The Wild World of Inuit Folklore

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @isaiah3680
    @isaiah3680 4 роки тому +6806

    Pregnant woman gets bumped into and stumbles backwards
    "oh no... uh oh *UH OH* "

    • @sneepsnorp1404
      @sneepsnorp1404 4 роки тому +71

      I love this

    • @davidmoret5150
      @davidmoret5150 4 роки тому +73

      *STINKY*

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 роки тому +134

      Baby: *moonwalk time*

    • @AlexG-cf1gz
      @AlexG-cf1gz 4 роки тому +20

      Explain to me how this has 1.1k likes and 5 comments at the time of writing this

    • @user-lk3sj5yb8d
      @user-lk3sj5yb8d 4 роки тому +10

      1.8k and 6 comments(excluding mines) at the moment of writing this(which is the 00:29 minute of the hour)(I don’t wanna reveal my time zone)

  • @medic1204
    @medic1204 4 роки тому +11553

    So for the sun and moon part
    Uh
    Umm
    *what happens when there’s a solar eclipse*

    • @thelittleagustus.2292
      @thelittleagustus.2292 4 роки тому +1570

      Sje gets tired and he is either begging for forgiveness or getting more Eskimo kisses

    • @eric2980
      @eric2980 4 роки тому +682

      Can eclipses happen at the poles? It seems like if it never happened, they may never have thought of it

    • @medic1204
      @medic1204 4 роки тому +589

      Eric “Only partial solar eclipses can be observed from the North and South Poles”

    • @pakhisingha8959
      @pakhisingha8959 4 роки тому +368

      Intercourse

    • @RafaelaOliveira-rw9sx
      @RafaelaOliveira-rw9sx 4 роки тому +566

      She’s been c a u g h t

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian 3 роки тому +1412

    "Ah yes that's why the Sun doesn't have tits."
    LMAO

  • @aoibhie1208
    @aoibhie1208 2 роки тому +4466

    Irish folklore is insane too. Some of our favourites are "The man who dies if he gets off a horse", "the four children who become swans and then die", "the child who kills a dog and then becomes the new dog for the owner", "the man who pretends to be a giant's baby to scare a real giant", and "the man who gained infinite knowledge because he burned his finger on a salmon". The horse guy is the salmon guy's son. The salmon guy is the same guy as the baby guy.

    • @cerberaodollam
      @cerberaodollam Рік тому +466

      And the "men get period pains because they forced a pregnant woman to run a marathon"

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Рік тому +239

      And how dog kid became a legendary warrior that threw a spear made of sea monster bone with his feet

    • @seandunbar7364
      @seandunbar7364 Рік тому +126

      dont forget that the salmon guy is literally named "mac cool" i think anyway. different spelling though

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +9

      E

    • @toecheese9935
      @toecheese9935 Рік тому +36

      @@seandunbar7364 finn mccumhail

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 4 роки тому +4761

    Inuit father: "This is *obviously* not my baby!"
    Inuit mother: "Calm down, Tuktuk. I drank from a soup bowl, okay?! Sorry 'bout that."

  • @meguemil8542
    @meguemil8542 4 роки тому +5534

    "Don't drink directly from a soup bowl or it will come out with dark skin"
    "I'm not touching that one"
    Damn that was so funny

    • @welderboy13
      @welderboy13 4 роки тому +118

      Aka a future inmate amirite?

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 4 роки тому +52

      @@welderboy13 hush

    • @incic3489
      @incic3489 4 роки тому +103

      @@mathusan a quick google search shows me, no, they aren't darker than african american people. They look like asian people who got a tan.

    • @welderboy13
      @welderboy13 4 роки тому +3

      @@mathusan thats not actually the funny part at all

    • @rohitseshadri6166
      @rohitseshadri6166 4 роки тому +5

      666 not touching that shit

  • @dannydorito3325
    @dannydorito3325 2 роки тому +814

    As an inuk I love the quote (Inuit is plural) "the paranoid levels of fear required to survive in such a hostel environment"

    • @discotheque7138
      @discotheque7138 8 місяців тому +31

      as a fellow inuk, same
      Shame he didn't mention Kiviuq or the Tupilaqs

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 6 днів тому +1

      ​@@discotheque7138 well now I'm curious, what are those about?

    • @discotheque7138
      @discotheque7138 6 днів тому

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 basically, tupilaq/tupilak legend has it that carving into some kind of hard animal matter (ivory, enamel, bone, etc) and sending it off to someone will curse them, I.E. kinda like mailing someone anthrax minus… well the anthrax. If your curse didn’t happen to them, you’d be afflicted instead.
      Kiviuq/Kiviuk/kayak, etc, is a kinda Inuit folk hero who would go on journeys and pester poachers, spirits, and just not very nice people in general all nondescriminatory like. He also had a Kayak (Inuit canoe, fun word to say) which he road in along the water.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 6 днів тому

      @@discotheque7138 oh thy sounds fun. Tupilaq even remind me of the Curse stones ofanient Greece it's neat to see that idea go so far.
      And kiviuq sounds.. *cool*

  • @ironicness_gone
    @ironicness_gone Рік тому +338

    The “No more fingy foods for 3 moons!” Is my favorite part 😂

  • @shadowkiller7581
    @shadowkiller7581 4 роки тому +2735

    Teacher: what is your favorite holiday
    Student: oh the annual bladder fest

    • @azelcisneros8530
      @azelcisneros8530 4 роки тому

      Bruh

    • @ADAM96667
      @ADAM96667 4 роки тому +2

      What the hell is your profile picture

    • @fattdamon1980
      @fattdamon1980 4 роки тому +1

      @Daniel Anderson that seems mean spirited.

