@@ElroyMcDuff How about the muslim ban? Or puts kids in cages? Complete misrepresentation of the actual policies, in which they are essentially the same laws that Obama was using. For example, there is no 'muslim ban,' it was a ban on several countries that have terror issues and are majority muslim. Many muslim countries, such as Bangladesh, are not on that list. As well, Obama had the same list of countries that he put a travel ban on. I can't stand when people just buy into the media bites, even after all of the fake materials the mainstream media has released in the last 2 years. I can't stand how Colbert became such a shill. Trump is not a saint, but he is not as bad as people claim he is.
@@zackbotvinnik4972 you're misinformed. Obama administration never detained illegals like the Trump admistration did/has. ALso Trump called for ban on immigration from Muslim countries (minus SA), which he never really got. Obama never did this. They are not the same....like at all. Nope.
@@zackbotvinnik4972 Are you thick in the skull? Trump would happily admit to his Muslim ban that can't get through the courts, he admitted as much. They also had a hearing on the kids in cages and it showed KIDS in CAGES. Not only that but I'd go 10 x worse and state that they REMOVE KIDS from THEIR PARENTS. How the F is that somehow a lie? It's as true as your naivity.
Just face it, Democrats have no clue what's going on. Rather than admitting their failure to win elections they chose to take a way that shows that someone else is responsible for their loss of election. In pursuing this pointless investigation they have now robbed themselves of any credibility and given away the opportunity they had of using all the other valid reasons of Trump not being president. Now they have a horde of candidates all wanting to be president. They are the most inept and divisive bunch of people I have ever seen and that's saying something with GOP on the other end.
When Watergate was happening they did the same thing. They published a summary then the American people demanded the full report. Nixon then decided to resign.j
It's always sort of weird hearing Americans say "America is the greatest country on Earth", while they have a President, who puts kids in cages, a prision, which is the definition of warcrime, and a third world democracy with the death sentence.
Whoever wrote this monologue is a genius. One of the best political comedic reporting. My 25° train ride into downtown Chicago was actually fun this morning. Thanks for that!
You've no idea about "genius" or "political comedic reporting". This sounded like a monologue written by bunch of 12 year olds after they were told that they would not be getting an X-box for Christmas.
one the best I've heard - I like Bill Maher's analogy about Trumps brain being like a full voicemail box - you'd have to delete stuff to get any new information in!
Don't you worry. The Republicans are now back on the job. Brennan, Clapper, Comey, Strzok, Page, Yates, Lynch, Glenn Simpson, Bruce Ohr, Nellie Ohr....etc.... They all have some explaining to do. The Mueller Probe gave Adam Schiff the excuse to keep the focus only on Trump. Now that excuse is gone and we can shift over to how this all began. I would suggest Dan Bogino's book "SPYGATE" if you want to get caught up.
Now you're feeling little bit comfortable because he has fed you some more propaganda. For 2 years all he talked about how Mueller is going to get him & for another two years he'll going comfort saying how SDNY is going to get him after that both of you'll cry together on election night as trump will be re-elected again
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@@JohnDoe-xp7ut It's incredible. It's a drug or something to these people. Colbert (who I used to love) convinced millions of people that their president is a Russian spy for 3 years and brought the world's two greatest nuclear threats closer to war and they are still somehow applauding him after it turns out he was lying. It's demonic. I don't know what other word to use.
The real people who are in charge will not let a sitting US president go to jail. No matter how guilty he is. The real question is what are we being distracted from?
How about Russian military landing in Venezuela, South America over the weekend. Same morning MrT woke up saying, good morning everybody, on Twitter. Has he mentioned Russia yet?
@BigFry9591 he does it’s just a really funny. Like a clown car accident, horrible? Yes. Funny? Yes. A good way of getting through any hardship is to laugh it out.
@BigFry9591 that’s mainly because those that find it funny don’t normally circulate the comments, and normally people don’t comment if they have something good to say. Also you have trolls that love to circulate these types of videos, and then you have those that just hate this view point (they generally just go straight to the comments).
It's pretty disturbing how alien a live audience feels to me now after such a short time. It feels like something from another era. It's hard to even picture a future where big studio audiences, filled stadiums, standing room only concerts, etc. will ever feel normal again.
Let me see if what I have observed so far is correct... So our united states congress, which is controlled by the REPUBLICANS appointed a former FBI director who is REPUBLICAN to a special counsel to investigate a president who is also a REPUBLICAN. (This feels like a restaurant employing its own health inspector. You know that restaurant is gonna get an A+...) Then we have an attorney general that is also REPUBLICAN which was confirmed by a REPUBLICAN Senate to summarize the report whom won't release the details, and the same REPUBLICAN Senate is blocking the release of this report, even though the president wanted the full report released. The only conclusion I can come to is that this report must have some damning shit in it.
Actually former FBI director James Comey personally assured that Robert Mueller would continue the investigation unbiased and also said that if anyone could find the truth it was Robert Mueller
The one problem with your analysis is that every Democrat endorsed Mueller as a straight shooter. Mueller is a deep state guy and a buddy of Comey (who was fired by Trump). Mueller also employed a staff made almost exclusively of Democrats. The more plausible explanation is that even the most biased investigation team since Ken Starr couldn’t find anything on Trump, which is weak sauce indeed! Because remember, you cannot remove a sitting president without the help of some members of his own party. Republicans did it with Nixon (or would have, if he didn’t resign first), so team R has a track record. Unlike team D........ The whole point of this investigation was to persuade 20+ Republicans that Trump needed to be impeached. They searched for a crime and failed to find one. Case closed.
@@atronite Did you miss Colbert's Trump Investigations board? Just because two things weren't proven doesn't mean they failed to find any proof of a crime. Lets see how this plays out shall we?
So you get your bought and paid for BUDDY to read the REPORT and then he tells the public there's no Collusion or Obstruction...Ok then well let the TAX PAYERS WHO PAID FOR IT ALL SEE IT...WHATS THE PROBLEM?
Not a trump supporter but it’s funny because literally everyone who makes fun of the bone spurs thing would do the same exact thing if they were rich. Ain’t no one want to go to Vietnam
This is a monologue that you should watch twice, so that you can really see the brilliance that it is. This monologue should win an Emmy (is there a category for it? ) Or a Pulitzer .
There is an Emmy category for this actually. 1. Outstanding Variety Talk Series 2. Outstanding Writing for Variety Series 3. Outstanding Directing for Variety Series 4. Outstanding Producer of Live Entertainment & Talk Television
I love how everyone accepts Barr’s summary. Give us the full report. McConnell’s blocking a senate vote after the house voted unanimously to release the full report. If it vindicates Trump, release it.
Exactly. At least there are some people with a brain too, felt like I was losing my mind....... Why is everyone just meant to trust this guys' 4-page "summary"... over the original one which is much larger....
Obviously Mueller's Report doesn't vindicate Trump. They're playing Good Cop - Bad Cop with Trump as the good cop, publicly saying release the report, while McConnell is the bad cop, suppressing it's release. That way the Republicans can hide it from the public without Trump looking like he's the one hiding it.
@@erickvillagrana1699 -- No, it isn't. Trump has 16 other federal investigations and there have been 37 indictments. This is long from over, my friend. We have a lot of court cases to look forward to.
@islanti , Who are you calling fake? I am very real and make comments reflecting how I feel. Seems like there are a few other viewers who share my view. Cheers!
what about that trump tower meeting....? If he didn’t collude then his son did because he went to that meeting knowing he would get info on Hillary... and what about roger stone take Wikileaks info on Hilary? This doesn’t make sense at all there is too much smoke for there not to be a fire.
nimrowd2023 The House will have a chat with him. And I hope it's televised so we can hear exactly what the report was intended to reveal, instead of what Barr wants us to see.
We already know he's a criminal. It's just getting the crimes to stick. He's much like a mafia boss. Only time will tell until we find out what crimes he's been found guilty of.
neville M you’re the ones focused on bathrooms...and telling others how to live. Intolerance and stupidity is a dangerous combination. Still living with mommy and daddy?
