So I'm in a high school government class right now where we are talking in depth about the constitution. As a result of this, I have memorized a lot of the amendments. So when Mike Lindell says his 1st, 4th, 5th, and 6th amendment rights have been violated. I can't help but laugh. Mike, you mean to tell me that members of the US government violated your freedom of speech and religion, Unreasonably searched and seized you, made you incriminate yourself, and denied your right to a jury trial in a criminal case? That's right. That last one is the 6th amendment. These are the idiots that are representing the conservative right. Is this really who you want to be? Bumbling idiots that try to sue a constitution that they don't even know. This has triggered a lot of thought. I hope it does the same for all who read this.
I doubt those two will loose any sleep over it. If they are concerned about it at all they have no one to blame but themselves... It was the obfuscation, disinformation, and lies of Republicans, like them, that lead to all the _Qlown_ nonsense in the first place.
they sent him a subpoena for the documents, and they sent back a sworn Letter of Declaration that no more classified material was at Maralago. they knew more was missing, so they got the Warrant and found them!
If a judge signs a search warrant and then the FBI find a lot of government documents that the ex game show host has in his house. That, by definition is not unwarranted, or illegal.
Oh, I am sure asshat will say his funeral will be bigger, last longer and be remembered much more lol. Then he will be buried next to his ex wife and say that's what she prayed for, so he could save even more on taxes 😂
The Queen said she didn't want trump at her funeral. After she first met him, she called him a cretin, a buffoon and more awful things including that she couldn't understand how the United States ever allowed him to even run for president but accurate things. In her 70 plus years of her reign, she never spoke of any world leader as bad and awful as she talked about trump. She's the best!
Where did you find that? I couldn’t find it anywhere, and if she did say that, we would have all heard about it, and surely Trump would not have given his condolences after her death. He would have badmouthed her instead.
To Judge Aileen Loose Cannon: "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." --Martin Luther King, Jr.
OMG! The people in the lie segment! Unbelievable! You tell them something and they just run with it and embellish it. Geeeezus! No wonder we are in such bad shape! 😮🤦🏻♀️
Very disturbing. They are the very reason I am here in these comments! Especially the first girl. Not only did she just run with and embellish, but used that made up crap to express strong opinions! Scary.
Jimmy's staff probably told them if they wanted to be on TV, and then asked them to improvise answers even if they did not see the events the questions were referring to.
They have to be trump supporters, nobody on earth talks about things on live tv that didn't even happen, except maybe people who believe trump, they don't need evidence, unless it's trumps evidence, but how could people throw them selves under the bus like that, what about when the whole big ha,ha bullshit story comes out on twitter then or facebook! they will probably justify it by saying well nobodies gonna see this bit anyway! ha ha🤔🤨😬🤯
Remember when Trump went to France for the 100th Anniversary of the end of WW1? He went over there but skipped the memorial service because it was raining and he didn't want to mess up his hair. That's why you don't invite that guy to anything.
He's a perfect example why you don't take a 4 year old to a funeral ! Crying, tearing up the ceremony, running up and down the isle, grabbing the Orbe, the flowers.... 🙄🤡🙃
Of course then President Donald Trump was too lazy to hire a expert on British royalty etiquette to give him and Melania some pointers on how to greet the Queen. That would make too much sense.
Thank goodness to the American voters - particularly those of GA, WI, AZ, and PA - for preventing The Seditious One from receiving an automatic invite to the funeral of QE II!
@@carolejohnstone8653 Also, 64 dollar question, why does he think anyone's gonna show up for HIS funeral when he dies when he explodes from all the built up KFC and Big Macs?
It’s actually a psychological phenomenon that anyone can fall for. Give someone a cameraman and a microphone and people will believe what they are saying because the person with a microphone is seen as an authoritative figure. It’s the same reason why a person in a lab coat is trusted more when it comes to science
*_Mourning of the Royal Pupsters_* _The queen’s corgis are all broken-hearted_ _For the loss of their mother, departed_ _Though they shan’t wag a tail,_ _They steadfastly prevail_ _As they travel these waters uncharted_ _These pups keep a stiff upper lip_ _As their mum rides that old gospel ship_ _It’s the olde English way_ _To press on through the day_ _And not allow spirits to slip_ _These mutts have respect for the crown_ _This is widely well known and renown_ _They accept their new king_ _As a whole ‘nother thing,_ _Though he don’t look as good in a gown._
History would have repeated itself...even if #45 had been seated where #46 is, #45 would have shoved his way to the front pushing the front guy away...you know like he did in the past for a photo session. That would have been very dignified of course 🤨
@@christopherwellman2364 C'mon kid, we have moved on from Obama. We are talking about the criminal that just left office before Biden upgraded the place. Try to keep up.
@@JayLandon64 I just watched Obama talk about the Queen this morning in a gitchy "60 Minutes" interview. It was aired on the national morning news. He sat there saying all this perfect, ooey-gooey stuff about her, about how great she was and stuff, complete tripe. He and his Anti-Christ wife HAVE NOT gone away. I'm up, clown, and I'm aware of your genocidal black nationalist tactics. You better check yourself. It's time for you evil racists to go.
I wonder how many people they have to ask until they get these takes - I can’t imagine giving answers / opinions on things I haven’t heard at all and that right in front of a TV camera
@@kiri100382 How could you? It's actually quite disturbing that first girl said those things. Not only did she claim she "knew" those things, but she had strong opinions about everything. Actually terrifying.
