Trump Projected His Academic Shortcomings Onto Obama

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  • Опубліковано 6 бер 2019
  • While going to great lengths to conceal his own academic records, Donald Trump was accusing Barack Obama of being 'a terrible student.
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  • @judeirwin2222
    @judeirwin2222 5 років тому +63

    I loved him calling Kim Jong Un a "clinically-depressed pudding". Stephen, keep paying your writers lots of money. They're earning it.

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 4 роки тому +3

      They sure do. Many came with him
      from his old show.

    • @Eurisko229
      @Eurisko229 4 роки тому +2

      Jude Irwin 😂😂😂 that’s was hilarious “clinically depressed pudding”

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 років тому +522

    I find his claims of being a good military school student to be.... _spurious_

  • @katecosettevocals
    @katecosettevocals 5 років тому +17

    The Trojan horse character.... omg that was amazing 😂😂

  • @Angie-Pants
    @Angie-Pants 5 років тому +1945

    I can't get over the Ancient Trojan Character.

    • @SaintSwithinsDay
      @SaintSwithinsDay 5 років тому +151

      Nor can I. It infuriates me. Does he not know about the death of Laocoon and his sons? About the lies of Sinon? About the Greek fleet sailing to Tenedos by night? It is a scandalous calumny against the Trojans, and just another example of anti-Trojan racism in the mainstream media.

    • @DaBigBrozer
      @DaBigBrozer 5 років тому +30

      I loled. Not NE'ed. I loled!

    • @scanman18
      @scanman18 5 років тому +56

      Me too. I rewatched that part like 10 times and lmao every time!

    • @caelidhg6261
      @caelidhg6261 5 років тому +32

      @@scanman18 he has been putting out some doozy impersonations! LOL

    • @imasspeons
      @imasspeons 5 років тому +15

      @@SaintSwithinsDay top comment 2019.

  • @kenyanswiss
    @kenyanswiss 5 років тому +62

    As a Kenyan I refuse to accept that.

  • @pookiedust
    @pookiedust 5 років тому +513

    a classic narcissist move to project their shortcomings on others

  • @budisulisto
    @budisulisto 5 років тому +113

    “Ancient Trojan Character” was the best 😂

  • @mikescarborough9196
    @mikescarborough9196 5 років тому +168

    Are we "Great" yet? I don't think I can take this much "winning!"

    • @menghao4576
      @menghao4576 5 років тому

      Yeah ,no one says that since they just hate him

    • @kortofromayan6187
      @kortofromayan6187 5 років тому

      Mike Scarborough 😅😂

    • @mikescarborough9196
      @mikescarborough9196 5 років тому +2

      @@benji4177 In 2009 (Obama's first year for you Fox News history experts) the fourth quarter unemployment rate topped out at just over 10%. In the last fiscal quarter of the Obama Presidency (eight years later, Fox and Friends), the unemployment rate was down to 4.7% 10% down to 4.7%. Not exactly a "rise" unemployment, huh?

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 5 років тому

      He misspoke, he was actually promising “whining.”
      He has definitely delivered!

  • @kevinarzola4781
    @kevinarzola4781 5 років тому +42

    One of my past professors claims she taught Donald economics in college. She said he was a nice guy but once he started struggling, he just gave up halfway through and never came back.

    • @sidilicious11
      @sidilicious11 5 років тому +1

      Kevin Arzola very telling.

    • @kevinarzola4781
      @kevinarzola4781 5 років тому +2

      Sidilicious ya she brought in her uni book (seemed like a yearbook I suppose) and showed us that she taught at the University of Pennsylvania at the same time Donald was there.
      For anyone interested, her name is Elizabeth Donnelly and after some research, she now teaches Econ 180 at UNLV in Nevada.

    • @May-mw1do
      @May-mw1do 5 років тому +5

      Complete fabrication. Trump would never act nice.

    • @kevinarzola4781
      @kevinarzola4781 5 років тому +5

      May Aydin lol well she told us he wasn’t like he is now at all. That he would actually talk to people and make friends pretty easily. But he did quit her class right after he did bad in a midterm I think.

    • @jenniferpatterson4964
      @jenniferpatterson4964 4 роки тому

      Kevin Arzola not surprising. I believe that.

