I used to take care of lovebirds. They had those upside-down plastic bottles they would drink from, it was very convenient to fill up. Every once in a while I had to get rid of the algae build up on the sides so it wouldn't pollute the water too much. I have done it many times, but not once have I considered using it for French pastry, not once. 8:43
Thing is, i've tasted matcha, odds are if they made that thing correctly it would have tasted good, it was just ugly as hell. There's also a decent chance they didn't.
0:46 the difference here is that, despite being insufferable due to occupying like 80% of the entire road, the hummer is at least actually drivable. The cybertruck not only is a nuisance to other drivers for various reasons, but it can also just either straight up kill you or break down far easier than even a fucking 1982 Renault Fuego. If you really had to drive one of these two vehicles, just pick the one that lets you watch Madagascar while you're driving. (As in, not the cybertruck.)
13:00 Is that a Liberian flag? There’s a subreddit called r/accidentallyliberia for Americans with two brain cells that can’t recognise their own flag.
@seagullz.1019 Yes! I literally thought, "wow bro just looks like he's devolving in real time with that look!" 🤣💀 Glad I'm not the only that it, cheers buddy! 🥂🍻
8:30 I felt a great disturbance in the France...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
9:35 I saw this insult years ago and I am still looking for the video it came from, just to see how bad that music was. That comment has lived in my head rent free since 2019. And her response at 16:07 is just perfect.
@@darrylwilliams6888a music group called boygenius members are lucy dacus, julien baker and phoebe bridgers - they all have solo careers and sometimes work together to make music as boygenius
At least the Hummer looked cool and functioned properly. The Cyber truck is the Hummer if it were compressed down to an 8bit image and then upscaled and reconstructed.
I saw the comment about the cat looking like the Halloween prop and was like "Haha! I thought the same thing!" Took me a solid minute to realize that was from my old Twitter account.
It's a smoking thing, people will flip a cigarette in the pack that they call a 'lucky' and won't smoke it til the rest are gone. Dunno why but it's a thing
Apparently it started in WWII. People in service would flip a cigarette around in the pack because when they got down to the last one, it would signify surviving another day. At least, that's what I could find. Millennial here, never heard the phrase before this video.
1999: "i need attention so i bought an excessively big car"
2024: "i need attention because my meme truck is trying to kill me"
I’m guessing the meme truck you’re referring to is the one that looks like it came from the PlayStation 1.
6:00 My hamster looking at me right before he runs straight into the lit fireplace
It’s not even an insult ❤ is it?
“God will keep me healthy”
Says the lady using oxygen left over from her cancer
I used to take care of lovebirds.
They had those upside-down plastic bottles they would drink from, it was very convenient to fill up.
Every once in a while I had to get rid of the algae build up on the sides so it wouldn't pollute the water too much.
I have done it many times, but not once have I considered using it for French pastry, not once.
8:43
Thing is, i've tasted matcha, odds are if they made that thing correctly it would have tasted good, it was just ugly as hell.
There's also a decent chance they didn't.
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos lovely.
@@itamareizikovichThe hell happened? Must have been an accident :( sorry
That matcha croissant looks like what you would see in the toilet if you insisted on making everything in your diet matcha like this girl
The longer I watched, the more unappetizing it looked!
SKIBIDI CROISSANT, SKIBIDI SKIBIDI CROISSANT
0:46 the difference here is that, despite being insufferable due to occupying like 80% of the entire road, the hummer is at least actually drivable.
The cybertruck not only is a nuisance to other drivers for various reasons, but it can also just either straight up kill you or break down far easier than even a fucking 1982 Renault Fuego.
If you really had to drive one of these two vehicles, just pick the one that lets you watch Madagascar while you're driving. (As in, not the cybertruck.)
HAHA DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO F*CKING FUNNY
@@Runningtacofamily guy/american dad joke? Forgot which one it came from. Pretty sure its family guy
@@ZrusoEruption yep you're right it was family guy it was the cutaway of the guy riding a hummer while watching madagascar
@@Runningtaco yh thanks
13:00 Is that a Liberian flag? There’s a subreddit called r/accidentallyliberia for Americans with two brain cells that can’t recognise their own flag.
yes it is liberia indeed
very specific, but glad it exists.
Bold of you to assume that they have any braincells
The Malaysian and Chilean flags also make appearances in that subreddit.
She doesn’t need to hear what the liberal doctors say! She only listens to Liberian doctors!
8:29 ..... Damien...... I warned you about putting turds on my screen! Krampus is coming, bro! Don't beg cause it's already done!
Damien is getting coal this Christmas.
@@yousseftamer4943 You.... don't know what the original Krampus was....
