Cleaning my Neighbour's Neglected Company Car
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Love thy neighbour... by spending all day cleaning their neglected company car!
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Neighbour comes out of the house , wtf u doin to my car?
Cleaning guru: Runs away with the bucket and camera
😂😂😂😂😂 nice one lol
I’m weakkkkkk!!!
😂😂
Neighbour: Please Stop and finish it
😂😂😂in GB Accent
1AM: I need to sleep
*19 minutes later*
Watching someone cleaning their neighboor car.
Doing this at 3AM
I'm at 1:09 lol
They cleaned their neighbor's car for 6 hrs wtf
Doing this at 2AM 😂😂
Sheryl Nome exactely same
That’s a man who really loves his job
I had a fun time cleaning my moms car..
that sentence suits your profile picture so well 😂 it gives it more of a dramatic affect
You, Sir, are the Bob Ross of car detailing.
Bob ros was in my class
Just add a little happy wax
Perfect comparison - the soothing voice just adds to the overall experience!
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SsgtHolland sooo true
No Funky Background Music ! No crazy Editing !
Just Quality Content 👌
Absolutely love it ❤️
And I love you babydaddy
I think a £10 Car Wash would have been good enough. Maybe next time you should compare your hand car wash to £10 automatic carwash.
UniversalChat Chat Machine wash is crap! I usually wash mine in the winter in machine wash and now I have ALOT of little scratches, I’ll have to buy a polishing machine when the summer comes.
worthless, how come you love it when such enormous amount of water and detergent is being wasted
DCP Parulkar YT who cares, he’s got money for it, so let him use it how he wants
The algorithm knows what i want cant believe i watched a guy cleaning a car for 20 min lol
RODRIZZ BOLADÃO the UA-cam algorithm never fails you bruv
He does have a very soothing voice. He hypnotizes you for 20 min's. LOL.
Haha Same 🙈😂 his witty banter and voice seems to just lure you in 🙄
yoo you need to watch the guy making knives out of crap like milk and smoke, that’s just as good
and 2.7 million other viewers hahah
Me: I am just going to look at it
Me 20 minutes later: damn I need to go and wash my car
Rueben Cross exactly
Same
Lmao I’m going to go wash mine tomorrow 😂
Omg same. Idk even how I got here.😂
UA-cam knows you better than you know yourself.
1. This was beyond therapeutic to watch
2. I felt like I was watching 'Art Attack' again
3. Subscribed
"This calls for, a *medium-sized* art attack"
Not Art attack it's Car attack.lol
Broooooo I loved that showww
@@dxebxtch5818 Same! Tried so hard to guess his big art attack but never managed to guess what he was doing :(
@@andrewjarvis4477 Brooooo samee!!
“I set about giving the car it’s fifth and final rinse down that certainly got the neighbour’s curtain twitching” 😂
"don't call me a swirl causing sponge jockey," lol
U know, I'm actually fine with UA-cam recommending me this. It's quite satisfying.
car:you dont treat me like you supposed too im going to the neighbor
Look at those likes!
Straight to the point, no bs background music or intro/outro cancer. Excellent camera quality/ placement and angles.
10/10, cheers mate. 👍🏻
But he does have a intro 😂
Yeah but it’s simple. None of that edm music shit.
Lxkzf he said intro cancer, not just intro
U sound like a bag of old farts.
Why do you have to add cancer in this..
“I’m against the clock with this one”
“After five or six hours of dedicated cleaning...”
I spend max 1hr on my car and this one pent 6 on his neighbours....
@@Matttski He may saw it as free advertisement, when his neighbour is telling his collegues and friends about him, additional to the video.
1 hour?? LMAO... To do a basic wash and wipe down without using anything special on the wheels or windows on a mid-sized sedan takes me at least an hour and thirty minutes. I will spend 3 hours doing a whole wash, wax, and dressing application on the tires and trim. No one in my family washes or waxed their cars 😂 so I always spend more time cleaning bugs, tar, and water marks...
this car has a better skin care routine than me
...buys high pressure cleaner for acne
It's just valet, not a full on detail....
... that made me laugh
Neighbor: Thanks mate for washingh me car! You: No mate I just gave it a double pre-rinse
SycoPK racist* and it’s not racist it’s a stereotype he isn’t hating against the race
SycoPK you’re what’s wrong with the earth nowadays
SycoPK ...are you .🤦♀️🤦♀️
SycoPK not all stereotypes are racist
If I was to say “all Asians look the same” that would be a racist stereotype- if I was to say “all British people are posh” that’s a stereotype but it’s not racist... and when your from Yorkshire, you know not all of us are posh
SycoPK a stereotype can be based on race, gender, age, or sexual orientation. not all are racist.
came for the car cleaning tips.
stayed for the accent and diction.
