we need an entire fighting game like this, with just these regular ass dudes as the characters, all the stages are either gymnasiums, basements or back alleys, and all the button combo moves are just rapid turbo-slaps and flooring fingerblasts lmao
Slapkido is basically a motionfilled block to gain ground on your opponent whilst blocking any upper move.. mind you, you leave yourself completely open for mid and lower moves.
As a person that has been in Shotokan karate, the funniest part of this is the "instructors" sitting in chairs and stuff while teaching moves and they're not even old. In real karate I had 70 year old's kicking my ass.
Our teacher had us lie on the floor and he walked his enormous ass across our child stomachs to ensure we were engaging our muscles properly. If your spleen popped your abs weren't tight enough.
@@orlagskapten9829 There's an MMA fighter in China who has famously done this for the past few years. He's been banned off a lot of platforms because these masters that he destroys end up calling him a cheater, one guy said that he might have been drugged before their match. He has no evidence but he believes it doesn't make sense that he lost like he did.
@@headkickedhe's also on the social credit blacklist right? Can't use public transit or fly on planes now. I read it was due to "causing damage to Chinese Nationalism."
@@headkickedI saw that, the "master" said there was ether on his gloves or something. Because it's just not possible he could lose. Even tho in the vid he clearly never stood a chance. It was honestly embarrassing to watch how bad he got destroyed.
I was in Charlie’s presence not too long ago; the only thing keeping me from pissing and shitting uncontrollably out of innate fear was his warm smile, his way of telling me “I have already spared you, now live.”
I want to see a legit "bull-shido" course where, instead of the art being self defense, it's acting like you're getting beat up and performing difficult stunts to make the other guy look stronger. Instead of "you will be able to do combat like this," it's "you will be able to look like you are being defeated by someone doing combat like this"
That is actually a thing in wrestling, people who do it are called carpenters. The term has a negative connotation so it's also known as "enhancement talent".
The Rapid Slap Attack Jitsu is actually extremely effective against all flying insects. You can stack the Carpal Tunnel status effect so you do have to be careful when using it.
I did aikido as a kid for like 10 years. There’s definitely some stuff you can actually use but most of it would never be useful in an actual fight. The best thing I took away from it was how to fall properly. That’s actually saved me a couple times from slipping on ice and just instinctively going into a fall.
haha, I did Aikido for 2 years before moving on to BJJ and Muy Thai....100% with you that the falling was the most lasting skill! I also still use some of the wrist warmup stretches
Honestly i think breaking fall is one of the most important skills because unless you are either someone who actively looks for street fights, you live somewhere particularly dangerous or it's part of your job you are probably gonna fall more than you are gonna fight.
As someone who has practiced real martial arts, that rapid-slappies move has actually been used on me in tournaments by green-horns, and it never works out. One good side-kick to the gut and they can't get near you, and you get like 2 points per kick.
Actually there is some basis for it to be used. Not the way it was used in the video mind you, that's total bullshit. But there is actually real application for it. As someone is throwing a straight punch or something similar, you can strike down on their wrist with your knuckles kinda like in the video, and that leaves them open for a quick strike to the head. Honestly it's more of a block then a strike (though if you're doing it right theoretically almost every block should be a strike, but whatever).
Hey Charlie there is a fighter in China who goes by mad dog who has a very interesting story. He got into MMA and he challenges these "experts" to a fight. He eventually beat so many of them and made a mockery of chinese arts that the government actually stepped in to discredit him and make his life a living hell i.e. lowering his credit score so he couldnt travel by plane/ train or even stay in certain hotels
At one point they made him wear clown face-paint and gave him a silly nickname to embarrass him, but instead what happened was that rather than a mediocre MMA fighter kicking these kung-fu masters' asses all over China, it was a dude with clown make-up called "Watermelon" kicking these kung-fu masters' asses all over China, because that's far less embarrassing for China lol
I never thought I’d laugh so hard at these fake martial arts videos, but Charlie, the way you described these with such a calm intellectual manner makes it even funnier.
@@janitor1165because this channel is very popular so crappy bots flock to the replies section of top comments to try and grab attention to themselves even though collectively everyone hates them.
I took martial arts for a few years (because I am white, a nerd, and was at one time a child, so I contractually had to take karate), and we actually had a name for the technique at 3:53. It's called windmilling, and lots of people do it when they start to panic in a combat situation. It also... doesn't work.
The ultimate form of combat. I heard with enough training and discipline you can even stop a bullet! "If you keep punching the air you'll be able to stop a bull with one punch!"