    • @eepuns
      @eepuns 3 роки тому

      What a fucking travesty

  • @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae
    @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae 4 роки тому +4075

    The next night “I’ll f-kin do it again”.
    I think I died

  • @bugboyweevil
    @bugboyweevil Рік тому +463

    Another fun inuit folklore character is the ijiraq, a shapeshifter. It can become literally anything or anyone, but with red eyes. However, it's "true form" is identical to a human being, except its eyes and mouth are each rotated 90° on your face. Yeah.

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 Рік тому +34

      Wait so like are they rotated in place so they are vertical rather than horizontal or are rotated to the sides of the face

    • @reginaldcampos5762
      @reginaldcampos5762 Рік тому +31

      So.... :)

    • @justjillhere1648
      @justjillhere1648 Рік тому +17

      Like this :)
      Or this? (:

    • @depgabby
      @depgabby 9 місяців тому +5

      @@Sarah12471vertical and not to the side

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 9 місяців тому

      @@depgabby ah i see

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop Рік тому +156

    “If you kill a polar bear”
    That’s quite the monumental “if”.

  • @brianxavier5130
    @brianxavier5130 4 роки тому +2534

    Pregnant lady: *drinks directly from soup bowl*
    Child: *Bravo six, going dark*

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 роки тому +29

      Pyrite Ponderer this is a great comment

    • @ded8103
      @ded8103 4 роки тому +2

      Rofl

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 4 роки тому

      ded the fuck does that mean

    • @AlterNate1337
      @AlterNate1337 4 роки тому

      Thot Hunter 69
      "Rolling On (the)
      Floor Laughing"
      It's stupid, though.
      Lmao is way better.

    • @vinb4495
      @vinb4495 4 роки тому

      Noice

  • @flemy
    @flemy 4 роки тому +1877

    Sam: *hey kids*
    my brain: time for some *D O P A M I N E*

  • @birdiehicks3925
    @birdiehicks3925 Рік тому +883

    as an alaskan native (not inuit, but still some similar beliefs) i love this. you did well, i appreciate the spreading of this beautiful culture, mixed with your unique humour. 10/10

  • @themk4982
    @themk4982 3 роки тому +93

    2:54
    The sheer fear in that seal’s eyes after finding a fucking forest of its family’s blown-up bladders is almost too funny to comprehend.

  • @derdefender8408
    @derdefender8408 4 роки тому +2325

    "Ill fcking do it again" got me snorting pepsi

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice 4 роки тому +57

      Bruh coke is the stuff you snort smh

    • @SirShanova
      @SirShanova 4 роки тому +4

      I’m sorry

    • @bigboi8925
      @bigboi8925 4 роки тому +6

      I prefer Fanta

    • @LordButtsauce
      @LordButtsauce 4 роки тому +14

      @@DogsRNice does it matter? the ice cubes get stuck in your nose just as fast either way

    • @user-pb7mz7cw3s
      @user-pb7mz7cw3s 4 роки тому +2

      it made me so happy !! love that video ahahah

  • @beardedwalrus9955
    @beardedwalrus9955 4 роки тому +2698

    Everyone talking about Thanksgiving
    Sam: Inuits eat souls

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 роки тому +4

      oooooh i was wondering why it was the same as greys

    • @matstermati6467
      @matstermati6467 4 роки тому +5

      whats your fav sabaton song?

    • @deadmeme4218
      @deadmeme4218 4 роки тому +1

      ITS AT 666 LIKES RREE

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 4 роки тому +1

      Nobody:
      Sam: and that's why the sun doesnt have tits

    • @beardedwalrus9955
      @beardedwalrus9955 4 роки тому +4

      @@matstermati6467 They are all good but of the new ones I really like 82nd All The Way.

  • @Isabella-bz7un
    @Isabella-bz7un Рік тому +126

    I’m a Greenlandic Inuit!! I’m happy to see this. Sedna is called Sassuma Arnaa in Greenlandic, meaning mother/goddess of the sea.

    • @user-mr6xm1rb1q
      @user-mr6xm1rb1q 6 місяців тому +2

      Ua aam

    • @thecomentingcat6280
      @thecomentingcat6280 Місяць тому +1

      Wow! I didn't now that Greenland had a native population, I would love to learn more.

  • @Ahmed-hd4lr
    @Ahmed-hd4lr 3 роки тому +100

    “turns your whole village into a big japanese flag”

  • @2Pixelated
    @2Pixelated 4 роки тому +7298

    NO MORE FINGY FOODS FOR
    *T H R E E M O O N S*

  • @nathanmorton7728
    @nathanmorton7728 4 роки тому +2127

    The goofy’s trial reference, damn.

