at this point I am completely convinced that Danny actually has no clue what he looks like cuz why was he so genuinely unsure about wether that guy with the hair was just an edited pic of him or not
@@PhoebeTheFairy56 quite the opposite. He knows exactly how he looks like, and he thibks that pic look like him because, i mean, just take a look at the hair, eyes and nose lol.
this comment makes it sound like it's an underground scheme, like there's a whole organization dedicated to making and hiding stickers of danny spanking himself
@@kai_fatallysapphicTwas within "mayhaps" I theirin found such a long vaunted solution to the echoing conundrum that plagued my waking mind with the most terrible of dreams of what other alternatives doth exist.
Indeed good sire “lest” is one of my favourite words as one of the cool kids always dripped out in the finest red velvet as my parents were rather rich indeed *laughs in Victorian*
in case you didn’t know and for anyone else who doesn’t know danny gets to pick where the midrolls are inserted; he can put them anywhere he wants, he can put as many as he wants, midrolls are all up to the youtuber who runs the channel
genuinely surprised that he's used "nary" in a song but has never used "lest" in a video before. came for the vines, stayed for the archaic vocabulary expansion
Bold of them to make an entire website claiming to be his official merch site. I think it's time to slap them with a little bit of legal. Edit: man Doodles goin wild down there Edit 2: homie changed their name to "stopmotionepicness." Don't be fooled by this new facade.
@@doodleBurgersIf they sell merch that's similar to the stuff he sells, he could be losing business. It could also affect his rep if people believe its him and end up with bad quality merch or get scammed.
@Yawning Lion 1. It's not scamming or plagiarism 2. He doesn't sell those stickers anyways 3. There are billions of sites like that and wasting time and money to take down one is pointless
domestic rats make great pets! they're super smart, trainable, and their personalities are like little puppy dogs with grabby hands. they love interacting with you and they're cleaner than household cats. my rats always smelled like marshmallows and they would lick my tears from my face when I was going through a hard time. I cannot recommend pet rats enough!
Unfortunately they only live for two ish yearsm I think I'm on my last one for a while because I can't deal with the grief every two to three years. My favorite thing is when you "wrestle" them with your hand they'll bounce around all happy and then run back and wrestle you back. I used to have one that learned how to open her cage and would come sleep on my stomach. Rats are amazing pets. Just wish they lived longer.
Greg was such an honored rat, with his charm and chillness... Now, let us all have a moment of silence for our fallen Greg... May he rest in peace... we will miss you, Greg. 🐁
@@thekitkatlizard8661 people have been able to stitch his voice together to create fake videos 💀. if you look up "game theory be like" one will pop up. And he reacted to one once, and it definitely wasent the one that shows up, but it was done weirdly well lol. I can't find it anywhere tho, can't remember where he reacted to it.
I like to think that In the time between videos, Danny sits in a room and does absolutely nothing but think of video ideas until he gets one random one and records
I once replied to a fake celebrity scammer who told me kind of the same thing. They ask how you want to be paid (I sent them a PayPal link), but before they pay you, they send you a message that you need to buy them a gift card for x amount of money to gain their trust, it's really dumb
Danny freaking out over his merch getting stolen even with fake danny shop websites means he hasn't watched the video with Eddy going over this exact situation. He even brought Drew in because of the road work meme
Danny I’m a practitioner of a Afro-Brazilian religion where we evoke spirits and even incorporate them. And it never bothers me when classy, good and creative people make fun of “paranormal/religious” things. I loved that video
@@kevalyarathore223 Apparently pretending like biology isn't a thing and that sex doesn't exist is "based" despite it erasing what women experience and go through and removing all language to talk about our bodies (but conveniently not anything to do w men) in favor of a man made set of cultural sterotypes that don't accurately or at all describe either sex is "still based"
its a small thing but it means a lot that you called out sunnyv2's awful transphobia, as a trans person its really scary for us right now so its comforting to see someone i look up to being on our side
I thought more people would have mentioned this, but I’m glad he said something. Even though it’s not a main channel vid, I’m sure at some point that guy will end up seeing this & hopefully realize how gross he’s been.
