just delete this."
Also Raymond: *proceeds to tell his entire sex life story*
It was a very interesting listen
the fact that they could've made odie do random barks but they made his barks resemble the names is beyond impressive
I still can’t believe they perfectly transcribed, edited in, and have Jon’s actor say a third of everyone’s name in just two weeks. Not to mention all the unique parts with Garfield and Odie.
Jon's actor is actually a creator i think
U should see canal five vids it’s pretty disturbing and I regret seeing it
Stay Alive |-/
nice pfp :)) spread the word of vialism /-|
I have no doubt all three of them acted out every single one of those in real time
12:18
23:25
1:09:30
2:20:11
2:21:00
2:37:01
3:21:58
Best comment. Thanks
Krahm? Krahm..? Krahm? Krahm....? Krahm who?
woohoo
Blas Fernández Villemur LMAO RAYMOND
Raymond. Just, wow. Whoever made those calls earned my respect.
After an absurd investigation, I realize this actually has a very deep context and is not just something random or to just scare people
Whats the context?
@@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123 The answers to the survey represent the garfield comics jokes, they are shocking at first, but as the time passes, its not surprising anymore. The second John is supposed to be Jim Davis (Creator of Garfield), here's a little story: Jim Davis made John as a little version of him in a comic named "John", where John was the principal and Garfield was just a secondary. But the John comic was not famous enough, and people liked Garfield more than John because they identified with him: A cat who hates Monday, loves to eat and sleep all day and likes to be in peace. Who doesn't? Thats why Jim decided to name the comic "Garfield", and make John a secondary and Garfield the principal. Some years then, when the comic art style updated a bit, Jim made John a little "Depressive", discouraged and with a lack of feminine affection, like an extension of Jim Davis' life then, because Jim was still drawing himself when he drew John, breaking the barrier between the artist and the character. Back to the film, when John shuts the door in front of Jim, we can see a little about the miserability of him because of Garfield taking his fame. When he randomly appears on a mountain we can see a guy painted with Garfield's colors which represents Garfield indeed. Then we can see him getting closer to Jim until Jim turns into a bunch of worms, which can represent how Garfield "devoured" his own creator. At the end, when the girl gives birth to the baby in the bathroom the girl says something I dont remember what did it mean, but its basically the creator repenting of Garfield.
Before you say it; yeah, too much text. I think I missed some little details, but I just wanna end this comment.
@@dtlels3439i saw a vídeo that said exactly what You were explaining
4:33:51 @@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123
@@UsuarioAnonimoAleatorio123 This video is essentially mocking Jim Davis for the fact his comics are incredibly unfunny and repetitive. It's also going into the fact that now JIm Davis is older, the creation he's unleashed onto this earth cannot be destroyed. Garfield will forever exist and Davis will be damned to eternal hell for it. The ending is essentially contextualizing this incredibly long and drawn out skit (that has an insane amount of hidden gems in it it's almost worth enduring). The creator of this channel has essentially used this platform to mock Jim Davis for his unfunny comics and clear self-insertion into Jon Arbuckle and has used the character to hide and project his insecurities.
This channel is not dead though, I believe it will come back in a few years to deliver an even more in depth and nuanced satire of Jim Davis' unfunny creation.
The fact you can watch this video with no content warning is insane
shushhhhh don't let youtube know I'm pretty sure no one on their team actually watched it til the end
Only if you're logged in.
@@epkodaThey probably have an ai to do it
There’s porn on UA-cam without a content warning
@@Pmf95k how do you know...
3:58:26 it may not be the funniest, but you gotta appreciate the noise Jon tried to make.
Grumpy Froggy ARUUuu?
Tim got the best life
Oh shift 666 likes
odie no it isn’t your turn yet
Home Improvement reference
2:16:50 - I don't know what is better, the size of his neck or the fact that he said "Seventy-Twelve"
Eeeeeh Leoreo que haces aca :v
Posdata: hace un directo o vídeo mirando este vídeo completo
Leoreo has un video viendo este de 4 horas Por favoorrrr 🤘 xd v:
Aaaaa perro sabes ingles :v
Pinshe prro que haces aca? Haz un video viendo todo eso
I don't know why this video is so hypnotic, i initially planned to skip to the famous part but got sucked into the video and ended up watching the whole thing
I came because I want to be hyponized and think about nothing for a few hours
12:18
23:25
1:09:30
2:20:11
2:21:00
2:37:01
3:21:58
Zippy Ragu Raymond is my favorite.
