The MOST CURSED Magic Items on the Market.
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If you call now you'll receive your order, PLUS a random magical item of my choosing. That's right you could win sandals of slipperiness, goggles of fogged vision, or even... the bug flute! Wait what is that last one? Is it a flute only bugs can hear? Or a tiny flute FOR bugs? Oh... wait... it's a regular flute MADE of bugs... sorry about that. Now remember folks! Horno always keeps his hole is always filled... with magical deals!
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
Dungeons and Dragons = Dnd
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What's the most underrated spell in the Obamanomicon?
Chimney Ass
Pay taxes
The ability to can
2x voting impact. You can objectively underrate anything!
Pervertius Maximus! It allows you to turn invisible, but only in private spaces, such as some one’s home, or a bathroom.
POV: it’s 2005, you fell asleep on the couch with the tv on, and you wake up at 3:07 am to this
imagine you fall asleep then you wake up like 100 years later to this
It's 5:30 AM rn so really felt😂
It'd take some Mageius Magic for that to happen with such a young video.
That is a very specific time you said there
That happened to me with xacier renegade angel. Wasnt sure if i was awake
The delivery on "fortunately I dont have a mom. ..." Had me. Well done
That moment when he wonders briefly and then just pushes the thought away...
What a great deal! 120 for a triple pack of Nalnar potions. I can take all 3 of them and gain 3 powers. Think about it, you can only lose my sight once.
The second sight you lose is your foresight, which makes the third potion seem all the better!
and the last potion takes your hindsight, making you think this was the best idea in the world
@@jonathonellis5604 sounds like that one is practically free
If you wear the hat of spectral permanence, you can just use ghosts to see where you're going.
Yeah but it's clearly a scam
Poor Nugnug he just wants a full frogs eye view of the thunder swamps
Unbelievable, I've been looking everywhere for that r2d2 figurine. The last time I saw it was in a witch's buttho.....
I’m about 70 percent sure that r2d2 was an old bop it I had when I was a kid.
If it's actually got "slurt" in it... you've got a small fortune on your hands.
This is what I would consider “classic” WWG.
The perfect blend of weirdness, silliness, awkwardness, vaguely 90s inspiration, and a nerdy theme.
And such a fast work / upload rate! Damn, son, keep this up!
I 100% agree!
"Vaguely 90's inspiration"
I'm pretty sure this is based on Stephen King's "Needful Things"
@@MarkCliffeIsGay I don’t know that story, but plenty of their skits have a 90s vibe to me.
the fuck do you mean classic? this is a year old?
I would watch a two hour version of this video. I laughed so hard.
I know, right?
I would pay these guys so much money to make a 2 hour long version ngl
Please stop lighting the candle. Every time someone forgets their mom, I have to remember her.
I will pay grossly overprice for those fish boots. Disgustingly overprice. I need those boots
Does the Obamanomicon contain the spells that were banned by the 2021 Wizard Council? I've always wanted to try Greater Baja Blast and Homoerotic Vortex but haven't been able to find the incantations anywhere.
That's the most obscure reference I've seen
Yes, but the "summon ketamine ape" page is missing
@Jack Smith Yeah but the original copy you can purchase as a collectors item comes with a misprint where it's actually the spell for "Cocaine Monkey". They didn't notice the slip up until the incident with that one monastery where all the monks who referenced the spell book experienced rapid body hair growth and a strong desire to "go ape mode on these hoes".
@jacksmith5233 nah, but it does have minor testicular torsion. Be carreful because it's the misprint version where the spell is directed at the caster. Found that one out myself. 😞
@@PlaceBotox😊
Nugg-Nugg seems like a trustworthy name. I think you should give the ring to them
Uhhhh… is your name Nugg-Nugg by any chance?
Nope. Furthermore, I am an incredibly untrustworthy person.
@@lostmarble540nug nug is a Saint, we all know witches are well, anyway nug nug needs it to help others.
@@thestraycat69He said crone not witch. Witches are bad but crones are wise, everyone knows that.
