@@Cody_Cigar Well SCP-658 embryos act in a way that's associated with their host, so the keyboard, not being very dangerous or hostile technology (all you do is type with them, they aren't guns or anything), wouldn't show any threat.
Still way WAAAAY less creepy than real life botflies. They litteraly grow in our skins as maggots while we're alive. They capture mosquitos and lay their eggs on their belly so that when they bits us. The eggs go in the hole and the maggots grow there. And its all 100% real
Your videos are very interesting and inspirational,with remarkable animation and the scariest scps you really go above and beyond Dr.Bob and it’s greatly appreciated.
@@AzureTheAvian Honestly the infected pacemaker would just stay inside. It's a device that helps with heart problems so the instance would try and stay inside. Although image how uncomfortable it would be.
It wouldn't really do anything, because pacemakers and internal insulin pumps aren't dangerous weapons or anything, and are supposed to remain inside the body, helping with certain conditions, so the infected pump/pacemaker would probably just do exactly that.
@@sledger2066 yeah it turns into a goddamn tank: “oh well just smash it,” yeah let me just hulk smash this 60 ton piece of metal like I’m one of the avengers that sounds like a great way to deal with them.
I just realized that this SCP sounds exactly like that Junji Ito story where the world's oceans' fish get infected with some sort of mechanical virus and end up infecting humans. Thanks for the returning nightmares, Dr. Bob.
I think the concept of this is hilarious, like a bump turns into a monster, and also I didn't know a toy could go from woody to the spider that demon child David had
It looks like the use of the term 'botfly' has more to do with the manner in which it seems to parasitise and reproduce using devices, than it resembling an actual insect.
@@benny_lemon5123 I get that part, like seahorses or dogwood or whatever. I just immediately went to insect for some reason when I first saw the SCP. Im thinking to realistically right now :(
You, and guy in comments may be a bit wrong. The thing is Mars Priesthood against any AI, and allows only most simple ones to be used, like castellan robots. By this logic mechanicus could be ok with these guys but, the thing is that there's several reasons why actually Adeptus Mechanicus would purge them out of existence: 1. Is it even AI? Or organic creature? Such ambiguity of genesis would probably disturb most of loyal mechanicus, after all usually you can see no line between machine and flesh only in something corrupted by chaos, like obliterators. They may research this SCP, but only for writhing down info into book of forbidden things. Of course they could use it as a weapon, but considering catastrophic consequences of 658s breach they can consider it too dangerous, plus if they actually infect only man made tech makes it pretty situational. 2. It's probably not made by a human, and by their law there must be only technologies invented by man 3. It's uncontrollable destructive parasite, which will spoil their holy machines, it'll be unacceptable for mechanicus
Okay… I know that probably wasn’t a reference to 40k but I love the fact that he put a tech priest in the vid, because by the omniesah this tech heresy must be purged!
"$20,000.99" lmao Also, walking, living, gun that can literally create its own ammo is both adorable and badass. Holy shit, nvmd, lol. Living spider tank is soooo much more badass.
Imagine something like a bazooka, a machine gun, something nuclear like a an actual NUKE, a battleship, and other crazy dangerous machine things infected by SCP-658. That’ll be both terrifying and badass
I feel like the sentience aspect the author had in mind is being rather completely ignored, it seems like they're a little more than mindless insects everything from the mimicing the child's voice to the "ask and we shall answer." Keyboard kinda shows that
The botfly instance was only mimicing what the office worker was using the keyboard for- "How can I help you, do you have any questions- Ask and we will answer..." then waiting an hour to respond to the customer, i.e. start rampaging again. The keyboard's pattern was no different than the child's toy mimicing his voice.
What is interesting is that the amount of time it takes to manifest will grow exponentially based on the size and complexity of the object. I think that's a neat way too see how larger instances can be found and destroyed, in a realistic fashion.
As long as it doesn't come into physical contact with any tech, it can't infect it, and not all infected tech is necessarily going to be dangerous (e.g. a tablet infected by 658 probably wouldn't start killing people), so as long as any instances are destroyed/contained, it's fine. You could even trap one inside a wooded crate with some duct tape sealing it in, and the SCP would be rendered useless.
Yeah, it's a bit of a plot hole. This is one of those SCPs which are so dangerous that they'd pretty much cause the end of the world if they actually existed.
@@numarknett1 "so as long as any instances are destroyed/contained, it's fine. You could even trap one inside a wooded crate with some duct tape sealing it in, and the SCP would be rendered useless." But you're working under the generous assumption that the foundation would get to them before they'd be able to cause trouble. In reality, that thing would first come into contact with an unsuspecting person's gadget, as the video suggests, and from that point on, it could infect other devices and that'd be the end.
