I've been keeping a tiny secret. (no I'm not pregnant)
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simone: "what are your qualifications as a workshop dog?"
scraps: *eats mic*
me: good answer!
And later fixes the mic! Good first day at work!
She is an audio engineer after all
Age: 3 m
Me: AH YES THIS DOG IS 3 METRES OLD
Ree
Hey, that's almost 12 dog metres.
Haha yeeepp 😅
[sic] underrated golden comment
@@stumbling nah it's 30 dog meters exactly this is metric
1:50
Simone: "...except scratch her right ear"
*scratches right ear for her*
*stub starts to wiggle*
Me: "OMG That's so adorable!"
I had no idea how badly I needed a 3 legged dog to wiggle his little nubbin while ear scratching. I am complete. 😊
That dog looked so intensely happy in that moment
You provided something that Scraps was missing. And now Scraps is providing something that you were missing
The way Scraps' right hip muscles twitched when you scratched her right ear was so precious
Yes, that invisible leg shake was the CUTEST!😂💕💕💕💕💕🐶
You’re not pregnant, you skipped straight to having the baby.
then, we get to the mean jokes, 'the only baby you'll ever have, being a millenial'.
a baby that will never be smarter or behave more mature than a 3yo, GL!
fluffy, so... she adopted? 😂
@@bunnlose Some adults never get to the point of behaving better than a 3-year-old tbh...
@@matchamate As a former paediatric nurse I find that very offensive. Most 3yo's I worked with were better behaved than their rents. Now 14yo's thats a whole different dumpter full of hormonal tantrums (2 daughters)🤣
legitimately the best transition i have ever heard. "I would prefer to have a security system that doesn't sleep for 18 hours"
Simone Giertz gets a not robotic dog.
"Sees missing leg"
...Is cyborg dog out of the question?
Edit: Punctuation error and also thx for all the likes!
Alyx and dog
See's ?
Uh oh! Are you implying Simone has the tendency to make a robotic leg to this dog? Haha
@@chiefscheider i see what you did there
ight im gonna wait her make scraps a leg
“Simone and Commander Scraps” NEEDS to be written into a children’s book
One where the Scraps is continually saving the Crazy Girl Inventor from “Peligro!” (Danger) by being her behind the scenes “Technician.” Leads to a vast array of scenarios, thus more books!!!
@@denised8489 -- Yes! something like Courage with Muriel type of deal, but on the less scary side lol
Title approved! - film rights alone will be worth $$$
Say no more 😅
*T.H.I.S*
Simone: She’s missing a leg and her name is-
Me: Tripod
Simone: Scraps
Me:.....
Lil Brudder
My friends 3 legged dog is named tripod
Yard stick
naming pets after their disabilities is ablest and unoriginal. Get better jokes.
Rose Allen Every heard of a thing called "dark humour"? its like food, not many people get it.
"Martha, Simones peeing on the flowers again!"
This made me laugh, thank you!
It’s floors
@@snapple4383 Watch the rest of the video. :D
it must be a European thing....?
Bonuses of having a three-legged dog: 25% decrease in time spent trimming their nails.
Or drying off the muddy paws
@@annaschmitt4054 Yep. Good thought!
I saw her lay down on the side where she's missing a leg and i was jealous of how comfortable that must be 😂😂 Just thinking of every time I've been trying to go to sleep and wishing i could detach my arm 😂
@@TwilightAlise I definitely share in that envy. I have to make do with a half-dozen pillows propping me up so that my arm doesn't get in the way.
Brb, going to chop off one of my dog's legs. Thanks for the recommendation.
So the pregnancy announcement will be "I've been keeping a tiny secret. (no I didn't get another dog)"?
Probably 😂😂👌🏻
seafighter4
She then reveals a cat.
Cancer treatment makes you infertile most of the time........