To you and everyone replying it will get better, the world has had to improve to reach where we are now, which means that the world can climb the ladder to being less horrible because we’re already up a few steps. Good luck to y’all, may you all see the rainbow after the storm
@@averytrexel watch out if youre on antibiotics greg. having infections and bowel problems post surgery arent fun, take probiotics afterwards. quick recovery be upon ye
@@banana_365iguess the FaceTime was just a clip of his video looping over and over again. And the funniest thing, is that the call function, isn't even his voice! It's just this random dude
I also agree that now is a great time to bring "lest" back. Very underrated word, and it sounds cool. Heard it in a Nile song about 12 years ago and I've used it pretty regularly since then
Yeah I mean we're the only one that matters anyway 😤
what
lol
It's Matthew Patrick!
omg youre here
freddy fazbear
at this point I am completely convinced that Danny actually has no clue what he looks like cuz why was he so genuinely unsure about wether that guy with the hair was just an edited pic of him or not
Maybe he's got face blindness or something similar?
@@PhoebeTheFairy56 He is literally just joking. Also, plenty of people look like other people, it's weird but it's not new or uncommon.
@@nomoretwitterhandles i never said anything about plenty of people *not* looking like other people
@@PhoebeTheFairy56 quite the opposite. He knows exactly how he looks like, and he thibks that pic look like him because, i mean, just take a look at the hair, eyes and nose lol.
The Jerma effect
You're way more chill than I'd be if I found a whole ring of self-spanking counterfeit stickers.
this is the funniest comment I've ever read I think
this comment makes it sound like it's an underground scheme, like there's a whole organization dedicated to making and hiding stickers of danny spanking himself
he seemed p grossed out tbh but at the same time i would not release an image of myself spanking me so it's not a possibility for most people...
I would 100% buy official merch of Danny spanking himself. That clip was hilarious.
I’m so glad he addressed the “removing Danny’s facial features” thing because it’s been haunting me for a week
LMFAO ive been praying for this video of him addressing it 😂😂😂
It was obnoxious :/
@@pap-frhave fun dude
Lmaoo
i'm pm
The lack of sparkling water in this episode really squishes my bones
ah, it snapped my nerves
Same. I found that Kroger brand has a couple of new flavors he ought to try on camera. The blue raspberry one is pretty good.
Agreed my bones are getting squishy
My bones have already been stolen from my sleep peralasis demon, Danny.
Do they get squishy at night time?
As someone from the 18th century, we used the word “lest” all the time and it was fairly popular within school with the cool kids like myself.
it was also popular with 19th century kids- someone from that community
you can't just say perchance
@@kai_fatallysapphicTwas within "mayhaps" I theirin found such a long vaunted solution to the echoing conundrum that plagued my waking mind with the most terrible of dreams of what other alternatives doth exist.
@@grimdarkmalarkey5402 I am laughing my buttocks off!
Indeed good sire “lest” is one of my favourite words as one of the cool kids always dripped out in the finest red velvet as my parents were rather rich indeed *laughs in Victorian*
Danny is the exact opposite of a person with a mustache.
I dont know what this means but I agree
Yeah that sound about right
So kurtis?
So a person without a mustache?
@@sweetcreature2475 some would put it that way, yes.
6:11 "I'm gonna tell that to my kids someday" He was dropping us hints
Wait does he have kids??
@@rey_rose_draws Laura's gregnant !
@@limesandlemons1367 Gregspecting
@@rey_rose_draws Laura gregbirthed
Fr I’m watching this in November after his son was born and I’m so happy for him and Laura😭
I love how his use of the word "lest" just got further and further from its actual definition throughout the video 😭
He started off so strong
Lest you leave him alone for it
I always thought that “lest“ meant, or had the function of “ or“. For example, you must eat your vitamins, lest you have scurvy.
@@hopesy12u4 john you strange boy
Like "intervention" in that episode of Always Sunny. By the time Frank uses it at the end it basically just means "timeout."
