Hey! About the Australian mascot, I'm pretty sure they're talking about the Koala bear. Koalas have pretty insanely smooth brains, they're famously riddled with Chlamydia and eat only eucalyptus, however eucalyptus is poisonous, which is why the baby koalas need to eat their mother's fecal pap, so that they can also eat poison leaves when they're grown, and not die.
7:10 lol yes they’re talking about the koala, aka the worst animal in the world. for context, they would rather starve to death than eat the ONLY leaf species they eat (which is also toxic & give very low energy in comparison to energy to digest) if it’s off the branch. they can’t recognise the only food they eat when it’s not. on. a. branch. also, as the leaves are poisonous, baby koalas eat their mothers poop to get the correct ‘good stuff’ (can’t remember what it was exactly) so they can properly digest their poisonous food, mother nature truly fucked up when it came to them.
Mother nature tried to course correct too many times. Especially with the "oh wait, dammit, the babies can't eat it? Guess mom's poop will have to do."
And yet _somehow_ those of their ancestors who had all those traits were more successful at reproduction than those who didn't, so it had to have been an advantage at some point. Maybe before humans wiped out most of the megafauna and altered the climate on the continent in the pleistocene. The poop eating as babies isn't that weird, other herbivores do it too to some degree, like horses, elephants, kangaroos... It helps them get the necessary bacteria for digestion faster.
The only w that they have is that they would never abandon their joeys and there are some cases where adult koalas adopted joeys that aren't even theirs
I mean if you were on a continent riddled and surrounded with creatures that not even Dr Suess on Adderall and a post apocalyptic hyper fixation could come up with something that makes pandas not look super pathetic is a breath of fresh air.
I remember one time a girl was trash talking me and she had a big chin, my friend then proceeded to intervene before she shoved me and said “Your gonna push him into infinity and beyond!”
Koalas are the chlamydia riddled, smooth brained reps of our country, and they do a damn good job for a mascot who doesn't recognise its own food source if it's not on the tree thank you very much!
0:29 looks like 100 people's face were merged together but they're only 36 of the godmother from shrek, 52 the wicked witch of the west, and the rest are normal looking men.
Lol! I'm the OP of the "asking you how much wood he can chuck" r/rareinsults post! This is the second video I've seen that features it. Thanks for using it! 😂
Big Macs aren't super healthy but if you don't add anything extra and just eat the burger, no fries or soda...its not that bad for you all things considered
13:02 Just like the Aztec, the Impala from Supernatural was the vibe for a while. Everyone wanted that car and the vintage ones would be bought up and refurbished.
4:54 BRO... Imagine getting called out by your Dentist for being a terrible gamer... You go there for a checkup and get Roasted in the mean time... WHY were my dentists not this cool.
I've met Gabriel Brown(aka Black Gryphon), only briefly but he's such a nice guy. He's a goofy, fun loving, and outgoing person. Gorgeous voice and a really good impressionist, cute too
That image of the bassist who looks like one of the ogre hunters from Shrek is from the music video for the song In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry. I love the sentence "Without women, you would just be part of another load flushed down the toilet." But to retort, without women, whoever invented the toilet would never have been born. Also, Koala bears (which are not real bears, as they're marsupials) do indeed have smooth brains, are frequent carriers of chlamydia, and eat only poisonous eucalyptus leaves. Also, the whole smooth brain thing isn't just an anatomical feature. It's also a statement on how dumb they are. You could take eucalyptus leaves off a tree branch and put them onto a plate, right in front of a Koala, set the plate down in front of the Koala, and it would not recognize the leaves as food.
12:19: Reminds me of a bit from X Factor. "A lot of people work really hard for their dreams, but it's not for everyone." "That's why you use autotune and I don't"
I don't know why but Robin's pocket sh*t keeps open wider and wider, might be the fact that he always looks at sub like mildlyinfuriating but the more I watch, the more unhinge he becomes
This stuck with me. Over 30 years ago I was listening to the radio and some of the DJ's between songs started to chat about hot women athletes. One of them said Martina Navratilova. After radio silence for a second or two..one of them said...."really?" and the fellow who mentioned it said, "well...she has a nice body" and the other guy said... "So does Secretariat!!" Their roar matched mine.