For those uninitiated into the world of intense spiritual martial arts, there are three main branches of the art. The section of the video that shows them defeating multiple pieces of paper is one of the most impressive displays of sheer spiritual prowess I have ever seen, and that's because this is a rock based spiritual form, which usually loses to paper. Only a scissor art form can defeat paper, and up until this video was posted nobody had been able to defeat paper as rock. Somehow, these warriors have combined the precision of a scissor art form, with the power of the rock forms. We live in an incredible time.
I think you would have the most likes if people stopped to read this instead of scrolling on thinking it was just another, "actually..." lol. Best comment.
I actually went to get a lesson to an Aikido school. Guy did this lock on my hand and - apparently - expected me to help him and roll over, but I didn't. Instead, I just quit this nonsense. One of my all-time dreams came true in a very horrible way. I didn't know it's all fake, but I did suspect it and I've seen it by myself.
I've "learned" this type of stuff back when I was 12. Everyone but me felt the "force" from the teacher, so it was really embarrassing for me being the only one that sucks. The teacher even gaslighted me, saying I was too distracted to feel the "foece." Nevertheless, all of it was bull... probably
Nah there was no probably about that bro, the entire thing is completely fake, it's not fighting at all, it's much more like a coordinated stunt performance kinda like WWE
Can you explain to me why would people who arent the ones doing the scamming go along with it? its so fucking weird. I can understanding wanting it to be real. But thats completely different from turning into an actor who fakes being defeated. Please explain this to me.
@@johndor7793ever seen the video when a guy claiming he can manifest invisible force barriers get slapped in the face? Now Imagine being one of these stunt bullshido actors hired to make some "sensei" look like a god infront of all these people, but instead you just slap him in the face. How fucking funny wouldn't that be
@@johndor7793 maybe it's placebo, or something? I did it with my brother back then, and he said he felt the "force," like there was something invisible pushing him. There were a whole lot of people, some of them I respected at the time, but looking back at it now... It really is kinda silly lol.
I've always wanted to pay for one of these classes, go up to the guy, and just not play along and flip upside down like I'm supposed to and see if the entire crowd gives anime reactions like "NANI? He resisted our master's ultimate finger poke technique so easily!! How powerful is this guy?!"
As someone who actually does take martial arts, I love these types of videos. They’re hilarious to watch. Impossible to get bored Pointing out a bunch of things wrong. I may not be the best, but it’s still so amazing to watch these theatrics unfold
Charlie isn't a darksouls boss. he's that one NPC that's just out there in silence, not even a theme song, just standing there silently... but he has the strongest weapon in the game. and every boss just sandboxes in place out of the fear of encountering him in the wilds. i'm scared pantless just at the sight of him and i pray everyday to never get on his bad side...
You're talking about Bullshito ? Or the actual martial arts displayed ? Because there were a couple. Last one is "Systema" some Russia Vodka hardcore shit, that Vlad must have learned too (but at a higher Tetris level I guess).
his secret power is the ability to make anyone have the irresistable urge to roll away when they touch his skin. his children give him a hug and then just start rolling like they are fighting a boss in elden ring.
We are lucky the lethal machine that is Charlie hasn’t come to do a mortal kombat style combo on us by watching these videos and learning those exquisite fighting techniques
5:05 I got into a fight during my high school days with a kid that fought like this. Most of the time his eyes were closed so i just sparta kicked his lower abdomen. Idk how people think doing that is effective at all
it's so funny how the news works.. you get someone digging a hole in the sand, some random weirdo who claims to be into astrophysics and very much willing to say some very silly stuff and a thirsty ass reporter in the same room and absolute MAGIC ensues. what a GRIPPING story the DUBLIN MCGUINESS news channel. keep up the good work.
i am a relatively scrawny and lanky guy. generally fit but not at all a fighter, but i would absolutely love to take a try at some of these “grand master martial artists”
Hey charlie could you do a video line the other fake self defense strategies video and prove how effective these amazing martial arts strategies are in reality. Thanks 👍
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We are just lucky that Charlie stopped himself at 5'6" so that we may all have a chance against him
And we still don't stand a chance...
Yea if he was any shorter, we'd all be doomed
Dont joke about dwarfism 😔
@@Kinmoonify why, it's just wholesome fun
Only John Wick has a slight chance, and only if Charlie is in bed sick with the snuffles
You are my guilty pleasure, Charlie.
