Trying the World's Strongest Beer
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We need an episode where Darcy and Scott drinks every drink with Max and Chad.
it might actually kill them, max and chad are unlike any drunk ive ever met or heard of.
but then who will stand behind the camera???
You havent met my dad @@booziiokto
The camera man @@CreatureVision
it would be cool, but we don't need it pretty sure
We need a video with Scott and Darcy drinking while Max and Chad are running the show. I can already imagine what diabolical concoctions Max could come up with
Maybe Max and Chad could edit it too 😂
popular cocktails from around the world would be great for max and chad to be making
Omgg yes they need to do that. It will be like their revenge lol.
That would be fucking hilarious lol@@NuttyNow
@@NuttyNowoh god 😂😂
"May the next beer not impede our speech but guide our words" goes hard
amen.
14:23 the way Max puts it down, slides it across the table, and crosses his hands is weirdly one of the smoothest things I've ever seen
The darkie pfp goes hard
😂
I think about this a lot
Rate ur pfp
Today I learned 6% is double the strength of 4.9%
Thanks Cold Ones!
Idgaf about althat ngl I just want grog in my stores so bad
Crazy right. Makes my brain boggle
you gotta carry the one
Drunk people math, checks out to me
@@ganjalfcreamcorn8438 throw tobacco in with your weed it will send you to another level
Possibly the most Australian conversation.
“Do we have Vegemite”
“Why would we have Vegemite, oh wait yeah we have Vegemite”
Lol 😅
no the most Australian conversation would be.. "Do we have Vegemite", "Of course we have Vegemite, why wouldn't we have Vegemite."
vegemite is disgusting what’s wrong with you mfs
So... uhm... as a seasoned beer drinker and having tryed the last 5 myself, to drink all those in one sitting is a achievement in itself. Life would have sucked the next day
anything passed 14 minutes is literally just a scotch
I made the mistake of drinking to cure my hangover. It really does work like 100 percent no more hangover but I did become an alcoholic for a decade.
Ya that's why I'm glad I dislike the taste mostly
@@YW2324 trust me when I say that you just haven't found the right drink, if you like the affects but not the taste be very careful trying new ones lol. I thought I hated beer until I tried a sweet IPA.
I love how the show is literally named after beer and one of the hosts hates beer.
Even during the Filthy Frank days I never was as worried for Max as with this one. lmao
True that
I want a hangover updates, like a 20 second clip of these two the day after!
Max is 30, hangover be lasting 2 days now 😂
@@Jakey4000 nah with these beers thats a week long hangover 😵💫
@@Jakey4000 Too fucking real bro.
shit, I'm only 25 and my hangovers last 2 days already. Fucking terrible. I can only drink vicariously through max and chad at this point@@Jakey4000
@@Jakey4000Im 25 and I have no idea how some people do it. And alcoholism runs in my family lmao
I'm incredibly jealous of the friendship Max and Chad share. Being pissed to the max and talking about nothing that make sense.
That'd be really nice to have.
Haha if you come to Japan I'll toast a beer with you
Darcy is slowly becoming my favorite person on the show.
I'm actually surprised Max managed to get through the entire video without throwing up considering how much he hates beer
that shit really isnt 'beer' its just made with corn or grains so it can be called a ‘beer’
i mean past 30% its not fuckin beer anymore
You obviously dont know who max is, let me help you out. he is the MAN that cooked multiple kilos of ramen in a washing machine and sat down and ate it.
To be honest half way through I don’t think max even knew who he was
@@ThePhantom4516 in america anything past like 6 isnt a beer
30 is literally just hard liquor, your number is way too high
max's drool and hand-eye coordination grows exponentially with every drink
right his eyes were miving independently
its just acting
By the end it really felt like acting, by 19:30 Max is clearly overreacting if he didn't go to the hospital with an alcohol poisoning afterwards. He slapped glasses of the table so early it's clearly just to hype it up
I genuinely don't know how you guys think it's acting like just explain to me, you're telling me that what they're drinking isn't alcohol? That they edit in the drinks color but they're drinking water? Or that they filmed a 10 hour session where they wait until both max and Chad sober up and then pretend to be drunk at the end of the video? Like I really can't tell if you haven't drink anything in your life or you don't know how a body reacts to 10 different type of alcohol consumed at once and that have more alcohol % on it, this isn't acting and stop trying to pretend everything is fake and you're Neo from the Matrix
@@_Bailamme_ you honestly think the one guy is legit drooling and going cross eyed? lol he's exaggerating for entertainment, they're entertainers. Nobody said they weren't drunk. I drink a lot more often than I should and I drink to get drunk.
19:29 Holy shit they broke Max 🤣🤣
I’m crying🤣😭😭😭
Max being so funny while hating his life is his biggest blessing and his biggest curse
19:25 this is the exact moment Max re-awakens his memories of how to act like a toddler, throwing things and drooling everywhere for the rest of the video lol.