I think Simone eats muff pie
@@rorschachsjournal2084 It wasn't even a cancerous tumour
I just about started to bawl when she said
"I just have to scratch her right ear for her"
and saw how happy the doggo was 😍
And look at how the phantom leg was twitching, like Commander Scraps was doing the scratching!
“Commander Scraps and the Budding Has Been” now that is a sci-fi show I would watch!
That’s the channel name now. Or her Netflix special
I'd watch this too!
@@magazinekirby no
"How do you feel about loud noses?"
"..."
"OWWH-ROO-ROO-ROO-ROO-ROO-ROO!"
R u the dog???
as I read the "barking sounds" my dog barked 😂
I took that as a yes
Mixing up noises and noses-you must be a Steve Mould subscriber?
I straight up didn’t notice Scraps was missing a leg until she said it.
Same
Same
I'd say "same" but now it feels unoriginal, so instead I'll say, "Yeah, me, too."
@Topher TheTenth It... doesn't matter. "Same" is transitive. "Same as the same as 'I like rock music'" is equivalent to "same as 'I like rock music'" which is equivalent to "I like rock music". That's how equality works...
Same for me: I watched the video, where Simone made a two layer table. The dog was around from time to time but I did NOT notice, that it misses the right back leg. It walks around SO unremarkable.
"There's nothing she shouldn't be able to do, except scratch her right ear, which I can do for her." Ooooow my heart!!
best hour of my life:
"trying to figure out how I would scratch behind my right ear if I were a dog, and had this particular arrangement of limbs"
also I injured myself!
While I only have three limbs as well, I still feel that she's much more qualified than me...
Though, not to toot my own horn, I feel like I'm pretty brave around plungers.
I have four limbs, but I'm afraid of plungers.
@@mermaidscooter A difficult fear to overcome.
@@Mattmu12 Thank you, it's nice to have some validation and support.
@@Mattmu12 Especially when they are attached to armored casings that repeatedly scream, "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!" ;-)
Are you saying you're bad at peeing on the floor?
>reads "no I'm not pregnant"
>see preview with dog
>says outloud, to me, myself, and I in my one-person apartment after two months of safer-at-home: "that's even better!"
"This is your frustrated bark"
That's the kind of dog owner I want to be in the future...!
oh my god her little leg nub wiggles when you scratch her ear. it’s so cute
Chrisy Y ikr! My heart melted when I saw that
Haha holy shit that is the cutest thing
This is the immediately visible top comment, which is incredibly funny without the context of her getting a dog first
I want to like that moment specifically above all others.
Spelling bee pronouncer: "There is no P in 'garden'."
Simone: ...
hahaha
@UCYaSad4B3iHmSkqb27h3CCA That the heck
Hehhehehehhehe
Hey! I’m trying to grind on my channel and I’m currently taking a break from editing a video and it would really mean a lot if you could subscribe!
even if you don’t I hope you have an awesome day!
"A real-life, non-robotic dog!" 1) thank you for clarifying, but also 2) how long will that last? cyborg augmented dog WHEN
It's a real thing actually. It was produced by Sony
Hmm suddenly getting a dog that's missing a leg makes a lot of sense.
Commander Scraps might rule my life now too??
When you scratched her ear, the way her nub moved in happiness made me awe out loud
Scraps is sooo cute!!!! Also you can scratch my belly. Wait...
UM, that's not a video for UA-cam
Hol' up
Haha :D
Ditto...who doesn't love belly rubs?? 😴
I ship it
Simone: What qualifications do you have for the position of Shop Dog?
Scraps: I am already missing a limb.
Simone: You're hired!
I worked at a vet for a long time and occasionally we had to remove an animal's limb. Doc always said, "dogs have three legs and a spare," because they are so capable with three.
some dogs have 2 spares.
my dog can walk upright and voluntarily dances like that for treats, and I've also walked a dog that would lift both hind legs when peeing.
Check out "Duece" the dog vid.