I find it sad that some of the more innocent SCPs can accidentally make an end of the world scenario, those little guys look too cute when they're not a man-made object that would be dangerous (I'm talking about the little watch ones)
Well the way I see it, bombs could be ticking time bombs, pun intended. But the thing that is scary that they probably won’t just explode randomly, from the gun to tank, they might just run towards a bunch of people or building, then detonate, now imagine that with a nuke, or what about a microwave, it might just send out the radiation inside to outside. As cute as this thing appears to be, it can literally destroy everything
Imagine the entire world's military technology getting assimilated, foundation might have trouble with that one... indeed, better safe than sorry, and I guess it's a real world lesson that technology never should have been made to kill to begin with
SCP-658 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Any small instance of SCP-658 (measuring no more than 50 cm in the largest dimension), when not involved in experimentation, is to be stored, alone, within a steel box preferably kept closed via simple low-tech means, such as tying with strings or duct tape, or weighing down the lid. Boxes with external mechanical or electronic locks are to be avoided for this purpose; boxes with mechanisms accessible from the inside must not be used. Larger instances of SCP-658 are to be destroyed as soon as possible. Unless exposure is necessary for sake of experimentation, every instance of SCP-658 is to be kept at least 3 meters from all electronic devices, as well as all noticeably complex mechanical machinery; when in doubt as to whether an item belongs to such a category, personnel are to err on the side of caution. Devices affected by SCP-658, when not used for experimentation, are to be destroyed. Machinery affected by SCP-658 must not be connected to an electrical outlet for any amount of time. Description: Each instance of SCP-658 is an autonomous robotic device. Size and weight varies widely; specimens as small as 5 mm, or as large as ███ m, have been observed. Bottom half of each specimen contains four spiderlike, highly flexible legs and a single "eye". Appearance and structure of upper half is different in every SCP-658. SCP-658 remain active at all times, despite appearing to lack any power source. While behavior varies between instances, when otherwise unoccupied most tend to explore their surroundings; SCP-658 are capable of running at varying speeds, climbing up even flat vertical walls, and swimming. SCP-658 are capable of reproduction, achieved through "impregnating" other machines. "Machine", in this case, is essentially defined as any complex manmade mechanism. This includes items as disparate as wristwatches, typewriters, personal computers, motor vehicles, and - though rarely - other SCP-658. Impregnation is carried out via a poorly-understood process that requires only momentary physical contact. As a result of the process, an "embryo" will appear inside the machine (hereafter referred to as "host"). The embryo initially appears to be a featureless lump of plastic and metal measuring 1 mm, but develops and grows quickly within its host. As an embryo expands, it connects and incorporates increasingly more of its host's internal mechanisms into its own structure. The embryo partially takes on the task of maintaining the functions of its host, whose users usually fail to notice anything is amiss, and believe that the host machine is working no less effectively than usual; however, visible minor "glitches" and anomalies, as well as external deformation, tend to appear toward the end of the "gestation". The embryo will also break down some of the host machine's internal components, both for the purpose of constructing its own body, and for weakening the host's structural integrity in preparation for "birth". At the end of the gestation cycle (which takes a varying amount of time depending on the nature of the host), the embryo, now developed into a mature SCP-658, exits its host by ripping it apart. The new SCP-658 immediately assumes the behavior typical for other SCP-658 instances; in particular, it is immediately capable of reproduction. Size, form and behavior of the new SCP-658 depend on the host machine. See log below. Excerpt from Document 658-L: Log of past impregnations Host Gestation period Notes A mechanical wristwatch 18 hours Resultant SCP-658 measures 1.5 by 1 by 0.5 cm. Upper half of the SCP-658 is occupied by a mass of clock hands jutting out in all directions. SCP-658 walks ceaselessly in a circle, the radius of which increases with time (currently 1056 metres). It attempts to climb or damage any obstacles in its path, and resists any third party that tries to change its course. Standard issue pistol of security guard C██████ 3 days Resultant SCP-658 measured 10 by 4 by 5 cm. Immediately upon emergence, object fired at researchers (injuring Dr. L███ and Dr. B█████) and fragile objects in vicinity. SCP-658 was capable of firing ceaselessly for approx. one minute, then took approx. two minutes to replenish its ammunition through unknown means. Destroyed. Computer keyboard 6 days Resultant SCP-658 measures 31 by 9 by 1 cm. Object has an assemblage of keys with letters and numbers as its upper half. The keys depress themselves rapidly every 30 seconds, spelling out the message "ASK WE WILL ANSWER". When any complete sentence is typed on its keys by a third party, SCP-658 stops and remains immobile for an hour before resuming prior behavior. Action figure depicting the popular character [REDACTED], with electronic components 10 days Resultant SCP-658 measures 5 by 2 by 2 cm. Object's legs appear humanlike. Upper half of object occupied by an imitation of a bald human head, without eyes. Head is capable of vocalizations; nearly all of these are imitations of things spoken in its vicinity. A color TV 14 days Resultant SCP-658 measures 45 by 45 by 20 cm. Upper half of object occupied by a single video screen, which constantly displays shaky, colorless footage of an unmoving human figure suspended in mid-air within a featureless room (tentatively identified as [DATA EXPUNGED]). An instance of SCP-658 Approx. 30 days Rather than destroying its host, the embryo seems to have fused with it permanently. Resultant combination of SCP-658 has been described as resembling "conjoined twins". Object(s) are capable of impregnating machinery as usual, with two embryos implanted instead of one. Entire public address system of Site-██ Unknown Time and place of original impregnation unknown. In this incident the SCP-658 "pregnancy" displayed capability to spread along electrical wiring somehow. On ██/██/19██, instances of SCP-658 (40 by 20 by 15 cm) all emerged simultaneously from loudspeakers throughout the site. The objects were typically outfitted with a chaotic array of speakers, broadcasting various arbitrary transmissions at full volume; the song "Happy Birthday" recurred among the transmissions with unusual frequency. Outburst of SCP-658 eventually subdued, but at least four specimens escaped into the wild.