He "just a theory'd" so hard it triggered a well-timed midroll ad.
Well played by Danny 😂
That part was so funny I peed my pants a little
yes
in case you didn’t know and for anyone else who doesn’t know danny gets to pick where the midrolls are inserted; he can put them anywhere he wants, he can put as many as he wants, midrolls are all up to the youtuber who runs the channel
Lol I wasn't watching the timecode and thought the video had ended there
I was focused on Danny’s hoodie strings tied into a bow for the entire duration of this video
same it’s mesmerising how perfectly they’re tied
@@shaquilleoatmeal7389 now i gotta look~
I know it's adorbs. 🎀😅
6:11 this part is hittin different now! Congrats Danny 🎉🎉
I was looking for someone to say something about this!
Ik
How is it hittin different?
@@divit187 they are having a baby
@@stitchizgay I know that, I'm just confused as to how it changes anything.
Guys, I think this is the channel where Danny likes to get a little goofy and a little wacky.
that's an interesting point of view, i never thought of that!
you might have a point, as on his other channel he is by far more serious and reserved
Could be a little goofier with... La Croix
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shit dude you're onto something !
I love when Danny gets a little bit goofy. And wacky.
He is a little subreddit boi
And drinks a sparkling water
Oh my god shut up
I commented this same thing and it blew up on another of his videos pfft
Stray Kids everywhere
Bro the “bones are getting squishy” gets me every time without fail
WHEN your a dad. Foreshadowing.
genuinely surprised that he's used "nary" in a song but has never used "lest" in a video before. came for the vines, stayed for the archaic vocabulary expansion
What a time to be alive!
I'm tired, so I thought you said "came for the veins" at first and was. Supremely confused.
@@moonstrifflimestone5493 I mean Danny does have pretty great veins
# _there is nary a doubt, I am the slime king_ #
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsabut i feel so alone :( will you be my slime queeen?
Bold of them to make an entire website claiming to be his official merch site. I think it's time to slap them with a little bit of legal.
Edit: man Doodles goin wild down there
Edit 2: homie changed their name to "stopmotionepicness." Don't be fooled by this new facade.
Great idea! He should waste money on something that doesn't affect him
@@doodleBurgersIf they sell merch that's similar to the stuff he sells, he could be losing business. It could also affect his rep if people believe its him and end up with bad quality merch or get scammed.
I found this site when I was looking for his merch site!
@@doodleBurgers How does it not affect him, it's literally plagiarism and scamming while using his identity.
@Yawning Lion 1. It's not scamming or plagiarism
2. He doesn't sell those stickers anyways
3. There are billions of sites like that and wasting time and money to take down one is pointless
“When I have kids”AND DANNY JUST REVEALED THAT HES HAVING A KID😔
Is that jimin in your pfp
i love how danny still gets surprised by how batshit crazy his fanbase is
i never go on reddit, but having a Danny focused subreddit may finally convince me, he has managed to create a nice community
RIP another one lost
I mean, the community is nice, but a little repetitive. It's usually the 3 same jokes over and over again.
@@NadieSombraro there's a sense of familiarity and comfort that comes with the repetetiveness though
nah. ive been on reddit since 2012. save yourself while you can
dont do it
These videos always make the reddit seem way funnier than it actually is
I dont know how many more removing dannys facial features I can take
SLENDERMAN DANNY
SLENDERMAN DANNY
For real 😂
It is me removing the facial features 😈 I will not stop
ngl i chuckled at his comments way more than any of the reddit content he showed
hes just a goofy wacky boi
@@lovem7105 you made the subreddit intolerable this month, no hate.
11:21 "okay, this motherfucker is still removing my facial features" is my new favourite sentence
a Danny x MatPat crossover was the last thing i expected to see in my lifetime but oh boy am i happy that I've got to see it
videos two days in a row AND dannys hair is grown back? what else could a greg ask for 🥴
Also there's a new jarvis video w him!
@@beesbrownies Watched it I loved it.