  • @vanimaduray5473
    @vanimaduray5473 5 років тому +859

    "Clinically depressed pudding"... Oh my God 😂😂😂 The Trojan horse bit *rolling* I am in awe 💜

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 років тому +7

      But he loves watching taffy made lol

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 5 років тому +11

      He really does look depressed! Poor little fella!! Not!

    • @ansahs
      @ansahs 5 років тому +9

      Oh my goodness i almost choked on my breakfast. HAHAHAHAHA

    • @vanimaduray5473
      @vanimaduray5473 5 років тому +10

      @@Ariels888 These idiots deserve all the mocking and jail time they get. And more! And Stephen Colbert will make us laugh our asses off while it happens!

    • @vanimaduray5473
      @vanimaduray5473 5 років тому +6

      @@ansahs It's like I know I shouldn't be eating/drinking anything while watching Colbert... He's so funny spills are inevitable!! But I can't help it!

  • @alterego9196
    @alterego9196 5 років тому +1193

    Hey I'm from Kenya that's a terrifying joke about Trump. We don't want him

    • @thandie67
      @thandie67 5 років тому +90

      Lol lol lol no one wants him

    • @fayckirui238
      @fayckirui238 5 років тому +73

      I came to the comments to specifically DENY that That Nazi Trump has any connections to my country. Thanks for beating me to it

    • @bjsmith6095
      @bjsmith6095 5 років тому +21

      @@thandie67 Except his cult like base.

    • @joelcruz9513
      @joelcruz9513 5 років тому +14

      My Apologies bro..

    • @Jetfox967
      @Jetfox967 5 років тому +25

      Nobody wants him, expect Russia

  • @sontelena8818
    @sontelena8818 5 років тому +11

    "His bones haven't spurred yet".

  • @siggiarent
    @siggiarent 5 років тому +30

    That Trojan Horse sketch is amazing 😂

  • @gking08
    @gking08 5 років тому +13

    Holy hell that ancient trojan impression had me cracking up.

  • @eisbaerenhasenzahn
    @eisbaerenhasenzahn 5 років тому +673

    Stephen's acting gets more hilarious by the day ^^

    • @Wangavision
      @Wangavision 5 років тому +18

      He's on fire during this whole monologue. I was laughing my head off during part 1.

    • @kmm9683
      @kmm9683 5 років тому +8

      He has great material to work with. Trump.

    • @chinarace
      @chinarace 5 років тому

      It's all the years of being a pedophile, he is litterly acting all the time

    • @hilariousness6644
      @hilariousness6644 5 років тому +5

      He's so talented.
      My favourite impersonations are Atticus Finch and of course, Trump.
      I've admired him since Strangers with Candy.
      Also, I love it when he looks over to Jon and sometimes Jon's face is tragic! 😆

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 5 років тому +6

      @@chinarace And you've, of course, submitted your proof to the appropriate authorities? No? Then I call baloney sauce on your claim.

  • @eggsellent88
    @eggsellent88 5 років тому +54

    Needs to do the ancient Trojan horse character more often. Hilarious!

  • @FunkyMonkey-ip4xy
    @FunkyMonkey-ip4xy 5 років тому +117

    Ever since they first met Kim's been pulling Spankys pants down. Art of the deal? He couldn't deal a hand of cards.

    • @gregmiller9710
      @gregmiller9710 5 років тому +11

      right...trumps the only one i've ever heard of that failed with a casino..

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 5 років тому +1

      Not without dealing from the bottom ...lol

  • @eugeneaxe
    @eugeneaxe 5 років тому +108

    Obama is everything Trump will never be: Intelligent, reasonable, scandal free, and sober.

    • @whaghht
      @whaghht 4 роки тому +14

      ...and faithful to his wife.

    • @Slow_Horse
      @Slow_Horse 4 роки тому +5

      ...and not orange!

    • @craigscott5661
      @craigscott5661 4 роки тому +1

      Obama was a total failure. He doubled the debt in 8 years. He doubled the amount of people on welfare and food stamps. The economy didn’t do shit it 8 years. Hundred of thousands of jobs left the US. Unemployment was up. He did nothing but apologize for the US to foreign country’s and our enemy’s and gave the Iranians 150 BILLION DOLLARS!! also lied about the debacle in Benghazi. Do I need to go on!!! Jimmy Carter’s was listed as the worst modern president until Obama took that spot.