Zippy Ragu Raymond is a mad man
4:26:05 Someone did a morse code... and they decoded it.
That one is just brilliant. Also, Raymond needs to see a doctor.
Zippy Ragu +
1:00:32 somebody give this guy a hug
Jayson Ellis from 1:44:30 can help
Did you actually watch this whole thing if so then your a god for watching this
@@plug_ns Almost. I was watching it at work in small screen, and I got almost 1 hour left.
Tsukigomori - Przemysław Chojka oh makes sense
T h i s
I s
P o w e r f u l
3:21:58
3:52:42
4:13:16
Raymond is epic
He is highly specific with his sex life. Three of the characters had the chance to review him XD
Everybody loves Raymond
what a gentleman.
Lmao
Note entendí ni verga pero vueno
this guy will be back in 2026, knowing that the channel uploaded again after 9 years of silence.
2 more years yussss
Nope, it is done, they have better things to do and you get they do not hate Jim Davis? Just in case you are mad at him over videoe that are a joke. Are you that type?
Why would they come back tho, this was the third panel
I hope you're right
Please smoke a blunt and relax. @@MacNuada
The fact a human being spent this much time to have unique dialogue/drawings to each survey and putting it all together is just absolutely outstanding.
Its no wonder why this channel hasn't seen another upload since...
That's because they're still working on it. Right now. This very movie.
@@RipleySawzen Forever and ever….
All of that to say that some dude isn't funny
he really hates garfield
the guys behind it felt bad for making this joke for so long, and they just wanted to see it through to the end so they could stop feeling bad about it
plus it's not like anything they could come back with could top this
The repeating laugh track makes me feel like I'm being driving insane, almost to the point where I'm maniacally laughing alone with them whenever anything out of the ordinary happens.
Also my love goes out to the man who played Jon. The constant enthusiasm and energy he puts onto _every damn scene_ and the permanent light in his voice when he calls out "Who's there?" is exceptional. Hope everyone who participated and helped this insane project be created is doing swell.
It'd be funny if the guy who explained the "where's my pipe" cartoon for an hour broke down the laugh trach used here in the same detail 😆
Well, shouldnt look at this 4 hours long.
OUT OF THE ORDINARY?
NEWTON!!!
OUT OF THE ORDINARY!!! HAHAHAA!!!!
This is astonishing. Thank you. I'm also gonna need that background music.
Hey Huggbees are you in this?
Pureticly If I am I haven't found myself yet. I'm going to listen to all 5 hours regardless
Huggbees need the time stamp
Huggbees is this truly you dad the one and only i wonder if second dad kaya is here
Huggbees In the past 2 days, I have seen a comment of yours on about 7 unrelated videos. What the hell is going on.
The entire ending sequence is one of the most horrifyingly haunting things I've seen on UA-cam, and its meaning is "Garfield isnt funny, repetitive, and shouldn't be treated like God's gift to art."
Especially the birth scene
3:10:57 "This is a knock knock joke" - Whoever plays jon arbuckle. this is going to be my senior quote
moon man 3:10:36
@@StardustLegend a guy that doesn't know what to say.
Raymond is more confidant in telling people about his sex life than I am at picking what I want for dinner.
I'm actually incredibly anxious pretty much all of the time. Indecision is one of my worst traits.
@@raymondtalkstoomuch2429 holy shit it’s Raymond !
@@raymondtalkstoomuch2429 Can I get a time stamp?
3:21:55
@@that_musical_weeb5819 Nice one!
That ending is one of the most effective horror short films I've ever seen! Hats off to all the cast and crew. The special effects for the baby were incredible! Well done
I wouldn't exactly call it short
Like 3 times the average film length but ok
@@nothappeningmate9402 "that ENDING is...." the ending is like 7 min. About the length of a short film. I understand the sex survey results go on for hours but the ending is a 7 min short story.