Oh yes, if he were president he’d have been sitting in the same section, or kicked out for raising a stink. He’d have been furious that commonwealth leaders and their respective delegates would naturally be sitting well ahead of him.
@@danmcgriff1421 Lol, you're the one that needs to calm down. The rancid pile of marmalade refuses to go away, no one's obsessed, you're throwing a hissy fit just like the kitten clutching kumquat commander with cheese.
@@thomasmichael2766 what's the matter Thomas do you need a little attention do you want to say something negative and witty about Donald Trump that's what makes you feel good obsessed. Try saying something that doesn't involve Donald Trump see if you can prove it to yourself good luck to you
Anyone notice "Darth Traitor's" tweet abt. Chris Christie at Roy Roger's at "11pm in the evening?" Duh...'pm' already implies it's night time. Loser2020's really a "BRENDA" (read 'brain damaged'). 😀 Jimmy missed that one too.
Why do you turn everything around to be about Trump how obsessed are you just go live your own life let the queen die without it being about Trump what's wrong with you people
What in G's name is wrong with people?! Why do they answer questions when they know its a lie?! Why not just say "i didnt hear about that" and be honest ffs smh...
*_Mourning of the Royal Pupsters_* _The queen’s corgis are all broken-hearted_ _For the loss of their mother, departed_ _Though they shan’t wag a tail,_ _They steadfastly prevail_ _As they travel these waters uncharted_ _These pups keep a stiff upper lip_ _As their mum rides that old gospel ship_ _It’s the olde English way_ _To press on through the day_ _And not allow spirits to slip_ _These mutts have respect for the crown_ _This is widely well known and renown_ _They accept their new king_ _As a whole ‘nother thing,_ _Though he don’t look as good in a gown._
2:00 illustrates so well how Trump sees the world. To him, a head of state's funeral is not about showing respect to the late head of state, for him it's about showing respect TO HIM! But I'll give him this: If he were President, he DEFINITELY wouldn't have been sat back there - because they wouldn't have invited him in the first place.
@@danmcgriff1421 What you're really saying is that you love that it happened to Biden because you hate him. Ok, got it, check! Where would the world be without haters!? Oh, it would be like this, divided. And where nothing gets done. Thanks for the post.😕
@@danmcgriff1421 he’s secure enough with his image he didn’t need to sit where he was center stage. He’s respectful enough to not try to take center stage.
@@lynnegackstetter2779 Me and my friends and family are going reenact the final dance scene from the movie Footloose when Donald Trump does humanity a solid and breathes his last breathe.
Its all about the ratings. But surpassing the Queen's numbers is going to be awkward. I just need you to find me a couple of billion extra viewers... Mind you plenty would line up just to make sure he was gone.
I can't wait to see this "lawsuit" that Mike Pillow is gonna file tomorrow...Still waiting on the class action lawsuit against "all machines". Is this a lawsuit or is this Star Trek? Boldly go where nobody's gone before? Lol
The lawsuit will be filed at the same time as the lawsuit showing proof of massive voter fraud they keep claiming they have, yet refuse to show or file.
Lindell isnt suing the machines. He knows his stuff is schtick to pimp his pillows. Why pay for commercials when you can use the media for free & BETTER p.r.? He learned that from Trump. Trump stayed in the news all the time as exposure. NEVER has there been a commercial for ANY of his products.
@@Eddie-ud4bb There have been commercials. Just not recently. Yeah...the whackjob right wing lunatic media will push his garbage with banner ads during events. But any other "media" coverage of Mike Pillow is to point out his absolute treasonous lunacy. The media exposure he has been getting, along with the resulting lawsuits against him due to the exposure, is bankrupting him. His company has shut down all retail operations. Filing for bankruptcy can't come soon enough.
That was really disrespectful to Her Majesty the Queen and to the British people, she was an amazing leader and much beloved by her subjects. Please show her the respect that she deserves
From across The Pond. It seems that five point one Billion (with a "B") people, world -wide, watched the funeral of our Queen. Has Trump said he got more for his inauguration yet ??? I predict he will.
That “Lie Witness News” segment though. 😅 Why can’t we be like “Honest” instead of try to be like “Mr & Ms know it all” The first one need some kinda reflection moment 😅 Is it okay to say some of us are “super Gullible” 😅😅
These people on the street show how much they have missed by not participating in the American education system. That's why they were featured in the segment.
I have been glued to the tube since the queen died. Now that she has been buried, I can get back to my usual life. The queen has been a part of my family s life forever. While We are Americans, we are one generation from British citizenship. British Americans or American Brits? Can t decide. But I appreciated the chance to observe all of the events and locations from home. May she rest in peace.
Bless you and your family. My friends and I are catching up on our sleep after staying up here in California to watch coverage of Her Majesty‘s funeral. Am thankful for her life.
And now the longest "sitting" queen is queen Margrethe II of Denmark, who's been queen for 50 years - this year. Maybe that's why she was sitting (with her handsome crown prince, Frederik, married to an Australien, Mary) just opposite the UK royal family during the church service/Mass. Or maybe it was because she was a good friend of queen Elisabeth II. Who knows? I'm a Dane but actually not as interested in our monarchy as some American women are. But that's fine.
