Kid Cuisine - TV Dinner Reviews - brutalmoose
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- Опубліковано 13 лип 2024
- Ian reviews Kid Cuisine TV Dinners because frozen foods are just like video games.
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This video is kind of a trainwreck. I hope you enjoy it.
brutalmoose wassup
Well, much like a train wreck, I also can't look away from it, so ya still done fine I'd say.
You're probably right.
brutalmoose not much views now but lets see that view count after a day....
brutalmoose i ate those all the time as a kid
It's a cuisine for kids, not a cuisine made out of kids.
*A common misconception*
Magma You can not tell me that people think kid cuisine is made from kids for kids without me shitting myself
Simple Weirdo Cannibals has left the chat *
Dude im so dissappointed in myself
That's what he wants you to think
Hannibal lector would not approve
I just remember the brownie being the temperature of the Sun after it came out of the microwave
Trillyana I don't think it was the temperature of the sun... more like the *core* of the sun?
My tongue became a burn victim, all because of those brownies.....
It's so you don't eat it before the chicken.
M- Mom
T- Timmy
M-Ok little Timmy! You can eat your brownie now!
T- Mom it tastes like burning!
I love how you word things.
“I don’t see frozen food reviews as the future of UA-cam”
*is his most popular video*
And as a result, completely changed the direction of his channel thereafter. Whether or not this is his best video, it's definitely his most monumental.
@@gurvmlkrather sad, innit?
@@jamesrosewell9081 I wouldn't call it sad. There are so many generic video game reviews out there, I've enjoyed seeing some channels that started out doing that kind of content branch out into new, more interesting things.
@jamesrosewell9081 Sad, Why? The guy enjoys his work seems to be having a good time and makes decent money definitely not bad.
Its what got me to watch his channel
4:55 Of course your pudding tastes off. You didn't finish your nuggets first.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!?
Yo amazing reference haha
And you!! Yes, you behind the bikesheds! STAND STILL LADDY!
Best thing I've seen in recent memory.
ok
I can’t remember if this is a Pink Floyd or Monty Python reference
As a kid the worst part about them wasn't the food, it was when the corn juice boiled over in the microwave and you got corn pudding and corn brownies
GOD, I REMEMBER THAT!!! You just brought back so msny frustrating memories. 😂😭
The corn was the most bland corn I’ve ever tasted. I used to add butter and salt to it
That is arguably part of the food xD
No it was when the chicken nuggets got soggy
@@Kiraxo27 I just added salt
when he ate the kid cuisine I could vividly remember the taste of the watery mac n chesse and warm pudding with star sprinkles. god the memories
Me too, it was an experience. Not exactly a good one but it was an experience nonetheless
Holy shit you must have lived my life, because that is exactly what I remember. For some reason I can’t recall the taste of the nuggets tho. I guess they were too normal.
As Gordon Ramsey would say:
*RAW*
The Glee Club WHERES THE MOTHERFUCKING LAMB SAUCE
That smacked as a kid tho
I remember wanting these when I was younger and my parents would always tell me "no those are garbage" and low and behold they were right.
Austin- ya until you actually had to eat it. It was nasty af.
same
My mom always said it gave you cancer
@@matthewfinger2381 fun fact, 100% of people who once ate kid cuisine and now have cancer now have cancer
@@matthewfinger2381 They were right. Processed foods do give you cancer.
Usually when I rewatch an older video by a UA-camr I've been following a long time, my reaction is "I can't believe this video is X years old already," but with this one it's "I can't believe Brutalfoods is only 4 years old." It's become such an essential part of your channel that it feels like it's been around much longer.
