Nostalgia Critic reviews Twilight: Breaking Dawn (pt.2) at ShadoCon 2012
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Channel Zero was invited to ShadoCon as press and was able to film various panels, one of them being Doug Walker performing the Nostalgia Criticapos;s "coming out of retirement" live review for Twilight: Breaking Dawn (part 2).
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When Doug shouted "TURNS OUT, IT WAS ALL A DREAM!" I instantly had flashbacks of his flip out session from North's ending being a dream
It's almost like he's doing more of a stand up routine than doing a review. He should do live reviews more often!
he's doing his review as he would normally do it, only that here, he has an audience, meaning that he has a reason to make it more interactive.
Yeah, plus the fact he has no access to video clips, so he has to talk about it more, rather than show it
"So How many people have seen this movie?"
*people raise hands*
"GET OUT!!!!"
And that's when I knew this review was to be magnificent.
Love you Critic xD
Julia Jephson Nononono it's FUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!!!!!
Gear Note Sparkle sparkle man
He sure can improv.
And I like that Rob is always involved somehow
It's very true. Every interaction we ever have with Doug is amazing and he's always been hilarious!
The Twilight series is a story about necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia... And this was a New York Times best seller and a high grossing movie. We live in such a strange and highly disturbing world.
What make this "Saga" so succesful was the tricks to attract stupid teenage girls to the story. They are like: Ah im nothing like Bella who because someone with an identity when she receieve her vampiric powers instead of developping a personnality.
For me, Stefenie Meyer is as dumb than theses stupid young cunts.
Don't forget abusive relationships.
To be fair, _women_ live in a strange and highly disturbing sexuality.
Marcara081 no, just Stephenie Meyer and whoever wrote the Fifty Shades trilogy.
LeahCSkylighter1
Not even Meyer like Fifty Shades. That was the only and one time that I look at that woman with respect.
I have never watched Twilight but with he described the "final" battle, I was thing "What. The. F*CK." Then, "It was all a dream."
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
I wonder if Stephanie Meyers watched this.
Why do you think this has 21 dislikes?
AJcaraballo95 She's an arrogant bitch who ignores any criticism her books get so I doubt it,
AJcaraballo95 If she has, her biggest problem with this is probably the fact that the Critic kept calling her "Meyers", when it's simply "Meyer".
I'm surprised he didn't bring up this line:
"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!"
Myself and a group of friends lost a bet and were forced to watch this movie, and when the kid first appeared all four of us cried 'the Immaculate Bitch!'. I've never laughed so hard in my life!
I heard a guy say:,,It's Super Mario Bros. 2 all over again."
Well I say It's SONIC 06 all over again.
Wow Critic, you're braver than I am. I watched the 1st Twilight movie, didn't like it. Skipped the next three because I don't like to torture myself, but tried to watch this one. I was fine until they started talking. Didn't even make through five minutes.
Was anyone offended by this review?
GET OUT!
YOU DONT DESERVE TO WATCH THE SAME REVIEW AS NORMAL BRETH BREATHING PEOPLE
My only wish is that the Critic wore his jacket. Aside from that, this has to be one funniest NC reviews I've ever seen! I literally cried from beginning to end!
+Morgan Gobin the idea probably was that he had so much to say about the movie that he didn't feel like getting fully dressed
+Derek Boot (MudvayneFan1) Haha, good point! I can see him now. "Ok, what movie am I reviewing today? Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 2?!? Oh fuck that shit, I'm not putting on my jacket for that!!!" :)
+Morgan Gobin Possibly but more likely it would be "What I am reviewing today? Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 2!?! NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! Fuck that!!! I'm out of here!!!" Then gets chased after, tackled and brought back kick and screaming by Con staff. :-)
Anyone else notice that Doug can really sound like a Southern Baptist Hellfire preacher? Not saying it's bad. I just find it freaking hilarious! Lol
This was pretty awesome. Any more videos of the Critic doing live reviews like this?
Honestly, when he was talking about how all the vampires and werewolfs were getting killed, I was expecting him to say "It's a shame Bella lived, but still."
"DAKOTA FANNING-HEADLESS!"
AND D'AWWW SO CUTEEEE with That fall over at the end.