I heard a special mention about how close the Danish and British Royal family are, so I guess that’s reflected in the seating arrangements (same with the Dutch Royal family). I’m British, far from a Royalist but watched the full coverage of the days leading up to the funeral, and funeral day. It was impeccably managed throughout and has brought the country together like nothing else ever has. Incredible and highly emotional.
In front of the camera, the pillow guy probably would say to all of his audience "you get a pillow,you get a pillow, you get a pillow , you're all getting a pillow!!! When the cameras go away, the pillow guy yells "give me back those pillows, you think I'm rich or what?!!!" Lol 😂🤣
If trump had been at the funeral, he would have walked up to the coffin, tipped out the queen and taken her place, because he can't stand it when things aren't about him.
It mostly makes me sad. The only thing that doesn't thoroughly depress me about it is holding onto hope that the people they question really do know it's all nonsense, but they play along to get on TV.
@@christopherwellman2364 The thing is they saw the fake images on social media and probably wondered how true it was. Then this guy asks them about it so now they think what they saw was real. In any case, always question anything that is extremely ridiculous, mean and unbelievable on social media.
It's funny how Joe Biden gets stuck in the back and you want to turn it around and put Trump down. Trump had nothing to do with it fellas and you're still blaming them you see how it never ends obsessed
Grieving the loss of Queen Elizabeth with you over here in America. Am thankful for her loving, dedicated service. The show’s references to Her Majesty’s funeral were not okay.
The lie witness news always gets me. Is it a typical american thing to admit to something that never happend and if so... just why? Is it kind of embarassing to just admit you havend heart about it or didn seen it?
Wow people are really quick to BS. I watched the Queen's service at Westmister Abbey all the way to her casket lowering to the crypt under St George's Chapel at Windsor. However I am Canadian and she was my Queen.
Many, many, many of us are feeling the loss of the Queen, and I do not like the representation of her death and funeral in tonight’s segment on Jimmy. Sending you condolences on this sad loss of this dedicated leader, mother, grandmother, wife, dog- and horse-loving mistress. My heart is broken over her loss, and yet I am so grateful for the light and goodness she brought to our world.
Then why are they doing everything possible so he can't run have you noticed that's all you talk about that's all you hear on the news Trump Trump trump Trump trump they're obsessed with tearing that man down that's how afraid they are of President Donald Trump
It must be really busting Biff's balls that QEII didn't die on his watch. He'd have *loved* to shove archbishops and war heroes out of the way to make it all about him.
@@keithb6717 Yes, ill-mannered oafs and traitors not yet brought to justice *do* have a tendency to "live in my head". But then, not being a money-grubbing Republican, I don't charge rent to my thoughts. Besides, there's room for Biff in the outside lavatory.
How did this pillow guy ever build a business. He keeps promising huge revelations and never produces. Won't he go ballistic when the judge throws his lawsuit out.
@@gageshippy2256 Well let's see. Maybe not so much evil as dangerously delusional He conspired with our criminal ex-president to overthrow our democracy by supporting our ex-con man president in his BIG LIE. He threw as much DOUBT into our free and fair election system as he could eroding our democracy. I'd call him a RED BLOODED TRAITOR to America.
"Was it wrong that the corgis were sealed up in a tomb also?" Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣 I can barely type this, laughing so hard... like she was some kind of ancient Pharaoh?? 😂😂😂 Thanks Jimmy, that was a good laugh!
As a German, the people at trumps ralley with one Finger in the air looks awfully like a certain time in our country's past. Be careful America
So I'm in a high school government class right now where we are talking in depth about the constitution. As a result of this, I have memorized a lot of the amendments. So when Mike Lindell says his 1st, 4th, 5th, and 6th amendment rights have been violated. I can't help but laugh. Mike, you mean to tell me that members of the US government violated your freedom of speech and religion, Unreasonably searched and seized you, made you incriminate yourself, and denied your right to a jury trial in a criminal case? That's right. That last one is the 6th amendment. These are the idiots that are representing the conservative right. Is this really who you want to be? Bumbling idiots that try to sue a constitution that they don't even know. This has triggered a lot of thought. I hope it does the same for all who read this.
Well said.
Lol, that's just Mike's pillow talk.
I think Mike has nothing to loose anymore, he has dug himself too deep.
Thank you for the breakdown, very well done.
The future looks bright if only more kids were like you and actually read!
Let’s go Brandon!
I’m sure Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy feel so great to be part of the QAnon party now
Jail suits the criminals. Lock them up!
I doubt those two will loose any sleep over it.
If they are concerned about it at all they have no one to blame but themselves... It was the obfuscation, disinformation, and lies of Republicans, like them, that lead to all the _Qlown_ nonsense in the first place.
Word. It's death by a thousand paper cuts for them. And they so deserve it.
😂😂😂😂
Whatever gets them the money. They don’t care.
they sent him a subpoena for the documents, and they sent back a sworn Letter of Declaration that no more classified material was at Maralago. they knew more was missing, so they got the Warrant and found them!
No
Shut up China bot
@@dougiecameron492 Yes.
If a judge signs a search warrant and then the FBI find a lot of government documents that the ex game show host has in his house. That, by definition is not unwarranted, or illegal.
It's cute that Diaper Don thought he would even get an invite to the Queen's funeral.