    • @dunkelheit8594
      @dunkelheit8594 4 роки тому +129

      I'll fucking do it again

    • @austinbailey3284
      @austinbailey3284 4 роки тому +56

      From the album that defined the decade

    • @thailai3277
      @thailai3277 4 роки тому +31

      what a cultured man

    • @ukmen16
      @ukmen16 4 роки тому +24

      Immortal Papa Franku !
      Big F for him

    • @spoonyabyss8814
      @spoonyabyss8814 4 роки тому +10

      This thread makes me quite happy

  • @KyraTheUnicorn
    @KyraTheUnicorn 3 роки тому +125

    I remember learning about Sedna in school and I just absorbed it like, “oh okay her fingers are seals”

  • @maelsno.1soundcloudlistener
    @maelsno.1soundcloudlistener Рік тому +67

    I’m an inuk and I found this funny, the stories differentiate from different parts of the arctic, but yeah, I really liked this

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 10 місяців тому +3

      Are these the same or different versions of these stories you heard?

  • @stupidoeecho6949
    @stupidoeecho6949 4 роки тому +10341

    Sam O’Nella doing his monthly “I’m still alive” check ups

    • @almostover100
      @almostover100 4 роки тому +63

      @@huzaffaqazi1480 Nah mate, he best stay dead

    • @AFishBicycle
      @AFishBicycle 4 роки тому +66

      Monthly?!? He regularly goes dark for many many moons at a time 🙄

    • @dragonlorddracodenblaze
      @dragonlorddracodenblaze 4 роки тому +5

      @@AFishBicycle at least 10,000 years

    • @user-nx3we8hh8r
      @user-nx3we8hh8r 4 роки тому +10

      *yearly

    • @jordanhn6230
      @jordanhn6230 4 роки тому +25

      Nah, his subreddit went through a phase where they made hentai of Sam, so no fingy foods for 3 moons.

  • @homielad450
    @homielad450 4 роки тому +2107

    "Souls don't much care for getting eat."
    I can imagine.

    • @davidbengtsson4964
      @davidbengtsson4964 4 роки тому +10

      Talk for yourself

    • @enmorydjuan9473
      @enmorydjuan9473 4 роки тому +1

      Hey Joe Mama who’s joe

    • @kimjongoof69
      @kimjongoof69 4 роки тому +2

      Joseph Mother

    • @enmorydjuan9473
      @enmorydjuan9473 4 роки тому +1

      Turnip Singularity what the hell is vore?

    • @enmorydjuan9473
      @enmorydjuan9473 4 роки тому +2

      Turnip Singularity Why the fuck would you tell me that you have just fucking ruined my life what the fuck is that

  • @fermentedpenny5264
    @fermentedpenny5264 Рік тому +41

    I’m Inuit and I have the traditional woman’s tattoos on my fingers that represent the Sedna story, so whenever people ask about the tats I have to tell it. 😑 love your videos they are informative and hilarious!

    • @memeju1ce
      @memeju1ce Рік тому

      cool! what do they look like?

    • @fermentedpenny5264
      @fermentedpenny5264 Рік тому +10

      @@memeju1ce they are double lines on all my fingers made by traditional Inuit tattoo tools, which are made by hundreds of tiny pokes.

    • @memeju1ce
      @memeju1ce Рік тому +8

      @@fermentedpenny5264 that’s so cool! i’ve seen the way māori peoples used to do them. it looks time consuming but the designs are so beautiful

    • @fermentedpenny5264
      @fermentedpenny5264 Рік тому +11

      @@memeju1ce yeah, it’s a very spiritual experience, knowing I’m doing something that my ancestors did before our forced assimilation. It’s very special! 🥰

  • @Kallichore09
    @Kallichore09 3 роки тому +37

    "Closed minded tree dweller" is my new favorite insult.

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs 4 роки тому +2612

    Sam O'Nella: "Let a 20 year old college kid from Delaware-"
    Me, a 19 year old: "...He's 20? And look at what i'm doing..."

    • @zachinthehat1707
      @zachinthehat1707 4 роки тому +106

      swordsmancs Imagine being 21...

    • @cygnushydro2561
      @cygnushydro2561 4 роки тому +5

      Literally Same.

    • @mightybfool
      @mightybfool 4 роки тому +35

      Zach InTheHat imagine being 22

    • @soaphope3398
      @soaphope3398 4 роки тому +98

      My thought was “he’s my age? Is he single?”

    • @ace.o3166
      @ace.o3166 4 роки тому +6

      @@soaphope3398 HAHAHAHAH SAME

  • @abramtankproductions6039
    @abramtankproductions6039 4 роки тому +2933

    “Yeah well my sister turned into the sun”
    ...
    “Thats rough buddy”

    • @billyvillacis9975
      @billyvillacis9975 4 роки тому +153

      Got me with that good reference.
      Time to rewatch the whole series.

