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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 Місяць тому +350

    1999: "i need attention so i bought an excessively big car"
    2024: "i need attention because my meme truck is trying to kill me"

    • @dmk12345
      @dmk12345 Місяць тому +18

      I’m guessing the meme truck you’re referring to is the one that looks like it came from the PlayStation 1.

  • @titush.3195
    @titush.3195 Місяць тому +195

    6:00 My hamster looking at me right before he runs straight into the lit fireplace

  • @matthewhalo1799
    @matthewhalo1799 Місяць тому +83

    “God will keep me healthy”
    Says the lady using oxygen left over from her cancer

  • @itamareizikovich
    @itamareizikovich Місяць тому +154

    I used to take care of lovebirds.
    They had those upside-down plastic bottles they would drink from, it was very convenient to fill up.
    Every once in a while I had to get rid of the algae build up on the sides so it wouldn't pollute the water too much.
    I have done it many times, but not once have I considered using it for French pastry, not once.
    8:43

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Місяць тому +14

      Thing is, i've tasted matcha, odds are if they made that thing correctly it would have tasted good, it was just ugly as hell.
      There's also a decent chance they didn't.

    • @itamareizikovich
      @itamareizikovich Місяць тому

      @@BetterCallBigShotAutos lovely.

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 5 днів тому

      ​@@itamareizikovichThe hell happened? Must have been an accident :( sorry

  • @pine_demon
    @pine_demon Місяць тому +54

    That matcha croissant looks like what you would see in the toilet if you insisted on making everything in your diet matcha like this girl

  • @yoshisreal
    @yoshisreal Місяць тому +80

    0:46 the difference here is that, despite being insufferable due to occupying like 80% of the entire road, the hummer is at least actually drivable.
    The cybertruck not only is a nuisance to other drivers for various reasons, but it can also just either straight up kill you or break down far easier than even a fucking 1982 Renault Fuego.
    If you really had to drive one of these two vehicles, just pick the one that lets you watch Madagascar while you're driving. (As in, not the cybertruck.)

    • @Runningtaco
      @Runningtaco 21 день тому +2

      HAHA DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO F*CKING FUNNY

    • @ZrusoEruption
      @ZrusoEruption 19 днів тому +1

      ​@@Runningtacofamily guy/american dad joke? Forgot which one it came from. Pretty sure its family guy

    • @Runningtaco
      @Runningtaco 19 днів тому +1

      @@ZrusoEruption yep you're right it was family guy it was the cutaway of the guy riding a hummer while watching madagascar

    • @ZrusoEruption
      @ZrusoEruption 19 днів тому

      @@Runningtaco yh thanks

  • @evanwoodward6376
    @evanwoodward6376 Місяць тому +213

    13:00 Is that a Liberian flag? There’s a subreddit called r/accidentallyliberia for Americans with two brain cells that can’t recognise their own flag.

    • @Sine_Vox
      @Sine_Vox Місяць тому +14

      yes it is liberia indeed

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook Місяць тому +15

      very specific, but glad it exists.

    • @facundootero7973
      @facundootero7973 Місяць тому +10

      Bold of you to assume that they have any braincells

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Місяць тому +9

      The Malaysian and Chilean flags also make appearances in that subreddit.

    • @alexiserlexcc
      @alexiserlexcc Місяць тому

      She doesn’t need to hear what the liberal doctors say! She only listens to Liberian doctors!

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat Місяць тому +105

    8:29 ..... Damien...... I warned you about putting turds on my screen! Krampus is coming, bro! Don't beg cause it's already done!

    • @yousseftamer4943
      @yousseftamer4943 Місяць тому +3

      Damien is getting coal this Christmas.

    • @Nahyoudontgetthat
      @Nahyoudontgetthat Місяць тому +3

      @@yousseftamer4943 You.... don't know what the original Krampus was....
      He's getting put in a sack and beaten with a branch

    • @NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine
      @NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine Місяць тому +1

      ...who's gonna tell this guy that Krampus isn't real?

    • @Nahyoudontgetthat
      @Nahyoudontgetthat Місяць тому

      @@NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine Welcome to the *List*

    • @grimmason7377
      @grimmason7377 Місяць тому +1

      Your pfp looks Dennis Daily being peeping Tom in 9:00 am and distorted to most confusing way possible

  • @SuspiciouslyCatShapedPotato
    @SuspiciouslyCatShapedPotato Місяць тому +31

    2:45 YOOOOO IT'S THE PILOT GUY a bit ago I used to obsessively watch his videos, I would be summoned at the mere mention of aircraft.