1 Guy washes his neighbours company car for 6 hours!
+2 million people watch the movie for 20 minutes.
AMAZING!
Anthony Movie???
What movie.???????
@@snickidysnack7254 There is no real movie. I just ment the youtube video.
Anthony I know. Why did you think I called you out??
“Swirl causing sponge jockey” bloody brilliant.
I have no idea what he even means when he says that but it made me smile :) These videos are oddly satisfying and make my "one bucket contact" washes I do on a Saturday look like an amateur show
They’re often found to be under 5ft tall
@@FragGile At least you'd know the alloys will have been done properly
I think a £10 Car Wash would have been good enough. Maybe next time you should compare your hand car wash to £10 automatic carwash.
Both options cause insane damage to the paintwork.
There really is something awesome about the care you put into cleaning these cars.
I know they are just an everyday thing, but I don't think people appreciate these machines enough. It's obvious you do.
Well put & well said! Now I don’t have a detailing kit by any means nor a detailer of cars! Yet I do keep my SUV & Dodge Challenger very clean every day, as long as it isn’t raining! Tho I even at times randomly hook up someone’s car as a surprise for them as they work! If I see a car that’s not to bad but needs a touch up, I’ll do so! When I’m done it looks waxed shiny & as if it came from
The car wash place! Cars like Mercedes, hellcats, acura, etc etc! It’s my good deed to those who work hard & don’t have the time or $$! I use a micro fiber cloth! 1-fancy detail spray on wipe off product! 1-fancy spray on wipe off wax! Tire cleaner & shine spray! Window cleaner! Couple pillow cases! That’s it! Love when I can see there reaction & faces! It’s like wtf, wait a minute my car wasn’t this clean before face! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽
It amazes me how so many idiots just dont do anything let alone wash a car properly its sad that when now days someone just doing something properly gets so much praise and yet they fail to make themselves better 😂😂😂 awesome fools dverywhere
He cleans the car end of video
Little fact for you, if you have a dirty car you drive it like an idiot, if you have a pristine clean car you drive it with much more respect. funny how the human mind functions ey?
Lovely profile picture
I think car is cleaner now than when it left the factory.
Than
It insults me to hear something like that .. I come from the place where these cars go from the factory from germany
@@leonrandel8037 I hope you're joking. If not, grow a spine lmao
Certainly will be cleaner than from the dealer. Alot of people want their own detailer to do the pre handover clean and wont let the dealer touch it. Mind you, paint on ford, vauxhall, Kia, Hyundai cars is shocking.
@@leonrandel8037 but they aren't clean from the factory. My rs3 saloon went straight from the dealer to my detailer whi fixed the imperfections, which you get with all cars.
Here I am watching a guy cleaning his neighbors car at 2:00 am. Why is this in my feed😂
Beatbox Highlights 1am for me
Vana Stewart dude same
1:51am for me
2:23 am.. same
Besides your car cleaning competence, I love your articulate alliteration and eloquent expression of the English language. Bravo!
Signed John Maclean..
Adelaide hula hoopers yaaassss!! Haha I often wonder if his jaw hurts when he goes to bed?
I see what you did there...... 😉
The way you speak and your vocabulary is so satisfying. And that's coming from another brit. You're like Craig Charles v2.0 =)
o a o Its l i t erl y l i ke ta lk i ng l ik e th i s gave me fucking anxiety hearing him talk
@@getmoppedbot2774 I found it annoying as it was draaaaawwwnn owwwwt. So I put the video at 2x speed.
Did anyone else notice how dirty their screen was while watching this??
Lia Whitman was telling myself the same thing danmm my phone screen is dirty😂
Yup! filthy!
"oh - I think you missed a spot... Waitaminute.. that's my screen. Damn!"
I noticed now 😅
yes
You're in the wrong job with your voice buddy... ever considered reading bed time stories on CBeebies?
Ha ha ha
A Russian Beast triggered
@A Russian Beast I Know I appreciate it
A Russian Beast You’re not youre
@A Russian Beast Lol you got it wrong too, bud. There's an apostrophe in "you're" 😂
The birds singing in the background and your calming voice is definitely better than some loud royalty free music, great video
*50% Of Comments about UA-cam recommendation*
*50% Car Jokes*
And 0.5 percent of the next episode.