Can you really get an indecent exposure charge when the report says you were orderly dressed??? How does a woman assault someone by stretching in a bathing suit?
10:30 it's the way her smile is overly huge and fake, but she REALLY REALLY wants the smile to be genuine or else it would ruin the positive image she has of herself.
I know the most isolated place Start in Anchorage Alaska Fly to Nikolai Alaska Then take a 12hr boat ride to a place known as salmon river the largest permanent building is an out house to use the bathroom, there are a couple of tents here and there is no cell service Can't call or text No tv cause there is no power No radio But it is a good fish spot
9:10 wow I just ejected the food and water I was swallowing out of my nose when I saw that and my dad was in the other room and saw the water dripping out of my nose afterwards and said “yep that tracks with the noise that just came out of you” because I made some seal, dolphin, throw up ish kinda laugh noise when it happened…thanks a lot
I remember one time I went to McDonald's and this one guy was eating 3 Big Macs in one meal with a large fry and drink. I can't imagine how you get that hungry or would want to eat that much.
10:40 Yup. She's the spitting image of "Behind every 'Bless your heart' is a tiny little FU*K YOU!" EDIT: 11:00 He's the male version of this who smiles even when he's fuming mad which he always is for some reason, and the kids at Youth Camp call him Camp Counselor Short Shorts.
Hey! About the Australian mascot, I'm pretty sure they're talking about the Koala bear.
Koalas have pretty insanely smooth brains, they're famously riddled with Chlamydia and eat only eucalyptus, however eucalyptus is poisonous, which is why the baby koalas need to eat their mother's fecal pap, so that they can also eat poison leaves when they're grown, and not die.
Yes, the Koala, looks like but not actually a bear
I did not know koalas were so weird...
@@acatnamedtaz2167 Yeah I know, but aren't they called koala bears a lot?
@@AliciaMajo yeah, but it's not encouraged
damn, im aussie and i didn't know this
7:10 lol yes they’re talking about the koala, aka the worst animal in the world.
for context, they would rather starve to death than eat the ONLY leaf species they eat (which is also toxic & give very low energy in comparison to energy to digest) if it’s off the branch. they can’t recognise the only food they eat when it’s not. on. a. branch. also, as the leaves are poisonous, baby koalas eat their mothers poop to get the correct ‘good stuff’ (can’t remember what it was exactly) so they can properly digest their poisonous food, mother nature truly fucked up when it came to them.
Mother nature tried to course correct too many times. Especially with the "oh wait, dammit, the babies can't eat it? Guess mom's poop will have to do."
And yet _somehow_ those of their ancestors who had all those traits were more successful at reproduction than those who didn't, so it had to have been an advantage at some point. Maybe before humans wiped out most of the megafauna and altered the climate on the continent in the pleistocene.
The poop eating as babies isn't that weird, other herbivores do it too to some degree, like horses, elephants, kangaroos... It helps them get the necessary bacteria for digestion faster.
The only w that they have is that they would never abandon their joeys and there are some cases where adult koalas adopted joeys that aren't even theirs
I mean if you were on a continent riddled and surrounded with creatures that not even Dr Suess on Adderall and a post apocalyptic hyper fixation could come up with something that makes pandas not look super pathetic is a breath of fresh air.
What tf was God on when he made those johns
I remember one time a girl was trash talking me and she had a big chin, my friend then proceeded to intervene before she shoved me and said “Your gonna push him into infinity and beyond!”
should’ve said giggidy giggidy
Diabolical
Fatality.
Ngl I would've said
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY
@@T0AoArts 💀
Why does Robin look like Elon's long lost brother?
He more or less look like Ed Sheeran and Elon had a somehow American child.
Yeah but he’s not a jerk
Ouch 😭😭
He could be, to be honest
This aligns perfectly with my Emkay fanfiction.
7:20 I love how it’s talking about koalas, but Australia’s national animal is actually a war-winning, bullet resistant, genocidal bird (The Emu).
Ah, the legendary Emu War.
Holy shit i went through so much PJSK brainrot that I thought emu was emu otori
Temu
Koalas are the chlamydia riddled, smooth brained reps of our country, and they do a damn good job for a mascot who doesn't recognise its own food source if it's not on the tree thank you very much!
*Petah here.