@@inhumanthoughts3509 your the first who references that f ing gravity gun... what's that...??? nobody knows one of the awesomely weapons anymore.... what a shame....
How on earth is this Euclid, when the source of the anomaly cannot be exactly pinpointed (meaning it could pop up anywhere), it cannot be securely contained in any high security fashion, and it poses a potential extinction or restructuring event for humanity? This is CLEARLY a keter.
I want to see what this does to someone (or something) under the effects of SCP-217, "The Clockwork Virus" Or what would happen if it somehow infected SCP 882, "His Broken Heart".
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That kid seeing that homage to Carpenter's 'The Thing' is both hilarious and another reason y I've never allowed a Doll/Action Figure larger than 8 inches in any house I've lived in. Things scare the blank outta me since Poltergeist, which I watched behind the couch at 5 in '88
If this ....thing got out of containment, and, loose in a major city, can you imagine how screwed 90-95% of the world's population would be, almost immediately!? And, if it got loose on a heavily mechanized army base, how horrible THAT would be!? Also, I LOVE the low tech methods of containment, put it in a steel box, close the lid and, put a heavy weight on it! So simple, yet elegant!
I guess I don't understand the classification system if a self-replicating infection that's loose in the world and can suddenly appear, seemingly by itself with no way to prevent is only Euclid.
Honestly, half the SCPs I read are incorrectly classified. How is SCP 1048 (literally a teddy bear that can replicate itself, and cause a bit of harm) keter, but this thing euclid? Builder Bear might have memetic effects, but it doesn't pose a danger to humanity as a whole.
Considering the instance of this scp takes control of the entire object it becomes, they are probably stuck inside and killed when it is destroyed. It could trap them inside and due to how dangerous the big ones are, he is unable to be helped.
@@Aesy_Ford This is a really good thought, but what also may happen is that they may be digested, if this thing even has an internal organ system, but I believe they just somehow die
@@friendlyavocado4319 ooh, yeah okay. Maybe because they're a metal sort of creature, they're just crushed on the inside by its internal organs, which can be also assumed to be metal.
I would suspect one of three scenarios, possibly 4. 1. They Abandoned Tank after they lost control but the Animators forgot to show it. 2. They stayed in the Tank and did thier best to get control back but were killed when the Tank was Destroyed. 3. The transformation process may reconfigure the internal space of vehicles leaving no place for humans, crushing or otherwise eliminating them. 4. The transformation did not alter the interior space significantly but intentionally or unintentionally sealed the hatches somehow trapping the crew inside until the Tank was destroyed.
I think it's worth taking a second to imagine yourself walking into your actual kitchen, looking up, and seeing what might have been your blender skittering around on 4 legs. A metal eye rolls in your direction, and the blender crouches, letting out a threatening buzz. *wrrrrr WRRRR*
So nobody is gonna point out Stan Winston's "The Thing" head reference with the doll? Well done Dr. Bob.
It looks like norris.
@@vinhphucnguyen4695 it is norris
It looks like Woody to me
It looks woody
This video was filled with references, 40k, half life, the thing.
Seeing Dr. Bob having an SCP-658 as his pet is very, very wholesome.
And it was a phone
I’d like the keep the keyboard one. It showed no threat. And can easily be deactivated
@@tiktok_content9505 It spread like wildfire, what do you mean it showed no threat ^^
@@Cody_Cigar It spread. But didn’t try to kill anyone. Probably because it cant
@@Cody_Cigar Well SCP-658 embryos act in a way that's associated with their host, so the keyboard, not being very dangerous or hostile technology (all you do is type with them, they aren't guns or anything), wouldn't show any threat.
This SCP really went from 0 to a hundred in the first few minutes ,holy shit.