Perfectly Balanced™
Buenosaurus Rex 😂😂
I cant believe I just sat through 20 minutes of someone cleaning a car 😂😂🤷🏾♀️
I only clicked this from my recommendations because I knew it was gonna be satisfying
#BROLBY
My takeaway from this; my screen is FILTHY
Actually good point, now that I look at mine there is a lot of what I thought were tar spots on my screen as well. :D
FILTHEH
Bruh! I was just going to comment the same thing! "Uh you missed a spot..... oh wait....shit...."
funny cuz my screen is filthy as fuck and i was about to say the same thing
My takeaway from this, is his neighbor must be a woman...
This is not cleaning. No no no.
This is something beyond artistic stuff. It’s epic.
Respect man you really enjoying what you do 🙏🏼
kardoso kiko this is just a double pre-rinse
Lol
Never seen a car wash presented in such magnificent passion and craftsmanship. This is gold
I like how he ends his sentences with the soft up talk. Lol
"But what can you do?" Going into further detail would seem fruitless" LOVE
Me: Sees a dirty spot on the car...
Oh, its just my computer screen
On the next episode guy goes to neighbors house to clean computer screen
Why am i watching a guy cleaning a car? 🤔
For some reason it is satisfying. Lol.
Edit: Thanks for the likes!
I am with you on this one, started as background watching when I am working from home, but here I am at 10pm on a Friday night...
Because the Tratashians (Kardashian’s) are nowhere near worth it. Sorry, I didn’t mean to insult your taste in entertainment 🤣😬
Welcome!
You probably like asmr
Yes it was
Him:“Somewhat cared for”
Car: *Shines brighter than my future*
You sound like a BBC News reporter lmao
And you look like a fake Niki minaj 😎
@@motomash6143 Omg thank you
@@themahawat2969 Haha your welcome 😂😎
My car while browsing UA-cam at 2:00 am :
*Gives me death stare*
"You don't treat me right, I am done with you" .
*Drives off honking all the way*
cars can't drive by themselves
Tamara r/woooosh
Tamara there is a 1958 Plymouth Fury that would like to have a word with you...
Company cars never get washed.....until the manager gives you the car as a gift.
Not necessarily true. My dad works for Audi USA and they require it is regularly cleaned
@@trafficoan1811 that's because he is representing and advertising Audi's when he is using it. It has to look it's best.
@@bb-ballistics1706 this answer was spot on
@@trafficoan1811 That's not the typical company car situation though. More like a moving advertisement.
BeyerT1 wait what, if you work at a dealership you’re given a company car for free?
I wish I had a neighbour like him......
Oh wait! I need to have a car first!
Today I will be cleaning my car! NO I mean my neighbour's company car.
His accent kept me watching...Im not the only one am I?
Titanium Alloy I have the same accent so it’s normal for me
ItzDhunter what accent is his most comparable to ? I’m french and can’t really tell british accents appart :((
Not the only one. I’m American so I’m stereotypically fascinated by British accents
“Give et a good scroob”
@@agathealexandre7912 sounds like a soft Yorkshire accent maybe? north east of england :)
You’re such an incredibly eloquent speaker, it’s a joy simply to listen to you.
*Dedicates hours to clean that car*
Bird: *Shits on it*
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
Guy who cleaned it: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*
The joys of owning a white car is it's dirty again after the ride home.
Seems like I need to move next to the Guru!
Rafael Sanchez Agree but I’d like him to move near me as I would not want to live oop North!
@@petedavis8701 It's not bad up here ya know! Air is a bit cleaner!
I think a £10 Car Wash would have been good enough. Maybe next time you should compare your hand car wash to £10 automatic carwash.
@@petedavis8701 Why?
@@unvcht5046 £ 10 automatic car wash? Don't you mean automatic sanding process (aka the swirl machine) as i like to call them
Bro,
Your neighbor is a very lucky guy.
Good job bro.
I watched the whole video 😅
milo peng bro
@@grantb2125 bro
@@stevew3167 BRO
milo peng bro this is my favorite video bro I like it a lot bro. Bro
Did I miss something? I heard him say my sister and neighbors car
Car looks clean,
Ok next step,
I see no difference,
Ok next step,
How in depth can you go?
Ok next step,
The video is only 1/4 of the way through?!