So much for his claims that the Queen loved talking to him lmaoo
we fought a war so we didn't have to concern with that non sense . you think he cares
@@rayferraro7292 we implies you were there
@@jmerc83you get the point
@@rayferraro7292 what war did you go fight for??
Actually 2 million on the streets of London. Trump must be so jealous of her numbers……
And billions watching around the world to give Her Majesty a great send-off.
Oh, I am sure asshat will say his funeral will be bigger, last longer and be remembered much more lol. Then he will be buried next to his ex wife and say that's what she prayed for, so he could save even more on taxes 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The queen can't even die without you turning it around and making it about Trump think about that
@@danmcgriff1421 get over it. I’m not American. And they made it about Trump.
What a pity I wasn't at the rally. I too would have pointed a finger up, it just wouldn't have been the index finger finger.
Someone should have yelled: DON'T LOOK UP!!! HA HA HA
Yup, same here! 😂
@dsd Dala Lmao 🤣
“Unwarranted; they literally had a warrant” haha😂
'Finally admitting he isn't president'.....🤣 Nice one Jimmy!
Counting the days until Little Donnie's heart finally gives out. Pray.
Or, at least gets the orange jumpsuit.
Cholesterol attack lol
After he flatlines, flags will be lowered at half-mast across the Russian Federation.
Sadly, he's a cockroach and it won't happen anytime soon
From your mouth to gods ears
The Queen said she didn't want trump at her funeral. After she first met him, she called him a cretin, a buffoon and more awful things including that she couldn't understand how the United States ever allowed him to even run for president but accurate things. In her 70 plus years of her reign, she never spoke of any world leader as bad and awful as she talked about trump. She's the best!
She did cAll Tony Blair & Bush a liars for going to Iraq but she did nothing to stop him.
Left wing garbage
She remembered his predecessor, the one with the greasy hair and funny mustache.
Smart woman that Queen Elizabeth. R.I.P.
Where did you find that? I couldn’t find it anywhere, and if she did say that, we would have all heard about it, and surely Trump would not have given his condolences after her death. He would have badmouthed her instead.
I don't think ex-leaders were invited, only sitting heads of states.
To Judge Aileen Loose Cannon:
"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." --Martin Luther King, Jr.
Describes Kimmel perfectly, thanks.
@@pretorious700 I'm almost certain it describes Trump and his followers, but you do you.
BOOM! You nailed it.
@@pretorious700 OOK! OOK!
WAH! WAH!
👍
Just one problem is that this disqualified jidge cannon doesn’t know her ignorance and stupidity.
I will save this episode forever ❤️ Go Philadelphia Eagles 💙 Guillermo you are the best
This is literally my news source now, thank you Jimmy for keeping me up to date 😄
Eric Trump in 2014: ‘We have all the funding we need out of Russia’
Yeah no risk to the US there...
Also Eric Trump, in 2022 while being deposed by the N.Y. attorney general's team: "I plead the 5th" more than 400 times in approximately 4 hours!
I don't think you want to start picking on the president's children let's try and remember Joe Biden does have a guy named Hunter for a son
who do you think received the top secret documents? trump owes putin millions he doesn't have
All that funding bought those classified documents!
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Jimmy stop.
OMG! The people in the lie segment! Unbelievable! You tell them something and they just run with it and embellish it. Geeeezus! No wonder we are in such bad shape! 😮🤦🏻♀️
Very disturbing. They are the very reason I am here in these comments! Especially the first girl. Not only did she just run with and embellish, but used that made up crap to express strong opinions! Scary.
Jimmy's staff probably told them if they wanted to be on TV, and then asked them to improvise answers even if they did not see the events the questions were referring to.
They have to be trump supporters, nobody on earth talks about things on live tv that didn't even happen, except maybe people who believe trump, they don't need evidence, unless it's trumps evidence, but how could people throw them selves under the bus like that, what about when the whole big ha,ha bullshit story comes out on twitter then or facebook! they will probably justify it by saying well nobodies gonna see this bit anyway! ha ha🤔🤨😬🤯
Well from the country that makes an ex-reality tv host a potus🤷♂️🤷♂️🙄🤦🇦🇺
@@christopherwellman2364
It literally terrifies me! I hope it's fake.
Yep. Jim Jones’s most loyal supporters stuck with him until the very end. History is repeating itself.
I've been waiting....
That's what it looks like... This is getting really strange..
Except Jones and his followers all died.
@@Ladybug211211 I think that’s what he meant by “the end”
Gianna or Suriname
Remember when Trump went to France for the 100th Anniversary of the end of WW1? He went over there but skipped the memorial service because it was raining and he didn't want to mess up his hair. That's why you don't invite that guy to anything.
He's a perfect example why you don't take a 4 year old to a funeral ! Crying, tearing up the ceremony, running up and down the isle, grabbing the Orbe, the flowers.... 🙄🤡🙃
I thought it was bc his orange pancake makeup would run!!
Jimmie, exceptionally amusing piece mocking the death and funeral of the Queen. Cheap laughs were never easier. You are a comedic genius ,for sure .
Let us not forget how Trump walked in front of the former Queen of England, totally unaware of his disrepect.
Of course then President Donald Trump was too lazy to hire a expert on British royalty etiquette to give him and Melania some pointers on how to greet the Queen. That would make too much sense.