It’s the opposite for me. I’ve always known him for the game reviews and the food related videos still feel like a new thing to me
I rewatch the BrutalFoods playlist like.... once every 3 months or so when I just need a good laugh. It's also funny to see how he thinks "the future of the channel isn't frozen meals" in this video, but the future had other plans for him.
i disagree, i was around during the early Normal Boots days and it feels like hes only been doing these food videos for like, 3 years tops. definitely does not feel like 6 years ago he shifted from a focus on games to what he does now. not complaining though i think hes really found his calling in these vids
Kid Cuisine is for babies, Lunchables are for real men
why the fuck is your name Shrek but no profile pic
Brandon Roberts I think you mean pizza bagels
That is the feast of gods
Alex Dove Your the poor fool, everyone knows that Pizza Bagels and Lays Original are meant to be eaten on a zoo pals plate.
I have never tried either of those, but judging what I've seen from both, that seems accurate.
(disgusted face while eating pudding) "Ugh... I don't know, guys."
*proceeds to eat three to four more spoonfuls*
*L E T ‘S S E E T H A T A G A I N*
forkful
Man i was about to say that beat me
he literally dipped the spoon in
there was no more than a lick on each dip
tf you talking about spoonfuls
@@Nomad We're not being literal here, bud.
This is one of my comfort series. Whenever I'm going through tough times and feel like the stress is really getting to me, I come back and watch a man review frozen tv dinners. There's something so calming about it because I can turn my brain off
In the Kid Cuisine extended universe. Chef B.J. Became so famous for his Kid Cuisine meals that he named his fist and only child Kid Cuisine before his untimely passing.
So he fisted kids?
Never expected to see John Wick review kids meals
JuanD817 At first I thought we was Jesus lmao
Ace Cabbage we are Jesus son
Oof
@@gizmo8489 nope
Thats shaggy wdym
The fact this is a 3 year old video but basically every comment is within 6 months of October 2020 is so funny to me. We really be watching TV dinner reviews out here
2020 has been a long year. 2017 people wouldn't understand.
its beacuse youtube promotes newer comments instead of just keeping the older ones up for the most part
Take your 100th like and leave
quarantine tingz
Man, 2017 was back when I didn’t have severe depression/anxiety. Time is wild
The sentence explaining that KC likes 'getting the last laugh where he can', tucked away in the banal 'interview' with him, is incredibly sinister. You do not want someone looking for the last laugh to have anything to do with your food.
he will eat you
as a kid i used to think "if your parents DONT get you kid cuisine or pack you lunchables for school lunches, they dont love you." but now that im 25 and at least a tiny bit more wise i realize it was probably an omen of future family trauma to come that i ate these and other frozen TV meals so often.
Lol I got home packed lunches and was always jealous of the lunchables kids although I never doubted that my parents loved me. Now I know that with even more certainty because omg who would feed their kids that stuff if they had any other choice? 😂
really shows how effective the marketing was....
Walmart brand keanu Reeves talking to me about kids cuisine
stop it, get some help lmaooooooo
No
XD put this on r/rareinsults
Lol
Costco sample
i love how little faith he had in this while recording it, but it wound up being his channel's most viewed video
Half those views are from me
Going viral is a confusing and fickle mistress.
not to mention it started a series thats easily his most popular
@@dragonquesti8629 and the other half is from me
yeah the irony is staggering, he says something along the lines of "i don't think this will catch on" and now food videos are by far his most watched content.
And since this video, Ian has gone through approximately 5 different kitchens, all of varying and increasing sizes.
this video may be five years old but “im ready! im ready!… for a shit ton of corn :)” lives on in my mind forever
:)
Never thought I would sit here and watch a 16 minute video of Jesus eating kid cuisines
Welcome to 2019
I was about to commet that
Lmao
Jesus be like 😡
@ he looks like Michael Douglas when he shaved his beard
Kid cuisine already thinking about pollution with the cookie spoon before anyone cared about it
It comes in a separate plastic bag lol
@@stirfry741 better than a plastic spoon in a plastic bag .
@@d1stress_575 plastic lid plastic tray. That your nuking in a microwave. I dont even currrr
@@stirfry741 Sound like my dad, he never cares
Not really. It still comes inside a plastic bag inside a plastic tray with a plastic film. Plasticception.
Who else religiously returns to this video?