@@Paradox-dy3ve fair point
This should be banned from UA-cam
Looking at the newspaper they're holding, you can see the obvious jokes about the "Telephone scam charged with gross privacy violation" and that the whole structure of each answer is a 3 panel comic strip, but looking frame by frame you can also see a commentary on the nature of the video and what they are saying about Jim Davis's uncreative recycling of the same jokes for four and a half decades: "Scientists discover time a never-ending, looping, nightmarish construct"
I've never felt such a strange mixture of being bored and wanting to leave and being intrigued and wanting to stay.
Dayonder Productions me either
but did you get to the end?
4:39:24 translation:
This child isn’t mine.
This child is from the darkness.
I’ve given birth to humanity’s curse.
I can ask for mercy, which i won’t receive.
My soul will be swallowed
And vomited and swallowed again.
Forever.
Sick joke. But no one is laughing.
My blood will remain.
Death isn’t the end.
I am in hell.
This is hell.
Tanks. But what was the language you translated from?
@@Dundere_de_Duke It's Polish. But it's clearly first written in English translated into Polish and said by Polish actress.
@@mixererunio1757 oh thanks for letting me inow.
@@Dundere_de_Duke they probably just turned on captions
That's what I did
@@BeansTale That explanes it thanks
The clock on the left side of the wall actually goes in practically real-time.
You guys are insane.
TrashLock
the sun also changes it's position in the sky, the lighting and shadows change with the time of day and the background all changes in real time.
TrashLock 9
Yeah I still have no fucking idea how they shot this without killing themselves. Its over a thousand takes. Well over a thousand. It would've taken days to film all that shit. The transition of time however is seamless. There MUST have been some copy-pasting... but every time I think I've spotted something that's 'templated' it ends up occasionally varying in a way that couldn't have been copy-pasted. This is either 99% greenscreened or painstakingly and masterfully edited in a single day.
OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED IT ALL OUT. There's a formula to the editing...
"First part" is the pan away from the newspaper and looking up to address the knocker, then zooming in on the door, then the door opens. Unique audio plays each time, but realistically you only need to shoot this scene once or twice per hour of the day with each character to give the impression of non-repeated footage. But I assure you it repeats. No camera dolly/operator on earth is THAT consistent. The door has a greenscreen behind it once opened (or it is carefully masked out)
"Second part" is the "Name? Name Who?" scenes. This is done on a greenscreen with it getting progressively darker. There's no way to cheat this; they would have had to film this each time, but they could have filmed it in sequence this way in a fraction of the time. THIS IS THE CLEVER PART THOUGH... It's got a transparent background, it plays over the "first part" to trick you into thinking it was all one take. A scene change is occurring here though. How else do they get up and make it to the door basically instantly? They could have emulated the lightness with a lighting rig in the greenscreen room. Its likely the actors did all their takes sequentially, then the next person did their takes etc...
"Third part" are the mannequins. Just make a million of these in Photoshop, transparent backgrounds of course. You only need about 4 base heads, 2 base bodies and the rest are just tweaked with accessories.
"Forth part" is an all-day filming of outside. Through the hole in the door of the 'first part' you see the 'third' and 'forth' parts.
"Fifth part" is that someone would have had to 'comic-strip'-ify each of these scenes, which would probably have been the most painstaking part. Imagine how long it would have taken to do pixel tracking on every single scene... that's why the "first part" is only filmed about 30 odd times. It's just the same animation with a different comic strip. Genius.
There are other parts. The speech bubble animation sequences, I imagine that was all pre-edited by a third party so that the author could have pre-synced speech bubbles with the phone audio. I'm speculating but its quite likely some outsourcing had to happen to make this movie.
BUT NOW YOU UNDERSTAND how they created this masterpiece, how cleverly edited it was, and how they could easily double or triple the duration just by filming more of the 'second' parts and editing more 'fifth' parts. How else could this unholy beast be 4 HOURS LONG AND NOBODY DIED MAKING IT. ITS LIKE A DEAD GIVEAWAY JEAZ.