I want to give you pleasure
Should i turn around for this next part?
and mine
@@shookraviolino😊
@@amjazty ❤
we need an entire fighting game like this, with just these regular ass dudes as the characters, all the stages are either gymnasiums, basements or back alleys, and all the button combo moves are just rapid turbo-slaps and flooring fingerblasts lmao
Slapkido is basically a motionfilled block to gain ground on your opponent whilst blocking any upper move.. mind you, you leave yourself completely open for mid and lower moves.
@@garystinten9339 does 1 damage for each successful hit, and 1 damage to yourself every 10 frames its active
That cartoon fight flailing technique video was basically a flash fighting game
@@spaceracer6861 that's funny
@@spaceracer6861 IMAGINE THE MATCHUPS THO
As a person that has been in Shotokan karate, the funniest part of this is the "instructors" sitting in chairs and stuff while teaching moves and they're not even old. In real karate I had 70 year old's kicking my ass.
indeed. shukokai karate person here
Same dude, I had like 50-60 yr olds kicking my shit in when I did MMA
Our teacher had us lie on the floor and he walked his enormous ass across our child stomachs to ensure we were engaging our muscles properly. If your spleen popped your abs weren't tight enough.
@@thedeviouspandawat
I need to find a good Isshinryu karate or Shotokan karate place. I'd love to learn a more traditional art to mix into my style
Could you imagine if Dojo storming was still a thing and real masters came and challenged these goobers for their right to teach?
That actually happens some times.
@@orlagskapten9829 mugi-chan profile picture for the win
@@orlagskapten9829 There's an MMA fighter in China who has famously done this for the past few years.
He's been banned off a lot of platforms because these masters that he destroys end up calling him a cheater, one guy said that he might have been drugged before their match. He has no evidence but he believes it doesn't make sense that he lost like he did.
@@headkickedhe's also on the social credit blacklist right? Can't use public transit or fly on planes now. I read it was due to "causing damage to Chinese Nationalism."
@@headkickedI saw that, the "master" said there was ether on his gloves or something. Because it's just not possible he could lose. Even tho in the vid he clearly never stood a chance. It was honestly embarrassing to watch how bad he got destroyed.
I was in Charlie’s presence not too long ago; the only thing keeping me from pissing and shitting uncontrollably out of innate fear was his warm smile, his way of telling me “I have already spared you, now live.”
jesus 2 lore looks wack yo
I want to see a legit "bull-shido" course where, instead of the art being self defense, it's acting like you're getting beat up and performing difficult stunts to make the other guy look stronger. Instead of "you will be able to do combat like this," it's "you will be able to look like you are being defeated by someone doing combat like this"
Apparently it's called Tai chi or summ
This is just called being a stuntman.
That is actually a thing in wrestling, people who do it are called carpenters. The term has a negative connotation so it's also known as "enhancement talent".
3:52 I honestly thought they were meming
I've been practicing Bullshido all my life preparing to battle any cobwebs that I walk into
😂😂 Very under rated comment. Using this as a standard, I would be a Black Belt!
I still say Steven Segal's best role ever was in South Park, literally playing as himself 😂
His lil dance was fucking funny
i like ur pfp and username 😭
The Rapid Slap Attack Jitsu is actually extremely effective against all flying insects. You can stack the Carpal Tunnel status effect so you do have to be careful when using it.
I compete in muay thai and the sole thought of being confronted by this fine art makes me shiver.
I think everyone has it wrong, maybe it's a distraction, so when we start laughing, they punch us. Lmao
I did aikido as a kid for like 10 years. There’s definitely some stuff you can actually use but most of it would never be useful in an actual fight. The best thing I took away from it was how to fall properly. That’s actually saved me a couple times from slipping on ice and just instinctively going into a fall.
haha, I did Aikido for 2 years before moving on to BJJ and Muy Thai....100% with you that the falling was the most lasting skill! I also still use some of the wrist warmup stretches
Honestly i think breaking fall is one of the most important skills because unless you are either someone who actively looks for street fights, you live somewhere particularly dangerous or it's part of your job you are probably gonna fall more than you are gonna fight.
Fall protection is the ONLY use for aikido. Not a single akido move will work against ANY aggressive opponent
Hey, thats just like the martial arts i learned in bootcamp 😂
It didn’t do ANYTHING in the walking dead. most useless martial art technique ever. 0/10.
As someone who has practiced real martial arts, that rapid-slappies move has actually been used on me in tournaments by green-horns, and it never works out. One good side-kick to the gut and they can't get near you, and you get like 2 points per kick.