  • @muffyxmind
    @muffyxmind Місяць тому +591

    How are unicorns fake but giraffes real. Like what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel hybrid that's 40 foot.

    • @Nethaura
      @Nethaura Місяць тому +68

      Stolen but still funny

    • @muffyxmind
      @muffyxmind Місяць тому +41

      @@Nethaura Oh yeah I found it on the Internet

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Місяць тому +28

      It's because the believability of something in no way affects whether or not it exists, something that Flat Earther's are unable to grasp.

    • @aeoifjapefijl
      @aeoifjapefijl Місяць тому +3

      Oh idk, probably because the fact wr actually see giraffes on the daily?

    • @PatshraygKawlinse-o4b
      @PatshraygKawlinse-o4b Місяць тому

      @@aeoifjapefijlWhσ αςτυαllγ sεεs gιrαffεs dαιlγ? Uηlεss γσυ ωοrκ ιη α ζοο, ι gυεss. Or sσmε ραrτs σf αfrιςα.

  • @thingdoer2
    @thingdoer2 Місяць тому +23

    they cooked way too hard for these insults to be called rare

    • @KellyBeeSan
      @KellyBeeSan Місяць тому +1

      "Well Done Insults" 🤣

  • @seagullz.1019
    @seagullz.1019 Місяць тому +57

    3:19
    that guy looks like he's slowly devolving into a gorilla fursuit.

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus Місяць тому

      @seagullz.1019
      Yes! I literally thought, "wow bro just looks like he's devolving in real time with that look!" 🤣💀
      Glad I'm not the only that it, cheers buddy! 🥂🍻

  • @Alverant
    @Alverant Місяць тому +9

    “God will keep me healthy”
    The next tweet will be her kids with a link to a gofundme to cover her funeral costs.

  • @LAPCGames
    @LAPCGames Місяць тому +10

    8:30
    I felt a great disturbance in the France...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 28 днів тому +2

      This is how Japan declares war on France

  • @squidwardshouse5431
    @squidwardshouse5431 Місяць тому +63

    Rick Ross looks like an introverted Tarantula

    • @heleninglis9961
      @heleninglis9961 Місяць тому +2

      Don't insult my pets like that!!!!!
      But yeah, unfortunately, I see what you mean😂

    • @CouncilBloom
      @CouncilBloom Місяць тому +2

      Yeah some of yall just be saying random shit

  • @Why-vz2sc
    @Why-vz2sc Місяць тому +14

    Saying that the cat looked like it came from Where the Wild Things Are was way to accurate

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 Місяць тому +11

    that croissant at 8:30.... bro i've seen dog crap that looked healthier than that. that looked like the shriveled up loose stool of a very sick dog

    • @SeahawksFTW2014
      @SeahawksFTW2014 Місяць тому

      And then stuff squished out... Great big pile of NOPE 😂

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku Місяць тому +5

    11:13 That cat looks like it’s wearing the skin of another cat like a turtleneck jumpsuit

  • @protoborg
    @protoborg Місяць тому +3

    Lay off the cybertruck, butthead!

  • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
    @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Місяць тому +9

    9:35 I saw this insult years ago and I am still looking for the video it came from, just to see how bad that music was. That comment has lived in my head rent free since 2019.
    And her response at 16:07 is just perfect.

  • @dragonmaster4627
    @dragonmaster4627 Місяць тому +19

    Simon Cowell looks like an alternate from the Mandela catalogue

    • @Metal_SandwichMadness
      @Metal_SandwichMadness Місяць тому +2

      LMFAO

    • @shadowstar8619
      @shadowstar8619 20 днів тому +3

      I would've gone for a Humanoid from Basswood County AH after hearing the "skin suit" thing, but that works too

  • @Spexx368
    @Spexx368 Місяць тому +2

    13:42 his nonexistent eyebrows hiding behind the 1-way mirrors he strapped to his face really compliments the grinch smile he has going on

  • @The_redcoats
    @The_redcoats Місяць тому +3

    11:00 me when I try to argue with someone from Birmingham and they drop this

  • @Idont_eatcrocs
    @Idont_eatcrocs Місяць тому +22

    8:29 who wrapped the croissant in fresh straight-from-the-ocean seaweed

  • @PalisadePeryton
    @PalisadePeryton Місяць тому +3

    NeverBrokeABone is an endless source of rare insults

  • @pandynogatonga
    @pandynogatonga Місяць тому +9

    8:29 i thought it was a baby crocodile being torn apart for a second.