This video is where everything changed
"I don't think frozen food is the future of youtube" proceeds to make 500 more frozen food related videos that do extremely well
"I'm glad that I'm trying new things, but I'm not sure if frozen food is... is the future of UA-cam entertainment."
Never was brutalmoose so wrong.
Literally reviver his whole channel and got him over 500k
I remember being so so excited to eat these things.
Cyranek same here, then I got sick.
Cyranek Yeah, they used to be so good
Cyranek oh, hey. I like you memes. Your old battlefront video used to crack me up :p
Cyranek I've never ate one, my mom didn't want me eating them.
I remember wanting to die too.
12:43 "I don't know that frozen food is the future of UA-cam entertainment"
Little does he know, 6 years later, he's still going strong.
I love how Ian thought this wouldn't become a thing for him and he just dropped the Boston Market frozen meal review and between it and arcades it's kinda his thing now.
WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT. Hello fellow 2022 watcher 👋☺️
Kids are like foxes: Small, curious and eager to feast on stuff that rightfully belongs into trashcans...
I would have said they are like raccoons.......except a raccoon will actually wash its hands
Yeah fair enough
I believe that's a raccoon
@@jonservo epic roast so cool dude “at least they wash hands” I know you’re most likely joking or just a dumbass but their animals just as humans Homo Sapiens are mammals animals ourselves but alright you do you with your 3rd grader “roasts” as the only thing your roasting is a fucking ham...
@@radstool6467 what
No wonder Jesus hasn’t come to save us, he’s too busy reviewing frozen meals
IT'S JESUS!!
-Jeremy Clarkson
Fun fact: in every vid he wears gloves, because his *real* hands have holes in the palm
It’s literally Jesus lol
@@matthewhamilton2913 the holes are in his wrists.
@@HonnePerkele Luke 24:40 _When he had said this, he showed them his _*_hands_*_ and feet_ he was crucified through his hands, not like it would matter, because in the original text hands and wrists, the words, were interchangeable
As someone who watched Frozen, I can confirm that Frozen falls in love with the snowman at the end
I fucks with these food reviews pretty heavy. I have no idea why but when I’m stoned it’s the perfect thing to watch. Comforting in a strange way.
**Eats it**
_"ugh"_
**Eats it again**
_"uugghh"_
**Eats it a third time**
_"Uuuugghh ugghhh!"_
when mother gives you some nasty dinner but you're also starving as hell.
Lol sounds like MRE guy Steve1989MREInfo.
Just like my sex life
Your entire life has led you to the point of watching a man eat a kid's frozen meal.
Garrett Evans thanks
Yep, this is what my life has led me to, watching Jesus eat Kid Cuisine frozen food.
I watch a lot of different people eat on youtube.
If God has a plan for us all, I'm not too sure how this fits into everything.
The Isaac Munger Show It's helping me relieve stress, so, that's gotta count for something.
I am currently a law student going into my sixth straight year of higher education. And every summer in between years when Im working, I come back to watch all the brutal food videos. The sixth anniversary is about to begin
this made me crave the kid cuisine nuggets, mac n cheese, corn, and pudding.
I may have mandela effected that combo only existence but still.
It did exist - I mean, it's one of the combos Ian ate in the video!
Not gonna lie, at 1:20 AM on an empty stummy,
Those all-star nuggets look awfully yummy
【 Trickle 】 All hail the new Dr. Seuss
Dude I feel ya but at 4 am
Dude i feel ya but at 5 am
@Melvis no its not on the last line he got more then the amount of syllable
Dude I feel you but at 85855877646446363535 am
he literally was like “this video is gonna suck”
*2.8m views*
whatever
2.9m now
3 mil
78 /1 like ratio
the amount of views doesn't determine the quality of the video...i mean the videos pretty good but still
favorite thing about this video is ian apologizing for the content and wondering if it’ll be received well, and, 4+ years later, it going on to be the most popular video on his channel. :’)
I feel like this video was the turning point for the channel, what you've made has always been amazing but it's just always gotten better & better, much love
2000s Me: “This is so delicious!”