    • @birdieerdie2349
      @birdieerdie2349 4 роки тому +3

      Shut the hell up Craig. Anyone who defends the orange clown has serious problems.

    • @lizdelisle1912
      @lizdelisle1912 4 роки тому +2

      Don't forget mature and compassionate.

  • @mommyofmiles1
    @mommyofmiles1 5 років тому +408

    I am not a rock. 😂😂

    • @jonahlevin67
      @jonahlevin67 5 років тому +16

      I am not an island.

    • @jeffkeith637
      @jeffkeith637 5 років тому +8

      "You, however, are similar to a box of rocks"

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 5 років тому +7

      I can imagine his Ag Studies final: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral? What is a cat / diamond / avocado? To which he answered: Fluffy/shiny/guacamole!

    • @Tegres1
      @Tegres1 5 років тому +5

      What is Dwayne Johnson?

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 5 років тому +3

      @@Tegres1: Technically an animal. Prize quiz question would be; what do Alcatraz Island and Dwayne Johnson have in common!?

  • @thiefofa1073
    @thiefofa1073 5 років тому +2318

    - The best grade - I guarantee you.
    - The greatest grade you have ever seen. A very tremendous grade.
    - You've never seen grades like this, believe me
    - Nobody knew grades could be this complicated, who knew that? People don't know that
    - Because everyone knows I have the best grades, I do, I have them, and you know I have them.
    - It will be a grade the likes of which the world has never seen, believe me
    - Because I know grades, I am good at that - THAT I can tell you
    - Have I ever done grades before? I have the best markers, tremendous grades markers...
    - I like winners not losers, I like grades that don't fail.
    - And there are no truly bad grades, just results on many sides, many sides
    - And not all grades are bad, some I assume are good grades
    - I've spoken to people who know grades, and they agree with me
    - We're working on the perfect grade, we're working on it
    - I have a plan for a great grade, which I'll share with you later
    - When will you see my grades? You'll see, you'll see what happens...
    - These are grades surrounded by results, marked results, pass or fail results
    - I hear your husband is no longer helping us with grades, but he knew what he was signing up for.
    - And you all know what 'grades' are right? Good.. and bad things... can be done with them. Who knew that? No one knew that...
    - I have many reasons why grades are good, so many. Like I have 10 of them right now.
    - Thanks for your comments about grades [refers to piece of paper]. I HEAR YOU.
    - Grades are easy, you just grab them by the ######
    - And for those who don't agree with me, you're all FAKE graders!
    - We have better grades than yuge yuge gyna. (huge huge China)
    - Bing bing bong, BIGLY, MAGA!

  • @annyspb1
    @annyspb1 5 років тому +39

    Ohhhh... this guy is keeping me sane!

  • @A._is_for
    @A._is_for 5 років тому +44

    His ancient trojan character is a classic ...I'll play myself out

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +4

      That joke is one for the ages, for sure.

    • @A._is_for
      @A._is_for 5 років тому +7

      @@telectronix1368 my friend didn't understand it, he said it was all greek to him 😅

    • @birdhead73
      @birdhead73 5 років тому

      Is this thing on? 🎤

  • @southfloridanewsnow3721
    @southfloridanewsnow3721 5 років тому +133

    NO STABLE GENIUS HIDES HIS GRADES JUST SAYING

  • @Yesnog05
    @Yesnog05 5 років тому +3

    "The horse is free? It's so big...you can put an army in there." *LOL I'm in tears!*

  • @radudeATL
    @radudeATL 5 років тому +42

    Trojan horse bit (pun intended) is hilarious!

  • @debitilley146
    @debitilley146 5 років тому +90

    Kenya respectfully declines

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +9

      So does most of the USA.

    • @babybree175
      @babybree175 5 років тому

      Figured! Lol they dont want that

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny 5 років тому +24

    Russia... if you're listening... and can find DT's transcripts... 😂😂😂

    • @bluejack644
      @bluejack644 3 роки тому

      Iran, if you're listening. We're still waiting for someone to cash in on that bounty you placed on Trump's head. Maybe step it up a little and get-r-done.