    • @jackp3125
      @jackp3125 4 роки тому +35

      Poor Yue

    • @cygnushydro2561
      @cygnushydro2561 4 роки тому +57

      @@billyvillacis9975 Just to be clear this is an Avatar reference to how Sokka's girlfriend became the moon right?

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 4 роки тому +9

      Dude I love this comment.

    • @soaphope3398
      @soaphope3398 4 роки тому +6

      Cygnus Hydro yes

  • @meanie5416
    @meanie5416 5 місяців тому +9

    my family is inupiat, we’re kinda disconnected due to assimilation (grandma moved away from tribe after residential schools) and every time ppl are like “haha what mythology do you guys believe in” its just a careful pick and choose because of these exact stories.

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 2 роки тому +12

    2:55 I love how the seal is just so traumatized. It’s just like “WHAT THE HECK”

  • @amarismorgan195
    @amarismorgan195 4 роки тому +6333

    "That's it, no more fingy foods for three moons"

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 3 роки тому +22

      Welp,'

    • @pasegtiyumyum6217
      @pasegtiyumyum6217 3 роки тому +89

      Dumbass mocking her will be no more fingy foods for 5 moons!

    • @GG1313
      @GG1313 3 роки тому +21

      Fingy foods

    • @sage9662
      @sage9662 3 роки тому +19

      this part was so funny to me i have absolutely no clue why abdjfhsk

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 3 роки тому +24

      The way he says "three moons" just made me crack up.

  • @evanpartin1323
    @evanpartin1323 4 роки тому +1915

    “Being naked for an hour means certain death”
    Isn’t that New Jersey?

  • @arandompieceoffruit4017
    @arandompieceoffruit4017 3 роки тому +39

    Sun at 4:32 In the background before it existed

  • @rileyjones5468
    @rileyjones5468 2 роки тому +15

    I love how he just goes “naw I ain’t touchin that one”😂

  • @mistermoon9305
    @mistermoon9305 4 роки тому +16030

    For the whole “don’t make fun of people’s facial features” myth, if I was a pregnant lady, I would exploit the shit out of it! Just make fun of the handsome people’s faces, so your kid pops out the womb a chad.

    • @rainacornthefurry9893
      @rainacornthefurry9893 4 роки тому +651

      You r a genius

    • @eoinfrompartsunknown
      @eoinfrompartsunknown 4 роки тому +1680

      Ok but what if you make fun of a handsome man’s face but your baby is a girl. Now you have a girl with the face of an extremely handsome man

    • @mistermoon9305
      @mistermoon9305 4 роки тому +558

      Atheist Jesus then make fun of both genders

    • @eoinfrompartsunknown
      @eoinfrompartsunknown 4 роки тому +847

      @@mistermoon9305 Well now you have a have man half girl chimera, well done

    • @mistermoon9305
      @mistermoon9305 4 роки тому +552

      Atheist Jesus it would be like those characters in anime where fans can’t tell if they are a boy or girl

  • @RyanTheMan000
    @RyanTheMan000 4 роки тому +1731

    So he's in Delaware, huh?
    *hunt him down boys*

    • @heya4405
      @heya4405 4 роки тому +70

      I’m from New Jersey I’ll be in Delaware in like 2 hours

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 4 роки тому +125

      4chan would have found him in less than hour

    • @blackfrost3581
      @blackfrost3581 4 роки тому +17

      I mean, thats not that new, he post kot of dalaeere related things in his reddit account

    • @karikrummi4222
      @karikrummi4222 4 роки тому +2

      lord Kal fake locatiin

    • @michael.mcginnis6592
      @michael.mcginnis6592 4 роки тому +49

      Him and the 10 other people that live in Delaware

  • @dubbydub9245
    @dubbydub9245 3 роки тому +22

    I thought I was going to score with a native Alaskan woman once, but, she wasn't really Inuit.

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean 2 роки тому +16

    I love how they just go so fast, they fly into space. Like, that's it. The whole rest of the story? All for fun

  • @tokyomeek5649
    @tokyomeek5649 4 роки тому +3601

    Am I the only one that thought “holy shit he’s 20?”

    • @DavionX13
      @DavionX13 4 роки тому +132

      Afraid not. Gave 21yo. me a shock upon hearing that.

    • @iwannabethekid34xc
      @iwannabethekid34xc 4 роки тому +146

      @@DavionX13 not every young caucasian sounds like a sissy.

    • @cliftonjames785
      @cliftonjames785 4 роки тому +250

      I thought he was 28 or something

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 4 роки тому +39

      Its that's about what I'd have guessed given the combination of his humor and knowledge/vocabulary

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 4 роки тому +53

      I thought he was around 30

  • @FuzzyBiscuits420
    @FuzzyBiscuits420 4 роки тому +21678

    When you’re a college student in Delaware and start to wonder if you’ve seen Sam O’Nella irl

    • @candeeartist8590
      @candeeartist8590 4 роки тому +1887

      I wish you luck on your quest

    • @lovellcielo478
      @lovellcielo478 4 роки тому +996

      He goes to university of delaware

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 роки тому +479

      I wonder what he's majoring in.