The fastest dog I've ever seen was a greyhound with 2 left legs
Im so stuck between being concerned and finding that hilarious and it's got me in a loop lmfao
“I hate animals so much I don’t even want to eat them”
I’m using this now
I really hope you'll be an "educated vegetarian" one day. That means that you will only eat animals where you know they lived well and they didn't suffer when they were killed. Ideally, you would hunt them yourself or you were presend then they were killed. This is something my grandfather taught me and I think that's the most valuable thing that's left of him.
@@kataseiko both vegans and "educated vegetarians" are high on meth. theyre animals. racism between species is natural. thus it is only natural to use them however we please
@@teachies902 I eat meat but that sounds creepy.
I'm a vegetarian. For the animals? No, I just hate plants
Animals Vegetables and Minerals . you probably hate them two.
"None of them poop on the floor"
That you know of.
Ha!
That would be hard not to notice ;)
Someone hasn't worked with drywallers :-p
in the apartment we lived in the guy who lived across the hallway (extremely old guy) had inconstant issues, and 2 separate times we found his solid waste in the middle of the hallway. One time we even saw it fall out of his pants
it was disgusting
@@jearlblah5169 lol
When you mentioned that she was missing a leg, I totally thought you were going to say you would make her a bionic one lol. Not that she needs it of course since Scraps is literally perfection.
Perfect inspiration for a project, so she can scratch her own right ear when Simone can't do it for her. If anyone can do it, it's Simone!
And by the way Simone, thanks for the smile, I really needed that today...
I didnt even notice till she said it
And by the way, I know of a UA-camr that is also a builder, workshop having interesting person. Mike Patey is building an aircraft that he's named Scrappy, built from leftover material he built previous aircraft from and scraps from other aircraft that aren't worth restoring. I think your puppy's image would be a great visual for him to paint on his airplane. Having watched you both for a while now, I'd bet you both could learn something from each other. I'm certain that I would love to see a collaboration...I look forward to seeing what the final decision is on the names of both the 'plane and your new friend...
I literally thought the same thing and then she said scraps can make do with the legs.
@@ganzsichertobi haha jup same. even paused the video to check :D
"so this is Scraps"
*_heart melts_*
I love how it only took her 40 seconds to reveal the "big secret" instead of ranting about useless things and finally revealing it at the end💗
"As you can see she has only three legs"
me, who only saw an excitable white cloud on white flooring: wait she does??
Ya I was sitting thinking there was something weird about that dog but never figured it out until she said lol
I didn't notice until Simone said it then I immediately forgot
I only noticed the pimple on the dogs nose.
same. she runs like my Sal used to and he had 4.
I like how she said “no i’m not pregnant” in the title 😂
Edit: Mom I’m famous! But 405 likes?!? Thank you guys
As a woman, that's what ppl assume every time. Kinda frustrating for those who do not want children or those who can not get pregnant.
“Budding has-been” is my new life goal.
These youtube channels are like having one-sided friendships.
Parasocial relationships. Google em
You're describing a parasocial relationship. We all have them.
In case the people above haven't told you yet, the term for that is parasocial relationships.
@@conancat I like it because of the handicapped association.
She’s a perfect little tripod pupper!!! We almost adopted a 3 legged cat several years back named tripper
And speaker of trippers our sponser today is simplisafe
OK...naming a pet after a STD ist savage.
We had a 3 legged orange named tabby named Kato growing up. Such a sweetie you would never have guessed the way he went up and down the apple trees in our back yard.
"A budding has-been"
Oh come on now!
"now I can own a dog!" - simone
indeed!!! what the actual f@#$ is she hinting at... ?!?!?
My English is not great; what does that even mean?