14:32 it started here for a moment but he regained his senses
one of the greatest moments in UA-cam history
He caveman grunted and yeeted the glass pretty good ngl
Good to know I have 3 minutes of coherence left 👌
I Died laughing at 19:38 😭😭
Chad is actually so sweet in this video? Takes care of Max, makes sure he always has a chaser in front of him, wipes his mouth, stops him when he legitimately tries to die of alcohol poisoning... If Chad ever wants kids, I bet he's gonna be a great dad (provided that he doesn't die of liver cirrhosis before he manages to reproduce)
Mini-Chads put into this world would cause the apocalypse to happen, and not even on purpose either.
Is Max the transgender girl?
First time I'm watching this channel, sorry
He has kids tho no?
gayyyyyyyyy
Chad is everyones best mate we all wish we had m Max well he's Max so nothing need to be said
Video editor carried
Pezoh
Morzibov, their best editor.
6:24 “AHNEEDLAKABANEEDAHNEEDLAKNOTNAOBUDLEGGAMGONDUHAMAGONEEDE
bucceh. “ 😂😂😂
"What's 9 + 10? 37. You stupid" shouldn't have been as funny as it was lmao. This is probably the most drunk they've ever gotten in a video.
Fr I have never seen them get really stupid in a video like that 😂
I think they got the drunkest in the fake alcohol video or the huge items video
Chad is drunk after the first VB ffs😂😂😂
@@user-ef4vp2ym6iyeah I think it was the fake alcohol, I think the amount max drank in that video was legitimately dangerous
Cold Ones consistently staying the best edited show on UA-cam.
FACT
16:29
Fr they’ve had some weird edited videos but this one is fire asf
Have never stopped one of there videos early . The best show ever . They need there own tv series
Seriously, sometimes it's distracting how great it is, these editors deserve awards or something.
19:49 has me LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC
1:46
Knowing Max… that is a funny way for him to say “Huh, I’ll never drink this shit again.”
As a German, I almost died when you tried o open the 'Schorschock'. You have to press both thumbs against the metal, then you can open the beer without removing the wax and it makes the satisfying 'PLOP' sound
@@mrmillsartas someone who is not genetically german i agree
As someone that is not German but Dutch I want to hear the ,PLOP‘
@@mrmillsart genetically German? What does that have to do with knowing the right pronunciation?
I think he struggled so much bc of his drunkeness lol
Nobody cares bro.
The detail in editing Chad onto the bottle @9:26 is top tier. Cold ones editor is insane 😂🔥
Broo at first I thought it changed with each flip but after seeing it again I had to go back😂absolute class editing
my favorite is the 12:49 that shit looked real at first 😂
Yeah the amount of work he put into this video is crazy. If you ever edited videos this hits on another level. Amazing work!
6:36 Max and Chad holding hands it’s everything.
This is the first cold ones video I’ve ever seen. Are they always this chaotic 😂. The editing is gold too
If you liked this then you've got a great backlog to dig through, these cunts are hilarious. The podcast is great too
My “truck driver by day, drunk driver by night, I won’t stop trucking because I’m on meth”shirt just arrived 5 mins ago and I could not be more excited to crack a beer and watch this video🍺
shirts that go hard as fuck for 500 please
Hard asf
i am a truck driver. i need that shirt.
Hahaha! Same - except I’m wearing the “chill weed vibes only” shirt.
You watching while you drive brother
darcy really is a cheeky chappy
Cheeky Chappy 💀💀
I luv Darcy 💙🤗💚
Darcy really likey cheeky clappy
@@sams2gonehe’s cheeky as hell he try to play it cool but he cheeky fr 😂😂
why is Scott so responsible wtf
Gamer theory : Has chad gotten more gay since max married?
I can't wait until the future rehab editions of this show
I bet you're fun at parties
I agree, these guys suck for making an enjoyable video. Shame on them.
19:34 absolute primal instincts right there.
The editing on this episode is crazy. Hats off
Seriously. God tier editing.
Was going to comment the same thing
I've been sitting here trying to figure out how they even did a few of these
@@EdgingrnGrog to gog was pretty impressive and it only gets better from there
nah, over edited
11:38 that’s one of the sickest transitions on this channel I almost didn’t notice it lol
Your Editor doesn't get payed enough. He really goes all out, respect!
i think at like 15% this stuff stops being beer and starts being Korn
or Barley
or wheat 😂@@Tovilian
what like Em nah ooh rah dah en dahp em nah ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo
ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah
@@MementoMoriv2 ma dude here had a fucking stroke
@@MementoMoriv2 nice korn reference
14:49 Max turned into Hank Hill for a second
6:00 idk why this makes me laugh SOO hard. Like something about just asking someone if they were kid as if they’ve always been an adult is hilarious, plus max’s response
Max was taking corrosion damage this whole video
Grog to the uk
Proper British dishes
Probably the coolest thing from there is being able to call your drink that lol
Fr
UK is full of pissheads sent it to us!!
Who cares about the UK?
13:57 this Cold Ones humour summarised in 2 sentences. Incorrectly quoting a dead meme and thinking it’s funny
& doing it several times in a row too
"Dead meme" 🤓
@@tony_dogs shut up.
it is funny.
I swear I've read this exact comment and replies before... Deja vu is wild
The edits were crazy good.
I swear to god. Never ever fire the video editor! Incredible!
