The blade of courage: its a wooden sword that looks like a real sword and when wielded it gives you're opponents courage (it also gives you food poisoning some how)
The Wand of Algorithmius: No one knows how it works and everyone hates you if you're holding it. If you figure out how it works the next time you pick it up it doesn't work that way again.
@@humonchronos9048honestly, I thought the same at first, then I thought they WEREN’T going shoot it as a twist, then they defied both those thoughts and surprised me still. Bravo Wizards for your clever writing, I’m not sure how many wizards you had to kill to get this power, but it was worth it.
Power word: peel is such an op spell. The only question is, does it peel the target out of their armor and clothes or peel all their skin off, bypassing their garments?
"This.. is a Red Herring. First attunad by the great wizard Marlin, this aquatic-shaped artifact causes its user to speak in fish puns. Honestly, it's kinda carp."
Next, we have the loosely-related Paper Crown of the Nigerian Prince - bestowing the wearer with phising posts pertaining to red inheritance. No, it's not from Burger King - he really is a prince! The price is only 10,000 gold, and you'll receive 6,000,000 gold in return at some point in the future! Merge your blues, with red inheritance, for some charismatic purple rain - and add this lovely piece to your collection, today!
That would have been cool! If in the end scene instead of using the gun to shoot the bottle, just without any mention the gun was replaced on screen with a prop red herring.
I hope they read our comments down here. They could make a new one of these every week! They need to do "Red Herring" where he tells you to " keep your eye on this one, folks!"
I was looking at Chekov's gun the entire video thinking it was gonna go off on its own, or that someone else would shoot him or whatever and then he just fires at the bottle lmao
Been binge watching all of your guys' videos over and over again. Some of the best stuff I've had the pleasure of laughing at. Always excited to see what your new skits hold for us. Keep it up!
I feel like "This is Checkov's Gun" is the main thing this was made for. And that's good, everyone's going to be using this in their comedy reviews now. Just throw that clip in there when a plot point is obviously going to pay off later
What other cursed items reside in Horno’s Hole?
The blade of courage: its a wooden sword that looks like a real sword and when wielded it gives you're opponents courage (it also gives you food poisoning some how)
The sword of up
If anyone gets that reference I’ll be very surprised
The Wand of Algorithmius: No one knows how it works and everyone hates you if you're holding it. If you figure out how it works the next time you pick it up it doesn't work that way again.
Everlasting Torch: This torch will never burn out, because it is completely and utterly fireproof. It will not light.
Proper use of Chekov's gun. It was seen and it was used. 10/10 would watch again.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed that
I was so sure it was goint to shoot him, the way he propped it up. Especially after the zoom when he shook the table.
@@humonchronos9048 that's what made the joke perfect. Subversion at its finest. Chef's kiss.
I love the bit cause the boomerang of suspense was a similar item
@@humonchronos9048honestly, I thought the same at first, then I thought they WEREN’T going shoot it as a twist, then they defied both those thoughts and surprised me still. Bravo Wizards for your clever writing, I’m not sure how many wizards you had to kill to get this power, but it was worth it.
I thought the Boomerang of Unexpected Return would be back in this episode, and it wasn't. Another proof of the quality of the product.
It’ll be back someday, it may not be this day or the next, heck it may not even be a year from now but it’ll be back.
I'd love it if it returned in a completely unrelated video to this series.
@@kurowkarasu omg this idea is perfect!😂
@@kurowkarasuit would be unexpected
Ive given up at this point tbh
Checkov's gun, I need that. Great for establishing tension everywhere.
The bank.
The garage.
The wagon.
The bedroom.
Anywhere!
Yes!
Kept waiting for him to say "we'll get back to that" 😂
Lol I thought he was just going to leave it unmentioned for the rest of the video just to mess with us
But it does quadruple damage with Patsy's magic bullet.
Especially the bedroom. Keeps things spicy. When you tire of the regular affection! 😂
1. I thought that eyepatch was cursed with something horrible but no just a cyclopes sleep mask
2. Half expected for Chekhov's gun to never be used
yessss
me too
I thought Chekhov's gun was going to shoot itself
"Decapistrate" and "Power Word: Peel" are metal as hell, gotta make those spells in my game.
😂😂😂😂😂
Does "Decapistrate" just tear off the top of your head and throw it out of the nearest window?