  • @zakkybounce
    @zakkybounce Місяць тому +12

    I was hoping for a new rare insults vid. Nice!

  • @TheGodofdrawing
    @TheGodofdrawing Місяць тому +3

    9:48 Guy looks like the nerd emoji. I can physically hear the "ERM ACKSHUALLY" from the gap in those gaping teeth already.

  • @Midorikonokami
    @Midorikonokami Місяць тому +1

    "cold water with the memory of coffee" sir. Sir. You need to post that on the subreddit.

  • @itsOasus
    @itsOasus Місяць тому +5

    So much Damien. Damien makes me happy. :)

  • @AdiG1
    @AdiG1 Місяць тому +3

    Why does that croissant look like something I lost under my bed when I was 12?

  • @KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421
    @KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421 18 днів тому +2

    02:18 IT’S THE DAUGHTERS OF NIRVANA BAND MEMBERS🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @dangerguy9561
    @dangerguy9561 Місяць тому +4

    8:28
    Was eating thanksgiving leftovers (Canadian here) and this almost made me lose my appetite.

  • @IrisTheiforgotten
    @IrisTheiforgotten Місяць тому +5

    5:09
    bro fucking paragraph'd his ass 😭

  • @dreadnought4089
    @dreadnought4089 Місяць тому +3

    13:29 Probably has been said before, but he looks like a Madam Tussauds replica of Simon Cowell ever so slowly melting due to an invisible candle.

  • @darcydreaming6931
    @darcydreaming6931 Місяць тому +3

    1:54 NOOOOO I HAVE AN UNCLE WHO SMILES LIKE THAT WHY YOU GOTTA DO HIM SO DIRTY

  • @DrIgnacious
    @DrIgnacious Місяць тому +10

    6:10 they didn't do my boy Noel like that 😂

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 Місяць тому +2

    Waddya mean "slowly becoming"?? Thoughty Two has always looked like that. 😂

  • @fibecheee
    @fibecheee Місяць тому +8

    2:44 Not 74Gear 😭

  • @АндрейЛотарев-и3п
    @АндрейЛотарев-и3п Місяць тому +2

    6:40 I know a guy who drank 7 cups of coffee in one evening
    he felt terrible the next 2-3 days but that was all

  • @dampididump
    @dampididump Місяць тому +4

    8:28 my dog pooped that yesterday

  • @phoenyxgames2030
    @phoenyxgames2030 Місяць тому +2

    Why did that simon cowell image look like an ild candle melting jesus

  • @R.K_Chalkboard
    @R.K_Chalkboard Місяць тому +5

    14:11 Why does this guy look like if Coffeezilla drank too much and got hungover?

  • @S0m3-W3rid0
    @S0m3-W3rid0 28 днів тому +1

    Totally not me writing all these down to use for future arguments…

  • @celtictheknight
    @celtictheknight Місяць тому +4

    1:58 I am dead lmao. This was the best roast I've seen in my entire life.

  • @hluccaskywalker8329
    @hluccaskywalker8329 Місяць тому +3

    10:25 guy on the left looks like Robert Watered-Downey Jr.

  • @kiti_cat524
    @kiti_cat524 Місяць тому +10

    2:20 smells like teen girl squad

    • @darrylwilliams6888
      @darrylwilliams6888 Місяць тому +1

      But who are they tho

    • @alyssabaines7911
      @alyssabaines7911 Місяць тому

      @@darrylwilliams6888a music group called boygenius
      members are lucy dacus, julien baker and phoebe bridgers - they all have solo careers and sometimes work together to make music as boygenius

  • @evanchismark3092
    @evanchismark3092 Місяць тому +8

    0:15 I wonder if anyone replied to him with something related to "An Hero".

  • @fibecheee
    @fibecheee Місяць тому +4

    3:18 Fuck it we devolve

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 Місяць тому +2

    5:58 Thank you. I now have a favorite insult. 😂

  • @fred8391
    @fred8391 Місяць тому +10

    8:43 thats not a croissant thats a croiaint

  • @chajas5529
    @chajas5529 Місяць тому +1

    Damn, these insults are even rarer than the chances that I get a girlfriend.