0:29 looks like 100 people's face were merged together but they're only 36 of the godmother from shrek, 52 the wicked witch of the west, and the rest are normal looking men.
Spiritomb?
@@SourAttmozHOLY SHIT POKÉMON REFERENCE
@@GetLurantisd RAAAAAGHH I LOVE SERPERIOR
@@SourAttmoz I LOVE LURANTIS
@@GetLurantisd RAAAAGH CATCHING EM ALL SUPREMACY
One I thought of with the thumbnail picture “putting that much metal on yourself only makes you attractive to magnets”
Would be funny if piercings were made with magnetic metal. They're made from stainless steel, which isn't magnetic.
Stop roasting her. She looks already roasted enough. 😢
Her skin colours can't decide if it wants to look like dry, rubbery overcooked chicken or salmonella filled raw chicken
Nah i thought she was cute 😢😢
Jokes on you I think it looks good and I am not particularly into piercings.
1:00 and here I thought he looked like a rejected Beetles member
7:15 they are talking about Koalas. Around 80% of koalas have Chlamydia.
IS THAT SCORPION 5:33
Looks more like Mileena/Kitana with blonde/white hair.
i once called someone "a disgruntled water bottle" 💀
Heellppp, what did they do to you?!😭😭😭
@@Itzdahcakelovah_1i misread that as "Heli-pop" like helicopter and lollipop together 💀
@@maca864wut
8:42 His “house” looks more like a Futurist Tech Company than a residence
C&C2 BABY!!!!!
Agreed, or like some headquarters for a secret super hero alliance
Justin Bieber really likes his video games and so he got a house from the video game
Lol! I'm the OP of the "asking you how much wood he can chuck" r/rareinsults post! This is the second video I've seen that features it. Thanks for using it! 😂
First girl has that Jimmy Neutron forehead
She tried the neutron style
But she couldn’t handle the Neutron style!
@@CorlenoftheRoundTable LATER, NI-
they did megamind dirty
Tweety ahh mf
9:08 he looks like he's planning to kidnap some tiny blue people
OH MY GOSH DUDE 💀💀
NO
NAH NOT GARGAMEL 😭
he does kinda look like Gargamel now that I'm seeing this XDDD
robin kinda looks like the person a mom tells their young child to stop staring at
More like a child tells their mom to stop staring at the handsome man.
@@underwailer yeah he is quite sexy. perhaps even 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎
Big Macs aren't super healthy but if you don't add anything extra and just eat the burger, no fries or soda...its not that bad for you all things considered
Even if you do have fries, as long as you don't eat more than 3 per day, it's fine.
Bro y’all are so fat that ain’t even true it’s lacks any nutrients and is just calories
@@ceu160193Three per day? You better mean three fries lmao
@@sentienttapioca5409 Big mac + fries is standard meal for 1 time, and you usually eat 3 times a day, so it's fine.
You're saying if you only eat big macs and nothing else, that's not too bad? I guess if you only want to live to 26.
1:56 Teenaged Adam Sandler cosplaying as Pebbles from the Flintstones
7:07 "Can we get Slazo or somebody to chime in?"
Jack is still part of Emkay, right? Bc if he is, that was a slick burn.
13:02 Just like the Aztec, the Impala from Supernatural was the vibe for a while. Everyone wanted that car and the vintage ones would be bought up and refurbished.
Tbf, the impala is a pretty cool car lol
Opposite bersion Inca and Zebra
*Version
Me: sees the joke about one direction
*remembers that Liam Payne died YESTERDAY
That vibe you're getting from the strawberry blonde with the Starbucks coffee is very Stepford Wive's.
4:54 BRO... Imagine getting called out by your Dentist for being a terrible gamer... You go there for a checkup and get Roasted in the mean time... WHY were my dentists not this cool.
5:39 her eyebrows look like a frying pan
TRUEEEEEE
5:21 Grimes looks like she getting ready to be in Mortal Kombat
I've met Gabriel Brown(aka Black Gryphon), only briefly but he's such a nice guy. He's a goofy, fun loving, and outgoing person. Gorgeous voice and a really good impressionist, cute too
The girl in the thumbnail definitely fell into grandma's sewing drawer.