    • @vl2796
      @vl2796 4 роки тому +2051

      Thought hes studying in Sam o Nella academy

    • @dillonfernandes9556
      @dillonfernandes9556 4 роки тому +388

      @@vl2796 nah it's PragerU

  • @aceashevak5365
    @aceashevak5365 3 роки тому +57

    I’m inuk and I found it funny that he was saying “inuits” like Inuit isn’t plural already 😂 it’s like saying antennaes 😂

    • @magimerlyn9596
      @magimerlyn9596 2 роки тому +1

      If you don’t mind, may I ask if inuk is a singular noun or an adjective?

    • @nicolascabana-whiteley7843
      @nicolascabana-whiteley7843 2 роки тому +6

      @@magimerlyn9596 inuk refers to an individual. Like saying "I'm nordic, middle eastern etc". Im glad i have found a video thats linked to my culture.

    • @magimerlyn9596
      @magimerlyn9596 2 роки тому +2

      @@nicolascabana-whiteley7843 thanks! I really appreciate it. Sam’s videos are usually pretty fun, I hope you enjoyed it!

  • @gracebarber4496
    @gracebarber4496 2 роки тому +22

    If he ever becomes a history teacher i envy every student that’s in his class.

  • @sotsu618
    @sotsu618 4 роки тому +1780

    “They’ve got Jesus and microwaves and shit but that’s boring”

  • @RaserryMocha
    @RaserryMocha 4 роки тому +411

    "...turning your whole village into a Japanese flag by sunrise."
    What an apt analogy

    • @toprak3479
      @toprak3479 4 роки тому +15

      It takes imagination to come up with that level of analogy

    • @MarcelNL
      @MarcelNL 4 роки тому +2

      @@toprak3479 True! I have a lot of imagination and people often are confused about my humor, but this is about 9001 levels higher! We're dealing with a grandmaster here!

  • @Spidopery
    @Spidopery 2 роки тому +6

    this guy reminds me of an old camp counselor. i miss him. he was going to college to be a therapist

  • @Mono_Autophobic
    @Mono_Autophobic 2 роки тому +29

    5:12 after hearing this i would never get turn on by woman
    Thanks for that sam

  • @shinnysun6127
    @shinnysun6127 4 роки тому +4694

    "20 year old kid who's never lived outside of Delaware"
    Wait was Sam O'Nella one of my previous classmates

    • @Wicklust
      @Wicklust 4 роки тому +232

      Oddly appropriate name for the episode

    • @saracole7623
      @saracole7623 4 роки тому +243

      Well, considering Sam O'Nella is his legal name, and he changed it to be a wordplay on Salmonella, so, unless that was before he did that, you would probably know if it was him.

    • @lenguanegra7354
      @lenguanegra7354 3 роки тому +20

      Joe Biden is from Delaware lol

    • @osamabinladder9677
      @osamabinladder9677 3 роки тому +6

      @@saracole7623 wait what?

    • @saracole7623
      @saracole7623 3 роки тому +13

      @@osamabinladder9677 yeah, it's his actual name.

  • @The.Nasty.
    @The.Nasty. 4 роки тому +610

    “...turns your whole village into a big Japanese flag by sunrise...”
    I’m deceased.

  • @williamjeffery6326
    @williamjeffery6326 3 роки тому +29

    6:02 so what happens during a solar eclipse
    O no

  • @Max.44
    @Max.44 Рік тому +10

    I usually watch these videos less than sober and it does get confusing sometimes whether a line is part of the educational stuff or one of the sickest sinister jokes I have ever heard.
    Great stuff

  • @CodyOsborn1
    @CodyOsborn1 4 роки тому +628

    "In his defense he was standing right on the pole, so he couldn't look anywhere but south. HE COULD HAVE MOVED!"

  • @shiteyanyo1111
    @shiteyanyo1111 3 роки тому +1902

    Honestly, if my baby came out wearing a placenta as a hat, i'd be the raddest mofo around

    • @storiegrimm9464
      @storiegrimm9464 3 роки тому +88

      Catch me wearin a bowl on my head if I’m pregnant. 👀 My guy gon be lookin fresh👏🏻👏🏻

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 3 роки тому +14

      It's the orphan of kos all over again dammit

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 3 роки тому +36

      My child better be born with drip otherwise "Preggo today, Ragu tomorrow"

    • @FubblerCo.
      @FubblerCo. 3 роки тому +2

      @@quinnholloway5400 lmao I was just gonna say that

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 2 роки тому +3

      That baby is dripping and not just umbilical fluid

  • @user-bf5lr7ln1w
    @user-bf5lr7ln1w 9 місяців тому +5

    "No more fingy food for three moons" 😂

  • @staraptorgod2047
    @staraptorgod2047 3 роки тому +12

    Just now I released how insane it is that I survived having an umbilical cord wrapped my neck at birth.

    • @RuthEdelstein
      @RuthEdelstein 3 роки тому

      It's not insane, it's pretty common. It can be unwrapped or cut if it's too tight.