He's getting put in a sack and beaten with a branch
...who's gonna tell this guy that Krampus isn't real?
@@NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine Welcome to the *List*
Your pfp looks Dennis Daily being peeping Tom in 9:00 am and distorted to most confusing way possible
2:45 YOOOOO IT'S THE PILOT GUY a bit ago I used to obsessively watch his videos, I would be summoned at the mere mention of aircraft.
Yup, 74Gear! Love his breakdowns of movie scenes.
How are unicorns fake but giraffes real. Like what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel hybrid that's 40 foot.
Stolen but still funny
@@Nethaura Oh yeah I found it on the Internet
It's because the believability of something in no way affects whether or not it exists, something that Flat Earther's are unable to grasp.
Oh idk, probably because the fact wr actually see giraffes on the daily?
@@aeoifjapefijlWhσ αςτυαllγ sεεs gιrαffεs dαιlγ? Uηlεss γσυ ωοrκ ιη α ζοο, ι gυεss. Or sσmε ραrτs σf αfrιςα.
they cooked way too hard for these insults to be called rare
"Well Done Insults" 🤣
3:19
that guy looks like he's slowly devolving into a gorilla fursuit.
@seagullz.1019
Yes! I literally thought, "wow bro just looks like he's devolving in real time with that look!" 🤣💀
Glad I'm not the only that it, cheers buddy! 🥂🍻
“God will keep me healthy”
The next tweet will be her kids with a link to a gofundme to cover her funeral costs.
8:30
I felt a great disturbance in the France...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
This is how Japan declares war on France
Rick Ross looks like an introverted Tarantula
Don't insult my pets like that!!!!!
But yeah, unfortunately, I see what you mean😂
Yeah some of yall just be saying random shit
Saying that the cat looked like it came from Where the Wild Things Are was way to accurate
that croissant at 8:30.... bro i've seen dog crap that looked healthier than that. that looked like the shriveled up loose stool of a very sick dog
And then stuff squished out... Great big pile of NOPE 😂
11:13 That cat looks like it’s wearing the skin of another cat like a turtleneck jumpsuit
Lay off the cybertruck, butthead!
9:35 I saw this insult years ago and I am still looking for the video it came from, just to see how bad that music was. That comment has lived in my head rent free since 2019.
And her response at 16:07 is just perfect.
Simon Cowell looks like an alternate from the Mandela catalogue
LMFAO
I would've gone for a Humanoid from Basswood County AH after hearing the "skin suit" thing, but that works too
13:42 his nonexistent eyebrows hiding behind the 1-way mirrors he strapped to his face really compliments the grinch smile he has going on
11:00 me when I try to argue with someone from Birmingham and they drop this
8:29 who wrapped the croissant in fresh straight-from-the-ocean seaweed
NeverBrokeABone is an endless source of rare insults
8:29 i thought it was a baby crocodile being torn apart for a second.
I was hoping for a new rare insults vid. Nice!
9:48 Guy looks like the nerd emoji. I can physically hear the "ERM ACKSHUALLY" from the gap in those gaping teeth already.
"cold water with the memory of coffee" sir. Sir. You need to post that on the subreddit.
So much Damien. Damien makes me happy. :)
Why does that croissant look like something I lost under my bed when I was 12?
02:18 IT’S THE DAUGHTERS OF NIRVANA BAND MEMBERS🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
8:28
Was eating thanksgiving leftovers (Canadian here) and this almost made me lose my appetite.
5:09
bro fucking paragraph'd his ass 😭
13:29 Probably has been said before, but he looks like a Madam Tussauds replica of Simon Cowell ever so slowly melting due to an invisible candle.
1:54 NOOOOO I HAVE AN UNCLE WHO SMILES LIKE THAT WHY YOU GOTTA DO HIM SO DIRTY
6:10 they didn't do my boy Noel like that 😂
Waddya mean "slowly becoming"?? Thoughty Two has always looked like that. 😂
2:44 Not 74Gear 😭
6:40 I know a guy who drank 7 cups of coffee in one evening
he felt terrible the next 2-3 days but that was all
8:28 my dog pooped that yesterday
Why did that simon cowell image look like an ild candle melting jesus
14:11 Why does this guy look like if Coffeezilla drank too much and got hungover?
Totally not me writing all these down to use for future arguments…
1:58 I am dead lmao. This was the best roast I've seen in my entire life.
10:25 guy on the left looks like Robert Watered-Downey Jr.
2:20 smells like teen girl squad
But who are they tho
@@darrylwilliams6888a music group called boygenius
members are lucy dacus, julien baker and phoebe bridgers - they all have solo careers and sometimes work together to make music as boygenius
0:15 I wonder if anyone replied to him with something related to "An Hero".