Jonathan Lumbreras tump is for trump. As others have said, he’s a stupid man’s idea of a smart man. If you can’t recognize him for what he is, you’re in a sorry state, probably a poor red one. BTW you may identify with him but you can be sure he doesn’t identify with you. If you were on fire he wouldn’t waste his golden shower on you. You got conned.
No one was lying about Collusion.....any indictments stemmed from process crimes, the majority long before Trump's campaign......tax evasion, failing to register.......NOTHING TO DO WITH COLLUSION.......
It's "fishy" because everybody is freaking out due to not actually knowing what is in the report. "Inconclusive" means there is some evidence against Trump... "Does not exonerate" also means that there is evidence against Trump. In every case there is evidence for and against, and the courts determine what the evidence means. Barr says he wouldn't bring charges, but we already know how he feels. His conclusion doesn't mean there isn't enough evidence to make a case against Trump.
This is not adding up, at all. More like, keep the country from ripping itself apart. Even his ex attorneys have said as much. Our entire justice system is compromised, unless you're rich. Incredible. Let us see the report.
@@guesswhonot1620 Dems made us a story that Trump was a Russian Agent and spent 2+ years and 40 million dollars looking into it ... bhahahahah oh god so pathetic
@@MattieK09 If you're trying to deny the fact that Trump is a coldhearted liar and represents every negative aspect of what an American is, you're doing an awful job.
Trump didn't have to "collude" with Russia. Russia willingly helped Trump win the election all on their own. Putin did not like Clinton. Trump is his useful idiot.
Because otherwise Mueller would’ve come out already and said that the Attorney General’s summary did not accurately reflect his conclusion of the investigation.
@@ladyamaris1179 for me, because barr and rod rosenstein made the statement together, and rosenstein is the guy who wanted to wire trump and get him impeached
An Attorney General would not be so naive to lie to Congress. And the Muller Team would have made some statements of the summary was misleading or false by now. And this report will be likely be made (or partly made) public so lying is not even an option.
Steven your summary at the end was spot on, for all the political commentators around you managed to frame and condense the whole thing giving it an overall prospective.
@@anonnimus3847 - Aaaaaaaaaaand he's still an idiot! Haha! Harry, you've been trying to troll everyone's comments. Maybe go outside? I swear it's not that bad. There are better things than this :)
It's not a nightmare, American really has become a shithole country. The full report will never change that fact. By this time next week Trump's approval will be up to 65%. Face it, Americans for the most part are just like Trump, only broke(er.)
Release the report What if it doesn’t change anything? If that’s the case, then there should be no harm in releasing it. There’s a chance that Barr was biased in his summary so releasing it can eliminate that possibility. Releasing it poses no risk and a small probability of helping our country. The House voted almost unanimously (4 people voted present and nobody voted against) to release the report. That’s probably the closest we’ll get to a bipartisan vote.
Your gift of humor and satire is keeping a lot of us sane. It is also a tool you are using well to clarify some truths otherwise clouded in gaslighting by the WH.
What humor or satire? He sits on stage crying about Trump 24/7. When Trumps two terms are up so is his career, whats he gonna go back to, talking about Cliven Bundy?
Please, let hateful Trump go, soon! His one redeeming feature, he has provided me with some of the greatest laughs (from some very clever late night shows) for my depressed British soul, in the last few years. Bless you America and may the terrible tyranny, be over asap. Thanks for your service Colbert & Co.
H A Whyte - yeah... Still hoping you'd literally hold your breath for that... hehe.. you know... so you would turn blue and pass out everytime he wins. 😂😂😂
William Barr the guy who summarized the report is the same game who covered up the Iran Contra operation. Seems so odd to place the guy who is an expert on cover ups as the guy to give a summary on a report you want covered up. Release the report.
Judge kavanough was also picked exactly for the same reason. Kavanough submitted in his application he would work under the same guidelines as Barr. That a sitting president can not be indicted
Keep hoping libtard. Mueller had said EVERYTHING in his report. You think Mueller will stay quiet if Barr lied? No he won't mueller didn't even stayed quiet when Buzzfeed reported fake news about some bombshell on the report saying Trump ordered Cohen to lie to congress. Mueller stepped in to debunk Buzzfeed. So yeah, keep hoping for the next 6 years.
I'm not American, but you people are traitors. You actually want your president to be a traitor and to have colluded with Russians. Instead of being happy that the investigation showed he hasn't, you're crying. Amazing.
@Gary York Please tell me you're joking. First of all, who tf is holder, second Obama was not corrupt and did not try to force anything like that. You must either be really young and uneducated or really old and stubborn. Or from some communist-esque country.
How can anyone take Barr seriously when A) he opened the four page summary with a 'lol I haven't even finished all this yet' (I mean the investigation went on for 22 months, it's probably thousands of pages long, there's no way anyone can read all that over a weekend). and B) He's only IN the job because he wrote a love letter to Trump about how a sitting president can't be indited. He's about as impartial as one of the Trump kids. C) In the report, he mostly summarises, he doesn't quote. But when he DOES quote, he's not even using full sentences. He may as well have quoted 'he....did not....conspire with Russia'. (you can tell he's quoting from the middle of sentences because a quote will start with lowercase letters (eg. the president' rather than a capital which would indicate the beginning of a sentence)TECHNICALLY he can quote that way but by doing so, he can also completely change the meaning of the sentence.
@@MasterJoeKerr ???????????????????????????????????? LOLOLOL. ALL those issues he had on the board (proving that Trump is a habitual liar, and you're calling Colbert a liar?). Well....One thing that Trump didn't lie about. He once (maybe even more) stated during a campaign speech, "I could go out and shoot somebody......AND MY SUPPORTERS WOULD REMAIN LOYAL TO ME"......
@Mike Keller why? because CNN told you so, cuz you have a TV? grow up will you, the pathetic one is you if you believe every bit of info given to you by the partisan media. ZERO evidence. ZERO which means not even evidence against the claim which leads to the question, wtf was happening in the investigation? Maybe you should reconsider your intellect when it comes to news because if you truly believe what you said, then youre no better than the MSM right now.
@@MasterJoeKerr EIGHT years of fruitless Hillary investigations and ZERO charges, much less evidence of any illegal actions. It's only been TWO years for Trump and we already have 37 indictments. Thanks for all those great TEARS, kid.
Don't worry, I plan to vote in 2020. After realizing how bad dems lied and tried to use us as their puppets I'll be voting Trump in 2020. Apparently he was the only one not lying.
@@chestercopperpot9459 Donald has literally made over 7,000 misleading comments and statements since taking office, furthermore he has more than a dozen current investigations ongoing. You toothless and barefoot voters would let trump get away with sexually assaulting a minor. There is a reason Donald loves the poorly educated, and you are a prime example.
@@Achi1187 What are you smoking? How do a bunch of unhealthy millennials posting crap on the internet resemble people actually fighting and killing each other?
Even though at least half of those claims have been debunked many times over, and some of them are just plain petty? Like how he doesn't have a presidential dog and "ruined Kanye?"
@@sanderflop Just pointing out Colbert's obsession with Donald. I am familiar with the concept, yes. I think it's pretty comedic how these left wing pundits are so pathological about taking down Trump that, after the investigation turned out to be lackluster, at best, they still insist on barraging the man with stale insults because it makes them feel good in their safe space.
OwentheKingofDudes Colbert is not a pundit. He’s a comedian, which is why he jokingly makes insults. You’re just annoyed because every time the right tried to do late night comedy it failed miserably because you guys don’t have a sense of humour
This is how it works in Washington/government. Just like the ACA, we did not need to know what was in it, we will find out after it passes (N. Pelosi). Things never change in DC.
I don’t think that Barr is able to lie about the results of the report. It’s as Steven said trump only has himself to blame because he acted so guilty if he didn’t this whole thing would have ended a year ago at least.
No one does apologies like Stephen Colbert. Also I can't be the only one who paused the video to read the entire board. Personally I think "can't close umbrella" should have been the last straw...
I could just imagine his writing staff sitting in front of that whiteboard all-day giggling to themselves for the responses they put on there...not realizing that although some of it was funny, it's guaranteeing Trump another 4 years. They are helping him get reelected sadly.