  • @Jaymac720
    @Jaymac720 3 роки тому +5139

    “Calling a caribou Inuit a copper Inuit is like calling a copper caribou a caribou caribou. Sure they but look the same from far away, but, when a thunderstorm hits, you better know which one to hide under.”
    Sam, where do you come up with this shit

    • @dimensionkid9623
      @dimensionkid9623 3 роки тому +110

      I love that part so much

    • @Nedlius
      @Nedlius 2 роки тому +73

      bruh this one had me on the floor holy shit

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 2 роки тому +85

      Drugs or books
      Or both

    • @hushfur
      @hushfur 2 роки тому +38

      @@CallMeMimi27 Yeah probably both

    • @ApusApus
      @ApusApus 2 роки тому +25

      both is good

  • @neveralone3044
    @neveralone3044 4 роки тому +1186

    “don’t drink directly from a soup bowl or it will come out with dark skin”
    well i know what my mother did...

    • @ganjafi59
      @ganjafi59 4 роки тому +82

      Jumpïng I take my women like I take my coffee.
      Having their mothers drink from the soup bowl

    • @NugisBiboSchicken
      @NugisBiboSchicken 4 роки тому +11

      Nope, just out of the microwave too quickly.
      *SHOVE HER BACK IN.*

    • @admiralgremlin6767
      @admiralgremlin6767 4 роки тому +1

      Bowl and bitter

    • @KK-bt6nc
      @KK-bt6nc 4 роки тому +1

      No cap

    • @christopher655
      @christopher655 4 роки тому +1

      fucked a black guy?

  • @averytheaxolotl5689
    @averytheaxolotl5689 9 місяців тому +4

    The fact that Sam is from Delaware implies that i couldve seen him before and never known

  • @guilhermeleao2020
    @guilhermeleao2020 2 роки тому +22

    3:01 in Brazil that is acctually a cultural thing

    • @lucassoh4905
      @lucassoh4905 2 роки тому

      nunca vi

    • @guilhermeleao2020
      @guilhermeleao2020 2 роки тому

      @@lucassoh4905 nunca falaram que se vc zoar alguma criança com problema teu filho vai nascer igual?

  • @taylorverrall118
    @taylorverrall118 4 роки тому +586

    On this month's episode of "Stick figure man teaches me about things I never knew I was interested in"

    • @rott3549
      @rott3549 4 роки тому +6

      Featuring: lopped of titties,incest, and an all new way of avoiding black children

    • @krims0n605
      @krims0n605 4 роки тому

      By month I think you mean year

  • @randomgirlRose
    @randomgirlRose 4 роки тому +2503

    Do an episode on how stupid everyone in Jamestown was

    • @mentalillness1574
      @mentalillness1574 4 роки тому +34

      randomgirl:38700 Rose this needs to happen

    • @RemovingTheWingus
      @RemovingTheWingus 4 роки тому +168

      Oh fuck I got confused between Jamestown and Jonestown for a second.

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 4 роки тому +50

      Is that the one filled with SOCIALISTS who did so little work they ended up starving and cannibalising each other? Hmmmmmm? And yet work-shy losers today still crave that deadly deadly socialism.

    • @scarletletter4900
      @scarletletter4900 4 роки тому +199

      @@MaximilianonMars Nah dude, the first two boatloads of Jamestown colonists consisted of lower ranking aristocrats who where both completely unskilled in any form of the basic labor needed to actually survive and actually saw such work as being "beneath them". It wasn't till the 3rd boatload that skilled and willing workers actually arrived at Jamestown.

    • @nrs4866
      @nrs4866 4 роки тому +4

      Which Jamestown? I live in a Jamestown..

  • @thatguy_5240
    @thatguy_5240 2 роки тому +8

    "Ah yes, thats why the sun doesn't have tits" - Sam O'Nella 2019

  • @Uajd-hb1qs
    @Uajd-hb1qs 7 місяців тому +2

    I like the phrase “No fingy food for three moons!”

  • @vivian6447
    @vivian6447 4 роки тому +2426

    I'm gonna put a bowl on my head when I'm pregnant

  • @someone890
    @someone890 4 роки тому +769

    To be honest, I'm still upset about the Swiss Miss packets.

  • @anotherhuman340
    @anotherhuman340 2 роки тому +16

    You think that giving a state is vague enough to keep me from finding your location? I will search every inch of Delaware until I find you and when I do, I will figure out what is preventing you from uploading videos and solve it in a way that you find reasonable

  • @jonovankirk
    @jonovankirk 8 місяців тому +5

    as an inuit man i find this accurate

  • @seanowens6888
    @seanowens6888 4 роки тому +1316

    Friends: “So where do you go to school???”
    Me: Its an institution called, ”Sam O‘nella Academy”

    • @bucketprime5782
      @bucketprime5782 4 роки тому +10

      If I was rich I'd make that into an actual school

    • @big_egg953
      @big_egg953 4 роки тому +8

      bruh why tf would your friends not know where you go to school
      edit: i understand lol, you can stop replying

    • @nomasan
      @nomasan 4 роки тому +2

      bucket prime Right next to the Craig thompson stadium

    • @spikedpigeon5740
      @spikedpigeon5740 4 роки тому +13

      @@big_egg953 Online friends or, get this, some people make friends with people who don't go to their school! CRAZY!