Critic is a badass stand up comedian
Wow, nostalgia critic is a better stand up guy than the big professionals!
i hope he reviews 50 shades of grey some day lmfaoo i think his head would explode though seeing as somehow in this reality its possible for there to be a couple even worse than edward and bella
***** ikr!!! and what do you mean other way around? lol
***** well in my opinion, I still wouldn't be ok with it. the issue isn't who's in power, the issue is that its an abusive relationship lol
***** have you seen the movie? many scenes there was not consent. she tried using her safeword and the guy simply ignored it. he was also very controlling even though she wasn't ok with it at all and in a separate issue, she wasn't even into the things they did like Christian was. overall its a very unhealthy relationship
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***** i don't know about the statistics on that so i can't really comment on it
1:28 🤣IT'S STILL MY FAVORITE PART 7 YEARS LATER, MAN!!
"First out of retirement for the first of many times..."
Oh, so many.
This has to be one of the best performances Doug has done.
Kinda confused about the "Immaculate Birth" as Bella and Edward were at it like drunk rabbits during spring break. Definitely NOT a virgin birth. And where would Edward have any authority to tell Bella to "GET RID OF IT!" if the kid wasn't even his?
Just wondering. This is a messed up story. Even listening to it, or TRYING to listen to it on UA-cam was a struggle.
Dang, he is really good live. He could be... a stand-up comedian!
"Someone put me back in the plothole!"
So THAT's where they're storing the Critic and saving him for that big cameo in Demo Reel! :D
Hey Nostalgia Critic... Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!
F YEAH, SPARKLE, SPARKLE, SPARKLE!!!!!💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎💍💎
Let's Sparkle!
And as I watch this. I realize now more than ever we have been privileged to one of histories best critics and comedians. In fact. I dare say he stands with Robin Williams (in my personal opinion, and is gown brand) and will be remembered just as well decades from now.
Truly. This guy is amazing.
she wasn't standing there helpless most of the time like she was before. she actually did more and showed more of an initiative.
I love Rob
IN THE FUCKING FRONT ROW
Recording this :P like he wants a RECORD of his brother's suffering lol
12:53 perfect lines to describe ch'rell(utrom shredder) in turtles forever were he tries to kill the mirage ninja turtles after the warning from karai
thanks
i know i know but i just want it to added it
Awww their chanting for him!
Critic needs a hug for putting up with seeing the movie.
Why are vampires nowadays are as manly as a SquareEnix character?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Because of little girls.
Logic...
AussieBeef54099 It's true. Girls find vampires that are around today misunderstood and not blood thirsty beasts of the night. They want to cuddle them and tell them that they understand them the way nobody else does. I want vampires of old back. :/
ConorChaos It's not just with vampires. Any "good looking" villain or anti-hero will always have a following of fan-girls that want to crack their hard cruel shell to turn them into a weak heart-filled guy and become they're only love. It really pisses me off.
She probably heard the word vampire but had no idea what they were since she called her sparkling fairies vampires when they're not even close.
Well, NOW, he's back for good !
Awesome to see the critic again!!! :D
On the other end I think of the girl from "Interview with a Vampire" where she went crazy because of her continuous child-like state while her mind growing up.
oh man the reaction at15.25 was priceless
this is actually the only one that truly got it right! i'm surprised that it gets so much hate! Kristen Stewart didn't seem restrained in this one like she was in all of the other ones, she got to relax and put a lot more effort into her performance and i think it showed!
haha that guy on the left at the beginning. "YES! YES! YES!"
I'm not surprised, considering his performance.
Nostalgia Critic Live. That is a masterpiece of awesomeness
Critic: He just GOES WITH IT, he's just totally fine!!!
Hotel Transylvania Wolfman: He just ..."rolls"...that's cool!
I am among the lucky few who never saw any of those movies
Me neither.
Same here thank god. :)
Claudia from Interview with a Vampire is a pretty solid arguement for why kids shouldn't be vampires. She ends up a grown woman trapped in a five-year-old's body in the book (12ish in the movie) which makes her immortality a curse. There's some points where her sanity is questionable because of this. It also doesn't help that she's the most dangerous out of the three mains as she uses her child-form as an edge when hunting or killing.
Me too. I'd rather vampires lost their powers or burned to death in sunlight than look like they're covered in glitter. It would have been hilarious if there was a post credits scene in a Twilight film where Blade killed all the Cullens and the shapeshifter so called werewolves too.