Aware and entitled
He wasn’t invited for the funeral.
No, let's do forget that. And a lot of other like things, like, he was president once, ever.
Trump just thought it would make him look manly and brave and it would land him in bed with her.
Thank goodness to the American voters - particularly those of GA, WI, AZ, and PA - for preventing The Seditious One from receiving an automatic invite to the funeral of QE II!
Do you love Joe Biden?
@@christopherwellman2364 Have you washed the orange stains off your face yet?
Trump: I never would have sat in the back if I was still President!
The World: You wouldn't have been allowed within 4K miles of the funeral jack.
Why would he think he would sit in front of family
@@carolejohnstone8653 Also, 64 dollar question, why does he think anyone's gonna show up for HIS funeral when he dies when he explodes from all the built up KFC and Big Macs?
Absolutely Agree 👍💯
@@Tadicuslegion78 don;t forget the diet coke
@@Tadicuslegion78 will it ever end he is so delusional now arguing with special master who he wanted and he put forward who would have though LOL
Jimmy whenever you do these sunset boulevard segments I feel worse and worse about the state of our country lol
California technically isn’t part of the USA anymore.
I mean it's probably just an acting bit haha
It’s actually a psychological phenomenon that anyone can fall for. Give someone a cameraman and a microphone and people will believe what they are saying because the person with a microphone is seen as an authoritative figure. It’s the same reason why a person in a lab coat is trusted more when it comes to science
@@joshjones6072
It’s not necessary for Californians to act being stupid.
@@keithb6717 You're thinking of Texas.
*_Mourning of the Royal Pupsters_*
_The queen’s corgis are all broken-hearted_
_For the loss of their mother, departed_
_Though they shan’t wag a tail,_
_They steadfastly prevail_
_As they travel these waters uncharted_
_These pups keep a stiff upper lip_
_As their mum rides that old gospel ship_
_It’s the olde English way_
_To press on through the day_
_And not allow spirits to slip_
_These mutts have respect for the crown_
_This is widely well known and renown_
_They accept their new king_
_As a whole ‘nother thing,_
_Though he don’t look as good in a gown._
Great fun! Thanks 😊
History would have repeated itself...even if #45 had been seated where #46 is, #45 would have shoved his way to the front pushing the front guy away...you know like he did in the past for a photo session. That would have been very dignified of course 🤨
Sounds like someone's obsessed
You just described Obama lol
@@christopherwellman2364 C'mon kid, we have moved on from Obama. We are talking about the criminal that just left office before Biden upgraded the place.
Try to keep up.
@@JayLandon64 I just watched Obama talk about the Queen this morning in a gitchy "60 Minutes" interview. It was aired on the national morning news. He sat there saying all this perfect, ooey-gooey stuff about her, about how great she was and stuff, complete tripe. He and his Anti-Christ wife HAVE NOT gone away. I'm up, clown, and I'm aware of your genocidal black nationalist tactics. You better check yourself. It's time for you evil racists to go.
@@JayLandon64 Did you delete your comment, you COWARD
Oh my God, Trump really tweeted that about the funeral saving? My God, he needs to go far away forever so we can celebrate his.
@Couch Potato You and me. I'm going straight to Hollywood Boulevard and hopefully I can party with Jimmy Kimmel and his audience.
@Couch Potato Neither one of you will live that long.
Guillermo out here living his best life.
When will Bedminster be raided?
Incredible how people can tell those lies! Sad. and embarassing!
Trump got so upset when he found out the special master wasn't Putin.
That's because he's a Russian spy right and I hear he's working for the Saudis damn guy sneaky this is what you idiots believe
Putin is T$#*^'s own personal special master.
…but Putin will always be Trump’s “special master”
@@gregbors8364 Yes i agree, it's just a little joke for the times.😜
😂😂😂
Guillermo is just so funny he gets to have a lot of fun. 🙂
He's funny?
@@juliansmith4295 Guillermo is the beating heart of the show.
Guillermo had the greatest job in the world! 😊
The "people lie" segment is literally social media in 2 minutes.
Not the social media, I experience. Maybe you need better friends. LOLOL
I wonder how many people they have to ask until they get these takes - I can’t imagine giving answers / opinions on things I haven’t heard at all and that right in front of a TV camera
@@kiri100382 How could you? It's actually quite disturbing that first girl said those things. Not only did she claim she "knew" those things, but she had strong opinions about everything. Actually terrifying.
@@christopherwellman2364 now you know why Trump has so many followers.
@@christopherwellman2364 or, she is familiar with the show and ran with it to be on TV or to be funny.
Oh yes, if he were president he’d have been sitting in the same section, or kicked out for raising a stink. He’d have been furious that commonwealth leaders and their respective delegates would naturally be sitting well ahead of him.
Biden was seated in the 14th row.
@@christopherwellman2364 Right. Behind Poland’s leader. Commonwealth leaders in front of the other country leaders which includes the US.
How do these people go on and on and on about something they never saw?
Good thing Donnie wasn't invited to the Queen's funeral. He would have been an embarrassment and somehow make it about himself!
You're obsessed dude go get your own life quit obsessing over Trump damn
A part of me wishes he had gone there uninvited just to see the calamity the clown created 🤡
@@danmcgriff1421 Lol, you're the one that needs to calm down. The rancid pile of marmalade refuses to go away, no one's obsessed, you're throwing a hissy fit just like the kitten clutching kumquat commander with cheese.