As a Nugg-Nugg believer, I agree. Give them the ring.
I love the descripzion of the wizard
Especially the "soaking wet" and "Mitch"
For real, the "Mitch" was the best fourth-wall break I've seen in a while
@@randomsimpson4th wall break?
Mitch is the 3rd person that runs the channel, and the person playing the wizard
@@Koopkiris ah
"This just makes everything inside sort of taste like banana milk... This one's not for sale."
I just can't. 🤣
This channel has given me so much inspiration for my dnd campaigns
That makes us happy to hear!
A wizard's butthole is the perfect McGuffin!
I’m still waiting for Magius to pop out selling a gun.
Magius started carrying a gun after a bunch of his fellow wizards went missing under mysterious circumstances
We had the on the script lol
@@Wizards_with_Gunsis that Magius gagged there?
Another instant classic, I don’t know how you guys come up with such fascinating concepts
We hold hands for hours till one pops out
@@Wizards_with_Gunsand then what
@@Kyle-nm1khthen they realize that their zipper is open
That look right after, "I have no mom" lmao
This was phenomenal! The 1:36 bit slayed me and the throw away lint twizz shot omg.
"May the nightborne quiver at the utterance of his name"
Absolute gold
-near sighted
-Mitch
Is that a bonus or a detriment
My Elementary school teacher had one of those hats that let you not see the ghosts, but she only gave it to kids that were really loud and afraid of ghosts
some of the best things i own were given to me by a dying crone on a stump
You just know Horno’s broadcasting this to every crystal ball, scrying pool and dreaming individual within range, 24-7…
So many good bits in this one made me crack up. Too many to list. Love it!
Fine, I’ll just refresh the item shop
Honestly. With this one you knocked it out of the park again. I laughed soo hard. Really what a creative geniouses are you guys. Unbelievable 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thanks so much that means a ton man!!
@@Wizards_with_Guns I showed this to my girlfriend and she laughed too!😂
I'd be really interested in that ring
Underrated comment of the century
Every time y'all upload, I'm more and more convinced that you guys need to get picked up by adult swim
Ah yes the Obamanomicon. Hopefully has the spell to summon Obunga
I'll take the sign ring! My name is Nugnuuuuuuuuuuhhhh...........Jeremy.
Sure thing Jeremy ;)
I went to Magical College with Horno! Glad to see he's doing so well
Antiques Roadshow but for magic items a.k.a. something I never knew I needed until now
You never miss with these skits guys lmao
Once again you guys made me cry-laugh on a shitty day. I fucking love the lot of you
This is one of the greatest skits I've ever seen. Me and my best friend keep asking each other if things have slurt
I am incorporating these into my D&D Campaign
I'd like to buy... ALL of this. Do you accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and Hogwarts Express? Also, does the wizard come in green?
You asking if his skin or his cloak comes in green?
@@2percentright yes.
Do u accept clash of clans gems???
I don't know what Niel expected. You try Hocking cheap magical artifacts on camera 10 hours straight without a break. You'll piss your pants too!
I could've continued watching this for hours 🤣
Same
"Wand of Screaming"
*Goblin gooch core*
I usually prefer their scrotal-seam, *butt* you're not far off.
Also, that pause after "I don't have a mom". Holy shit. I'm less than a minute in, and I keep having to pause to laugh. Definitely gonna be another classic!
This should absolutely be a recurring character, like the Mexico Bros. I kinda want to use some of these (and whatever else you might come up with) in my next D&D game
Well hold one, some of these are pretty cool! I bet I can protect the ring from nug nug
Sounds like something NugNug would say
@@2percentright 😅😶
as an art major the "comes in grey/mauve" sent me over the fkn edge. took me back to the color wheel. you guys dug deep with "mauve" lmfao.
Honestly if they just made a weekly 30 minute show of just this I’d be a happy little clam
"This one's not for sale." and the little "Never mind" on the info corner has me W E A K.
Bruh I wish you guys would get more views it's saddening the algorithm hasn't hit you yet.