@@Tbone.357 May I ask how? And this is honestly not a sarcastic question, it's a genuine request. It seems like everyone who would vote for Trump at this point are the people who would vote for him come hell or high water - as far as I can make out, the stupid in-fighting that the Dem base is prone to (go on any Colbert video which even mentions Bernie Sanders and you'll see his "Bernie or Bust" followers in the comments practically spitting fire over Colbert joking about him the exact same way he jokes about everyone else on the political playing field) is the only thing that's guaranteeing Trump 4 more years. As Stephen indicated with this monologue, Trump's approval ratings and people's opinions of him aren't suddenly going to do a 180 just because of the Mueller outcome, and I can't see how jokes like these will push anyone into Trump's pocket who wasn't dangerously close to falling in anyway. And if we're talking about free airtime, while it arguably contributed in 2016 (and many late night hosts have expressed various degrees of recognition and regret of that, including Stephen IIRC), it's different now for the simple fact that now everyone knows what 4 years of Trump in the WH looks like - something which, back in 2016, just looked like the bad punchline of a stupid joke.
ceicli because the media has run this insane conspiracy theory for the past 2 years, stating that it was basically fact, and have totally slandered his name in the process. If I were to tell your significant other (which I’m sure you don’t have) that you cheated on them even though you didn’t, I’m sure that’d make them pretty upset. It’s a similar situation with this.
"That is why Sheriff Arpaio was pardoned, he was right & proved it with factual documentation". The "Kenyan" is a fraud & tried to take down our Republic. MAGA.
A 4 page memo that was written in 48 hours about a federal investigation that spanned 2 years? Yeah, I'm not gonna make any assumptions until I read every document of that 2 year long investigation.
@@Glaedr11 My god, I thought that very thing last night. Had to be quite an intense, difficult undertaking, especially knowing you're under the scrutiny of most of the country, to get it done quickly. We shall hopefully learn just how accurate the summary is. It doesnt take away from the tremendous effort behind it.
@Y T Right, because absolutely no one was charged as a result of the investigation? Let me sum up something for you because apparently you think trump is the only person who exists. "Mueller's 22-month investigation netted indictments against 34 people and three entities on nearly 200 separate criminal charges. Five associates of Trump have been convicted, and another, Roger Stone, is awaiting trial." Manafort already forfeited assets almost equal to the cost of the investigation. Where exactly is the waste of time there? Or are you in support of letting criminals and traitors off the hook.
@Seal of Approval: I think there’s a difference between maintaining privacy and concealment of a crime. Am I refusing to reveal my credit card number because you’re a phone scammer or because I used it to buy a murder weapon? But hey, I enjoy a good reductio ad absurdum, too. THANK YOU for saying that the statement was stupid rather than calling the writer stupid, as so often happens on social media. I am so sick of ad hominem attacks, and not even clever ones.
@Mike Keller Pretty Subjective, yes Trump is god awful but it's been 3 years come on, spewing out the same Socially Liberal talking points from Thom Hartmann in like 2002.
@Mike Keller Ouch, no response got to do with policy and intellectual discussion but instead with ad hominems... Shame, reply back when you have the decency to string a real argument together.
@Mike Keller - That must be why you agree with all of the rest of the Repugnican Trumpanzees: you don't argue with those idiots....... You must have been looking in the mirror when you said that! MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What makes you think that Mueller will just tweet something that went over the head of his boss, the AG? This guy is by the book, he'll talk about his work if he is required to do so in front of Congress. Until then, the Mueller report speaks for him - and it should be available in its entirety. That includes trucks of backup material. Just like the Starr Report.
The report might remain classified if it contains info from one of the other probes, or if they're waiting to indict him when he leaves office, when they can subpoena his testimony before a grand jury to prove or disprove intent to obstruct justice
@@Drink182 well most of them are joke based, but some of them can be why he's just not always a nice guy, I hardly see a reason to defend someone just for being in charge..
@@TheUltimateRare The left constantly smearing and lying to manipulate and make a straw man. They never did this with Obama, the entire mainstream media have such an agenda that they were actually disappointed that the president hasn't committed treason. The so called morally virtuous figureheads that want to demonize 50% of the population to suit their own political needs, despite all living in gated communities.
@@20ice47 you're a fool. Mueller was just doing his job while being constantly derided and threatened for doing it. That doesn't sound like a good reason to investigate him for anything. Crawl back in your SHTF shelter and let the big boys deal with it.
Bitter? No. The taste is closer to "confusion". Why did he and his administration lie about their connections with Russia over and over again. What about the Trump tower in Moscow and the lift sanctions? Even though these sanctions had unanimous non-partisan support... Why does all of his administration have deep ties with various Russian officials? Why were there so many indictments due to these relationships? Why did Don Jr say, "I love it" in regards to an email stating they would provide dirt on Hillary as Russia's effort to get Trump elected? None of this adds up. Collusion is a super narrow term, so I totally saw that coming. Most people that weren't stuck in echo chambers ALSO knew they wouldn't find collusion. There are soooo many unanswered questions. I just hope we get the full report and Trump's taxes. Then we can put the entire thing to rest.
William Ridge He’s not guilty of obstruction because there was no underlying crime. You know, that insane Russia Conspiracy theory you bought, hook, line, and sinker over the past 2 years?
@@3thingsfishing427 A line that reported in this report says it didn't exonerate from any crimes, now another lie for the Trump and family saying he's exonerated when he really isn't, no talking in the world would make this president look,good, as he does a good job at making himself a bad president.
He wasn’t the only one to decide he isn’t guilty of obstruction. Please sterilize yourself before you produce any more idiots on this planet. You can’t even read or comprehend information.
2 years and nothing. Pull your head out of your ass. Oh wait you can't because you have permanently been brainwashed by commies. Look up Yuri Bezmenov, he will explain your condition to the T.
So glad he did the white board thing! Some people seem to have forgotten all the other stuff
Like the fact that he has no evidence to support his ridiculous claims?
@@yeetusfetus9189 So enlighten us, what was written on that white board that isn't true?
@@ElroyMcDuff How about the muslim ban? Or puts kids in cages? Complete misrepresentation of the actual policies, in which they are essentially the same laws that Obama was using. For example, there is no 'muslim ban,' it was a ban on several countries that have terror issues and are majority muslim. Many muslim countries, such as Bangladesh, are not on that list. As well, Obama had the same list of countries that he put a travel ban on.
I can't stand when people just buy into the media bites, even after all of the fake materials the mainstream media has released in the last 2 years. I can't stand how Colbert became such a shill. Trump is not a saint, but he is not as bad as people claim he is.
@@zackbotvinnik4972 you're misinformed. Obama administration never detained illegals like the Trump admistration did/has. ALso Trump called for ban on immigration from Muslim countries (minus SA), which he never really got. Obama never did this.
They are not the same....like at all. Nope.
@@zackbotvinnik4972 Are you thick in the skull? Trump would happily admit to his Muslim ban that can't get through the courts, he admitted as much. They also had a hearing on the kids in cages and it showed KIDS in CAGES. Not only that but I'd go 10 x worse and state that they REMOVE KIDS from THEIR PARENTS. How the F is that somehow a lie? It's as true as your naivity.
Thank you for putting it into perspective at the end Stephen.
Just face it, Democrats have no clue what's going on. Rather than admitting their failure to win elections they chose to take a way that shows that someone else is responsible for their loss of election. In pursuing this pointless investigation they have now robbed themselves of any credibility and given away the opportunity they had of using all the other valid reasons of Trump not being president. Now they have a horde of candidates all wanting to be president. They are the most inept and divisive bunch of people I have ever seen and that's saying something with GOP on the other end.
@@randomuser5237 Didn't they just win the mid terms ?
NO COLLUSION lololol Dems are liars AGAIN
Trump is the savior! Sleepy joe is the downfall of this country! Liberals are ruining this country!
@@randomuser5237 It was the FBI who suspected Trump colluded with the Russians and began their investigation, not the Democrats
When Watergate was happening they did the same thing. They published a summary then the American people demanded the full report. Nixon then decided to resign.j
I don't think Trump would resign, he feels no shame.
@@AnonningAnon truth!!
@Default Name And what exactly did Obama do?
@@HalfLifeHalfDead be black while in the white house of course
@@AnonningAnon Opposite day is Wednesday. Get your calendar straight.