@@beesbrownies one of the best ones
3 if you count the one with Jarvis
@@beesbrownies you mean there's a new danny gonzalez video with jarvis?
wait, who are we talking about?
domestic rats make great pets! they're super smart, trainable, and their personalities are like little puppy dogs with grabby hands. they love interacting with you and they're cleaner than household cats. my rats always smelled like marshmallows and they would lick my tears from my face when I was going through a hard time. I cannot recommend pet rats enough!
my rats always smelled like orange blossoms!! it's so interesting how pretty they smell
now i want another me
that’s amazing lol i want to get a rat but my parents don’t want me to cuz they think it’s gross :(
@@timmyturner7997 it's no more or less gross than a hamster, dog, cat, goldfish, or any other pet.
Unfortunately they only live for two ish yearsm I think I'm on my last one for a while because I can't deal with the grief every two to three years. My favorite thing is when you "wrestle" them with your hand they'll bounce around all happy and then run back and wrestle you back. I used to have one that learned how to open her cage and would come sleep on my stomach.
Rats are amazing pets. Just wish they lived longer.
9:06 BAHAHA THE WAY DANNY REACTS TO THE SECOND ONE
"...dafuq?"🤨
watching this video after danny had his kid lmfao 6:02
Exactly what I was thinking lmaooo
Greg was such an honored rat, with his charm and chillness...
Now, let us all have a moment of silence for our fallen Greg...
May he rest in peace... we will miss you, Greg. 🐁
All the Gregs go to Greg heaven 🙏
@@sweetiedropsesteam3438 Gregven.... and there we will see our beloved fallen Greg
rip greg
matpats voice is so haunting if you don't listen to it for a while
He keeps showing up in advertisements for an Amazon prime movie and I keep being jumpscared by it
it sounds fake lmao
@@tarantuIas at this point matpat has enough videos to make a flawless ai voice for him, especially with the way he already sounds 💀
bangin out the tunes
@@thekitkatlizard8661 people have been able to stitch his voice together to create fake videos 💀. if you look up "game theory be like" one will pop up. And he reacted to one once, and it definitely wasent the one that shows up, but it was done weirdly well lol. I can't find it anywhere tho, can't remember where he reacted to it.
Danny: “when I have kids”
October: 👶
so excited congrats guys!!!
Oh right I didn’t know it was common knowledge that he was preganat 6 months ago haha
It's so sad to realize that, now that Danny is going to be a dad, he's not going to talk to his kid until they're 3. 😥
I like to think that In the time between videos, Danny sits in a room and does absolutely nothing but think of video ideas until he gets one random one and records
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he did that
@@alexanderhamilton00why are you homosexual
i think he has a twin or sum
Who’s the most notorious rip off of Danny Gonzalez now? I’ll get on it too as Donny Gonzolly.
danzy golly
diggy gorgonzola is the og
dinklebert gorbachev.
Daniel Gonzaliestal
Derky Gigaloz
coming back to remind everyone that danny said he wasn’t going to talk to his kid until they are 3 so im holding him to this now that he has one
This is so small but danny saying 'my hair got different' instead of 'my hair changed' hit me in the giggles
Danny is a little subreddit boi
Edit: OMG TYSM never have I ever had this many likes lol
He is being a little bit goofy, and being a bit wacky
@@alimousatabets5751 He is indeed in a little goofy and wacky mood
@@GeraldHonkenHitchercould be a little goofier…with La Croix
@@madeegaindraws this is a channel where we can get goofy and abit wacky
derogatory
I have a lot of health issues and I watch you on the painful and hard days. You make me laugh a lot. Thank you
Do you have the squishy bones?
hey same! here’s to better days :)
Here's to better days!
@@pap-fr Wow man, it was for Danny not you. So self absorbed
i think you have health issue because of you laughing
"when i have kids one day"
well then.