    • @katherinejackson5699
      @katherinejackson5699 3 роки тому

      @@bluejack644 This is the real reason he doesn't want to leave the White House.

  • @morganmoen6869
    @morganmoen6869 5 років тому +3

    The Trojan monologue was the best! Had me rolling.

  • @wingbutler
    @wingbutler 5 років тому +96

    Ouch! I was a Comcast tech support once. It's all true.

    • @nikolascagefreeeggs307
      @nikolascagefreeeggs307 5 років тому +3

      Comcast is a blyte and should be eradicated.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +1

      Hey, I appreciate you folks.

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 років тому +1

      I knew someone from Comcast would be down here 😂

    • @SilverMe2004
      @SilverMe2004 5 років тому +1

      So you guys really do run the US spy satellites?

  • @Silentstorm_AU
    @Silentstorm_AU 5 років тому +75

    his acient trogan character :D 😂😂😂😂

  • @jeff7764
    @jeff7764 5 років тому +55

    “Tremendously wet from the standpoint of water”
    -Donald J Trump

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +497

    Channeling Eric Trump as 'The Trojan Gatekeeper'

    • @PCtransplant
      @PCtransplant 5 років тому +9

      New Message The overbite impression was precious. The Trump kids' orthodontia was a bigly fail, as they still have an unsightly overbite.

    • @Leftatalbuquerque
      @Leftatalbuquerque 5 років тому +9

      In all of these cases, obviously the Trojans failed.

    • @acester86
      @acester86 5 років тому +3

      Type casting at its finest

    • @LeelooMinai
      @LeelooMinai 5 років тому

      I somehow imagined Woody Allen playing this character.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 5 років тому +1

      @@Leftatalbuquerque You mean the Trojans failed in the case of the Trump kids' existence? I didn't realize that Trump used rubbers for birth control...

  • @DerAua
    @DerAua 5 років тому +22

    Oh man, it's getting difficult to keep laughing...

  • @Dodelijk144
    @Dodelijk144 5 років тому +691

    Nicolas Cage returns in... dun dun dun... National Treasure 4: The Hidden Reports of Orange.

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 5 років тому +36

      Nicolas Cage in: "The Declaration of Russian Dependence"...

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 5 років тому +19

      Dodelijke Koninkrijk There was a 3? When did that happened?

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 5 років тому +1

      Wat is jouw naam? O.o

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 5 років тому +1

      Id watch that

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 років тому

      take place in russia and CHINA!

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 5 років тому +403

    Kim is playing Trump like a pro.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 5 років тому +32

      most people master tic-tac-toe at around 5 years old you know

    • @jamiejones20
      @jamiejones20 5 років тому +25

      Maybe trump's dumbass will eventually start to realized there's a reason north korea and the united states haven't gotten along for many years before his presidency. A reason besides the former presidents not being bffs with kim

    • @ivanobar1
      @ivanobar1 5 років тому +29

      Truth be told, trump just wants to appear to solve the NK problem. Satellites aren’t helping him with that ruse.

    • @TheCstar07
      @TheCstar07 5 років тому +24

      @@ivanobar1 Don't you just hate it when evidence keeps popping up when you're trying to lie?

    • @joannbowden6220
      @joannbowden6220 5 років тому +6

      Trump's meeting with Lil Kim only to get dictator tips!
      He doesn't give a shit about de-nuking NK, OTTO WARMBIER'S imprisonment, torture, & death.
      Why doesn't someone stop this monster?

  • @tdsims1963
    @tdsims1963 5 років тому +38

    You know, this is getting really pathetic. America, can we just vote out the current GOP Senate so that this demented old man can be rendered toothless? He's already hairless...
    Love Stephan's "Trojan Guy". I hope to see more from this character!

    • @garycampbell1076
      @garycampbell1076 5 років тому

      Traci Sims : There are a lot of people not in love with Trump. They just don't want to go back to the democrat / liberal agenda they saw for 8yrs.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +6

      The 'Republicans' in the Senate are not even pretending to work for the American people.
      They are not going to help - it will be the ballot box or House or DOJ investigations that sees The Donald out of the oval office.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +4

      @@garycampbell1076 You almost managed to hide your bias but it fell apart at the end there.