Blade: It's open season on all sparkleheads.
Doug Walker's New Talk show "Shut up and talk" is finally out for it's first episode, another then the few other new ones coming so you might like to check that out. If you are willing to look foreword to him.
Moments that cracked me up
3:25 "she has give "she has given birth to a beautiful CG baby"
5:10 "if you said that vampires can suddenly shoot webs out of their arms and swing around like spiderman you know what? that would be awesome"
14:33 "Edward finally uses Bella for what she should be, a human shield"
What can follow-up The Nostalgia Critic? Why only Egoraptor! Fuck yes!
Critic unfiltered/unedited is both awesome and scary.
I like the guy who says "This is just like Mario Bros. 2"
I've seen a few comments defending Jacob's "imprinting"
"Oh he's not in love with her! He's her GUARDIAN, that he'll protect her forever! God darn it critic get it right"
I'm sorry guys, no matter how much you try to cover it, this still has large pedophilic undertones! In a trailer I saw Jacob asking Edward "Can I start calling you dad now?" HOW IS THIS NOT WORRYING YOU EDDY? Why didn't you punch him in the face? Why was Bella so hung up over a nickname more than the fact Jacob has a werewolf boner over her baby?! That that the baby has a ready made husband for her when she's one day friggin old! What happens when she grows up and maybe finds she likes someone else? "No no honey, you're marrying Jacob. We decided this when you were born because of his weird wolf powers" DX
And even if it wasn't pedophillic, I still genuinely feel that Jacob is the one character that Meyer screws over completely! Is he allowed to find a new love? Is he allowed to move on from Bella and rebuild his life? ......
Fuck no! He's stuck looking after their kid for the rest of eternity!!! Why does she need protecting anyway? I thought everything was supposed to be hunky dory after the Volturi left? And like hell was she going to make Jacob get over Bella, no no, that would ruin the male harem she so desperately desires! If you can't have the mother, have the daughter! Simple! XD XD XD
Last ever rant! I am done with you Twilight!
MsAbixxx That's the sick part about it. Meyer brings paedophilia into her series then tries to justify by calling it "imprinting." And that quote of Jacob's asking if he should start calling Edward dad is even worse since Jacob is treating his paedophilia as if it's some kind of hilarious joke. The part where Bella is more concerned that Jacob nicknamed Renesmee (what a stupid name.) after the Loch Ness Monster than the fact that he's a paedophile. It only further drives home the fact that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen care about nothing and no one other than themselves. And their "happily ever after" ending makes me want to vomit. And the fact that Bella and Edward thought they were being clever by combining the names of Bella's mother and Edward's adopted mother is just plain stupid.
Xehanort10 Haha, I tried to stop making rants about Twilight and tried to forget about it, watching this video for giggles.
I just got really annoyed that people were saying that Jacob has no romantic intent towards that baby whatsoever! That he's just gonna be a "guardian" Oh how I wish that were true, but sadly Meyer's mind is never that simple and non perverse :P
MsAbixxx You know what Twilight fans are like. They'd rather delude themselves into believing that it's some happy story about "true love conquering all" or some shit like that rather than admit there's anything wrong with it. Have you heard of a guy on UA-cam called Jeremysepicreads? He is the most psychotic insane,narcissistic egomaniacal and totally deluded and arrogant Twilight fan ever. And considering Twilight's fanbase that is quite an accomplishment. To give you a little view of how insane he is he thinks everyone has to like Twilight just because he does and whenever anyone tells him they don't like it he whines,complains and insults them. Whenever he reads comments he doesn't like he deletes them and in a comment just now he said to me that replies he doesn't agree with aren't allowed to exist. His Google+ account is filled with comments insulting people for not liking Twilight. He acts like a child and treats arguments like games he can win. His spelling,grammar and punctuation are atrocious. And the most hilarious part is he says he's 23. No self respecting 23 year old would act the way he does. He thinks authors he likes aren't allowed to be criticised but authors he doesn't like are fair game. And he disables replies whenever he gets told something he doesn't want to hear. He thinks that Kristen Stewart is the greatest actress ever. He once uploaded a video where he bitched about the fact that people weren't letting him have opinions while hypocritically leaving out the fact that he never lets anyone have an opinion he doesn't like. In his mind anyone who has opinions he doesn't like is a so called "hater.