Hello, Danny. You have had your first child - does he know he's not allowed to speak to you until he is three years old? 🧐🧐
I'd buy a trash can with a a Danny sticker on it please make it happen
Edit: extra garbage dust too please
we all would
8:14 I wasn't looking and I legit thought MatPat was talking. Spot-on impression
The joke about him not talking to his kids until they’re three certainly has aged lol
how come?
@@hippyhop33danny hasn’t talked to his kids in 3 years.
jk he just has a kid now but i wouldn’t say this aged poorly..?
@@lamibonxd 😭😭 yh i think the wording confused me, i thought they were saying he now has nothing to do with his new kid 😭
“When I have kids” then casually has a child
Why did I actually start crying when Danny said bye to Greg the rat
Because you're emotionally immature?
@@doodleBurgers Jesus Christ
Calm down, someone’s pet died omg, Danny was super respectful about it and I thought that was really sweet
@@doodleBurgers that's not what emotionally immature means. i would argue that your reply is a better example of being emotionally immature.
@@doodleBurgers ☹️👎
Danny is such a goof about the fake merch thing, surely he can't have forgotten collabing with Eddy Burbank on a video about that topic!
right? how could he forget his iconic video with eddie berback!
@@goldenmolelover you ought not to be goofing on me for misspelling Eddi Borback, surely 😆
@@SwimmingInSunlight my apologies, its rude to mock someone for misspelling edde bobeck
Oh no now Danny's newborn son can't talk to him until he's 3
A sticker of Danny spanking himself has got to be the best reward for doing well on a test
no sparkling water in this video directly led to danny choking at 8:22
Danny is so whimsical and fun
did you mean goofy and wacky
@@CemreA they meant lacroix
no way
wish he was real
even a little silly??
Confirmed, Matpat is obsessed with Danny
The way dannys mocking mattpat with seemingly so much vitriol is killing me for no reason
I once replied to a fake celebrity scammer who told me kind of the same thing. They ask how you want to be paid (I sent them a PayPal link), but before they pay you, they send you a message that you need to buy them a gift card for x amount of money to gain their trust, it's really dumb
That seems legit.
@Kendra yeah it's a pretty common tactic for scammers, I don't think many people fall for it though, at least I hope so xD
They sent me money to use for gift cards. I blocked them and bought groceries. I got lucky with a very dumb scammer
@@HighAsHeckPriestess damn, that's amazing xD
Danny freaking out over his merch getting stolen even with fake danny shop websites means he hasn't watched the video with Eddy going over this exact situation. He even brought Drew in because of the road work meme
Danny I’m a practitioner of a Afro-Brazilian religion where we evoke spirits and even incorporate them. And it never bothers me when classy, good and creative people make fun of “paranormal/religious” things. I loved that video
Danny- “when I have kids”
(Instagram post a few days later)
That cut from Danny coughing to an ad was great
11:00 YEESSS Danny is still based‼️‼️
agreed
🏳️⚧️🎉
What is so based about it?
@@kevalyarathore223 Apparently pretending like biology isn't a thing and that sex doesn't exist is "based" despite it erasing what women experience and go through and removing all language to talk about our bodies (but conveniently not anything to do w men) in favor of a man made set of cultural sterotypes that don't accurately or at all describe either sex is "still based"
Nah
“my kids someday..” HITS DIFFERENT NOW 😭😭
6:00 😂
Oh no, he has a child now doesn’t he 😭
it’s always a good day when danny posts
11:16 just his passive aggressiveness 😂
not danny getting pissed off at that removing his body parts "this motherfucker still removing my facial feature" lmfao 11:17
Omg fellow army 💜 hi
from 11:50 - I'm literally the person in the photo! A.K.A Jimmy Numale. I can confirm Danny, this is indeed not you :)
7:44 Matpat actually avidly watches your channel :DD
please tell me where he said that i’ve been looking for an hour please
😔
LOL I had to rewatch "Lest me looking like a FOOL" multiple times, the timing and face edit is hilarious.