Someone please stop letting me post UA-cam comments or even watch UA-cam at all, I think wayyyy too much about the editing...
1owk3y. all possible. However would like to clarify actuated camera rigs are a thing. They could have conceivably had an automated system setup for the consistent sweeping pans.
otherwise decent stabs at how they may have approached everything.
Although, you can fake lighting in post now, especially if you record in white light. There are FX BTS videos online showing this. So "it can't be faked" is also very much no longer true.
1:00:32 - Guy is traumatized by Garfield
1:51:16 -“Farts? Your name stink!”
1:55:04 -Jucy hop-frog (??? 😭)
2:05:41 -Courtney relationship learn her 2 things
2:12:45 - “*Deep voice* M E “
2:15:42 - “🤨”
2:21:05 - John War friend is….alive ???
2:32:20 - “Do do dooooo, Do, do do do !“
2:32:36 - “THE humougus??”
2:33:48 - “Garfield, are you open for dating?”
2:46:25 - “Nobody wants you anymore…”
2:58:22 - “*Sigh*, Donald trump?”
3:03:05 - John is just… standing there.
3:05:14 - “…………………”
3:06:43 - “Hello?” “Is anybody there?” “I want to die.”
3:11:48 -“ I am going to kill you Gardfield :)”
3:26:58 - your mom joke
3:54:33 - Guy want to talk to Garlfied
4:00:56 - PFFT GARLFIED IS SO DONE.
4:02:17 - I think his name is Ted, idk why
4:02:40 - uh oh
4:20:55 - Nooo they got John!
4:21:42 - Two confused people
4:26:00 - Morse code (wtf)
4:30:22 - John Cena
4:33:51 - JUMPSCARE.
oh thank you i really needed the timestamps oh god thank you
2:32:47 ice cream!?
_"Jon Arbuckle, 2."_
_"Jon Arbuckle, 0."_
This line is more powerful to me than it has any right to be. Jim Davis is convinced that through his self-insert, Jon Arbuckle, he has ascended beyond his mediocre status as a nobody that Jon represents; but in reality, Jon is merely a reflection of Jim's own shortcomings in creating the dull, hackneyed reflection that is the Garfield comic strip.
Or maybe I'm just stupid for looking for any kind of meaning to this brilliant 4 and a half hour shitpost
The most common interpretation is that the Jon Arbuckle with 2 partners is from the future
@@iferlyf8172 I assumed the two were Garfield and Odie
Heh 69 likes
@@JamesIsHere5 nice
@@iferlyf8172 Or he's stating he's the second Jon Arbuckle, while the first one says he's a zero
50:50 - Is a personal favourite of mine
1:00:32 - Is a hidden gem
1:05:37 - HAHAHA
1:08:21 - WOOF WOOF
IS ODIE VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY!?
Yes.
BEANS you got my beans nigga?
It sounds like caleb needs a hug
Yric i accidentally stumbled across 4:20:50
How the fuck did Jon have a straight face, saying all those names, including Weedlord Bonerhitler, for nearly 5 fucking hours
Sean Kay
the magic of editing
And retakes, a lot of retakes.
2:15:50 for "Weedlord Bonerhitler"
loiloiloi6 2:15:40
2:36:59
fell asleep while watching this and woke up to the ending scared the actual fuck out of me
Had you seen the ending before this experience?
Jon arbuckle 2
Ha ha ha Jon arbuckle *0*
That’s depressing
Jon Arbuckle too*
Cristóbal Villavicencio ...
The implication is that it's a different Jon Arbuckle. One from the future
It's Jim Davis. Jon is his self insert, yet he doesn't age like his creator. Jim has also had 2 wives.
Jon Arbuckle 2: Garfield and Oddy
3:11:48 *I'm gonna kill you Garfield*
LASAGNA CAT GARFIELD
ME TOOOO😡🤬🤬🤬🤬👹👹👹👹👺😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
THATS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G O O D
Classic Poophead!