    • @mikesmith8782
      @mikesmith8782 5 років тому +2

      @@garycampbell1076 Stop typing dumbshit for us to read and Piss On Buttercups

    • @garycampbell1076
      @garycampbell1076 5 років тому

      @@mikesmith8782 : So you DON'T think there are people out there that just can't go along with the liberal agenda ? Well, there are.

  • @myrarolston
    @myrarolston 5 років тому +4

    That Trojan character was actually tear inducingly hilarious

  • @annar7625
    @annar7625 5 років тому +5

    OMG, I couldn't love Stephen Colbert more if I tried. He is brilliantly hysterical.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 5 років тому +11

    Trump always claims he has a 160 or so IQ. The problem is that was the score he got on his SAT not an IQ test.

  • @michaelg4664
    @michaelg4664 5 років тому +3

    The Trojan soldier impression (a.k.a. Trojan tRump) was hilarious!

  • @brianjenvey
    @brianjenvey 5 років тому +3

    I can't believe he didn't go with "Whose horse is this horse?"

  • @mentabil8
    @mentabil8 5 років тому +8

    He definitely failed history, math, science, and grammar!

  • @essenceofwisdom6808
    @essenceofwisdom6808 5 років тому +36

    the Legend has it that Donald was a bad swimmer before he became an embryo .

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina 5 років тому +10

      Sadly, he was the one that won. I can only imagine the ones that LOST!

    • @essenceofwisdom6808
      @essenceofwisdom6808 5 років тому +3

      @@Cypresssina sadly yes .

    • @pennyhollifield5055
      @pennyhollifield5055 5 років тому +3

      johnny blaze - hahahahahaha! Good one!!

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 5 років тому +104

    We need Nicolas Cage to get those report cards!

    • @27Shellann
      @27Shellann 5 років тому +4

      Nicolas Cage if you're listening. 🗣lock him up!!!

  • @abhisheksamanta1
    @abhisheksamanta1 5 років тому +4

    The Trojan impression is priceless! Need more of them (along with Caravan dance).

  • @Ggggggggg631
    @Ggggggggg631 5 років тому +12

    Who else comes here and reads comments during the clip and has to watch it again? 🍿

  • @trnharris
    @trnharris 5 років тому +2

    'Clinically depressed pudding' - I am DEAD ON ARRIVAL
    STOP IT STEPHEN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @reknown123
    @reknown123 5 років тому +10

    3:25 Nice eric trump impression

  • @herumuharman6305
    @herumuharman6305 5 років тому +5

    Oh my gosh, that Trojan Horse bit is effing hilarious.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +27

    ..And every other shortcoming he has.

    • @worrywart1311
      @worrywart1311 5 років тому +1

      Shortcoming as in premature ejaculation?

    • @staceykersting705
      @staceykersting705 5 років тому

      New Message....every other shortcoming? Oh, this has started to MUSHROOM!

  • @CarolynsRVLife
    @CarolynsRVLife 5 років тому +3

    Ancient Trojan Character is awesome.. Love your comedy!

  • @littlewoodimp
    @littlewoodimp 5 років тому +7

    The mystery of Trumps education must be solved! Get Nick Cage and Tom Hanks on the case!

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 5 років тому

      nah. this titanic adventure will be a new module for famous roleplaying game Dungeons&Dragons " return to trump's evil grades". for sure.

    • @littlewoodimp
      @littlewoodimp 5 років тому

      @@fabioartoscassone9305 Yep, better idea!

  • @jacqdanieles
    @jacqdanieles 5 років тому +80

    Obama should now offer to release his grades, as long as Trump agrees to simultaneously do so as well.
    Unfortunately, Obama is too much of a nice guy to do it.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +14

      Obama is busy on real work like getting the worst of the Rep party gerrymandering reversed.
      Why would he waste his time on Trump?

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 5 років тому +20

      Obama doesn’t need to prove anything. It’s very obvious he’s intelligent and dignified. Nothing to hide, not insecure.

    •  5 років тому +13

      Obama has a J.D. magna cum laude, which is the best possible grade and it's a doctorate (!). He also was a senior lecturer of constitutional law, at this point of your academic career, grades during the bachelor curriculum are irrelevant.

    • @m.w.976
      @m.w.976 5 років тому +7

      jacq - Obama would never stoop to Trump's level.