2020s Me: “This is so depressing.”
No one has the ability to be happy in these times
Ikr!
@@superpokemonbros.9441 ikr
I grew up eating stuff like these everyday
They Were Never That Good Now Totino's & Lunchables On The Other Hand
I remember when I was a kid they had a contest where you could win an underwater camera if you collected enough of the backs of the boxes and submitted them, and my mom threw all of mine away when I was 1 away from having enough to enter. I was devastated.
Thedoctor133 typical moms they don’t care about kid things especially when it comes to collecting what they view as trash
Elizabeth Marks-Graham ik
Elizabeth Marks-Graham on my life my mom threw away my loud
OOF
Then throw away her Car Keys and just say 1 ticket
“Is this video even interesting?” Becomes his most popular video
Damn imagine dying in the middle of writing an online review for a kid cuisine😂
Rest In Peace Becky✌️😢
My dad made these for me all the time.I remember coming home from school and enjoying a spongy chicken nugget, or midway warmed corn.
I remember that corn...
So watery, but SO DAMN GOOD.
When I was little on weekends I would sometimes have kid cuzies and I loved them because I was little so frozen food was great to me and it still is. Ps I don’t eat kid cuzies
Your dad hated you. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
@@waffles5354 ah yes the cuisine made of kids
“Made”
I watched frozen and I can 100% confirm that frozen does indeed fall in love with the snowman thing
then has 69 kids
Who also t turned 50
azrae woods and were disappointed in their Kid’s Cuisine microwave meal
Frozen cheats on John Stemos for the snowman, John Stemos tries to kill the snowman. Frozen then calls the police which sends him to jail
And then she cheats on him with the redhead girl.
When I was a kid I would always get those things, my favorites were the drumstick meals because I used to dip the drumstick in the chocolate pudding. Gross I know but at the time it was heavenly
I remember finding some of these a few years ago and getting really excited as I had loved them as a kid. The excitement quickly turned to horror and disgust as they ended up being the most god awfully disgusting meal I had eaten in a long time
"I don't know that frozen food is the future of UA-cam Entertainment"
Over one year later...
he has NO idea what goes for frozen food out there :D
Yeeees 😂
666 likes
I T T A S T E S L I K E D I S A P P O I N T M E N T
me too
me too thanks
2:55
“CHICKEN NUGGET IN MY PUDDING!!!”
BrutalMoose- 2017
Now that it's 6 years later, this video is like watching Mozart discover he could compose
I cried when he was like "I assume frozen falls in love with this snowman guy"
Shut up quirkless loser
@@alessandrocoatti5186 By comparing the two of your like counts, it appears as if you, sir, are the loser.
Fucking weeb
@@alessandrocoatti5186 I don't get it?
bl3florv0rk - getting mad at a profile picture, fucking bitch. Get a grip, Joseph Stalin
Brutalmoose: “Sisters? Cousins?... Lovers??
Alabama: “Why does he say the same thing three times?”
Oof lmao
Ayyy
@@capnkringe4683 lmao
At least you made an original comment.
DinanBimmer TV / At least you replied to it. Who knows what would’ve happened if you didn’t
This got me nostalgic af. My grandma used to make me these
gotta start the new year with the brutal foods binge watch, it's what you do.
Gordon Ramsay: "Finally, some good fuckin' food."
THE NUGGETS ARE rAw!1!!!1
Cold pudding!
Watch your language
@@roughrodney5479 dude you know UA-cam is 13 and up right
@@roughrodney5479
Get off the internet, finish up your chocolate milk kiddo and get the *fuck* to bed.
U should of microwaved the camera with it so we could see the real-time action
what an incredible idea!
Amazing
Let’s burn the house down
Bro that would be such a great idea..
Yeah what a missed opportunity smh
i remember watching this when it first came out during the summer before my senior year of highschool. My bestfriend of the time and I would end up being so inspired we would do our kids cuisine food review. Now five years later I still enjoy watching these every now and then when i'm just kicking it before bedtime.