The UA-cam censors will never find the end of this video
log out and try to watch it
The UA-cam censors already did by the virtue of it being restricted.
Yeah it deals with yhings
1. Garfeild is dead
2. A*** ******
3. Creepy
4.idk
tell that to the this video may be disturbing to some veiwers
@@BTPWii Stop censoring asshole. Now tell us the consored word
I appreciate the callers that felt the need to yell after their answer for some reason, made me crack up every time it happened
Because when they fist announced the Survey, they ended it with a notice that they don’t have the capacity for “High volume calls”
Imagine: that woman at the end probably thought she was apart of some deep, foreign art film. When they sent her the final product, she had to sit through 4 hours and 34 minutes of "Sex Survey Results." These guys are fucking great.
The thing is...she was a part of some deep foreign art film. This thing has layers upon layers.
Jeff Fecke Indeed. This is a great piece of post-modern art. It totally would fit in a contemporary art museum.
ThisGuysAMook Don't forget that it is a Garfield parody!
@@jkfecke of moments we've shared, just like a lasagna - created with care, the flavors are burning - a new page is turning, and i hope that you'll be there in the end - goodbye my friend.
@@someonecool8533
*lyman comes out of a fucking sewer pipe.*
2:21:05 Jon had war flashbacks when Krahm was mentioned.
His old friend. He can’t seem to believe that the soldier who fought beside him could possibly be alive? He saw him blow up 3 feet away from him. How could Krahm possibly be having sex every day?
Maybe it was a message from heaven and Krahm was coming to tell Jon that he was doing okay.
His response is very relatable too
Jesus what a rabbit hole this is
it's even consistent with the newspaper garfield reads in the next bit
No he was a royalist who watched several of his men die to the parlementarians during the English civil war
"Hey Jon, you read those Conan books, right? What was the name of that god of the Cimmerians?"
This really shows the repetitive nature of garfield, how it's praised as amazing, Garfield took everything over, Jon slowly faided into the background stuck in a loop where Garfield is the star and Jon is alone.
Also insulting how unfunny the people are in the video as well.
@@DBumple what are you on babe, it was funny from the start 'till the end
@@nzarbb yeah I thought some were funny too. I'm saying that the creators are playing off of it being unfunny to them, expecting people to say stupid shit.
Just watch Garfield without Garfield
Well Jon did start dating Liz.... Everyone seems to forget that.....
Every now and then I remember this video exists, and that the people behind lasagna cat created and posted 4 hours of a real telephone survey where they have folks call in and say how many sex partners they have had only to, at the end of the video, send a message about Jim Davis, the creator of Garfield not being funny by including 10 minutes of arthouse style footage with visuals so viscerally upsetting that I literally had to look away from the screen all set over Jim Davis quotes.
Even conceptualizing the amount of work that went into this is fucking staggering.
1:40:13 - "Hugh Jass-...wait a minute..."
Idk why, but I love his expression there.
gotem
I mean this was literally a pun.
Hugh Jass xDDD
someone actually used a knock-knock joke name lol
69
3:10:34 is great, whoever playing Jon doing all of those different facial expressions, trying to follow along with the person at the door. It’s so dang good
It's your mama
@@ItzSam._.324 no u
It’s Jeffery max
@@RedHairdo Once again I'll have nightmares after seeing your pfp
Did you actually watch the whole thing💀
4:13:22, my man Raymond using this like full time therapy. I get what he means about those sex chats being REALLY disturbing. Really lonely and sick people out there, festering some inexcusable fantasies, often involving minors. And they keep pulling more people in so they no longer enjoy regular sexual fantasies
Ray-
Ray really went all out didnt he
He really puts the “Therapy” in Sex Therapy. And I really don’t have a problem with that.
Those chat rooms he’s talking about I can relate to them cuz I used to make trolling vids of them (they are all deleted and on a very different account)
@@Certified.Cat.Lover.1 you think you and Raymond ever crossed paths?