"what's the word? it's like horny, but for life."
that's _brutal._ absolutely vicious. great stuff.
Damn! That was brilliant and hillarious! Thanks for keeping us sane.
He's keeping you disinformed. He's part of the problem, don't you see
@@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr yes, trump is keeping you misinformed, you're part of the problem, you see
@@sillygoose635 Trump was just proven right by your own Trump-hating God Mueller. Yet the mainstream media conspiracy theory is where the truth is?
@@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr No, no it wasn't.
@@sillygoose635 ok we have a Russian asset in the White House, Colbert was right.
Yes America is the greatest place on earth because I did whatever dirty you can imagine and nothing bad happened to me .
It's always sort of weird hearing Americans say "America is the greatest country on Earth", while they have a President, who puts kids in cages, a prision, which is the definition of warcrime, and a third world democracy with the death sentence.
@@sanquinlily To be fair, America easily makes the top 20 list of best countries, so... close enough?
@@DowncastParadox No.
Whoever wrote this monologue is a genius. One of the best political comedic reporting. My 25° train ride into downtown Chicago was actually fun this morning. Thanks for that!
No Collusion ! and Jussie Smollett is going to jail for a fake hate hoax ...
These writers suck. Colbert hasn't been funny since he left Comedy Central.
Colbert isn't funny, at all. Idiots clinging to late night comedy shows to prop up their well-being are hilarious.
You've no idea about "genius" or "political comedic reporting". This sounded like a monologue written by bunch of 12 year olds after they were told that they would not be getting an X-box for Christmas.
@Default Name Hi Trumpet joker... I can assure u ...you are a genius to have picked the orange joker. . Are u happy now ... ??
"Call me when it fits on a hat". Hilarious!
one the best I've heard - I like Bill Maher's analogy about Trumps brain being like a full voicemail box - you'd have to delete stuff to get any new information in!
i dont get the joke explain
Well, here ya go:
_hat reads_ "I'm f***ed"
America deserves to know the truth and the whole TRUTH, not someone brief explanation. It’s the only right thing to do.
You braindead guys gon just make him win in 2020
Don't you worry. The Republicans are now back on the job. Brennan, Clapper, Comey, Strzok, Page, Yates, Lynch, Glenn Simpson, Bruce Ohr, Nellie Ohr....etc....
They all have some explaining to do. The Mueller Probe gave Adam Schiff the excuse to keep the focus only on Trump. Now that excuse is gone and we can shift over to how this all began. I would suggest Dan Bogino's book "SPYGATE" if you want to get caught up.
You obviously dont want the truth, you just want YOUR truth
Of course Trump & the GOP leadership aren’t interested in the truth.
jorgensenmj you lost all credibility the moment you mentioned that hack Dan Bogino. Guy is about is idiotic as that Ruben guy
The monologue I've been waiting for!
Now you're feeling little bit comfortable because he has fed you some more propaganda. For 2 years all he talked about how Mueller is going to get him & for another two years he'll going comfort saying how SDNY is going to get him after that both of you'll cry together on election night as trump will be re-elected again
@@JohnDoe-xp7ut It's incredible. It's a drug or something to these people. Colbert (who I used to love) convinced millions of people that their president is a Russian spy for 3 years and brought the world's two greatest nuclear threats closer to war and they are still somehow applauding him after it turns out he was lying. It's demonic. I don't know what other word to use.
Far more satisfying than the Mueller report.
I don’t think I would survive this President without Stephen Colbert. Thank you sir! 😂
I know all that propaganda & hate you've been fed with 2 years & promises of impeachment needs some cuddling.
LOL I don't think Stephen Colbert's show would've survived without Trump
@Revan Targaryen people like Trump and other fake Republicans is why became Independent last year.
@@blackviking2079 haha u beat me to it.
If you can survive less than a year of trump as president then you really need to reevaluate your life
Wait a minute, a guy named Rabbit had a conversation with someone named Emmett T. Flood And there wasnt a Bugs and Elmer Fudd joke?
Good one
LOL!!
It would be too low rent a joke for a Bugs and Elmer reference.
Trump is the savior! Sleepy joe is the downfall of this country! Liberals are ruining this country!
The real people who are in charge will not let a sitting US president go to jail. No matter how guilty he is.
The real question is what are we being distracted from?
Jeff Dillensnyder a gift to the wealthiest criminals in the world everyday , just to start!
How about Russian military landing in Venezuela, South America over the weekend. Same morning MrT woke up saying, good morning everybody, on Twitter. Has he mentioned Russia yet?
Siren Songue and what should the US do about it?
@@atronite Elect me to Congress/Senate/Presidency or even the UN, and I will tell you. 😉
@Default Name No I think Fox news talks about that all the time.
Thank you, Late Show writers. You're getting me through these times.
You got 6 more years of this sweety. Binge watch these biased bullshit shows to keep your sanity.
Thank your overlords for your programming... ORANGE MAN BAD
Jesus Christ you're pathetic
You precious snowflake.
@@abefroman8821 a comment like that might give a person pause about whether you much (if any) reason or mental stability to begin with, Raul.
Disappointing that late night TV is doing a better job of parsing the Barr summary than major news outlets. Keep rocking on LSSC
"doing a better job" blahahahhha i think you said this with sincerity
"comedy". Comedy that's tearing our country apart. Does Stephen care? No.
@BigFry9591 he does it’s just a really funny. Like a clown car accident, horrible? Yes. Funny? Yes. A good way of getting through any hardship is to laugh it out.
@@metronicmagician1816 I see more angry people than people saying how funny he is.
@BigFry9591 that’s mainly because those that find it funny don’t normally circulate the comments, and normally people don’t comment if they have something good to say. Also you have trolls that love to circulate these types of videos, and then you have those that just hate this view point (they generally just go straight to the comments).
It's pretty disturbing how alien a live audience feels to me now after such a short time. It feels like something from another era. It's hard
to even picture a future where big studio audiences, filled stadiums,
standing room only concerts, etc. will ever feel normal again.
Make America normal again.
Ikr? We live in interesting times my friend.
I mean, it's only been 1 year. I won't be surprised if next year has an adjustment period, but I'm sure we'll gat back into the swing of things.
Having seen this again, this is one his best shows
Sound like you think covid is serious. *laughs in college student*
Let me see if what I have observed so far is correct...
So our united states congress, which is controlled by the REPUBLICANS appointed a former FBI director who is REPUBLICAN to a special counsel to investigate a president who is also a REPUBLICAN.
(This feels like a restaurant employing its own health inspector. You know that restaurant is gonna get an A+...)
Then we have an attorney general that is also REPUBLICAN which was confirmed by a REPUBLICAN Senate to summarize the report whom won't release the details, and the same REPUBLICAN Senate is blocking the release of this report, even though the president wanted the full report released.
The only conclusion I can come to is that this report must have some damning shit in it.
*BALANCED*
Actually former FBI director James Comey personally assured that Robert Mueller would continue the investigation unbiased and also said that if anyone could find the truth it was Robert Mueller
I definitely agree Barr is covering for him though
The one problem with your analysis is that every Democrat endorsed Mueller as a straight shooter. Mueller is a deep state guy and a buddy of Comey (who was fired by Trump). Mueller also employed a staff made almost exclusively of Democrats.
The more plausible explanation is that even the most biased investigation team since Ken Starr couldn’t find anything on Trump, which is weak sauce indeed!
Because remember, you cannot remove a sitting president without the help of some members of his own party. Republicans did it with Nixon (or would have, if he didn’t resign first), so team R has a track record. Unlike team D........
The whole point of this investigation was to persuade 20+ Republicans that Trump needed to be impeached.
They searched for a crime and failed to find one. Case closed.
@@atronite Did you miss Colbert's Trump Investigations board? Just because two things weren't proven doesn't mean they failed to find any proof of a crime. Lets see how this plays out shall we?
A 16 minute monologue that isn't broken up? At least something good came from all this.
Wasn't it a good thing that he DIDN'T collude with Russia?
@@DrJones20 Yes and no. It shows that his actions were not from malice by being a foreign agent, but instead his actions were driven by incompetence.