    • @chandrare2651
      @chandrare2651 5 років тому +3

      Jonathan Lässig
      A JD is just a first level law degree with a fancy Latin name. Any idiot can get one. I have one myself.
      What's ridiculous are the Canadian law schools who renamed their degrees JDs after determining that stupid American employers would not recognize an LLB (Bachelor of Laws in most common law jurisdictions). They even let you trade in your LLB diploma for a JD. Ugh. Sellouts.
      A law degree is not a doctoral level degree. It's not even a thesis-based graduate level degree. It's a professional degree. If you pass all your classes and graduation requirements, you get a degree. The hardest part of law school is getting in (and putting up with the other ar$eholes for three years. Seriously, that is hard).
      In Canada, there are Master of Laws (LLM) and Doctor of Laws (LLD) programs. Some call the latter PhDs. To teach at most law schools, you need at least an LLM. It's not hard to get a job as a sessional instructor. They pay poorly, give you no support and no benefits.
      None of that to take away from any of Obama's achievements. He is everything Drumparse isn't: intelligent, articulate and, probably, an inspiring teacher. US Constitutional Law is a fascinating subject. I still remember my prof more than 20 years later.

  • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
    @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 років тому +102

    Once long ago, the hypocrisy of the GOP and Fox inspired me to write this :
    Remember the crazy, exhausting time back when Obama was President?
    How he practically tore his country asunder in all ways possible, with his chronic lying, wild exaggerating and pathetic boasting, insulting women, mocking veterans and the Military at large, making a total fool of himself continually on a global scale, hiding his cowardly self behind asinine tweets, being completely ignorant of history, not being in the least interested in learning how to comport himself presidentially, with knowledge, dignity, class, competence and integrity?
    How he actually behaved as though arrogantly proud of his own ignorance, immaturity, immorality, vileness and stupidity?
    And do you remember when he shoved another world leader, sporting a haughty smirk on his face, and how he tweeted out a Christmas message showing a bloodied CNN logo on the sole of his shoe, and praised people who body slammed reporters?
    And that time California suffered horrendous wildfires; when asked about climate change, he declared:
    "No. No. I have a strong opinion; I want a great climate, we're going to have that." - Frigging unbelievable!...
    Not to mention that he repeatedly called the free press: "Enemy of the people."
    It was truly baffling that American voters didn't run screaming away from him when he started that rhetoric already as a candidate.
    And how he swindled the American people! All from the fraudulent Obama University, to being putin's puppet.
    He was no President. He was the Traitor in Chief.
    Who claimed to know more about anything than anyone, insisting he was right and the whole Intelligence Community wrong.
    What a deranged time it was, with the entire world anxious that he should completely lose it and launch some nukes.
    How relieved and grateful we are now, now that the USA finally got themselves a Stable Genius for President
    (So yeah maybe some of you have seen this before.)

  • @tyso5146
    @tyso5146 5 років тому +1

    Stephens ‘idiot Trojan’ had me in stitches. Unlike any character I’ve seen from him before.

  • @ayanaholder368
    @ayanaholder368 5 років тому +2

    That Trojan Horse piece was GOLD! I died with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @intersanctum
    @intersanctum 5 років тому +4

    Ancient Trojan character was brilliant.

  • @neddelley8766
    @neddelley8766 5 років тому +24

    Potty trained at gunpoint.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому

      Agent Fungus I think this image says it all for this thread: www.deviantart.com/dolphinsilverwolf/art/This-is-what-we-voted-for-Trump-Parody-622984317

  • @vivelaresistance3239
    @vivelaresistance3239 4 роки тому +2

    Prof. William Kelley who taught Trump at UPenn said, “He ‘s the dumbest damn student I ever had.” A narcissist is often impervious to education.

  • @kris.herring
    @kris.herring 5 років тому

    OMFG. "Evidently his bones hadn't spurred yet" has to be the best line from SC's monologues this year so far!