    • @Matoro-wp9hy
      @Matoro-wp9hy 4 роки тому +5

      Leagues better than Prager University

  • @Wintersword9900
    @Wintersword9900 4 роки тому +457

    "That's it, no more fingy foods for three moons!"
    I'm done

  • @matthewdaub
    @matthewdaub Рік тому +2

    "not touching that one" goes on to make the Siegmund froud video.

  • @cawsomeaolin
    @cawsomeaolin Рік тому +3

    Now I know why the Moon Emoji is often nicknamed “Molester Moon”

  • @annaneedshelp7729
    @annaneedshelp7729 4 роки тому +443

    “dont drink directly from a soup bowl or else the baby will come out with darker skin”
    *”not touching that one”*

    • @digital107-_-
      @digital107-_- 4 роки тому +10

      hol up

    • @hermanbrood6394
      @hermanbrood6394 4 роки тому +9

      Wow it's like u just watched the same video I did

    • @IAmNotYourProblem
      @IAmNotYourProblem 4 роки тому +1

      anna needs help “he won’t touch people of dark skin?!?! 😱😱😱😱”
      Lol

  • @NamelessKing1597
    @NamelessKing1597 4 роки тому +829

    The Pregnancy rules sound like how to attract a sea bear in spongebob.

    • @NamelessKing1597
      @NamelessKing1597 4 роки тому +9

      @Stellvia Hoenheim the camping episode ua-cam.com/video/QQ0-VMQQJGI/v-deo.html 8 minutes in

    • @BusterBuizel
      @BusterBuizel 4 роки тому +6

      Sliced or cubed?

    • @NamelessKing1597
      @NamelessKing1597 4 роки тому +7

      @@BusterBuizel Cubed, sliced is fine

    • @BusterBuizel
      @BusterBuizel 4 роки тому +3

      @@NamelessKing1597 Good, that's how I like my fetuses

    • @NamelessKing1597
      @NamelessKing1597 4 роки тому +3

      @@BusterBuizel I prefer them shredded

  • @whanowa
    @whanowa Рік тому +2

    Midway through the sun/moon story I forgot what this was even about and then you came back around with that.

  • @gandhithegreat328
    @gandhithegreat328 Рік тому +4

    In my experience most folklore is wild. Just look up any ethnicities folklore and you’re in for a wild ride

  • @SmokedVein
    @SmokedVein 4 роки тому +264

    “Jesus and microwaves”
    This is why we need these knowledge pills

  • @Jack-ku3bt
    @Jack-ku3bt 4 роки тому +503

    "...and turns your whole village into a japanese flag by sunrise"

  • @Lup_Werewolf-goddess
    @Lup_Werewolf-goddess 4 місяці тому +4

    I literally love Inuit mythology-

    • @mattw8147
      @mattw8147 4 місяці тому +1

      I’m more of a Greek mythologist myself

    • @Lup_Werewolf-goddess
      @Lup_Werewolf-goddess 4 місяці тому

      @@mattw8147 too overrated but yeah 👍

    • @kakkianiun
      @kakkianiun 3 місяці тому +3

      I'm a inuk from Canada and the only folklore true in this video is sedna,but in this video makes it like bullshit

    • @mattw8147
      @mattw8147 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Lup_Werewolf-goddess yeah, but it’s entertaining

    • @Lup_Werewolf-goddess
      @Lup_Werewolf-goddess 3 місяці тому

      @@mattw8147 yeah, it's good, I didn't say I hated it-

  • @shawnthibodeau189
    @shawnthibodeau189 Рік тому +3

    When I die and find out that the Inuit got it right Ima lose my shit

  • @vxdhu3651
    @vxdhu3651 3 роки тому +4356

    5:01 mad respect for using 'goofy's trial'. mad respect.

    • @sq7972
      @sq7972 3 роки тому +147

      illfuckingdoitagain

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 2 роки тому +8

      Why? Respect for what?

    • @kevbri11
      @kevbri11 2 роки тому +26

      @@deadliestvice5356 i think he pretty much said that in the original comment, my guy

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 2 роки тому +5

      @@deadliestvice5356 look up goofys trial

    • @brettdemy5524
      @brettdemy5524 Рік тому +3

      Was just about to comment this. Mad respect for beating me by two years, mad respect.

  • @ethanallentv
    @ethanallentv 4 роки тому +6819

    As an inuk (inuvialuit specifically and yes I know I look asian/white) from northern Canada this is pretty accurate and funny as hell! Most inuk and other arctic indigenous people here are INCREDIBLY superstitious and most of our stories are based on life lessons. We have a story about (I cant remember her name) but essentially if you're a kid playing by the water bank alone she grabs you and pulls you in to drown you. We do eat every part of the animal...I dont join in when my elders eat the eyes or tongue of something but other things I'll probs try. Also Eskimo is a racist term in my culture, it means "raw meat eater" which is a term to define my people as uncivilized and is usually avoided among my peoples as it's kind if like using the N word for a more relatable example
    Edit: Spelling and Grammar

    • @gingermcgingin1733
      @gingermcgingin1733 4 роки тому +401

      Not an Inuit but I have eaten eyes before & they're actually pretty good, they're kinda like fruit gushers. I've also had tongue before but I wouldn't recommend it, it's very very tough to chew.