Inte Dåligt It means that she thinks that she’s past her peak of being in the public eye, that she’s less popular now and so her life is less crazy
"I'd like to have a safety system that doesn't sleep for 18 hours a day" these words are too damn relatable. My Sparky couldn't care less what goes on while he's sleeping
Yeah my dog actually barks really loud at night if there is anything, but I hope if there is ever a thieve breaking into my house she will escape and hide because those bastards kill dogs 😡
I have two rottweiler-cross and .. I ... Am the watch dog. We have had about 4 intruders in the time the dogs have been around and they were far asleep until I went pyjama-patrolling with a baseball bat and overcompensating maglight, yelling as hard, deep and loud as possible.
This reminds me of a joke.
Do you know the difference between a guard dog and a watchdog?
A guard dog will defend your property to the very end!
Watch Dog will simply watch them take it away!
With my dogs it's not that they make a good security system, but we suspect they would prevent our house from getting trashed if buglers broke in. The conversation would go something like this ...
Dogs: We'll show you the expensive stuff we can't play around if you open THIS bin of food and walk away.
My dogs sleep at about the same time as a human does lol like 9pm or 10pm to 7am or 8am they’re good boys :)
im already seeing the future where simone makes an actual artifical leg limb for scraps
The potential
This dog with a disability doesn't need fixing. He's already got everything he needs- a kind, generous & compassionate human friend. We should all be so lucky!
@@davidwittie4177 Yeah but robot leg.
@@ravendevino6419 yeah robot leg. Commander scraps the half cyborg
@@dominicyang9309 fifth
"This is your frustrated bark." Of course, Simone speaks dog, too.
everyone who is around both dogs and cats, after a while, know what all the barks, meows, and cry's mean!
Scraps is the most perfect little pup ever!
Stttttooooooop spoiling 😤
Oh hai, you're here < 3 🎶
Commander Scraps! o7
Thx for the spoiler
"I tried to rub a contractors belly once" 🤨🤨🤔🤔
Video about Simone's dog but somehow this is my takeaway.
It's a great joke
@@Call-me-Al Are we sure it's a joke?
Good joke - but probably came from some level of truth.
The tri-pedal Canis shopicus. Loving and faithful to the end.
Canis lupus fabrica tripus, or C. l. fabrica tripus
I though I was the only one who named my dog in Latin name.
Contrats, i just whant to give you a recomendation. You should give it phisical therapy, specially as it grows old. I had a dog with an amputated leg and she had really Bad back and neurological problems when she got old. Thats all, i am really happy for you :)
*dog runs into frame*
me: that is one scrappy lookin' dog
simone: this is Scraps
me: O_O
She's a Marvelous Menace.
Awwww we love this! Thank you for giving Scraps a new home. We think she'll make a great workshop dog and we can't wait to watch her grow up!
I am LOVING how well trained she already has this pup ! Excellent "clicker training" folks ! Kudos Simone for being so proactive. Puppies are such sponges ! :)
Simone: (Im not pregnant)
Me: SHE ADOPTED A CHILD
Simone: I got a dog
Me: same thing
My dog passed away yesterday and I've been struggling with it. When I saw you adopted one I got a lil bit sad because it reminded me of my good boy and when he first came into my life. But then I felt really happy about you being able to give and receive the unconditional love that comes with a pupper. I know you will be a great owner for Scraps! please enjoy every single second of her. You guys have a lot of good memories to come! much love
Sending a "hug"! Losing a pet is never easy. Never. :/
I'm so sorry!
:(
Simone adopts a 3 legged dog.
Perfect
When she tell she has a dog, I was like I hope it’s a three legged dogs so she can make him a protesis 😄
simone likes damaged, broken souls
This gives me hope
The dog would have 4 legs if the dog was male
The YellowMan why?
@@quawp2429 Oh, god...
"No, I'm not pregnant"
I love that
@@sol4925 I did too though that's mostly cause I was watching the gay videos when I got the notification
dogs > babies for sure
You people have mental issues if you think having children is a bad thing.
@@steezydan8543 Oh it's defiantly not, I'm planning for kids myself. It just that usually whenever a female UA-camr say something like she has an announcement or a secret or something along those lines they get a lot of people asking if she's pregnant without watching the video or people being angry that she lead them on with the idea that she is pregnant
@@daedraq How can you compare the two when you've only ever had one of them?