I like how he sighs, thinking this kid is the most unfunniest submission of the whole thing 3:27:35
It greatly disturbed me when oddie didn't say anything at 3:19:57
Think they forgot to edit that in
@@PeruvianPotatono i don't think so, you can see he doesn't even make the movements or pause that the dialogue would require, its just scripted that way
@@elnico5623you are two years late.
Fun fact: if Lasagnacat comes back in another 9 years after this, then we are more than halfway there
The third panel
Lasanga cat is coming back in 2026 I can't wait him
@@tablettablet83 sorry but any source?
What?
9 years after 2017 is 2026
4:31:45 this guy is coming to a great realization about himself, I hope he’s doing well wherever he is
I looked through the comments so long to find anyone talking about him
Lol this dude is insane, or at least has some issues with intimacy.
@@draig8259 it's just being asexual prolly
@@draig8259 he’s just asexual. That doesn’t make your insane or mean you have any intimacy issues; it’s a valid sexuality where you just don’t like sex, and that’s okay.
@@solemn_opossum6290 It is natural to beings which sexually reproduce to like sex. It's likely that something in his life (or some combination of factors) caused in him an abnormal emotional or sexual development, like trauma.
I searched this video years ago but I never imagined this would be recommended to me someday.
I learned a lot about Raymond today.
Alien A bisexual legend
We know more about Raymond than his own family.
More than we ever wanted to know
What time?
You know when people jokingly say "This is the best video on UA-cam/ The Final Boss of the Internet/ The absolute best thing EVER created/ NOTHING will EVER come close to this piece of art?"
Well...
We finally found a video that LEGITIMATELY fits in all those categories.
this is correct in every way.
I agree.
I thought you were full of shit until I watched the last three minutes of this video..
Fucking hell what the fuck.
yea. we have.
Still doesn't compare to The Pipe Strip.
47:14 damn my man Donald really on that grind
**Bird Noises**
My man raymond
hell yea if you know what i mean
How do you have 240 subscribers
Yes
This is honestly a good place to come if you need character names
Wow. Just wow. All of this careful planning, attention to detail, more than a decade of surrealist art based upon something with such a simple, watered-down, inoffensive premise, the list goes on. And all of this just to tell Jim Davis he’s not funny. Now that; THAT right there is what I call dedication to your work.
That's what I call caring a _bit_ too much dude.
@@yurimessiah There is no caring too much, and there is no caring too little.
@@lc1279 That depends...
@@Davrie It actually does, just think about it.
@@yurimessiah Think about it. Now think about it some more. Deep state's done.
Alexis Chester (14:37), this survey was so important to her that she updated it in real time and I can appreciate that
i dont fuck around.
@@alexis2666 she does for sure
COUGH
@@Niagaranobs sorry i had congestion
@James Tomlin youre right i had a lot of semen stuck in my throat
I did not expected for a girl at the end to be speaking horrific stuff with horror imagery in Polish language but Polska mentioned once again and that’s nice.
Its funny how most people who watched the video have no idea what she's talking about (polska gurom)
What is she talking about??
@@nattap.6201she says "this child isnt mine, this child is from the darkness, ive given birth to humanitys curse. I can ask for mercy, which i wont receive. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever, sick joke. But no one is laughing, my blood will remain.. Death isnt the end. I am in hell, this is hell!" And leaves
@@smilewithayushsharma455turn the captions on and it’ll show English subtitles
@@smilewithayushsharma455”This child isn’t mine. This child is from the darkness. I’ve given birth to humanity’s curse. I can ask for mercy, which I won’t receive. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever. Sick joke, but nobody is laughing. My blood will remain. Death isn’t the end. I am in hell. This is hell.”
I hope this channel will drop a vid or two after Garfield movie.
I would at least love a gorefield or lasangacat cameo in the movie. But it's probably never going to happen
@@Donpistachio2008Like Al Gore?
@@timobrien2738 Tbh I'm not an AI worshipper, but I guess. if Hollywood studios are gonna use AI later on movies we are screwed.
@@Donpistachio2008 AL Gore my friend.
"This child is not mine. This child is something from the darkness. I give birth to a human curse. I can ask for grace, which I will not get. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever. A sick joke, but no one laughs. My blood will stay. Death isn't the end. I'm in hell. This is hell."