19:25 i have never been more afraid of an Australian man
You can see the moment his brain leaves his body
2:43 "I love real beer, not wife beating beer"
best thing I have ever heard hahaha
hey its true we have many beers in the UK who are simply called wifebeater, like Stella. and Heineken etc, all the hypermaas produced cheap ones from INBEV Company which grey out of a Stella brwerey 50? years age i Think
I once met a guy who said that the Aussie accent made him feel sick. We all laughed at the time, but years later watching this I see where he was coming from.
I was legitimately concerned for them by Sho 57, and I wished they'd stopped at snake venom. Great content, bottom's up!
19:30 Max finally broke hahahahaha
Pure primal rage lmao
straight up cartoon character moment
Shit had me laughing out loud at 4 am in my bed.
Had me in tears
😑😑😲😲😲🗣️🗣️📣📣📣GEEG🗣️🔥🔥💯💯🚨🚨
Hearing Darcy starting to slowly slur his words is killing me 😂😂
20:08 The way his sober brain realized how bad these spins are about to be
13:26 “gimme the knife” “no 🥺”
9:25 that was such a subtle edit wtf lol
14:18 the fact that max'e voice completely changes just hits the funny bones right in its marrow, funniest shit I've seen in months.
The absolute strongest bottle of alcohol you can legally buy and then drink in the United States is Spirytus vodka, the Polish vodka weighs in at 96 percent alcohol (192 proof), stronger by just a bit than Everclear's 190 proof labeling.
09:25 Chad opens and closes the door on the beer and the editor photoshopped in a picture of Chad... Absolutely legendary editing. I wonder if I'm the first person to notice.
21:50 lol that smooth ass catch
Thought it was reverse
The closest episode to an actual hot ones spinoff
The "21" meme is 10 years old and they're still laughing manically at it to this day. So pure.
1:01 “This feels like my dad” 💀
20:08 the moment when the guys realize Max needs a line to finish the video
20:32 the moment after the line has kicked in
Lol watching back I think you're spot on. Perks right up 😂
Nah he just got a case of the ol' second wind. Kicks in right before the shutdown.
Its tried and true, can't go wrong with a little pick me up
23:52 the moment when the line has peaked
every episode max and chad risk their lives just for darcy and scott to not even take a DRINK of what they’re drinking 😭😭😭
Just found you guys channel n I'm hooked great video guys cheers till next one
The editing always impresses me it’s insane
8:21 "that's horrific!" *finishes the glass*
The editor needs a damn raise its insane how good he is❤
I agree, I'm in awe of him
Yeah right?
I feel bad for there livers
the effects team is so good, the tracking on his face with the veins was great
9:25 Cold Ones legit has some of the best editing.
20:15
Note: Max died on his way back to his home planet
Good ol simpsons reference 😂
Last drink made Max sober! 🤣
The boys gonna need some nose beers after the show
Lmao i was scared for max’s health for a second 😂
Max becoming belligerent with each of his glasses once again as he is repeatedly subjected to worse and worse beer at increasing levels of inebriation; Darcy asking Chad to give him the Stanley knife back only to entrust him with a drill a few minutes later; Chad hitting a Worcestershire sauce chaser to numb the Word’s Smallest Beer; just the overall vibe of this episode is great. The poor boys though.
I'm excited to see this 😅
Dude, whoever edits these is a genius. Like really, some of the best comedic editing ive ever seen.
I fucking love the editor(s). This show has it all! Funny memes and jokes AND top class edits
13:53 you can't deny these two aren't soul mates of some kind.
14:50 I can't, the way he sounds here LMAO
shoutout to the editor of cold ones. makes every episode even more hilarious
I haven't seen these two for years, glad they're doing good! Chad hasn't aged a day.
17:00 comedic timing is impeccable
Oh 😕
Max going goblin mode always makes me happy.
I’m on a 5 day suspension from school and y’all are the only thing getting me through it. Love you guys
The fuck you meam "getting me through it" you're free🎉🎉 go party!?
Why does it sound like Darcy is getting more drunk along side them lol
max's reaction to the leather beer was literally one of the funniest things Ive seen in years. I don't remember the last time I genuinely laughed out loud but that killed me
24:00 me when i'm quite stimulated
"That's horrific!" *drinks more*
These are the best types of videos where they just get shit faced for our entertainment 😂
Max literally went to the shadow realm in this vid im dead 😂
20:34 is my fav max moment idek why
idk how it took me this long to find this channel man
You know it’s going to be a good video when 9 minutes in max says “I’m actually really drunk right now” 😂
Whoever edited the picture at 9:26 made me go insane for a bit, props to you.
fr holy shit im drunk but i noticed it such a good fuckijng edit
Gotta love the Yellow Submarine reference
I love how they gradually become more and more drunk as they go lol
You guys have helped me through so much over the years, please never stop drinking 🙏
23:32 Omg. It says do not exceed 30ml in one sitting. Which is basically a cough syrup cup.... They had just about that much.... on TOP of all the other drinks. RIP.
liver gone bye bye
10 mins in and max Is Blasted. The beer with the warning label is what got him
i found yall by looking up “Australian guys getting drunk”😭