Ok next step.
Lol I started to think I was just blind. 🤣
I live off a dirt road in the country. This made me tear up. Beautiful.
50 years ago: I wonder what life will be like on Alpha Centauri in 2019. Now: here's a 50 step, 6 hour guide to cleaning your car!
Josh A that was funny
XD
His neighbor tryna get a promotion with carwash like this 🤣🤣😉
I never knew car cleaning ASMR could be so satisfying
The David Attenborough of car cleaning. Your videos are both a visual masterpiece and a mesmerising narrative made in heaven
Cheers!
@@CarCleaningGuru You need your own tv show for real, people would watch that for sure. Your gonna hit the 1m subscribers before you know it. Keep up the good work and quality content 👍
"Too much neighbourly nonsense going down for me to realistically get my crouch on." 😂😂😂 You are the god of the UA-cam car cleaning game dude
I thought you needed just soap, a micro fiber cloth, and water, but oh boy was I wrong!
Edit: ty for the likes never got so many!
SnipezzB you dont know much about cars, do u? 😂 jkjk 😉
* 17_Carat_17 * haha not at all
That’s what I thought! Oh boy!
Immune TR00PER_ well a soft sponge
right? a micro fiber cloth, water, soap and that's it
If it was me handling the power washer, I would have doused the house as well
Alan Aztec I would have flown back I am in middle school and there are sixth graders heavier than me ps 89 pounds
Sameeeee
@@flappycheeks9640 when did we start talking about sixth graders and weight?
@@flappycheeks9640 lost youtuber?
Me: Washes car
Brain: Spray the dry concrete
Me: Why
Brain: *JUST DO IT*
Audi owner: Thanks mate!! Just in time... I'm on my way to pick up some ducks from my uncles mud farm.
This is so therapeutic to watch, it’s like having a massage for 20minutes. Very satisfying. Good work. 😎👍
You're bang on JRP, I honestly head over to the Guru's channel when I need to wind down before bed! Great channel
JRP Romeo156GTA i had a massage today. This video is better.
Y’all need a better masseuse. 😂👍
Its his voice...lol. imagine him reading a story to you while you're trying to go to sleep
I watched someone completely wash a car instead of cleaning my car 🤦♂️
So many questions....
Why did my cats fall asleep like logs to this (even at 1,25 x speed)?
Why was the 3-in-1 anonymous?
And did the entire block wake up to dead grass from all those chemicals being washed into the ground?
Why did I watch this to the end?
How much does it cost to get my car cleaned like that?
Why can't I find something I'm half as passionate about as this guy about clean cars?
I know, right? Now that I got an Audi, I want him to be MY neighbour...srsly
@@fanquinder I have a beat up Toyota, still want him to wash it. Feel like he could increase it's value just by washing it
@@KM-rt5jj A clean car absolutely raises the value. Dealerships and insurance companies look at how well the car is cared for and take that into account before making an offer. Keep up with maintenance, change out broken light bulbs, keep it clean! It's worth it!
What company has an audi?
Audi is like, one of the most common company cars lol
I am a new sub and want to say thanks for not using that horrible. Free UA-cam music. I love your narration . Your lovely accent makes this experience even more enjoyable !😀😀😀
And then it started raining two hours later
Using specific waxes makes the rain literally fall off so no need to worry
@@brothersgarage3748 pshhht people dont know that
ass eater feeder fr I literally didnt know lol
😲
@@lynnecapuchin2716 hehehehehheeeeeee- look what you said! 😭🤣
Guru I love the way you keep it real.
You carry out your work in a methodical yet realistic manner.
For example, you describe how you just rinsed after the de-tar (without another snowfoam) is how most people would proceed in reality,
So many detailing channels are over the top in terms of method and procedure.
For people who detail for a living, there has to be a limit in order to work efficiently and effectively while maintaining a profit margin.
Thanks for the upload.
UA-cam recommendation: How to make a New York style pizza
5 mins later...
UA-cam recommendation: Cleaning my Neighbors Neglected Company's Car
Yess the same for me
watching a guy cleaning his neighbor’s car at 3AM is rather entertaining after all :)
I pay this guy to call me at midnight every night so he can talk me to sleep. 👍
Your voice is the National Geographic for cleaning cars
Between the car cleaning and his voice, i am at peace with life
I can't help but think my gravel-road, north-of-60, salt crusted Escape would give this lovely man a heart attack.
"Swirl causing sponge jockie"
I love this guy.