14:57 OH YES THE FIRST **”I LIKE CORN”** MEME HAS BEEN **STARTED**
Was looking for this comment☠️☠️
The best part of TV dinners is wondering how a piece of corn got into your pudding before you even opened it.
Hyperspace Oddity yessss!!!!
Best or worst
So true
Some moron who doesn't know how to package tv dinners
-John Stemos in prison
"It just tastes like disappointment" is how I will describe mediocre food now
Mac wonder thats what my girlfriend said to me
anime fanboy101 im pretty sure weebs dont have girlfriends
The Division Nub I wonder if u normie understand jokes
@@nocooldudes7614 amen
"I don't know if frozen food is the future of UA-cam entertainment"
Oh little did he know
I come back to watch this twice a year.
"I think this is the guy that falls in love with Frozen at the end of the movie..."
*NEW THEORY?!?!*
Pixelexel
tHaNkS fOr WaTcHiNg
A content creator makes whatever is trending and gets lots of views
An enterainer can take the most boring stuff and make it awesome
what's an "enterainer"
MoonQuartz
It means he turns rain into fun
Rocket Jumper no I believe it means to enter rain
Tanther Panther 👏👏 well said
Tanther Panther are you implying kid cuisines are boring? Bru you ain’t had them then
When I was younger I grew up very poor and deadass my favorite meal was a can of creamed corn 😂😂 I developed an allergy to corn later in life so my dad just has a cabinet that's still 1/3 creamed corn
At the tender age range of 5-10, my Mother bought me two microwaveable products, Hungry Men and Lunchables. I used to microwave my lunchable small pizzas. Ahead of the curve my fellow kid friends called me. Kid Cuisine is the bottom of the food chain microwaveable meals.
i just watched sixteen minutes of a grown man struggle to eat toxic pudding
And in his tiny kitchen
Right like what has our life’s come to. 😂
My life is now completely
COMPLETELY WHAT?
COMPLETELY WHAT????
AAAA *WHAT DOES HE MEAN???*
That pretty much sums up the video
There was a *CHICKEN NUGGET IN MY PUDDING*
*_WHY WAS THERE NO CHEAS_*
in New york
Lindsay Lawson *HELLO KITTY TO BE EXACT*
Lindsay Lawson *IN PRISON*
the remaining prison sentence of John Stamos is *_3/5_*
this video is a lot funnier if you imagine ian is an actual child eating these and the video is a POV of his mom who he's reviewing them to.
*"CHICKENUGGETINMYPUDDING"* - John Stemos in prison
I can’t stop laughing now
THERE WAS A NUG IN MY PUDDING - john stemos in prison for over 9000 years
"Frozen fresh corn"
Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location...
He already knows it.
Lmao
That's not even contradictory
ITS FUCKING RAW
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!?!!?!!!!!??
12:45 little did he know, it was
I’ve watched so much of your content today. Love your videos. I’m on a binge with these food reviews 😁 I started with your gerbert videos and just been watching video after video on your channel 😅 again, amazing content💕
Why does the penguin in the thumbnail look like he's trying to sell you something so mischievously
Hey kid do you want this *cuisine*
Hes not tho. :/
kyle john
He does
yAh wAnT sOm WeEd-
MiCoWaVe fOoD
Mmm, microwave drugs are my favorite kind!
Out of all my comments, THIS is the one to break 100 likes
Kid Quisine: *exists*
5 year olds: *C o n s u m e*
Quisine quisine qUISINE
*consume edible matter in order to acquire essential nutrients and minerals that are crucial for survival*
Qonsume the quisone
@Pepitos Biscuitos no u
Pepitos Biscuitos *u n o r e v e r s e c a r d*
I used to love those as a kid
Bro I miss these, remembering coming home almost falling asleep in the car then mom whips out this cuz it's late lol nostalgia for me
Irony is that UA-cam didn't give him enough money so this was his dinner...I feel ya
I was full on hoping you'd get the full og experience of everything burning or being popping hot while the corn is still frozen.-juice and all
same results with the mashed potatoes
This is my first video watching from this channel & im currently in tears. Beautiful. This is what I go on UA-cam for.