5:18 Whoa, wasn't expecting MK1 character leaks here
"They legit canonized a genderbent Khrome?" (Adding to the joke)
I don’t get it
7:29 Not the Roblox shaggy 😭😭
Nahhh💀💀💀
@@JaceCruz-ux7icHelp I forgot I commented this...
Edit: Nice pfp though 👍👍
14:33 This is the embodiment of the jelly artstyle.
When someone reads r/rareinsults they turn into r/commoninsults because of instagram....
Instagram comments are just offensive, no creativity. The most creative insult is the n word.
That image of the bassist who looks like one of the ogre hunters from Shrek is from the music video for the song In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry.
I love the sentence "Without women, you would just be part of another load flushed down the toilet." But to retort, without women, whoever invented the toilet would never have been born. Also, Koala bears (which are not real bears, as they're marsupials) do indeed have smooth brains, are frequent carriers of chlamydia, and eat only poisonous eucalyptus leaves. Also, the whole smooth brain thing isn't just an anatomical feature. It's also a statement on how dumb they are. You could take eucalyptus leaves off a tree branch and put them onto a plate, right in front of a Koala, set the plate down in front of the Koala, and it would not recognize the leaves as food.
12:19: Reminds me of a bit from X Factor. "A lot of people work really hard for their dreams, but it's not for everyone." "That's why you use autotune and I don't"
That 1D comment was almost foreshadowing...
14:11 They look like a James Bond villain and their toady monologuing about their evil plot. XD
I try not to mock people unless they really deserve it. So I'm basically mocking everyone all the time.
spongebob please take the abrasive side off, we miss you
@@mikadosannoji553 there is no more sponge! Only Abrasive!
I was about to say “What’s wrong with Minnesota!?”
But then I took a second and realized, actually that’s very accurate. Like VERY Accurate.
I love the "Bravo, I hate you"
Is it just me, or does the woodchuck dude look like Gargamel from The Smurfs. I can't unsee this. 😂😂😅
9:12 bro looks like he about to catch some smurfs with his little orange cat
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I don't know why but Robin's pocket sh*t keeps open wider and wider, might be the fact that he always looks at sub like mildlyinfuriating but the more I watch, the more unhinge he becomes
9:13 looks like the guy who stole the smurfs
Ahh yes Garmel.
7:19 You were right with the second guess; it’s the koala, aka the most smooth brained terrestrial animal.
Love the pfp
2:44 He has consumed so many preservatives that over 40% of his body is made up of preservatives, effectively making him immortal.
10:59 aint that the dude who is trying to pass project 2025?
Itis one of the dudes, yeah His name escapes me for the moment, but he was behind that horrible conservative dating app, The Right Side.
the second one. i think i peed while laughing
You sound like you pee upside down
Someone tried to get a facelift past around 40 years old. 0:36
that last one wasnt an insult. that was 1st degree murder by words.
6:40
Without carbon, none of this would exist.
9:00 1800s chimney cleaner
Funnier than the comment on the vid
the woman on the thumbnail is a riot at airport security
14:38 Whose pincushion is this?
1:57 Why he got the face and hair of the little girl obsessed with unicorns from Despicable Me?
The guy at 2:16 looks like he could from bobs burgers
My eyes were assaulted at 6:50
9:47 Yeah, and sometimes it's the opposite. For new jersey people, it's "you can afford to own your own house? Get a load of Mr. Money over here."
0:35 why does her face look likes its meant to have those weird angled evil eyes?
3:03 bro looks like a hairy potter professor
He sure be hairy
4:16 that guy is built like he's a gears of war cog soldier
Joe Swanson bruv
11:07 the way I can tell that’s a screenshot from a funkyfrogbait video 😭
6:12 Guy looks like a background character for guitar hero
This stuck with me. Over 30 years ago I was listening to the radio and some of the DJ's between songs started to chat about hot women athletes. One of them said Martina Navratilova. After radio silence for a second or two..one of them said...."really?" and the fellow who mentioned it said, "well...she has a nice body" and the other guy said... "So does Secretariat!!" Their roar matched mine.
Ah yes
"Lady slowly goes nuts"
I once told my mom she looked like Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to give her a basket of muffins because of the nightgown she was wearing
Can you really get an indecent exposure charge when the report says you were orderly dressed??? How does a woman assault someone by stretching in a bathing suit?