So good😂😂
The “when i have a baby” comment 😭😭😭😭😭
its a small thing but it means a lot that you called out sunnyv2's awful transphobia, as a trans person its really scary for us right now so its comforting to see someone i look up to being on our side
fr it's so nice to see :') someday things will get better for us
Let’s hope more people will keep supporting us……. we really need it
I thought more people would have mentioned this, but I’m glad he said something. Even though it’s not a main channel vid, I’m sure at some point that guy will end up seeing this & hopefully realize how gross he’s been.
To you and everyone replying it will get better, the world has had to improve to reach where we are now, which means that the world can climb the ladder to being less horrible because we’re already up a few steps. Good luck to y’all, may you all see the rainbow after the storm
🏳️⚧️♥️
8:20 How he increased his range on his voice had me laughing
lollll
The way he started coughing 💀😭
That killed me 😂
the fake call segment is even more goofier because now he will have a child
“not unless you’re *three* bud.”
Oh god, the more his hair whitens then more formal his language gets…
6:13 oh no… now that Danny is a father, this is so funny
5:18 I'm lowkey just freaking out about how humanlike Greg the rats hands are. RIP Greg
Ikr the nails too
Were*
I used to have rats, their grabby little hands are the funniest things. If I handed them a cheerio it looked like they were steering a car lol
He's just a lil guy :(
@@teasp00ns this gen made my day
9:38 GOT ME DYING
WUH WUH WUH
When Danny said “when” I have kids, this guy knew what he was doing😏
dont forget to tell your kid that he cant talk to you until hes 3
recovering from surgery and Not Having A Good Time right now. this’ll be a great distraction, thanks dan :)
hope you feel better soon fellow greg
@@g.j.9515 thanks fellow greg 💞
@@averytrexel watch out if youre on antibiotics greg. having infections and bowel problems post surgery arent fun, take probiotics afterwards. quick recovery be upon ye
@@g.j.9515 i truly appreciate it, greg. no antibiotics, just metal in my ankle.
5:57 Well I have an Android, and I'M gonna get it
It was severely underwhelming
@@Mushroom_soup0407 tell us more pleaseeeeee
@@banana_365iguess the FaceTime was just a clip of his video looping over and over again. And the funniest thing, is that the call function, isn't even his voice! It's just this random dude
@@Mushroom_soup0407wait what?!
@@banana_365iguess Ikr???
“when i have kids” oh well boy do i have a surprise for you
YESSSSS
Though he probably knew she was pregnant at this point
I just noticed this was 12 days ago. He definitely knew lol
@@electricelmaha4033 it might be prerecorded
3:39 As someone from the caribbean, maybe i should start leaving stickers in random touristic places so americans find them and go "huh?"
Definitely
11:55 jimmy neutron
😭
Brain blast
6:11 bro was foreshadowing
7:59
this made my day, no, my year. thank you
“when i have kids” YOU HAVE A KID NOW
Me collecting times Danny mentions his “future children” in his recent videos like infinity stones 6:12
“When I have kids someday” when the pregnancy announcement came out like a week later
8:50 Danny should make that his merch tbh
Lol you were right
@@littlewolfgirl8707 I SAW!!! definitely buying ✊
Now he can tell his son "not till your 3 bud"
Danny using Pop Culture's full government name 5:28
6:09 Danny broke his oath
6:13 "when i have kids", coming back to this after his announcement is making me emotional 😭
THE FORESHADOWING IN THIS VIDEO??? OH MY GOD
4:43 I can see the resemblance
6:10 “when i have kids”
it was sooner than we thought
Am watching in 2024: can confirm Danny has still not spoken to his son yet
Danny saying "when I have kids..." as if that's not just happening in a few months
As a certified lest user, I am bothered by Danny's misuse at 2:34
It was a joke
@@Hannah-uf1qk calling myself a "certified lest user" is also a joke. Im not actually bothered
@@prnklinfierc K
I also agree that now is a great time to bring "lest" back. Very underrated word, and it sounds cool. Heard it in a Nile song about 12 years ago and I've used it pretty regularly since then
Ok but now I want to see Danny messaging the scammer Danny and see how far it goes.
I must intake calcium, lest my bones become squishy