@@thomasmichael2766 what's the matter Thomas do you need a little attention do you want to say something negative and witty about Donald Trump that's what makes you feel good obsessed. Try saying something that doesn't involve Donald Trump see if you can prove it to yourself good luck to you
@@danmcgriff1421 There's a lot of projection in your little rant.
The fbi somehow violated mike lindel's right to speak, and stay silent at the same time, I can't beleive jimmy missed that jab
The Tree is SO full of Fruits your bound to drop one.👍👍
Anyone notice "Darth Traitor's" tweet abt. Chris Christie at Roy Roger's at "11pm in the evening?" Duh...'pm' already implies it's night time. Loser2020's really a "BRENDA" (read 'brain damaged'). 😀 Jimmy missed that one too.
"You have the right to remain silent. You just don't have the ability."
Fetterman campaign walks back apparent call to 'free' every convicted second-degree murderer
He would have pushed people out of the way to get a better seat.!!!!
Why do you turn everything around to be about Trump how obsessed are you just go live your own life let the queen die without it being about Trump what's wrong with you people
@@danmcgriff1421 They have low I.Q. They can't help it.
@@danmcgriff1421 You are a Trump cultist. What a sheep.
What in G's name is wrong with people?! Why do they answer questions when they know its a lie?! Why not just say "i didnt hear about that" and be honest ffs smh...
Bc the ones that do don't get on tv! Being a "famous" idiot is better than being an anonymous reasonable person in their minds.
@@amyjackson8725 ugh, so sad...
So many people - fearful of looking uninformed - opt to simply lie??? Can NO ONE say "I don't know" anymore???
If you are the patron saint of mischief, Guilliermo is the patron saint of joy
Thank you for both. Always love.
A man’s best friend is a dog. An insurrectionist’s best friend is Donald Trump. Both species are defined by their loyalty to their master.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark too read." G. Marx. Sorry, just had to recall this quote.
I bet you still believe in Russia collusion don't you
insurrection? that's quite a word.
- Dutch Van Der Linde, a man with a plan, a man who needs your faith, a man just needs more money.
*_Mourning of the Royal Pupsters_*
_The queen’s corgis are all broken-hearted_
_For the loss of their mother, departed_
_Though they shan’t wag a tail,_
_They steadfastly prevail_
_As they travel these waters uncharted_
_These pups keep a stiff upper lip_
_As their mum rides that old gospel ship_
_It’s the olde English way_
_To press on through the day_
_And not allow spirits to slip_
_These mutts have respect for the crown_
_This is widely well known and renown_
_They accept their new king_
_As a whole ‘nother thing,_
_Though he don’t look as good in a gown._
And they both pee in the house
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😉 🤗❤️👍
THE SHOW has gone down hill last 4 years
@@Simon-Simon-Simon Yet you keep watching and commenting.
Look at ratings.it’s clearly not .sorry
@@Simon-Simon-Simon dude u got burned
Jimmy Kimmel works for ccp
Tiresome disrespect for nation’s loss 😠
2:00 illustrates so well how Trump sees the world.
To him, a head of state's funeral is not about showing respect to the late head of state, for him it's about showing respect TO HIM!
But I'll give him this: If he were President, he DEFINITELY wouldn't have been sat back there - because they wouldn't have invited him in the first place.
I didn’t know our world had this much dignity left!! Ouch; but so true!
Trump would of made the funeral about himself and how hard he has it.
He totally doesn't behave well in public
Well, to his credit he didn't get the title "show stealer" overnight.
I Love the Way Joe Biden sat in the back my God he's the president of the United States what happened
@@danmcgriff1421 What you're really saying is that you love that it happened to Biden because you hate him. Ok, got it, check! Where would the world be without haters!?
Oh, it would be like this, divided. And where nothing gets done. Thanks for the post.😕
@@danmcgriff1421 he’s secure enough with his image he didn’t need to sit where he was center stage. He’s respectful enough to not try to take center stage.
Trump- he’d complain at his own funeral
I will dance in the streets
@@lynnegackstetter2779 Me and my friends and family are going reenact the final dance scene from the movie Footloose when Donald Trump does humanity a solid and breathes his last breathe.
Its all about the ratings. But surpassing the Queen's numbers is going to be awkward. I just need you to find me a couple of billion extra viewers...
Mind you plenty would line up just to make sure he was gone.
Nah, he’d still be alive and well in 81 million democrats heads
Hope we can test that theory soon!!😋🇺🇸🖖
And many reasons to never move to Philadelphia, as if more were needed.
Didn't appreciate the tasteless remarks about Queen Elizabeth's funeral yesterday, especially as many Americans admired her.
Thank JAMES Jimmy Jimmy love you!!!!!
I can't wait to see this "lawsuit" that Mike Pillow is gonna file tomorrow...Still waiting on the class action lawsuit against "all machines".
Is this a lawsuit or is this Star Trek? Boldly go where nobody's gone before? Lol
The lawsuit will be filed at the same time as the lawsuit showing proof of massive voter fraud they keep claiming they have, yet refuse to show or file.
The machines have responded to Mr Pillow's class action lawsuit and have decided to foreclose on his home instead.