@@leadpaintchips9461 ^^^ blahahah so desperate
@@leadpaintchips9461 Most high up U.S politicians are owned by AIPAC. Those are the real "foreign agents"
Imagine thinking that no collusion is a bad thing, you should never call yourself American
My guess is that there were grounds for suspicion, but not enough proof to indict. The report should be made public so citizens know the situation.
It's simple, a wink wink and they colluded, it's just hard to prove it.
So you get your bought and paid for BUDDY to read the REPORT and then he tells the public there's no Collusion or Obstruction...Ok then well let the TAX PAYERS WHO PAID FOR IT ALL SEE IT...WHATS THE PROBLEM?
Helen Lowe yes and the guy who worked on it is just silent ye ur smart helen.
@@evajohansson2914 You should follow his lead then!!
@@evajohansson2914 About as smart as your spelling!!
lol. "a bounce in his bone spurs" totally killed. I've been laughing for a good minute.
Not funny. You liberal lunatics are a joke. Shame on all of you.
It is funny. There will be shame... but not in the direction you think....
Not a trump supporter but it’s funny because literally everyone who makes fun of the bone spurs thing would do the same exact thing if they were rich. Ain’t no one want to go to Vietnam
@@JaX-cu7hb they make fun of Trump's bone spurs because he made fun of John McCain getting captured
No need for sunblock with all of the shade from that whiteboard.
Well, he already looks like someone injected a pumpkin with human DNA.
Courage Karnga tuchet..... Hi 5⃣ 🤣👍
a ha ha Tramp did you all bustards
@@valeremkin5188 Was the alphabet soup you just threw up meant to mean something?
You are so wright.
Man, colbert does not fail to deliver lol
mitch sansiribhan - remember when stephen said "RIP no collusion?" Haha! Big fail!
This is a monologue that you should watch twice, so that you can really see the brilliance that it is. This monologue should win an Emmy (is there a category for it? ) Or a Pulitzer .
Vicki, Sorry Trump just won the Pulitzer, staring in fake collusion! Vote Trump 2020!
Colbert is pretty dumb
Vicki1930, tony plow ... Sympli - brilliant. Trump sucks 2020.
@@hosoiarchives4858 ur pretty dumb
There is an Emmy category for this actually.
1. Outstanding Variety Talk Series
2. Outstanding Writing for Variety Series
3. Outstanding Directing for Variety Series
4. Outstanding Producer of Live Entertainment & Talk Television
“Call me when it fits on a hat”
😂👍
And this vile creature has amassed an army of poopie heads to follow his stupidity.
That would be Colbert.
I love how everyone accepts Barr’s summary. Give us the full report. McConnell’s blocking a senate vote after the house voted unanimously to release the full report. If it vindicates Trump, release it.
Exactly. At least there are some people with a brain too, felt like I was losing my mind....... Why is everyone just meant to trust this guys' 4-page "summary"... over the original one which is much larger....
ITS OVER!! Just Give Up!
erick villagrana
You first... Hillary still not in jail, and this is even with Republicans investigating her :p
Obviously Mueller's Report doesn't vindicate Trump. They're playing Good Cop - Bad Cop with Trump as the good cop, publicly saying release the report, while McConnell is the bad cop, suppressing it's release. That way the Republicans can hide it from the public without Trump looking like he's the one hiding it.
@@erickvillagrana1699 -- No, it isn't. Trump has 16 other federal investigations and there have been 37 indictments. This is long from over, my friend. We have a lot of court cases to look forward to.
Follow the money.
It doesn't lie like Donald does.
Can't follow the money, Trump's hiding every thing from his tax returns to his middle school grades.
Geoffrey Mate Allen Weisselberg his CFO.
Trump and his minions counting chickens before the SDNY eggs are hatched.
@islanti , Who are you calling fake? I am very real and make comments reflecting how I feel. Seems like there are a few other viewers who share my view. Cheers!
what about that trump tower meeting....? If he didn’t collude then his son did because he went to that meeting knowing he would get info on Hillary... and what about roger stone take Wikileaks info on Hilary? This doesn’t make sense at all there is too much smoke for there not to be a fire.
I think I'd like to hear Meuller's reaction to Barr's summary of his report.
Me too, something is wrong here and everyone needs to see the report
@@coreenrafikh5369 Yea, you the MSM and the Dems lied to you for 2+ years and you sucked it down
Lied about what?
nimrowd2023 The House will have a chat with him. And I hope it's televised so we can hear exactly what the report was intended to reveal, instead of what Barr wants us to see.
Easy Mode
"Can't indict a sitting president" - Barr
That doesn't mean his actions weren't criminal.
Barr IS a "Fred Flintstone look a like " lol 😂😂
Mr heat miser
Honestly, every picture of him reminds me of Baby Sinclair from the show "Dinosaurs".
Poor Fred Flintstone.
More like Elton John.
"A white-collar Fred Flintstone."
You know the barr(pun intended) is low when a country celebrates it's leader not being a criminal
Well, at least not this one specific type of criminal. Have faith, you still might be able to complete your Trump Crime Bingo board.
I'll believe it when pigs fly.
And using Air Force One doesn't count.
🔥💯👍
But he is a criminal.
We already know he's a criminal. It's just getting the crimes to stick. He's much like a mafia boss. Only time will tell until we find out what crimes he's been found guilty of.
Thank you Stephen, I needed that. What would we do without you? Keeping America sane in the era of trump.
Keep America sane during the era of nutcase leftists & progressives who doesn't even know where they supposed to pee.
Idiot
Stephen is everyone's antipsychotic.
neville M you’re the ones focused on bathrooms...and telling others how to live. Intolerance and stupidity is a dangerous combination. Still living with mommy and daddy?
Jonathan Lumbreras tump is for trump. As others have said, he’s a stupid man’s idea of a smart man. If you can’t recognize him for what he is, you’re in a sorry state, probably a poor red one. BTW you may identify with him but you can be sure he doesn’t identify with you. If you were on fire he wouldn’t waste his golden shower on you. You got conned.
Something is still fishy about this whole thing. Why was everybody lying if nothing was going on?
Exactly. The investigation was a smokescreen.
No one was lying about Collusion.....any indictments stemmed from process crimes, the majority long before Trump's campaign......tax evasion, failing to register.......NOTHING TO DO WITH COLLUSION.......
It's "fishy" because everybody is freaking out due to not actually knowing what is in the report. "Inconclusive" means there is some evidence against Trump... "Does not exonerate" also means that there is evidence against Trump.
In every case there is evidence for and against, and the courts determine what the evidence means. Barr says he wouldn't bring charges, but we already know how he feels. His conclusion doesn't mean there isn't enough evidence to make a case against Trump.
@@fredygump5578 if that's what helps you sleep at night
Human error. The system is FKD if the humans behind it aren’t decent ppl
"Call me when it fits on a hat" lol. Great line - and likely true.
The American public paid for the report, they have the right to see it.
The report paid for itself and more through fines and forfeitures but yeah it'd be great to see the report
I don't believe America is a true democracy.
More material for Colbert. His new mission is to get Trump reelected!
We also paid for his golf games, I still haven't been invited to one
Trump wants the report to be public
This is not adding up, at all. More like, keep the country from ripping itself apart.
Even his ex attorneys have said as much. Our entire justice system is compromised, unless you're rich. Incredible.
Let us see the report.
hahah NO COLLUSION ... all you dems do is lie
@@MattieK09 Same with the sorry excuse of a man in office right now.
@@guesswhonot1620 Dems made us a story that Trump was a Russian Agent and spent 2+ years and 40 million dollars looking into it ... bhahahahah oh god so pathetic
@@MattieK09 If you're trying to deny the fact that Trump is a coldhearted liar and represents every negative aspect of what an American is, you're doing an awful job.
Trump didn't have to "collude" with Russia. Russia willingly helped Trump win the election all on their own. Putin did not like Clinton. Trump is his useful idiot.
Why does everyone blindly trust Barr's statement?!
Exactly!!
Because he's all we have.
Because otherwise Mueller would’ve come out already and said that the Attorney General’s summary did not accurately reflect his conclusion of the investigation.
@@ladyamaris1179 for me, because barr and rod rosenstein made the statement together, and rosenstein is the guy who wanted to wire trump and get him impeached
An Attorney General would not be so naive to lie to Congress. And the Muller Team would have made some statements of the summary was misleading or false by now. And this report will be likely be made (or partly made) public so lying is not even an option.