The “chicken nugget in my pudding” bit slaughters me every time, no matter how many times I’ve seen it.
John Stamos in prison
Bro this is no laughing matter
Hello kittie chicken nugget.
You're laughing. John Stamos in prison's chicken nugget ended up in the pudding and you're laughing.
@@FartyBalls42069 Have you heard of humour before chicken nugget in pudding
Wait, Kid Cuisine isn't made from kids? What have i been eating all this time?
MegaFat1 good avatar
LIES! You've been eating LIES!
CORN
Chemicals.
KK027 X isnt everything made of chemicals?
Not sure what it says about my algorithm agent, I went from whatching youtube about bastiat and enlightenment philosophy .....to binge watching this extraordinary channel. Not too shabby for once Agent Al Gorithm....um....I can show myself out.
Everything about this video is legendary and low-key nostalgic for me now 😂 Coming back to this one is great every time.
how ironic, its the all star meal, but only has 4 stars
pokeblue someBODY once
Mandrake Live.
ILoveJesus123 the world is gonna roll me
SleepSheep hey now get your game on go play!
Daniel Diaz with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead
This is the most important brutalmoose video ever. Started a whole revival of his channel and encouraged him to utilize his amazing editing style and Brutalfoods
I can't believe this was 6 years ago... I still think of Brutalfoods as a new series
Ikr
Despite not having these for at least 15 years i swear i can STILL taste the pudding just thinking about it. It certainly wasnt bad, but it wasnt good either, and was very distinct
I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets a crazed audience applause every time I stir my mac and cheese.
Mello Dimensions Same.Was worrying that i had scizophrenia.But it's just a normal thing.
It sounded to me as though the mac was screaming as he was stirring it to death.
Takako Jin I was reminded of the first Predator movie with how Arnold says "MAC NOOO" upon Mac's death.
Comparisons I’ve seen in these comments related to this mans looks:
“Walmart Keanu reeves”
“Jesus”
“John wick”
im so surprised i haven't seen shaggy yet
Jesus wick
Jesus yes, those other titles are reserved for Charlie of bigmoist fame
bigmoist? I only know a man named TurboSoggy
mara h PeanutButterGamer is Shaggy
13:27 "average person has microplastics in their blood" factoid actualy just a statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics in blood. Plastics Brutalmoose, who lives in a studio apartment & eats over 10,000 microwave dinner films each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
14:38 jeffrey dahmer after eating me
I spit my juice out to the 😂
Someone pointed out something to me that ruined my reality about these frozen food things. They said "Made WITH white meat chicken", not "Made OF white meat chicken". They could've put 99% literal trash in there with 1% white meat chicken and could still say that.
Reminds me of these chocolate chip cookies I bought the other day that said chocolate chip flavored cookies.
It says made with ribmeat on the bottom, so I never would have or will try these things.
JakeTakesTheCakes or how yahoo's say chocolate flavored drink
Reese Thomas Yeah, they're chocolate flavored water and somehow more consumable than kid cuisine.
Meowse
why?
What am I doing with my life watching a 20 year old man eating fucking TV dinners for kids at 12 in the goddamn morning
Ratchet 4 AM here, I want to die please end my misery
lol its quality content
Go out there and get your RYNO!
Hi Ratchet
Brutalmoose is 20? he looks a bit older than that...
remember i used to have these all the time, i grew out of most of them except the cheeseburgers, which i kept eating until i was 13 or so
When he started to eat the All Star pack, I started to remember my childhood, eating these food except for the corn since I didn't like them. Gosh I didn't realize how watery the mac and cheese were, the pudding being like ufgghh. But the chicken nuggets were pretty good.
I love when Frozen marries mr. Snowman.
TheMineEmerald ikr, I especially love the end when they show them in the future with a snowman baby
Doesn't everyone?
TheMineEmerald I also love when frozen uses her snow powers
Do you remember that?
Cause i do