The 'surprise' is that he's got Wesley Crusher acting as his defence lawyer. 😉
Lindell isnt suing the machines. He knows his stuff is schtick to pimp his pillows. Why pay for commercials when you can use the media for free & BETTER p.r.? He learned that from Trump. Trump stayed in the news all the time as exposure. NEVER has there been a commercial for ANY of his products.
@@Eddie-ud4bb There have been commercials. Just not recently. Yeah...the whackjob right wing lunatic media will push his garbage with banner ads during events. But any other "media" coverage of Mike Pillow is to point out his absolute treasonous lunacy. The media exposure he has been getting, along with the resulting lawsuits against him due to the exposure, is bankrupting him. His company has shut down all retail operations. Filing for bankruptcy can't come soon enough.
Trump would've wanted to sit next to Prince Andrew because they have so much in common!
I think you meant to say Bill Clinton
Why not both? They could all reminisce about their old buddy Jeff.
That was really disrespectful to Her Majesty the Queen and to the British people, she was an amazing leader and much beloved by her subjects. Please show her the respect that she deserves
From across The Pond. It seems that five point one Billion (with a "B") people, world -wide, watched the funeral of our Queen. Has Trump said he got more for his inauguration yet ??? I predict he will.
Ex president
Future felon
Obama is evil, you're right.
@My Name
Ex president
Future felon
Sounds like a disgusting candy advertisement. Haha
Very GOOD!!!!
That “Lie Witness News” segment though. 😅
Why can’t we be like “Honest” instead of try to be like “Mr & Ms know it all”
The first one need some kinda reflection moment 😅
Is it okay to say some of us are “super Gullible” 😅😅
I love it. Conscious stupidity at its finest.
It is disturbing, but I don't know what is so funny about it. It's not funny at all! It's terrifying!
I find that segment fake, like people intentionally go along with it.
@@sealand000 It's not fake.
@Ray-Van Ralte - Explains tRump supporters... "Super Gullible" - Just saying ! lol
These people on the street shows how horrible the American education system really is. The Ignorance of it all.
The cream of American society.
These people on the street show how much they have missed by not participating in the American education system. That's why they were featured in the segment.
I always find myself hoping that they had to edit out lots of folks saying "that never happened"!
@@danielgregory3295 Yes, it would be nice to see educated people answer the questions.
But Jimmy 's thing is about being okay with childish behavior.
@@3pevolve441 Or it is also possible that we're being had all along--these are not random passers-by, and the segment is 100% scripted...
I have been glued to the tube since the queen died. Now that she has been buried, I can get back to my usual life. The queen has been a part of my family s life forever. While We are Americans, we are one generation from British citizenship. British Americans or American Brits? Can t decide. But I appreciated the chance to observe all of the events and locations from home. May she rest in peace.
Bless you and your family. My friends and I are catching up on our sleep after staying up here in California to watch coverage of Her Majesty‘s funeral. Am thankful for her life.
“ I am the craziest. No one knows crazy like I do. Believe me. Bigly. You know it.. Yuge.”
DJT
💙🇺🇸Everyone please check the status of your voter registration.🇺🇸💙
_"No respect"_ said the most disrespectful person on the planet besides it's handler, pootin'.
It's like he's channeling an evil Rodney Dangerfield. He even keeps wearing his signature outfit with the red tie.
He invited
He incited
They rioted
Then he denied it
Even though he'd implied it
Now he must be indicted.
Shut up bot
@Rattus Grenadus You copy pasted it?!
These people who lie so brazenly makes me so sad - frankly I just scrub through it - it's too upsetting.
It's terribly unfortunate how numerous they are. Never wanting to admit sometimes that they just don't know.
Smh, its amazing how people just LIE.
He says it wasn’t warranted? He’s a lunatic. He also complained about photos of the documents. Unwarranted?
It's not surprising how you are so focused on hate that you don't even use his name.
And now the longest "sitting" queen is queen Margrethe II of Denmark, who's been queen for 50 years - this year. Maybe that's why she was sitting (with her handsome crown prince, Frederik, married to an Australien, Mary) just opposite the UK royal family during the church service/Mass. Or maybe it was because she was a good friend of queen Elisabeth II. Who knows?
I'm a Dane but actually not as interested in our monarchy as some American women are. But that's fine.
I heard a special mention about how close the Danish and British Royal family are, so I guess that’s reflected in the seating arrangements (same with the Dutch Royal family).
I’m British, far from a Royalist but watched the full coverage of the days leading up to the funeral, and funeral day. It was impeccably managed throughout and has brought the country together like nothing else ever has. Incredible and highly emotional.
@@cmg1351
Glad you enjoyed it. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. 👍🏻
In front of the camera, the pillow guy probably would say to all of his audience "you get a pillow,you get a pillow, you get a pillow , you're all getting a pillow!!! When the cameras go away, the pillow guy yells "give me back those pillows, you think I'm rich or what?!!!" Lol 😂🤣
6:12 The arms up in the air in front of a cult leader should make Americans feel very uncomfortable. Greetings from Germany.
Oh, it is disturbing how people blindly trust the Obamas.
The question on the street have me cracking up 🤣 😂
"it was a big day for the royal bag-piper who doesn't get much work" lol
Funny, he worked every day for the Queen..his job was to wake her up every day by playing in the grounds under her window.