I'm guessing you do karate since you get 2 points for a kick?
Does the rapid slapping even count as getting a point?
@orlagskapten9829 Teakwondo more likely, 2 points for a body kick.
Who would’ve thought…
Actually there is some basis for it to be used. Not the way it was used in the video mind you, that's total bullshit. But there is actually real application for it. As someone is throwing a straight punch or something similar, you can strike down on their wrist with your knuckles kinda like in the video, and that leaves them open for a quick strike to the head. Honestly it's more of a block then a strike (though if you're doing it right theoretically almost every block should be a strike, but whatever).
Hey Charlie there is a fighter in China who goes by mad dog who has a very interesting story. He got into MMA and he challenges these "experts" to a fight. He eventually beat so many of them and made a mockery of chinese arts that the government actually stepped in to discredit him and make his life a living hell i.e. lowering his credit score so he couldnt travel by plane/ train or even stay in certain hotels
I remember seeing that
Xu Xiaodong is his name
At one point they made him wear clown face-paint and gave him a silly nickname to embarrass him, but instead what happened was that rather than a mediocre MMA fighter kicking these kung-fu masters' asses all over China, it was a dude with clown make-up called "Watermelon" kicking these kung-fu masters' asses all over China, because that's far less embarrassing for China lol
@@aquaticlibrary he is legendary because out of all of us.. he legally has dong in his name
I remember looking into this guy! I felt so bad for him. I hope he's doing better.
I never thought I’d laugh so hard at these fake martial arts videos, but Charlie, the way you described these with such a calm intellectual manner makes it even funnier.
I always knew that Charlie was a Highly Trained, Lethal, Combat Machine.
EXACTLY! He derserves to be nominated 2500 Oscar’s and an Medal of Honor for his contribution to our country!! 🗣️🗣️
Why are there so many bots?
Why is this getting liked so much? Dude repeated the first words of the video and more than likely clicked off lmfao
@@SSJGengarI’m still watching it ;)
@@janitor1165because this channel is very popular so crappy bots flock to the replies section of top comments to try and grab attention to themselves even though collectively everyone hates them.
That arm flailing style is a secret technique known as the Yakisoba noodle arm jutsu.
Powerful stuff.
Ah the ancient style of the Maruchan clan.
Very spicy stuff.
Yakisoba Dayo or Yakisoba Desho?
@pandaeyez Master. Please, teach me the ways.
@@sneezingrobo I only know Nasi Goreng, but I often get remarks about some Godwin master.
I took martial arts for a few years (because I am white, a nerd, and was at one time a child, so I contractually had to take karate), and we actually had a name for the technique at 3:53. It's called windmilling, and lots of people do it when they start to panic in a combat situation. It also... doesn't work.
This grandpa really is powerful. He has the ability to make grown men throw themselves around for him
I've heard of this mystigal technique. I believe some ancient legends refer to it as "moolah".
I have always been fascinated by the world of fake martial arts but never once have i heard the term bullshido lmao. I love it.
The ultimate form of combat. I heard with enough training and discipline you can even stop a bullet! "If you keep punching the air you'll be able to stop a bull with one punch!"
It comes from the website that originally documented these to call them out.
For those uninitiated into the world of intense spiritual martial arts, there are three main branches of the art. The section of the video that shows them defeating multiple pieces of paper is one of the most impressive displays of sheer spiritual prowess I have ever seen, and that's because this is a rock based spiritual form, which usually loses to paper. Only a scissor art form can defeat paper, and up until this video was posted nobody had been able to defeat paper as rock. Somehow, these warriors have combined the precision of a scissor art form, with the power of the rock forms. We live in an incredible time.
Bro can see nen
I think you would have the most likes if people stopped to read this instead of scrolling on thinking it was just another, "actually..." lol. Best comment.
Thank you wise master for your insight into their ways, It was actually happening too fast for my eyes to see.
Beautiful
@Luvmyswag this made me spit out my gum 😂
charlie's mastery of the english language is amazing. man casually drops words like "apotheosis" in the first 30 seconds of a youtube video
It is kinda impressive how their cronies can bust out an overdramatic flip from a standstill so quickly, I gotta say.