Ikr 😭 tf I didn't expect the watch to turn into a fly of all things
Still way WAAAAY less creepy than real life botflies. They litteraly grow in our skins as maggots while we're alive. They capture mosquitos and lay their eggs on their belly so that when they bits us. The eggs go in the hole and the maggots grow there. And its all 100% real
Deadass
@@magusperde365 jesus christ
@@meganbermudez299 It's one of the few SCPs where reality is more terrifying
Your videos are very interesting and inspirational,with remarkable animation and the scariest scps you really go above and beyond Dr.Bob and it’s greatly appreciated.
10:31 the broken god cultist looking like a tech priest is so fitting.
the machine god smiles upon you
thats the gravity gun from half life 2
Imagine having an implant suddenly become infested. Like a pace maker, or internal insulin pump.
Considering Contact is needed. It would be unlikely as new implants are completely internal.
@@silverhawkscape2677 You’re right, but they could be infested before the operation to put them inside the person.
@@AzureTheAvian Honestly the infected pacemaker would just stay inside. It's a device that helps with heart problems so the instance would try and stay inside. Although image how uncomfortable it would be.
It wouldn't really do anything, because pacemakers and internal insulin pumps aren't dangerous weapons or anything, and are supposed to remain inside the body, helping with certain conditions, so the infected pump/pacemaker would probably just do exactly that.
@@rfacproductions6552 No, remember what happened to the doll.
Some how less scary and disturbing than actual botflies
Yeah
Yeah. Imagine a server room or a high tech skyscraper.
Botflies - organic hosts
SCP-658 - mechanical hosts
I went down an unfortunate video watching binge. I hate everything related to them
When bob says “non anomalous”
Everyone: oh no
This is a super dangerous SCP since it can be on any objects. Beware of every object you use or touch.
Imagine a computer that control a nuclear bomb.
oh this defiantly do not sound like the thing
Just smash it
@@sledger2066 yeah it turns into a goddamn tank: “oh well just smash it,” yeah let me just hulk smash this 60 ton piece of metal like I’m one of the avengers that sounds like a great way to deal with them.
@@emarythomp are you mad? Just smash it lmao its that ez
I just realized that this SCP sounds exactly like that Junji Ito story where the world's oceans' fish get infected with some sort of mechanical virus and end up infecting humans. Thanks for the returning nightmares, Dr. Bob.
I think the concept of this is hilarious, like a bump turns into a monster, and also I didn't know a toy could go from woody to the spider that demon child David had
2:30 You'd think the Foundation would ask Mr. Incredible for help taking down dangerous anomalies.
Well he is bob
"bob where the hell is your keyboard?"
he's busy becoming uncanny
"Bob WHAT THE HELL U LOOKED AT 096 HES GONNA GET U!"
@@HypeFox That would be a good match up.
“Injuring Dr. Jack Bright” Phew … nothing to worry about.
Yeah. Just go and get him a new d class to possess and he'll be FINE
Unit he wants to infect his chainsaw launcher.
@@justinsmith5870 walking chainsaw launcher....
It can infect any non-living things
Someone got injured!
Ah nvm it's Dr. Bright... Someone get a d-class later if Dr. Bright's host body doesn't survive.
gotta love this guy honestly. the videos are exciting and relaxing - keep up the good work man!
Indeed
Yep
They are real though :)
Relaxing?
Not man dr bob!😃😊
2:46 this transformation is actually surprisingly peaceful
I think its kinda funny that when he says "innocent" he points at the gun but when he says "disastrous" he points at a toy.
The fact that it has 4 legs and a non-compact eye means it isn’t an insect. So it’s probably some sort of fungus (What I think at least)
Or its just an anomaly
@@nang9484 yeah
It looks like the use of the term 'botfly' has more to do with the manner in which it seems to parasitise and reproduce using devices, than it resembling an actual insect.
@@benny_lemon5123 I get that part, like seahorses or dogwood or whatever. I just immediately went to insect for some reason when I first saw the SCP. Im thinking to realistically right now :(
also they are a robotic form of life, so botfly is a good punny name for em
Wait, what if the hunting bus is also a deformed bus? It has 4 legs too! Also, it might be Mechaine in nature! Mechanicus priest was a nice reference.
"I have done nothing, you reprobates! Only coating this relay with the holy oils of the Omnissiah!"
You, and guy in comments may be a bit wrong. The thing is Mars Priesthood against any AI, and allows only most simple ones to be used, like castellan robots. By this logic mechanicus could be ok with these guys but, the thing is that there's several reasons why actually Adeptus Mechanicus would purge them out of existence:
1. Is it even AI? Or organic creature? Such ambiguity of genesis would probably disturb most of loyal mechanicus, after all usually you can see no line between machine and flesh only in something corrupted by chaos, like obliterators. They may research this SCP, but only for writhing down info into book of forbidden things. Of course they could use it as a weapon, but considering catastrophic consequences of 658s breach they can consider it too dangerous, plus if they actually infect only man made tech makes it pretty situational.