Greatest place on earth? In the last few years, I have never been so grateful to be Canadian.
You're missing out
@@landonfonke6082 On what? Insurrection? Instability? Polarised society? Take ur pick
@@Geniusignotus give an example of one of those
@@landonfonke6082 Jan 6 2021
@@Geniusignotus tell me how thats insurrection
That whiteboard makes for a great FB cover photo
Steven your summary at the end was spot on, for all the political commentators around you managed to frame and condense the whole thing giving it an overall prospective.
Colbert is brilliant!
This was the best possible response to the Mueller report. Stephen is the greatest!!!
Yeti Cool Bro Aaaaaaaaaand Trump's still President. Haha!
@@anonnimus3847 - Aaaaaaaaaaand he's still an idiot! Haha!
Harry, you've been trying to troll everyone's comments. Maybe go outside? I swear it's not that bad. There are better things than this
:)
Its the worst responsen i've ever seen. Stephen has pushed a false narrative for 2 years and should be punished
The butthurt is apperent here...👆
Killing it, Colbert. This was one of your best.
Nun
What do lo lousy low IQ comedians do?
They host late night talk shows for the mindless low IQ liberal sheep!!
Baaaaaaaaaaa
Barr summarizing the Mueller report is like having your best friend summarize your report card. Release the full report!
It's not a nightmare, American really has become a shithole country. The full report will never change that fact. By this time next week Trump's approval will be up to 65%.
Face it, Americans for the most part are just like Trump, only broke(er.)
Canada is accepting immigrants.
SALLTTTT BE SALLLLTTTTT
Release the report
What if it doesn’t change anything? If that’s the case, then there should be no harm in releasing it. There’s a chance that Barr was biased in his summary so releasing it can eliminate that possibility. Releasing it poses no risk and a small probability of helping our country.
The House voted almost unanimously (4 people voted present and nobody voted against) to release the report. That’s probably the closest we’ll get to a bipartisan vote.
More like your worst enemy
Spectacularly well done, thanks Stephen (+ other writers)
Def. A bot
Trump: "How dare no one believe me when I said I was innocent, merely because I acted super guilty and lie about everything all the time!"
Michael, LOL! a fake investigation for 2 years! Now that's lying!
A fake FISA warrant is a lie 🤷🏽♂️
If he hadn't fired Comey and admitted that he fired him for investigating him, none of this would've had to happen. Trump is his own worst enemy.
tony plow so about Benghazi...
Trumpolini, the orange who cried wolf.
Lmao one of reasons on the board is "FATHERED DON JUNIOR"
Thank you "president" Trump for providing endless material for Stephen Colbert to entertain us with.
It's funny until you remember that this nutcase is in charge of nuclear weapons. Yikes!
Stephen sucks now. He lost his charm on the Colbert report and is now an establishment shill.
Your gift of humor and satire is keeping a lot of us sane. It is also a tool you are using well to clarify some truths otherwise clouded in gaslighting by the WH.
👏👏👏
@MAGA Go put on your hat. That makes you feel pretty good, right?
What humor or satire? He sits on stage crying about Trump 24/7. When Trumps two terms are up so is his career, whats he gonna go back to, talking about Cliven Bundy?
@MAGA Thats called Liberalism. Its a disease. Produces weaklings, both mentally and physically.
@@imperatorvictix.444 A sad side effect of a diet that consists primarily of soy.
"Call me when it fits on a hat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
For real. That line killed me.
White Collar Fred Flintstone 😂😂😂😂😂
Please, let hateful Trump go, soon! His one redeeming feature, he has provided me with some of the greatest laughs (from some very clever late night shows) for my depressed British soul, in the last few years. Bless you America and may the terrible tyranny, be over asap. Thanks for your service Colbert & Co.
@jack bran right...better to let them come here to be sexually assaulted and grabbed by trump and friends.
@@freema9246 Pretty sure it's the Clintons that sexually abuse kids at Bohemian Grove lol.
@jack bran Hmmmm, didn't I hear rumour that Trump knew Jeffrey Epstein? Ohhh snap! Nah bro? Your comment doesn't wash
and at least our despicable ancient groomers, faced justice!
Stephen tore it up tonight. Much needed, after a dizzying weekend.
This has been like a shitty M. Night Shyamalan movie.
One investigation down......SIXTEEN TO GO!!
Patrice, great Trump will use this to win in 2020!
You are a Rachel Maddow conspiracy theorists
Perspective is everything. He'll still end up in jail. Thankfully.
H A Whyte - yeah... Still hoping you'd literally hold your breath for that... hehe.. you know... so you would turn blue and pass out everytime he wins. 😂😂😂
@@untergehermuc nope, they really are 16 investigations. That's not a conspiracy, that's a fact.
Colbert may just be the comic relief that helps us get through this presidency. Comic genius.
Adam House He just milks Trumps presidency for cheap jokes, what do you mean “comic genius”? Trump is a good president btw
Trump will never be a good president. Right wingers are so brainwashed and uneducated.
William Barr the guy who summarized the report is the same game who covered up the Iran Contra operation. Seems so odd to place the guy who is an expert on cover ups as the guy to give a summary on a report you want covered up. Release the report.
John3:16 Pitbull to do what exactly? To make people jump to conclusions
Judge kavanough was also picked exactly for the same reason. Kavanough submitted in his application he would work under the same guidelines as Barr. That a sitting president can not be indicted
Thank God for Stephen Colbert's Late Show humour to put events, in context!!
Lol he's feeding you the propaganda & as a gullible person you'll continue to believe it.
The fact that you acknowledge the spin on display and like it is troubling.
Keep in mind; Mueller hasn't said anything. William Barr has.
Lol yuuuup keep holding on to your fantasy
Keep hoping libtard. Mueller had said EVERYTHING in his report. You think Mueller will stay quiet if Barr lied? No he won't mueller didn't even stayed quiet when Buzzfeed reported fake news about some bombshell on the report saying Trump ordered Cohen to lie to congress. Mueller stepped in to debunk Buzzfeed. So yeah, keep hoping for the next 6 years.
I'm not American, but you people are traitors. You actually want your president to be a traitor and to have colluded with Russians. Instead of being happy that the investigation showed he hasn't, you're crying. Amazing.
the same asshat that told bush to pardon everyone in iran contra.
MUELLER SHOULD BE BELIEVED, UNLESS HE DOESNT SUPPORT OUR NARRATIVE
Omg I just got chills when he flipped the board around!! Jesus Christ!
Make the report public, Trump and no one in Government is above the law!
Hilary and obama
Wait Hillary was President damn I been sleep along time.
File a FOIA request.
@Gary York Please tell me you're joking. First of all, who tf is holder, second Obama was not corrupt and did not try to force anything like that. You must either be really young and uneducated or really old and stubborn. Or from some communist-esque country.
CJC Cast they are not below the law as well.
I was feeling pretty low... until Stephen brought out that magical white board!!
I love you Colbert!! 🥰
i'll cheer you up ... NO COLLUSION !!!!!!
@@MattieK09 Mueller never wrote or said that
"Call me when it fits on a hat". Would've been a mic drop in simpler times.
Colbert: "I'm sorry"
me: wait for it
Colbert: "that you're a terrible president"
me: I knew it!!!
16 minutes uncut monologue!!! Mueller ain't Santa, whoever uploaded this is Santa.
Accio Username omg Lisa watches Colbert
It's coming straight from The Tonight Show itself. Ain't it grand😂😂😂😂😂
I know I love seeing them beat a dead horse for 2 years.
@@aliasbam2750 That's what happens when a dead horse is president.
it's like a political Craig Ferguson opening!
Someone said if he and his family are innocent wouldn't he be wanting everyone to see the report?
Trump is on the record as saying he wants the report to be released
@@holycrapchris just like he's in record promising to release his tax returns.
I hope you pay your writers well. This is amazing.
This is why colbert and other show hosts like him are my favorites
Your show is a daily part of our lunch break. It lifts us up for the rest of the day. Thx from your fans😍
Default Name Outcasts on the left? Last time I checked incels lean far right.
@Default Name So, similar to what you just did? Hm. Ok.