Again I love the dark background
10:47 She looks like a purge mask
8:19 As someone who has played Red Alert 3, i could not stop laughing.
Robin, just because you never played Final Fantasy doesn't make you less of a gamer! ;w;
Oh, hey. Is that FunkyFrog I see? 11:06
funkyfrogbait!!!
11:48 Looks like a terminator with a thin skinsuit. You can still see the inner workings of the jaw mechanism.
6:15 he looks like if sephiroth became a mumble rapper that's says the N word every another word.
The fact that this sentence almost perfectly describes the actual person on the photo...
14:49 when they say "be there or be square" and you don't show up
9:12 He looks like the real life Little Critter.
Don't insult Little critter like that.
BRO THATS DANIEL LARSON WHY U BULLY HIM HIS LIFE IS HARD ENOUGH 😢
bro that’s daniel larson why are u bullying him his life is hard enough 😢
don’t bully daniel larson if u learn about his life youll know how bad it is😢
that’s Daniel Larson watch videos about him
hurt copain never misses i swear 😂
Day 1918 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
I was like “yeah right he has been doing this for 1900 days” and then i clicked on him and HOLY SHIt he has been DOING THIS FOR 1900 DAYS
@@ThenP7- what is up with your pfp
10:30 it's the way her smile is overly huge and fake, but she REALLY REALLY wants the smile to be genuine or else it would ruin the positive image she has of herself.
Can you make another ten hour video it was entertaining
8:22 started throwing stones as you both live in glass houses 😭
H
9:14 I’m so glad Robin has seen the absolute masterpiece that is Hundreds of Beavers!
THATS DANIEL LARSON DONT BULLY HIM U NPC
no views 39 seconds 3.21mil subs bro fell off
shut the skibidi up
ITS BEEN THREE MINUTES CHILL
4 years and 288 subs? Bro fell off.
39 minutes 4 likes bro fell off
Argc cro bgny gu ugaak waa ngtc bwzzlc
8:38 nah, I give him props. Even being as hated that house is fucking cool.
Very Frutiger Aero one could say.
Watching this 4 months late while eating graham crackers and milk, I’m kinda tired of the taste of the milk. Also you get a brownie of approval
The funniest part of rare insults is how they are always accurate
Robin looks like that guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot years after he graduates trying to "pick up some strange".
8:47 the first thing I thought was “were you cleaning the chimney before this?” 😭
He said he looks like a lightly microwaved ken doll after being dipped in wood glue is stupidly accurate.
I know the most isolated place
Start in Anchorage Alaska
Fly to Nikolai Alaska
Then take a 12hr boat ride to a place known as salmon river the largest permanent building is an out house to use the bathroom, there are a couple of tents here and there is no cell service
Can't call or text
No tv cause there is no power
No radio
But it is a good fish spot
14:10 every duo has a circle on a rectangle, and a rectangle on a circle
2:17 he may be an air pod, but I bet he knows the difference between "your" and "you're" 😂
i shit on people for using words wrong, just not to any real person. that's just cringy. good lusk out there 😊!
it's a good day when robin's narrating
11:36 unhealthy mix of every hairstyle in the wrong place and order
The bassist looks like rejected fifth Beatles members rolled into one.
Every time I see a video like this, it makes my day better. Thank you.
9:10 wow I just ejected the food and water I was swallowing out of my nose when I saw that and my dad was in the other room and saw the water dripping out of my nose afterwards and said “yep that tracks with the noise that just came out of you” because I made some seal, dolphin, throw up ish kinda laugh noise when it happened…thanks a lot
"Did you know they're ALL alive? The sexiest man ali- ert"
Robin.exe has stopped working properly.
12:01 jaw stretches
I remember one time I went to McDonald's and this one guy was eating 3 Big Macs in one meal with a large fry and drink. I can't imagine how you get that hungry or would want to eat that much.
10:40 Yup. She's the spitting image of "Behind every 'Bless your heart' is a tiny little FU*K YOU!"
EDIT: 11:00 He's the male version of this who smiles even when he's fuming mad which he always is for some reason, and the kids at Youth Camp call him Camp Counselor Short Shorts.
Bieber’s house looks more like an observatory than a house.