If they'd start a stunt man/acting school there's legitimate money to be made lol
@@average-osrs-enjoyerfar lol
Charlie with glasses makes me feel like I’m watching a professor at Harvard
I never knew he had glasses tbh 😭
It bullshit hour at What-the-fuck Academy with your professor, Dr. P Charlie.
or a really messy chef
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
HARDvard is where I'm at for Charlie's content, 😂👌
Petition for more story time, Papa Charlie. It’s been so long…
there is no way you typed that out with a straight face
Uhh what’s your pfp just asking
@@Officer_Logan no your not and also you are self promoting
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
2:18 The "Fist of the Northstar" reference lmao.
07:32 bro is fuckin smiling, i can't
I actually went to get a lesson to an Aikido school. Guy did this lock on my hand and - apparently - expected me to help him and roll over, but I didn't. Instead, I just quit this nonsense. One of my all-time dreams came true in a very horrible way. I didn't know it's all fake, but I did suspect it and I've seen it by myself.
Plot twist: It does in fact work but you were born a true warrior and have not realised it yet.
Only a warrior such as yourself is born once every one thousand years. That's why it had no effect your powerful chi aura negated the technique.
@@BillyBowlster ONE THOUSAND YEARS!? We haven't seen a warrior of this caliber in ten thousand years.
Your chi must have been more powerful than his! You must be the one!
Get into real wrestling (not the wwe shit) and you will even quicker see how much work actually goes into moving someone at all.
4:02 charlie in his next battle against a lvl 10 flying roach!
As a fan of pro wrestling I am well aware of this devastating fighting style
I've "learned" this type of stuff back when I was 12. Everyone but me felt the "force" from the teacher, so it was really embarrassing for me being the only one that sucks. The teacher even gaslighted me, saying I was too distracted to feel the "foece." Nevertheless, all of it was bull... probably
I wish a rule-bound kind of dojo crashing was required to run a dojo, then there'd be no way for these hucksters to continue huckstering.
Nah there was no probably about that bro, the entire thing is completely fake, it's not fighting at all, it's much more like a coordinated stunt performance kinda like WWE
Can you explain to me why would people who arent the ones doing the scamming go along with it? its so fucking weird. I can understanding wanting it to be real. But thats completely different from turning into an actor who fakes being defeated. Please explain this to me.
@@johndor7793ever seen the video when a guy claiming he can manifest invisible force barriers get slapped in the face? Now Imagine being one of these stunt bullshido actors hired to make some "sensei" look like a god infront of all these people, but instead you just slap him in the face. How fucking funny wouldn't that be
@@johndor7793 maybe it's placebo, or something? I did it with my brother back then, and he said he felt the "force," like there was something invisible pushing him. There were a whole lot of people, some of them I respected at the time, but looking back at it now... It really is kinda silly lol.
5:35 Finally, my fear of being attacked by the floating shopping list from SpongeBob can be put to rest.
8:22 And he looks like he has a hard time breathing there.
💀
I've always wanted to pay for one of these classes, go up to the guy, and just not play along and flip upside down like I'm supposed to and see if the entire crowd gives anime reactions like "NANI? He resisted our master's ultimate finger poke technique so easily!! How powerful is this guy?!"
And then beat the dude up with actual karate (or another form of martial arts). It would be hysterical
As someone who actually does take martial arts, I love these types of videos. They’re hilarious to watch. Impossible to get bored Pointing out a bunch of things wrong. I may not be the best, but it’s still so amazing to watch these theatrics unfold
that guy in the purple shirt deserves all the credit for his spectacular acting
I see someone took SungWon's 'most threatening aura' and really dialed it up to eleven
Charlie isn't a darksouls boss. he's that one NPC that's just out there in silence, not even a theme song, just standing there silently... but he has the strongest weapon in the game. and every boss just sandboxes in place out of the fear of encountering him in the wilds.
i'm scared pantless just at the sight of him and i pray everyday to never get on his bad side...
4:32 bro, it's literally two 80 lvl mages in handfight
Thank you for exposing me to a genre I didn't know existed, but needed
You're talking about Bullshito ? Or the actual martial arts displayed ? Because there were a couple. Last one is "Systema" some Russia Vodka hardcore shit, that Vlad must have learned too (but at a higher Tetris level I guess).
Supereyepatchwolf has an awesome video on this exact subject that's definitely worth watching.
My guilty pleasure is those GLASSES DAYUM
I must say your sarcasm is legendary and I love it. Keep up the great content
his secret power is the ability to make anyone have the irresistable urge to roll away when they touch his skin. his children give him a hug and then just start rolling like they are fighting a boss in elden ring.
We are lucky the lethal machine that is Charlie hasn’t come to do a mortal kombat style combo on us by watching these videos and learning those exquisite fighting techniques
2:40 “Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire.”