  • @edwardc958
    @edwardc958 5 років тому +6

    Trump had failed the English language class in high school for sure 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mordreddarkfall456
    @mordreddarkfall456 5 років тому +37

    Now you've done it. If you don´t start a recurring segment called " Ancient Trojan Character Investigates:" I'm afraid ill have to chain myself to the nearest Irate Emu in protest until you do.
    C'mon. You don't want to be responsible for an irate Emu being inconvenienced into being a now angry, but somewhat also bemused Emu do you Stephen?
    You wouldn't want that on your conscience now would you my friend? Of course you wouldn't.
    So give us more Ancient Trojan Character please.
    The Emu will thank you.

    • @robinholbrook6576
      @robinholbrook6576 5 років тому +1

      OH MY GOSH! That character is FABULOUS! I want to see him again, too! Lololololol

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 4 роки тому +1

      Mordred Darkfall
      Dude, that’s brilliant! The best graphic image produced in my mind in a long time. Get us the video when you do it.

    • @conniemccutcheon8755
      @conniemccutcheon8755 4 роки тому

      keir farnum b

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 5 років тому +1

    No smocking gun! SNL gotta do a sketch of the headmaster digging a hole and burying Twump’s records

  • @CohenXtreme
    @CohenXtreme 5 років тому +1

    It’s officially my bucket list to go see Late Show. But it has to be before Trump leaves office. Colbert is so good hahah.

  • @baderminahdin9450
    @baderminahdin9450 5 років тому +133

    His trojan character reminds me of Elaine's boyfriend David Puddy (Patrick Warburton)

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, that's right.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 5 років тому +6

      Probably because Warburton voiced the main soldier character in the Trojan Horse sequence of the Peabody and Sherman movie.

    • @jenpenn22
      @jenpenn22 5 років тому +3

      Totally see it

    • @shyamsundarrajan2469
      @shyamsundarrajan2469 5 років тому +1

      Haha yeah me too

    • @gauchonic4220
      @gauchonic4220 5 років тому +2

      Omg spot on!!! 😂😂

  • @DylanYoshi
    @DylanYoshi 5 років тому +6

    I'm just reminded of the episode of Lupin III where Lupin tries to find Hitler's hidden treasure, and when he finally found the treasure it turned out to be all of Hitler's failed report cards.

  • @scizessita
    @scizessita 5 років тому +1

    The whole BRILLIANT Trojan Horse bit was like a Far Side cartoon come to life.

  • @anooph123
    @anooph123 5 років тому +1

    This monologue is a treasure! Two most amazing bits... Ancient Trojan horse and depressed pudding!

  • @gibsonmunyi7225
    @gibsonmunyi7225 5 років тому +5

    Hi.just here to say, 'NO! He wasn't born here '.

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 5 років тому +34

    I imagine his school records are actually much like yours or mine...okay in areas, terrible in one or two. He's just terrified his records show he got Fs in business related subjects.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 5 років тому +2

      @peter More than likely!

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 5 років тому +3

      @Markus Reigns Okay, we get it, you're clever. Wow.

    • @lalalaXify
      @lalalaXify 5 років тому +1

      @Markus Reigns you sound above average intelligent to me.

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 5 років тому

      @Markus Reigns Hey! I'm the clever type! LoL

    • @billpool1217
      @billpool1217 5 років тому +1

      Or that he majored in RUSSIAN STUDIES

  • @aldes1734
    @aldes1734 5 років тому +1

    Keep up the good work Colbert !!!

  • @pocketvenus47
    @pocketvenus47 5 років тому +1

    The Mnuchin impersonation is brilliant

  • @Mountlougallops
    @Mountlougallops 5 років тому +6

    He out-walled Drumpft

  • @dimples7276
    @dimples7276 5 років тому +4

    Hilarious Ancient Trojan Character 😂

  • @camillepotter9580
    @camillepotter9580 5 років тому +2

    Colbert and his writers are so good!

  • @AA-qt1hi
    @AA-qt1hi 5 років тому

    LMAO That voice he did as the Trojan character had me rolling! I was listening to this without looking at the screen and had to return to it wondering if it was someone else on

  • @Caenui
    @Caenui 5 років тому +3

    I wanna see a whole episode, with only the HORSE_GUY in it....loved it so much..
    "you could fit an army in there....."
    XD

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 5 років тому +16

    Dumpf: I asked Melanoma to retain her model figure after the birth of his child.
    While dumpf has made tremendous progress to make sure that his love handles keep growing because he has so much love, he can't handle it.