Power word: peel is such an op spell. The only question is, does it peel the target out of their armor and clothes or peel all their skin off, bypassing their garments?
If I knew Power Word: Peel, I would eat way more oranges than I do now.
Garber's ball of 30 spiders.
Power word Peel sounds scarier than power word kill.
Lets hope that spell never misses...
I impulse shopped here at 2 in the morning, and now I'm cursed. 10/10.
i got a spiritually transmitted disease from one of the marital aids they sell 😢
Yeah, but the curse is that your insides smell like vanilla, so....
My man is SLAYING with that eyeliner
After watching all of Horno's segments, I'm realizing that gnome skin is the most versatile material in the world.
That's why gnomes have been hunted almost to extinction.
You're thinking of giant foreskin.
They've been passing it off as gnome, goblin and orc skin for YEARS now.
I d like to see the origin story of why the assistant is lobotomised
He's actually part of a cursed item that isn't for sale.
He stared at the eye of object impermanence for way too long.
He used to be Horno's loan provider but when he couldn't make a payment he instead offered him Gornak the Orc Quack's Draft of Willful Intelligence
he's not. he's actually just horribly depressed.
I was almost sure the
Chekhov's gun was gonna be a red herring.
"This.. is a Red Herring. First attunad by the great wizard Marlin, this aquatic-shaped artifact causes its user to speak in fish puns. Honestly, it's kinda carp."
Next, we have the loosely-related Paper Crown of the Nigerian Prince - bestowing the wearer with phising posts pertaining to red inheritance. No, it's not from Burger King - he really is a prince! The price is only 10,000 gold, and you'll receive 6,000,000 gold in return at some point in the future! Merge your blues, with red inheritance, for some charismatic purple rain - and add this lovely piece to your collection, today!
That would have been cool! If in the end scene instead of using the gun to shoot the bottle, just without any mention the gun was replaced on screen with a prop red herring.
I hope they read our comments down here. They could make a new one of these every week!
They need to do "Red Herring" where he tells you to " keep your eye on this one, folks!"
i NEED a band of goofy goblin slaves to follow me on my quests and play jolly tunes
and i would fillet my own 2 legs just to watch someone eat my shoes.
god it's actual torture. i can't believe GGG added this at all
Don't we all. Don't we all.
Coming back to the roots huh? A lot of wizardry and a bit of gun
teachers calling an abacus an abracadabracus is a genius way to get kids to learn math 🤣
How? Kids don't learn math by using abacuses
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme Abracadabraci*
If this channel was nothing but Horno's Hole I would still be super happy.
That Chekhov’s gun bit was a next level set up and punchline
I was half expecting it to be ignored for the subversion but the punchline works as wwll
When his voice got so soft saying "power word peel" I died
I’m so glad this has become a reoccurring series on the channel. It’s such an interesting idea and there’s so much to explore with.
Horno's Hole is tight, please give us more
YES this is my favorite reoccurring youtube sketch XD
Power word: Peel sounds horrifying, ngl
I cannot stress just how much I love this series, please keep making it
Hornos hole changed my life
sad to see Horno is closeted. hope he finds a nice man one day
Don't believe the jar of lies
We live for happy Hornos in this household!
The jar is right though shame should stay hidden.
The Eye looks fucking cool.
what eye?
What are you talking about I have no idea
it's gone. it's just gone.
@@mossbergr
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@@supercompooper
2:58
by gadalfs grey pube, my essential oils have made me grow another hand on my hand
The Abracadabrus - made by Sodometrius... small portals, beads smell funny. 10/10 genius, this is why I pause all your videos to read everything.
0:39 the smartest joke I’ve heard you guys drop😆
This series feels timeless, you could tell me this came out in 2013 and I'd believe you. Also the Chekhov's gun joke was well executed.
This is by far one of my favorite series you guys make always kills me.
3:45 I knew it 😮
3:15
You really channeled Michael to deliver those lines.
The whole video I couldn't stop thinking about showing this to my brother, Aiden, so that post credit scene was perfect 😂
I already know this is gonna be an absolute banger of a video
"urine of an acquaintance" is genius
By the time you get them to urinate you'll be friends so it's impossible to get.
The mime control is so fucking genius
absolute best (and only?) chekov’s gun comedy i’ve ever seen. so good
this bit is spectacular
IDK if I'd say he's getting away with it...mans absolutely cursed beyond belief
He can't keep getting away with it.