2. It's probably not made by a human, and by their law there must be only technologies invented by man
3. It's uncontrollable destructive parasite, which will spoil their holy machines, it'll be unacceptable for mechanicus
Me be like in nutshell: *RIDES THE HUNTING BUD*
Maybe it's from the same branch of species like how ants are related to bees and how we are related to other primates like chimpanzees.
@@kamewantor4594 Well it was kind of a comparison between the Church of the Broken God and the Mechanicus due to their pretty obvious similarities.
The fact they used the Mr. incredible office meme for the keyboard spider makes me have so much more love for this channel
I looove that Dr Bob does obscure scps! Most channels stick to popular ones when there's still so much out there!
The fact that the tank grew legs instead of just using its treads made me laugh way too hard
Bot fly : Oh yeah this is small brain time.
I am convinced that there is someone who really likes writing about SCPs with spider legs.
12:07 Dr. Bob likes to play with fire. I half expected him to swallow that phone and declare "We seek peaceful coexistence."
The tank was really like: *"Autobots, roll out"*
5:05
Basically Brawl in the SCP universe
Transformers, robots in disguise
Transformers, I think it just killed that guy!
So transformers in scp universe wat
Warhammer 40k Tech priest, Mr Incredible, Woody, The thing, American Psycho and a portal gun in the same episode. Nicely done ✅
7:47 is that bob from the Incredibles?
BAWB
2:32
This is very interesting SCP, thank you for telling us about more unknown SCPs
this dude improved so much since the beginning of his channel. Keep up the good work, friend.
Okay… I know that probably wasn’t a reference to 40k but I love the fact that he put a tech priest in the vid, because by the omniesah this tech heresy must be purged!
Indeed...I fear this infectious scourge may not beu able to purged manually and may require...the Final solution. May the God emperor protect
2:36 is that the guy from the incredibals
Yes
The SCP-658 on Dr Bob's shoulder waving at us is the most wholesome thing I've seen all week
*Incredible* reference, doc!
Also this one reminds me a lot of SCP-3023: And Then It Decided To Be An Angry Spider
Uncanny moment
The amount of references here are crazy. American Psycho, The Incredibles, Fury, and I'm sure one or two others. Well done
The adeptus mechanicus at the end
2:30 damn thats a really *incredible* reference
It is a good reference:)
Love how at 10:31 the CBG got their hands on a gravity gun
i like when at the end of your videos it shows you interacting with the SCP in some way, somehow surviving. makes no sense, but it's fun to watch
"$20,000.99" lmao
Also, walking, living, gun that can literally create its own ammo is both adorable and badass.
Holy shit, nvmd, lol. Living spider tank is soooo much more badass.
Imagine something like a bazooka, a machine gun, something nuclear like a an actual NUKE, a battleship, and other crazy dangerous machine things infected by SCP-658. That’ll be both terrifying and badass
Guard: *Sees camera with lump*
"So I started blasting."
I feel like the sentience aspect the author had in mind is being rather completely ignored, it seems like they're a little more than mindless insects everything from the mimicing the child's voice to the "ask and we shall answer." Keyboard kinda shows that
The botfly instance was only mimicing what the office worker was using the keyboard for- "How can I help you, do you have any questions- Ask and we will answer..." then waiting an hour to respond to the customer, i.e. start rampaging again. The keyboard's pattern was no different than the child's toy mimicing his voice.
2:31 hey! Is that Bob?😂😂
What is interesting is that the amount of time it takes to manifest will grow exponentially based on the size and complexity of the object. I think that's a neat way too see how larger instances can be found and destroyed, in a realistic fashion.
I cannot imagine this as being even mildly containable.
The foundation will commit genocide if they need to.
As long as it doesn't come into physical contact with any tech, it can't infect it, and not all infected tech is necessarily going to be dangerous (e.g. a tablet infected by 658 probably wouldn't start killing people), so as long as any instances are destroyed/contained, it's fine. You could even trap one inside a wooded crate with some duct tape sealing it in, and the SCP would be rendered useless.
Yeah, it's a bit of a plot hole. This is one of those SCPs which are so dangerous that they'd pretty much cause the end of the world if they actually existed.
@@numarknett1 "so as long as any instances are destroyed/contained, it's fine. You could even trap one inside a wooded crate with some duct tape sealing it in, and the SCP would be rendered useless."
But you're working under the generous assumption that the foundation would get to them before they'd be able to cause trouble. In reality, that thing would first come into contact with an unsuspecting person's gadget, as the video suggests, and from that point on, it could infect other devices and that'd be the end.
this is more of a keter class
Sounds incredibly similar to "then it became a spider" but I don't know which scp number it has.
SCP 3023. TheRubber has done a video on it.
Man, this video was crammed full of references and SCP cameos! Amazing video as always, Dr. Bob!
5:40
Dr Bob: So what is the truth?