At 8:23 for those at 1 AM wondering where to find it
Awesome turnaround for sure. Hope your neighbor appreciates it as much as I did. Thanks for sharing 🤘🏼
Why am I watching a UA-camr washing a car
I don’t even own a car
Well time to get one, buddy
People: "time for you to get a car"
Emma: (with a reason as to not having a car, possibly below the driving age or just doesnt need a car)
People: YoU sHoUlD bUy A cAr
@@0rngr I thought that too
I dont even hv a drivers license😂
I don’t either
it proves how taking care of something can be so rewarding.
The David Attenborough of car cleaning.
It's like Art Attack for a clean car. You make a mess turn into art !
- please add a before and after comparison near the end to really showcase your skill
I agree. Great vids though 👍
5-6 hrs damn wtf, I would’ve just given it a quick 15 min hand wash and called it a day
yeah deffo some madness in that, why the fuck would you spend 5 hours+ washing your neighbors audi which isnt even his car.
pescod96 over a quarter million views in 3 days $ounds worth it to me
@@EvanRackle damn cant complain i suppose, id do it for that amount of views and money
pescod96 his job is cleaning cars, he's getting loads of money from UA-cam no doubt.
bigsmoke27 have you seen his neighbour? Hot woman!!
Me at the beginning: "That car looks clean to me."
Me at the end: "What a filthy car that was!"
The way you did that, makes you more valuable than that AUDI.
This video is satisfying. Reminds me of my childhood when I would watch Bob Ross paint his canvases. 👊💯💯💯
What you should actually be watching after smoking 4 blunts
Lmaoo
I'm watching this high as fuck and I can confirm
The red 7 or whatever iron remover product you used was insane at how much was removed.
Truuuuuu
You have a nice soothing voice. Love the accent. The car looks brand new afterwards. I suddenly feel like going for a car wash myself.
It’s illegal where i live to wash a car with soap water just anywhere. You have to go to a car wash place with proper drains that send the water to a treatment plant. Apparently water that goes down rain drains on streets send it to a different treatment place and get less treated before released into the river or sea.
That sounds like a cool place to live tbh.
Andruşca A. No it doesn’t sounds inconvenient
Me: uhhh what is this
Me 20 minutes later: OMG that was the greatest thing UA-cam has ever recommended😂
What a great gentleman.
I would love to be your neighbor because there is no gentlemen neighbors as you are this days.
Good luck in what you are doing.
excellent video quality! A side by side (before/ after) comparison at the end would give and even better understanding of your fantastic work!
Your must really like your neighbour.
That was very well narated! Cool to watch AND listen ...
Can you clean my car?
Oh wait i don't have a car
The comment section on this video has me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Idk what’s more satisfying this man washing an Audi or his commentating. I swear for a min I thought I was in Africa getting a tour in an animal kingdom, wtf!!! 😂 the way he cleaned the tire had me dead
"Do you even buff, bro" Hahahahahaha. I laughed way too hard at that.
Just drove 200 miles back from scotland to pick up my new m140i. Just what I need before I go to bed, soooothing voice and pressure washer lol.
Ahh what a Saturday, turned down going to a party and here I am...
JustGotEpic VII liar
😂
Great vid, showing what real world car cleaning is often about. If I'd have allowed my company car to get that bad it would have been taken off me! Some people don't appreciated when they have a good thing going.
Public sector workers have corrupt union leaders saving there asses , most private business would fire these overpaid parasites
he cleaned the car so well, so good..i finally realized there's some dust on my laptop screen. well done! subscribed.
You need to ask people if they need their really expensive super cars cleaned and I would definitely watch 100% through every upload that would be awesome!
You sound like the voices from the parody Scottish Peppa Pig
Nick Wyllie completely different accents😂
This man is not Scottish lmao
That was just amazing. Eloquent, almost poetic. The transformation of that car was mesmerising. Hats off to you.
This guy defo got an A* English literature GCSE 😂
MoRob alright, that wasn’t funny.
@@catsfirst How isn't it
@@catsfirst what does your username even mean?
Top Kek hOw isn’t it noT
Kamal Q it’s about the vicious attack on the city of auspicious utopia
next episode:
Cleaning my Neighbour's Neglected Company Car
[Part 2] [They got it dirty straight away...]
This guy's voice and commentary is just too good for a car cleaner! Don't you think?
“Swirl causing sponge jockey”. Ffs spat my tea with laughter 👌🤪🤣