3:18 Fuck it we devolve
5:58 Thank you. I now have a favorite insult. 😂
8:43 thats not a croissant thats a croiaint
Damn, these insults are even rarer than the chances that I get a girlfriend.
4:25 has been added into my vocabulary, *thanks.*
At least the Hummer looked cool and functioned properly.
The Cyber truck is the Hummer if it were compressed down to an 8bit image and then upscaled and reconstructed.
7:30 how has he not picked up on MrBeast being a bad person yet.
Over 3,000 views in 34 minutes, Emkay stayed on.👍
That is not a croissant. It's an abomination that needs to be compelled by some sort of power...
"Tiktok comments are insane."
Instagram: *"Are we a joke to you?"*
Nice vid tho👍
I broke up with my minecraft gf & my dad started crying, turns out he just lost $1,000,000 because the scratch card he found was fake.
7:57 Animals are generally slaughtered before they're adults so the meat is more tender, so Mr. Beast is, in fact, eating a dead child.
0:37 you did not just call Family Feud, Saturday Night Live
I can’t tell if your joking or not
@@benderman2468im not, it says so right there on the card that hes holding
@ it’s an snl skit
It's both 🤦♀️
13:46 this man looks like if you fused Dr. Doofenshmirtz with the penguin
8:29 every maître pâtissier just felt a disturbance in the force
I saw the comment about the cat looking like the Halloween prop and was like "Haha! I thought the same thing!"
Took me a solid minute to realize that was from my old Twitter account.
You know, when Jack Black was on screen I realised that EmKay sounds just like him, like really close my god
8:28 I'm sorry, but I have a policy against eating things that look like poop. I unfortunately can not partake in... that.
11:09
This cat is built like Cuddles's death from the 36th episode of Happy Tree Friends (Class Act).
im wearing a bon jovi shirt the stars aligned
0:01 he makes a good point.
4:25 that dude WENT IN!! 😂
4:52 😂
5:20 😆
6:53 🪰
8:50 😆
11:27 😆😂
13:48 😂
14:48 Not Ali Koca!
someone want to clue this Gen-x'er into what it means to 'flip a lucky'?
Gen z here! I have no clue. 😅
It's a smoking thing, people will flip a cigarette in the pack that they call a 'lucky' and won't smoke it til the rest are gone. Dunno why but it's a thing
Apparently it started in WWII. People in service would flip a cigarette around in the pack because when they got down to the last one, it would signify surviving another day. At least, that's what I could find. Millennial here, never heard the phrase before this video.
These are truly inspiring. I'm taking notes
6:06 he looks like that one tf2 meme where heavy is buff af
Idk if i stressed it enough
9:15 oh yeah because it’s not like it gets more and more unattainably expensive to live closer to the city/work???
0:47 refrigerator vs deformed refrigerator
13:36 I IMMEDIATELY thought of Men In Black 😭😂🤣
3:37 the guy who posted that reposted CP 😭😭heard of em today
What… 💀😟
@@grimmason7377 yeah its uhhh weird
Nice work I love your channel 😂
4:14 genuinely, that was the face my father made when i told him i liked ska.
15:40 get me a man who can do this PLEASE🤣
definitely going to use that last one bc zamn
9:29 OMG that's my dad making the comment!
What's the source video? Because someone else in the comments and I are interested in hearing how bad the music was!
9:20 They have the same haircut tho 😂
MORE DAMIEN I LOVE DAMIEN
2:40 Honda cars a worthy opponent.
Last 3 were crazyyy
9:57 Hi! 42 here.
Omg the kitty is so cute!
12:58 it’s funny because I’m assuming she’s American, but that is indeed, not the American flag… it only has 1 star lol
6:10 love that man but it looks more like theirs a smaller guy on a bigger guy.
2:00 homie looks like the thrift store version of Ronaldo.
4:48
I hate this subreddit, it basically requests people to insult the ones who had their bone(s) broken.
Day 252 of guessing the editor.
0:16 Kenny.
Day 2 of asking for the double narrator videos that haven't been uploaded yet.
3:00 cant blame em. Idk why people think Aussies are automatically funny because of their accent.
I’ve never been this earlier holy
Same
what do you mean my plans
gunshot
15:35 isnt that gardening with less steps?
8:45 T h e c r i c k l e
13:37 I am thinking botched plastic surgery or a stroke.
0:52 hey don’t talk about my balls like that! I’m sorry frank and dank they didn’t mean it.
Video 2 of asking EmKay to make a video on r/AbruptChaos