O5 Council: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
The guy in the beginning looks like Patrick Bateman! That's a nice touch!
I find it sad that some of the more innocent SCPs can accidentally make an end of the world scenario, those little guys look too cute when they're not a man-made object that would be dangerous (I'm talking about the little watch ones)
Even the Procrastination Rock can cause the end of the world!
Not really cute, especially not cute as a tank with spider legs.
Phew. I thought this would be a Keter class at first. Well done containing it Dr Bob!
I can't imagine what would happen if these things got access to anything nuclear powered
Well the way I see it, bombs could be ticking time bombs, pun intended.
But the thing that is scary that they probably won’t just explode randomly, from the gun to tank, they might just run towards a bunch of people or building, then detonate, now imagine that with a nuke, or what about a microwave, it might just send out the radiation inside to outside. As cute as this thing appears to be, it can literally destroy everything
YESSSSSSS
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Or if they just infected a nuke
@@entity3760 oh no end world
"stop referencing shows and movies or draw 25"
Dr bob: *draws 25*
You’re the one who is thechild as you can’t even spell “stopping” right ☠️
Imagine the entire world's military technology getting assimilated, foundation might have trouble with that one...
indeed, better safe than sorry, and I guess it's a real world lesson that technology never should have been made to kill to begin with
Best Christmas gift ever. Thank you so much Dr.Bob❄️☃️⛄
This SCP could indirectly cause XK scenarios since it can free other dangerous SCPs from containment.
SCP-658
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Any small instance of SCP-658 (measuring no more than 50 cm in the largest dimension), when not involved in experimentation, is to be stored, alone, within a steel box preferably kept closed via simple low-tech means, such as tying with strings or duct tape, or weighing down the lid. Boxes with external mechanical or electronic locks are to be avoided for this purpose; boxes with mechanisms accessible from the inside must not be used.
Larger instances of SCP-658 are to be destroyed as soon as possible.
Unless exposure is necessary for sake of experimentation, every instance of SCP-658 is to be kept at least 3 meters from all electronic devices, as well as all noticeably complex mechanical machinery; when in doubt as to whether an item belongs to such a category, personnel are to err on the side of caution. Devices affected by SCP-658, when not used for experimentation, are to be destroyed. Machinery affected by SCP-658 must not be connected to an electrical outlet for any amount of time.
Description: Each instance of SCP-658 is an autonomous robotic device. Size and weight varies widely; specimens as small as 5 mm, or as large as ███ m, have been observed. Bottom half of each specimen contains four spiderlike, highly flexible legs and a single "eye". Appearance and structure of upper half is different in every SCP-658.
SCP-658 remain active at all times, despite appearing to lack any power source. While behavior varies between instances, when otherwise unoccupied most tend to explore their surroundings; SCP-658 are capable of running at varying speeds, climbing up even flat vertical walls, and swimming.
SCP-658 are capable of reproduction, achieved through "impregnating" other machines. "Machine", in this case, is essentially defined as any complex manmade mechanism. This includes items as disparate as wristwatches, typewriters, personal computers, motor vehicles, and - though rarely - other SCP-658. Impregnation is carried out via a poorly-understood process that requires only momentary physical contact. As a result of the process, an "embryo" will appear inside the machine (hereafter referred to as "host").
The embryo initially appears to be a featureless lump of plastic and metal measuring 1 mm, but develops and grows quickly within its host. As an embryo expands, it connects and incorporates increasingly more of its host's internal mechanisms into its own structure. The embryo partially takes on the task of maintaining the functions of its host, whose users usually fail to notice anything is amiss, and believe that the host machine is working no less effectively than usual; however, visible minor "glitches" and anomalies, as well as external deformation, tend to appear toward the end of the "gestation".
The embryo will also break down some of the host machine's internal components, both for the purpose of constructing its own body, and for weakening the host's structural integrity in preparation for "birth".
At the end of the gestation cycle (which takes a varying amount of time depending on the nature of the host), the embryo, now developed into a mature SCP-658, exits its host by ripping it apart. The new SCP-658 immediately assumes the behavior typical for other SCP-658 instances; in particular, it is immediately capable of reproduction. Size, form and behavior of the new SCP-658 depend on the host machine. See log below.
Excerpt from Document 658-L: Log of past impregnations
Host Gestation period Notes
A mechanical wristwatch 18 hours Resultant SCP-658 measures 1.5 by 1 by 0.5 cm. Upper half of the SCP-658 is occupied by a mass of clock hands jutting out in all directions. SCP-658 walks ceaselessly in a circle, the radius of which increases with time (currently 1056 metres). It attempts to climb or damage any obstacles in its path, and resists any third party that tries to change its course.