Xehanort10 Let him wallow in his....... weirdness :P If he's not gonna listen then don't bother, he'll realise on his own. A very devoted fan of a franchise even the actors hated :P
MsAbixxx Believe me I stopped trying ages ago. He's totally lost and beyond all help. And he's friends with a Twilight fangirl called Nutty Madam who looks and acts like a real life version of Annie Wilkes from Misery. Which is funny because in one of her videos she accused Stephen King of being jealous of Stephanie Meyer even though he has written far better books than Meyer could ever dream of and his books have sold far more copies than Meyer's too so he has no reason to be jealous of her.
I see that he hasnt lost his craziness.
He is back!
HES BACK!
He's back now, they filmed this for a new dvd
Doug, you are my hero. I hate Twilight with a passion, and seeing Doug tear it apart like that actually put a smile on my face. I applauded like crazy after he said "FUCK YOU, STEPHANNIE MEYER!"
That was magnificent
Don't think we don't see you there Dirk.
Sparkle sparkle sparkle!
He's Back
"How many people have seen this movie? :D"
*people presumably raise their hands*
"GET OUT! D8
im surprised no one has mentioned the sheer amount of blinking bella does in her scenes
Perfect response from Egoraptor. It's exactly what I'd expect from him. XD
I really hope that he takes the time to do this review the way he does his normal reviews for his website.
MsAbixxx It annoys me too that Meyer turned vampires from supernatural creatures of the night into emo superhumans wearing body glitter.
Absolutely awesome!!!
The Moment Nostalgia Critic said, "TURNS OUT...IT WAS ALL A DREAM!" I immediately thought of his same reaction he had when watching the movie, "North"...am I the only one who thought of this?
I was more like Robot Krabs when his eyes went on fire like "WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT??????!!!!!!!!"
She did show some sort of emotion when she yelled at Jacob "You nicknamed my daughter after the lock-nest monster?!" Other than that...nah.
holy shit, didn't know this was on youtube already...
Dammit, was unaware NC had made it to FL shores X( Hope he makes it to another con down here in the near future.
THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA
Sparkle Sparkle SPARKLE!
From now on I'll think of Aro as the Gollum vampire.
Probably one of the best reviews I'very seen, mostly because I agree with Twilight being a complete waste of trees and filming equipment, but also because losing a nosepiece sucks.
15:36 "Its super mario bros. 2 all over again!" LOL
Critics reenactment of the fight scene is priceless
yes finally he's back think god
Love he has a sesne of humour and its still willing to do the characther.
It's official, this guy rocks!
And a Jeff Goldblum ad played before this video... the irony cracked me up
thanks NC, within the first 3 minutes of this review i really want to watch this movie
This is pretty awesome!
I agree with you 100 percent.
And as what happen the coolness of vampires and werewolfs It could be fact that some werewolf and wampire fangirls wanted to watch a fanfiction..
"The Review Must Go On".
Watch it. That's the answer.
i never knew the critic was so famous he has his own wikipedia page
LOL I misread the title for this video. I thought it was part 2 of this review so I wondered where the heck part 1 was :P
This is the best review for any movie I have ever seen.
Absolutely awesome comparison.
"I swear to Goddamn Goddamn!"
Ok, seriously, does everyone on the internet know everyone on the internet?
Nope
I wish that was so.
+TrackpadProductions If that was the case, there would be a distinct decrease in trolls.
Lol simebody put me back in the plothole
Vampires 1-"We sparkle sparkle sparkle"
vampire 2-"F**k yes we sparkle sparkle sparkle!"
Annoying Orange: Hey Sparkle baby
CGI Baby: Wah?
Annoying Orange: Knife!!!
Poor NC had to actually watch this movie to review it. I hope there will be lots of good movies for him to review later so he can stay sane.
I would love to see this live! :D
Exactly how I feel and I'm not even a vampire
It's not a paradox. Alice saw the future, which is the one where the war happens. At the time she had that vision, that WAS the future. It changed later, due to her actions. Changing "fate" is a common plot, and it's rarely got a paradox. In this series, the future is NOT set in stone. It couldn't be.