  • @nashira-eo9tu
    @nashira-eo9tu Місяць тому +1

    4:25 has been added into my vocabulary, *thanks.*

  • @xX_Gravity_Xx
    @xX_Gravity_Xx Місяць тому

    At least the Hummer looked cool and functioned properly.
    The Cyber truck is the Hummer if it were compressed down to an 8bit image and then upscaled and reconstructed.

  • @WilliamTheLonelyRobot2
    @WilliamTheLonelyRobot2 Місяць тому +2

    7:30 how has he not picked up on MrBeast being a bad person yet.

  • @matthewelliott7294
    @matthewelliott7294 Місяць тому +4

    Over 3,000 views in 34 minutes, Emkay stayed on.👍

  • @SeahawksFTW2014
    @SeahawksFTW2014 Місяць тому

    That is not a croissant. It's an abomination that needs to be compelled by some sort of power...

  • @rgberueda3282
    @rgberueda3282 22 дні тому +1

    "Tiktok comments are insane."
    Instagram: *"Are we a joke to you?"*
    Nice vid tho👍

  • @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942
    @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942 21 день тому +3

    I broke up with my minecraft gf & my dad started crying, turns out he just lost $1,000,000 because the scratch card he found was fake.

  • @miriamlogan3733
    @miriamlogan3733 Місяць тому +5

    7:57 Animals are generally slaughtered before they're adults so the meat is more tender, so Mr. Beast is, in fact, eating a dead child.

  • @ShadowPrime69
    @ShadowPrime69 Місяць тому +3

    0:37 you did not just call Family Feud, Saturday Night Live

    • @benderman2468
      @benderman2468 13 днів тому

      I can’t tell if your joking or not

    • @ShadowPrime69
      @ShadowPrime69 13 днів тому

      @@benderman2468im not, it says so right there on the card that hes holding

    • @benderman2468
      @benderman2468 13 днів тому

      @ it’s an snl skit

    • @cassandra_bonnet
      @cassandra_bonnet 3 дні тому

      It's both 🤦‍♀️

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku Місяць тому +1

    13:46 this man looks like if you fused Dr. Doofenshmirtz with the penguin

  • @macklinillustration
    @macklinillustration Місяць тому +1

    8:29 every maître pâtissier just felt a disturbance in the force

  • @GlitterySpleen
    @GlitterySpleen 13 днів тому

    I saw the comment about the cat looking like the Halloween prop and was like "Haha! I thought the same thing!"
    Took me a solid minute to realize that was from my old Twitter account.

  • @kezmsfilms1300
    @kezmsfilms1300 Місяць тому +2

    You know, when Jack Black was on screen I realised that EmKay sounds just like him, like really close my god

  • @autisticwitch7581
    @autisticwitch7581 Місяць тому

    8:28 I'm sorry, but I have a policy against eating things that look like poop. I unfortunately can not partake in... that.

  • @DoughnutThatIsIdle
    @DoughnutThatIsIdle Місяць тому +5

    11:09
    This cat is built like Cuddles's death from the 36th episode of Happy Tree Friends (Class Act).

  • @DevilmilkX3
    @DevilmilkX3 Місяць тому +1

    im wearing a bon jovi shirt the stars aligned

  • @bravewater5737
    @bravewater5737 18 днів тому

    0:01 he makes a good point.
    4:25 that dude WENT IN!! 😂
    4:52 😂
    5:20 😆
    6:53 🪰
    8:50 😆
    11:27 😆😂
    13:48 😂
    14:48 Not Ali Koca!

  • @georgerobinson1252
    @georgerobinson1252 Місяць тому +16

    someone want to clue this Gen-x'er into what it means to 'flip a lucky'?

    • @clarabear501
      @clarabear501 Місяць тому +5

      Gen z here! I have no clue. 😅

    • @Yadnnday
      @Yadnnday Місяць тому +11

      It's a smoking thing, people will flip a cigarette in the pack that they call a 'lucky' and won't smoke it til the rest are gone. Dunno why but it's a thing

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 Місяць тому +15

      Apparently it started in WWII. People in service would flip a cigarette around in the pack because when they got down to the last one, it would signify surviving another day. At least, that's what I could find. Millennial here, never heard the phrase before this video.