I like it when they post the monologue on UA-cam before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
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It's 10:53pm ET
They raided my house I, I, I can't get pillows or slippers from my buddy anymore and they won't let me wear my wig in prison 😭😭😭
If trump had been at the funeral, he would have walked up to the coffin, tipped out the queen and taken her place, because he can't stand it when things aren't about him.
Pity - and more pity to those who read Trumps words and are upset. Man what must go on in that head of his!!!!!!!!
My evening is now complete. 💙
Mine too 💙
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I love the "Lie Witness News" segment but it also makes me sad.
It mostly makes me sad. The only thing that doesn't thoroughly depress me about it is holding onto hope that the people they question really do know it's all nonsense, but they play along to get on TV.
That's America 4ya
@@lindaginn7714 They are serious, unfortunately.
@@christopherwellman2364 The thing is they saw the fake images on social media and probably wondered how true it was. Then this guy asks them about it so now they think what they saw was real.
In any case, always question anything that is extremely ridiculous, mean and unbelievable on social media.
Jimmy made me laugh again thank you Jimmy lol 😂
I'm still amazed how much I need comedians to make me feel there's still some sanity remaining in the World.
Lindell is going to sue the government right after he is done sueing all the machines.
Always looking forward to this every weekend
get a life
No matter where Trump sat, the other world leaders would still be laughing and gossiping about him behind his back. Respect? Karen please.
Sorry, Karen couldn't reply because she too was laughing too hard.
It's funny how Joe Biden gets stuck in the back and you want to turn it around and put Trump down. Trump had nothing to do with it fellas and you're still blaming them you see how it never ends obsessed
Are you aware of your own lacking intellect?
That so horrible those people make all that stuff up about the Queen.
Seriously, that bag piper thing is just shitty and tasteless. it was an amazing moment in Britain - a lot of us were in tears.
Grieving the loss of Queen Elizabeth with you over here in America. Am thankful for her loving, dedicated service. The show’s references to Her Majesty’s funeral were not okay.
The lie witness news always gets me. Is it a typical american thing to admit to something that never happend and if so... just why? Is it kind of embarassing to just admit you havend heart about it or didn seen it?
It's all an acting joke haha
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
It was a holiday in the Bahamas due to the Queens funeral.
Canada to.
Ours is tomorrow in Australia.
Since when is a Day of Mourning considered a 'holiday'?
@@barbarakessinger6965Isn't Memorial Day a federal "holiday" or dont you mourn that?
G definitely ignored the cheerleaders when they pulled him to spell eagles🌚🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be clear, Chump hasn’t embraced the lunacy, the lunacy has embraced Chump
Disrespectful
Wow people are really quick to BS. I watched the Queen's service at Westmister Abbey all the way to her casket lowering to the crypt under St George's Chapel at Windsor.
However I am Canadian and she was my Queen.
Many, many, many of us are feeling the loss of the Queen, and I do not like the representation of her death and funeral in tonight’s segment on Jimmy. Sending you condolences on this sad loss of this dedicated leader, mother, grandmother, wife, dog- and horse-loving mistress. My heart is broken over her loss, and yet I am so grateful for the light and goodness she brought to our world.
Let Old Trump run in 2024
And 2028 ! Easy win 4 Dems 😅
Then why are they doing everything possible so he can't run have you noticed that's all you talk about that's all you hear on the news Trump Trump trump Trump trump they're obsessed with tearing that man down that's how afraid they are of President Donald Trump
Somebody call the Waaahmbulance, we have a giant Orange Baby in desperate need of a diaper change.
Aren't you just the paradigm of maturity.
There’s people who don’t take their shoes off when they go inside? Ew. Why?
It must be really busting Biff's balls that QEII didn't die on his watch. He'd have *loved* to shove archbishops and war heroes out of the way to make it all about him.
You can dream. Meanwhile Trump continues to live in your head for free!
@@keithb6717 Yes, ill-mannered oafs and traitors not yet brought to justice *do* have a tendency to "live in my head". But then, not being a money-grubbing Republican, I don't charge rent to my thoughts. Besides, there's room for Biff in the outside lavatory.
Been following Guillermo's tweety to get the inside scoop on the trip!
How did this pillow guy ever build a business. He keeps promising huge revelations and never produces. Won't he go ballistic when the judge throws his lawsuit out.
Have you ever tried a my pillow? The man's richer than both of us.
@@gageshippy2256 you probably believe the pillow nut
@@gageshippy2256 He's quickly losing his entire fortune and deservedly so.
@@khrfx4715 for what? What did he do that's so evil? Aside from being a red blooded American.
@@gageshippy2256 Well let's see. Maybe not so much evil as dangerously delusional He conspired with our criminal ex-president to overthrow our democracy by supporting our ex-con man president in his BIG LIE. He threw as much DOUBT into our free and fair election system as he could eroding our democracy. I'd call him a RED BLOODED TRAITOR to America.
Had Trump been there, he would definitely claim that the people were all coming to see him. Worse, he would probably claim that it was his funeral.
Biden says the pandemic is over
Could only hope
"Was it wrong that the corgis were sealed up in a tomb also?" Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣 I can barely type this, laughing so hard... like she was some kind of ancient Pharaoh?? 😂😂😂 Thanks Jimmy, that was a good laugh!
Andrew and his ex wife took the dogs.
That cross to Guillermo was complete anarchy.