The Internet: Could Simone possibly be more awesome?!?
Simone: Hold my beer...
*Adopts a three-legged shelter dog*
My first thought the second I saw her,
“OMG it’s perfect, she’s only got three legs, she’s a little bit broken but still perfect like all the stuff she makes, omg it’s perfect!
Then someone started cutting some onions near me...
she can man scraps a new leg.
And now you've reminded of Lilo and Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.
Omg I’m CRYING over the little stump wiggle when you scratched her ear!
Simone's neighbors : she's peeing in the garden again ... with her dog.
"Well, at least she's got a dog with her this time..."
"Let's not tell her that we know. It would be an awkward conversation...."
at least its not a poo bonding ritual.
"A real-life non-robotic dog."
For now.
Let the cyborging begin
where are my balls?
A vet friend once told me, "All dogs are born with 3 legs, and a spare."
Moral for each dog owner: a well trained dog is a happy dog
“no im not pregnant”
what the hell do you mean, that is CLEARLY an ABSOLUTE BABEY
It's awkward giving birds, bees and fur baby talk to random stranger, but fur babies are not the result of pregnancy ;)
Oh my god, a small dog owner who actually trains their dog!!! Holy shit, thank you Simone
I love how the second half of the title answered the first thing I thought of when I read the first part of the title 😅
That said, congrats on becoming a mom! Tripod is the cutest 😍
I like how a joke is funny.
When I clicked this video I was thinking “ooh maybe it’s a dog” and it’s A PERFECT LITTLE TRIPAWD OH MY GOSH ❤️
I’m happy for you.
TRIPAWD!!! ♥️♥️♥️ You just made my day! Just as Scraps did. ♥️
Definitely adding Tripawd to my vocab
"I've outsourced myself to a branch"; life goals.
I love that she differentiates between her barking sounds "this is your frustrated bark"! THAT IS A DOG OWNER!
Hey Simone, I'm losing my cat today (cancer) and this video helped me feel better!
I'm so sorry about your cat 💙
Your cat's in a better place now.
💖
photos.app.goo.gl/LEP493LdzdapVgzX6
Congrats Simone!
By the way, I think you should make an automatic ear scratcher for your dog.
It could be a challenge to teach her how to use it, but it might be possible haha
“No dogs or dog owners were harmed, frightened or even mildly inconvenienced in the making of this ear scratcher.”
Awww I love how her little stub kicks when you scratch her ear!
As the founder of a 33 year old service dog training nonprofit, I am so happy to compliment you on your dog training skills! Beautifully done, Simone. You’ve got this! You and C. Scraps are definitely going places.
“are you ok with loud noises?”
precious lil scrapball: ...*screams*
Well, that answers the question then: not a problem at all, how about you? :')
I guess that was a "yes"
She looks like snowy from Tintin. She is definitely a great addition to the team 😊🐾
She is gorgeous 😍
I have a white cat with the same leg missing called Percy, he does the little hip wiggle when I scratch that ear too 😂
my dog's name is Percy! he's got 4 legs though
We had a dog named Tres that was missing the right rear. You couldn't stop him - he loved going on hikes and rock hopping at the beach. I still miss him.
It's a he
I have a cat, also with the same leg missing. I named him Pi LOL. He does the same thing when he needs a scratch :)
@@peterjansen5498 'Pi' is an excellent name for a cat with ~3.14 legs.
The markings on her stump look like a paw print to me ;_; so cute.
As soon as she came into the shot I immediately fell in love with her 😍 and those scruffy ears got me!
What about the dog?
When you scratched her right ear, I lost it😭💕
And seeing her hip wiggle as she was scratching her ear got me
Exactly!! Ughhhh poor baby
@@gingerr_princess yes poor furfam. Spoiled furfam more like it. Some things happen for unknown reasons & couldn't ask for a better person to be rescued by a furball.
no one:
Simone: I GOT A DOG!
everyone: *audible* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Yes so much this! 😍
"I outsourced myself to a branch"
Why haven't I ever thought of that in two decades? Or maybe I have?