  • @carisskrinkle9722
    @carisskrinkle9722 Місяць тому

    These are truly inspiring. I'm taking notes

  • @BedrottingArtist
    @BedrottingArtist 21 день тому

    6:06 he looks like that one tf2 meme where heavy is buff af
    Idk if i stressed it enough

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic Місяць тому

    9:15 oh yeah because it’s not like it gets more and more unattainably expensive to live closer to the city/work???

  • @WheelieGio-q7y
    @WheelieGio-q7y 8 днів тому

    0:47 refrigerator vs deformed refrigerator

  • @KellyBeeSan
    @KellyBeeSan Місяць тому

    13:36 I IMMEDIATELY thought of Men In Black 😭😂🤣

  • @yytoast
    @yytoast Місяць тому +1

    3:37 the guy who posted that reposted CP 😭😭heard of em today

    • @grimmason7377
      @grimmason7377 Місяць тому

      What… 💀😟

    • @yytoast
      @yytoast Місяць тому

      @@grimmason7377 yeah its uhhh weird

  • @Orionx280
    @Orionx280 Місяць тому

    Nice work I love your channel 😂

  • @super._.silliezz
    @super._.silliezz Місяць тому

    4:14 genuinely, that was the face my father made when i told him i liked ska.

  • @kokobopjammer2571
    @kokobopjammer2571 4 дні тому

    15:40 get me a man who can do this PLEASE🤣

  • @tardybloomer
    @tardybloomer Місяць тому

    definitely going to use that last one bc zamn

  • @noey75
    @noey75 Місяць тому +1

    9:29 OMG that's my dad making the comment!

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow Місяць тому +2

      What's the source video? Because someone else in the comments and I are interested in hearing how bad the music was!

  • @user-if9pp4vg7g
    @user-if9pp4vg7g 3 години тому

    9:20 They have the same haircut tho 😂

  • @TheNutshaq
    @TheNutshaq Місяць тому

    MORE DAMIEN I LOVE DAMIEN

  • @obsidian9998
    @obsidian9998 2 дні тому

    2:40 Honda cars a worthy opponent.

  • @chaus1ku
    @chaus1ku Місяць тому

    Last 3 were crazyyy

  • @mati.benapezo
    @mati.benapezo Місяць тому +1

    9:57 Hi! 42 here.

  • @sunshinelittler5027
    @sunshinelittler5027 2 дні тому

    Omg the kitty is so cute!

  • @lilygamingtheories1410
    @lilygamingtheories1410 26 днів тому

    12:58 it’s funny because I’m assuming she’s American, but that is indeed, not the American flag… it only has 1 star lol

  • @user-lx8mk2wr2r
    @user-lx8mk2wr2r Місяць тому +1

    6:10 love that man but it looks more like theirs a smaller guy on a bigger guy.

  • @user-if9pp4vg7g
    @user-if9pp4vg7g 3 години тому

    2:00 homie looks like the thrift store version of Ronaldo.

  • @Werewolf_Boyo.From_CRK
    @Werewolf_Boyo.From_CRK Місяць тому

    4:48
    I hate this subreddit, it basically requests people to insult the ones who had their bone(s) broken.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles Місяць тому +1

    Day 252 of guessing the editor.
    0:16 Kenny.
    Day 2 of asking for the double narrator videos that haven't been uploaded yet.

  • @user-if9pp4vg7g
    @user-if9pp4vg7g 3 години тому

    3:00 cant blame em. Idk why people think Aussies are automatically funny because of their accent.

  • @TrumpetsharkREAL
    @TrumpetsharkREAL Місяць тому +3

    I’ve never been this earlier holy

  • @Enderguy57
    @Enderguy57 9 днів тому

    what do you mean my plans
    gunshot

  • @bruh_8129
    @bruh_8129 Місяць тому

    15:35 isnt that gardening with less steps?

  • @GSerrano21
    @GSerrano21 Місяць тому

    8:45 T h e c r i c k l e

  • @WarneD1
    @WarneD1 Місяць тому

    13:37 I am thinking botched plastic surgery or a stroke.

  • @coneheadzigity
    @coneheadzigity Місяць тому

    0:52 hey don’t talk about my balls like that! I’m sorry frank and dank they didn’t mean it.

  • @blast.507
    @blast.507 Місяць тому

    Video 2 of asking EmKay to make a video on r/AbruptChaos