Standard issue pistol of security guard C██████ 3 days Resultant SCP-658 measured 10 by 4 by 5 cm. Immediately upon emergence, object fired at researchers (injuring Dr. L███ and Dr. B█████) and fragile objects in vicinity. SCP-658 was capable of firing ceaselessly for approx. one minute, then took approx. two minutes to replenish its ammunition through unknown means. Destroyed.
Computer keyboard 6 days Resultant SCP-658 measures 31 by 9 by 1 cm. Object has an assemblage of keys with letters and numbers as its upper half. The keys depress themselves rapidly every 30 seconds, spelling out the message "ASK WE WILL ANSWER". When any complete sentence is typed on its keys by a third party, SCP-658 stops and remains immobile for an hour before resuming prior behavior.
Action figure depicting the popular character [REDACTED], with electronic components 10 days Resultant SCP-658 measures 5 by 2 by 2 cm. Object's legs appear humanlike. Upper half of object occupied by an imitation of a bald human head, without eyes. Head is capable of vocalizations; nearly all of these are imitations of things spoken in its vicinity.
A color TV 14 days Resultant SCP-658 measures 45 by 45 by 20 cm. Upper half of object occupied by a single video screen, which constantly displays shaky, colorless footage of an unmoving human figure suspended in mid-air within a featureless room (tentatively identified as [DATA EXPUNGED]).
An instance of SCP-658 Approx. 30 days Rather than destroying its host, the embryo seems to have fused with it permanently. Resultant combination of SCP-658 has been described as resembling "conjoined twins". Object(s) are capable of impregnating machinery as usual, with two embryos implanted instead of one.
Entire public address system of Site-██ Unknown Time and place of original impregnation unknown. In this incident the SCP-658 "pregnancy" displayed capability to spread along electrical wiring somehow. On ██/██/19██, instances of SCP-658 (40 by 20 by 15 cm) all emerged simultaneously from loudspeakers throughout the site. The objects were typically outfitted with a chaotic array of speakers, broadcasting various arbitrary transmissions at full volume; the song "Happy Birthday" recurred among the transmissions with unusual frequency. Outburst of SCP-658 eventually subdued, but at least four specimens escaped into the wild.
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Ikr this is alot
This takes "it can't just sprout legs and walk away" to a new level
Never before has it been more important to have your pets fixed
5:56 Damm tho SCP files are anomalous themselves if they can faze through the filing cabinet
Nice eye 👀
I appreciate all of the references in the episode. American psycho, toy story, incredibles, etc.
Also half-life2 and warhammer 40k
@@inhumanthoughts3509 your the first who references that f ing gravity gun...
what's that...??? nobody knows one of the awesomely weapons anymore.... what a shame....
What a cute ending 🥰 Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄🎄🎄
4:47 i wasn't expecting to see Fury 2. It's a surprise, but a welcomed one.
I just had to say it.
Great vid BUT 9:56 "kitchen appliances" was meaning a toaster, jug, microwave etc not a knife which the scp wouldn't infect as it's not technology
That gun one was honestly cool it looked unique.
i absolutely love dr. bob's storytelling. i always look forward to these videos
How on earth is this Euclid, when the source of the anomaly cannot be exactly pinpointed (meaning it could pop up anywhere), it cannot be securely contained in any high security fashion, and it poses a potential extinction or restructuring event for humanity?
This is CLEARLY a keter.
Gotta love the COTBG member just being a mechanicus cultist
The Easter eggs in this video made it a goldmine. We had:
Mr incredible
The Gravity Gun
Woody
WH40K Tech Priest
And possibly a heck tonne more.
The businessman looks a bit like Christian Bale’s character from American Psycho as well.
I want to see what this does to someone (or something) under the effects of SCP-217, "The Clockwork Virus"
Or what would happen if it somehow infected SCP 882, "His Broken Heart".
An XK class scenario on a level similar to 'Insect Hell' event
I think it may be mechaine in nature and at the same time, it wont control Mechaine parts, the other way around
just picturing what would happen if it infected scp-2399, not looking good
Testing request has been denied by O5 Council.
Has anyone else noticed the two guys working on the tank or from FURY The guy with the mustache was the loader and the other guy was the commander
Whoever is the animator on these
They surely love putting references
Um sir the tank has grown legs
4:40 grandmas only worried with how her favorite show got changed. TVs walking at her but she’s more worried about her golden girls lmao.
Can't we just use Dr Bob to tame all the SCPs? He's very good at it.
Random Tip:
Dont be scared if a loved one dies, just remember, "It Is From The Past, It Doesnt Matter, You Can Learn From It" It might take you years to understand, but it is useful
5:11
The tank that was drew there look very similar to a Panther tank.
cant imagine owning a gun and the next day it starts to own you
This brings a whole new level to “in Soviet Russia, gun own you”
@@arandomcommenter0135 Debating on making that a comment now...