Oh my gosh, you knocked it out of the park with this one. So many jokes they're almost too fast to catch! Hilarious.
I wish there was more of these i enjoy watching horno’s hole its fun to listen to the items and see what they do
there will be more
@@Wizards_with_Guns ooooh thank the gods of rag gonk worm eater
@@Wizards_with_Guns love your videos by the way been watching for 5yrs
"casta foir shadows" top level writing 😊
That gun joke was great
i thought it wasnt going to be used and that was the joke
I laughed so hard when he pointed it at his face and cocked it. Perfect
samee@@yodaman8015
couldn’t focus on the joke, not sure why
I specifically asked for more peehole artifacts.
The deadpan on "wild knight" was perfection ❤
I fucking love Horno's Hole!
I literally JUST started watching this and immediately started laughing at Chekhov's Gun..
being pointed at his head
This series is literally why I subscribed, and I always want more of these. Thank you for not giving up on this! :D
Love these ones. Great video!
this is the best skit idea you guys have done, ever. the first one was how I found this channel
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
I lost it at "this jar is actually the jar of lies"
Where do I buy those items from, the number isn't working.
PLEASE more Horno's Hole, it is my favourite content on the internet
I want more of this shit, please!!!!
The phone number being for a dating service is really funny
I’m guessing you called? 😂
I’ll take the eyepatch
*eye'll
I will give money to see a continued series of this. Pure gold. Power word Peel.
I lost it when he set chekov's gun on a stand that has it pointing at his head
Added to the list of "videos to wake up to at 237 at night"
When do you think he'll start selling human beings?????
I was looking at Chekov's gun the entire video thinking it was gonna go off on its own, or that someone else would shoot him or whatever and then he just fires at the bottle lmao
Been binge watching all of your guys' videos over and over again. Some of the best stuff I've had the pleasure of laughing at. Always excited to see what your new skits hold for us. Keep it up!
These are my favorite videos from you guys. I swear you could just upload cursed magic item shows and I’d never get sick of it
Last time I was this early I was in Horno’s hole, who do you think got the genie lamp out?
I FREAKING LOVE HORNOS HOLE
When he lifted the lid on the urn and it said “I’m gay” I fucking died😂😂
He can’t, keep, getting away with this!!!!
I have a giant "Ye olde Magikal Bargain Bin" for my D&D campaigns, and I love adding your items to the list XD
These are always so clever. They’re easily my favorite of the skits Wizards With Guns do.
Eye of impermanence is such a cool idea a god level item that lets you get away with anything but can also be lost increadibly easily
These are so funny EVERY time - please never stop this series haha
I feel like they just do this series so they can write off all their D&D props
These are my favorite skits from this channel, i LOVE all the creative magic items and descriptions lol
I've gotta say, this is my favourite series.
I legit want tiny rain boots of a talking frog.
Chekov's Gun
Function: To be determined.
Had me rolling
This video is evidence that the universes are merging.
4:44 that's my name :[
You guys must be trying to set up a sick-as-hell DnD campaign
This is definitely my favorite series/reoccurring character! Idk how you guys think of these things but they're amazing
This is my favorite series. I have put some of these items in my D&D game, and my player's actually like it.
hornos hole killed my mini italian chef figurine
I keep thinking thats Poob.
How much are you gonna pay me for the horn. I feel like I could trick my ennemy into using it. It's quite a deal too.
"Chekhov's gun
-Casts four Shadows
-Function: TBD
-Loaded"
Had me dead
4:39 phasmophobia cursed mirror sound effect lol
Sodometrius 💀I love pausing and reading each description
THESE ARE FANTASTIC, didnt mean the caps but it is fitting
If they made a 10 hour stream of this I would seriously watch it like 100 times.
These are my favorite sketches, thank you
when the "urn of secrets" became the "jar of lies" that almost killed me XD
Am I able to put my Ball of Bellthazaar inside the Seed Sack of Rag’minizaad? Asking for a friend…
Going into this not expecting a boomerang
"chekov's gun.. maybe he's a wizard?"
Heh... A wizard...with a gun..
...
Oh.wait a minute
one of my favorite series on this channel, keep it up lol
I feel like "This is Checkov's Gun" is the main thing this was made for. And that's good, everyone's going to be using this in their comedy reviews now. Just throw that clip in there when a plot point is obviously going to pay off later
LETS GOOO MORE HOLES OF HORNO!!!!!!!!