Thank you sir
She said that in a school
I mean she is in her 20s
The girl was talking in polish
Mehrio Time I ordered Doritos
4:13:27 how long has this guy kept this a secret. It's like he's finally been given a socially acceptable outlet. This is what Garfield does for people, it amazes me how freely he accepts us.
the fact that he had several other calls too and said in the comments he’s normally a really anxious person too
i hope raymond is doing okay
Aguante Gaturro
@@lautarofranco6423ese chorro plajista nadie lo quiere, por eso no duran NADA sus esculturas jsjsa
Think about that- this is what Garfield does for people… yeah. Raymond wasn’t joking. Maybe he got help after this, maybe he was finally ready to tell people he can actually connect with.
1:40:17
“Hugh jass”
“Hugh jass? *wait a minute* “
“Hugh jass, 69”
The amount of trolling in this video caught me off guard, this and the deez nuts one are my favourites
@Slavа the self realization 😭
@Slavа um what
John cena; 22,000
Was on there towards the end
There’s also weed lord boner hitler, 69,420
I wanna start using Hugh Jass in the same fashion that people did with the "candice" joke in 2021, except this one will be better!
Imagine being the content reviewer for this and having to watch the whole thing. Would have a deep sigh and make myself a strong coffee and wonder when retirement is.
4:20:50 the one we’ve all been waiting for
I shouldn't have laughed so hard
why is that funny
HA! GOT EEM!
ACTUAL COMEDY
Something came in the mail today
I do love 1:09:28. Jon's reaction as the guy drones on and on is awesome.
1:10:46 He was discovered in a river dead with is genitals chopped off, further analysis made clear that Ryan died by a unknown disease that people speculate to be some kind of fatal autism.
gilso estevao Fake and gay.
Its wholesome
He just took it and loved it
And said 1:10:36
14:40 Alexis Chester (Part 1)
14:59 Alexis Chester (Part 2) (I think he's dying)
Two times during 19 seconds is alot
Cocaine?
He got an Std :[
This is exactly how it feels to read Garfield comics.
“Jim Davis, you’re not funny, here’s a decade of night terrors”
Just in case you want to skip to the famous part: 4:33:50
But I HIGHLY recommend you watch at least 30 minutes because it's clear how much time and effort was put into this.
An 1 hour and 30 mins at least
@@dillanikobe495 what about 2 hours and 30 mins
@@HotTripod78more like 3 hours and 30 mins
@@HotTripod78 what about 3 hours and 30 mins?
@@dingusdong what about 4 hours and 30 mins?
2:21:03 John really struggled with that one
Chrom?
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
money walrus I was trying to find the bit for so long
shazbotji you’re welcome bub
*C H R OM?*
The fact that this isn't age restricted
It isn't because most people didn't watch until the end
1:11:46 I misheard that name for Chris Condomson, a man named Condomson with zero acts of intercourse that had me burst out laughing
Oh My god I read that as Chris appeared in the vídeo, at the exact moment I mean that happens a lot but not in a *video of 4 :40:51 hours* this doesnt feel coincidential it's *A SIGN* I don't know what Chris CONDOMSONE with 0 partners can mean in my life but sure... SAFE SEX I guess
@@williameyelash8053 Hahaha that's awesome, speaking of which isn't it like super odd that just a moment ago I watched Charlie's (penguinz0/moistcritical) newest video in which he did a Condom tier list based on flavor and now this notification pops up with your comment of this particular super random coincidence that's surreal!
@@lancemclovlin6471 the universe i's trying to tell us something about condoms. And it seems to be something important. I want to know what it is
3:06:40 What I'm thinking 3 hours in...
I want, to *die*
why is this so funny lmao
*Epic laugh track noises*
2:33:30 *ANIME WEEDLORD, 420 PARTNERS.*
There's weedlord bonerhitler earlier
Hmmm anime weedlord whom? 🤔
WE H O M
That face tho
*W H O M*
how the actual fuck is this not age restricted
it used to be until recently, maybe you have to be signed out for it to appear age restricted? idk