How can anyone take Barr seriously when
A) he opened the four page summary with a 'lol I haven't even finished all this yet' (I mean the investigation went on for 22 months, it's probably thousands of pages long, there's no way anyone can read all that over a weekend).
and
B) He's only IN the job because he wrote a love letter to Trump about how a sitting president can't be indited. He's about as impartial as one of the Trump kids.
C) In the report, he mostly summarises, he doesn't quote. But when he DOES quote, he's not even using full sentences. He may as well have quoted 'he....did not....conspire with Russia'. (you can tell he's quoting from the middle of sentences because a quote will start with lowercase letters (eg. the president' rather than a capital which would indicate the beginning of a sentence)TECHNICALLY he can quote that way but by doing so, he can also completely change the meaning of the sentence.
The butthurt is apperent here...👆
@@robertrodriguez9659 especially with you
Im so glad you have your own show. The savagery is appreciated.
Colbert lied for two years straight and still won’t admit he’s wrong in the face of facts.
Mike Keller Two YEARS of investigation by the fbi and ZERO evidence of collusion. I drink liberal tears 🍸
@@MasterJoeKerr ???????????????????????????????????? LOLOLOL. ALL those issues he had on the board (proving that Trump is a habitual liar, and you're calling Colbert a liar?). Well....One thing that Trump didn't lie about. He once (maybe even more) stated during a campaign speech, "I could go out and shoot somebody......AND MY SUPPORTERS WOULD REMAIN LOYAL TO ME"......
@Mike Keller why? because CNN told you so, cuz you have a TV? grow up will you, the pathetic one is you if you believe every bit of info given to you by the partisan media. ZERO evidence. ZERO which means not even evidence against the claim which leads to the question, wtf was happening in the investigation? Maybe you should reconsider your intellect when it comes to news because if you truly believe what you said, then youre no better than the MSM right now.
@@MasterJoeKerr EIGHT years of fruitless Hillary investigations and ZERO charges, much less evidence of any illegal actions. It's only been TWO years for Trump and we already have 37 indictments. Thanks for all those great TEARS, kid.
When Stephen flips the whiteboard....hilarious! And true!
Hilarious sign of the times... I was wondering all weekend how Colbert would handle this news. He and his writers responded masterfully.
I think you mean they deflected masterfully.
Everyone, don't just make comments, please make sure you VOTE IN 2020!
Absolutely... Trump 2020
great point
Don't worry, I plan to vote in 2020. After realizing how bad dems lied and tried to use us as their puppets I'll be voting Trump in 2020. Apparently he was the only one not lying.
@@chestercopperpot9459 Donald has literally made over 7,000 misleading comments and statements since taking office, furthermore he has more than a dozen current investigations ongoing. You toothless and barefoot voters would let trump get away with sexually assaulting a minor. There is a reason Donald loves the poorly educated, and you are a prime example.
BERNIE 2020
This actually felt like a season finale. Sadness, regret, and a glimmer of hope for the future
@@Achi1187 What are you smoking?
How do a bunch of unhealthy millennials posting crap on the internet resemble people actually fighting and killing each other?
Funny, you think real life is a tv show. Nothing but a bunch of mindless zombies that follow this clown.
@@iheartsamus5605 GRRR LIKE LITERALLY LIIIKE ORANGE MAN BAD GRRR
Feels more to me like they're gonna shut down the entire network, and then ban TV in america.
@@sunshineandrainbows69 like... no he's not... like bad at all.. like..grrrrr... like
"Like trying to tackle a trashbag of hammers" 😂
I feel better after seeing Stephen’s White Board.
Even though at least half of those claims have been debunked many times over, and some of them are just plain petty? Like how he doesn't have a presidential dog and "ruined Kanye?"
OwentheKingofDudes have you ever heard of the concept of “comedy show”
@@sanderflop Just pointing out Colbert's obsession with Donald. I am familiar with the concept, yes. I think it's pretty comedic how these left wing pundits are so pathological about taking down Trump that, after the investigation turned out to be lackluster, at best, they still insist on barraging the man with stale insults because it makes them feel good in their safe space.
OwentheKingofDudes Colbert is not a pundit. He’s a comedian, which is why he jokingly makes insults. You’re just annoyed because every time the right tried to do late night comedy it failed miserably because you guys don’t have a sense of humour
Here is a shorter white board for you:
Trump will serve two full terms as president of the United States of America.
He had the biggest inaugural crowd of all time... but the vampires don't show up on the pictures.
LOL!
LOL! Vampires don't drink orange kool-aid!!!
😁😁😁
And vampires dies in day light. Maybe his inauguration should have been held at night. Lol.
Filthy Daywalkers!
"What how long is it? Four pages?"
"Four."
"Any pictures?"
"... No."
"Meh."
What about they also add gif or maybe videos this is investigation not a movie kid.
RUSSIA if you are listening can you please tell us how many pages the Mueller report is? :-)
@@FrankMcCusker129 your syntax is off, "Frank" 😂🤣😃
LOL :) THANK YOU
Every Stephen's episode is the best to me; but this one is the best of the best. I have watched it many times.
Orange man bad
To be clear:
We don't know what the Mueller report actually says, we only know what Barr _says_ it says
This is how it works in Washington/government. Just like the ACA, we did not need to know what was in it, we will find out after it passes (N. Pelosi). Things never change in DC.
Archi Teuthis And it said no collusion
You are so wright.
I don’t think that Barr is able to lie about the results of the report. It’s as Steven said trump only has himself to blame because he acted so guilty if he didn’t this whole thing would have ended a year ago at least.
Barr....the AG appointed by the criminal the report is on.
No one does apologies like Stephen Colbert. Also I can't be the only one who paused the video to read the entire board. Personally I think "can't close umbrella" should have been the last straw...
Or, "Refuses to get a dog"
I even screenshotted both, carefully timing for the best Colbert expressions/gestures.
I could just imagine his writing staff sitting in front of that whiteboard all-day giggling to themselves for the responses they put on there...not realizing that although some of it was funny, it's guaranteeing Trump another 4 years. They are helping him get reelected sadly.
@@Tbone.357 May I ask how? And this is honestly not a sarcastic question, it's a genuine request. It seems like everyone who would vote for Trump at this point are the people who would vote for him come hell or high water - as far as I can make out, the stupid in-fighting that the Dem base is prone to (go on any Colbert video which even mentions Bernie Sanders and you'll see his "Bernie or Bust" followers in the comments practically spitting fire over Colbert joking about him the exact same way he jokes about everyone else on the political playing field) is the only thing that's guaranteeing Trump 4 more years. As Stephen indicated with this monologue, Trump's approval ratings and people's opinions of him aren't suddenly going to do a 180 just because of the Mueller outcome, and I can't see how jokes like these will push anyone into Trump's pocket who wasn't dangerously close to falling in anyway.
And if we're talking about free airtime, while it arguably contributed in 2016 (and many late night hosts have expressed various degrees of recognition and regret of that, including Stephen IIRC), it's different now for the simple fact that now everyone knows what 4 years of Trump in the WH looks like - something which, back in 2016, just looked like the bad punchline of a stupid joke.
I don't get why he needs any apologies, did he apologize to Obama about the ruckus with the birth certificate?
ceicli because the media has run this insane conspiracy theory for the past 2 years, stating that it was basically fact, and have totally slandered his name in the process. If I were to tell your significant other (which I’m sure you don’t have) that you cheated on them even though you didn’t, I’m sure that’d make them pretty upset. It’s a similar situation with this.
The "birth certificate" he provided was a fake. Look it up.
I agree with you. They still harass Obama.
"That is why Sheriff Arpaio was pardoned, he was right & proved it with factual documentation". The "Kenyan" is a fraud & tried to take down our Republic. MAGA.
Trump's father should apologize for not pulling out.
Call me when it fits on a hat.. lol good stuff , thanks for the laughs
Good job Colbert make america humorous again💯🤴🏼🧩
A 4 page memo that was written in 48 hours about a federal investigation that spanned 2 years? Yeah, I'm not gonna make any assumptions until I read every document of that 2 year long investigation.
Dont think you realize how hard successful people actually work... he probbaly spent 38-40 of those 48 hours working.