When I got nothin but myself and youtube on my bday today, your video is a good gift to me. Love you charlie🎉
There should be a warning label on this video as observing such spiritual pressure is dangerous
3:33 I thought this was Mr Putin 💀
0:16 I wet my pants watching this out of fear
2:50 is literally turtles mating both woith position and sounds, kek
5:05 I got into a fight during my high school days with a kid that fought like this. Most of the time his eyes were closed so i just sparta kicked his lower abdomen. Idk how people think doing that is effective at all
Charlie is a very intimidating man
I like how he stayed in UA-cam's guidelines and didn't show any blood despite being able to bleed a man dry...truly a master of us all!
"Bullshito" is still the best term I have heard that is used to describe baby fighting.
At 6:00 I love how they are waiting for their turn to go in lol just like a real stick up
Charlie just has this gift that everything he tells is interesting
5:42 I was expecting the Benny Hill theme on that one (it just looked like an infinite chase sequence)
That's not a dojo, it's a bullying protection programm.
Charlie the way you are describing these videos is hysterical. You are so chill. Thank you 💙
I absolutely love your commentary; you're hilarious. So glad I came across this channel.
I love how they always land in a perfect roll
7:14 Okay that had me weak 💀💀💀
The actors having too much fun flipping over and falling in defeat 😂
Now THESE are the real life Baki villains, especially the last guy.
These are the best kind of Charls videos!
Charlie capped himself at 5'6 so we could all have a chance to take him on. Bless his Soul.
4:54 I believe the term you’re looking for is hamboning.
The guy is wearing a hakama while the guys taking him on are wearing simple karate uniforms. That’s what makes him badass.
Charlie is slowly morphing into our Grandma Ruth.
Charlie, Your vids are the only way I know about anything on the internet (I dont use twitter for my own sanity) so thanks fellow florida resident.
2:12 one of the forbidden techniques of Hokuto Shinken
All my years of training & still I could never even dream of attaining the level mastery these guys have.
This is kind of like a weird form of pro-wrestling, an art form of its own
Charlie is so humble all the time, yet you just sense his huge power energy through the monitor. Truly a cumbat champion of humanity
it's so funny how the news works.. you get someone digging a hole in the sand, some random weirdo who claims to be into astrophysics and very much willing to say some very silly stuff and a thirsty ass reporter in the same room and absolute MAGIC ensues. what a GRIPPING story the DUBLIN MCGUINESS news channel. keep up the good work.
Charlie hit the Retsu windmill punch at the end there
I wanna see a martial arts tournament with every bullshido master pitted against one another.
I'd pay money to see Master Slap-Happy battle the Super Side-Stepper.
Bro is better than ASMR. I could listen to this dude talk about almost anything.
These techniques are made to get you to the front row of any concert
Patiently getting Moist waiting for your next video drops is my guilty pleasure 🤫😏🥴🤤
As I get back into karate, I can only hope to be half the fighter Charlie is
Reminds me of the “Tackle & Grapple” Key & Peele Sketch.
3:57 Bro pulled out the Luigi dash attack
i am a relatively scrawny and lanky guy. generally fit but not at all a fighter, but i would absolutely love to take a try at some of these “grand master martial artists”
This really inspired me to start my own martial arts class as a career thanks!
"thanks to his overwhelming spiritual pressure" that caught me so of guard it took me five seconds to laugh
Thank you for pumping me with knowledge and busting in my brain
Can’t wait to hear Charlie’s guilty pleasures today
Charlie will always titillate the Juices to our Guilty Pleasures.
What I see with the slap-jutsu is someone seeing a real concept on tv and copying it badly with the confidence of a man well schooled in the art
Your delivery always makes me laugh. "You're already dead 😐" lmfaooo
Man I hope I never get into a fight with one who knows these tactics. I’ll stand no chance
Oh my god knew about fake martial arts but never heard the term "bullshido", this is amazing.
Also the old guy has the strongest nen I've seen.
That first old dude has to be a master level troll. Almost god like. And he’s probably monetizing it too. It just can’t be real
8:54 this needs to be tested
Charlie’s guilty pleasures are things I absolutely forget about like fake martial arts 😂
Hey charlie could you do a video line the other fake self defense strategies video and prove how effective these amazing martial arts strategies are in reality. Thanks 👍
Charlie every time u post I give myself a guilty pleasure
If I saw Charlie in the street I’d just accept my fate because no matter how fast I run he will always be faster