Every sane person: a firearm cant shoot by themself
658: BEHOLD
I love how the Broken God cultist was a Mechanicus techpriest
And working on a weapon from HL2. That gave me a good chuckle too
That kid seeing that homage to Carpenter's 'The Thing' is both hilarious and another reason y I've never allowed a Doll/Action Figure larger than 8 inches in any house I've lived in. Things scare the blank outta me since Poltergeist, which I watched behind the couch at 5 in '88
The fact that Dr.Bob mentioned that the USA has a lot of firearms is hilarious
This is actually one of the most terrifying scps out there
Merry Christmas Dr. Bob, this video is so wonderful for this Christmas
Dr.Bob:making SCP videos
TheRubbet:Finally a worthy opponent
i get that these SCP tales are meant to be scary, but the background music is absolutely bangin lmao
If this ....thing got out of containment, and, loose in a major city, can you imagine how screwed 90-95% of the world's population would be, almost immediately!? And, if it got loose on a heavily mechanized army base, how horrible THAT would be!? Also, I LOVE the low tech methods of containment, put it in a steel box, close the lid and, put a heavy weight on it! So simple, yet elegant!
3:30 shout out to the animator(s). Someone else appreciates that doll sadist kid from "Toy Story" AND that head spider from "The Thing". Yikes!
That thing scared the mess out of me I never got an scp that really scared me like that.
Different, doesn't infect living humans or animals, only breed/infect technologies and mechanical
@@VSSEDragon3 yeah, just like the creature from that film "Virus". Both were printed into comics by Dark Horse.
I guess I don't understand the classification system if a self-replicating infection that's loose in the world and can suddenly appear, seemingly by itself with no way to prevent is only Euclid.
right.... I was just this thinking this
I think it's because it has already been contained.
And only has minor breakouts every now and again.
@@Cheesemeister27 so not contained, can literally suddenly appear in a weapons storehouse or armory
Honestly, half the SCPs I read are incorrectly classified. How is SCP 1048 (literally a teddy bear that can replicate itself, and cause a bit of harm) keter, but this thing euclid? Builder Bear might have memetic effects, but it doesn't pose a danger to humanity as a whole.
@@horvathbenedek3596 Keter is how hard it can be contained.. That bear is very much hard to contain
I actually got a question: When the tank mutated, what happened to the crews inside it?
Considering the instance of this scp takes control of the entire object it becomes, they are probably stuck inside and killed when it is destroyed. It could trap them inside and due to how dangerous the big ones are, he is unable to be helped.
@@Aesy_Ford This is a really good thought, but what also may happen is that they may be digested, if this thing even has an internal organ system, but I believe they just somehow die
@@friendlyavocado4319 ooh, yeah okay. Maybe because they're a metal sort of creature, they're just crushed on the inside by its internal organs, which can be also assumed to be metal.
I would suspect one of three scenarios, possibly 4.
1. They Abandoned Tank after they lost control but the Animators forgot to show it.
2. They stayed in the Tank and did thier best to get control back but were killed when the Tank was Destroyed.
3. The transformation process may reconfigure the internal space of vehicles leaving no place for humans, crushing or otherwise eliminating them.
4. The transformation did not alter the interior space significantly but intentionally or unintentionally sealed the hatches somehow trapping the crew inside until the Tank was destroyed.
@@mouseblackcat5263 5. The tank subsumed them, making them a component of it.
Warhammer and SCP confirmed due to the very specific look of the cultist.
2:32 there is no way he animated mr. incredible 💀💀 funny detail xD
Hip hip hooray! Awesome great job dr bob let’s keep moving forward we got lots of alien archives to go through so much more to learn.
Incredible. Absolutely Phenomenal.
11:18 hold on.. is that a machine putting the scp in there.
OH NO.
i believe its just tweezers hehe
2:08 including Sophia's name didn't just made it rhyme with Bright, but also.. umm..... "Bright and Light"
Television: *sprouts legs and an eyball*
Grandma: Why is the channel different??
2:41 Why does he look like Bob Parr? 😆
I was wondering the same thing 😂
It’s intentional as it’s a reference to that one meme of the noob vs pro modeler. So at least Dr.Bob likes to have fun with covering SCP’s
I loved the nod to Mr incredible at the insurance office😂
Can we appreciate how dr Bob Uploads more Frequently ❤️⭐
Loved the mr incredible cameo
Wow this episode is full of pop culture references
Damn Brolexs always mutating into eldrich abominations.
Love the videos keep up the good work!
Early upload from Dr. Bob? Oh my!!
The Incredibles, Toy Story. IT’S ALL CONNECTED!! We are all connected.
Not to mention Warhammer 40k with the Tech Priest.
Bob Parr's keyboard turned into a living organism and the workers first reaction was to type a complete sentence on it 😂
I think it's worth taking a second to imagine yourself walking into your actual kitchen, looking up, and seeing what might have been your blender skittering around on 4 legs. A metal eye rolls in your direction, and the blender crouches, letting out a threatening buzz.
*wrrrrr WRRRR*