It took 70 years but magical realism finally reached the US
I am Nug Nug! You have made a fatal error!
You should've made a Nug Nug alt account just for this comment
@@utubeiskaren7796 damn, you right
I need me that hat of spectral occurance
That chalice would actually have a lot of value for weight loss
Wand of screaming? Now I can finally prank my parents! Just need to find their credit card first.
00:42 it took me like 5 rewatchings to realize that he has a mom, he just forgot about her because the candle isn't lit lmao
Oh my god, this was amazing. But I'm not opening my coin purse until you have boots of flamingo-kind.
This was fuk!ng hilarious.
how does this channel not have 1MIL subs?
Poor mitch. Why not just cast a subtle spell and escape?
He's a wizard, not a sorcerer. He doesn't have access to metamagic sadly.
@@HumdrumSuperior He could've picked Metamagic Adept, you never know
I will take it all for 0.99
The shipping and handling is where they get'cha
YOOOO I actually HAVE the Bloodsworn Chalice of Ukshaar Sz'voth in my cabinet! I've only used it for egg nog, didn't taste like bananas so maybe mine is different.
I'm thinking boots that turn you to fish combined with tharxian steel ring sould get the job done. Don't worry, I'm not Ņůģņůģ.
Hmmm you spelt that the way only NugNug would…
Please do more of these, this was solid gold!
The freaking Obomanomicon is incredible
2:00 Spells? Those sound more like misspells to me!
Ah finally.. another installment of Horno's Hole.
1:45: Randomly touches a dirty twizzler remnant.
Horno does this gag in other videos actually but the item he taps is different.
I lost it at the wand of screaming😆
Ah, so that's why wizard hats look like that! They try to hide the hats of ghastly cowardice
The playlist is short, but worth it. Here's hoping for more!
can we get someone to post these bois to the front page of reddit again? they deserve it.
This video is still amazing months later 🤣
THEY CAPTURED MAGIUS
So im interested in the hat of ghastly cowardice, but was hoping there was maybe, some other options in color. Red seems a bit bright.
This one was amazing guys. Keep it up
Would love to see these items in later skits
I would absolutely love to see more.
shit I think that there may be more than one of some of those items as I have a very similar r2d2 figure. I wonder if they do something when all collected?
oh and also you can very easily avoid the blindness from the potions by simply mixing them all together first so the blindness cancels out. That's a pro tip only us real witches and wizards know
That hesitation when he realised he forgot his mother was perfect.
I could literally watch this all day
Once you guys reach a million I say you do a stream of this for hours. And I'd watch it happier than when I watched Endgame. 😂🤣
Honestly guys I've seen all of your videos and these magic item ones are absolutely my favorite. As long as you keep making them I will keep showing up to laugh at them
Holy crap you guys cant make one bad video can you? I was laughing so hard i was crying. 😂
Kudos to the people who make the props for this, they are really good.
the second ghost hat killed me
Damn, I'm stealing all of these for my d&d campain. My players are gonna hate me 🤣
Why can't I stop watching thia, its amazing
Please do more of these I cannot express how much this is a franchisable idea please do more of these I love them so much it would make me so happy
Hornos hole is my favorite
I’ve got a traveling merchant NPC who sells junk and now I think I know exactly the voice to use for them. (They’re a kobold named Jenk, and their traveling shop is called “Jenk’s Junk.”
Ah yes more cursed items for my dnd shops
“Folks you’re gonna love this “ *touches twisler* lmao killed me
I would watch hours of this
A entire series of this would complete my life
I absolutely love these and would watch 8 hours of it
Wizards with Guns, I liked this video because it's awesome!
Honestly, my grandmother doesn't know English, so i xan probably convince her that it's a regular show .
2:00 Many might think this is a misprint, as Horno says here, but its actually an original used by Obama during his Obamaship. After his Obamaship, many spells were removed in editions used by non-Obamas
"I cast Slurt!"
Need this one sketch to be a series
I’m taking that R2 figurine
I'm sold. Give me that R2D2.
😂 you could see him "... Wait Do I have a Mom?"