They say they have to see the report first but when it comes out they won't read it
@@Glaedr11 My god, I thought that very thing last night. Had to be quite an intense, difficult undertaking, especially knowing you're under the scrutiny of most of the country, to get it done quickly. We shall hopefully learn just how accurate the summary is. It doesnt take away from the tremendous effort behind it.
@Y T Right, because absolutely no one was charged as a result of the investigation?
Let me sum up something for you because apparently you think trump is the only person who exists.
"Mueller's 22-month investigation netted indictments against 34 people and three entities on nearly 200 separate criminal charges. Five associates of Trump have been convicted, and another, Roger Stone, is awaiting trial."
Manafort already forfeited assets almost equal to the cost of the investigation.
Where exactly is the waste of time there? Or are you in support of letting criminals and traitors off the hook.
@@nemesisnibiru8367 they want it read to them from their programming overlords.
HOW ABOUT HIS TAXES!!! Then we'll see how entangled he is with Mother Russia.
That'll get him! Hee haw
Get over no russian collusion. If we left NATO and joined Russia we would be better off
The White Board and "Barr said that Mueller said" statement...GOLD!!!
Full monologue upload is the true gift here. Keep doing this, you can get more ads in this way too lol
MAGA! and KAG! its Mueller Time! LOL! LOL! LOL! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Doyle YEAH!
@@tonyplow9219 if you're trying to sound clinical then you did a great job. lol
Its not the full monologue lol
Benjamin Maynard clinical or cynical?
They only put this out as one segment because it was all directly related to the Mueller investigation.
damn props to the people who actually wrote all of that
They are COMITTED
Yeah because somebody is truly committed when they have "dumb president" as one of the reasons.
@@pizzaman1891 Wahhhh, MAGAt. The truth hurts.
@@Brendan-Black I honestly don't get the left, they claim trump is dumb, but also that he's an evil genus. Which is it?
@@pizzaman1891 You raise a good point.
He's evil, but dumb and full of himself.
@Urrcreavesh I agree, I feel it is important not to generalize.
"call me when it fits on a hat" 😂
"We conclude, No collude" -trumps new hat slogan
"He who has nothing to hide hides NOTHING!"
@Seal of Approval: I think there’s a difference between maintaining privacy and concealment of a crime. Am I refusing to reveal my credit card number because you’re a phone scammer or because I used it to buy a murder weapon? But hey, I enjoy a good reductio ad absurdum, too.
THANK YOU for saying that the statement was stupid rather than calling the writer stupid, as so often happens on social media. I am so sick of ad hominem attacks, and not even clever ones.
@@moralhazard8652 You know for a fact that's not what he meant
@@moralhazard8652ur statement is way more stupid imo
I think so far this is my favorite video of 2019.
Saving to favorites...a masterpiece of a monologue!
Obama spied on the Trump campaign.
*Grabs popcorn, reads comments* * :) *
Straight up. Like okay he isnt the best president but my god, he litteraly cant stop talking about him. its a everyday shit with this guy.
@Mike Keller Pretty Subjective, yes Trump is god awful but it's been 3 years come on, spewing out the same Socially Liberal talking points from Thom Hartmann in like 2002.
@Mike Keller Ouch, no response got to do with policy and intellectual discussion but instead with ad hominems... Shame, reply back when you have the decency to string a real argument together.
@Mike Keller - That must be why you agree with all of the rest of the Repugnican Trumpanzees: you don't argue with those idiots.......
You must have been looking in the mirror when you said that!
MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. It’s hard to laugh at that same jokes for three years. Season 2 of _Trump_ better have Oprah.
The Starr report could be purchased at Barnes & Noble. The Mueller Report and its backup information should be as available to the American Public.
ktpinnacle Mueller doesn’t live in a bunker. If Barr said anything Mueller disagreed with, we will hear about it from Mueller.
What makes you think that Mueller will just tweet something that went over the head of his boss, the AG? This guy is by the book, he'll talk about his work if he is required to do so in front of Congress. Until then, the Mueller report speaks for him - and it should be available in its entirety. That includes trucks of backup material. Just like the Starr Report.
NOT if it shows evidence that Trump is some horrible piece of crap, it shouldn't!
- Trampanzees
The report might remain classified if it contains info from one of the other probes, or if they're waiting to indict him when he leaves office, when they can subpoena his testimony before a grand jury to prove or disprove intent to obstruct justice
I suspect that portions will be redacted for that reason.
I counted and 40 reasons were given before Stephen Colbert erased "Colluded with Russia".
40 Bullshit reasons cant actually name one actual reason. Bunch of snowflakes
@@Drink182 well most of them are joke based, but some of them can be why he's just not always a nice guy, I hardly see a reason to defend someone just for being in charge..
@@TheUltimateRare The left constantly smearing and lying to manipulate and make a straw man. They never did this with Obama, the entire mainstream media have such an agenda that they were actually disappointed that the president hasn't committed treason. The so called morally virtuous figureheads that want to demonize 50% of the population to suit their own political needs, despite all living in gated communities.
@@Drink182 How about u look at today. bet u wouldnt be saying this now
@@deborahabebe8562 it would seem thats hes not saying that now 🤣
That bit with the 2 sides of the board, lmao! So true! 🤣🤣🤣
There were fine points on both sides!
Well, only one thing left to do. We need to stand strong and vote him out.
Yes!!!! Please!!!!
Good luck buddy
And now Muller needs to be investigated
@@20ice47 Investigated for what? Doing his Job?
Do you realize we haven't seen the Meuller Report, all we've seen is the Barr Report?
@@20ice47 you're a fool. Mueller was just doing his job while being constantly derided and threatened for doing it. That doesn't sound like a good reason to investigate him for anything. Crawl back in your SHTF shelter and let the big boys deal with it.
Time for Congress to subpoena Mueller, but on a more important note: Thank you, Stephen, for giving me a reason to laugh.
Yeah, this whole thing was depressing but Stephen still managed to make it fun.
Fckn bots
Stephen Colbert has the BEST monologues
A bitter pill to swallow but Stephen managed it well
Bitter? No. The taste is closer to "confusion". Why did he and his administration lie about their connections with Russia over and over again. What about the Trump tower in Moscow and the lift sanctions? Even though these sanctions had unanimous non-partisan support... Why does all of his administration have deep ties with various Russian officials? Why were there so many indictments due to these relationships? Why did Don Jr say, "I love it" in regards to an email stating they would provide dirt on Hillary as Russia's effort to get Trump elected?
None of this adds up.
Collusion is a super narrow term, so I totally saw that coming. Most people that weren't stuck in echo chambers ALSO knew they wouldn't find collusion.
There are soooo many unanswered questions. I just hope we get the full report and Trump's taxes. Then we can put the entire thing to rest.
Bitter? What is there to manage well? The news that we still don’t know anything?
Never thought I'd see the day when we'd be celebrating that our president isn't a foreign agent. Oh, what have we become!
Having Bill Barr decide trump's not guilty of obstruction of justice is like letting Frank Nitti decide whether Al Capone is guilty of tax evasion.
William Ridge
He’s not guilty of obstruction because there was no underlying crime.
You know, that insane Russia Conspiracy theory you bought, hook, line, and sinker over the past 2 years?
@@3thingsfishing427 A line that reported in this report says it didn't exonerate from any crimes, now another lie for the Trump and family saying he's exonerated when he really isn't, no talking in the world would make this president look,good, as he does a good job at making himself a bad president.
Umm, no. Mueller didn’t have a case to bring so he didnt bring one. Quite simple.
He wasn’t the only one to decide he isn’t guilty of obstruction. Please sterilize yourself before you produce any more idiots on this planet. You can’t even read or comprehend information.
2 years and nothing.
Pull your head out of your ass.
Oh wait you can't because you have permanently been brainwashed by commies.
Look up Yuri Bezmenov, he will explain your condition to the T.
Bless you for finding a positive.
Reasons in the list include:
-Fathered Don Junior
-Can't close umbrella
-Goes through chiefs of staff like kleenex
-Is totally dumb xD
Nathan ruined Kanye was the first one that made me laugh lmao
why dumb hmmm?
@@billgates1495 Not dumb but sarcastic. ✋🤨👌