Scraps just needs a doggie vest that says "Shop Safety Inspector"
Yo is it time for a vid titled: " I made bionic leg for my dog" ?
"This is your frustrated bark"
I love it ... seems like you already know her inside out :-)
I LOVE SCRAPS...... my cat is missing that same hind leg and his little nub shakes when i scratch his right ear!!!
"are you ok with loud noises?"
...
bARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
XD perfect timing
Scraps nailed that interview.
The first thing my eyes read was "I'm pregnant"
Congratulations.
"All I want to do is frolic around in overalls, building things and refusing to download tiktok." - Simone 2020
No truer words have ever been said
I love how happy she looked when you scratched her right ear.
Simone how dare you make me love something so much but that I’ll never be able to give kisses to
Space.kittens If you are nice you can kiss 😘 me... in about 20 years. 😷
Scraps trying to move her leg when Simone scratched her ear was sooo cute😍
Simon: I got a workshop dog.
Dog: naaaa I'm more of an audio engineer dog.
Commander Scraps is the cutest puppy ever.
(after mine obviously, but she's a very close 2nd)
"as you can tell she's lost a leg..."
*me noticing the dog doesn't have a leg*
OMFG THAT DOG AINT GOT A LEG
I didn't even realise she was slightly odd! She is adorable.
I don't even think they need four legs to be honest, I knew a three legged dog and it could Z O O M
Our vet says dogs are born with a spare.
I would definitely watch a “how to train a puppy” video
If Jun's Kitchen can do well with "How to Train Your Cat" videos, Simone can do really well how to train Scraps videos.
100% we're getting some robo dog modifications in the future.
@Pat McCann And a turret.
@@ElectroNeutrino Laserguns L A S E R G U N S !!!!
What was the name of the dog on Rick and morty
@@ghostplayzbusters snowball iirc
Me: *reads half of the title*
Also me: OHMAHGODSHESPREGNANTAAHHHHH!
Me: reads whole thing
Me: *ITS A FLOOF CHILD*
You're telling me you're an engineer and the the first thing you thought of WASN'T to build him a bionic leg?
Her specialty is purposely shitty robots. Are you sure that's what you want on a dog.
No, we've all seen that Rick & Morty episode. We don't need ruling by cute dogs in mecha suits.
@@ncot_tech *In Jerry's voice* ...Or do we?
or just something to help walk thats less dangorass
* Doggo wake up with a bionic leg *
Her : wake up samurai, we have a city to burn.
*CYBERDOG*
simone: “are you okay with loud noises?”
scraps: -the devil escapes from her little mouth-
simone: 0_o
Omg I never even thought about the Roomba training!! Turning it on when playing to make it a positive audio que! My old dog used to hate the Hoover I never even considered trying that :O
"As you can PROBABLY tell, she's got three legs."
Commander Scraps, Captian of the Left Over Foood Brigade reporting for duty!
Scraps is adorable!
She’s The last person I would think of having tik tok 😂
I still have no clue what the hell tik tok is.
@@fordhouse8b It's an app may be you already know ,but don't know what the hell does it do or do that for what lol.
@@fordhouse8b it's similar to vine and just as bad.
It's an app where people post funny videos and sometimes unfunny ones. There's good and bad on it just like any app and it gets a lot of hate from anyone older then 23 just because it's new. Check it out, or don't I dunno it's your life
@@hyperspacechicken yep
I started crying the moment I saw her. She's so cute. I love her. I've known her for 3 seconds and I'd kill for her.
and the dog isn't bad either.
Jbot123 nice 👌🏼
Years back one of my dad''s employees would always bring their Keeshond mix to the shop who was also a tripod pooch.
His name? Sprinter.