  • @southparkfan01
    @southparkfan01 5 років тому +1

    Ancient Trojan character, that shit was HILARIOUS! You can always see his past improv experience!!

  • @legacyhome1780
    @legacyhome1780 5 років тому +1

    Bwhaahaa...Colbert is a friggin GENIUS! The Trojan Horse bit had me rolling!

  • @rollerskdude
    @rollerskdude 5 років тому +5

    Someone please just have the brains to offer more money than whatever Trump payed to get his goddamn Highschool Academic Reports so we can be more informed about who we might vote for.

  • @jasonbean1176
    @jasonbean1176 5 років тому +36

    The commencement ceremony for my college had George Steinbrenner as the featured speaker. What a jerk. He boasted of earning a "gentleman's C" while he focused on sports at an Ivy league school.
    He was addressing a hall full of people who worked full time, raised families and managed to take evening and weekend classes. Some, like me, took 12 years to earn a 2 year degree. He didn't pay his own way; his daddy bought his degree. I imagine it was the same for tRump.:)

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 5 років тому +2

      "Gentleman's C?" Is that anything like a "Regular Student's F?"

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 5 років тому +3

      @@Asher_Tye -- Yup. It's a term that's been around for years; I think private schools, where they're very aware of the students' family money, are where most people are said to have earned a gentleman's C.

  • @ShiroKage009
    @ShiroKage009 5 років тому +1

    That Trojan character was freaking hilarious.

  • @calm.aware.
    @calm.aware. 5 років тому +2

    The Trojan part was hilarious, a real thinker‘s joke.

  • @moritzschneider7081
    @moritzschneider7081 5 років тому +24

    Trump’s code name is „the red spurrow“ or orange spurrow

    • @27Shellann
      @27Shellann 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🗣Somebody if you're listening,🗣 lock him up!!!

  • @proinvestor4170
    @proinvestor4170 5 років тому +6

    Trump - “I made billions and billions of A’s. you have never seen A’s like mine before. Parents have never seen A’s like mine before even the teachers didn’t know students can do what I did”

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, leaving a rock on the keyboard of an electric typewriter fed with fanfold paper will do that, especially on a Smith-Corona with automatic carriage return.

  • @Dejay79
    @Dejay79 5 років тому

    Don't want to look a free horse in the mouth. Classic!

  • @Tiyath
    @Tiyath 5 років тому

    The bit with the ancient trojan character from 2:52 on deserved a lot more love than that measely applause it got from the audience!

  • @kibugagitonga6486
    @kibugagitonga6486 5 років тому +6

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO trump was not born (in Kenya)

  • @karenshaub8273
    @karenshaub8273 4 роки тому +3

    OH MY GOD! TRUMP WAS BORN IN KENYA !

  • @chrisfloyd7316
    @chrisfloyd7316 4 роки тому +1

    That Trojan/ Mnuchin character always makes me laugh

  • @HopskotchBunny
    @HopskotchBunny 5 років тому +2

    I am crazy about the dufus pondering what to do with the Ancient Trojan horse gift. More of the dufus, please!

  • @michaelwasilwa9293
    @michaelwasilwa9293 5 років тому +6

    No no no Stephen Trump was not born in Kenya that's your own baby hahaha we don't produce crazy folks

  • @smoothie3376
    @smoothie3376 5 років тому +11

    TRUMP WAS BORN IN KENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! LMAOOO!!!

  • @jstnsmutek
    @jstnsmutek 5 років тому +1

    Hey, that rock no rock class was tough. 😜

  • @zenobia10127
    @zenobia10127 5 років тому

    Colbert's Ancient Trojan imitation is giving me Bob Newhart vibes. I loved it!

  • @Mcflurry564
    @Mcflurry564 5 років тому +3

    Really missed your chance to call yourself the "Ancient Trojan Man!"

  • @stristan6302
    @stristan6302 5 років тому +3

    Seeing as up is down with Trump... I guess that means that an F grade is actually top of the class?

  • @Akennalady
    @Akennalady 5 років тому

    3:07 OH MY GOSH, I love that! He should make that a regular character! I LOVED IT!

  • @ascetic3312
    @ascetic3312 5 років тому +1

    Wow. Way to commit to that Trojan soldier character, Stephen!