    • @crumblingronald3012
      @crumblingronald3012 4 роки тому +542

      I legit didn't know why (the word I shouldn't say, sorry about that) was bad, so thanks for explaining man! I just thought it was one specific group and calling them all that was disrespectful, like calling all asian people Chinese. Now I know why, and I wish I'd learned sooner. Thanks!

    • @kOlbThreeTimesOne
      @kOlbThreeTimesOne 3 роки тому +140

      thanks for the info man i never knew that also CANADA GANG

    • @martynap2930
      @martynap2930 3 роки тому +270

      Just to be clear some Inuit people DO call themselves this slur but as a reclamation. Do not say it if you're not Inuit yourself.

    • @goatrodyte1411
      @goatrodyte1411 3 роки тому +190

      Hey! Inuk here as well! (Inuit, from northern Quebec of Canada.) Quvianarmi ☺️ I can say the same thing, stories vary from place and diversity, but sam did it accurately still. Just wanted to poke in my reply since I can't contain myself from excitement lol

  • @tomharing1883
    @tomharing1883 3 роки тому +3

    You made my day. I´m studying this rn (I study social anthropology) and have an exam on Shamanism and the Inuit tomorrow so that was a great distraction :D

  • @WritingRandR
    @WritingRandR 3 роки тому +1

    This channel is just the best. I've fallen down a rabbit hole and am enjoying the hell out of it

  • @Akaryusan
    @Akaryusan 4 роки тому +459

    "hey kids"
    [COPPA shotgun cocking noises]

  • @taterman0247
    @taterman0247 4 роки тому +1978

    Seal: **exists**
    Random Inuit person: **compares to thumb**

  • @-_-1564
    @-_-1564 3 роки тому +21

    Rip the Inuit baby that had the mom who did the cha cha slide

  • @willcrockett6707
    @willcrockett6707 Рік тому

    Hey Sam! These are terrific videos buddy I just wanted you to know that I appreciate them very much. Thanks!

  • @jaydenhoffisabell9030
    @jaydenhoffisabell9030 4 роки тому +2060

    “Don’t drink directly from a soup bowl or else the baby will come out with dark skin.”
    *N o t t o u c h i n g t h a t o n e.*

    • @xaramelo8999
      @xaramelo8999 4 роки тому +8

      Excuse me for being a uncultred swine but This is the one joke I dont get

    • @icebox6240
      @icebox6240 4 роки тому +200

      @@xaramelo8999 it's really weird I think it's called racism

    • @jaydenhoffisabell9030
      @jaydenhoffisabell9030 4 роки тому +13

      Rodney James maybe next time pal

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 4 роки тому +49

      @@icebox6240 Is it just me or is it kind of surprising that even isolated snow people have inculcated racist ideas into their folklore? Like how did these people even develop such ideas in the first place lol.

    • @ebin7906
      @ebin7906 4 роки тому +40

      @@vinny5638 Humans, as well as most mammals, are naturally xenophobic or "racist", if not taught otherwise.

  • @luketuccifartbombz6008
    @luketuccifartbombz6008 4 роки тому +1495

    Imagine if sam was a history teacher, that’d be so great
    Wtf this shit got so many likes

  • @andrehall86
    @andrehall86 Рік тому +3

    “No more fingy foods for three moons”💀💀

  • @TheDVM
    @TheDVM 11 місяців тому +1

    "He could've moved!" Made me actually LOL looking at something funny on the internet for the first time in 5 years. 😂

  • @cryptknight400
    @cryptknight400 4 роки тому +675

    "No more fingy-foods for three moons!"

  • @alicea5841
    @alicea5841 4 роки тому +2237

    I all of a sudden feel kinda special being a girl watching, 15% wHERE Y’ALL AT

  • @trevorparadise5207
    @trevorparadise5207 6 місяців тому +2

    the "not touching that one" was deafening.

  • @Idontknowwhattowritehere256
    @Idontknowwhattowritehere256 Рік тому +3

    as someone who is native, (all be it not an inuit native) being able to see the rituals and celebrations of the natives is fun, thanks for making this video.

  • @WackyTheWise
    @WackyTheWise 4 роки тому +185

    “That’s it, no more fingy foods for *THREE MOONS”*
    IM DYING FROM LAUGHTER OVER HERE

  • @PobbleCorn
    @PobbleCorn 4 роки тому +429

    I feel like everyone is not appreciating this as much as they should
    4:59

  • @benjaminhuether3846
    @benjaminhuether3846 2 роки тому +2

    Sedna (among several other Inuit myths) were challenges for the Creatuanary 2022 art challenge. When I started researching them, I thought they sounded familiar, and it was because I learned of them here, first. Remember kids, Sam O'Nella will always be one relevant, somehow, some way.

  • @MadisonLuvsYou14
    @MadisonLuvsYou14 11 місяців тому

    love everyone of your videos sm thank you